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Nobody
else
is
stronger
than
I
am
世上没人比我强壮
Yesterday
I
moved
a
mountain
昨天我移了一座山
I
bet
I
could
be
your
hero
我相信我能当你的英雄
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
Previously
on
Young
Sheldon
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Which
bow
tie
says
"mature
enough
"to
be
in
college
哪个领结既能代表我已经足够成熟来读大学
but
whimsical
enough
to
discuss
which
came
first
但是又足够幽默可以讨论
the
Higgs
field
or
the
photon"
希格斯场还是希格斯玻色子先出现
They
both
say
weird
kid
who
eats
alone
它们都代表怪小孩只能一个人吃饭
Hello
Dr
Sturgis
This
is
Mary
Cooper
你好 斯特吉斯博士 我是玛丽·库珀
Did
you
know
there's
a
uh
supercollider
being
built
你知道德州的沃克西哈奇那边
in
Waxahachie
Texas
No
-要盖一座超级对撞机吗 -不知道
I've
taken
a
job
there
我接受了去那里工作
Hold
on
You're
not
gonna
be
around
等等 所以谢尔顿去上学时
when
Sheldon
starts
college
你不会在吗
That's
a
great
question
这是个很棒的问题
No
不会在
Since
everyone
is
going
back
to
school
tomorrow
let's
finish
up
既然明天大家都要重新开学了 我们结束前
with
a
back
to
school
prayer
What
-用一个开学祈祷来收尾吧 -怎么了
Does
this
prayer
just
apply
to
middle
school
这个祈祷是只适合中学生
or
is
it
appropriate
for
the
college
bound
还是大学范畴的学习也适用呢
It's
for
everyone
任何学生都可
But
thank
you
once
again
for
reminding
us
但还是感谢您再次提醒大家
you're
starting
college
你要去上大学了
Oh
I
don't
mind
You've
got
a
lot
on
your
plate
小事情 你贵人多忘事也很正常
Just
pray
你跟着祈祷吧
Dear
Heavenly
Father
as
we
return
to
school
亲爱的天父 在我们即将重新返回学校之际
we
look
to
your
eternal
我们望向您...
Billy
it's
not
the
pledge
比利 是祈祷不是宣誓
It
is
clear
that
we
cannot
expect
the
cooperation
我们很明显不能指望得到配合...
Normally
I
don't
like
facial
hair
but
Spock
makes
it
work
我通常不喜欢胡须 但斯波克先生蓄得真好看
Hello
Sheldon
-您好 -谢尔顿
it's
Dr
Linkletter
我是林克莱特博士
I'm
watching
Star
Trek
The
Original
Series
我正在看《星际旅行:初代》
I'm
sorry
I'm
not
up
on
my
cartoons
抱歉 我很久没看卡通了
It's
not
a
cartoon
It's
a
live
action
science
fiction
show
不是卡通 是真人科幻剧集
Although
there
is
one
called
Star
Trek
The
Animated
Series
不过的确是有另外一部《星际旅行:动画系列》
I
believe
you
我相信你
I
was
wondering
if
I
can
speak
with
your
mommy
我打来是想跟你妈妈说几句
Sure
Hold
on
好的 稍等
Mom
Dr
Linkletter's
on
the
phone
妈 林克莱特博士打来了
While
we
wait
here's
a
fun
fact
我们等她接电话的同时 分享个有趣小知识
In
the
animated
series
在动画系列中
Kukulkan
was
played
by
James
Doohan
库库尔坎是由詹姆斯·杜汉所配音的
Hello
James
Doohan
played
Scotty
-您好 -詹姆斯·杜汉在《星际旅行:初代》中
on
Star
Trek
The
