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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Some people are just natural born worriers

有些人天生就是爱操心

My mother for example

比如我妈就是这样

could whip herself into a frenzy

连我坐在床上什么都不干

even if I were sitting on my bed doing nothing

她都能把自己搞到紧张兮兮

Shelly

谢利

Shelly

谢利

Everything okay

你还好吧

Hunky dory Why

很好啊怎么了

Well you're kind of dressed like you kidnapped yourself

你把自己弄得像被绑架的人质

Oh I'm trying to block out sensory input

我在尝试封闭五感啦

I hit a roadblock determining

我判断一些问题时碰到了瓶颈

whether virtual particles have a fixed mass

就是虚粒子有没有固定质量

or violate momentum conservation

以及它有没有违反动量守恒定律

But then I remembered that Nikola Tesla believed

但我想起来尼古拉·特斯拉相信

that isolation is where ideas are born

独处是创意的摇篮

Who's Nikola Tesla

谁是尼古拉·特斯拉

One of the most prolific scientists of the 20th century

20世纪最有成就的科学家之一

Okay

好吧

And um

那...

just out of curiosity

我就好奇随口一问

how isolated was he

那他是有多"独处"呢

Oh highly

非常

He found human contact revolting

他觉得人与人之间的接触令他恶心

Well that's kind of a lonely way to live don't you think

你不觉得他那样的生活很孤单吗

Well he wasn't entirely alone

他也没有完全无依无靠啦

At the end of his life he became good friends

在他生命的尾声他跟一只褐鸽

with a brown pigeon

成为了好朋友

Great

真棒啊

See ya

您慢走

Have you heard from Dr Sturgis at all

斯特吉斯博士有联络你吗

没有

Can you believe the hospital's

你敢相信医院居然

still holding him for observation

还不放他走要留院观察吗

Can't you

你说呢

Well

这个嘛...

I think I just felt a neutrino

我好像刚感觉到一颗中微子

That one went right through my pants

刚才那一颗好像穿过我裤子了

You have goosegrass

你的花园有蟋蟀草

And you can't have a nice lawn

想要草皮好看

if you have goosegrass

就不能有蟋蟀草

I mean I'm worried about him

我很担心他嘛

I don't know how serious this is

我不知道他到底是严重还是不严重

The whole year you were together

你们两个在一起的这一整年

did you see any um

你有看出任何...

warning signs

不对头的地方吗

No Not really

没没什么特别的

I just thought he was another

我以为他只是另一个...

you know

你懂的

cute quirky egghead like Sheldon

像谢尔顿一样可爱又古怪的书呆子

Speaking of which

说到这个

when are you gonna tell Sheldon the truth about John

你打算什么时候告诉谢尔顿约翰的情况

Mm When the time is right

等到对的时机吧

So he still thinks he's being treated for mono

所以他还认为约翰是去治接吻病了吗

I had to come up with something contagious

我得说一个有高度传染性的病

so he wouldn't want to visit

他才不会想去探病嘛

Smart

高招

Thank you

客气客气

You're good at lying

你很会骗人啊

You should do it more often

你应该多多骗人

I like your earrings

我觉得你的耳环挺好看的

All right see when you get tackled in your own end zone

你看当你在自家达阵区前被人擒抱拦截

the other team gets two points and the ball

另一队就得到两分并得到球权

That's called a safety

这叫安全分

I thought one of the players was a safety

我还以为是某位子的球员叫强卫[安全分]

