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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Hello I'm Sheldon Cooper and this is

你好我是谢尔顿·库珀欢迎收看

Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College

《谢尔顿·库珀为何该去上大学》

I firmly believe that I'm ready

我坚信我已经准备好

for this next step in my academic life

进入学术生涯的下一阶段

I guess our baby's going to college

我们的宝贝要去上大学了

So I don't want to get married It's nothing personal

我不想结婚又怎么样又不是针对你

After everything that I've done for you and your family

我为你和你家人付出了那么多

You give my grandson a job so I'm supposed to marry you

你赏我外孙一份工作我就得以身相许吗

Well you can forget I even asked

就当我没求过婚吧

Oh no

惨了

I screwed up

我闯祸了

You're fired

你被炒了

Here's for firing my grandson

竟敢炒我外孙鱿鱼

Jackass

狗逼

I never understood why kids didn't like

我一直都不懂为什么学生们

being sent to the principal's office

都怕被叫去校长办公室

I thought it was great

我一直都很喜欢啊

Sheldon you are a remarkable young man

谢尔顿你是个无比出色的少年

Thanks and you're a remarkable old man

谢谢你也是个十分出色的老年人

Sheldon

谢尔顿

So you sure he's got all the credits he needs

你确定他学分都修够了吗

Yeah between his coursework and his AP tests

对啊作业与大学预修课程考试

he's met all of his academic requirements

他的分数统统达标了

He even managed to get a good grade in P E

他甚至连体育课成绩都不错

I earned extra credit snitching on kids

我靠着举报有学生

who were smoking behind the equipment shed

躲在器具室后面抽烟得到了额外学分

I don't have to buy cigarettes for a year

我一整年都不用自己掏钱买烟了

So he's really good to graduate

所以他真的可以毕业了吗

He sure is I got to tell ya

当然我跟你们说

usually when kids leave school after two years

通常读两年就离校的学生

it's not for college

都不是为了去上大学

It's for prison or pregnancy

都是要么入狱要么怀孕

Well between Georgie and Missy we may hit the trifecta

凭着小乔治与米希我家或许可以达成大三元

George

乔治

Well I'm not rooting for it

我又没有希望发生这种事

It's just a thing that could happen

我只是说有这种可能罢了

One other bit of business

另外还有一件事

Since you're graduating early and you're top of the class

你提早毕业而且成绩又是第一

that makes you our valedictorian

你会是优秀毕业生致辞代表

Way to go buddy

厉害啊儿子

I'm so proud of you baby

宝贝我真为你感到骄傲

You seem surprised

感觉你挺意外啊

Well it's quite an accomplishment

这可是挺了不起的成就呢

Being top of the class in this school

在这所学校里当第一吗

I don't think so

还好吧

We're really gonna miss you

我们绝对会想死你的

I imagine my leaving will be hard for you

我在想我要离开你一定很难受吧

Oh yeah being best friends

是是是跟个小屁孩当好朋友

with a little kid really boosted my game with the ladies

真的"增加"了我泡妞的成功率呢

Makes sense I'm a conversation starter

不意外我就是很好的聊天素材

Just think You'll have this table all to yourself

你就往好处想你可以自己独占这张桌子

Actually I joined the jazz band

其实呢我加入了爵士乐队

Those guys have their own table in the cafeteria

乐队的人在食堂有专属的桌子呢

They're pretty cool

他们蛮酷的

The drummer's even got a goatee

鼓手还蓄了山羊胡呢

Well I'm glad I knew you before you became a heroin addict

我很庆幸我是在你染上毒瘾前认识的你

Where are my safety goggles

我的护目镜呢

I don't have no orange today

我今天没带橙子不会剥皮喷汁

No I have a lab later

不是我晚点有实验课

Just use the room goggles like everyone else

跟大家一样用教室里提供的那种就行了

And risk eyebrow lice

冒着染上眉毛虱的风险吗

They don't just like head hair Tam

丹头虱可不只喜欢头顶的毛发啊

They must be in my locker

一定是落在我储物柜了

Don't eat my fluffernutter

不准偷吃我的花生酱棉花糖三明治

I won't

不会的

"Don't eat my fluffernutter "

还"不许偷吃"咧

Hello

您好

Thank you for seeing me

谢谢你愿意见我

You might not be so happy I did by the time we're done

等完事之后你可能就会后悔了

All right let me start by saying that I owe you an apology

我想先从跟你道歉开始

You can finish with an apology too

你也可以道完歉就结束

I'm sorry we had a fight I'm

抱歉我们之前吵架我...