Original
Series
扮演了斯科提这个角色
Sheldon
I've
got
it
谢尔顿 我接到了
He
tried
several
accents
before
settling
on
Scottish
他试着为角色搭配过多种口音 最后决定用爱尔兰腔
Sheldon
hang
up
Okay
-谢尔顿 你可以挂了 -好
He
felt
the
Scots
were
excellent
engineers
Bye
因为他觉得爱尔兰人都是很棒的工程师 再见
Dr
Linkletter
what
can
I
do
for
you
林克莱特博士 请问有什么事吗
Hello
Mrs
Cooper
I
just
wanted
to
let
you
know
你好 库珀太太 我只是想告诉你
with
Dr
Sturgis
away
I'll
be
available
虽然斯特吉斯博士不在了 但是以后
should
Sheldon
need
anything
我也会帮忙照看谢尔顿
Oh
that
is
very
comforting
to
know
Thank
you
so
much
这真是让我放下心中的大石 太谢谢你了
His
well
being
is
important
to
me
他好不好对我十分重要
as
was
made
abundantly
clear
by
my
boss
这可是我的老板亲自下达的命令
Okay
well
we
are
truly
grateful
好吧 我们还是非常谢谢您
Now
I'm
not
terribly
experienced
around
children
我对照顾小孩的经验不算太多 想请问一下
If
he
needs
to
use
the
restroom
如果他想上厕所
I
don't
have
to
go
in
with
him
do
I
我不需要陪他进去吧
Bless
us
Lord
for
the
food
we
are
about
to
receive
主啊 感谢您提供我们如此丰盛的食物
and
bless
the
hands
that
prepared
it
也感谢料理这些食物的人
And
with
school
starting
tomorrow
还有 明天要开学了
please
watch
over
our
children
请多多保佑我们的孩子
Pastor
Jeff
already
covered
this
杰夫牧师已经祈祷过这部分了
He
did
Yeah
we're
good
Amen
-他做过了吗 -对啊 我们明天没问题了 阿门
Amen
阿门
Can
I
take
your
truck
tomorrow
我明天能开你的车去上学吗
Well
I
think
you're
riding
with
me
你明天是坐我的车上学
Sorry
I'm
taking
Missy
to
school
抱歉 我要载米希去上学
and
Meemaw's
taking
Sheldon
而姥姥负责带谢尔顿去上学
Well
can
I
at
least
drive
Sure
-那能让我负责开吗 -行
While
you
hide
in
the
back
under
a
tarp
而你躲在后面货斗的防水布下
Stop
praying
for
him
and
focus
on
the
other
two
以后别再帮他祈祷了 给另外两个多祈祷些
Sheldon
good
news
谢尔顿 好消息
Dr
Linkletter
was
calling
to
say
林克莱特博士打来是要说
that
while
you're
at
school
if
you
need
anything
你上学的时候 如果有任何需要
you
can
go
to
him
你都可以去找他
Starting
college
and
you
need
a
babysitter
都要上大学了还需要有个保姆
That's
funny
真是好笑
I
don't
need
a
babysitter
我才不需要保姆照看呢
Dr
Linkletter
is
just
around
in
case
there's
a
problem
林克莱特博士只是在万一有情况时帮忙
Like
if
he
needs
a
new
diaper
比如他需要换尿布的时候吗
Enough
Can
we
please
have
a
nice
dinner
够了 我们能安安心心吃饭吗
We
could
But
you're
the
one
who
wants
to
eat
as
a
family
本来可以啊 是你坚持要一家人一起吃饭
Don't
pray
for
any
of
'em
别帮他们任何一个祷告
Dr
Linkletter
Sheldon
-林克莱特博士 -谢尔顿
How
wonderfully
early
it
is
to
see
you
这么早就见到你真是很高兴啊
If
you've
come
by
for
a
snack
如果你来是想吃点小零食
I
picked
you
up
some
crackers
shaped
like
fish
我给你买了一些鱼形状的饼干
I
just
wanted
to
