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Then whose underpants am I wearing

那我都穿了谁的内裤啊

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Hello I'm Sheldon Cooper and this is

你好我是谢尔顿·库珀欢迎收看

"Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College "

《谢尔顿·库珀为何该去上大学》

Which is why I'm proposing that I live at home

所以我提议我住在家里

but enroll full time to continue my studies

但去东德州理工继续师从斯特吉斯博士

with Dr Sturgis at East Texas Tech

就读全日制本科

Hi Mary

你好玛丽

I know this must be a hard decision for you

我知道这对你来说一定是个艰难的决定

but if you let him come here

但如果你让他来这里上学

I promise we'll take good care of him

我保证我们会照顾好他

Sheldon Cooper ready for college ready to change the world

谢尔顿·库珀准备好上大学改变世界了

Cut

停

If that doesn't convince her I don't know what her problem is

如果这都不能说服她我真不知道她哪根筋不对

I'm excited to finally use college ruled paper

我好兴奋终于能正当用大学格纸

and not feel like I'm living a lie

且不用再觉得自己是骗子了

What's college ruled paper

什么是大学格纸

The lines are 18% closer together

每行的间隔缩小了18%

College sounds hard

大学感觉好难啊

You won't have to worry about that honey

你就不用担心大学的事了宝贝

Okay

好的

Missy don't forget that you have to pick out a present

米希你别忘了选好你下周去生日会

for that birthday next week

要送人家的礼物

Mom it's "Melissa" now

妈现在请叫我梅丽莎

Middle school

上中学了

Who's Melissa Me

-谁是梅丽莎 -我

Then who's Missy

那谁是米希

"Missy" is short for "Melissa "

"米希"是"梅丽莎"的乳名版

Like how "Billy" is short for "William "