I'm really sorry I lost my temper

我很对不起我当时发了脾气

and I'm very sorry that I took it out on Georgie

也很对不起我把气撒在小乔治身上

That wasn't great

的确是很不地道

But I want you to know that I'm trying to change

但我想让你知道我在试着改变

'Cause that's what people do they change

因为常言道"狗改得了吃屎"

I mean it You know I'm tired of being a cranky old bastard

我是说认真的我很烦当个暴脾气的死老头了

It's tiring for everybody else too

对你身边的其他人来说也很烦啊

Would you please

你能不能别这样

Sorry Go ahead

抱歉你继续

I'm admitting I was wrong and that's not something I do

我在承认我的错我以前从来不会这么做

What do you want from me

你想要我怎样

One more chance

再给我一次机会

I don't know

再说吧

Oh come on

别这样嘛

I went to three stores to find these purple flowers

我跑了三家不同的店才找到这些紫色的花

They are pretty

是挺漂亮的啊

They're not as pretty as you

但没有你漂亮

Oh God

太老套了吧

Safety pins safety scissors

安全别针安全剪刀

no safety goggles

但是没有护目镜

Did you happen to see a pair of safety goggles

不知道你有没有看到一副护目镜

Sheldon we're in the middle of a test

谢尔顿我们这里在考试

Sorry

对不起

I can't give you the answer

我不能跟你说答案是什么

but what you have is not even close

但是你的答案差太远了

Out

出去

These things happen

这种事常有啦

My mother had me when she was young

我妈妈也是在很年轻的时候怀上的我

Sorry to interrupt I can't find my safety goggles

抱歉打扰了我找不到我的护目镜

Well they're not here

不在这里

I have to find them

我一定得找到

Nothing's more important than protection

这世上最重要的就是要用防护措施

Dad you need to take me home

爸爸你得带我回家一趟

Why What's the matter

为什么出了什么事

I don't have my safety goggles Let's go

我找不到我的护目镜走吧

Sheldon I'm busy

谢尔顿我在忙

You're just watching TV

你只是在看电视啊

I'm reviewing game tape

我是在为比赛做复盘

So you know how it ends I'll meet you at the car

那你已经知道结局是怎么样了我去车旁等你

Sheldon I'm not driving you home

谢尔顿我不要载你回家

I got practice in 20 minutes

我20分钟后得带队训练

Then call Mom and tell her to bring them to me

那你打给妈妈让妈妈帮我送来

She's working too

她也在工作

But I need my goggles

但我需要用护目镜

Then use the ones in class

那就用教室里提供的

And I don't want to hear about eyebrow lice

我也不想听你说什么眉毛虱

The ones in class are too big for me

教室提供的我戴起来太大了

What if they fall off and something happens to my eyes

万一它掉了然后我眼睛受伤了呢

If I go blind I'll need a Seeing Eye dog

如果我瞎了我就会需要导盲犬

and I'm scared of dogs

但是我怕狗

Is this how you plan on acting when you get to college

你打算去上大学的时候也这么闹吗

没

Good 'cause you're gonna need

那就好因为以后这些事

to handle stuff like this on your own

你就得想办法自己解决

I can handle it

