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Nobody
else
is
stronger
than
I
am
世上没人比我强壮
Yesterday
I
moved
a
mountain
昨天我移了一座山
I
bet
I
could
be
your
hero
我相信我能当你的英雄
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
Previously
on
Young
Sheldon
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Dr
Sturgis
will
be
joining
us
for
dinner
斯特吉斯博士今晚会跟我们一起吃饭
I
thought
he
was
in
the
nuthouse
他不是在疯人院吗
We
do
not
call
it
that
我们不可以这么称呼
That's
what
Dad
calls
it
爸就这么叫的啊
I
don't
think
we
should
be
in
a
romantic
relationship
anymore
我们不应该再继续谈恋爱了
Are
you
crazy
你疯了吗
I
mean
poor
choice
of
words
but
我知道用这词有点歧义 但是...
are
you
crazy
你丫疯啦
Did
you
know
there's
a
uh
supercollider
你知道德州的沃克西哈奇那边
being
built
in
Waxahachie
Texas
要盖一座超级对撞机吗
No
不知道
I've
taken
a
job
there
我接受了去那里工作
Well
I
hope
that
you're
ready
我希望你准备好去告诉他
to
hear
him
freak
out
when
you
tell
him
并接受他的"强烈"反应了
A
supercollider
超级对撞机吗
Well
you
can't
say
no
to
that
谁能拒绝掉这种机会啊
I
give
up
我放弃了
Ooh
can
you
get
me
a
bumper
sticker
你能帮我弄一张纪念保险杆贴纸吗
I
never
cared
for
surprises
惊喜对我来说一直是"有惊无喜"
My
meemaw
on
the
other
hand
thought
they
were
"A
hoot
"
我的姥姥呢 则觉得它们是"小惊大喜"
And
it's
a
good
thing
because
instead
of
finding
the
paper
这样也挺好 因为今天她开门看到的不是报纸
on
her
doorstep
she
found
而是看到了...
What
are
you
doing
here
你怎么会在这里
I
wanted
to
surprise
you
我想来给你个惊喜嘛
Mission
accomplished
那你可真是给我惊喜到了
Oh
good
那就好
So
how's
everything
going
with
your
supercollider
你的超级对撞机弄得怎么样了
Well
up
until
Wednesday
at
6
43
wonderful
在周三早上6点43分前都超棒
What
happened
at
6
43
那6点43分的时候发生了什么
That's
when
they
fired
me
那里把我给炒鱿鱼了
What
Why
did
they
fire
you
什么 它们为什么炒了你
Eh
probably
because
of
what
happened
at
6
14
大概是因为6点14分发生的事吧
So
Dr
Sturgis
what
would
you
say
斯特吉斯博士 当地一些居民
to
local
residents
who
are
concerned
对超级对撞机有疑虑
about
the
supercollider's
safety
你会想跟他们说些什么呢
Is
there
a
chance
that
Waxahachie
could
be
the
next
Chernobyl
沃克西哈奇有可能成为下一个切尔诺贝利吗
Absolutely
not
绝对不可能
The
supercollider
is
very
different
from
a
nuclear
power
plant
超级对撞机与核电厂是非常不一样的东西
This
can't
melt
down
我们绝对不可能发生熔毁事件
The
worst
it
could
do
would
be
to
create
a
microscopic
black
hole
我们这里最坏也就是制造出微型黑洞
And
what
would
that
do
那会有什么后果呢
Well
it's
unlikely
but
uh
it
could
grow
虽然非常不可能发生 但它可以持续变大
until
it
swallowed
up
the
entire
Earth
直到能吞噬整个地球
And
possibly
the
Moon
甚至连月球也一起吞了
Next
question
下一题
Do
you
really
think
your
supercollider
could
make
a
black
hole
你真的觉得超级对撞机能制造黑洞吗
There
is
about
a
one
in
a
trillion
chance
it
could
大概万亿分之一的几率吧
Friendly
advice
next
time
somebody
asks
you
友情分享一个人生秘方 下次如果有人问你
if
your
work
could
destroy
the
world
你的工作成果会不会毁灭世界
just
say
no
你就说不会
I'm
not
sure
there's
gonna
be
a
next
time
我不确定是不是还会有下次了
What
do
you
mean
你这话是什么意思
I've
been
doing
science
all
my
life
我搞科学搞了一辈子
It's
time
for
something
else
是时候换个跑道了
Like
what
换成什么
Maybe
scrimshaw
或许骨雕吧
That's
uh
carving
art
into
whale
bone
这是在鲸鱼骨头上雕刻的一种艺术
You
really
want
to
spend
your
day
carving
a
whale
bone
你确定要把生命花在雕刻鲸鱼骨头上吗
I
don't
know
what
else
I'd
do
with
it
不然我也不知道还能做些什么啊
Oh
come
on
you're
a
scientist
拜托 你可是个科学家
This
is
just
silly
你说这些就是在瞎闹
Connie
康妮
I'm
72
and
just
lost
my
dream
job
我已72岁 刚刚失去梦想中的工作
Right
now
uh
现在我...
