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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Faith faith faith

信仰信仰信仰

Baby

宝贝

I know you're asking me to stay

我知道你在求我留下

Say please please please don't go away

说拜托求你不要走

You say I'm giving you the blues

我走了会让你心碎

Maybe

或许

You mean every word you say

你每一句话都是真心的

Can't help but think of yesterday

但我忍不住想起往日

And another who tied me down

另一个想让我当

To lover boy rules

小情夫的人

My father took pride in saying

我父亲总是很自豪地说

that he ran our house like a tight ship

他把我们家管理得井井有条

The ship got a lot looser when

但这井在我姥姥来看孩子时

my meemaw came over to babysit

就没那么多条条框框了

I bet a nickel

我赌5分钱

Hang on there a minute moon pie

别着急小饼饼

I want to teach you somethin'

我教你一点东西

Look at your cards

看看你的牌

and then look in the mirror

再看看镜子

Hey I'm smiling

我在笑

Uh huh

是啊

And what does that tell me about your cards

这笑容告诉我你的牌怎么样

That I like them

我喜欢我的牌吗

Attaboy Now

真聪明现在呢...

look at my face

看着我的脸

Tell me what you see

告诉我你看到了什么

That you're old

看到你老

It's a good thing I love you

幸好老娘很爱你

I'm gonna look at my cards again

我再看一次我的牌

You're unhappy

你不高兴

Which means

这表示...

You don't have good cards

你没有好牌

所以呢

I'm gonna see your nickel

我跟你的5分

and raise you a quarter Quarter

-再加25分 -25分吗

You can fold

你可以弃牌啊

No I have good cards you have bad cards

不要我有好牌你只有烂牌

I'm in

我跟

Nines and fives

9 5对子

That's too bad

可惜了

Three queens You lose

3张Q 你输啦

What

什么

But you weren't happy

你不是不高兴吗

I made you think I was unhappy But that's lying

-我让你觉得我不高兴而已 -这不是骗人吗

You lied to your moon pie

你骗了你的小饼干

I bluffed my moon pie

我诈了我的小饼干

Do people know about this Sheldon

-其他人知道这事吗 -谢尔顿

what's on a person's face

知人知面

is not always what's in their heart

不知心啊

Well this changes everything

那样一切都不一样了

How do you know who to trust

你怎么知道谁能信任呢

You don't

无法知道

That's what makes life interesting

所以人生才精彩啊

Meemaw liked to teach me things

姥姥喜欢教我一些

that kept me awake at night

会让我晚上睡不着的事

Mom we're home

妈我们回来了

In here

在里面呢

What's he doing up

他不睡觉在干嘛

Losin'

在输啊

Hell is that

什么鬼

I sent Georgie on a beer run

我让小乔治去帮我买啤酒

and tipped him with firecrackers

用鞭炮当了报酬

Oh Mom

妈

Was I supposed to stiff him

我难道要让他白干活儿吗

I ate so much candy

我吃了好多糖呀

Okay

好啦

They're all yours

孩子还你

Sometimes people say to me "Pastor Jeff

有时候人们会问我"杰夫牧师

how do you know there's a God "

你怎么知道神是否存在呢"

And I say "It's simple math

我说"这是很简单的数学题啊

God either exists or he doesn't "

神要么存在要么不存在"

So let's be cynical

咱们冷眼来看

Worst case scenario there's a 50 50 chance

最坏的情况也是对半开

And I like those odds

而这几率我很满意

That's wrong

这是错的

Shelly put your hand down

谢利把你的手放下

Sorry Please continue

抱歉您请继续

It's okay Mary

没事的玛丽

I It's Sheldon right

你叫谢尔顿对吗

Yes sir Well Sheldon

-是的先生 -谢尔顿

why don't you come on up here and tell me how I'm wrong

那请你来台前说说我哪里错了吧

No Okay

-别 -好的

Let's give him a hand everybody

大家给他点掌声吧

Mm What's happening

发生什么事了

Shelly's gonna eat him alive

谢利会把他给撕成渣渣的

所以...