let
you
know
我来只是想说
that
I
don't
need
you
to
babysit
me
我不需要你来当我的保姆
I'm
perfectly
self
reliant
我完全可以自力更生
Excellent
I'm
not
very
comfortable
around
children
太好了 我也不太会跟小孩相处
even
with
your
level
of
maturity
哪怕是你这种高度成熟的孩子
How
old
are
you
Six
Seven
你多大啊 6岁还是7岁
Eleven
11岁
I
see
原来如此
Then
it's
good
I
kept
the
receipt
for
this
幸好我还留着这个
bottle
of
bubbles
shaped
like
a
bear
熊形状吹泡泡瓶的收据
I
should
get
going
我该走了
My
philosophy
class
starts
in
a
few
minutes
我的哲学课再几分钟后就要上课了
Ah
yes
the
great
thinkers
Socrates
Plato
好的 好多伟大的思想家 苏格拉底 柏拉图
Speaking
of
which
I
got
you
some
Play
Doh
说到柏拉"图" 我还买了好玩黏"土"
I
figure
you
don't
want
me
to
walk
you
in
我估计你不会想我陪你进去吧
I've
trained
you
well
这些年我没白教你
Do
you
have
everything
you
need
Lunch
money
该带的东西都准备好了吗 带午餐钱了吗
Yep
Locker
combination
-有的 -置物柜密码呢
Right
here
在这里
Why
is
it
there
Writing
on
my
hand
is
so
fifth
grade
-为什么写在那里 -写在手上可就太小学生了
Of
course
你说得对
Okay
I'm
gonna
go
in
好了 我要进去啦
I
assume
you
don't
want
a
hug
我估计你也不会想要个抱抱吧
Make
it
quick
速抱速决
That's
enough
Okay
-够长了 -好
Wish
me
luck
Good
luck
-祝我好运 -祝你一切顺利
Hey
Hey
Brenda
-你好啊 -你好啊 布兰达
She
didn't
want
you
to
walk
her
in
她不想你送她进去吗
No
How
about
Billy
-是啊 -比利呢
Oh
I
walked
him
in
我送他进去了
Found
his
homeroom
还找到了他的教室
Explained
that
"homeroom"
is
different
还得跟他解释家教室与
than
his
room
at
home
他在家里的房间是不一样的
Still
not
sure
he
gets
it
无法确定他听没听懂
Tough
day
Yeah
-很难受的一天啊 -是的
You
want
to
get
some
coffee
你想一起去喝杯咖啡吗
I
was
thinking
vodka
but
coffee
will
do
我本来是想去喝伏特加 不过咖啡也行
I've
always
considered
myself
a
collector
of
knowledge
我一直都把自己视为一名知识收集者
My
mind
is
like
the
warehouse
at
the
end
of
Raiders
of
the
Lost
Ark
我的大脑就像《夺宝奇兵》电影最后的大库房
But
instead
of
artifacts
it's
just
facts
但里面装的不是古董文物 而是知识
And
now
that
I
was
a
full
time
college
student
而现在我是个全日制的大学学生
my
collection
was
about
to
grow
exponentially
我的藏品马上要指数级增加
Welcome
to
the
world
of
philosophy
欢迎来到哲学的世界
Most
college
courses
are
about
teaching
you
things
多数的大学课程都是要教导你们
that
you
don't
know
Here
你们不懂的事物 而在这里
I
am
going
to
teach
you
that
you
don't
even
know
我要教导你们 其实你们以为自己懂的事物
what
you
think
you
know
你们并不真的懂
Oh
boy
天啊
The
Chinese
philosopher
Chuang
Tzu
believed
中国的哲学家庄子相信
"这牌子背面的论述为假"
it
was
possible
he
didn't
really
know
anything
他有可能并不懂任何事
because
he
might
just
be
a
butterfly
因为他可能只是一只蝴蝶
dreaming
that
he
was
a
philosopher