I
think
I
need
to
uh
我觉得我应该...
take
a
step
back
退一步开阔天空
The
Texan
in
me
wants
to
say
get
back
on
the
horse
我内心的德州魂很想叫你上马再战
But
I
won't
但我不说
It's
so
exciting
he's
back
我好兴奋他回来了呀
How
did
he
look
他看起来如何
The
same
老样子啊
Good
I
was
afraid
he
might've
shrunk
more
那就好 我好担心他越老越萎缩
Although
maybe
you
both
shrunk
and
you
couldn't
tell
也有可能是因为你也萎缩了 所以没发现
I'm
still
taller
than
you
so
watch
it
我现在还比你高 你说话别太放肆
It'll
be
great
to
have
him
back
at
the
university
他要是回来大学 那也很不错
Actually
doesn't
sound
like
he's
going
back
其实呢 他好像不太想回去
Why
not
为什么啊
He's
a
little
upset
about
getting
fired
他还有点难过被炒的事
and
says
he's
ready
for
a
change
而且呢... 他说他准备好尝试新事物了
An
old
person
trying
something
new
That's
funny
想尝鲜的老人吗 真有意思
You'll
be
old
one
day
too
pal
小东西 你有一天也会老
I
already
don't
like
new
things
我现在就讨厌新事物了啊
Bring
it
on
我可不怕
Why
would
I
rehire
him
我为什么要雇他回来
He
just
caused
a
panic
about
the
supercollider
他刚刚造成了市民对超级对撞机的一场恐慌
They
say
there's
no
such
thing
as
bad
publicity
俗话说得好"黑红也是红"
That's
a
quote
from
P
T
Barnum
I
don't
care
-这是当年P.T.巴纳姆的名言 -我才不管
Do
you
care
that
the
"P"
stood
for
Phineas
你知道P是费尼尔司的缩写吗
No
Then
I
won't
tell
you
what
the
"T"
stood
for
-不知道 -那我不告诉你T是什么的缩写了
Great
Taylor
-那太好了 -泰勒
Sheldon
Dr
Sturgis
quit
right
before
the
semester
started
谢尔顿 斯特吉斯博士在学期开始前一刻辞职
He
left
me
in
the
lurch
弃我于困难而不顾
And
this
is
your
chance
to
be
the
bigger
person
现在是你展现自己宰相肚里能撑船的时候
I
don't
want
to
be
the
bigger
person
我才不要当什么宰相
I'll
be
the
small
petty
person
That's
way
more
fun
我就要当小心眼又小气的小人 这样爽多了
Please
It
would
make
me
really
happy
if
he
came
back
拜托了 他如果能回来 我会非常开心
And
you
said
yourself
my
happiness
is
important
你自己也说过 我的快乐
to
the
university
是这所大学的头等大事
Are
you
trying
to
manipulate
me
你用这种手段来给我下命令吗
Hey
being
small
and
petty
is
fun
当个小人真的好爽啊
Anyway
Dr
Sturgis
we'd
love
to
have
you
back
here
斯特吉斯博士 总而言之呢 我很诚挚邀请您回来
What
do
you
mean
"other
job"
什么叫"有工作了"
What
other
job
您找了什么新工作
Hi
Mary
你好啊 玛丽
Hey
John
你好啊 约翰
What
are
you
doing
here
你怎么会在这里
Well
I
lost
my
job
我最近刚丢了工作嘛
So
while
I'm
figuring
things
out
I'm
a
bag
boy
所以我就想试试新工作 来当超市小弟
Although
at
my
age
"boy"
Is
pushing
it
不过我这把年纪了 叫"小弟"有点勉强
Aren't
you
a
little
这是不是有点...
