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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

A few times a year there was a dedicated day

每年都会有几次在某些特定的日子

where my school was closed

学校会关门

This allowed the teachers to catch up

这些日子能让老师们

on their administrative duties

把该写的管理文件都补上进度

While I was normally against a break from learning

虽然我通常都反对从学习中休息

I did applaud the Medford faculty's commitment

我还是要赞赏梅德福教员

to our education Oh man

-对我们教育的奉献 -天啊

How great is this place without kids in it I heard that

-这地方没孩子的时候真是太棒了 -同意

耶稣每天都驱邪[运动]

On one of those days

在那种日子的时候

I got to spend time with my mom at her job

我就跟着妈妈去她工作的地方待着

Did you write that

那话你写的吗

You betcha Instead of puns

-那当然 -与其用谐音哏

have you considered composing a humorous palindrome

你有想过写幽默的回文吗

It's a phrase that reads the same backwards as forwards

回文就是指正反读[字母拼写]都一样

For example "Do geese see God "

举例来说 "神神为我我为神神"

Trust me Both ways

相信我正反读都一样

Come inside

进来吧

Some other good ones are radar level kayak

其他正反拼写都一样的例子有雷达水平小艇

That's a funny word Kayak

小艇这词还挺有意思的

Never get me in one

永远别让我乘小艇

So what's the plan

所以今天什么安排

How will I be entertained all day

什么能让我娱乐一整天呢

I thought you could be my little helper

我想你来当我的小帮手

I prefer executive assistant Carries more weight

我希望被称为执行助理比较有分量

Fine You stay here I'm gonna go talk to Pastor Jeff

行你乖乖待着我去跟杰夫牧师说个话

Mom

妈妈

What

怎么了

"Mom" is also a palindrome M O M

"妈妈"也是回文正反都一样

Good morning Peg

早上好佩吉

Any morning you wake up is a good morning

每个还能醒来的早上都好

Okay

好的

Come in

请进

Good morn oh it's dark in here

早... 这里面好暗啊

Everything okay

你还好吗

I need you to use your words

你得说话回答我

My marriage is over

我的婚姻结束了

We don't even sleep in the same bed anymore

我们现在晚上都不睡一张床了

In the '50s people had separate beds

50年代的时候人们也都分床睡啊

Lucy and Ricky did it Their marriage worked

电视里的露西与里奇也是啊婚姻多幸福啊

I I'm sure it's just a rough patch

只是碰到难关会过去的啦

Boy I hope so

希望如此啊

Well if there's any way I can make your life easier

如果有哪里我能帮得上忙

you let me know

你就跟我说

Thank you Mary I really appreciate it

谢谢你玛丽感谢你的慷慨

Oh I almost forgot um Sheldon's here with me today

我差点忘了谢尔顿今天来陪我上班

Great

太好了

账册

Hey little man How you doing

小伙子你好吗

You smell like cigarettes

你身上都是烟味

You're fun

你可真"讨喜"啊

Do you know what this binder is

你知道这个档案夹是什么吗

It's a record of donations people make to the church

