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年

少

谢尔顿

第二季第三集

年

少

谢尔顿

第二季第三集

年

少

谢尔顿

第二季第三集

年

少

谢尔顿

第二季第三集

年

少

谢尔顿

年

少

谢尔顿

年

少

谢尔顿

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

无需优惠券省钱上帝会拯救[省钱]世人!

梅德福首个浸礼会教堂

《约翰福音》第3章16节

这种品牌的麦片盒上印有吸血鬼图案

幸运酒吧

《创世纪》第32章30节

"That everyone who believes may have eternal life in him

"叫一切信他的都得永生

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son "

上帝深爱世人甚至赐下他的独子"

Here we go

又来了

Yes Sheldon

怎么了谢尔顿

When you said God gave his son to the world

你说上帝将他的儿子赐予给了世界

did you mean Earth or the universe

你指的是地球还是整个宇宙

Earth

地球

But if God created the universe

但如果是上帝创造了宇宙

wouldn't he want to save all of it

为什么他不拯救全宇宙

Yes uh he would

他救了

Then why did you say Earth

那你为什么说是地球

"Earth" is a synonym for the universe

"地球"是宇宙的代名词

He's grabbing at straws now

他在垂死挣扎

So if God's plan is to save all of the universe

那如果说上帝打算拯救全宇宙

that means a race of octopus aliens light years away

那么表示距离我们数光年的章鱼星人

could only be saved by Jesus

也只能靠耶稣来拯救吗

Sure

是的

Even though they never would've heard of him Yes

-就算他们从没听过耶稣的名字 -是的

Even though his appearance might be terrifying to them

就算他的长相会吓到他们

W Why would his appearance be terrifying

为什么他的长相会吓到他们

He has four limbs and they have eight

他只有四肢而他们有八条腿

Okay that's enough No no

-好了够了 -不不

I prayed people would be more interested in my sermons

我祈祷让人们对我的布道更感兴趣

I suppose I should've been more specific

也许我的祈祷该更明确一些

Sheldon if these creatures were born without sin

谢尔顿如果这些造物并非生而有罪

they don't need to be saved by Jesus

他们就不需要耶稣的拯救

What if an octopus Adam and Eve brought sin to their world

那要是章鱼亚当和伊娃把罪恶撒播到世界上了呢

Would they be saved by a human Jesus or an octopus Jesus

来拯救他们的是人类基督还是章鱼基督呢

And then I said octopus aliens didn't need to become Christian

然后我就说章鱼星人不需要信基督教

because they're not affected by original sin

因为他们没有被原罪影响

You should've been there Pastor Jeff almost started crying

你真该去现场的杰夫牧师差点儿就要哭了

Oh now I'm sorry I missed it

这下我觉得不在可惜了

That's your fault for having a hangover

宿醉爬不起来是你自己的错

Or it's God's fault for putting Sunday morning

是上帝的错把礼拜天早上放在了

after Saturday night

礼拜六晚上的后面

Meemaw could you take me to Radio Shack Hello

-姥姥你能带我去睿侠电器行吗 -喂

Sure maybe later

行过会儿吧

Later's a little vague

"过会儿"的表述有点模糊

Could you please be more specific

你能说得再明确点吗

When I'm good and ready How's that

等我准备好的时候怎么样

Better but I'd really like to nail this down

好多了但我真的很想确定个时间

Why don't you ask your father to take you

为什么不让你爸带你去

Dad ‭What

-爸爸 -怎么

Can you please take me to Radio Shack

你能带我去睿侠电器行吗

I'm busy Ask your meemaw

我很忙问你姥姥去

I did She said to ask you

我问了她让我问你

Well ask her again

那你再问她一次

Seems counterintuitive but all right

似乎有点反常不过好吧

Meemaw

姥姥

Oh Lord

老天啊

Everything okay

一切都还好吧

No

不好

Stephanie Hanson's daughter was in a car accident last night

斯蒂芬妮·汉森的女儿昨晚出车祸了

She died

她去世了

Oh no

不

My God

天啊

She was barely 16

她才16岁

That's horrible

太可怕了

Is there anything we can do

我们有什么能做的吗

I don't know

我不知道

I need to call folks at the church

我要打电话通知教友

Any more thoughts on Radio Shack

还考虑带我去睿侠电器行吗

Sheldon do you really think

谢尔顿你真的觉得

this is the appropriate time to ask that question

这个场合合适问这个问题吗

I did but now I'm second guessing myself

我觉得合适不过现在我开始自我批评了

How you holding up

你怎么样

I'm okay

我没事

16 years old

才16岁啊

It's just awful

太可怕了

It's all part of God's plan

都是上帝的安排

How come we don't get to go to the funeral

为什么我们不能去参加葬礼

Why would you want to go to a funeral

为什么你想去参加葬礼

I've never been to one

我从来没去过

When you get to be my age you get to go to plenty

等你到了我这个年纪就有很多场要跑了

That's like a hundred years from now

感觉还要过一百年

You make it hard to love you

你让人很难爱你

Do you really see a dead body

葬礼上真的会见到死人吗

Sometimes

有时候会

How close do you get to it

你可以靠得多近看

Real close if you want