overqualified
大材小用了
Very
非常
Hey
why
don't
you
join
us
for
dinner
this
weekend
要不你这周末来我们家吃晚饭吧
Sheldon
would
love
to
see
you
谢尔顿一定很高兴能见到你
Oh
that'd
be
wonderful
那敢情好呀
Cleanup
on
aisle
two
第二列地面需要清理
That's
me
Madge
can
you
finish
up
here
是叫我 玛姬 你能帮忙我收尾吗
I
have
a
date
with
a
mop
我跟拖把有约
He's
really
smart
他超级聪明
Thanks
for
inviting
John
to
dinner
tonight
谢谢你邀请约翰今晚来共进晚餐
Oh
my
pleasure
我很荣幸邀请他
I've
been
a
little
bit
worried
about
him
我最近有点小小在担心他
You
know
with
what
happened
last
time
你懂吧 上次后来演变成那样
At
least
he
didn't
seem
unstable
when
I
talked
to
him
这次我跟他说话时 他感觉精神挺稳定
The
man
has
a
doctorate
in
science
他有科学博士学位
and
he's
filling
people's
grocery
bags
现在却去给别人买的菜装袋
He
actually
did
a
really
nice
job
他其实装得很棒
He
put
the
heavy
things
on
the
bottom
他知道把重的东西先放下面
He
kept
the
cold
things
together
还会把冷的东西都集中一起放
Mary
玛丽
Well
they
don't
always
do
that
不是每个超市小弟都会这样嘛
I
just
hate
to
see
him
give
up
like
this
我就是不想看他这么放弃人生
Who
you
talking
about
你们在说谁啊
Dr
Sturgis
斯特吉斯博士
What'd
he
give
up
他放弃什么了
Science
科学
He's
working
at
a
grocery
store
他去超市工作了
At
least
he
didn't
give
up
being
weird
看来他还没放弃当怪人
He
is
also
coming
over
for
dinner
so
behave
yourself
他今晚要来一起吃饭 你乖一点
I
can
behave
at
school
or
I
can
behave
at
home
我可以在学校乖或者在家里乖
I
can't
do
both
你们只能二选一
Well
it's
so
wonderful
to
see
you
all
很高兴又见到你们大家
Thank
you
for
having
me
谢谢你们邀请我来
It's
great
to
see
you
too
我也很高兴见到你
And
Mary
I
believe
I
recognize
these
tater
tots
玛丽 我认出来这好像是
from
when
I
packed
them
in
your
bag
我帮你装袋的薯球呢
You're
killing
me
你是要憋死我
So
you
work
at
the
grocery
store
now
你现在在超市工作吗
I
do
对啊
Just
out
of
curiosity
would
you
say
I
look
21
我就好奇一问 你觉得我看起来超过21岁吗
Mm
I
suppose
大概吧
And
what
nights
do
you
work
again
你是周几工作来着
He's
not
selling
you
beer
他不会卖你啤酒的
Well
of
course
not
当然"不会"啦
I
can't
believe
they
would
fire
you
我真不敢相信他们会因为
just
for
mentioning
a
theory
about
black
holes
你提了有可能产生黑洞的理论就炒了你
It's
just
as
well
炒了就炒了吧
It
was
time
this
old
horse
was
put
out
to
pasture
我这头老马也该告老还乡了
Don't
say
that
别这么说
You're
not
old
你才不老呢
He's
not
No
-他不老吗 -不
But
look
at
his
bald
head
Eat
your
peas
-你看他的脑袋都秃了 -吃你的豆子
I
can't
understand
why
you
wouldn't
want
我无法理解你为什么
to
come
back
to
the
university
不愿意回来大学继续教
Science
is
a
young
man's
game
科学是年轻人的天下
But
we
could
work
on
something
together
但我们可以一起合作研究啊
If
you
average
out
our
ages
如果平均一下我们的年龄
we're
a
lean
mean
41
and
a
half
我们可是两个41岁半的壮年人士
Still
too
old
to
be
bagging
groceries
41岁对超市小弟来说也还是太老
I
know
it's
unorthodox
我知道这很不合常理
but
I'm
enjoying
it
但我挺享受的
Tornado
this
time
of
year
这个季节就有龙卷风了吗