Well that's true too

你说的这个也对

I'm confused

我搞不明白了

Now you know how I feel when you talk

现在你懂我听到你在聊

about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

少年忍者神龟时的感觉了吧

What's confusing

有哪里不懂的

Everything you need to know is in the title

你需要知道的一切资讯都在这名字里了

Dad

爸

How would you like to be rich

你有兴趣发财吗

Go away

一边儿去

Aren't you even a little curious

你难道没有任何一点好奇吗

Does it involve me giving you money

发财的门路需要我给你钱吗

Yeah but then I give you more money back

是的但是我会回馈给你更多钱啊

How much more

多多少

Way more

多很多

You got to get in on this

你得赶紧投资啊

Thanks I'm not interested

谢了我没兴趣

You're gonna regret it

你会后悔的

Show me

拿出来看看吧

Texas snow globes

德州雪球

The card store on Magnolia is going out of business

附近那家卡片礼品店要倒闭了

They're selling these for one dollar each

这个雪球卖一块钱一个

I sell 'em for five and the money rolls in

我一个卖5块简直跟印钞机一样啊

Does it worry you that the store selling these things

你就没担心过卖这东西的店

is going out of business

都要倒闭了吗

You have no vision

你这人没有远见

Can I get back to the game

可以放我继续看比赛了吗

Fine I don't need your money

行行行我也不需要你的钱

I have my own

我自己有钱

Then why are we having this conversation

那你还来找我说这个事干嘛

'Cause I'd rather lose your money than mine

因为我宁愿亏你的钱也不想亏自己的钱啊

See

看到没

Vision

远见

I've always felt the world of subatomic particles

我一直认为亚原子粒子的世界

would make an excellent video game

可以做成一个超棒的电子游戏

Uh fortunately thanks to my brain

多亏了我聪明的大脑

I've been playing it for years

我已经玩上这游戏许多年了

You cheeky little muon

你个狡猾的渺子

you know you don't belong there

你自己知道你不该在这区

Don't look at me He's your kid

别看我他是你生的仔

《你孩子心理健康的完全指南》

Someone likes snow globes

有人很喜欢雪球啊

I hope so I don't want 'em

希望吧我自己是不想要

《农舍厨房菜》

Okay

好的

What do we got here

看看都买了些什么

Farmhouse Kitchen

《农舍厨房菜》

Garfield Hangs Out

《加菲猫》漫画

The Complete Guide to Your Child's Mental

《你孩子心理健康的完全指南》

Oh look that cute little book light I'll get that too

那个可爱的小书灯我也要了

‭Okay

好的

You still want the crazy kid book right

这本疯孩子的书还要的对吧

Yeah

要

Okay

好的

52 Texas snow globes

52个德州雪球

comes to

总共是

$55 25

55.25块

Can't you do any better

不能商量一下吗

What do you mean

你是什么意思

You're going out of business

你都要倒闭了

and I'm buying 'em all

我把这库存都买下来了

Give me a break

给点折扣吧

Okay $50

好吧 50块

$30

30块吧

$40 ‭ $35

-40块 -35块

Deal ‭ No wait

-成交 -等等

$32

32块

$33

33块

$35

35块

George ‭

乔治

Hey that's clever

这书灯很有巧思啊

I'm reading this book about mental problems

我在读这本跟精神问题有关的书

and I'm worried it sounds like Sheldon

我有点担心里面描绘的很像谢尔顿

Well stop reading the book

那你就别读这个书了

Shelly and Dr Sturgis have a lot in common

谢利跟斯特吉斯博士有很多共同点

and look what happened

你看看人家现在都什么样了

What you mean like how he went to

怎么你是说他被送进...