我能解决

I hope so

希望如此

I ended up using the class goggles that day

我那天最后用了教室里提供的护目镜

and did not get eyebrow lice

没有染上眉毛虱

But eight months later

但八个月之后

I did contract a mild case of pink eye

我感染了轻微的结膜炎

Were the two events related This scientist says yes

这两件事有关联吗本科学家认为有

Do you think I can make it from one end

你觉得我有办法

of the college campus to the other

10分钟内从大学校区的一侧

in under ten minutes including a bathroom break

走到另一侧而且还包含上厕所的时间吗

I don't know How important is the bathroom break

不知道耶这上厕所的时间重要吗

Very The class schedules are designed

非常重要课程表是设计给

for fully grown bladders and mine is child sized

膀胱完全成熟的成年人但我的膀胱还是小孩版

Then don't put your classes so close together

那你就别把课排太密

Well it's either this or I move my labs to Tuesday afternoons

我只能这么排课不然就得周二下午去上实验课

Is that bad

周二上不好吗

Yes That's when Professor Proton is on

不好啊《质子教授》是在那个时间段播

Well we'll tape it and you can watch it later

我们可以帮你预录下来你回家再看

But what if I have a lot of homework and can't get to it

要是我的作业非常多写不完

until the next day and one of the kids

我得等到隔天放学再看

in my class spoils the episode for me

结果白天被同学剧透了怎么办

Sheldon has anyone ever spoiled Professor Proton for you

谢尔顿有任何人给你剧透过《质子教授》吗

No ‭Has anyone even talked to you about Professor Proton

-没有 -那有任何人跟你聊过《质子教授》吗

Do you count ‭No

-你能算吗 -不能

Then no

那就是没有

Thanks again for giving me another shot

谢谢你愿意再给我一次机会

Oh my pleasure

我的荣幸

And I got something else for you

我还有东西要给你

Wow Thank you but why

谢谢但为什么要给我

Well I'm trying to get better at forgiving people

我想要试着当个宽恕别人的人

Well I'm glad to hear you say that

我很高兴听到你这么说

'cause I'm the one who egged your store last night

因为昨晚蛋洗你店的人就是我

That was you

居然是你吗

Well me and Meemaw

我跟姥姥一起

It's okay

没关系

I forgive you

我原谅你

Cool Thanks again for the money

爽谢谢还我这些钱啊

Mm forgiving people sucks

原谅人真是太不爽了

Bless us Lord for the food we are about to receive

主啊感谢您赐予我们这些食物

and bless the hands that prepared it

也保佑准备这些食物的人

And thank you

也谢谢您保佑

for Georgie getting his job back Amen

小乔治重新得到之前的工作阿门

Amen

阿门

That was nice of Dale

戴尔人可真好

I know He even forgave me for egging his store

对啊他甚至还原谅我蛋洗了他的店

You went egging without me

你去蛋洗别人也不叫上我吗

Georgie Cooper

小乔治·库珀

Dale already forgave me and God has to

戴尔已经原谅我了主就得原谅我

You can't get mad

你不能生气

Ha Burn

哈哈辩倒你

Oh Hold on Hold on

稍等稍等

Your chair milady

为您拉椅子我的女士

"Milady"

