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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

It's typical for young people to admire rock stars

年轻人喜欢摇滚明星是很正常的

For my sister it was Cyndi Lauper

比如我姐姐喜欢辛蒂·罗波

活跃于80年代的美国女歌手有才敢秀又敢搞怪

For my brother it was Bon Jovi

至于我哥哥是邦·乔飞

知名摇滚乐团由主唱邦·乔飞建立

Well Jon we look good

乔飞我们可真帅

For me the rock star I admired most was

而我呢我最崇拜的摇滚明星是...

Albert Einstein

阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦

Did you know Einstein loved playing the violin

你知道爱因斯坦深爱演奏小提琴吗

所以呢

He believed music helped him formulate his theories

他相信音乐帮助他构想出了他的理论

所以呢

Einstein was arguably the greatest scientific mind

爱因斯坦可以算是20世纪

of the 20th century

最伟大的科学家了

If music helped him maybe it could help me

如果音乐帮助了他或许也能帮到我

所以呢

I got to go talk to my mom

我要去跟我妈谈些事

Everything okay ‭ Yeah

-没出什么事吧 -没事啦

she's just got some problems she's dealing with

她碰到了一些问题需要处理

Kind of personal Will you make the kids lunch

是比较私人的事你能给孩子们做午饭吗

Ah do I have to ‭ George

-不能不要吗 -乔治

Happy to

乐意之至

Be right back

很快就回来

What do y'all want for lunch

你们午餐要吃什么

Peanut butter and jelly please

花生酱加果酱吐司麻烦了

Great Missy

很好米希呢

Tuna salad on rye toast

黑麦面包夹金枪鱼色拉

with sliced pickles and

配上切片咸菜与...

Two PBJs got it

两份花生果酱吐司没问题

What is going on

出什么事了

Well ‭Well what

-这个嘛... -怎么了

I'm trying to say it You woke me up

-我在努力开这个口 -你把我吵醒了

Spill it or I'm going back to bed

你要么说要么我要回去睡觉了

I'm pregnant

我怀孕了

I'm awake now

现在彻底醒了

Are you sure

你确定吗

Yes I'm late

确定我月经迟了

How late ‭Two days

-迟了多久 -两天

Oh two days That's nothing

才迟两天算什么啊

Last time I was two days late I had the twins

上一次迟两天的时候我怀了双胞胎

Last time I was two days late I had menopause

上一次迟两天的时候我来了更年期

Just trying to lighten the mood

只是想缓和下气氛

So do you have

所以你...

reason to think that you might be

有理由怀疑自己怀孕吗

Well we try to be safe but you know

我们通常都很小心但你懂的...

