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Nobody
else
is
stronger
than
I
am
世上没人比我强壮
Yesterday
I
moved
a
mountain
昨天我移了一座山
I
bet
I
could
be
your
hero
我相信我能当你的英雄
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
Previously
on
Young
Sheldon...
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Dr.
Sturgis
will
be
joining
us
for
dinner.
斯特吉斯博士今晚会跟我们一起吃饭
I
thought
he
was
in
the
nuthouse.
他不是在疯人院吗
We
do
not
call
it
that.
我们不可以这么称呼
That's
what
Dad
calls
it.
爸就这么叫的啊
I
don't
think
we
should
be
in
a
romantic
relationship
anymore.
我们不应该再继续谈恋爱了
Are
you
crazy
你疯了吗
I
mean
poor
choice
of
words
but...
我知道用这词有点歧义 但是...
are
you
crazy
你丫疯啦
Did
you
know
there's
a
uh
supercollider
你知道德州的沃克西哈奇那边
being
built
in
Waxahachie
Texas
要盖一座超级对撞机吗
No.
不知道
I've
taken
a
job
there.
我接受了去那里工作
Well
I
hope
that
you're
ready
我希望你准备好去告诉他
to
hear
him
freak
out
when
you
tell
him.
并接受他的"强烈"反应了
A
supercollider
超级对撞机吗
Well
you
can't
say
no
to
that.
谁能拒绝掉这种机会啊
I
give
up.
我放弃了
Ooh
can
you
get
me
a
bumper
sticker
你能帮我弄一张纪念保险杆贴纸吗
I
never
cared
for
surprises.
惊喜对我来说一直是"有惊无喜"
My
meemaw
on
the
other
hand
thought
they
were
"A
hoot."
我的姥姥呢 则觉得它们是"小惊大喜"
And
it's
a
good
thing
because
instead
of
finding
the
paper
这样也挺好 因为今天她开门看到的不是报纸
on
her
doorstep
she
found...
而是看到了...
What
are
you
doing
here
你怎么会在这里
I
wanted
to
surprise
you.
我想来给你个惊喜嘛
Mission
accomplished.
那你可真是给我惊喜到了
Oh
good.
那就好
So
how's
everything
going
with
your
supercollider
你的超级对撞机弄得怎么样了
Well
up
until
Wednesday
at
6
43
wonderful.
在周三早上6点43分前都超棒
What
happened
at
6
43
那6点43分的时候发生了什么
That's
when
they
fired
me.
那里把我给炒鱿鱼了
What
Why
did
they
fire
you
什么 它们为什么炒了你
Eh
probably
because
of
what
happened
at
6
14.
大概是因为6点14分发生的事吧
So
Dr.
Sturgis
what
would
you
say
斯特吉斯博士 当地一些居民
to
local
residents
who
are
concerned
对超级对撞机有疑虑
about
the
supercollider's
safety
你会想跟他们说些什么呢
Is
there
a
chance
that
Waxahachie
could
be
the
next
Chernobyl
沃克西哈奇有可能成为下一个切尔诺贝利吗
Absolutely
not.
绝对不可能
The
supercollider
is
very
different
from
a
nuclear
power
plant.
超级对撞机与核电厂是非常不一样的东西
This
can't
melt
down.
我们绝对不可能发生熔毁事件
The
worst
it
could
do
would
be
to
create
a
microscopic
black
hole.
我们这里最坏也就是制造出微型黑洞
And
what
would
that
do
那会有什么后果呢
Well
it's
unlikely
but
uh
it
could
grow
虽然非常不可能发生 但它可以持续变大
until
it
swallowed
up
the
entire
Earth.
直到能吞噬整个地球
And
possibly
the
Moon.
甚至连月球也一起吞了
Next
question.
下一题
Do
you
really
think
your
supercollider
could
make
a
black
hole
你真的觉得超级对撞机能制造黑洞吗
There
is
about
a
one
in
a
trillion
chance
it
could.
大概万亿分之一的几率吧
Friendly
advice
next
time
somebody
asks
you
友情分享一个人生秘方 下次如果有人问你
if
your
work
could
destroy
the
world
你的工作成果会不会毁灭世界
just
say
no.
