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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Since the 1970s home video games

打从1970年代起家庭电子游戏机

have been coveted by children around the world

就受到全球各地小朋友的垂涎

I was not one of those children

我不是其中的小朋友之一

What do you think I won it bowling

怎么样我打保龄球赢来的

It was either that or a Crock Pot

只能换这个或者是慢炖锅

and I already got three of those

我家里已经有三个慢炖锅了

so I thought I'd surprise you

所以我就想给你个惊喜

No thank you Video games are for children

不了多谢好意游戏机是给小孩玩的

Sheldon you are a child

谢尔顿你就是个小孩

I just blew the hot off your SpaghettiOs

我刚刚还帮你把罐装意面给吹凉呢

I'm sorry Meemaw

真的很抱歉姥姥

I just don't think it's a very productive use of my time

但我觉得玩这个太浪费我的宝贵时间

You're a man of science

你是投身科学的人

Aren't you interested in doing a little research here

难道你就没兴趣来这里面做点调研吗

"Brave adventurer prepare to enter a world

"勇敢的冒险家准备好投身进入一个

beyond your imagination

超乎你想象的世界

Where the only sound you'll hear is your own heart pounding

在这里面你唯一能听到的声音

as you race through the dark woods "

是你穿越黑暗森林时心脏砰砰跳的声音"

This sounds terrifying Really

-这感觉很可怕 -你不是吧

You don't even want to try it

你都不想玩玩看吗

Honestly I'd have more fun with the Crock Pot

说实话你换个慢炖锅我可能玩得更开心

Fine I'll just play by myself

行那我自己去玩

That's amusing ‭Why

-真好玩 -怎么了

I guess it's the juxtaposition of an old person using new technology

大概是把老年人跟使用新科技放在一起吧

it tickles me

仿佛挠了我的笑穴

What if this old person really tickles you

那要是这个老年人真的挠你痒呢

I'll play I'll play

我玩我玩

I'm not getting any younger

老身寿元无多啦

I have to read the instructions first

我得先读完说明书啊

Did you know this document gives us specific legal rights

你知道这份文件赋予了我们特定的合法权利吗

We may also have other rights which vary from state to state

还得到了一些随着各州法律不同而变的权利

I did not

我不知道

Well now you do

现在你知道啦

All right I'm ready ‭ Great

-好了我准备好了 -太好啦

To read the manufacturer's warranty

准备好读制造商保修声明了

Oh you're killing me

我要被你逼死啦

赫歇尔的修车厂

Hey George how y'all been

乔治你们好吗

Good good Hey fixed your place up looking snazzy

很好很好你把厂重新打理得很不错啊

Ah thanks Even got a new water cooler

谢谢还弄了个新款饮水机呢

It's got those pointy cups look like Madonna's bra

还附赠了尖角杯像麦当娜的那种胸罩

So what's going on with your truck

所以你的卡车有什么问题

other than the fact it's got 130 000 miles on it

除了它已经开了20万公里了

She been running hot I'm worried I need a new radiator

它最近温度有些高有点担心需要换新散热片

As your friend and neighbor I hope not

以你朋友与邻居的身份我希望它没坏

but as a businessman that'd be pretty sweet

以商人的身份来说坏了我就赚了

It could just be the thermostat not opening right

有可能只是引擎节温器出了问题

That is correct

正确

How'd you know that

你怎么会知道这个

I took auto repair last year

我去年修了汽车修理课

And you actually paid attention

你还真的认真听课啦

I'm as surprised as you are

我自己比你还惊讶好吗

Now we need to put in a name before we start

开始游戏前我们得先给角色取名

What are you thinking

你有什么想法

We should combine the letters in our two names

我们应该合并我们俩的名字字母

Sheldon and Meemaw

谢尔顿与姥姥

Like uh ShelMaw

比如谢尔姥吗

No using all the letters like

不是得用上所有字母比如...