还"我的女士"咧

Where did that come from

这招又是哪来的

I don't know

不知道

My brain ‭

我自己想的吧

Can I get y'all started with some drinks

请问两位有什么想喝的吗

Yeah Uh margaritas

有的两杯玛格丽塔酒吗

Mm hmm ‭Split a pitcher

还是我们直接点一扎

Mm no I think I'm okay

不用我不喝

More of a beer night

今晚比较想喝啤酒吗

No not really

没有不是的

I'm gonna take a little break

我今晚就不喝这些了

I'll just stick with water

我喝水就行了

Really

真的假的

Well you know I don't do my best thinking

你懂我要是喝了酒

after I've been drinking

脑子就容易不清楚

Should I not get one then

那我是不是也不该喝

No no you go ahead

不用不用你尽管点

I don't want it to get weird

有人喝有人不喝好像怪怪的嘛

I can come back

要不两位先讨论

No no Hey just bring her a margarita

没事不用你就给她来杯玛格丽塔酒

No don't ‭I insist

-不用了别 -我坚持

I don't want one

我不想喝了

Yeah you do

你想喝的

It's getting weird

气氛真的开始尴尬了

Maybe come back

要不你待会再来

Missy how would you and Sheldon like a graduation party

米希你和谢尔顿想开个毕业派对吗

Why would Missy have a graduation party

米希凭什么开毕业派对

'Cause I'm graduating elementary school

因为我即将小学毕业

That counts ‭Of course it counts

-那也算数 -当然算数

Yes it's a big deal She's going to a new school

是啊这是件大事她要去新学校上学

New friends new teachers

会有新朋友新老师

Same clothes 'cause we're poor

但衣服还是旧的因为我们家很穷

We're not poor

我们家不穷

So I can get new clothes

那我可以买新衣服吗

We're not rich either

我们也并非富贵人家

Do I really got to sit through two graduations

我真得忍受两场毕业典礼吗

Yes It is a special day for your brother and your sister

当然那天是你弟弟和妹妹的大日子

I'm giving the valedictorian speech

到时我会作为优秀毕业生致告别辞

And I'm singing "This Land Is Your Land"

我则会和一群孩子

with a bunch of other kids

合唱《这片国土是你的土地》

And we are proud of you both equally

你们两个同样令我们骄傲

Guess what The local news wants

猜怎么着本地新闻想

to do story on Sheldon being valedictorian

报道谢尔顿成为优秀毕业生代表的事

Isn't that great

太棒了不是吗

What

怎么了

Cheers

干杯

How is it

味道如何

Good Yours

挺好你的呢

A little watery

有点淡得像水

I want to tell you how much I appreciate you

我想告诉你我很感激你

giving Georgie his job back

又雇用了小乔治

Well I didn't do it just for you

我那么做不只是为了你

It was the right thing to do

还因为那是我该做的

I even forgave him for egging the store

我甚至原谅他蛋洗我的店了

He egged your store

他居然蛋洗你的店

That rascal

那个臭小子

I know you did it too

我知道你也有份

Okay I did

好吧被你识破了

You go to church don't you

你常去教堂对吧

Yeah when I'm not hungover

对只要我没宿醉

Well maybe I'll go with you sometime

也许改天我陪你一起去

Really You

真的吗你

Yeah I was thinking a little religion might do me some good

是啊我想着多点宗教信仰也许对我有好处

Well good for you

那敢情好啊

I was thinking it was a fajita night

本来还以为今晚只是吃肉卷没想到啊

Your daughter runs a Bible study doesn't she

你女儿开了个圣经学习班对吧

Uh huh

是啦

The next day

第二天

the local news showed up to interview me and my family

本地新闻来采访我和我家人

which may sound impressive

这听起来可能很拉风

but this is the same local news that covered a potato chip

但这家本地新闻也报道过有块薯片

shaped like Texas

形状像德州这种无聊事

So act natural We're just having a chat

大家自然点就好我们只是闲聊

I'm gonna ask y'all a few questions

我会问你们一些问题

about Sheldon's high school graduation

关于谢尔顿高中毕业这事

I'm graduating also

我也快毕业啦

Really You're graduating from high school too

是吗你也即将高中毕业吗

No elementary school

不是是小学

My class is singing "This Land Is Your Land "

我们班要献唱《这片国土是你的土地》哦

Want to hear it

你想听听吗

This land is your land

这片国土是你的土地...

Hey can I ask my girlfriend to the prom on TV

我能在电视上邀请我女友做我毕业舞会舞伴吗

It would blow her mind

这会震撼她世界的

To the New York Islands from the

到纽约岛从...