you were saying

你说吧

You've confused possibilities with probabilities

你把概率跟可能性搞混了

According to your analogy when I go home

根据你的例子我等会回家

I might find a million dollars on my bed or I might not

我可能在床上发现一百万也可能没有

In what universe is that 50 50

但这算个哪门子的对半开

So what do you think

那你觉得

the odds are that God exists

神存在的几率有多少呢

I think they're zero

我觉得是0

I believe in science

我相信科学

So you don't think science and religion can go hand in hand

所以你觉得科学跟宗教不能共处共存

Science is facts religion is faith

科学讲事实宗教讲信仰

I prefer facts

我喜欢事实

I understand that

我懂

Here's a cool fact for ya

那我告诉你几条有趣的事实

A lot of famous scientists believed in God

很多知名科学家都相信神的存在

Isaac Newton

艾萨克·牛顿

Albert Einstein

阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦

Even Charles Darwin

甚至是查尔斯·达尔文

So Darwin's right about God and wrong about evolution

所以达尔文信神是对的而进化论是错的吗

Now you're gettin' it

小子上道了

Let's give it up for Sheldon everybody

大家再给谢尔顿一次掌声

What a good sport Oh

很有风度

But I wasn't a good sport

但我并没有风度

At that moment I vowed to come back

在那一刻我发誓

the following Sunday and destroy Pastor Jeff

我下周日要回来手撕杰夫牧师

Uh hello Mr Cooper

您好库珀先生

Is Missy home

米希在家吗

Hello Billy No she's at church

你好啊比利她上教堂了

I brought her eggs from my chickens

我给她带了我家母鸡下的蛋

I see that

我看到了

You can boil them or scramble them

你可以做水煮蛋或炒蛋

Okay

好的

I like fried

我喜欢煎蛋

Okay

行

I don't like poached

我不喜欢荷包蛋

Okay

好吧

Thank you for your time

打扰了

Okay

好

You want me to cook those eggs for you baby

要我帮你煮了蛋吗宝贝

No They're a gift

不要那些是礼物

Sorry

抱歉

He even wrote me a note

他还给我写了纸条

"Eggs from your secret admirer Billy "

"来自你的秘密仰慕者比利"

Mary can you come in here

玛丽你能进来一下吗

I'm cookin'

我在做饭

I really need you to come in here

我真的需要你进来一下

What on earth

到底要干嘛

What

怎么了

Listen to this

你听

"French philosopher

"法国哲学家

mathematician and physicist Blaise Pascal

数学家与物理学家布莱兹·帕斯卡

argued a rational person should believe God exists

表示理性的人应该相信神的存在

because you have everything to gain if you're right

因为如果你对了你就赚到了

and nothing to lose if you're wrong "

而如果你错了你也不亏"

Sounds right

感觉没错啊

Meemaw is coming over to watch you I gotta go

姥姥马上就过来照顾你们我得走了

Where Daddy's not feeling good

-去哪里 -你们爸爸不舒服

We're gonna go see a doctor

我们现在要去医生那边

Is he okay He's gonna be fine

-他没事吧 -他会没事的

You just sit right there

你们就乖乖坐着

Meemaw's on her way over to cook you dinner

姥姥等会就来给你们做晚饭

Can we come with you

我们能跟你们一起去吗

No Just stay right there don't move

不行乖乖坐着不许离开

George let's go

乔治走吧

How long are we supposed to sit here

我们得坐在这里多久啊

I don't know

我不知道

She said don't move

她说不许离开

She was very clear

说得很清楚了

Hope I don't have to go to the bathroom

希望我不会想上厕所

Don't worry

安心吧

Meemaw's here

姥姥来了

Everything's under control

一切都有姥姥在

We haven't had dinner yet

我们还没吃晚饭

Really

是吗

I don't feel like cookin'