你就说不会
I'm
not
sure
there's
gonna
be
a
next
time.
我不确定是不是还会有下次了
What
do
you
mean
你这话是什么意思
I've
been
doing
science
all
my
life.
我搞科学搞了一辈子
It's
time
for
something
else.
是时候换个跑道了
Like
what
换成什么
Maybe
scrimshaw
或许骨雕吧
That's
uh
carving
art
into
whale
bone.
这是在鲸鱼骨头上雕刻的一种艺术
You
really
want
to
spend
your
day
carving
a
whale
bone
你确定要把生命花在雕刻鲸鱼骨头上吗
I
don't
know
what
else
I'd
do
with
it.
不然我也不知道还能做些什么啊
Oh
come
on
you're
a
scientist.
拜托 你可是个科学家
This
is
just
silly.
你说这些就是在瞎闹
Connie...
康妮
I'm
72
and
just
lost
my
dream
job.
我已72岁 刚刚失去梦想中的工作
Right
now
uh...
现在我...
I
think
I
need
to
uh...
我觉得我应该...
take
a
step
back.
退一步开阔天空
The
Texan
in
me
wants
to
say
get
back
on
the
horse.
我内心的德州魂很想叫你上马再战
But
I
won't.
但我不说
It's
so
exciting
he's
back.
我好兴奋他回来了呀
How
did
he
look
他看起来如何
The
same.
老样子啊
Good
I
was
afraid
he
might've
shrunk
more.
那就好 我好担心他越老越萎缩
Although
maybe
you
both
shrunk
and
you
couldn't
tell.
也有可能是因为你也萎缩了 所以没发现
I'm
still
taller
than
you
so
watch
it.
我现在还比你高 你说话别太放肆
It'll
be
great
to
have
him
back
at
the
university.
他要是回来大学 那也很不错
Actually...
doesn't
sound
like
he's
going
back.
其实呢 他好像不太想回去
Why
not
为什么啊
He's
a
little
upset
about
getting
fired
他还有点难过被炒的事
and...
says
he's
ready
for
a
change.
而且呢... 他说他准备好尝试新事物了
An
old
person
trying
something
new
That's
funny.
想尝鲜的老人吗 真有意思
You'll
be
old
one
day
too
pal.
小东西 你有一天也会老
I
already
don't
like
new
things.
我现在就讨厌新事物了啊
Bring
it
on.
我可不怕
Why
would
I
rehire
him
我为什么要雇他回来
He
just
caused
a
panic
about
the
supercollider.
他刚刚造成了市民对超级对撞机的一场恐慌
They
say
there's
no
such
thing
as
bad
publicity.
俗话说得好"黑红也是红"
That's
a
quote
from
P.T.
Barnum.
I
don't
care.
-这是当年P.T.巴纳姆的名言 -我才不管
Do
you
care
that
the
"P"
stood
for
Phineas
你知道P是费尼尔司的缩写吗
No.
Then
I
won't
tell
you
what
the
"T"
stood
for.
-不知道 -那我不告诉你T是什么的缩写了
Great.
Taylor.
-那太好了 -泰勒
Sheldon
Dr.
Sturgis
quit
right
before
the
semester
started.
谢尔顿 斯特吉斯博士在学期开始前一刻辞职
He
left
me
in
the
lurch.
弃我于困难而不顾
And
this
is
your
chance
to
be
the
bigger
person.
现在是你展现自己宰相肚里能撑船的时候
I
don't
want
to
be
the
bigger
person.
我才不要当什么宰相
I'll
be
the
small
petty
person.
That's
way
more
fun.
我就要当小心眼又小气的小人 这样爽多了
Please
It
would
make
me
really
happy
if
he
came
back.
拜托了 他如果能回来 我会非常开心
And
you
said
yourself
my
happiness
is
important
你自己也说过 我的快乐
to
the
university.
是这所大学的头等大事
Are
you
trying
to
manipulate
me
你用这种手段来给我下命令吗
Hey
being
small
and
petty
is
fun.
当个小人真的好爽啊
Anyway
Dr.
Sturgis
we'd
love
to
have
you
back
here.