梦到自己是一位哲学家
Yes
He
wasn't
a
butterfly
-请说 -他不是一只蝴蝶
Well
how
do
you
know
你怎么知道呢
The
butterfly
brain
doesn't
contain
enough
neurons
蝴蝶的大脑并没有足够的神经元细胞
to
generate
a
complex
dream
去生成一个复杂的梦境
Plus
you
referred
to
him
as
Chinese
philosopher
Chuang
Tzu
还有 你称他为中国哲学家庄子
and
not
Chinese
butterfly
Chuang
Tzu
不是中国蝴蝶庄子
You
must
be
Sheldon
Cooper
Yes
ma'am
-你一定是谢尔顿·库珀 -是的 老师
Very
well
Mr
Cooper
how
do
you
know
很不错 库珀先生 那你怎么知道
you're
not
just
dreaming
butterflies
can't
dream
蝴蝶不能做梦不是你的梦境呢
Because
I'm
awake
因为我很清醒
Or
are
you
dreaming
you're
awake
也可能是你梦到你很清醒
You
can
see
I'm
awake
and
you
can
hear
me
talking
你可以看到我醒着而且你能听到我说话
Yeah
I
don't
know
是吗 我也不知道了
I
saw
some
pretty
trippy
stuff
我在"感恩死亡"乐队演唱会上看到过一些
at
a
Grateful
Dead
concert
如梦似幻的事情
The
drummer
turned
into
a
tap
dancing
walrus
鼓手变成一只跳踢踏舞的海象
and
floated
away
随后飘走了
So
we
can't
really
trust
our
senses
can
we
所以我们并不能完全信任我们的感官 对吗
We
can
validate
them
by
comparing
them
with
other
observers
我们可以通过与其他观察者比较来确认真实性
Mm
but
that
would
mean
那就意味着
we
have
to
hear
what
they
say
我们需要听他们说了什么
which
requires
trusting
our
senses
这一步还是需要 信任我们的感官
Do
you
see
a
problem
with
your
argument
Mr
Cooper
你发现你论点中的漏洞了吗 库珀先生
I
could
concentrate
better
if
you
weren't
flashing
your
toes
at
me
如果你没有把脚趾对着我 我注意力能更集中
Billy's
a
sweet
kid
比利这孩子很乖
But
these
middle
schoolers
are
gonna
eat
him
alive
可是中学生一定会生吞了他
You
don't
know
that
Maybe
they'll
be
nice
也不一定吧 说不定他们人很好
Boy
if
we
were
in
middle
school
right
now
我的天 如果我们现在在中学
I'd
have
your
head
in
a
toilet
so
fast
你的头早就瞬间被我按进马桶里冲了
If
you
want
I
can
ask
Missy
to
hang
out
with
him
如果你肯的话 我可以让米希跟他多玩玩
make
sure
things
go
okay
确保他不会发生什么事
Absolutely
not
Why
-绝对不行 -为什么
That
girl
is
cute
and
sassy
那女孩甜美可人又有伶牙俐齿
and
has
a
real
chance
at
being
popular
很大概率会非常受欢迎
Do
not
take
that
from
her
Or
me
不要从她那里夺走这种可能 或者我这里
Popularity
isn't
that
important
受欢迎没有那么重要
It
is
the
most
important
这是最重要的
Look
at
us
I'm
miserable
瞧瞧我们俩 我一团糟
You're
always
worried
about
something
你永远在担心这担心那
I'd
like
one
girl
around
here
to
win
我希望这里有一个女孩可以成为赢家
I'm
not
always
worried
我才没有整天担心东担心西
It's
Sheldon's
first
day
of
college
今天可是谢尔顿上大学第一天
and
you're
not
freaking
out
你敢说你没有崩溃
It's
on
my
mind
我脑海里在崩溃
But
he's
been
looking
forward
to
this
for
a
long
time
但他一直以来都很期待去上大学
I'm
sure
he's
having
a
wonderful