There's
not
a
cloud
in
the
sky
天上没有云啊
Information
is
still
coming
in
but
a
black
hole
目前还在持续收到消息
has
been
detected
in
Waxahachie
Texas
但德州沃克西哈奇市侦测到了黑洞
Oh
my
Lord
我的天啊
Sources
report
it
was
caused
by
the
supercollider
消息来源显示是由超级对撞机产生
The
black
hole
is
growing
exponentially
across
Texas
黑洞从德州开始快速向外扩张
destroying
everything
in
its
path
摧毁途中的一切事物
This
is
an
emergency
situation
这是紧急状况
Repeat
this
is
an
emergency
situat
再重复一次 这是紧急...
John
what
do
we
do
约翰 我们该怎么办
There's
nothing
we
can
do
我们什么都做不了
He's
right
It's
going
to
create
a
gravitational
field
他说得对 黑洞会制造出引力场
that'll
consume
everything
around
it
把周围的一切都吞噬进去
Should
we
evacuate
我们该赶紧逃生吗
We
can't
We
could
never
outrun
it
没办法 我们快不过黑洞
Well
how
much
time
do
we
have
那我们还剩下多少时间
Minutes
at
best
最多也就剩几分钟了
Daddy
I'm
scared
It's
okay
baby
-爸爸 我好害怕 -别怕 宝贝
We
need
to
pray
right
now
我们现在快来祈祷
You
do
that
I'm
having
a
beer
你祈祷吧 我要去喝啤酒
Oh
everybody
hold
hands
大家快来手牵着手
Heavenly
Father
watch
over
us
天父啊 请你保佑我们
I
don't
want
to
spend
my
last
moments
on
Earth
praying
我不想人生最后的时刻用在祈祷上
Yeah
if
we
only
got
a
few
minutes
left
对啊 如果我们只剩下几分钟的生命
I
want
to
spend
it
talking
to
y'all
我想用来跟你们道别
You
are
all
the
light
of
my
life
你们都是我的生命之光
And
I
love
you
so
much
我很爱很爱你们
Daddy
Oh
I
got
you
-爸爸 -我抱着你
I'm
not
letting
go
我不会松手
I
never
said
it
enough
but
I
love
y'all
我以前说得不够多 但我爱你们
Kids
孩子们
you
have
made
me
a
very
proud
father
你们让我这个当爸的非常自豪
I'm
not
ready
我还没准备好
There
are
so
many
things
I
want
to
do
我还有好多事想做
Well
you
better
pick
one
right
now
那你最好赶紧选一样
O
Okay
um
好吧
And
I
just
want
to
say
I'm
sorry
for
any
time
I
was
bad
我就想道歉 我以前经常惹你生气
and
any
time
I
was
mean
to
Sheldon
和欺负谢尔顿
It's
okay
没关系
It's
just
so
funny
when
he's
upset
因为他不爽时真的很逗趣
But
I'm
still
sorry
about
it
但我仍然感到很抱歉
I'm
sorry
too
我也想说对不起
Dad
爸爸
I've
been
awful
especially
to
you
我太叛逆不乖 特别是对你
No
you
haven't
I
have
-你没有 -我有
Well
we're
good
我们和好了
Okay
we
are
done
talking
I
love
you
all
好了 话都说完了 我爱你们
but
it
is
really
time
to
pray
但我们真的该祈祷了
Our
Father
who
art
in
heaven
我们在天上的父
hallowed
be
thy
name
愿人都尊你的名为圣
Thy
kingdom
come
愿你的国降临
thy
will
be
done
on
Earth
as
it
is
in
heaven
愿你的旨意行在地上 如同行在天上
Is
that
really
what
would
happen
if
there
was
a
black
hole
如果出现黑洞 真会发生那种情况吗
One
of
the
possibilities
是其中一种可能
Are
they
all
such
a
bummer
所有可能性都那么扫兴吗
Not
necessarily
There's
a
theory
未必 有种理论说
that
an
event
like
that
could
open
a
wormhole
那样的事件也许能开启一个虫洞
into
an
alternate
universe
通往平行世界
So
what
goes
on
in
an
alternate
universe
平行世界在发生什么
Anything
really
It
could
be
slightly
different
任何事 可能和这个世界