可我不想做饭

I think my husband's having a heart attack

我丈夫好像心脏病发作

I need an RRT and a crash cart

需要急救小组与抢救车

Over here

这边

Sir are you having chest pains right now

先生你现在胸口疼吗

Yeah a little bit

是啊有一点

Any numbness or pain in your arms

你的手臂有麻木感吗

Maybe this one

这只手好像有点

Shortness of breath

喘不过气吗

Enough questions

太多问题了吧

He's a fat middle aged man with chest pains

他是个胸口疼的中年胖子

Do something

做点什么啊

Sorry about the fat honey

抱歉说你胖亲爱的

You said you liked me this way

你自己说你喜欢我这样

Is Daddy gonna be okay

爸爸会没事的吧

Oh yeah Your Pop Pop used to have

没事的你们姥爷以前

little chest pains all the time

也整天胸口有点疼

Didn't he die of a heart attack

他不是死于心脏病了吗

Well for insurance purposes yes

为了保险理赔是这原因

Hey What's goin' on

怎么了

Dad's in the hospital

爸爸进医院了

What Why's Dad in the hospital

什么为什么爸爸进医院了

He's gonna be fine He had chest pains

-他会没事的 -他胸口疼

He's gonna be fine

他会没事的

What are we doin' Why aren't we going to the hospital

那我们还在这里干嘛为什么不去医院

Nobody's goin' nowhere

大家哪里都不许去

We're just gonna stay calm

我们只需要保持冷静

have a nice dinner and wait for your mama to call

好好吃顿晚饭等你们妈妈打来

and tell us what's what

告诉我们情况就行

I'm not hungry

我不饿

What did you mean by "Insurance purposes"

你刚才说"为了保险理赔"是什么意思

Just eat

乖乖吃你的

What kind of Texan drinks pink wine

哪门子德州人喝桃红葡萄酒啊

Hello

您好

Hi Mom Kids okay

妈孩子们还好吗

Yeah they're fine How's George

他们挺好乔治怎么样

I don't know They're running tests

我也不知道他们在做一些检测

Well don't you worry about us

不用担心我们

Everything's under control here

一切都在我的管辖之中

Okay

好的

I'll call you when I know more

有更多消息我会再打给你

How you holdin' up

你还好吗

I guess I'm okay

还行吧

Well George is gonna pull through this honey

乔治能挺过去的亲爱的

I guarantee it

我跟你保证

Thanks Mom

谢谢了妈

Thanks for bein' there

谢谢你挺身而出

You bet

那当然

I'll call you later

我之后再打给你

Okay

好

Bye

拜拜

What'd she say

她怎么说

The doctors are doin' some tests but dollars to donuts

医生在进行一些检测但我敢肯定

your daddy's just got a bad case of gas

你老爸只是严重胀气而已

Y'all two go get ready for bed

你们都该上床睡觉了

I don't want to stay around here

我不想待在家里

I want to go to the hospital and see Dad

我想去医院看爸爸

Well I want to go to Las Vegas and see Willie Nelson

我还想去拉斯维加斯看威利·纳尔逊呢

美国乡村音乐传奇歌手

but that ain't gonna happen either

但那同样不会发生

This is stupid

这蠢爆了

You know what's stupid

你知道什么才叫蠢吗

I got to drink pink wine

我得喝桃红葡萄酒

Meemaw

姥姥

What

干什么

Is Dad really okay

爸爸真的没事吗

Yes

是的

I hope you're not bluffing

希望你不是在诈我们

You asleep

你睡着了吗

没有

Me neither

我也没有

Every time the phone rings I get scared

每次电话铃一响我就好害怕

Me too

我也是

I'm goin' to see Dad You guys want to come

我要去看爸爸你们来吗

How Meemaw said we have to stay here

怎么去姥姥说我们得待在家里

You want to go or not

你到底要不要去

Shh

嘘

Shh

嘘

Who do I shush

那我叫谁嘘

Shh Shh

-嘘 -嘘

What are you doing

你在干什么

I'm driving to the hospital

我要开车去医院

You can come with me or stay here up to you

你们可以跟我一起去或留在这里随你们

I'm comin'

我要去

Sheldon

谢尔顿

You're 14

你才14岁

You don't know how to drive

你根本不会开车

I drove a tractor at 4 H camp

我在4H营开过拖拉机

全球青少年组织

It's the same thing

就是一回事

But you sat on the farmer's lap

但你当时是坐在农民腿上开的

Then stay here

那你就待在这儿

Come on Missy

走吧米希

What are you doin'