day
他一定正享受美好的一天
She
displayed
complete
contempt
for
science
她展现出对科学完全的蔑视
She
claimed
that
knowledge
was
a
myth
她声称知识只是一种玄学
and
then
she
told
the
class
they
could
take
their
shoes
off
然后她还跟其他人说上课可以脱鞋
Some
of
them
did
有些人真的脱了
Luckily
we've
established
you're
a
mature
young
man
幸运的是我们知道你是一个成熟的年轻人
capable
of
figuring
this
out
on
his
own
你能够独自解决事情
so
go
get
'em
sport
去拿下他们吧 兄弟
But
as
a
man
of
science
但是你作为科学代言人
aren't
you
offended
by
this
难道这件事没冒犯到你吗
Sheldon
this
is
a
college
campus
谢尔顿 这里是大学校园
You
come
across
all
sorts
你会遇到多种多样的事
Anarchists
communists
vegans
无政府主义者 共产主义者 素食主义者
There's
a
fella
in
the
religion
department
that
还有一个宗教学部门的家伙
believes
God
is
two
women
认为上帝是两个女人
and
their
names
are
Wendy
and
Claire
她们分别叫温蒂和克莱尔
But
to
say
nobody
actually
knows
anything
但是她说没有人真的知道任何事
how
could
she
know
that
那她怎么知道这一点的
It's
a
contradiction
这就是悖论啊
How
about
I
blow
some
bubbles
out
of
a
bear's
head
不如我从熊头上吹一些泡泡出来
and
we
call
it
a
day
我们就谈到这里吧
I
don't
know
how
I'm
going
to
last
all
semester
我不知道跟这种随便的嬉皮士
with
this
freewheeling
hippy
怎么坚持一整个学期
Sheldon
I
don't
know
what
to
tell
you
谢尔顿 我不知道该跟你说什么
If
you're
that
unhappy
just
drop
the
class
如果你那么不开心 直接退掉那门课
Of
course
Drop
the
class
妙计啊 直接退出
This
is
college
I
can
do
that
这里可是大学 我可以那么做
There
you
go
Thank
you
-这就对了 -谢谢你
You're
welcome
From
now
on
-不客气 -从现在开始
I'm
coming
to
you
with
all
my
problems
我一有问题就会来找你的
"The
statement
on
the
other
side
of
this
sign
is
true
"
"这牌子背面的论述为真"
Professor
Ericson
埃里克森教授
Come
in
进来吧
Mr
Cooper
welcome
How
can
I
help
you
库珀先生 欢迎 我有什么可以帮你的
I
would
like
to
drop
your
class
我想退掉您的课
Oh
I'm
sorry
to
hear
that
我很遗憾听到这个消息
I
enjoyed
our
discussion
about
skepticism
我还很喜欢我们关于怀疑论的讨论呢
And
butterflies
还有蝴蝶的讨论
I'm
a
scientist
and
I
don't
find
我是一个科学家 我并不觉得
those
types
of
questions
worth
my
time
这种类型的问题值得我花时间
And
butterflies
are
just
worms
that
can
chase
you
而且蝴蝶只是可以追着你跑的蠕虫
The
questions
of
philosophy
关于哲学的问题
are
extremely
challenging
是非常具有挑战性的
People
have
spent
2
000
plus
years
人们花了两千多年
trying
to
solve
them
without
success
试图解决哲学问题 失败了
So
if
you
feel
like
giving
up
I
don't
blame
you
所以如果你想放弃 我不会怪你的
I'm
not
giving
up
我不会放弃的
I'm
saying
they're
not
important
我的意思是它们没那么重要
Okay
so
what
is
important
好吧 那什么是重要的
The
acquisition
of
factual
knowledge
获取真实的知识很重要
And