Emelda Showmen

艾默达·休曼

Did you just do that in your head

这是你刚才在脑中就想出来的吗

Yes why

是啊怎么了

Never mind just put it down

没什么那就取这个吧

输入你的名字:

All right here we go

好了开玩吧

I thought I was playing

我还以为是我来玩

You don't know how to play you didn't read the manual

你不知道怎么玩啊你没读说明书

You're in charge Emelda

你来掌控吧艾默达

Thank you

谢谢

Should I go left or right

我该往左还是往右

Why don't you try going in that cave

你为什么不试试走近洞穴

Why would I do that It's probably dangerous

我为什么要走进去里面估计有危险

Sheldon they wouldn't have put the cave there

谢尔顿他们要是不想玩家进去

if they didn't want you to go in it

就不会在那里放一个洞穴啦

Seems unnecessarily reckless but okay

感觉不必要地莽撞但行吧

Dark and dangerous

黑暗又危险

I told you

我跟你说了吧

Just keep going

你就继续往下走就是了

The box was right my heart is pounding

盒子上写的真没错我的心脏砰砰跳

All right

好啦

good news

有个好消息

Tell me

告诉我

Well the kid was right

这孩子说得没错

it's just the thermostat

只是节温器出了问题

Yeah yeah So how long to fix it

行吧行吧那要多久才能修好

Nothing 20 minutes Can I help

-很快 20分钟就好 -能让我帮忙吗

Well sure Grab yourself a pair of coveralls and have at it

没问题去穿好工作服就来大展身手吧

Thanks

谢谢

Really

你不是吧

I'm paying you so my own son can fix my truck

我付钱给你来让我儿子修我的车吗

Well we could have my son do it

我们也可以让我儿子来修啊

but we know how that's gonna end

但我们都知道结果会如何

What are you doing

你在干嘛啊

Kill him ‭I'm trying

-杀他啊 -我在努力

Well what's the problem

那你是举不动刀了还是怎么

I seem to have weak thumbs

我好像大拇指不太有力

Pause it

暂停

I'm a little winded

我有一点气喘吁吁

Why don't you let the old person give it a shot

你何不让老年人来试试火力呢

Would you like me to give you a tutorial first

你想要我先给你来一段新手教程吗

Give it to me I'll figure it out

手柄给我我自己能弄明白

We are such different people Meemaw

我们不一样啊姥姥

Thank you

谢谢

Die you sumbitches die

死吧你们这群狗逼死吧

Very different people Die you son bitches

-非常不一样 -死吧你们这群狗逼

When I grow up will I be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader

我长大会成为达拉斯牛仔队的拉拉队员吗

"Not likely " Darn it

"很难" 可恶

Did you tell her

你跟她说了吗

Why don't you tell her

你为什么不自己告诉她

Tell me what

告诉我什么

Herschel offered me a part time job

赫歇尔愿意让我去他那里打工

Really

真的吗

Between that

又要打工

and football practice when would you do your homework

又要橄榄球队练习你什么时间写作业

When does he do it

他什么时候写过作业了

Are you okay with this

你没意见吗

Yeah I think it'll be good for him

没意见我觉得对他也有好处

I don't know I think his education should come first

我不知道了我觉得学习应该摆在第一位

Come on Mom It's not like I'm gonna graduate

拜托妈我又不是能以

"Val dictator torian "