就像"比利"是"威廉"的乳名版

I don't understand

我听不懂

You know how your real name is William

你知道你的真名其实是威廉吧

I'm Billy

我叫比利

No we call you Billy but your real name is William

不是我们叫你比利但你真实的名字是威廉

But my underpants say "Billy" in them

但我的内裤上绣的是比利啊

Mom is my name William

妈妈我的名字叫威廉吗

Yeah

是啊

Thanks again

真的谢谢你

Robin is gonna be thrilled with this

罗宾看到一定会超开心

Oh don't thank me Thank Mary

不用谢我你谢玛丽吧

She's the one who said I had to do it

是她命令我来做的

Just out of curiosity did she also mention

我好奇问一下她有跟你提

helping me build the crib at some point

之后也得帮忙我做一个婴儿床吗

没有

Well act surprised when she does

那她告诉你时别忘了装第一次听到

Dang it

靠

What do you think you're doing

你在搞什么鬼

Trying to get the bike started

我在试着修复这摩托啊

Why

为什么

So I can ride it

因为我想骑它

Like hell you are

骑你个大头鬼

Sorry

抱歉

You don't use it

你自己又不骑

'Cause your mother won't let me

因为你妈不准我骑啊

And if I can't you can't

她不让我骑你也别想骑

If I get it running can I at least sell it

如果能重新发动好歹让我拿去卖了吧

不行

But it's just sitting here What's the point

它也就闲置在那边留着干嘛

Point is I said no

我说不行就是不行

I can't believe someone so lame even owned a bike like this

你人这么机车为什么会有这么帅的机车呢

Why are kids such a pain in the ass

为什么孩子们这么令人糟心啊

I'm sure yours will be great

我相信你的孩子肯定会很棒

I feel like this cover really says who I am now

我觉得这笔记本封面展现出了现在的我

That looks like all your notebooks

看起来跟你所有的笔记本都差不多

Missy got ponies Melissa gets horses

米希用的是小马梅丽莎用的是骏马

Hello Coopers

库珀一家你们好

Dr Sturgis here

我是斯特吉斯博士

This is a message for Mary

这条留言是给玛丽的

I have some news I need to share with you

我有一些新闻想在

before Sheldon starts college

谢尔顿开始上大学前跟你分享

Please call me back

有空请回电

I wonder why he'd want to talk to you and not me

他为什么会是要告诉你而不是我呢

Dr Sturgis again

还是斯特吉斯博士

If Sheldon happened to hear that last message

如果谢尔顿意外听到了上一条留言

and is wondering why I'd want to speak to his mother first

正在疑问为什么我要先跟他妈妈说

and not him

而不是跟他说

Excellent question

非常棒的问题

It's that kind of curiosity that makes him a true man of science

就是这样的好奇心令他成为真正的科学人

I'm a true man of science

我是真正的科学人

Hello Hello Dr Sturgis

-你好 -你好斯特吉斯博士

This is Mary Cooper

我是玛丽·库珀

Hi Thanks for calling me back

你好啊谢谢你的回电

So what's going on

所以是发生了什么事呢

Everything okay

一切都还好吧

Yes everything is quite good actually

其实一切都非常好呢

Well for me that is

至少我一切都很好

Did you know there's a supercollider being built

你知道德州的沃克西哈奇那边

in Waxahachie Texas

要盖一座超级对撞机吗

不知道

Do you know what a supercollider is

那你知道什么是超级对撞机吗

Not really

不太知道

Would you like a crash course

需要我帮你上一堂速成课吗

Which is humorous

而且好笑的是

because it involves particles crashing into each other

这东西刚好跟物质"高速"对撞有关呢

I'd like you to tell me what this has to do with Sheldon

你告诉我这件事跟谢尔顿的关联在哪就行了

Well that part's less funny

那一部分就不那么好笑了

I've taken a job there

我接受了去那里工作

Hold on

等等

You're not gonna be around when Sheldon starts college

所以谢尔顿去上学时你不会在吗

That's a great question

这是个很棒的问题

不会在

John I agreed to let him go

约翰我同意让他去

because you were gonna be there to look after him

完全是因为你会在那里罩着他

I know

我知道

And I feel terrible about it but

我也很过意不去但是...

please understand this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

我希望你能理解这是一生难遇的一份工作

I couldn't turn it down

我无法拒绝它

Orientation starts next week

下周都要开始新生入学了

I'm aware

我知道

Well I hope that you're ready

我希望你准备好去告诉他

to hear him freak out when you tell him

并接受他的"强烈"反应了

I was kind of hoping he'd just be excited

我盘算着他会为我能加入超级对撞机团队

I get to work on the supercollider

而为我感到兴奋呢

Right because being happy for other people

那可不是嘛谢尔顿的"强项"

is where he shines

就是为别人感到高兴啊

A supercollider

超级对撞机吗

Well you can't say no to that

谁能拒绝掉这种机会啊

I give up

我放弃了

Ooh can you get me a bumper sticker

你能帮我弄一张纪念保险杆贴纸吗

Did you know Dr Sturgis was taking a new job

你知道斯特吉斯博士换了新工作吗

What job

什么工作

He went to work on some supercollider in Waxahachie

他去了沃克西哈奇搞什么超级对撞机

What do you mean "Went"