斯特吉斯博士 总而言之呢 我很诚挚邀请您回来
What
do
you
mean
"other
job"
什么叫"有工作了"
What
other
job
您找了什么新工作
Hi
Mary.
你好啊 玛丽
Hey
John.
你好啊 约翰
What
are
you
doing
here
你怎么会在这里
Well
I
lost
my
job.
我最近刚丢了工作嘛
So
while
I'm
figuring
things
out
I'm
a
bag
boy.
所以我就想试试新工作 来当超市小弟
Although
at
my
age
"boy"
Is
pushing
it.
不过我这把年纪了 叫"小弟"有点勉强
Aren't
you
a
little...
这是不是有点...
overqualified
大材小用了
Very.
非常
Hey
why
don't
you
join
us
for
dinner
this
weekend.
要不你这周末来我们家吃晚饭吧
Sheldon
would
love
to
see
you.
谢尔顿一定很高兴能见到你
Oh
that'd
be
wonderful.
那敢情好呀
Cleanup
on
aisle
two.
第二列地面需要清理
That's
me.
Madge
can
you
finish
up
here
是叫我 玛姬 你能帮忙我收尾吗
I
have
a
date
with
a
mop.
我跟拖把有约
He's
really
smart.
他超级聪明
Thanks
for
inviting
John
to
dinner
tonight.
谢谢你邀请约翰今晚来共进晚餐
Oh
my
pleasure.
我很荣幸邀请他
I've
been
a
little
bit
worried
about
him.
我最近有点小小在担心他
You
know
with
what
happened
last
time.
你懂吧 上次后来演变成那样
At
least
he
didn't
seem
unstable
when
I
talked
to
him.
这次我跟他说话时 他感觉精神挺稳定
The
man
has
a
doctorate
in
science
他有科学博士学位
and
he's
filling
people's
grocery
bags.
现在却去给别人买的菜装袋
He
actually
did
a
really
nice
job.
他其实装得很棒
He
put
the
heavy
things
on
the
bottom.
他知道把重的东西先放下面
He
kept
the
cold
things
together.
还会把冷的东西都集中一起放
Mary.
玛丽
Well
they
don't
always
do
that.
不是每个超市小弟都会这样嘛
I
just
hate
to
see
him
give
up
like
this.
我就是不想看他这么放弃人生
Who
you
talking
about
你们在说谁啊
Dr.
Sturgis.
斯特吉斯博士
What'd
he
give
up
他放弃什么了
Science.
科学
He's
working
at
a
grocery
store.
他去超市工作了
At
least
he
didn't
give
up
being
weird.
看来他还没放弃当怪人
He
is
also
coming
over
for
dinner
so
behave
yourself.
他今晚要来一起吃饭 你乖一点
I
can
behave
at
school
or
I
can
behave
at
home.
我可以在学校乖或者在家里乖
I
can't
do
both.
你们只能二选一
Well
it's
so
wonderful
to
see
you
all.
很高兴又见到你们大家
Thank
you
for
having
me.
谢谢你们邀请我来
It's
great
to
see
you
too.
我也很高兴见到你
And
Mary
I
believe
I
recognize
these
tater
tots
玛丽 我认出来这好像是
from
when
I
packed
them
in
your
bag.
我帮你装袋的薯球呢
You're
killing
me.
你是要憋死我
So
you
work
at
the
grocery
store
now
你现在在超市工作吗
I
do.
对啊
Just
out
of
curiosity
would
you
say
I
look
21
我就好奇一问 你觉得我看起来超过21岁吗
Mm
I
suppose.
大概吧
And
what
nights
do
you
work
again
你是周几工作来着
He's
not
selling
you
beer.
他不会卖你啤酒的
Well
of
course
not.
当然"不会"啦
I
can't
believe
they
would
fire
you
我真不敢相信他们会因为
just
for
mentioning
a
theory
about
black
holes.
你提了有可能产生黑洞的理论就炒了你
It's
just
as
well.
炒了就炒了吧
It
was
time
this
old
horse
was
put
out
to
pasture.
我这头老马也该告老还乡了
Don't
say
that.
别这么说
You're
not
old.
你才不老呢
He's
not
No.