你想的话可以很近

And the clothes they're wearing

他们穿的衣服

is that the clothes they become a ghost in

是他们变鬼魂的时候穿的吗

Depends In the movie Ghost

看情况《人鬼情未了》里

Patrick Swayze has on the outfit that he dies in

帕特里克·斯威兹的衣服是他死时穿的那件

Casper runs around butt naked

《鬼马小精灵》卡斯伯光着屁股飞来飞去

Maybe he died naked

也许他死的时候没穿衣服

That's fun to think about

这想起来倒挺有意思的

And y'all wonder why you're not at the funeral

就这样你们还想着为什么不能参加葬礼

Good morning Peg

早上好佩佩

Well it will be once this cup of Sanka works its magic

要是这杯无咖啡因的咖啡能有用那就好了

Is Pastor available

牧师在吗

Oh he's on the phone with his wife

他在和他妻子通话

Oh should I come back ‭ Nah

-那我一会儿再来 -不用

He usually gets his groveling done pretty quick

他卑躬屈膝的讨好一般结束得都很快

So that little Hanson girl that was horrible huh

汉森家姑娘的事太可怕了

Yeah

是啊

Reminds you that

让人感觉到

life is precious

生命很宝贵

You're up slugger

到你了妹子

Come in

请进

I have the clothing drive flyers if you'd like to take a look

这是捐衣服的传单请你过目

Thank you

谢谢

You all right Mare

你还好吧玛丽

No not really

不太好

I can't stop thinking about that little girl

我满脑子都是那个小姑娘

I understand

我能理解

That's why it's important in these times

这也是为何在这样的时刻

to take comfort in our faith

需要用我们的信念来获得慰藉

What if that's not doing the trick

如果这不是应该发生的事呢

Events like this can certainly create doubt

这样的事的确会让人产生疑虑

It happens to me more often than I'd like to admit

我不愿承认我也时常有这样的念头

What do you do

你是怎么做的

I roll up my sleeves and I work even harder at serving our Lord

我卷起袖子更虔诚地信奉我们的主

Mary we each have a relationship with God

玛丽我们每个人都与上帝有着联结

and relationships take work

而这是需要付出努力去维护的

Get out there

到外面去

Help the needy start a Bible study

帮助需要帮助的人学习圣经

hug a stranger and tell 'em the Lord loves 'em

拥抱陌生人告诉人们神爱世人

But not a child that backfires on you big time

不过不要找孩子那会让你更难过

Thank you Pastor Jeff

谢谢你杰夫牧师

You are most welcome

你太客气了

Oh and tell Sheldon

对了告诉谢尔顿

I spoke to my seminary professor

我和我神学院的教授谈过了

and the official ruling is

官方裁定是

God would appear to the octopus aliens in octopus alien form

上帝会以章鱼星人的形态出现在章鱼星人面前

and save their eight legged souls

拯救他们八条腿的灵魂

Praise Jesus

赞美耶稣

I should put that in a sermon

我下次布道的时候讲

Hold on hold on Thank you God

等等等一下感谢主

for this food we are about to receive and for the nourishment

赐予我们桌上的食物为我们的身体提供营养

of our bodies and bless the hands that prepared it Amen

也保佑准备这餐点的人阿门

We're doing this at breakfast now

现在早餐前也要祷告了吗

Yes I think it's a nice idea

对我觉得这样很好

She's eating Count Chocula

她在吃巧克力椰子麦片

Doesn't he play for the other side

上帝还管魔鬼吗

I'm so glad God blessed you with a sense of humor George

我很高兴上帝赐予了你幽默感乔治

Mom have you received any distressing phone calls today

妈你今天有接到令人难过的电话吗

No Why

没有怎么了

Just wondering if it's an appropriate time

我只是在想现在合不合适

to ask if you could take me to Radio Shack

让你带我去睿侠电器行

Sorry sweetheart I can't today

抱歉亲爱的今天不行

I have to bring this food over to the Hanson family

我得把这些吃的送去给汉森家

Then I have my new prayer group

然后我要去参加新的祷告会

And after that I'm gonna get started

再之后我要在后院

on a faith garden in the backyard

布置一个信仰花园

A faith garden What the hell is that

信仰花园那见鬼的是什么东西

Language

注意用词

It's an outdoorsy place for me to speak to God

那是我在室外与主对话的场所

Don't you already speak to him indoorsy

你在室内不就可以与主对话吗

Yes but in the backyard

对但是在后院

I can enjoy the beautiful world he gave us

我可以感受他赐予我们的美好的世界

You can also smell the Sparks' chicken coop

你还能闻到斯巴克斯家鸡笼里飘来的臭味

Well I think it sounds nice

我觉得这主意不错

Thank you I'm gonna need your truck

谢谢我要借你的卡车

to get all the dirt and flowers and tools that I need

运泥土花和我需要的工具

Sure Oh oh almost forgot

-行 -差点忘了

Can you keep an eye out for a rock big enough

帮我找一块大石头要大到能

to paint a Psalm on

写下一首圣诗

I can do that

包在我身上

Wish me luck

祝我好运

Luck

祝好运

Is Mom okay

妈妈没事吧

How the heck should I know

我怎么知道

She left You can say "Hell "