"去了"是什么意思

He's already there

他已经去工作了

When did you hear this He just called

-你什么时候听说的 -刚才跟他通电话

I was counting on him to be there for Sheldon

我本来寄望谢尔顿在大学里能有他照看

Well you'd think he would've mentioned it to me

本来还以为这种大事他会想跟我说呢

Sheldon says it's okay with him

谢尔顿说他没意见

but I would certainly feel a lot better

但我要是想能安心

if there were adults there that I trusted

还是得大学里有我信任的大人啊

Nothing on the answering machine

答录机里也没有留言

He's just a little boy and he's gonna be

他就是个孩子到时候他就得

on that big campus all by himself

自己在那么大的校园里无依无靠

I mean I know we're not dating anymore

我知道我们是没在交往了

but I thought we were still friends

本以为好歹还算是朋友呢

Excuse me

抱歉

I think you're focusing on the wrong part of the story here

整件事你好像搞错重点了吧

He's little you're worried Please continue

他还小你很担心您继续

That sums it up

都让你总结完了

Okay

行吧

Missy

米希

What

干嘛

Help me with my clothes

帮我参谋一下穿什么衣服

Burn them and get new ones

烧掉你所有旧衣服买新的吧

Please it's freshman orientation

拜托了这可是新生入学日

I want to make a good impression

我希望给人好的第一印象

Fine

行吧

Which bow tie says mature enough to be in college

哪个领结既能代表我已经足够成熟来读大学

but whimsical enough to discuss which came first

但是又足够幽默可以讨论

the Higgs field or the photon

希格斯场还是希格斯玻色子先出现

They both say weird kid who eats alone

它们都代表怪小孩只能一个人吃饭

Come on I know you're concerned about

别这样我知道你也会焦虑

what you'll wear to middle school

上中学的时候该穿什么

Show me again

再给我看一眼

The blue one Plaid's too busy

蓝色那个格子的太花哨了

Thanks

谢谢你

Or don't be the kid in a bow tie

或者别戴领结呗

This is not the day to go crazy

今天可不是拿来耍疯的日子

My son the college freshman

我的儿子大学新生

I can't believe it

我简直不敢相信

How can you not believe it

有什么好不相信的

You had to sign my vaccination form

我的疫苗接种表可是你签的字

Right

没错

So what do you want to do first

那你想先去做什么

I was thinking we could start at the bookstore

我在想我们可以先去书店

try and beat the lines

避开排队高峰

I agree about the lines but what do you mean "We"

我同意避开人流量但你说"我们"是什么意思

I mean you and me

我指你和我

This is my first day

今天是我上大学第一天

I can't be seen walking around

我不能被别人看见

campus with my mommy

我跟我妈咪一起走在校园里

Well it's only orientation

今天只是新生入学日

Yes and I'm quite capable of handling everything

是的我自己有能力应对今天

that I need to get done today on my own

必须要完成的所有事

I'm sure you are

我当然知道你有

I just figured with Dr Sturgis not around

我是在想毕竟斯特吉斯博士不在

it might be nice if I could be

如果我在的话说不定会好一点

No one else's mother is going to be

其他人的妈妈也不会在啊

You don't know that

你可说不准

Well I know mine isn't

至少我妈妈不会

You might want to watch the attitude

你或许要注意一下对待

to the person who's driving you there

开车送你去大学的人的态度

Not all the way there

不用开到学校里

Drop me off a block away

提前一个街区放我下来

so no one sees us together

以免别人看到我俩是一起的

Sorry I am not leaving you alone your first day

抱歉我才不会第一天就让你独自留在那儿

Yes you are

你会的

For someone going into college

作为一个上大学的新生

you are acting very childish

你表现得非常幼稚

Maybe it just appears that way

你会觉得我幼稚

because you see me with my mommy

有可能是因为你看到我跟妈咪走在一起

Boy I remember putting one of these together for Georgie

我的天我还记得当年也这样给小乔治组装床

It is great having y'all next door

做你们邻居真的太棒了

Did you not hear me yelling at Georgie last night

那你昨晚没听到我吼小乔治吗

It's okay I'm sure you'll hear our little one

没事我相信你们马上要听到

crying soon enough

我们小孩的哭泣声

Missy was a crier

米希小时特爱哭

Sheldon just learned to talk and said

谢尔顿则是自己学会了讲话他说

"Father I have soiled myself "

"爸爸我把自己拉脏了"