是人们捐钱给教堂的记录本

This data could easily be transferred

这些数据可以轻松转换为

into a computerized spreadsheet

电脑上的试算表

Why isn't it

为什么没用电脑版

No idea

不知道

You also smell like mothballs and Ben Gay

你身上还有樟脑丸跟酸痛喷雾的味道

Bye

再见

I hope you don't mind I invited Pastor Jeff for dinner

希望你不介意我邀请了杰夫牧师来吃晚饭

That's fine

不介意

I was talking to your father

我是在跟你父亲说话

What's the occasion

是什么日子吗

No occasion just thought it'd be nice

不是只是觉得这样挺好

His wife coming too

他老婆也会来吗

No Just him

不就他来

They having problems

他们有婚姻问题吗

He's just coming to dinner That's all

他就是单纯来吃个饭

You two having problems

那是你们两个有婚姻问题吗

Are we

我们有吗

当然没有

Pastor Jeff's wife is so much prettier than him

杰夫牧师的老婆颜值比他高太多了

It's like Barbie married a turtle

简直像芭比嫁给了一只乌龟

Hey Here's a fun idea

我有个好主意

how about you and Sheldon have dinner

你今晚跟谢尔顿

at Meemaw's tonight All right

-去姥姥家吃晚饭如何 -行啊

They are a weird looking couple

他们俩的确看起来不太搭

You want to eat at my mom's too

你也想去我妈家吃晚饭吗

Oh come on You got eyes

干嘛啦我不信你没看出来

Pastor would you like to lead us in grace

牧师你能带领我们说祷告词吗

I'd be honored

荣幸之至

Heavenly Father thank you for this food

天父感谢你赐给我们眼前的食物

I pray that it nourishes and strengthens us

希望它带给我们营养与力气

and bless Mary for preparing it

也祝福准备这顿饭的玛丽

And thank you for the Coopers

感谢你让我认识库珀一家

who have invited me into their loving home

他们邀请我来如此有爱的家

They are a shining example of what a marriage can be

他们就是美好婚姻的闪亮模范

One that I hope to have again someday

一段我希望某天能再次拥有的婚姻

Amen ‭ And please give me the strength

-阿门 -也请赐予我力量

Sorry

抱歉

The strength to walk this road

让我能心中充满着

with unconditional love and joy in my heart

无条件的爱与喜悦来走完这趟旅程

Amen

阿门

Amen ‭Amen

-阿门 -阿门

Well let's eat

开动吧

Cheers ‭Cheers

-干杯 -干杯

Cheers ‭Cheers

-干杯 -干杯

Dang this place is nice

哇这地方真不错

That's because it was supposed to be a date

那是因为今晚本来是一场约会

Cool My first date

酷我的第一次约会

Meemaw I've been going through the church records

姥姥我看了教会的账本

and I noticed you haven't made a donation in quite a long time

我发现你有挺长一段时间没有捐过钱了

Why are you going through the records

你为什么要看那些记录呢

I'm an executive assistant

因为我是执行助理

Good for you You see

-很棒很棒 -听我说

God and I have a deal And when he helps me win big

我跟上帝有个约定当祂帮我

at the casino I give him a cut

在赌场赢大钱我就会给祂分红

And lately he has not been holding up his part of the bargain

而祂已经有一段时间没有遵守这约定了

"Steak aw poyver with fritties"

"扭排佐竖条"