As a society we've made strides

在现在这个社会我们在

in how we discuss psychological issues

如何谈论精神方面的疾病有了长足进步

30 years ago in East Texas

而30年前的东德州呢

let's just say we hadn't

只能说我们还没那么进步

That could be your son one day

有一天你儿子可能也是这样呢

Honey just 'cause they're both super smart

老婆只因为他们都非常聪明

doesn't mean that they're the same person

不代表他们就是同个人

I mean Sturgis was in love with your mom

你看斯特吉斯爱上了你妈

so clearly he was nuts from the get go

从这点就能看出他是神经病啊

You're not helping

你真是一点忙都帮不上

I'm not wrong either

但我的话也没说错啊

Love you

爱你哟

Why aren't you also driving Missy to school

你今天怎么不载米希一起上学

I thought it might be nice for us to chat

因为我想跟你两人单独聊聊天嘛

About Missy

聊米希吗

She is a bit much isn't she

她的确是有些令人难忍是吧

Here's a question for you

我有个问题想问你

Do you ever see or hear things that other people can't

你有看或听到别人看听不到的事物过吗

Oh all the time

经常啊

Right now the car antenna is vibrating

比如现在车的天线正在震动

at the same frequency as the pistons in the motor

它与这台车引擎的活塞的频率是一致的

It's quite irritating but you know me

挺烦人的但你也知道我这人

I don't complain

我从来不抱怨

I meant more like things that aren't actually there

我指的是那些并不太真实存在的事物啦

Ah isn't that the fundamental question of modern metaphysics

这不正是现代形而上学的基本问题吗

What is actually there

根本上有什么存在

This is fun

聊得真开心

Missy should ride with Dad more often

米希应该多坐爸的车上学

Let me try this a different way

让我再换个方式问

Um do you ever feel paranoid

你有过神经兮兮

like people are out to get you

觉得随时有别人要来害你过吗

I'm a ten year old in high school

我是个10岁就在高中读书的孩子

people are out to get me

的确是到处都有人要来害我啊

That's fair

这话合情合理

I just think if I was having these feelings

我是在想如果是我有这些感觉

that might be scary right

那应该挺可怕的吧

I suppose so

大概吧

And this is something that's been concerning you

而你正被这些问题所困扰吗

Maybe

或许吧

Lately

最近这段期间啦

A little

有一点

But the important thing is that we can always talk

但最重要的是我们可以敞开心扉

about this kind of thing with each other

跟彼此聊这方面的事情

Do you have any books on mental health

您这边有跟心理健康有关的书吗

Sure Why

当然啊怎么了

I believe my mother is unraveling

我觉得我妈快要疯了

We have a few books on mental illness you might find helpful

我们有几本你可能有用的精神疾病书籍

This one's a good place to start

从这本开始读应该挺不错

Have you read it

你读过吗

Read it lived it

读过体验过

made the mistake of talking about it on a date

也犯过在与人约会时聊这个的错

Sure Walk away

行啊你就走吧

They all do

你们男人都这样

Who is it

谁啊

Georgie Cooper

小乔治·库珀

Who

您哪位

I'm your neighbor

我是你的邻居

The one with the chickens

养鸡的那一家吗

不是

The ones with that weird smart kid

有奇怪的天才小孩那家吗

Yeah that's my brother

是的那是我弟弟

I don't like that kid

我不喜欢那孩子

Neither do I sir

我也不喜欢他啊先生

What do you want

你来想干嘛

I was wondering if you'd like to buy one of th

我想知道您有没有兴趣买一个...

You didn't even see what I was selling

你都还没看我要卖什么

What

你卖啥

Texas snow globes

德州雪球

Dang it

靠

See

看见没

It's pretty

很漂亮

Why would I want that

我要这玩意干嘛

Well um

这个嘛...

