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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Garden's looking nice

花园看起来很不错

Well not to commit the sin of pride but I know

我不想犯傲慢罪但我知道啊

How did you come out of me

我怎么会生出你这样的女儿

So good news

我有个好消息

John's coming home on Friday

约翰这周五要回来啦

That's wonderful

那太好啦

It is

是啊

You must be thrilled

那你肯定很激动吧

Oh I am

是啊

Mm Little nervous

会有点小紧张吗

No No

没没有

才没有呢

Be understandable if you were

你紧张我也是可以理解的啊

The man has been in a mental institution

他毕竟住进了精神病院一段时间

All I know is he sounded like himself on the phone

我感觉电话中他已经回归原样了

and the doctors say he's good to go

医生也说他可以康复出院了

Well that's great

那很好啊

It is I'm excited

是啊我可欣喜若狂了

Well good

那就好

Very excited

非常欣喜若狂

Okay

好啦

I'm gonna get another beer

我再去开瓶啤酒

'Cause you're so excited

因为你很欣喜若狂吗

You know it

你懂的

We need to have a talk

我们需要来谈谈

Georgie get in here

小乔治你过来

Are we in trouble

我们做错事了吗

No one's in trouble

没人做错事

What's going on Have a seat

-怎么了 -过来坐下

You're also getting talked to

你也得坐下来听我说

Sit

给老娘坐下

Okay

好啦

Dr Sturgis will be joining us for dinner

斯特吉斯博士今晚会来共进晚餐

Hot darn

哎哟妈呀

That guy's back

他回来啦

I thought he was in the nut house

他不是在疯人院里吗

We do not call it that

不可以这么称呼那里

That's what Dad calls it

老爸就是这么叫的啊

And that's why I made him sit

这就是为什么我也让他坐下听讲了

We need to make sure that Dr Sturgis feels comfortable

我们得让斯特吉斯博士感到自在

And how are we supposed to do that

那我们应该怎么做到那样呢

For starters do not bring up his time in the hospital

首先不要提起他住院的事情

What if he brings it up

那如果他主动提起呢

You let the grown ups handle that

你就等大人处理

In this scenario am I one of the grown ups

在这情境中我是大人组里的吗

不是

Great You also will not

-太好了 -你们同样也不可以

stare at him during dinner

在晚饭席间盯着人家看

Can I look at him at all

我是完全不可以看他吗

Yes

你可以看他

How long can I look at him before it's considered staring

那我看他多久会被当做是盯着他看

When I'm trying not to stare at girls

当我在试着不要盯着女生看的时候

my rule is "two Mississippi"

我的规矩就是"数两声"

I taught him that

这招是我教他的

Just be on your best behavior

请你们要做最好的表现

And if you're not sure if you should say something

如果你不确定有些话该不该说

do not say it

那你就别说

What Hey it works

-干嘛啦 -真的是这样呢

When I hit three Mississippis she noticed

当我数到第三声她就意识到了

See

你看吧

Told you

就说吧

Meemaw and Dr Sturgis are out front

姥姥跟斯特吉斯博士在外面了

They're walking up the path

来到小路了

They see me

他们看到我了

I'm waving

我在招手

They waved back

他们也朝我招手了

They're close to the door

他们走近门口了

Even closer

更接近了

Almost there

就要到了

Door

门...

bell

铃响了

Remember everything we talked about

别忘了我提醒过你们的事

Welcome

欢迎欢迎

Look who I brought

看看我带谁来啦

Hello

你们好啊

Come in come in

请进请进

It's so good to see you

见到你真是太高兴了

I don't normally do this but

我很少这么做但...