她走了你可以说脏话了

If my mother's faith was

如果说我妈妈的信念

the Starship Enterprise over the next week

是《星际迷航》里的进取号星舰一周过去后

she achieved warp factor 9

她的航行曲速已经到9级了

I can't hear you

声音太小我听不到

Amen

阿门

Let 'em hear ya in heaven

让天堂里也能听到

Amen Heck yeah Amen

-阿门 -没错阿门

Despite his concerns over her sanity

尽管爸爸很担心她的神智

my dad found a rock worthy of her faith garden

他还是找来了一块配得上她信仰花园的石头

Ooh right over there

放在这里

Here

这里吗

Gently

轻一点

Honey it's a rock

亲爱的这可是块石头

I know but still

我知道但还是要轻一点

I pray that you protect Sheldon in all that he does

我向您祈祷保佑谢尔顿事事平安

What are you doing

你在做什么

I'm praying for you

我在为你祈祷

She needs it more than I do

米希比我更需要

You think I didn't start with her

我觉得我没有先从她开始吗

Lord thank you for inspiring me

主感谢您对我

to build this faith garden and for your eternal love

修建信仰花园的启发感谢您永恒的爱

Also please look after the Hanson family

也请您照看汉森一家

to find strength

让他们在悲痛中

in their time of grief

寻找到力量

And I thank you for the years they had

我还要感谢您让他们和美丽的女儿

with their beautiful daughter

相处了这么多年

So when you gonna take me to get my learner's permit

你什么时候带我去拿我的学车执照

Georgie you've heard us talking to Sheldon

小乔治你听到我们跟谢尔顿说

about asking questions at inappropriate times right

问问题要看场合了对吧

Yeah so

那又怎么样

So given what's happened this week

这星期发生了这样惨烈的车祸

do you think it's an appropriate time to be talking about driving

你觉得现在讨论开车的问题合适吗

Why 'Cause that girl died

为什么不合适就因为那女孩死了吗

Yes that

是的

For your information I'd be an excellent driver

声明一下我会开得很好

I wouldn't trust you to push a shopping cart

你连推购物车我都不放心

Would you feel more confident if I told you

要是我说我已经会开车了

I already know how to drive

你会更有信心吗

Video games don't count

电子游戏不算数的

I'll have you know I've driven Meemaw's car

告诉你我开过姥姥的车

I also drove your truck one night while you were sleeping

有一晚还趁你睡着时开过你的卡车

Are you crazy

你疯了吗

I parked it and everything you had no idea

我把车停好了你根本没发现

Okay let

好吧

let me get this straight

让我搞清楚

you're trying to prove to me that you're a responsible person

你想通过承认偷开过我的卡车

by admitting you stole my truck

来证明你有责任感吗

I said I was responsible never said I was smart

我说我有责任感没说我很聪明啊

Let's go out

我们出去吧

Go out where ‭ I don't know

-去哪 -我也不知道

Dairy Queen shooting range line dancing

冰雪皇后射击场或者跳排舞

Have you been drinking

你是不是喝酒了

I might've had a wine cooler or two

我喝了一两杯兑了果汁的红酒

Sweetheart that ain't drinking

亲爱的那不叫喝酒

The bartender asked to see my I D

酒保要我出示证件看我成年了没有

Honey he does that to get tips

他是为了哄你开心好多给他点小费

He asked me for mine too

他也要我出示了

Well I like to think we're both young attractive ladies

我愿意这么想我们俩都是迷人的年轻女士

To that old fart Yeah

对那个死老头来说吗当然是

Whoa pace yourself cowgirl

慢点喝牛仔妹

I'm fine

我没事

Are we gonna shoot pool or not