Well he's a miracle in his own way

他本人就是个独特的奇迹

Oh you just put a positive spin on everything don't you

每件事你都会找到积极的角度是吧

Kind of goes with the pastor territory

作为牧师难免这样的

Okay

好吧

What if I said

如果我说

Mary and I have not had

玛丽和我自从有小孩之后

a real vacation since we had kids

再也没有享受过假期

I like to believe starting a family

我相信组建一个家庭

will be the most rewarding adventure of all

会是最美好的冒险旅程

You're good

你嘴皮子很有一套

You could not be more wrong but you're good

你错得不能再离谱了但你嘴皮子真有一套

Can you show me where the used physics textbooks are

您能告诉我物理二手书在哪里吗

Follow me

跟我来

Normally I would prefer a fresh new textbook

通常我喜欢崭新的教科书

but my father is a high school football coach

但我爸爸是高中橄榄球教练

Which is another way of saying we're poor

换句话说就是我们家很穷

Here you go

就在这儿

Who owned this a werewolf

前主人是什么人啊狼人吗

Let's talk about the weather

下面来说说天气

It's going to be a beautiful sunny day today

今天天气十分美丽晴朗

with temps reaching a high of 97

温度最高达36℃

Gross

真要命

In other news President Bush will be traveling to Waxahachie

另一则新闻布什总统将在本月稍后几日

later this month to visit the site

到访沃克西哈奇市

of a new supercollider

参观新的超级对撞机

Scientists are hopeful this will lead to exciting discoveries

科学家们都期待着会有新的发现

in the world of part

对全球来说都...

What

有何贵干

You said you'd show me how to hot roll my hair

你说过要教我怎么用卷发棒

Oh right You still want to do that

对哦你还想做吗

You're cranky

你好像不太高兴

So maybe I shouldn't be putting hot rollers on your head

所以或许不该让我把发烫的卷发器放到你脑袋上

Meh you're always cranky Let's do this

没事你脾气向来如此来吧

Not so bad

真不错

I would have highlighted that

我也会高亮这段的

And someone drew genitals

有人画了生殖器

Oh Mrs Cooper

库珀太太

Oh hi

你好

Sam

我是萨姆

Yes of course

我当然记得

Oh from um Sheldon's physics class

你跟谢尔顿一起上物理课

How are you

你怎么样

Oh I'm I'm good Yeah

我很好

What brings you here

你来这儿做什么

Sheldon's freshman orientation

谢尔顿新生入学日

Oh sure ‭Mm hmm

原来如此

You didn't want to go with him

你不想陪着他吗

I did but uh

我想啊但是

he made it very clear that he did not want me

他说得很清楚了他今天不想

anywhere near him today

我跟在他身边

Well I don't know Sheldon well but he can be a little

我对谢尔顿不太了解但是他有点...

Rude obnoxious condescending

没礼貌讨人厌还居高临下吗

Oh hey I do know him

哦那我挺了解他的

So are you just gonna sit here

那你就一直坐在这儿吗

Uh well just until it's time to drive him home

坐到送他回去的时候吧

Well I can show you around campus

我可以带你参观一下校园

No no that's okay

不用了没事的

Yeah no Come on I'll buy you a school shirt

来吧我给你买一件校园文化衫

Oh he would be mortified to see me

他看到我穿这种衣服

wearing one of those

肯定尴尬死了

That's why I'm offering Let's go

这就是为什么我想这样做我们走吧

Well yeah

好啊

Wow you're really getting this together fast

哇哦你组装速度超快啊

I feel like I'm not helping at all

我感觉自己一点儿也没帮上忙

‭Oh come on now

哪有

You cut those oranges into nice little wedges

你把橙子切成非常好看的一片片

I do it for the kids at Sunday school

我专门为了主日学校的小孩学的

They go to town on 'em

他们都超爱吃

Did you feel ready before Georgie was born

小乔治出生之前你有觉得自己做好准备了吗

Absolutely

当然有啊

Boy was I wrong

我当时可真是大错特错啊

Why Getting nervous

怎么开始紧张了吗

Well if I can't get a crib built on my own

如果我连自己组装婴儿床都不行

how am I gonna be responsible for a human life

我又怎么对一个生命负责呢

Ah you'll figure it out

你会想出办法的

And no sense in worrying about it 'cause you never know

没必要担心因为你永远不知道

what kind of curveballs will come your way

朝你飞来的是哪种曲线球

I guess that's true

这倒是没错

The doctors could tell us we were having twins

医生能告诉我们怀了双胞胎

but they couldn't warn us we were having a Sheldon

但他们也没办法警告我们会有谢尔顿

You don't think I'm gonna Oh no

-你不会觉得我也... -不会的

They broke the mold

我那俩也算是百年难得一见案例

But

但是...