毕业"独裁生"代表毕业的料

You heard him

你听到他的话了

Fine but I want you here for dinner every night

行吧但你每天得在晚饭前回来

and if your grades slip you are done

如果你成绩下滑这事就没戏

Thank you ‭Now go wash up

-谢谢 -现在去洗手准备吃饭

And don't get grease all over my towels

不许把油污弄得我毛巾上都是

He really did know his stuff at the shop It was impressive

他是真的挺了解修车的东西令人刮目相看

All right well maybe it'll be a good thing

好吧或许能是一件好事

How about a Houston Oilers cheerleader

休斯顿油工队的拉拉队员呢

"Signs point to yes " I'm gonna marry a quarterback

"有可行的征兆" 我要嫁给一个明星球员了

Over the next few days

在接下来的几天

I ran to my meemaw's house

我放学后都冲向姥姥家

so we could save the 8 bit princess

好一起拯救8位元的像素公主

And if it's unclear how important this was

如果刚才的话没表达出这事有多重要

let me say it again I ran

让我再重新说一次我冲了

Right behind you monster monster

在你后面有怪兽有怪兽

I see him

我看到了

You're losing life points do something

你掉血了做点什么啊

Calm down I've got this

冷静我能搞定

No no no you're going to die

不行不行你要死了

We're going to have to restart this level

死了我们就得重新打这关了

Okay we need to set a few ground rules

好了我们得定几个规矩

Rules love 'em

规矩我喜欢

Mazes puzzles panic attacks

迷宫解谜恐慌症发作

you're in charge

你来负责

Whooping monster butt that's my purview

干掉怪兽这由我来管

Understood However

明白但是...

Excuse me Is there a monster on that screen

不好意思画面上有看到怪兽吗

Yes ma'am

有的女士

And can two players swing the magic sword ‭No

-魔法剑能由两名玩家同时挥舞吗 -不能

So what does that mean as we go forward

那之后碰到这种情况我们该如何

I have to shut my yap

我得闭上我的鸟嘴

Attaboy

乖孩子

Can I still have a panic attack

那我还可以恐慌症发作吗

If you do it quietly

如果你默默发作就行

No no no

不不要不要啊

So me and Herschel dropped the engine on this Pacer today

我跟赫歇尔今天把一台车的引擎给卸了

It was so cool ‭

太酷了

I had a buddy in high school had a Pacer

我高中也有一个朋友有同款车

with the flames painted on the side

车身喷了火焰的图案

which was funny 'cause the damn thing caught fire

还挺好笑的因为那台破车

during the Homecoming parade

在返校日游行时着火了

Too bad he didn't know Herschel

可惜他不认识赫歇尔

He can fix anything Guy's a genius

他什么都能修好他就是个天才

You mean a car genius

你是指车界天才

Is Dad getting his feelings hurt "Yes "

爸爸是不是伤心了 "是的"