put her there

来握个爪吧

No mitten

不戴手套

I'm honored

太荣幸了

It's just so wonderful to see you all again

再次见到你们真是太高兴了

We've been looking forward to it

我们也期待很久了

We sure have

绝对是的

One Mississippi

一声

two Mississippi

两声

Uh why are you counting

你为什么要数呢

You know Shelly He loves his numbers

你也知道谢利他就爱数字

Let's say grace

来祷告吧

Bless us Lord for the food we are about to receive

感谢主为我们提供面前的食物

and bless the hands that prepared it Amen

也保佑准备这餐点的人阿门

Amen Dig in

-阿门 -开动吧

Oh I am so excited to have a home cooked meal

我太期待吃家里做的家常菜了

The food in the hospital was bland arino

医院里的食物真是淡出鸟了

Uh be sure to save room for dessert

记得留点肚子吃饭后甜点

I made banana pudding

我做了香蕉布丁

George tell him how good my banana pudding is

乔治跟他说说香蕉布丁有多好吃

Good pudding

上好的布丁

Lot of bananas

加了很多香蕉

Well now pardon me if I'm wrong but

听我说如果是我误会那很抱歉

I would totally understand if any of you felt uncomfortable

但如果你们对我来感到不自在我十分能理解

about me being here after my time in the hospital

毕竟我是个刚刚才从医院出院的人

Oh no we're very comfortable

没这回事我们感觉很轻松

Very comfortable

完全不会不自在啦

Well just in case I want you all to know

我以防万一一下如果你们有任何

I'm perfectly happy to answer any questions that you might have

想问我的问题我十分乐意回答

You sure you want to do that

你确定吗

Of course

当然啦

The best way to destigmatize something

要消除偏见与误会最好的方法

is to talk about it

就是大方谈论它

May I

我可以提问吗

Um go ahead

那你问吧

Why wasn't I allowed to visit you

为什么我不被允许去探视你

Some of the other patients there

医院里的其他一些病人

were very unwell

状况十分不好

and I didn't want you to be disturbed by their behavior

我不想你因为他们的行为而受到惊吓

I got one

我也有一题

Here we go

要来了

Did they lock you up in a room

他们有把你锁在病房里吗

I wasn't able to leave the hospital without being discharged

我只是不能在经过允许前离开病院

but I was free to walk the grounds

但我在医院里是可以随意走动的

How did you know when you were all better

那你是怎么知道你康复了

Well it's not like a cold

跟得了感冒不太一样

where you have it and then you don't

你得了感冒之后好了就没了

But I've learned skills that uh

而是我学习到了方法

help me to manage my mental health

来帮助自己保持心理健康

Well that went over my head

真是理解不能啊

I got another one

我还有一题

In The Shining Jack Nicholson goes nuts

在电影《闪灵》里杰克·尼科尔森发疯

and chases people around with an axe

拿着一把斧子追着人...

One question each Dang it

-一人只准问一题 -靠

Should've started with that one

我应该先问这题的

How 'bout a little nightcap

来喝一杯睡前酒吧

Oh I don't think so

不了不了

Got to ride the old bike home

我还得骑车回家呢

I thought you were staying the night

我还以为你今晚在这过呢

I wasn't planning on it

我没有这个打算

Okay

好吧

Now that we're talking about this um

刚好说到这个话题上

we've never really discussed the status of our relationship

我们还没有好好再谈过我们感情的状况

Don't you worry

不用担心

As far as I'm concerned we just

就我个人认为我们就...

pick up right where we left off

恢复你入院前的状态就行了

That means a lot

这话对我意义重大

But um

但是呢...

I think it's for the best if we don't

我觉得我们最好还是别继续了

What I hope we can still be friends

-什么 -我希望我们还能当朋友

But um I don't think

但是我觉得...