how
do
you
know
if
something
is
factual
那你怎么知道有些东西是真实的
You
test
it
and
see
if
it
holds
true
你做测试看能不能成立
And
how
do
you
know
that
that's
factual
那你怎么知道那又是真实的
You're
doing
it
again
你又来了
Maybe
you're
dreaming
I'm
doing
it
或许我是在你的梦境里这么做
How
was
your
first
day
第一天过得怎么样
Infuriating
令人愤怒
How
was
your
first
day
第一天过得怎么样
So
good
太棒了
How
was
your
first
day
第一天过得怎么样
And
then
she
said
"Maybe
you're
just
dreaming
"
然后她说"或许你只是在做梦"
Are
you
gonna
drop
the
class
Yes
-你要退掉那门课吗 -是的
but
only
after
I
systematically
destroy
但是只有在我当着所有人的面
her
half
baked
arguments
in
front
of
everybody
else
系统性摧毁她草率的论点之后再退
It's
good
to
have
goals
拥有目标真的很不错
And
at
lunch
an
eighth
grade
boy
said
中饭的时候 一个八年级男生说
and
I
quote
"I
like
Funyuns
too
"
我原话引用 "我也喜欢葱乐圈"
Wow
I
know
-很赞嘛 -我知道
I
stopped
at
the
library
today
and
picked
up
然后我去图书馆借书
books
on
epistemology
Descartes's
dream
argument
借了认知论方面的书 还有笛卡尔关于梦的理论
and
the
foundations
of
scientific
logic
以及科学逻辑的基础
Do
you
know
what
she's
going
to
do
你知道她会怎么反应吗
Rue
the
day
十分懊悔这一天吗
The
day
the
night
If
it's
rue
able
白天 黑夜 只要能懊悔
she's
going
to
rue
it
她一定十分懊悔
And
in
math
class
I
sit
right
between
数学课上 我坐在
Heather
M
And
Heather
B
海瑟一号和海瑟二号中间
It's
nice
you're
with
your
friends
真不错 你以前的朋友们都还在身旁
It's
more
than
nice
All
notes
go
through
me
比不错还要好 所有小纸条都得从我手中传过
That's
power
这才是权力象征
She's
my
cherry
pie
她是我的樱桃派
Cool
drink
of
water
such
a
sweet
surprise
冰冰的冷饮 犹如甜蜜的惊喜
Tastes
so
good
make
a
grown
man
cry
味道太棒 成熟男性也要哭泣
Sweet
cherry
pie
yeah
甜蜜樱桃派
The
good
name
of
Lady
Science
科学夫人的神圣之名
看见吗
主题曲歌词
had
been
besmirched
已经被玷污了
and
it
was
up
to
me
to
defend
her
honor
应该由我来守护她的荣誉
I
had
a
lot
of
ground
to
cover
in
one
night
今晚我有许多知识要学习
Thankfully
11
years
of
my
family's
incessant
yammering
幸好 十一年来我家里无休止的唠叨
had
given
me
an
extraordinary
ability
to
focus
赋予了我强大的专注力
But
I
want
to
watch
Fresh
Prince
但是我想看《新鲜王子妙事多》
Too
bad
The
game
is
on
太遗憾了 比赛已经开始了
There's
always
a
game
on
Dad
永远都有比赛正开局 老爸你说呢
Sorry
kid
it's
the
Cowboys
抱歉 孩子 这可是牛仔队的比赛
But
it's
the
season
premiere
但今晚是新季首播集
Fresh
Prince's
family
gets
tickets
新鲜王子一家人会拿到
to
the
People's
Choice
Awards
人民选择奖的门票
I'm
not
missing
it
我绝对不能错过啊
"Present
investigations
aim
to
establish
a
constructional
system
"当前调查的目的是建立一个结构系统
That
is
an
epistemic
logical
system
of
objects
"
也就是物体的认知 逻辑系统..."