It's French ‭Oh

这是法语啦

What's a crock monster

什么是咬现生

It's croque monsieur

是咬先生

and it's really just a grilled cheese sandwich with ham

其实就是法式火腿干酪三明治

I want that

我要这个

There's lemon in this water

这水里加了柠檬

So uh who do you think the Oilers are gonna take in the draft

你觉得油人队今年选秀会选谁呢

Oh I don't really follow sports

我没有追体育比赛

I'm just gonna eat

我默默吃饭吧

What's he doing here Y'all getting a divorce

他怎么在这里你们要离婚吗

No No he's just here for dinner

没没有啦他只是来吃顿晚饭

Oh Welcome Your Holiness

欢迎啊教皇陛下

I thought you were hanging out with Veronica tonight

我还以为你今晚要跟维罗妮卡出去

We were supposed to but then she invited a bunch

本来是的结果她还邀请了

of her choir friends over

她一堆合唱团的朋友

and it turned into a stupid Bible study

结果变成了白痴读经会

No offense ‭None taken

-无意冒犯 -没事

Honestly I do not understand the female mind

说实话我真搞不懂女人都在想什么

Do something

求你出手吧

Georgie why don't you go eat dinner in front of the TV

小乔治你去边看电视边吃晚饭吧

No it's all right Sounds like Georgie's having trouble

不用没事感觉小乔治碰到了麻烦

navigating the perilous waters of a relationship

在感情的水中摸着石头过河

Believe me I can understand

相信我我懂你

You having problems with your hot wife

你跟你的漂亮老婆也碰到问题了吗

Maybe I'll go eat by the TV

或许我自己去坐电视前吃吧

I'm liking my crock monster

我喜欢我的咬现生

Mmm Me too

我也是

I can't taste anything after the lemon water

喝到那口柠檬水后我就什么都尝不出来了

I'm glad y'all are having a good time

很庆幸你们都吃得挺开心啊

You're welcome

不用谢

Where we having dinner tomorrow

我们明晚一起去哪里吃呢

Nowhere

哪都不去

Dr Sturgis and I are going to Louisiana do a little gambling

我和斯特吉斯博士要去路易斯安纳赌两把

So a donation could be forthcoming

所以捐钱给教堂指日可待啦

Don't jinx me

别触我霉头

It's my first time going to a casino

这是我第一次去赌场

It's amazing There's bright lights and bells and buzzers

超好玩超亮灯光与各种铃声钟声

and people yelling

还有人们的喊声

Veronica says I'm the nicest guy she knows

维罗妮卡说我是她所认识最好的人

She also says she only wants to date nice guys

她也说过她只想跟好人交往

Does that mean she wants to date me I bet she doesn't

-这表示她想跟我交往吗 -我猜她没这意思

No she does not Doesn't make any sense

她没这个意思真的是很没逻辑啊

Nothing they do makes any sense

她们做的一切都不合逻辑

I know At least he's not crying anymore

-对啊 -好歹他现在不哭了

Devil's got something to do with it

估计是跟魔鬼有关吧

Mary George I can't thank you enough for this

玛丽乔治我真是太谢谢你们了

It was our pleasure

是我们很荣幸邀请你才对

So Pastor are you gonna try and talk things out with Selena

牧师你有打算去跟你老婆试着谈谈看吗

Well we're really not on speaking terms

我们现在处于不说话的阶段

so I'll just be heading back to my office sleep on the couch

我就回我的办公室睡沙发吧

That's ridiculous He can stay with us can't he

太扯了吧他可以留下来留宿的吧

Uh I guess that'd be okay

应该没什么问题吧

Of course it would

当然没问题

I couldn't possibly impose

我怎么好意思叨扰你们

Sure you could

当然可以啦

In fact you can take my room

这样吧你睡我房间好了

Well y'all are too kind

你们真是太好心了

Hello ‭Oh Did y'all have a good time

-我们回来啦 -你们吃得开心吗

Yes ‭It was great

-有 -超开心

Oh Mom Pastor Jeff is gonna be spending the night

妈杰夫牧师今晚要在这里留宿

If the kids could sleep at your place

孩子们能睡你那里吗

No Bye

不行再见

George

乔治

What What's wrong

怎么有什么事吗

The pastor's up making tea

牧师起床在泡茶

What you want me to blow on it

怎么要我去帮他吹凉吗

Go talk to him

去跟他聊聊啦

About what

聊什么

I don't know

我也不知道

Maybe you could give him a male perspective on relationship issues

或许你可以用男性同胞的角度跟他谈感情问题

How about this

这样如何

What if I close my eyes and pray on it

我闭上眼睛为他祈祷

Hey

你醒啦

Oh hi I hope I didn't wake you

你好啊希望我没吵到你

Uh no no Just get getting some water

没没没我就起身喝杯水

Can I fix you some chamomile

要我帮你泡杯甘菊茶吗

No thanks

不用了谢谢

所以...

Tough times huh

很难熬吧

Yeah

是啊

Yeah

懂

Hey uh does the Bible say anything

所以圣经里有说到

about heartache and such

任何关于心碎之类的事情吗

Psalm 147 verse three

诗篇147第3节

"The Lord healeth the broken in heart and bindeth up their wounds "