你在干什么

Travelin' music

路上听听音乐

I'm coming with you

我跟你们一起去

Why are you wearin' my helmet

你为什么戴着我的头盔

I don't expect this to end well

我觉得你开车不会有好结果

And the pillows

还带枕头了

Same answer

同样原因

Turn it off I've got to concentrate

关掉我要专心开车

Okay

好了

seat belts everybody

所有人系上安全带

Please drive slowly

拜托你慢慢地开

Relax I know what I'm doin'

淡定我心里有数

I've often been asked

常常有人问我

why I never learned to drive a car

为什么不愿意学开车

This night

这一晚

is your answer

就是你的答案

Please slow down

拜托开慢一点

I'm goin' eight miles an hour

我现在时速只有12公里

A cow just passed us

一头牛刚刚都赶超了我们

Do you know how to get to the hospital Yeah

-你知道去医院的路吗 -知道

It's right across the street from the Dairy Queen

就在冰雪皇后对面

Which Dairy Queen

哪一家冰雪皇后

What are you talkin' about

你在说什么

There's two

有两家

Really

真的吗

You're gonna hit it

你要撞到了

Which is the one Mom takes us to

哪一家是妈妈带我们去吃的

You're gonna hit it

你要撞到了

Ooh you're in trouble now

这下你麻烦可大了

Yeah

喂

What took you so long to answer

你怎么那么久才接电话

Powdering my nose What's it to ya

我刚才在补妆你有意见吗

Sorry I asked Just wanted to give you an update

抱歉就是想告诉你最新的情况

Y What's goin' on

怎么样了

They want to run some more tests

他们还要做更多检测

They're gonna hold him overnight

今晚他得住在医院

Oh Oh well that's that's nothin' to worry about

没什么好担心的

That's just precautionary

只是预防措施

How are the kids

孩子们怎么样

Oh They were a little worried

他们有点担心

but I handled it

但我安抚了他们

They sleepin'

他们睡了吗

Yeah yeah

睡了

You bet

当然睡了

Thanks again for helpin'