you could go the other way and have a Georgie

你也可能碰到另一种情况生出小乔治

so some terror is called for

所以稍微有点恐惧也是合理的

If you highlight everything

如果你高亮了所有文字

you highlight nothing

那就等于什么也没高亮

Young man don't move these books

年轻人不要乱动这些书

I have a system

我有一套摆放原则的

How's it look

看起来怎么样

Cute

很可爱

Why are you here

你怎么在这

I ran into Sam

我偶遇了萨姆

Yes you're a person I know

对我认识你

Hey aren't you supposed to be getting your I D Photo

你不是该去拍证件照吗

I got a little waylaid Can I help

-我碰到了点麻烦 -要我帮忙吗

No everything is perfectly under control

不用万事尽在我掌控中

And take off that sweatshirt You don't go to school here

脱掉那件卫衣你又不是这里的学生

See

瞧

Worth every penny

物超所值

Stay calm You can make it

保持冷静你能行的

Honestly who drinks a Slurpee at 11 00 a M

真是的谁会一大早11点喝思乐冰啊

Will this make me look older

这能让我看起来成熟些吗

Definitely

绝对的

But not like you older right

但不是过熟到你这种程度对吧

Right

对啦

You still dating that Marcus boy

你还在跟那个叫马库斯的男生约会吗

Sort of

算是吧

He went away with his family for the summer

他这个暑假和家人出去度假了

Just out of curiosity

我八卦一下

before he left did he let you know

他走之前有告诉你吗

Mm hmm

有

Hmm interesting

耐人寻味

And how long before he left did he tell you

他提前多久告诉你他要出发的

I don't know a week

我不确定一周吧

Hmm must be nice

那挺好啊

You hear from him at all

中间有联系过你吗

Yeah he sent me the cutest postcard

有他给我寄了张超可爱的明信片

It was a turtle surfing on a dolphin

是一只海龟骑在海豚身上冲浪

Adorable

真可爱哦

Pulling kind of hard

你扯太用力了啦

I made it I'm here

我赶到了我来了

Fill this out and sign the

填好这表格并且签名...