-他不老吗 -不
But
look
at
his
bald
head.
Eat
your
peas.
-你看他的脑袋都秃了 -吃你的豆子
I
can't
understand
why
you
wouldn't
want
我无法理解你为什么
to
come
back
to
the
university.
不愿意回来大学继续教
Science
is
a
young
man's
game.
科学是年轻人的天下
But
we
could
work
on
something
together.
但我们可以一起合作研究啊
If
you
average
out
our
ages
如果平均一下我们的年龄
we're
a
lean
mean
41
and
a
half.
我们可是两个41岁半的壮年人士
Still
too
old
to
be
bagging
groceries.
41岁对超市小弟来说也还是太老
I
know
it's
unorthodox
我知道这很不合常理
but
I'm
enjoying
it.
但我挺享受的
Tornado
this
time
of
year
这个季节就有龙卷风了吗
There's
not
a
cloud
in
the
sky.
天上没有云啊
Information
is
still
coming
in
but
a
black
hole
目前还在持续收到消息
has
been
detected
in
Waxahachie
Texas.
但德州沃克西哈奇市侦测到了黑洞
Oh
my
Lord.
我的天啊
Sources
report
it
was
caused
by
the
supercollider.
消息来源显示是由超级对撞机产生
The
black
hole
is
growing
exponentially
across
Texas
黑洞从德州开始快速向外扩张
destroying
everything
in
its
path.
摧毁途中的一切事物
This
is
an
emergency
situation.
这是紧急状况
Repeat
this
is
an
emergency
situat
再重复一次 这是紧急...
John
what
do
we
do
约翰 我们该怎么办
There's
nothing
we
can
do.
我们什么都做不了
He's
right.
It's
going
to
create
a
gravitational
field
他说得对 黑洞会制造出引力场
that'll
consume
everything
around
it.
把周围的一切都吞噬进去
Should
we
evacuate
我们该赶紧逃生吗
We
can't.
We
could
never
outrun
it.
没办法 我们快不过黑洞
Well
how
much
time
do
we
have
那我们还剩下多少时间
Minutes
at
best.
最多也就剩几分钟了
Daddy
I'm
scared.
It's
okay
baby.
-爸爸 我好害怕 -别怕 宝贝
We
need
to
pray
right
now.
我们现在快来祈祷
You
do
that.
I'm
having
a
beer.
你祈祷吧 我要去喝啤酒
Oh
everybody
hold
hands.
大家快来手牵着手
Heavenly
Father
watch
over
us
天父啊 请你保佑我们
I
don't
want
to
spend
my
last
moments
on
Earth
praying.
我不想人生最后的时刻用在祈祷上
Yeah
if
we
only
got
a
few
minutes
left
对啊 如果我们只剩下几分钟的生命
I
want
to
spend
it
talking
to
y'all.
我想用来跟你们道别
You
are
all
the
light
of
my
life.
你们都是我的生命之光
And
I
love
you
so
much.
我很爱很爱你们
Daddy.
Oh
I
got
you.
-爸爸 -我抱着你
I'm
not
letting
go.
我不会松手
I
never
said
it
enough
but
I
love
y'all.
我以前说得不够多 但我爱你们
Kids
孩子们
you
have
made
me
a
very
proud
father.
你们让我这个当爸的非常自豪
I'm
not
ready.
我还没准备好
There
are
so
many
things
I
want
to
do.
我还有好多事想做
Well
you
better
pick
one
right
now.
那你最好赶紧选一样
O
Okay
um...
好吧
And
I
just
want
to
say
I'm
sorry
for
any
time
I
was
bad
我就想道歉 我以前经常惹你生气
and
any
time
I
was
mean
to
Sheldon.
和欺负谢尔顿
It's
okay.
没关系
It's
just
so
funny
when
he's
upset.
因为他不爽时真的很逗趣
But
I'm
still
sorry
about
it.
但我仍然感到很抱歉
I'm
sorry
too.
我也想说对不起
Dad
爸爸
I've
been
awful
especially
to
you.
我太叛逆不乖 特别是对你
No
you
haven't.
I
have.
-你没有 -我有
Well
we're
good.
我们和好了
Okay
we
are
done
talking.