from
this
one
or
the
complete
opposite
稍微不一样 或者完全相反
That's
true
没错
So
if
a
black
hole
transports
us
那如果黑洞把我们
to
an
alternate
universe
w
would
we
even
know
it
送到了平行世界 我们会知道吗
Probably
not
很可能不知道
To
us
it'd
be
as
normal
对我们来说就跟
as
boots
on
a
cowboy
牛仔穿马靴一样正常
That
is
wild
太刺激了
Dr
Sturgis
is
correct
斯特吉斯博士说得对
If
indeed
we
grew
up
in
another
universe
如果我们真在另一个世界长大
our
sense
of
normality
would
be
formed
by
that
universe
我们的常态感就会由那个世界形成
That's
enough
There
are
no
other
universes
够了 根本没有别的世界
The
Bible
tells
us
God
created
the
Earth
《圣经》告诉我们上帝创造了一个世界
not
the
Earths
而非多个世界
Ugh
why
did
I
have
to
marry
a
preacher
我为什么非得要嫁给无趣的牧师呢
Because
it
was
God's
will
to
bless
us
with
union
因为这是上帝的旨意 让我们结合在一起
I
hope
it's
his
plan
that
I
hit
the
clubs
tonight
希望祂安排我今晚辗转多家夜店
'cause
that's
gonna
happen
因为那铁定会发生
Why
am
I
the
only
normal
one
in
this
family
为什么这个家里只有我正常
If
you're
the
only
normal
one
statistically
speaking
如果只有你正常 从统计学来说
you're
abnormal
你就是不正常
Freak
怪咖
Stop
picking
on
him
You're
gonna
give
him
a
complex
别欺负他了 你会害他心理扭曲
and
he'll
end
up
in
therapy
最后得接受心理治疗
You
New
Yorkers
and
your
therapy
你们纽约人就爱接受心理治疗
The
only
therapy
I
ever
got
我唯一受过的"治疗"
was
on
my
backside
from
Pappy's
belt
就是我爸用皮带抽打我屁股
Oh
spanking
That's
hot
打屁屁 好惹火哦
I
think
you
should
all
be
in
therapy
我觉得你们都有病 都该接受心理治疗
All
the
answers
I
need
are
right
here
我需要的解答都在这里面了
Hey
I
know
what'll
make
this
family
happy
我知道什么能让这个家快乐
A
puppy
一只狗狗
Animals
are
excellent
for
emotional
support
动物能提供很好的情感支持
The
only
thing
I
need
for
emotional
support
我唯二需要用于支持情感的
is
a
warm
shotgun
and
a
cold
beer
是一把猎枪和一瓶冰啤酒
This
guy
knows
how
to
party
这位仁兄知道怎么嗨起来
You
seem
to
be
interested
in
this
alternative
universe
thing
你好像对平行世界很感兴趣
Maybe
that's
something
you
could
work
on
也许你可以从事这方面的研究
Maybe
there's
another
universe
也许在另一个平行世界
where
I'm
already
doing
that
我已经在这么做了
Sure
but
maybe
you
could
do
it
in
both
是啦 但你可以在两个世界都研究啊
What
are
you
getting
at
你到底想说什么
Just
that
instead
of
wasting
your
time
bagging
groceries
与其浪费时间打包杂货
you
could
be
working
on
something
worthwhile
你不如做些更有价值的事
There's
nothing
wrong
with
me
trying
something
new
我尝试新事物没什么不对啊
But
you've
got
a
PhD
但你有博士学位
You're
the
smartest
person
here
你是在座最聪明的人
Well
这不好说
Connie
I'm
happy
康妮 我乐于
doing
what
I'm
doing
right
now
做我现在做的事
I
don't
believe
that
我不信
Excuse
me
You
know
more
不好意思 难道
about
how
I
should
live
my
life
than
I
do
你比我更清楚我该怎么生活吗
Yeah
maybe
当然 可能吧
May
I
speak
with
you
outside
我们能到外面单独谈谈吗
John
I'm
sorry
I
don't
mean
to
push
约翰 对不起 我不是想逼你
but
I
just
I
worry
about