Um there's a bee on you

你脸上有只蜜蜂

What

什么

Hey Sam

萨姆

Can I help y'all find anything

你们找什么要我帮忙吗

Oh we're good Just showing my friend around campus

不用啦只是带我朋友在校园逛逛

Oh you a new student

你是新生吗

Oh actually Jason this is Mary

-其实... -杰森这位是玛丽

Ah well hello Mary

你好啊玛丽

Allow me to welcome you to our school

容我欢迎你来到我们学校

Thank you Uh you know my dorm

-谢谢 -对了我宿舍

is doing a back to school barbecue this afternoon

今天下午要办返校烧烤聚会

Y'all should swing by

你们都来吧

Sounds fun

好像很好玩

Cool

太好了

Braden Hall in the courtyard 1 00

一点钟布雷登宿舍的院子

See you there

到时见

Sweet free food

爽可以蹭吃的

Who cares He thought I was a student

谁管那个啊他以为我是学生呢

Okay Smile

好了微笑

Just take the picture

直接拍就是了

I had suffered some setbacks

我遇到了一些挫折

谢尔顿·库珀所有物

撕拉

粘

But just as Edison had forged ahead on electric lighting

但正如爱迪生无需特斯拉的帮助

without the help of Tesla

就能在电气照明方面飞速发展

I was going to make it through orientation

我也能自己撑过新生入学日

without the help of my mommy

无需我妈咪的帮助

even if she did make boo boos stop hurting

虽然她的确能让痛痛飞走

While I had found inspiration courtesy of Thomas Edison

尽管我托托马斯·爱迪生的福找到了灵感

it was soon replaced with anger at Whitcomb L Judson

但这份灵感很快就被对威特康姆·贾德森的愤怒取代

inventor of the zipper

这位仁兄是拉链创始人

Oh come on

不是吧

What do you think

你觉得怎么样

I think you're gonna be a little heartbreaker

你这么美会让很多男生心碎的

I don't want to break anyone's heart

我不想让任何人心碎

I just want to look hot

我只想变辣

Well that you do

的确很辣

Thank you

谢谢

And there's nothing wrong with breaking some hearts

让别人心碎也没什么不妥

If you don't do it to them they're gonna do it to you

你不伤害别人别人就会伤害你

Why would they do that Because sometimes

-他们为什么要这么做 -因为有时候

men do things without thinking how it's gonna make you feel

男人做事不考虑会让你有什么感受

Marcus wouldn't do that We're friends

马库斯不会这么做的我们是朋友

That don't mean nothing

这个词毫无意义

You think somebody's your friend

你以为某人是你的朋友

then they just up and leave without a word

结果他们只会不告而别

But Marcus told me

但马库斯告诉我了

But Marcus told me

但马库斯告诉我了

Like Batman's utility belt

和蝙蝠侠的功能腰带一样

my briefcase was equipped for any emergency

我的手提包也装备齐全能应付任何突发状况

I don't know if the Bat pants had a zipper

我不知道蝙蝠裤有没有拉链

but if they did I could fix it

但如果有我是能修好啦

Oh dear

惨了

Two months

两个月

Two months till this baby comes

两个月后孩子就出生了

There's so much I thought I was gonna do in my life

我本来还有很多事想做

I'm sure you've done plenty

你做过的已经够多了

Nothing cool

但没有半件事是酷炫的

Look at you

你看你

You played football and rode a motorcycle

你玩过橄榄球也骑过机车

Well you save people's souls

你还拯救人们的灵魂呢

That's neat right

这够厉害的了吧

Oh it's neat as neat can be but you know

厉害上天了但你知道

that's not what I'm talking about

我说的不是这个

Look being a dad doesn't mean your life is over

听着当爸爸不代表你人生就完了

It just means it's different

只是不一样了

Instead of playing football I get to coach it now

我现在不玩橄榄球了但我改当教练了

I mean high school football

虽然只是高中橄榄球队

Not college like I'd hoped

不是我原来希望的大学队

I Instead of a motorcycle I drive a truck

我也不骑机车了改开卡车

To work every single day

每天开去上班

To pay the bills

为了赚钱付账单

Endless bills

没完没了的账单

What happened to my life

我的人生怎么沦落到这田地

Orange wedge

吃橙子吗

With only seven minutes until my freshman orientation seminar

七分钟后我就要听新生欢迎讲座

I was in a sticky spot

我处境为难

Thankfully I was armed with an even stickier solution

幸好我带了更粘的解决办法

Ah you made it

你们来了

Hey guys

各位

this is Sam and Mary

这是萨姆和玛丽

Well aren't y'all friendly

大家都好友好哦

We are so excited to have you here today

今天大家来到这里我们非常激动

This is the most competitive year we've had for admissions

今年的入学竞争最为激烈

So you should feel really good about your accomplishments

所以你们该为自己的成就感到自豪

You belong to an elite group of scholars

你们是学者精英群体的一份子...

I may not look it but I'm the future of physics

虽然我看起来不像但我是物理学的未来

so just move on

所以你继续吧

You have kids

你有孩子了

Three

三个呢

You look amazing

你保养得太好了吧

‭Two of 'em are twins

有两个孩子是双胞胎

I don't want to brag but natural birth

我也不想自夸啦但是自然分娩的哦

I love college

我好喜欢大学

John

约翰

康妮·塔克

Dear Connie you may have heard

亲爱的康妮你也许听说了

I've taken a job at the new supercollider in Waxahachie

我接受了去沃克西哈奇盖超级对撞机的工作

I wanted to tell you in person but uh

我本来想当面告诉你的但是

I was afraid you'd be upset

我担心你会难过

And honestly

说实话

I was even more afraid you wouldn't be

我更担心你不会难过

Oh John

约翰你个傻子

This also gives me an excuse to use my astronaut pen

写信也给了我机会使用我的宇航员笔

and not upside down

而且不是在我头下脚上的情况下使用

But if I was it would still write

但就算我人是倒过来的我也能正常写出来

How are you doing back there

你在后座还好吗

I've never felt so alive

我从没感到如此有活力

Praise the Lord

赞美上帝

Let's go to Mexico

我们一路开去墨西哥吧