heat of the moment

一时情不自禁

Still After three kids and that beer belly

还能吗都生三个了还有他那个

hanging over his pants Mom

-挂在裤腰带上的啤酒肚 -妈

I think you might be getting way ahead of yourself

我觉得你有一点太杞人忧天了

I'm telling you I just know

你相信我我就是有感觉

You were also convinced that Georgie was gonna be a girl

你当时也很确信小乔治那胎会是女儿啊

That's true

这倒是

Although he does have very pretty hair

不过他倒是真的有一头秀发

Hello

你好

Hi Sheldon

你好啊谢尔顿

I'd like to learn to play the violin

我想要学习演奏小提琴

Really Well that's terrific

真的吗那太好了

Do you have any experience with stringed instruments

你有任何演奏弦乐器的经验吗

Stringed instruments no

弦乐器吗没有

String theory yes

弦理论的话有

That was a joke I'm a joker

这是个玩笑啦我是笑话王

I think I have an old violin you can take home

我这里好像有一把旧琴可以给你

and get the feel of

让你带回家感觉一下

That's great

太好了

Thank you

谢谢

But I have to warn you

但我得先提醒你

it can be a frustrating instrument to learn

学这个可能会碰到很多挫折

Can you play it ‭Yes

-你会拉吗 -会啊

I'll be fine

那我肯定没问题

I don't see them

找不到啊

Excuse me

请问一下

Where do you keep your pregnancy tests

你们这里验孕棒都放在哪了

Mom Behind the counter at the pharmacy

-妈 -去医药柜台跟柜员拿

Thank you

谢谢

Would you please be a little more discreet

你就不能隐晦一点吗

She doesn't know it's for you

她又不知道是你要用

Well it sure isn't for you

不是我用还能是你用吗

Come on

过来

Ow No

不行

Well go ahead

去啊

I can't ‭Why not

-我不能去 -为什么

His daughter goes to Missy's school

他女儿跟米希在上同一所小学

You are being ridiculous

你简直不可理喻

I don't need the world knowing my business

我不想要全世界都知道我的私事

Okay fine

行行行

Hello ‭Oh

你好

Excuse me

麻烦一下

Hi can I help you ‭ Yes

-有什么需要吗 -有的

Uh I need a pregnancy test

我需要... 验孕棒

Sure

没问题

We have a few options

我们这里有几种不同的

Hey Connie

你好啊康妮

Oh hey Brenda

你好啊布兰达

Oh you you pick

你...你选吧

Is that a pregnancy test

那是验孕棒吗

Uh yeah

是啊

It's for me

我要用

Really ‭Yes

-是吗 -是的

I come from a long line of really fertile women

我家族有着生育能力十分强的血统

My mother had me when she was 57

我妈是在57岁的时候生的我

Can you believe it

你敢信吗

I don't think I can

我还真不敢信

Dr Sturgis and I have been dating

斯特吉斯博士与我

for some time and we really try to be careful

也交往了好一段时间了我们也一直小心避孕

but you know how it is

但这种事你也懂的

Heat of the moment

一时情不自禁就...

Hi Mrs Cooper

库珀太太你好啊

Hi Billy

你好啊比利

Are you playing hide and seek

你在玩躲猫猫吗

Um yeah

是啊

Don't tell anybody Shh

别跟别人说啊

Bye Mrs Cooper

再见库珀太太

Thank you so much Bye

谢谢你再见

Wish me luck

祝我好运吧

It's a bit worn But it's fine for a beginner

有点旧了但对于初学者来说足够了

That was unpleasant

很不悦耳啊

It just takes some practice

需要一点练习啦

Very well When is my first lesson

有道理什么时候能开始上第一课

I'm pretty busy right now

我... 现在挺忙的

But I can give you this in the meantime

但我可以先给你这个

Anyone Can Play Violin

《大家都能学会小提琴》

They don't set the bar very high

他们这门槛设得可不高啊

You know what you need to do

知道怎么用吧

Yes

知道

How's it going

情况怎么样了

It'd be a lot easier to pee if you'd stop talking

你要是安静一会我能尿得顺利点

Sorry

抱歉

Now it's too quiet Say something

现在又太安静了说点什么吧

I know you didn't expect this

我知道这不在你的计划之中

and you still might not be but

现在可能也还没这打算但...