再次谢谢你帮忙

Oh hey

听好了

these are my grandchildren

他们是我的外孙

They are my blood

是我的血脉

Okay I better go

好吧我要挂了

Okay We'll talk later

行晚点再聊

谢尔顿

外婆亲启

乔治开走了你的车

外婆我们去医院看爸爸了

Son of a bitch

要了个亲命

I hate those kids

我恨死这些死孩子

Just admit it we're lost

承认吧我们迷路了

We're not lost

我们才没有迷路

Well I sure don't see a hospital anywhere

反正我没见到哪儿有医院

Why don't we ask somebody for directions

我们为什么不找人问问路呢

Because we're children in a car genius

因为我们是一群开车的小孩你个天才

Dang it

我靠

Are you aiming for them

你是故意瞄准了要撞的吗

Everybody just shut up I got this

所有人闭嘴我能行

Oh no We're going to jail

完了我们要蹲号子了

Georgie's going to jail

小乔治才要去蹲号子

I'm saying I was kidnapped

我要说我是被绑架的

That's a good plan

这主意不错

You and I were kidnapped

你和我都是被绑架的人质

If I'm going to jail we're all going to jail

如果我要去蹲号子你们也跑不了

Oh you better pull over

你赶紧靠边停车吧

Oh thank God

谢天谢地

Well don't just sit there follow it Why

-别傻坐着快跟上那辆车 -为什么

It's an ambulance it's going to the hospital

那是救护车要开去医院的啊

Hang on

坐好了

How about I put the radio on real low

我小小声地放音乐行不

Shut up

闭嘴

Mary

玛丽

Mom Where are they

-妈妈 -他们在哪

Where's who

你说谁

More importantly

更重要的是

how is George Mom

-乔治怎么样了 -妈妈

Ah There they are

他们在这儿呢

Ha I lost the little rascals in the hall

我刚在大厅跟几个小淘气走丢了

I want to see Dad

我想见爸爸

Me too Me too

-我也是 -我也是

The doctors are with him now

他现在和医生在一起

I'll take you in a bit

等会我带你们进去

Why are they here

他们怎么会来这儿

I think it's obvious

这不是明摆着的吗

They love their daddy

他们好爱爸爸

No I get that Why aren't they home in bed

我知道但他们怎么没在家睡觉

Well nobody could sleep

大家都睡不着

I thought it was the right thing

我觉得这样做才对

Good bluff

诈得漂亮

Shh

嘘

Okay thank you

好的谢谢

You all need anything You hungry

你们需要什么吗饿不饿

No No thank you

-不饿 -不用了谢谢

Okay everybody sit tight

大家在这儿坐着

I'm gonna go check on your dad

我去看看你们爸爸

Georgie

小乔治

Give me my damn keys

把我的车钥匙还给我

Oh yeah Here

嗯给你

Thank you

谢谢

How did I beat you here

我怎么比你们还早到医院

We kept hitting garbage cans

我们一直撞到垃圾桶

Oh God

要命了

I need to wash my hands

我要去洗手

There are germs here that can kill you Hold up

-这里有些细菌能杀死人 -等等

Now y'all like it when your meemaw babysits

你们都喜欢外婆来照顾你们对吧

Poker candy firecrackers

可以玩扑克吃糖放鞭炮

Yes

没错

Yeah Yeah

-嗯 -是的

Well if your mother ever finds out

如果你们母亲发现了

what you did tonight

你今晚做的事

that is never gonna happen again

那以后都没有那种好日子了

I can't lie to my mother

我不能对我妈妈说谎

Sure you can Believe in yourself

你当然可以相信自己

小教堂

Despite what it looks like

虽然看起来是那样

I didn't pray to God that night

但我那晚没向上帝祈祷

I prayed to Blaise Pascal

而是向布莱兹·帕斯卡祈祷

My thinking was

我的想法是

if he was right about the existence of God

如果他对关于上帝存在的理论是对的

then he could pass along my request

那他可以帮我转达

for my dad to get better

让我爸爸好起来的请求

If he was wrong

如果他错了

well

这个嘛

in this moment I needed him to be right

在这一刻我需要他是对的

What's taking so long

怎么去了那么久

Shh

嘘

Keep your voice down car thief

小声点偷车贼

I didn't steal your car I just borrowed it

我才没有偷你的车只是借用

You're gonna need to make bail someday

总有一天你会需要有人去保释你

Do not come to me

到时千万别来找我

Good news Your daddy's gonna be fine

好消息你们的爸爸不会有事

Should be home in a day or two

应该过两天就能回家了

And was it a heart attack

是心脏病发作吗

Minor No permanent damage

轻微的没有造成永久性损伤

Oh That's wonderful

真是太好了

Our prayers have been answered

我们的祈祷应验了

Come on everybody

孩子们快来

let's say hello to your old dad

我们去和爸爸打招呼

Come on

走吧

For a brief moment

有短暂的一瞬间

I was filled with the healing power of faith

我内心充满了信仰的治愈能量

Then the next day we all got violently ill

但第二天我们全家都病倒了

from Billy Sparks' eggs and I was over it

因为吃了比利的鸡蛋我的信仰也散了

I thought I'd talk this morning about how it all began

今早我想谈谈一切是如何开始的

Now everybody knows how on the first day of creation

大家都知道创世的第一天

God said "Let there be light "

神说 "要有光"

And there was light

便有了光

And when God saw that light he knew it was good

当神见到光就知道是好事

Oh here we go

又来了

Yes Sheldon

什么事谢尔顿

You said he didn't create the sun until day four

你说祂第四天才造了太阳

Yeah

是的

So how could there be light the first three days

那前三天哪来的光呢

God is light

神就是光

So God's a photon

那么说神是光子

God's what made photons possible

是神让光子有存在的可能

And what day did he do that

那祂是第几天造出光子的

I would think day one

我想是第一天

If I grab my chest and keel over maybe we can get out of here

如果我抱胸跪倒假装病发也许能逃离这里

That's a terrible thing to say

你这话也太不合适了

because the first day had just begun

因为第一天才刚开始

So before the Big Bang

那就是在宇宙大爆炸之前吗

There was no Big Bang

没有宇宙大爆炸

There was only the Word

只有"道"[一个字]

Was the word "kaboom"

那个字是"砰"吗

Okay do it

好了快装吧

We gotta go

我们得走了

What's happening

怎么回事

Is it over Y Yes

-结束了吗 -是的