b b because it's Texas

因为这可是德州啊

and everybody in Texas loves Texas

每个德州人都热爱自己的家乡

Dang it

靠

And if you act now

如果你立刻行动

you can have this beautiful

你家里就能拥有这个

limited edition keepsake in your home

漂亮的限量版纪念品

for the low low price of only five dollars

价格不过是低廉的五美元

I hope you know I'm missing

我可是丢下了《人民法庭》节目

People's Court right now

来开门听你废话的

But with Christmas coming

但圣诞节即将到来

this would make an excellent stocking stuffer

这可以塞进圣诞袜里当作超棒的礼物

Well you're my grandson

你是我外孙

and I love you

我爱你

so it hurts me to do this

所以摔你门我也很心痛

Dang it

靠

《诊断精神疾病》

《你孩子心理健康的完全指南》

Oh dear

天啊

Oh no

不好

Oh no

糟了

Oh dear

完蛋了

Sorry I gave you the boot before

抱歉我之前让你吃了闭门羹

Does that mean you'll buy one now

那你现在是要买吗

并不

You didn't sell a single snow globe

你一个雪球都没卖出去吗

Now don't give your brother a hard time

别为难你哥哥

He took some initiative and I admire that

他主动去做一件事我很佩服

Thank you

多谢夸奖

I mean the snow globes were silly

雪球虽然挺傻帽的

but I bet your next idea will be great

但你下个点子一定很棒

They're not silly

它们才不傻

I'm glad you feel that way 'cause you got 50 of them

你这么想就好了因为你还屯着五十个呢

I'm gonna sell them all just to prove you wrong

哪怕就为了证明你是错的我也会全部卖光

Well now I know

既然

it's a peeing contest between you and your daddy

这变成你和你爸比赛谁尿得更远

I'll take two

我就要两个吧

Well all right

好咧

Mom you're not crazy about Dad

妈妈你也没多喜欢爸爸

Want to buy a snow globe Enough

-想买个雪球吗 -够了

And I don't like us making fun of each other

我也不喜欢我们互相嘲笑对方

We're family and this should be a place that is safe

我们是一家人家里应该是个安全的环境

where we can talk about anything

我们想聊什么都行

I agree

我赞同

Now let's just say grace

我们做饭前祷告吧

Thank you God

感谢上帝

for this food we are about to receive

赐予我们这些食物

and bless the hands that prepared it

也赐福准备这顿饭的人

And please keep us all in good health

并请您保佑我们

body and mind

身体以及精神上都健康

Why are you looking at me

你为什么看着我

I'm not Amen Amen

-我没有阿门 -阿门

Hello

你好

Oh baby

宝贝

What are you doing up

你怎么起来了

I couldn't sleep

我睡不着

Why are you up

你为什么也不睡觉

Same

一样

Do you have insomnia from anxiety

你因为焦虑而失眠吗

Is that what you have

你是因为这个原因吗

Yes

是的

What are you anxious about

你在焦虑什么呢

Honestly your mental health

老实说你的精神健康

Me Why

我为什么

Well you seem preoccupied lately

你最近好像心事重重

and you were asking me all those questions in the car

之前在车上又问我那些问题

I was just letting you know that if you were having any problems

我只是想告诉你如果你遇到问题

you could come to me with them

可以来找我帮忙解决

You think I have mental problems

你觉得我有精神问题吗

Well not problems

没到问题那么严重啦

I'm just worried about your future

我只是担心你的未来

and when I see you moving

而且当我看到你...

subatomic particles around in the air that makes

在空中移动亚原子粒子时我觉得...

Subatomic particles are real

亚原子粒子是真实存在的

You talk to an invisible man in the sky

你还跟天上一个看不见的男人说话呢

who grants wishes

祂还能实现愿望

If anyone's mental it's you

要说谁真疯了那也是你

Okay now you are over the line

这你就太过分了

You apologize

你道歉

不要

What the hell's going on

什么情况

Nothing It's fine

没什么没事

Mom thinks that I'm crazy

妈妈觉得我疯了

I thought we weren't supposed to say stuff like that

我们不是说好不提这种字眼吗

Mother

妈妈

Yes ‭ Is it okay

-什么事 -我可以

if I use a knife to butter my toast

用刀给吐司涂牛油吗

or are you worried I'll do something crazy with it

还是你担心我会用刀做出疯狂的举动

You can butter your own toast Oh good

-你可以自己涂牛油 -太好了

You see the toast too

你也能看见吐司

I was afraid I was imagining it

我还担心是我幻想出来的呢

Sheldon All right

-谢尔顿... -好了

that's enough

别闹了

What's going on

这是什么情况

Nothing's going on Everything's fine

什么情况都没有一切如常

I'll tell you later

我等会告诉你

My mother believes I'm mentally unstable

我妈妈认为我精神不稳定

And since there's a genetic component and I'm her child

由于这是有遗传倾向的我又是她生的

I suppose it's possible

所以我想这确实有可能

I know you're angry right now

我知道你现在很生气

but you will not be disrespectful

但你不能目无尊长

You know fits of rage are a classic sign of psychosis

暴怒也是精神病的典型症状

Oh you haven't seen fits of rage yet

你还没见识到老娘真暴怒起来的样子呢

I said that's enough

我说别闹了

Both of y'all are acting like lunatics

你们俩都表现得像疯子

You up to speed

你了解情况了吧

I think I got it

我想我知道了

I already accepted Jesus in my heart

我已经在心里接受耶稣了

No I'm selling these Texas snow globes

不我是想推销这些德州雪球

I have enough crap in my house

我家里的垃圾够多了

Crap

垃圾

You love Texas right

你热爱我大德州吧

Well sure

当然

And who doesn't like snow

又有谁不喜欢雪呢

Sleds and snowball fights

坐雪橇打雪仗

I remember it snowed hard here once

我记得我小的时候

when I was a kid

这里下过一场漫天大雪

That must have been amazing

那一定很美吧

It was They cancelled school

是的学校停课

Me and my brother built a snow fort in the backyard

我和我哥在后院搭了座雪堡垒

That's cool

真酷

My brother and I love doing stuff together

我和我弟弟也很喜欢一起做各种事

We're really close

我俩非常亲密无间

I hadn't thought about that day in a long time

我很长时间没想起过那一天了

Well

那...