but if it turns out you are

如果你真的怀上了

I'm here for you

我会在你身边陪着你

Thanks Mom

谢谢你妈妈

You're not the one I'm worried about

我担心的不是你

If I'm pregnant George is gonna flip out

如果我怀孕了乔治一定会抓狂的

I'm sure he would at first

我相信他一开始一定会

Then he would calm down

但接下来他会冷静

Take a few beers

喝几瓶啤酒

Maybe some malt liquor

或许喝点麦芽烈啤酒

I suppose

大概吧

The truth is he and I were both

其实当时怀上双胞胎

freaked out about having twins

我跟他都要发疯了

But now I can't imagine life without them

但现在我都没办法想象没有他们

Well see there you are

你看这不就对了嘛

So no matter what that test says

无论验孕结果是什么

you're gonna be okay

你都会没事的

You're right

你说得对

What's it say

结果是什么

I'm gonna go buy that malt liquor

我先去把麦芽烈啤酒买上吧

To get started place your violin in rest position

首先先把小提琴拿好

Your feet should be together

双脚并拢

Your right arm should be over your instrument

你的右臂放在乐器之上

not touching the strings or the bridge

但不要压到琴弦或琴桥

Put your left hand What are you doing

-把左手放在... -你在干嘛

What does it look like

你看呢

Like you're looking for another excuse for kids to pick on you

看起来像是你又在给别的孩子制造新的槽点

Now you are ready to position your feet

现在你已经准备好摆好你的脚了

Zip your feet open and step forward

张开脚尖往前踩一步

with your left foot

是左脚往前

Your feet should What are you doing

-你的脚应该... -那你在干嘛

I was gonna watch DuckTales but this looks funnier

本来要来看《唐老鸭俱乐部》但这个更有趣

procedure for positioning the violin on your shoulder

把小提琴放到肩膀上的步骤

Hold your violin above the left foot

把小提琴移到你的左脚上方握好

with the neck of the instrument pointing up

琴脖要朝向上方

Left foot neck up

左脚琴脖朝上

Now rotate the neck of the instrument counterclockwise

以逆时针方向旋转琴脖半圈

so that the neck points at your left foot

现在琴脖就是朝向你的左脚了

Oh boy ‭I was right

-要命了 -我果然没说错

Bend your left elbow so that the violin

左臂弯曲让小提琴

rests on your shoulder

靠在你的肩膀上

and place your head on the chin rest

在把你的头放在腮托上

Now try dropping your left hand

现在放下你的左手

See if you can hold your instrument without your hands

看看你能否不用手就固定住琴

Time yourself at this What's going on

-可以一边计时... -发生什么了

I'm learning to play the violin

我在学怎么拉小提琴

It's my new favorite show

这是我最新的最爱节目

Once you feel you have control of your instrument

等你感到能轻松固定住你的乐器

try moving your hands around

就试试移动自己的手臂

Repeat this procedure until you can position

反复这些步骤直到你能够

your instrument comfortably and quickly

快速并轻松地把琴放到正确位置上

He'll just be another minute

他很快就好

Thank you

谢谢

What's that about

这是在做什么

Just trying not to breathe the smoke in

我只是不想要吸到二手烟

Come on

放心啦

It already went through the filter and my lungs

这些烟经过滤嘴与我的肺了

This stuff is squeaky clean

这烟干净到不行啊

Well still

还是小心一点啦

He's all yours your highness

他准备好了殿下请进

All right

好的

Hey Mare what's up Other than the big guy

玛丽除了上头的"大老板" 你怎么也上我这了

God joke

上帝哏啦

Actually um I could use some guidance

其实呢我需要一点指引

I got some news today

我今天得知了一件事情

and I'm not quite sure how I feel about it

我有点手足无措不知道该如何面对

Of course Sit

没问题请坐

Well I am

这个嘛... 我...

with child

怀孕了

That's wonderful

太好啦

Congratulations

恭喜你

How far along are you

怀多久了

Uh could you keep it down just a little

你能不能够小声一点

I haven't exactly told George yet

我还没告诉乔治呢

Got it And why not

懂了但为什么没说呢

It is his right

是他的种吧

Of course

当然啦

Apologies

抱歉

Hey I'm a pastor in a small town

我是个小镇子的牧师

You wouldn't believe the juicy things I hear

你绝对不敢相信我听过多少有料的八卦

This just wasn't part of our plan

只是这不在我们计划中

Well luckily it's part of God's plan

幸好这在上帝的计划中

And let me tell you about another Mary

我告诉你另一个玛丽[圣母玛利亚]的故事

who didn't know how to tell her husband she was expecting

她也不知道该如何告诉丈夫自己怀孕了

And her story is way weirder than yours

但她的故事可比你的奇异多了[处女怀孕]