we should be in a romantic relationship anymore

我们不应该再继续谈恋爱了

Are you crazy

你疯了吗

I mean poor choice of words but

我知道用这词有点歧义但是

are you crazy

你丫疯啦

Do you I Do you mean you you really

你... 你是说你... 真的

don't want to see me anymore

不想再跟我谈下去了吗

Don't I get a say in that

这件事我没有决定权吗

没有

Really I I kind of think I do

是吗我觉得我也有的吧

Connie if I'm single and have another episode

康妮如果我单身时又发病了

it only hurts me

那就只是我自己的问题

If we're together that hurts you

但如果我们在一起那就会伤害到你

and I can't do that again

而我不想再次伤到你了

I have been waiting for you this whole time

这段期间我可是都对你不离不弃

Just more proof that you're a wonderful woman

更证明了你是一个好女人

and you deserve someone you can count on

你应该跟一个你能托付的男人在一起

How about Ira from the furniture store

家具店的艾拉怎么样

He's a catch

他很不错啊

Now you're gonna play matchmaker for me

你现在还要来帮我牵红线了吗

I suppose I am

大概是吧

You realize I could call him right now

你知道我现在可以打给他的吧

I think you should

我觉得你应该打啊

You better mean it 'cause I'll do it

那你最好是真心的因为我可真会打

No time like the present

此时不打更待何时

I'm doing it

我要打了

I'm dialing

我拨号啦

Great

很好

It's ringing

电话响啦

Tell him I said hi

帮我跟他打个招呼

Rosenbloom's Fine Furniture Ira speaking

洛圣朋高级家具店我是艾拉

Hello Ira

你好啊艾拉

It's Connie Tucker

小女子康妮·塔克

Connie Oh my gosh

康妮我的天啊

How are you

你好吗

He wants to know how I am

人家想知道我好不好呢

Tell him

回答他啊

I'll call you back

我之后再打给你

Can you believe it

你敢相信吗

It sounds like he has your best interests at heart

感觉他是为了你好才这样

Men don't break up with me

这世上没有男人可以甩了我

I do the breaking up

只有老娘甩人

Well I think it's nice that you can still experience new things

到了你这岁数居然还能够体验到新鲜事物

at your age

这样很棒啊

Keep it up and you won't get to my age

你再逼逼你就活不到我这岁数

So are you gonna go out with Ira

那你要跟艾拉去约会吗

Well I don't know why not

有何不可呢

Is that really what you want

但这真的是你想要的吗

Well I'm sure as hell not gonna sit home by myself

我肯定不想自己坐在家里

while I try and figure it out

想清楚那关系到底怎么办

Doesn't sound like you're being nice to Ira

感觉这样对艾拉不太地道啊

She's not nice Been saying it for years

她这人本来就不地道我都说了好多年了

Mom

妈

will Dr Sturgis be coming over again

斯特吉斯博士还会再来吗

I don't know He should

-不知道呢 -他应该再来

We had so much fun talking about the mental hospital

我们昨晚谈精神病院谈得很开心

we barely got to talk about science

都还没机会聊到科学呢

Well I don't know what his plans are

我不知道他有什么安排

Is Meemaw coming for dinner tonight

那姥姥今晚会来吃饭吗

No She is busy

不会她有事要忙

With Dr Sturgis Maybe I can join them

跟斯特吉斯博士吗那或许我能一起去啊

All my fun facts make me a welcome addition

我的各种有趣小知识储备

to any dinner date

能为各种晚餐约会增色不少

She's not gonna be with Dr Sturgis sweetie

宝贝她不会跟斯特吉斯博士在一起

Then I don't understand why I can't invite him over

那我不懂我们为什么不能邀请他来

Your meemaw and Dr Sturgis are

你姥姥跟斯特吉斯博士...

figuring out how their relationship is gonna work

在他出院后开始在探讨

now that he's back

他们的感情将何去何从

Why does their relationship need to be any different

他们的感情为什么会要有变化呢

It's complicated

很复杂啦

So we can't have him over

所以我们不能邀请他来了

Sorry It's just not a good idea right now

抱歉啊只是现在真的不太合适

This isn't fair

这太不公平了吧

I find the one person in Texas who understands me

我找到了全德州唯一能理解我的那个人

and now I'm not allowed to see him

而现在却不准跟他见面了

Hello

你好啊

Come in So uh Connie is uh

-请进 -所以康妮...

okay with my being here

不介意我来吧

Don't worry about it or you know mention it

不用担心也不用再提起

Well here's a pineapple

来送你们一颗凤梨

It's a symbol of hospitality dating back to the 1700s

18世纪的时候它代表着款待

Thank you How

谢谢你真是太...