我们还打不打桌球了

You bet

当然要了

Did you know George and I used to come here

你知道我和乔治刚开始约会时

when we first started dating

常来这里吗

Is that so

是吗

He kissed me right over there in that booth

他就在那个卡座里亲过我

Why was there some barbecue sauce on your face

为什么要亲你脸上沾了烧烤酱吗

It's a fat joke

我是在嘲笑他胖

I got it Mom

我知道妈妈

Come on Come on

去吧快上床

Why are you putting us to bed

为什么是你叫我们上床睡觉

'Cause your mother's out

因为你们妈妈出去了

Where is she

她在哪里

She's with your grandmother

她和你们姥姥在一块

Where'd they go ‭ I don't know

-她们去哪了 -我不知道

Why don't you know Because I'm here with you

-你为什么不知道 -因为我陪你们待在家里啊

Good night Sweet dreams

晚安做个好梦

Mom gives us kisses

妈妈会给我们晚安吻

Fine

好吧

Mm your beard is scratchy

你的胡子好扎人

Too bad Sheldon

真糟糕谢尔顿要吗

I respectfully pass

我有礼地拒绝

Mom also does the good night dance

妈妈还会跳晚安舞

Now you're just screwing with me

现在你只是在耍我

Night

晚安

You should've gone with "Sings us a lullaby "

你应该骗他说妈妈会给我们唱摇篮曲的

Yeah I got cocky

是啊我对我的骗术太自信了

Slow down there sister you got church in the morning

悠着点妹子你明早还要去教堂

Who says I'm going

谁说我要去了

What is happening with you

你这是怎么回事

Do you really want to know

你真想知道吗

So the other day I was making a casserole

前几天我在做炖菜

to bring over to the Hansons

想送去汉森家

and I wanted to include a sympathy card

我想再附上一张慰问卡片

So I started to write

于是我在开头写下

"Your daughter's in a better place "

"你们的女儿到了一个更好的地方"

And I had to stop

然后我就写不下去了

Because how could that possibly be true

因为那怎么可能是真的

How could a better place be anywhere

怎么可能会有比她跟家人

than at home safe with her family

平安待着的家更好的地方

She was just a little kid

她还是个孩子

That could've

出事的

been Georgie behind the wheel

说不定就会是乔治

How could that possibly be God's plan

那怎么可能是上帝的安排

Looks like you could use a shoulder to cry on

你好像需要一个肩膀给你靠着哭

No she does not need a shoulder to cry on

她不需要肩膀靠着哭

but I do need a place to store my pool stick

但我倒是需要找个地方塞我的桌球杆

Maybe I'd like that

没准我喜欢被塞呢

Get

滚

What the hell

怎么回事

Your problem now

把她交给你了

‭Watch it Here ‭

小心点来

What am I supposed to do with her

我该怎么处理她

I don't know But be careful

我不知道不过小心点

Last time she was this drunk

她上次喝到这么醉之后

you ended up with your first son

怀上了你们的长子

Night

晚安

He's not that fat Mom

他才没那么胖妈妈

Now you're cooking breakfast for us

现在你还给我们做早餐了

Your mom's not feeling well

你们妈妈不太舒服

Is she contagious ‭No Just tired

-会传染吗 -不会她只是累了

Did you check her for ticks

你检查过她有没有长虱子了吗

Soon as she wakes up

等她睡醒我就检查

You can check her while she's asleep

她睡着时你也能检查

Sit down

坐下

Do you even know how to cook

你到底会不会做饭

Believe it or not I am capable of making breakfast

你爱信不信我做个早餐还是没问题的

Sorry It's not like we see you do much around here

抱歉毕竟很少见你在厨房忙活

How 'bout "Thanks for cooking Dad"