In order to practice this move your bow

作为练习你可以沿逆时针方向

in a counterclockwise direction

转动琴弓

Keep your hand moving right with the tip of the bow

手与琴弓顶端一起转动

For our next song

现在练习下一首曲目

"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star "

《小星星》

remember posture is our most important thing

记住姿势是最为重要的

Set play

预备开始

Did you hear that I did it

你们听到了吗我学会了

I don't think you did

我没觉得你学会了

And now we see how it helps my science

现在看看音乐如何能帮我研究科学

Come on think

加油动脑子

Probably needs more "Twinkle Twinkle "

可能还要再多一点"亮晶晶"

for learning new songs

...学习新曲目

You can play them along with me

你可以跟我一起拉奏

What the hell is that

那是什么鬼声音

Sheldon's learning to play the violin

谢尔顿在学拉小提琴

Oh Well that's unfortunate

真不幸

I'm gonna go change

我去换衣服

Hey Dad

爸爸

Can you believe I only started playing today

你敢相信我今天才开始拉的吗

I really can

完全看得出来

Hey so there's something

有一件事

I've been meaning to talk to you about

我想跟你谈谈

Sure what's up

好啊什么事

Now before I say it um

在我说出来之前

I want to tell you a story of another Mary

我想告诉你关于另一个玛丽的故事

Okay anytime

随时有灵感了

Are you kidding me

你开什么玩笑

Keep your voice down

你小声点

Are you kidding me

你开什么玩笑

Look I was a little thrown too but Pastor Jeff said

我本来也有点震惊但杰夫牧师说...

Pastor Jeff

杰夫牧师

Pastor Jeff knows before me

杰夫牧师都比我早知道

Well yeah I needed someone to talk to

是啊我需要找人倾诉嘛

and you know my mom ‭ Your mom

-你也知道我妈... -你妈

Does the whole damn town know

全镇的人都知道了吗

No Just my mom and Pastor Jeff

不就我妈和杰夫牧师

And maybe Brenda Sparks

也许还有布兰达·斯帕克斯

Probably Peg

还有佩吉...

and whoever she told but that is it

以及她告诉的人但就怎么多了

Oh is that it

就这么多了吗

Great news

好消息

Not a good time Sheldon

现在不是时候谢尔顿

But it's really important

但这事很重要

I figured out why the violin worked for Einstein

我弄明白为什么小提琴对爱因斯坦有用

and not for me

对我却没用了

I need to become a Jewish person

我得变成犹太人

Sheldon dinner Coming

-谢尔顿吃晚饭了 -来了

Sorry I'm late Shalom

抱歉我来晚了平安[犹太用语]