tropical

热带风情了

Dr Sturgis hello

斯特吉斯博士欢迎你来

你好啊

Ooh Did you know the pineapple is a symbol of hospitality

你知道凤梨是款待的象征吗

As a matter of fact I did

我还真的知道

You're welcome

不用谢哦

I got to tell you

我得老实说

this is an unexpected surprise

这真是意外惊喜

Here's to surprises

敬惊喜

'Cause last I heard

因为据我所知

you and John were still going out

你和约翰仍在约会

Well now I'm not and I'm here with you

但我现在没有啊我跟你在这里

so let's not talk about him

所以我们就别提起他了

Ooh Sounds like this breakup is a little fresh

听起来你们才分手不久啊

Yeah it was pretty recent

没错是最近才分的

What like a week Month

大概一周前吗一个月前

Literally as I was calling you

就在我打给你之前

Well I'm glad that I was the first person that came to mind

我很开心你第一个就想起我

Actually you were his idea

其实是他提议我找你的

Still glad

还是很开心啦

Really This again

不是吧又来

Just sit

乖乖坐下

Where's Meemaw

姥姥人呢

Not here tonight

她今晚不在

Why As I understand it

-为什么 -据我了解

now that Dr Sturgis is back from the hospital

现在斯特吉斯博士从医院回来了

he and Meemaw are figuring out

他和姥姥要想清楚

how their relationship is going to work

该如何继续他们的恋爱关系

What does that mean

这是什么意思

Sounds like she dumped him

听起来她甩了他

Actually he's the one Sheldon didn't you want

-其实是他... -谢尔顿你不是

to talk about science stuff Yes

-想聊科学的话题吗 -是的

Good Do that right now

很好现在赶紧聊

Well I realize being here after ending

我知道和康妮分手后

my romantic relationship with Connie is unusual

仍然来你们家是挺不寻常的

So as before

所以跟以前一样

I'm perfectly happy to answer any questions that you might have

我很乐意为你们解答任何问题

I have a question

我有个问题

Can I eat in front of the TV

我能坐到电视机前面吃吗

Sure

可以

Let's get back to The Shining

我们继续聊《闪灵》吧

When them elevator doors open oh man

当电梯门打开时妈呀吓死人

Let me get this straight

我来理清楚

Your boyfriend comes home from the mental hospital

你男朋友从精神病院回来后

he dumps you

就甩了你

and he suggests that you go out with me

然后建议你和我出来约会吗

Yeah Sounds like a spite date

-没错 -听起来是赌气约会啊

Well gosh when you say it like that doesn't sound great

你这么解读的话听起来就不好了嘛

No No no I'm fine with it I just

不不不我不介意我只是...

I want to make sure I got everything right

想确保我弄清楚来龙去脉了

Hospital dumped spite

医院甩我赌气

You got it

你都知道了

All right I hear the creamed spinach is terrific

好我听说这里的奶油菠菜做得很棒

How do relationships work for old people

老人的恋爱是怎么谈的

When you were young you didn't think old women looked hot

人年轻的时候并不觉得老女人性感

But now that you're old do you

但你现在老了就觉得她们性感了吗

Well that's a very interesting question

这个问题很有意思

Can I speak to you in the kitchen

我能跟你到厨房聊聊吗

I want to hear the answer I've always found

-我想听他的答案 -我一直都觉得

your grandmother to be very hot stuff

你姥姥非常火辣性感

All right let's go

听完了走吧

But you can see her wrinkles right

但你能看见她满脸的皱纹吧

Why don't you take John to a bar or something

不如你带约翰去酒吧之类的地方吧

Why 'Cause the children don't need to hear

-为什么 -因为孩子们不需要听到

about how attractive he finds their grandmother

他觉得他们姥姥有多迷人

Why don't you take him out

你干嘛不带他出去呢

Fine You make sure the kids take baths and get to bed

行那你督促孩子们洗澡和准时上床睡觉

Oh and Sheldon needs his fingernails trimmed

对了谢尔顿的指甲也该剪了

Hey John what do you say you and I go grab a beer

约翰我们俩出去喝杯啤酒怎么样啊

But we haven't cut open the pineapple yet

但我们还没开菠萝呢

You boys go ahead

你们去吧

We'll eat the pineapple another time

我们下次再吃菠萝好了

But we haven't had a chance to talk about science

但我们还没机会聊科学呢

Ooh can Sheldon come

谢尔顿能一起去吗

Can I No

-我能去吗 -不行

So enough about me

别再说我的事了

What's been going on in your life Oh boy Well

-你最近的生活怎么样 -老天

after you and I broke up

我俩分手之后

I took the opportunity to work on myself

我就借此机会多运动运动

Started playing tennis again

我又开始打网球了

Uh I I bought a telescope which is pretty cool

我买了一架望远镜可酷了

because you you got to see the Moon all big and things

因为能看到放大的月亮什么的

And uh I I tried Vietnamese food for the first time

我还首次尝试了越南菜

which did not go well

但结果不太好

Oh very spicy

辣死我了

You wouldn't believe the heartburn

你都不知道我胃烧得多慌

Not enough Tums in the world

多少的胃药都不够吃

This is wonderful

来这真是太棒了

Did you know the term "Dive bar" originated

你知道吗一开始叫"廉价[潜入]酒吧"