what if that memory

要是那段美好回忆

was just one shake away

只需摇一摇就能回来呢

How much

多少钱

Five dollars

五美元

Fine I'll take it

好吧我要了

How about you get one for your brother

不如再多拿一个给你哥哥吧

I don't know

我说不好

He married some Yankee gal and moved to Connecticut

他娶了个北方妞儿搬去康涅狄格州了

But he's still your brother

但他仍是你哥哥啊

Aw what the hell

不管了

She's gonna leave him at some point

反正她迟早会抛弃他的

医疗广场

I don't see the point of this

我不知道这有什么意义

I just don't think it could hurt for us to talk to someone

我就是觉得我们找人咨询一下也没坏处

But I could be home right now

但我明明此刻可以在家里

wearing a blindfold mittens and nose plug

戴上眼罩手套和鼻塞

doing something important You know what

-做些重要的事 -知道吗

Maybe you should mention

或许你可以

the blindfold and mittens to the doctor

跟医生聊聊眼罩和手套的事

Or maybe I'll mention how you think that God speaks to you

或许我也可以聊聊你觉得上帝有跟你交流的事

because I find that concerning

因为那让我有点担心

He does speak to me and right now he's saying

他确实有和我交流此刻他就在说

I should wash your mouth out with soap

我该用肥皂洗干净你的臭嘴

Violent fantasies

暴力幻想

Interesting

有意思

Mrs Ebner do you remember where you were

艾伯纳太太你还记得

the last time it snowed in Medford

梅德福上一次下雪时你在哪吗

We didn't have a carrot for the snowman's nose

我们当时没有给雪人当鼻子的胡萝卜

so can you believe we used a hot dog

只好用了根热狗肠你能相信吗

That must have been a sight

那景象一定很有趣

I was with my grandchildren

我当时跟外孙们在一起

They had never seen snow before

他们是第一次见到雪

I taught 'em to make snow angels

我教他们堆雪天使

Little angels making little angels

小天使制作小天使呢

You can't put a price on memories

美好回忆可是无价的

But I am running a special two for eight

但我在做特价买两个八美元

Hey little princess

小公主你好呀

This is called "Snow "

这个叫"雪"

She likes it

她喜欢呢

So naturally I was concerned about his well being

所以我自然会担心他的健康

and was keeping an eye on him just to be safe

为了安全起见便密切留意他

It's called being neurotic

这叫神经质

It's called being a good mother

这叫当个称职的好妈妈

This is healthy

这样很健康

Communication is the cornerstone

沟通交流是奠基...

I am behaving no differently than I ever have

我的表现跟以往没什么不同

Why are you suddenly so worried about me

你为什么忽然担心起我来了

That is a valid question

这个问题问得好

Has anything changed recently

最近发生了什么改变吗

Well

这个嘛

Maybe it's hormonal

可能是荷尔蒙作祟

When does menopause typically begin

通常更年期是几岁开始的

It is not my hormones

不是因为我的荷尔蒙

Well it certainly isn't mine

反正肯定不是我的

I'm showing no signs of puberty

我还没任何青春期发育的迹象

这...

You know sometimes mothers look for issues with their children

有时妈妈会故意找孩子身上的问题

so they can feel more needed

为了让自己感到被需要

Okay now we're getting somewhere

我们终于有些进展了

That is not what's happening

才不是这么回事

Well then what is happening

那是怎么回事呢

Baby there's something I need to tell you

宝贝有件事我得告诉你

Dr Sturgis is not in the kind of hospital you think he is

斯特吉斯博士不是住进了你想的那种医院

What kind of hospital is he in

那他是在哪种医院

The psychiatric kind

精神病院

Why What's going on

为什么发生了什么

He was having some issues

他的健康遇到些问题

but he's getting the help he needs

但现在有专业的人在帮他

and I'm sure he's gonna be fine

他一定会康复的

And you think since he and I are both gifted

你觉得因为我和他都有天赋

I'm going to end up like him

我以后也会变成他那样吗

Well it

我...

it crossed my mind

我的确有这样想过

Sheldon you're my baby

谢尔顿你是我的宝贝儿子

It is my job to worry about you

我有责任担心你

I can't help it

我控制不了

I'm sorry I cause you so much concern

抱歉我让你这么担心

I'm not

我不感到抱歉

See how valuable a little communication can be

看见没一点沟通就能有巨大的效果

You do not take credit for this

这事你屁功劳都没有

And the turtle eating the pizza is Leonardo

在吃比萨的那只乌龟是李奥纳多

How can you tell

你怎么分得出来

He's wearing blue

他戴蓝色眼罩

And he's the hot one

而且他最帅

Dad remember my silly idea

爸爸还记得我的傻帽点子吗

Yeah

记得

Guess what

猜猜怎么着

It's snowing

下雪了