My
show's
only
30
minutes
我的剧只有30分钟
Yours
is
three
hours
你的球赛有三小时耶
But
yours
don't
have
them
cheerleaders
但你的节目里没有
jumping
up
and
down
Mom
-上蹦下跳的啦啦队美女啊 -妈妈
What
if
we
don't
turn
the
TV
on
at
all
and
we
play
a
board
game
要不我们不开电视 改成玩桌游好不好
Come
on
Seriously
-不是吧 -搞笑吗
"So
that
a
genealogy
of
concept
results
"所以在一系列树状概念结果中
in
which
each
one
has
its
definite
place
"
每个都有其一定地位"
Shelly
it's
your
turn
谢利 到你了
Shelly
谢利
What's
happening
怎么了
We're
playing
a
board
game
我们在玩桌游
Before
dinner
在晚饭前玩吗
You
ate
dinner
你已经吃过晚饭了
Did
I
like
it
我喜欢吗
You
said
the
meat
loaf
was
dry
你说肉饼有点干
That
sounds
right
听起来像我的口气
Hi
Brenda
I
just
wanted
to
see
how
today
went
-你好 布兰达 -我就想问问今天情况如何
Not
great
不太好
Sheldon
is
already
in
some
sort
of
fight
谢尔顿已经和他的哲学教授
with
his
philosophy
professor
吵架了
About
what
Currently
he's
plotting
-吵什么 -目前他在暗中计划
"The
destruction
of
her
worldview
"
"摧毁她的世界观"
whatever
that
means
Sounds
exciting
-不管那是什么意思 -听起来很刺激呢
It's
mostly
him
reading
a
book
and
giggling
to
himself
基本上就是他在看一本书 还有傻笑
How
about
Billy
比利呢
Not
much
better
好不了多少
In
Spanish
class
上西语课时
every
time
the
teacher
said
"Si
"
Billy
said
"See
what
"
老师每次说"是" 比利就问"看见什么"
Oh
Billy
比利啊
I
know
but
if
I
don't
laugh
about
it
I'll
cry
我知道 但如果我不苦中作乐就会哭出来
I'm
sorry
我很遗憾
How
did
Missy
do
米希今天怎么样
I
think
Missy
had
the
best
day
of
her
life
米希可能这辈子都没这么开心过
Oh
thank
God
Tell
me
everything
谢天谢地 快一五一十告诉我
Well
in
one
class
she
sits
between
her
friends
有一节课她坐在她朋友们中间
so
the
note
passing
goes
through
her
所以每次传小纸条都会经过她
She's
gonna
get
the
dirt
firsthand
That's
huge
她能得到第一手的八卦 太关键了
And
then
an
eighth
grade
boy
talked
to
her
at
lunch
然后吃午饭时一个八年级男生跟她搭讪了
On
the
first
day
Uh
huh
第一天就有这种艳遇
She's
gonna
be
prom
queen
I'm
calling
it
她会成为毕业舞会王后的 我在此预言
That's
fun
那挺爽的
but
let's
not
get
ahead
of
ourselves
但我们别高兴得太早
Mary
it'll
be
a
miracle
玛丽 要是我家比利
if
Billy
even
makes
it
to
high
school
能考上高中都是奇迹了
Don't
take
this
away
from
me
别夺走我这份乐趣
Missy
is
gonna
look
so
cute
in
that
tiara
米希戴上舞会后冠肯定会超可爱
Yes
she
is
是啊
That's
the
Fresh
Prince
那个就是新鲜王子
He's
from
West
Philadelphia
他来自西费城
Born
and
raised
土生土长
It
was
past
my
bedtime
我上床时间早就过了
but
who
could
sleep
with
a
page
turner
但手捧勒内·笛卡尔引人入胜的
like
Meditations
on
First
Philosophy
by
Rene
Descartes
《第一哲学沉思集》 谁能睡得着啊
Descartes
was
more
than
just
a
philosopher
笛卡尔的身份远不止哲学家
He
was
also
the
mathematician
他还是名数学家
who
invented
the
Cartesian
plane
他发明了笛卡尔平面
If
you've
ever
enjoyed
that
X²
plus
Y²
equals
K
is
a
circle
如果你也喜欢过X²+Y²=K是个圆
you
can
say
merci
beaucoup
to
Monsieur
Descartes
你可以用法语去对笛卡尔先生说"感激不尽"
Hello
你好
Bonjour
Sheldon
你好 谢尔顿
Bonjour
Rene
Descartes
你好 勒内·笛卡尔