because many establishments were below street level

是因为当时很多店面都比路面低

and patrons had to essentially dive down to enter them

顾客必须往地下走才能进入

Didn't know that

我以前不知道

Well now you do

现在你知道啦

Hey George

乔治

Who's your friend Hey Nate

-介绍一下你朋友吧 -内特

This is John Sturgis

这位是约翰·斯特吉斯

He's a scientist

他是名科学家

Pleased to make your acquaintance Nate

认识你很高兴内特

What can I get you

你们想喝点什么

Um do you have sarsaparilla

你们这有沙士吗

Two beers We'll take two beers

两杯啤酒我们就来两杯啤酒

I must admit after the breakup

我必须承认他们分手后

I was worried but now that Dr Sturgis and Dad are friends

我一度很担心但现在斯特吉斯博士和爸爸是朋友了

we'll be seeing even more of him

我们以后就能更常见到他

How do we see less of him

有什么办法能少见他一点

That is not nice

这样很没礼貌

Sorry but I'm on Meemaw's side

对不起但我站在姥姥那边

She got me a two piece bathing suit

她给我买了两截式泳衣

I didn't realize we were expected to take sides

我都不知道我们要选边站

No one needs to take sides

没人需要选边站

When Heather M 's parents got divorced

海瑟·M的爸妈离婚后

she said it was like picking sides

她说那就像选边站一样

but you get twice the presents

不过能获得双倍的礼物

This isn't a divorce

他们又不是离婚了

And I'm sure Meemaw and Dr Sturgis will still be friends

姥姥和斯特吉斯博士一定会继续当朋友的

Heather M 's parents aren't friends

海瑟·M的爸妈就决裂不是朋友了

But now she's got Barbie's DreamHouse

但她现在既有芭比的梦想小屋

and the pink Corvette

也有粉色遥控车呢

You heard me

你听见我的暗示了

Oh thank you

谢谢

That looks amazing I love ice cream

看起来很美味我喜欢冰淇淋

Did you know

你知道吗

that they used to use the anal glands of beavers

他们以前常使用海狸的肛门腺体

to make it taste like vanilla

模拟出香草的味道

No Where'd you hear that

不可能你从哪听说的

I understand it's difficult to uh milk the little sacs

不过我知道要从它们囊中挤出汁来很不容易

It's just something I picked up along the way

就是在别的地方听说的啦

You okay

你还好吗

Yeah

很好

Let's eat pie

我们来吃派吧

And maybe not the ice cream

还是别吃冰淇淋好了

Can you believe Connie was my first girlfriend

你能相信康妮是我第一个女朋友吗

Really

真的吗

And probably my last

很可能也是最后一个

Come on don't talk like that

别说丧气话嘛

No it's true

不是真的

She may not realize it

她也许还不明白

but this is all for the best

但这决定对大家都好

I'm damaged goods

我是残次品

No you're not

你当然不是了

It had just been so long since I'd had an episode

之前我已经很久没发过病了

I thought I was okay

我还以为自己没事了

But clearly I'm not

但显然我有事

and uh who knows if it'll happen again

谁知道什么时候还会再发病

And uh I just can't take the risk

我不能冒险

of putting Connie through that

让康妮再经历一次

Hey she's got problems too

她也有她的毛病啊

I've seen her take a wine cooler out of the trash and finish it

我见过她从垃圾堆里捡起瓶果酒然后干了

I'm not joking Well

-我没开玩笑 -好吧

thank you for listening

谢谢你听我吐苦水

My pleasure

乐意至极

And if you want to talk about your relationship with Mary

如果你想聊你和玛丽的婚姻

I'm all ears

我随时奉陪

Intimacy issues communication difficulties

关系疏远沟通有困难

problems in the bedroom

在床上不和谐...