you
但我就是很担心你
You
do
真的吗
Of
course
当然了
You
know
I
care
about
you
你知道我在乎你
That
means
a
lot
这话对我意义重大
The
truth
is
说实话
if
I
could
live
in
an
alternate
universe
如果我能去平行世界生活
I'd
live
in
one
where
we
never
broke
up
我会选择我们没分手的那一个
Hope
it's
okay
to
say
that
希望这么说你不介意
It
is
我不介意
Because
I
wish
it
too
因为我也这么想
Oh
Connie
康妮
Oh
John
约翰
John
约翰
John
约翰
If
you
could
live
in
an
alternate
universe
如果你能去平行世界生活
what
would
it
be
你会选哪个
Oh
I
haven't
really
given
it
any
thought
我还没想过这个问题
Another
theory
of
black
holes
黑洞另一个理论
involves
Hawking
radiation
涉及到霍金辐射
Right
Near
the
event
horizon
没错 在黑洞视界边缘
virtual
particles
are
being
created
虚粒子不断产生
Actually
twin
virtual
particles
事实上 是双虚粒子
Wait
what's
an
"Event
horizon"
等等 "视界"是什么
It
just
means
the
edge
就是边缘的意思
Why
not
say
"the
edge"
为什么不直接说"边缘"
The
guitar
player
for
U2
is
called
the
Edge
U2乐队的吉他手艺名就叫"边缘"
What
does
that
have
to
do
with
anything
这跟我们讨论的话题有什么关系
I'm
participating
in
the
conversation
我想参与进来嘛
You're
just
sitting
there
like
a
lump
好过你傻坐在那 像坨肥肉一样
"Lump
"
"一坨肥肉"
Anyway
ordinarily
the
particles
would
collide
总之 通常情况下 粒子会相撞
and
destroy
each
other
彼此摧毁
But
in
this
instance
they
could
exist
simultaneously
但在这情况下 它们有可能同时存在
And
what
is
the
significance
of
that
那有何意义
I
can
participate
smart
ass
我也可以参与啊 你少嘚瑟
Good
job
lump
表现得真好 肥肉
One
interpretation
would
be
有一种理解是
if
I
was
standing
at
the
event
horizon
如果我站在黑洞视界
I
could
interact
with
my
own
twin
也许能和我的分身互动
I've
interacted
with
you
It's
not
great
本双胞胎和你互动过 体验不佳
I
think
if
there
were
two
of
me
we'd
be
unstoppable
如果有两个我 我们就能称霸宇宙了
So
if
we
add
the
information
entropy
如果加上信息熵
we'll
get
the
result
we're
looking
for
就能得到我们要的结果
That's
brilliant
太聪慧了
I
had
a
feeling
you'd
like
it
我有预感你会喜欢
That's
what
the
back
of
my
head
looks
like
Nice
原来我后脑勺长这样 真好看
Hmm
We'll
call
it
the
Cooper
Cooper
Theorem
就把这称为库珀-库珀定理吧
Perfect
Wait
which
Cooper
comes
first
完美 等等 哪个库珀排前面
This
Cooper
Why
you
-本库珀 -为什么是你
I'm
the
original
You're
just
my
twin
因为我是原版 你只是我的分身
Don't
say
it
like
you're
better
than
me
别说得好像你比我厉害一样
We're
exactly
the
same
我们完全一样
I
don't
appreciate
your
condescending
tone
我不喜欢你这瞧不起人的语气
It's
your
tone
We're
the
same
person
这是你的语气 我们是同一个人
If
we're
the
same
person
why
are
you
so
annoying
如果我们是同一个人 你为什么那么讨人嫌
Stop
it
You
stop
it
-住嘴 -你先住嘴
What
are
you
gonna
do
about
it
要是我拒绝呢
I
don't
know
I've
never
been
in
a
fight
before
我不知道 我没和别人打过架
Well
you're
about
to
be
你马上就要开打了
This
is
ridiculous
Are
you
done
荒谬至极 你说完了吗
Not
even
close
还早呢
Then
Sheldon
One
grabs
Sheldon
Two
然后谢尔顿一号抓着谢尔顿二号...