What's on your head

你头上戴着什么

A yarmulke ‭A yama what

-犹太圆顶小帽 -什么帽

It's a special Jewish hat

是犹太人的帽子

It reminds the wearer that God is always over you

它提醒佩戴者上帝永远在看着你们

Mom

妈妈

Oh come on it's funny

真的很好笑嘛

It's not funny and it's not a yarmulke

并不好笑而且这也不是圆顶小帽

It is a coaster I crocheted at Bible camp

是我在读经营织的杯垫

Are you gonna say something to him

你要对他说些什么吗

Normally I would but I got bigger problems right now

一般情况下我会但我现在有更烦心的事

Let's just say grace Hold on

-我们来做饭前祷告 -等一下

Are these hot dogs kosher

这些热狗是犹太洁食吗

Over the next few days

接下来几天

I continued to play the violin

我继续练习小提琴

in an effort to replicate the mental prowess of Einstein

试图复制爱因斯坦超凡的智能

I was asked to confine my practice to the garage

我父亲母亲姐姐和哥哥

by my father mother sister and brother

都叫我到车库里练习

Meemaw was fine with me practicing in the house

姥姥不介意我在屋子里练琴

but why would she care She doesn't live with us

但她为什么会在意她又不跟我们住一起

Hey George

乔治

Hey Herschel

赫谢尔

Let me guess you're here to complain

我猜猜看你是来投诉

about Sheldon's violin playing

谢尔顿的小提琴拉得太难听

Under normal circumstances I'd say yeah

一般情况下我是会想投诉

but since he started

但自从他开始练琴

my chickens been dropping eggs like crazy

我家的鸡疯狂下蛋

That's weird ‭ Hey uh

-好奇怪 -对了

I hear congratulations are in order

我听说你有好消息啦

What's that you hear

你听说了什么

Maybe I didn't hear it Never mind

或许我没听到当我没说

It's all right

没关系

Seems like everybody knows

看样子所有人都知道了

You don't seem terribly enthusiastic

你看起来不是很雀跃啊

It's the money Herschel

因为钱赫谢尔

It's all about the money

一切都是因为钱

Well there's only one solution to that

那只有一个解决办法了

Which is You got to make more money

-什么办法 -你得多挣点钱

Thank you ‭Welcome

-多谢建议 -不客气

Hey I got to ask

我得问一下

did that fiddle playing increase the fertility in all the females

他的琴音是增强了附近所有雌性的生育能力

around here or just my chickens

还是只有我家的鸡

I was just throwing it out there never mind

我就随便开个玩笑别放心上

Wait here I'm a go get you some eggs

在这等着我去给你拿些鸡蛋来

That's okay You're getting eggs

-不用客气了 -你会得到蛋的

Guess I'm getting eggs

看来我是会有"宝贝蛋"了

All right George

好了乔治

what's so damn important

什么事这么重要

I don't want to get into the why's and wherefore's

我不想细述原因和理由

but I'm gonna need a raise

但我需要加薪

Is this 'cause Mary's pregnant

是因为玛丽怀孕了吗

You got to be kidding me

你在逗我呢吧

Does everybody in this damn town know my business

是不是全镇的人都知道我的八卦了

I just it was taking a guess

我只是乱猜的

Tom My wife told me

-汤姆 -我老婆告诉我的

Doesn't matter What do you say

无所谓了你同不同意

Are you threatening to quit if you don't get it

如果不给你你会威胁要辞职吗

No Tom I'm threatening to rob a bank ‭Okay

-不汤姆我会威胁去打劫银行 -好吧

All right well let's not do that

咱们还是别那么做了

$100 a week do the trick

每周加100美金够吗

Yes Thanks Bye

够了谢谢你再见

Temple Judea

朱迪亚寺庙

how can I help you

有什么能帮到你

Hello I'd like to become Jewish

你好我想变成犹太人

Who would be in charge of that

这事归谁管

How old are you

你几岁

I'm ten Please hold

-10岁 -请稍等

Hello this is Rabbi Schneiderman

你好我是拉比·施耐德曼

To whom am I speaking

请问你是哪位

Hello this is Sheldon Cooper

你好我是谢尔顿·库珀

Hello Sheldon Um how can I help you

你好谢尔顿有什么能帮你的吗

I'm currently a Baptist and I'd like to convert to Judaism

我现在是浸信会教徒我想改信犹太教

A Baptist named Sheldon

叫谢尔顿的浸信会教徒

Okay

好吧

And why do you want to convert

你为什么想改变信仰

Very simple It's my intention to become a great scientist

很简单我想成为伟大的科学家