"祂医好伤心之人裹好他们的伤处

Well there you go eth

听之吧

Except I'm feeling kicked in the nethers right now

但我现在感觉"那里"被人狠狠踹了一脚

and he sure is taking his sweet time with the healing

而祂一点都不着急治愈我

He takes his sweet time about a lot of things

祂做很多事都不紧不慢的

Uh not that I'm complaining

我不是在抱怨啦

You know his will not mine et cetera

是祂的意旨不是我的诸如此类的

You know one thing I can say is that

有件事我很肯定的是

having a happy marriage is it's hard work

维持幸福婚姻并非易事

Oh I know As the pastor people come to me

我知道作为牧师人们常来找我

with relationship problems all the time

咨询感情问题

Bet you hear some juicy ones huh

你肯定听过一些猛料吧

"Juicy" doesn't begin to describe it

"猛料"都不足以形容其劲爆程度

Oh give me a sample I can't

-举个例子 -我不能说

There's strict pastor flock confidentiality

有严格的牧师信众保密协议

Sure Sure

好吧当然

Mary doesn't tell you things about us does she

玛丽不会跟你说我俩的事吧

I'm not at liberty to say

这...我无权透露

But she does doesn't she

但她会说对吧

Yeah Yeah

-对 -就知道

These people clearly don't know what ten percent means

这些人显然不知道10%是什么意思

What are you talking about

你在说什么

This is the list of all the people who belong

这张名单列出了所有教友

to the church and how much money they donate

和他们捐赠给教会的钱

Dorothy and Fred Nelson gave a dollar last week

桃乐茜和弗雷德上周只捐了一美元

So They own the Piggly Wiggly

-那又怎样 -他们可是小猪妞妞超市的老板

They can afford to give much more

他们完全有能力给更多钱

Weird

好奇怪

You say "Piggly Wiggly" and suddenly I'm hungry

你一说"小猪妞妞" 我就突然饿了

Really

不是吧

You're drinking in the morning now

你现在一大早就开始喝酒了吗

What Oh look at that

什么才这个点啊

Felt later

感觉挺晚了

Hey I haven't seen the pastor He go home

我没见到牧师他回家了吗

He hasn't come out of Georgie's room

他还没从小乔治房里出来

Maybe he found Georgie's magazines

可能他找到了小乔治的色情杂志

He's a man of God

他可是信奉上帝的人

You're adorable

你真可爱

皇家酒店赌场

I have stories Come back here

我有故事回来这边

It's my favorite table Oh hey Connie

-这是我最喜欢的赌桌 -康妮你好呀

Hi Felicia

费丽西娅你好

Chip me for a deuce

帮我换两块钱筹码

How's your daughter doing

你女儿还好吗

Oh surgery went great

手术很顺利

Thanks for asking

多谢关心

Her daughter got kicked by a horse

她女儿被马踢到了

They had to pin a couple of bones together Oh my

-医生得把几根骨头钉起来 -天啊

She won't be stealing any more horses for a little while

她有好一阵没法偷马了

Your usual Connie Yeah

-跟平常一样吗康妮 -对

John you want something

约翰你想喝什么吗

I would like a Fresca please

我要薄荷汽水谢谢

Got it hon ‭ Connie

-没问题亲 -康妮

Duke North Carolina's about to start Want a piece

北卡罗来纳公爵马上开盘你要买吗

Yeah baby Give me the points on Duke for a nickel

要宝贝帮我下五分买公爵赢

All right A nickel That's a silly bet

-好的 -五分钱赌这么小太傻了

It's 50 bucks

是50美元

A thousand nickels Less silly

一千个五美分顿时没那么傻了

I must say uh

我必须说

this is a side of you I've never seen before

你这一面我从没见识过

You're all right with it aren't you

你对我这一面没意见吧

Oh sure

当然没有

When are you gonna give that man your $50

你什么时候给那个人50美元

Don't worry about it Hit me

别担心发牌吧

I'm a little worried

我有点担心

Pastor Jeff

杰夫牧师

Everything all right in there

你在里面没事吧

Oh yeah

没事

I've just been praying napping crying

只是一直在祈祷小睡和哭

I like to mix it up

我喜欢混搭进行

Well how's it going

你还好吗

Good actually

挺好的

I have this feeling inside that I should head home

我内心有个感觉我该回家了

Well then you got to honor that feeling that's God

那你得尊重那个感觉那可是上帝啊

You're right You want to come with

你说得对你想一起来吗

Do you really want me there

你要跟你妻子重修旧好

while you patch things up with your wife

你真希望我在场吗

She's less likely to throw any steak knives if we have company

如果有其他人在她一般不会朝我丢牛排刀

Um if you think it'll help I suppose

如果你觉得有帮助我想应该...

Great let's hit it

太好了我们走吧

Hello is this the Nelson residence

你好请问是尼尔森家吗

Oh good I'm Sheldon Cooper

太好了我是谢尔顿·库珀

the executive assistant secretary

梅德福第一浸信会教堂的

at the First Baptist Church of Medford

执行助理秘书

I'm looking through our donation records

我在翻看我们的捐款记录

and I've noticed that you've tapered off a bit

我发现你的捐款额变少了

Well yes your children's education is expensive

是啦你孩子的学费很贵

but so is running a church

但教堂的运转也很花钱

Oh boy

老天

I'll be sure to tell the pastor Goodbye

我一定会转告牧师再见

That earned a sip of Yoo hoo

这值得奖励我自己一口巧克力

Okay Who's next

好了下一个是谁

Wendy and Bill Mackenzie

温蒂和比尔·麦肯锡

Of Mackenzie Chevrolet

卖雪佛兰那家人吗

Now those are what we call "Deep pockets "

这就是我们常说的"大款"