I
love
you
all
好了 话都说完了 我爱你们
but
it
is
really
time
to
pray.
但我们真的该祈祷了
Our
Father
who
art
in
heaven
我们在天上的父
hallowed
be
thy
name.
愿人都尊你的名为圣
Thy
kingdom
come
愿你的国降临
thy
will
be
done
on
Earth
as
it
is
in
heaven.
愿你的旨意行在地上 如同行在天上
Is
that
really
what
would
happen
if
there
was
a
black
hole
如果出现黑洞 真会发生那种情况吗
One
of
the
possibilities.
是其中一种可能
Are
they
all
such
a
bummer
所有可能性都那么扫兴吗
Not
necessarily.
There's
a
theory
未必 有种理论说
that
an
event
like
that
could
open
a
wormhole
那样的事件也许能开启一个虫洞
into
an
alternate
universe.
通往平行世界
So
what
goes
on
in
an
alternate
universe
平行世界在发生什么
Anything
really.
It
could
be
slightly
different
任何事 可能和这个世界
from
this
one
or
the
complete
opposite.
稍微不一样 或者完全相反
That's
true.
没错
So
if
a
black
hole
transports
us
那如果黑洞把我们
to
an
alternate
universe
w
would
we
even
know
it
送到了平行世界 我们会知道吗
Probably
not.
很可能不知道
To
us
it'd
be
as
normal
对我们来说就跟
as
boots
on
a
cowboy.
牛仔穿马靴一样正常
That
is
wild.
太刺激了
Dr.
Sturgis
is
correct.
斯特吉斯博士说得对
If
indeed
we
grew
up
in
another
universe
如果我们真在另一个世界长大
our
sense
of
normality
would
be
formed
by
that
universe.
我们的常态感就会由那个世界形成
That's
enough.
There
are
no
other
universes.
够了 根本没有别的世界
The
Bible
tells
us
God
created
the
Earth
《圣经》告诉我们上帝创造了一个世界
not
the
Earths.
而非多个世界
Ugh
why
did
I
have
to
marry
a
preacher
我为什么非得要嫁给无趣的牧师呢
Because
it
was
God's
will
to
bless
us
with
union.
因为这是上帝的旨意 让我们结合在一起
I
hope
it's
his
plan
that
I
hit
the
clubs
tonight
希望祂安排我今晚辗转多家夜店
'cause
that's
gonna
happen.
因为那铁定会发生
Why
am
I
the
only
normal
one
in
this
family
为什么这个家里只有我正常
If
you're
the
only
normal
one
statistically
speaking
如果只有你正常 从统计学来说
you're
abnormal.
你就是不正常
Freak.
怪咖
Stop
picking
on
him.
You're
gonna
give
him
a
complex
别欺负他了 你会害他心理扭曲
and
he'll
end
up
in
therapy.
最后得接受心理治疗
You
New
Yorkers
and
your
therapy.
你们纽约人就爱接受心理治疗
The
only
therapy
I
ever
got
我唯一受过的"治疗"
was
on
my
backside
from
Pappy's
belt.
就是我爸用皮带抽打我屁股
Oh
spanking.
That's
hot.
打屁屁 好惹火哦
I
think
you
should
all
be
in
therapy.
我觉得你们都有病 都该接受心理治疗
All
the
answers
I
need
are
right
here.
我需要的解答都在这里面了
Hey
I
know
what'll
make
this
family
happy.
我知道什么能让这个家快乐
A
puppy.
一只狗狗
Animals
are
excellent
for
emotional
support.
动物能提供很好的情感支持
The
only
thing
I
need
for
emotional
support
我唯二需要用于支持情感的
is
a
warm
shotgun
and
a
cold
beer.
是一把猎枪和一瓶冰啤酒
This
guy
knows
how
to
party.
这位仁兄知道怎么嗨起来
You
seem
to
be
interested
in
this
alternative
universe
thing.
你好像对平行世界很感兴趣
Maybe
that's
something
you
could
work
on.
也许你可以从事这方面的研究
Maybe
there's
another
universe
也许在另一个平行世界
where
I'm
already
doing
that.
我已经在这么做了
Sure
but
maybe
you
could
do
it
in
both.