Hey Pool table's open

瞧台球桌开了

Ah Wonderful

太棒啦

But if you did get a divorce

但如果你们真的离婚了

how many American Girl dolls could I get

我能得到多少个美国女孩娃娃呢

Your father and I aren't getting a divorce

我和你爸没要离婚

But more than one right

但要是离了就不止一个对吧

Are there any questions that aren't about divorce

你有跟离婚无关的问题要问吗

Nope Sheldon

没有谢尔顿

Is it difficult to see your mother

看着你妈跟不是你爸的人约会

go out with men who aren't your father

是不是很难接受

That's a big one

这个问题很严肃啊

I suppose it took some getting used to

我的确花了一点时间才接受

but she's a grown up

但她是成年人了

and even though Pop Pop passed away

虽然姥爷去世了

she deserves to be happy

但她仍该拥有幸福

Just so you know

告诉你一声

I'd be happy with one American Girl doll

我只要有一个美国女孩娃娃就满足了

And we're done

我们聊完了

Thank you so much Ira

非常感谢你艾拉

I really needed this

我真的很需要有人陪我

You're welcome

不客气

We should do it again

我们应该再约出来

What's your Friday night look like

你周五晚上有什么安排

Oh no Friday's no good

周五不行

'cause we're doing inventory at the store

因为我们要在店里盘点货物

Oh okay Well how about the weekend

好吧那周末呢

No no no that's not good for me either

不不周末我也没空

Are you blowing me off

你是在拒绝我吗

Is it that obvious

有这么明显吗

Well I don't understand why

可我不明白为什么

I mean I I thought we had a nice time

我以为我们今晚挺愉快的

Oh we did

是很愉快

But you're still hung up on John

但你仍对约翰念念不忘

and I don't want to have my heart broken again

我不希望又心碎一次

so I'm gonna respectfully pass

所以恕我必须拒绝你

Unbelievable

难以置信

I know It turns out I do have a shred of dignity

就是啊没想到我居然还有尊严残留在体内

I'm as surprised as you are

我和你一样感到意外

I'm not having a good week

我这礼拜可真不顺啊

Have you played much pool

你以前打过台球吗

Oh in my undergraduate days all the time

念大学时经常打

It's just physics and geometry

这就是物理学和几何学

Is that so

是吗

I calculate the angles in my head

我在脑子里计算角度

Sometimes in radians

有时用弧度

sometimes in degrees

有时用角度数

depending on my level of whimsy

看我那天心情如何啦

I'm a radians man myself

我喜欢用弧度来计算

That's a joke

这是笑话吗

Supposed to be

是有这个意思

Oh life is funny

人生真有意思

A week ago I was in a mental institution

一周前我还在精神病院里

and now I'm laughing it up in a dive bar

现在我却在一间廉价酒吧里开怀大笑

Not just any dive bar

还不是普通的酒吧哦

One where everyone knows me

是所有人都认识我的酒吧

And they are lucky that they do

他们能认识你真的太幸运了

Excuse me

不好意思

Everyone

各位

Oh boy I would like to propose a toast to George Cooper

-惨了 -我提议大家为乔治·库珀干一杯

I don't mind telling you

我不怕告诉你们

I'm going through a bit of a rough patch

我目前正经历一个人生难关

and this man went out of his way to take me here

这个男人特意带我来这里

and listen to my woes

聆听我的烦恼和悲伤

And George and I don't even know each other that well

而且我和乔治根本没有多熟

You heard it Y'all heard it

你们都听见了我跟他不熟

But I just broke up with a woman

但我刚和一位女性分手了

A beautiful passionate woman

她美丽充满激情

Adventurous

有冒险精神

Sensual

感性

Apparently

显然

you're never too old for heartache

人无论到几岁都会为爱心碎

But tonight

但今晚

I found solace in the bosom of male friendship

我在男性友谊的怀中找到了慰藉

To George Cooper

敬乔治·库珀

Drinks are on me

酒我请了

To George Cooper

敬乔治·库珀

What happened

发生什么了

Oh I had a few beers

我喝了几杯啤酒

He had one

他喝了一杯

Seriously

你们不是吧

We can't get a dog and this guy's still here

不准我养狗却让这家伙赖到现在都不走