We're here with the Cooper family

今天受访的是库珀一家

Mary George and 11 year old Sheldon

玛丽乔治和11岁的谢尔顿

who's going to be Medford High School's valedictorian

他即将成为梅德福高中的优秀毕业生

Mom and Dad you must be so proud

孩子的爸妈你们一定很骄傲吧

Oh very proud

非常骄傲

But we're proud of all of our children

但我们家所有孩子都让我们骄傲

She has to say that

她不得不说这种场面话

I was a little worried about missing Professor Proton

我本来有点担心会错过《质子教授》节目

but I'm going to tape it and watch it at night

但我打算录下来晚上再看

Once I'm in college

等我上大学后

can we push my bedtime to 8 30

我的睡觉时间能推迟到8点半吗

Let's talk bedtime when we're not on the news honey

别在新闻上讨论你的睡觉时间好吗宝贝

I'm sure it'll work out since I have all summer

我想一定能解决的因为我有一整个夏天

to recalibrate my bathroom schedule

来重新调试我的如厕时间表

Let's not talk about that either

也别在新闻上聊这个

So what's it like being the parents of such a special child

有一个如此特别的孩子身为父母是什么感觉

Get it away Get it away

拿开拿开

Fascinating

真有意思

Every day's a blessing

每天都是福报

Sheldon tell us what you're gonna miss the most about high school

谢尔顿告诉我们你会最想念高中的什么

Nothing

毫不留恋

Really

真的吗

Not your teachers your friends

也不想念你的老师们和朋友们吗

I only have one friend

我只有一个朋友

And I don't think he's gonna miss me

他应该不会想念我

because he already found other people to have lunch with

因为他已经找到别的跟他共进午餐的人

Oh I'm sure he'll miss you

怎么会他一定会想念你的啦

And I said I'm okay with watching Professor Proton at night

还有我刚才说晚上看《质子教授》的节目也可以

but that'll never work

但那其实行不通的

I get overtired everybody knows that

我会疲劳过度所有人都知道

Maybe we could turn the camera off

要不先把摄影机关掉吧

And the other day I couldn't find my safety goggles

前几天我找不到我的护目镜

and I freaked out in school and my dad asked

我在学校抓狂失控我爸问我

is this how I plan on acting when I get to college

你打算上大学的时候也这么闹吗

and I said no but it probably is

我嘴硬说不是但很可能就是如此

because even though I'm smart I'm just a little boy

因为虽然我聪明绝顶但我只是个弱小无助的男孩

I think we have enough ‭ Cut

-我想采访内容够了 -停

Here you go baby

给你宝贝

I don't know if I can go to college next year

我不知道明年我能不能去上大学

Are you kidding me

你在逗我吗

George

乔治

Buddy I know you're upset

儿子我知道你不开心

But are you kidding me

但你在逗我吗

Don't listen to him

别听你爸的

There is no pressure

你不用有压力

If you want to spend another year in high school

如果你想在高中多待一年

that is your decision

那是你的决定

I don't know

我说不好

May I be excused

我能回房间吗

Uh of course

当然了

We support you buddy

我们支持你哦儿子

I get it

我懂

What do you get

你懂什么

Why you don't want to go to college

你为什么不想去上大学

I doubt that you do

我深表怀疑

You're scared everything's gonna be different

你怕一切都会变得不一样

and it'll be hard

而你难以适应

And you're gonna miss the way that it was

你怕你会怀念以前的生活

How do you know that

你怎么知道的

'Cause that's how I feel

因为这也是我的心情

You're scared

你这种悍妞也会怕

Yeah

是啊

So what do we do

那我们该怎么办

I guess be scared and do it anyway

虽然害怕但还是硬着头皮上吧

It's comforting to know that you feel the same way that I do

知道你和我有一样的心情让我舒坦多了

That's why I said it dumbass

所以我才告诉你啊傻瓜

Mom

妈妈

Dad

爸爸

Yeah baby

怎么了宝贝

I'm ready to graduate

我准备好毕业了

Good night

晚安

That's because I supported him

都是因为本老父亲支持他啦

恭喜各位梅德福高中毕业生

Our next young speaker needs no introduction

下一位年轻演讲人无需介绍大家都认识

but that didn't stop him

但那并不能阻止他

from writing one and making me read it

还是写了份自我介绍逼我读出来

"Fun fact "

"有趣小知识"