Please
sit
请坐
I
see
you're
reading
a
book
on
philosophy
by
Aristotle
你在读亚里士多德著的哲学书
I
am
And
it
is
garbage
没错 简直是垃圾
Aristotle
is
how
you
say
a
punk
亚里士多德用俗语说 就是个二流子
I'm
also
having
trouble
with
my
philosophy
professor
我也和我的哲学教授有分歧
She
says
that
we
don't
know
if
science
is
true
她说我们不能确定科学的真实性
Mon
dieu
老天鹅
Without
science
we
know
nothing
没有科学 我们一无所知
No
different
than
the
dogs
and
kitties
in
the
street
和街上那些在无知的迷雾中游荡的
wandering
around
in
a
fog
of
ignorance
猫猫狗狗没两样
with
the
woofings
and
the
meowings
只会喵喵叫和汪汪吠
So
how
do
I
get
her
to
understand
that
science
那我怎样才能让她明白
can
form
true
beliefs
about
reality
as
it
really
is
科学真能形成对现实的忠实信仰
Ah
young
man
年轻人
You
are
asking
what
is
the
foundation
of
knowledge
huh
你是想问是知识的基础是什么 对吧
Yes
Well
hold
on
to
your
chapeau
-对 -那扶稳你的帽子
I'm
not
wearing
a
chapeau
我没戴帽子啊
It
is
just
an
expression
只是种比喻说法啦
Sorry
抱歉
All
knowledge
must
rest
on
a
foundation
所有知识必须建立在
that
we
can
never
doubt
and
that
is
我们绝不能怀疑的基础上 那就是...
Of
course
当然了
So
we
learned
that
the
theory
of
knowledge
我们学到了知识论
poses
some
very
serious
problems
会引起一些严重问题
Excuse
me
Professor
Ericson
打扰了 埃里克森教授
I've
done
a
little
reading
since
last
we
spoke
我们上次聊过后 我读了些书
and
I'm
prepared
to
show
you
that
我准备好向你证明
everything
we
know
about
science
is
true
我们对科学的一切认知都是真的
Well
I
am
all
ears
我洗耳恭听
You
said
I
couldn't
truly
know
anything
你说过我不可能真切知道什么
but
there
is
one
thing
that
I
do
know
但有件事是我无比确定的
If
I
question
I
must
think
如果我质疑 我就必须思考
if
I
think
I
must
exist
如果我思考 我就必须存在
Cogito
ergo
sum
I
think
therefore
I
am
我思考所以我存在 简言之我思故我在
You're
right
你说得对
You're
darn
right
I'm
right
小爷当然是对的
Guys
g
give
it
up
for
Sheldon
各位 为谢尔顿欢呼吧
Now
for
a
job
well
done
为了奖励你的出色表现
here
is
a
flower
full
of
sweet
nectar
送你一朵盛满花蜜的花
Why
would
I
want
that
我为什么会想要这玩意
Because
you're
a
butterfly
and
this
is
just
your
dream
因为你是只花蝴蝶 这只是你的梦
I'm
not
a
butterfly
我才不是花蝴蝶
Are
you
sure
你确定
It
was
a
dream
原来是梦
Oh
no
糟了
Help
救命啊
I'm
a
butterfly
我是只花蝴蝶
Nothing
I
know
is
real
Everything
is
a
dream
我的所有认知都是错的 一切都只是个梦
Missy
help
米希 救我
No
不
Missy
米希
am
I
awake
or
is
this
a
dream
我这是醒了 还是还在做梦
Shut
up
dingus
闭嘴 傻子
Okay
I'm
awake
好 确定我醒了
Shelly
you
feeling
alright
谢利 你没事吧
未完待续...
Yes
没事
How
come
you're
not
dressed
你怎么还没换衣服
Why
should
I
何必呢
Cuz
you'll
be
late
for
school
因为你上学要迟到了
I'm
not
going
to
school
我不去学校
Why
not
为什么
Because
I
don't
know
what's
real
因为我不知道什么才是真的
What
does
that
mean
这话是什么意思
Dreaming
and
waking
Life
and
death
做梦和清醒 生与死
Philosophers
and
butterflies
They're
all
the
same
哲学家和蝴蝶 都一样
Nothing
matters
什么都不重要了
That's
an
interesting
way
of
looking
at
things
你这看待事物的角度还挺有趣的
George
乔治