Pat here double the ten and split the aces

这堆不叫这堆双倍下注这里分牌

Connie

康妮

I found an old fashioned malt shop

我发现了一家老式冷饮店

where we can have milkshakes and listen to the jukebox

我们可以在那里喝奶昔听点唱机的音乐

like I never did in high school

我念高中时都没机会做这些

Yeah great Not now John

很好现在先别烦我约翰

Okay well I was just hoping we could do something together

好吧我只是希望我们能一起做些什么

For God's sake John I'm getting my ass kicked here

老天约翰我这边输得一塌糊涂了

I'm sorry

对不起

Oh Felicia you're killing me

费丽西娅你是要气死我

Chip me another deuce

再帮我换两块钱筹码

Hello

有人在吗

Selena

赛琳娜

Ooh Big TV fancy

大电视机高级

[法语]

"Con amor Selena "

"爱你赛琳娜"

Which means

什么意思

"Life is too short to be married to a loser

"人生苦短嫁给一个废物太浪费了

"I'm leaving you

我要离开你了

Love Selena "

爱你赛琳娜"

"Love Selena"

"爱你赛琳娜"

Well that's kind of a mixed message ‭ Yeah

-这也太前后矛盾了吧 -是啊

Oh I couldn't tell you how much to give

我不能告诉你应该给多少

But I can tell you the Stuckeys stepped up

但我可以告诉你斯塔基一家

for a thousand dollars

多给了一千美元

Well you need to give what's comfortable for you

你捐的数额必须是你能接受的金额

And of course I don't need to remind you

而且不用我说你也知道

it's entirely tax deductible

这可以全额扣除税款

And at the next pancake breakfast

而且在下一顿煎饼早餐时

you can hold your head high

你就可以扬眉吐气了

Thank you That's very generous

谢谢你非常慷慨

Goodbye

再见

The pancake line closed it

煎饼那一句搞定他了

We are so going to heaven

我们死后一定会上天堂的

I don't understand why God would tell me to go home

我不明白为什么上帝叫我回家

just to find out my wife left me

只是要我发现我妻子离开我了

Not that he needs me to defend him

祂是不需要我为祂辩护啦

but in God's defense he didn't say she'd be there

不过帮祂说句话祂也没说她会在家里

Mary I hate to say this

玛丽我也不想这么说

but I think it's time for me to move on

但我想我是时候放下向前看了

I thought even as a teenager I'd been called

我以为从我青少年时期开始我就受到感召

to preach the word of God but maybe that was just my ego

去为上帝传道但那也许只是我的自尊作祟

Maybe I'm not meant to do this

也许我不是注定要做这份工作

Don't say that You're a great preacher Thank you

-别这么说你是个优秀的牧师 -谢谢你

But it's clear I need to trod a new path

但毫无疑问我需要踏上一条新道路

Well what would you do Trodding wise

那你要做什么踏上什么新道路

I don't know

我不知道

Maybe work with my hands amongst men on an oil rig

也许跟其他人一起用双手劳动吧去钻油平台

or a fishing trawler

或是拖网渔船

I also know how to blow glass

我还会吹玻璃

I could turn a pretty penny at swap meets

我在旧物交换可以赚笔小钱

Those all sound like solid options

那些听起来都是靠谱的选项

Oh red light red light

红灯红灯

Oh phooey

糟了

Tell you what Jody

告诉你乔迪

Why don't you go upstairs to your daddy's bedroom

不如你到楼上你爸的卧室里

and see how much is in his wallet

看他钱包里有多少钱

Don't worry it's not stealing if it's for God

别担心奉献给上帝的就不算偷

What are y'all up to Just helping Mom with some church work

-你们在干嘛 -帮妈妈处理教会工作

Well aren't you two great kids

你俩真是贴心的乖孩子

We like to think so

我们也这么认为

Really That much

真的吗有这么多

I think I need to apologize

我想我需要向你道歉

I know you do ‭ I'm very sorry

-我知道 -我很抱歉

Sometimes when things aren't going my way

有时事情不如我意时

I just get a little cranky

我就会发脾气

May I ask you a personal question ‭Sure

-我能问你一个私人问题吗 -当然

Does your gambling constitute a problem

赌博给你造成问题了吗

Not today Bam

今天没有瞧

Come on Let me take you out to dinner

走我请你出去吃晚餐

Don't forget that you promised Sheldon

别忘记你答应过谢尔顿

if you won you'd donate to the church

如果你赢了就会捐钱给教会

You want to see me get cranky again

你又想看我发脾气吗

No I don't Well let's go strap on some bibs and eat lobster

-不想 -我们去套上围裙吃龙虾吧

So you're over at First Baptist Church huh

你是第一浸信会教堂的对吧

Yes Officer

是的警官

I'm new in this area

我是新派来这一区的

I've been looking for a church