Ow
ow
my
eyes
我的眼睛
My
eyes
Are
you
okay
-我的眼睛 -你没事吧
I
am
now
现在舒畅了
Okay
enough
好了 够了
That's
how
you
participate
这样才叫参与讨论 学着点
Thank
you
for
walking
me
home
谢谢你送我回家
It's
the
gentlemanly
thing
to
do
绅士就该这么做
Although
to
be
honest
if
we
were
attacked
不过老实说 如果我们遇到袭击
I'd
be
counting
on
you
to
get
us
out
of
it
我可是指望你这猛女救我们
John
Yeah
-约翰 -怎么了
Are
you
doing
okay
你心情还好吗
Well
getting
fired
was
tough
被炒鱿鱼是很难受
but
I'm
glad
to
be
back
here
in
town
但我很高兴能回到镇上
I'm
glad
you're
back
too
你回来了 我也很高兴
But
if
you
feel
yourself
slipping
again
但如果你觉得自己又犯糊涂了
promise
me
you'll
get
some
help
答应我 你一定要寻求帮助
I
promise
我答应你
Well
good
I
worry
about
you
那就好 我很担心你
You
do
真的吗
Of
course
当然了
That
means
a
lot
这话对我意义重大
Well
this
is
me
好了 我家到了
Guess
I'll
be
seeing
you
next
time
you
go
shopping
你下次来买东西我们再见啦
I
look
forward
to
it
我很期待
Connie
康妮
Yeah
什么
Tuesdays
are
double
coupons
周二有优惠券折扣双倍
Good
to
know
那太好了
We
often
regret
the
things
we
don't
say
人们常常后悔那些没说出口的话
There's
a
lot
of
things
I
wish
I
had
said
to
my
dad
有很多话 我希望我爸还在时
while
he
was
around
我有告诉他
That
I
appreciated
him
告诉他我很感激他
That
I
loved
him
我很敬爱他
Which
is
why
I'm
grateful
for
the
times
所以我很庆幸那些
I
did
tell
him
how
I
felt
我有告诉他我感受的时候
Tonight
was
fun
今晚很好玩
Yeah
Why
is
that
是吗 为什么
Dr
Sturgis
was
here
斯特吉斯博士来了
Everybody
talked
about
science
大家一起讨论了科学
It
was
nice
感觉很棒
It
was
的确
How
are
you
你好吗
You
got
I
D
你有带身份证吗
Yeah
有
Dang
it
I
must
have
left
it
in
my
wife's
minivan
糟啦 我一定是落在我老婆的小货车里了
I
can't
sell
this
to
you
我不能卖酒给你
I'm
21
I
swear
我21岁了 我发誓
You
can
ask
Dr
Sturgis
你不信可以问斯特吉斯博士
Who
The
old
guy
over
there
-谁 -那边那个老头
Dr
Sturgis
斯特吉斯博士
Never
mind
没事了