就说句"谢谢你做早餐爸爸"行不

Chocolate chips Thanks for cooking Dad

巧克力碎片谢谢你做早餐爸爸

Is Mom going to church

妈妈要去做礼拜吗

I don't think she's up to it

我想不会了

But she never misses church

但她每次都去

Are you feeling better

你好点了吗

Yes baby I'm fine

嗯宝贝我没事

All right here we go

好了开吃

Chocolate chips for breakfast and pizza for dinner

早餐吃巧克力碎片晚餐吃披萨

I'm loving Dad

我好爱爸爸哦

Where were you last night

你昨晚去哪儿了

Out with your grandmother

跟你姥姥出去了

But where'd you go

但你们去什么地方了

Enough questions

别再问了

Y'all ask me questions when I come home late

我每次回家晚了你们都问个不停

Oh I can explain that you're an idiot and we don't trust you

这我能解释因为你很蠢我们不信任你

Mom you didn't say grace

妈妈你没做饭前祷告

Don't worry about it

没关系

Come on y'all

吃吧孩子们

Can I sit with you

我能坐下吗

I think Mommy needs to be alone right now

妈妈现在想一个人待着

All right

好吧

Mom I'm scared

妈妈我很害怕

Why

为什么

You didn't go to church you stopped saying grace

你没去教堂做礼拜你不再做饭前祷告

I don't understand what's going on

我不知道这是怎么回事

It's kind of hard to explain

我很难跟你解释

Is it me

是因为我吗

Did I do something wrong

我做错什么了吗

Of course not

当然没有

Come here

过来

Sheldon

谢尔顿

faith means believing in something

信仰代表相信

you can't know for sure is real

你无法确定其真实性的事物

And right now I am struggling with that

此刻我就是在纠结这个

So you don't believe in God anymore

所以你不再信仰上帝了吗

That isn't something for you to worry about

你不用担心这种事

I need to figure this out myself

我得自己想明白

Can I help Maybe I could provide a fresh perspective

我能帮上忙吗说不定能提供新的视角

I don't think so baby

恐怕帮不上

Did you know that if gravity

你知道吗如果地心引力

were slightly more powerful

稍强一点

the universe would collapse into a ball

整个宇宙就会塌陷变成一个球

I did not

我不知道

Also if gravity were slightly less powerful

还有如果地心引力稍弱一点

the universe would fly apart

整个宇宙就会飞散

and there would be no stars or planets

不会有星星和星球

Where you going with this Sheldon

你想说什么谢尔顿

It's just that gravity is precisely as strong

我想说地心引力的强度

as it needs to be

刚刚好

And if the ratio of the electromagnetic force

如果电磁力不是

to the strong force wasn't one percent

比强力弱一百倍

life wouldn't exist

地球就不会有生命

What are the odds that would happen all by itself

没有外力影响一切都刚好的几率有多大呢

Why are you trying to convince me to believe in God

你为什么想说服我相信上帝

You don't believe in God

你自己都不相信上帝

I don't but the precision of the universe

我是不相信但宇宙如此精确

at least makes it logical to conclude there's a creator

至少我推断有造物主存在也符合逻辑

Baby I appreciate what you're trying to do but

宝贝我感谢你这么做可是

logic is here

逻辑在人的脑子里

And my problem is here

但我的问题在心里

Well there are 5 billion people on this planet

这个星球上有50亿人

and you're the perfect mom for me

而你是我最完美的妈妈

What are the odds of that

这几率有多大呢

Thank you Lord for this little boy

感谢主赐予我这个小男孩

I knew I could fix it ‭

我就知道能让你打开心结

Maybe it was you and the Lord

也许是你和主一起做到的

I don't like sharing credit

我不喜欢功劳分别人一半

but I knew in that moment it wasn't the appropriate time to say it

但我知道那一刻说出来不合适

And Jacob said "For I have seen God face to face

雅各说 "我面对面见了上帝

and my life is preserved "

我的性命仍得保全"

Is this an appropriate time to mention

现在提起《约翰福音》第1章18节

that John 1 18 says

合适吗

"No man hath seen God at any time " Who's right

里面说"从来没有人看见过上帝" 谁说的才对

Jacob or John

雅各还是约翰

Let's talk about it in the car

我们到车上再讨论这个

the Lord

...主

Yes Connie

康妮怎么了

My grandson has a question

我外孙有问题要问

Let'er rip kid

放马过去吧孩子

Spirit in the sky

...想飞往天国

Prepare yourself you know it's a must

做好准备吧你知道这是必经之路

Gotta have a friend in Jesus

会有个朋友名叫耶稣

So you know that when you die

你明白当你离开人世时

He's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky

他会推荐你飞往天国...

Oh set me up with the spirit in the sky

带我去去往天国

That's where I'm gonna go when I die

那便是我离世时所去往的地方

When I die and they lay me to rest

当我离世他们都愿我安息...

I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

我会去一个超美的地方长眠