The ball don't lie

占卜8号球不会说谎

Sorry

抱歉

Excuse us

打扰了

Thank you

谢谢

See you later

回见

There it is The cyclops

它来了独眼巨人

I see it Get it get it

-我看到了 -干掉它干掉它

I'm trying Use the sword

我在试着呢用剑砍啊

Use the sword Your yap is open again

-用剑啊 -你的鸟嘴又张开了

Hello

你们在干嘛

What

干嘛

It's past his bedtime Let's go

过了他该上床的时间了该走了

Oh come on five more minutes

别这样嘛再玩五分钟

No Now say good night to your grandson

不行跟你孙子说再见吧

You'll play with him again tomorrow

你明天再跟他玩

Good night Sheldon

晚安啦谢尔顿

Good night Meemaw

晚安姥姥

Don't play without me

不可以趁我不在的时候玩啊

Of course not

当然不会啦

How old are you

你都几岁人啦

And I got my answer

我知道答案了

Hey neighbor what's up

好邻居怎么啦

Sorry to bother you so late

抱歉这么晚来打扰你

but one of my guys called in sick tomorrow

但我有个员工刚打来明天请病假

So we couldn't find the key to the palace

我们找不到打开宫门的钥匙

but then I figured out it was in the hay behind the stables

但我想出它就藏在马厩后的干草堆里

Great

很棒

Hey Herschel ‭ Mary

-你好啊赫歇尔 -玛丽

I also found us extra life points inside a demon

我还在恶魔体内找到了额外的生命点数

There are demons in this game

这游戏里还有恶魔吗

Don't worry Meemaw cut his head off

别担心姥姥把它的脑袋砍下来了

Anyhoo uh I was wondering

总之我想问问

if Georgie could come by after school tomorrow and help me out

小乔治明天放学后能否来帮我忙

Oh I don't know Herschel he's got football practice

我说不好赫歇尔他还有橄榄球训练

‭What's going on

怎么了

Herschel's asking if you want to work after school

赫歇尔问你明天放学后想不想去打工

Great I'll be there

好啊我会去的

What about football What about it

-那橄榄球怎么办 -什么怎么办

I mostly sit on the bench all day

我通常都是坐冷板凳从头坐到尾而已

That's because you got to earn your way on to first string

那是因为你得付出努力才能打首发啊

Or I can earn some money working for Herschel

又或者我可以给赫歇尔打工赚点零花

Why don't you and I talk a bit before you make a decision

我俩谈完你再做决定怎么样

Sorry I I didn't mean to cause a problem

抱歉我没要给你们造成麻烦

I'll find somebody else Y'all have a good night

我会找别人帮忙二位晚安

Night Herschel Night

-晚安赫歇尔 -晚安

Thanks a lot

真"谢谢"你啊

You really want to quit football to go work in a garage

你真想放弃橄榄球去修车厂工作吗

Hell yeah

当然

I thought you loved the game

我还以为你热爱橄榄球

I do but look at me I weigh 125 pounds

我是喜欢但你看看我只有56公斤的小身板

That's not important It's not

-这不重要 -不重要吗

Every time I get tackled somebody's got to run over

每次我被擒抱摔倒都得有人拿着嗅盐

with smelling salts just to wake me back up

冲过来给我闻我才能清醒过来

Well this isn't your decision You're gonna play football

这事轮不到你来决定你要去练橄榄球

You can't make me

你不能逼我

Oh yeah Wait and see

是吗走着瞧

Screw this

去你的

Even while sleeping

即使在睡梦中

my quest to save the princess continued

我拯救公主的征途也未停歇

which was quite a departure from my usual dreams

这跟我平时做的梦很不一样

such as determining the coolest prime number

比如在梦中决定哪个质数最酷

which by the way is 73

顺便告诉你们是73啦

在本集结尾有详细理由的标注

谢尔顿到长大后都还喜欢着73

Kill it Meemaw Kill it

杀了它姥姥杀了它

What do you think I'm trying to do It won't die

你以为我在干什么它就是打不死啊

Maybe you need a different weapon

或许你需要换个武器

I already tried the slingshot and the boomerang

我已经试过弹弓和回旋镖了都不行

All I have left is the damn flute

我只剩下一支没鬼用的长笛

It's a piccolo Didn't you pay attention

这是短笛那个老妇人给我们时

when the old lady gave it to us

你没认真听吗

Hello Meemaw

-喂 -姥姥

I'm sorry for waking you but I know how to kill the cyclops

抱歉吵醒你了但我知道怎么才能杀死独眼巨人了

We have to play the piccolo

我们得吹响那支短笛

Ooh What a great idea moonpie

真是个好主意小饼饼

We'll try it tomorrow

我们明天试试

Excellent Wait

太好了等等

How'd you answer your phone so fast It's not next to your bed

你怎么这么快就接起电话电话离你床很远啊

Uh well actually I was on my way to the bathroom

其实我正好起来要去厕所啦

You know us old people and our bladders

你也知道老人膀胱憋不住

I'll call you right back

我等会再打给你

That fibber

撒谎精

You're playing the game right now

你现在正在打游戏

I am not

我才没有

I saw you with my binoculars