I hear you

我懂你们

"The word 'valedictorian' is from the Latin 'valedicere '

"优秀毕业生一词源自拉丁语

meaning 'to say farewell

意思是辞别

It is primarily used in the United States

主要在美国

Canada the Philippines and Armenia "

加拿大菲律宾和亚美尼亚使用"

Maybe that fact's more fun in Armenia

也许这小知识在亚美尼亚比较有趣

Please welcome your valedictorian Sheldn Cooper

请欢迎你们的优秀毕业生谢尔顿·库珀

Yay Shelly

好棒啊谢利

Hello

大家好

I'm not very comfortable speaking in front of crowds

在一群人面前发言让我很不自在

But there's a technique to reduce stage fright

但有种技巧能减轻怯场

by focusing on one person in the audience

就是专注在观众席的某一个人身上

and delivering your speech just to them

只对那个人发表演讲

That's what I'll be doing today

我今天就打算这么做

If it weren't for this person I wouldn't be here right now

都是因为这个人我此刻才能站在这里

They've taught me a lot

此人教会了我许多

and it's by their example that I found the courage

正因为其树立的榜样我才能鼓足勇气

to move forward into this new and exciting chapter of my life

迈入我人生令人兴奋的新篇章

Missy

米希

this is for you

这是献给你的

Change can be scary

改变很吓人

but I know we're going to be fine

但我知道我们会没事的

because like you said

因为像你说的

"It's okay to be scared

"害怕也没关系

We just have to do it anyway "

我们就硬着头皮上吧"

So if any of my fellow graduates are nervous about the future

所以如果在座诸位毕业生也对未来感到紧张不安

know that you're not alone

要知道你们并不孤单

I suggest you all try to be as brave as my twin sister

我建议你们都试着像我双胞胎姐姐一样勇敢

That's my plan

那是我的计划

Missy

米希

I wish I could give you advice about middle school

我也希望能给你关于初中的建议

but I was so smart I skipped it

但我太聪明了所以我跳级了没读

If you make it to high school we'll talk

如果你能撑到高中那我们到时再谈

Thank you

谢谢大家

The following day

第二天

I attended my sister's elementary school graduation

我出席了我姐姐的小学毕业典礼

She didn't deliver a speech to me

她没回敬我一段演说

but she did make eye contact

但她倒是用眼神跟我交流了

while she sang "This Land Is Your Land "

在她唱《这片国土是你的土地》的时候

From the Redwood Forest

从红杉林

To the Gulf Stream waters

到墨西哥湾流

This land was made for you and me

这片国土是为你和我而建立

Later that day we had a graduation party for me and my sister

那天稍后我们家给我和我姐姐办了毕业派对

I don't normally care for parties

我通常不怎么喜欢派对

but this one wasn't so bad

但这一个还不赖啦

Who's ready for cake

谁要吃蛋糕

我

Hey should we say grace

我们要不要做饭前祷告

Heck yeah Let's hold hands

当然好啊我们手拉手

Oh cool Let's say grace

好开心哦一起说饭前祷告

Dale invited Jesus to the party

戴尔邀请了上帝来参加派对

and while he wasn't on my guest list it was okay

虽然他不在我的宾客名单上但没关系

because it made my mom happy

因为那让我妈妈很开心

And bless our friends and family

保佑我们的朋友和家人...

In fact it was the best graduation party

事实上那是我这辈子参加过的

I had ever been to

最棒的毕业派对

until the one we had for my son Leonard Cooper

直到我们给我儿子莱纳德·库珀办的那一场

Amen ‭Cake

-阿门 -吃蛋糕

I wanted his name to be

我本来想给他取名叫

Leonard "Nimoy" Cooper but Amy wouldn't let me

莱纳德·"尼莫伊"·库珀的但艾米不准

Be happy I let you name him Leonard

我容忍你叫他莱纳德你就该烧高香了

Okay okay

行啦别咆哮

Love you Love you too

-爱你啦 -我也爱你

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曾扮演《星际迷航》系列中的斯波克