是啦 但你可以在两个世界都研究啊
What
are
you
getting
at
你到底想说什么
Just
that
instead
of
wasting
your
time
bagging
groceries
与其浪费时间打包杂货
you
could
be
working
on
something
worthwhile.
你不如做些更有价值的事
There's
nothing
wrong
with
me
trying
something
new.
我尝试新事物没什么不对啊
But
you've
got
a
PhD.
但你有博士学位
You're
the
smartest
person
here.
你是在座最聪明的人
Well...
这不好说
Connie
I'm
happy
康妮 我乐于
doing
what
I'm
doing
right
now.
做我现在做的事
I
don't
believe
that.
我不信
Excuse
me.
You
know
more
不好意思 难道
about
how
I
should
live
my
life
than
I
do
你比我更清楚我该怎么生活吗
Yeah
maybe.
当然 可能吧
May
I
speak
with
you
outside
我们能到外面单独谈谈吗
John
I'm
sorry
I
don't
mean
to
push
约翰 对不起 我不是想逼你
but
I
just
I
worry
about
you.
但我就是很担心你
You
do
真的吗
Of
course.
当然了
You
know
I
care
about
you.
你知道我在乎你
That
means
a
lot.
这话对我意义重大
The
truth
is
说实话
if
I
could
live
in
an
alternate
universe
如果我能去平行世界生活
I'd
live
in
one
where
we
never
broke
up.
我会选择我们没分手的那一个
Hope
it's
okay
to
say
that.
希望这么说你不介意
It
is.
我不介意
Because
I
wish
it
too.
因为我也这么想
Oh
Connie.
康妮
Oh
John.
约翰
John
约翰
John
约翰
If
you
could
live
in
an
alternate
universe
如果你能去平行世界生活
what
would
it
be
你会选哪个
Oh
I
haven't
really
given
it
any
thought.
我还没想过这个问题
Another
theory
of
black
holes
黑洞另一个理论
involves
Hawking
radiation.
涉及到霍金辐射
Right.
Near
the
event
horizon
没错 在黑洞视界边缘
virtual
particles
are
being
created.
虚粒子不断产生
Actually
twin
virtual
particles.
事实上 是双虚粒子
Wait
what's
an
"Event
horizon"
等等 "视界"是什么
It
just
means
the
edge.
就是边缘的意思
Why
not
say
"the
edge"
为什么不直接说"边缘"
The
guitar
player
for
U2
is
called
the
Edge.
U2乐队的吉他手艺名就叫"边缘"
What
does
that
have
to
do
with
anything
这跟我们讨论的话题有什么关系
I'm
participating
in
the
conversation.
我想参与进来嘛
You're
just
sitting
there
like
a
lump.
好过你傻坐在那 像坨肥肉一样
"Lump."
"一坨肥肉"
Anyway
ordinarily
the
particles
would
collide
总之 通常情况下 粒子会相撞
and
destroy
each
other.
彼此摧毁
But
in
this
instance
they
could
exist
simultaneously.
但在这情况下 它们有可能同时存在
And
what
is
the
significance
of
that
那有何意义
I
can
participate
smart
ass.
我也可以参与啊 你少嘚瑟
Good
job
lump.
表现得真好 肥肉
One
interpretation
would
be
有一种理解是
if
I
was
standing
at
the
event
horizon
如果我站在黑洞视界
I
could
interact
with
my
own
twin.
也许能和我的分身互动
I've
interacted
with
you.
It's
not
great.
本双胞胎和你互动过 体验不佳
I
think
if
there
were
two
of
me
we'd
be
unstoppable.
如果有两个我 我们就能称霸宇宙了
So
if
we
add
the
information
entropy
如果加上信息熵
we'll
get
the
result
we're
looking
for.
就能得到我们要的结果
That's
brilliant.
太聪慧了
I
had
a
feeling
you'd
like
it.
我有预感你会喜欢
That's
what
the
back
of
my
head
looks
like.
Nice.
原来我后脑勺长这样 真好看
Hmm.
We'll
call
it
the
Cooper
Cooper
Theorem.
就把这称为库珀-库珀定理吧
Perfect.