and I couldn't help but notice most of the great scientists

我注意到大部分伟大的科学家都是犹太人

are Jewish so logic dictates it's time to switch teams

所以照这逻辑我该换队站了

Well I'm sure there are

我相信一定有很多

many Baptist scientists you could emulate

你可以仿效的浸信会教徒科学家

That's kind of you to say

你人真好

but other than Cornelis Drebbel in the 1500s

但除了1500年代的荷兰发明家德尔贝莱

it's pretty slim pickings

就挑不出几个优秀的了

Well Sheldon you sound like a very smart young man

谢尔顿听起来你是个聪明的年轻人

Oh you have no idea

聪明到你无法想象

Can I ask how your parents feel about this

我能问问你家人对此有什么看法吗

Well when I presented them with my plan

我跟他们提出我这个计划时

the words "over my dead body" were used

是有人说过"除非我死"这种话啦

I'm not surprised

我不意外

But they were similarly resistant

但我以前想要蚂蚁养殖屋时

when I wanted to get an ant farm

他们也是这么抗拒

and eventually they came around

但最终他们还是想通了

All right here's what I'm gonna tell you to do

好吧我认为你应该这么做

Read your Bible

读你们的《圣经》

Already did cover to cover

读过了从头到尾一字不落

Really Quiz me

-真的吗 -不信就考我

No that's okay I believe you

不用了我相信你

All right my advice to you

那我给你一个建议

is to stay with the faith of your parents

跟你父母信仰同样的宗教

What else you got Okay

-还有什么别的建议 -好吧

Then I'm gonna tell you

那我建议你

to be your own man

自己做主

But I want to be a great scientist like Albert Einstein

但我想成为像爱因斯坦那样伟大的科学家

Sheldon

谢尔顿

when your days are over

等你生命终结后

God will never ask you

上帝绝不会问你

"Why weren't you Einstein "

"你为什么不是爱因斯坦"

But he might ask you

但祂也许会问你

"Why weren't you Sheldon "

"你为什么不是谢尔顿"

What's going on You all right

怎么了你没事吧

I'm not feeling great

我不太舒服

Is it a pregnant thing

是怀孕造成的吗

'Cause I got some good news on that

我可有好消息哦

I got a decent raise

我拿到了不错的加薪

It doesn't matter

这不重要

What do you mean it doesn't matter

什么叫不重要

We can pull this off now

我们现在养得起宝宝了

I lost the baby

我流产了

You're probably relieved huh

你大概松了一口气吧

Actually

事实上

没有

I love the first three

我爱前面那三个孩子

Fourth one's a charm right

但"四四"顺利嘛不是吗

Dad

爸爸

Mom

妈妈

Yeah Shelly

什么事谢利

I just thought you should know I'm not going to be Jewish

我就想告诉你们我不打算变成犹太人了

I'm going to remain the atheist Baptist you've come to love

我会继续当无神论的浸信会教徒因为你们信仰它

Good to hear

那就好

Are you crying

你在哭吗

Yeah but don't worry everything's okay

是啦不过别担心一切都好

Good

那就好

Once again I brought my mother so much joy

我又一次给我妈带来无上的快乐

she was moved to tears I don't know how I do it

让她感动落泪不知道这天分哪来的

Tom George Cooper's here for you

汤姆乔治·库珀来找你

Send him in

让他进来

Hey Tom you got a minute

汤姆你有空吗

Pretty busy

忙着呢

Make it quick

有话快说

It turns out I don't need that raise

看来我不需要加薪了

What happened you win the lottery

怎么了你中彩票了

No no

不是

Aw George I am so sorry

乔治我很遗憾

Well what can you do

能怎么办呢

Listen I cleared your raise already

我已经批准了你加薪

why don't you just keep the money

不如那些钱你就留着吧

Oh no I couldn't do that ‭ No

-不我不能那么做 -不

No I mean it It's yours

我是认真的钱归你了

Okay

好的

Thanks Bye

谢谢再见

Thank you but I will no longer be needing these

谢谢你但我以后不需要了

You're giving up so soon

你这么快就放弃了

What happened Did it hurt your fingers ‭No

-怎么了你练到手指痛吗 -不

I'm following the advice of a very wise Rabbi Schneiderman

我要听从休斯顿朱迪亚寺庙那位睿智的

from Temple Judea in Houston

拉比·施耐德曼的建议

Is this another one of your jokes

你又是在讲笑话吗

No If it were a joke your mouth would be open

不是如果这是笑话你就会张大嘴

and the sound "Ha ha" would be coming out

发出"哈哈"的声音