Wait
which
Cooper
comes
first
完美 等等 哪个库珀排前面
This
Cooper.
Why
you
-本库珀 -为什么是你
I'm
the
original.
You're
just
my
twin.
因为我是原版 你只是我的分身
Don't
say
it
like
you're
better
than
me.
别说得好像你比我厉害一样
We're
exactly
the
same.
我们完全一样
I
don't
appreciate
your
condescending
tone.
我不喜欢你这瞧不起人的语气
It's
your
tone.
We're
the
same
person.
这是你的语气 我们是同一个人
If
we're
the
same
person
why
are
you
so
annoying
如果我们是同一个人 你为什么那么讨人嫌
Stop
it.
You
stop
it.
-住嘴 -你先住嘴
What
are
you
gonna
do
about
it
要是我拒绝呢
I
don't
know
I've
never
been
in
a
fight
before.
我不知道 我没和别人打过架
Well
you're
about
to
be.
你马上就要开打了
This
is
ridiculous.
Are
you
done
荒谬至极 你说完了吗
Not
even
close.
还早呢
Then
Sheldon
One
grabs
Sheldon
Two...
然后谢尔顿一号抓着谢尔顿二号...
Ow
ow
my
eyes
我的眼睛
My
eyes.
Are
you
okay
-我的眼睛 -你没事吧
I
am
now.
现在舒畅了
Okay
enough.
好了 够了
That's
how
you
participate.
这样才叫参与讨论 学着点
Thank
you
for
walking
me
home.
谢谢你送我回家
It's
the
gentlemanly
thing
to
do.
绅士就该这么做
Although
to
be
honest
if
we
were
attacked
不过老实说 如果我们遇到袭击
I'd
be
counting
on
you
to
get
us
out
of
it.
我可是指望你这猛女救我们
John
Yeah
-约翰 -怎么了
Are
you
doing
okay
你心情还好吗
Well
getting
fired
was
tough
被炒鱿鱼是很难受
but
I'm
glad
to
be
back
here
in
town.
但我很高兴能回到镇上
I'm
glad
you're
back
too.
你回来了 我也很高兴
But
if
you
feel
yourself
slipping
again
但如果你觉得自己又犯糊涂了
promise
me
you'll
get
some
help.
答应我 你一定要寻求帮助
I
promise.
我答应你
Well
good.
I
worry
about
you.
那就好 我很担心你
You
do
真的吗
Of
course.
当然了
That
means
a
lot.
这话对我意义重大
Well
this
is
me.
好了 我家到了
Guess
I'll
be
seeing
you
next
time
you
go
shopping
你下次来买东西我们再见啦
I
look
forward
to
it.
我很期待
Connie
康妮
Yeah
什么
Tuesdays
are
double
coupons.
周二有优惠券折扣双倍
Good
to
know.
那太好了
We
often
regret
the
things
we
don't
say.
人们常常后悔那些没说出口的话
There's
a
lot
of
things
I
wish
I
had
said
to
my
dad
有很多话 我希望我爸还在时
while
he
was
around.
我有告诉他
That
I
appreciated
him.
告诉他我很感激他
That
I
loved
him.
我很敬爱他
Which
is
why
I'm
grateful
for
the
times
所以我很庆幸那些
I
did
tell
him
how
I
felt.
我有告诉他我感受的时候
Tonight
was
fun.
今晚很好玩
Yeah
Why
is
that
是吗 为什么
Dr.
Sturgis
was
here.
斯特吉斯博士来了
Everybody
talked
about
science.
大家一起讨论了科学
It
was
nice.
感觉很棒
It
was.
的确
How
are
you
你好吗
You
got
I.D.
你有带身份证吗
Yeah.
有
Dang
it.
I
must
have
left
it
in
my
wife's
minivan.
糟啦 我一定是落在我老婆的小货车里了
I
can't
sell
this
to
you.
我不能卖酒给你
I'm
21
I
swear.
我21岁了 我发誓
You
can
ask
Dr.
Sturgis.
你不信可以问斯特吉斯博士
Who
The
old
guy
over
there.
-谁 -那边那个老头
Dr.
Sturgis
斯特吉斯博士
Never
mind.
没事了
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