我用望远镜看到你在打

Oh How about that

真是没料到啊

You promised not to play without me

你答应过会等我一起玩的

We're a team Emelda Showmen remember

我们可是搭档艾默达·休曼记得吗

I'm turning off the game and going to sleep right now

我这就关掉游戏上床睡觉

You'd better

你最好是

I love you good night

我爱你晚安

Binoculars for his birthday

送他望远镜当生日礼物

What was I thinking

我当时怎么想的

Where's Georgie

小乔治呢

Don't worry about it

不用担心

I wasn't worried

我没担心

I was practicing chitchat

只是在练习与人闲聊

Your mother's taking him to school

你妈会送他上学

That's not very efficient Our car's already going there

这样效率不高啊我们的车本来就要开去学校

Not that it's any of your business

这事与你无关

but I needed a break from your brother

不过我要暂时跟你哥保持距离

I certainly understand that He's an acquired taste

我无比理解你适应他这种怪胎需要时间

Like Grape Nuts

就像全麦谷物早餐

The first time I tried it I thought I was eating gravel

我第一次吃的时候以为自己在吃碎石子

But then I put a little sugar on it and let it get soggy

但之后我加了一点糖并把它泡软些再吃

Now it's in my top six cereals

现在它高居我最爱麦片的第六位

I'll try soaking Georgie in a bowl of milk

我再试试把小乔治泡进一碗牛奶里

Sarcasm

这是讽刺吗

Yeah

是的

I had a feeling

我猜到了

The clue was you don't normally put people in bowls of milk

线索在于通常不会把人放进一碗牛奶里

I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother

我是谢尔顿·库珀的姥姥

and uh I need to take him out of school today

我需要带他离开学校

Sure What's the reason

好的请问是什么原因

His Aunt Emelda's not doing well

他的姨妈艾默达病得很重

and has asked to see him 'fore she goes

希望临终前能见他一面

Oh I am so sorry

我很遗憾

Does she want to see his older brother also

她也想见见谢尔顿的哥哥吗

Nah She doesn't like him as much

不她没那么喜欢他

Okay I'll just track down Sheldon then

好吧那我去找谢尔顿

Boy do I love a pop quiz

老天我真喜欢突击测验

Will Sheldon Cooper please come to the main office

请谢尔顿·库珀到总务处来

"Ooh " What

你们怪叫什么

This is hooky Meemaw

这是逃学姥姥

Hooky is a serious offense

逃学是严重的违规行为

You're messing with me right

你在逗我吧

Any other kid would be thrilled their grandma

其他孩子被他们姥姥带离学校去打游戏

took them out of school to play a video game

都会开心死了

You've known me ten years

你都认识我十年了

When have I ever messed with you

我几时有逗过你

I didn't see your kid at practice today

我今天没看到你儿子去练球

Everything all right

没出什么事吧

Not really

没什么

That's it You're not gonna ask me what's going on

就这样你都不问我怎么回事吗

I just did You shut me out

我问了你拒绝回答

Well it doesn't mean you can't persist a little

那你也可以追问一下嘛

You know this is the kind of crap I get from my wife

我老婆才会跟我玩这种无聊闹剧

I do not need it from you

我不要跟你也来这套

Sorry

对不起

You're really not gonna ask

你真的不打算问吗

Oh boy

老天

Well moonpie this is it

小饼饼成败在此一举

Our final dungeon

最后一个地牢

Hard to believe

难以置信啊

Yeah

就是啊

Would you like to fight the last boss

你想打最终大魔王吗

You think I'm ready

你觉得我准备好了

We couldn't have gotten here without you

没有你我们不可能走到这一步

Well except for the part you did when I was sleeping

除了你在我睡觉时玩的部分

We're having a moment here Don't ruin it

现在气氛正佳你别给毁了

I've fought many digital battles in my life

我一生中打过无数场数字战役

but none are as memorable as this first one with my meemaw

但我跟姥姥携手打的第一场是最难忘的

By handing me the controller

她把手柄交给我

she was telling me she believed in me

意味着她信任我

That inside my small fragile frame beat the heart of a hero

她相信我瘦弱的身体内跳动着一颗英雄的心脏

Behind you behind you What're you doing

在你后面在你后面你在瞎搞什么

Hit the A Hit I know I'm pressing it

-按A键快按 -我知道我按了

Hit the A button ‭ I'm pressing it

-按A键啊 -我按了

Throw a bomb throw the bomb Which way

-扔炸弹快扔炸弹 -朝哪边

Throw the bomb

扔炸弹啊

Hey You up for some company

要不要一起喝啊

Sure Come on in

好啊请进

Sorry about the light beer

抱歉只有淡啤酒

but Brenda's got me on this health kick

但布兰达要我注意健康

You are melting away

立竿见影要成皮包骨啦

Shut up So listen

闭嘴啦我说

I feel bad about Georgie and this whole football thing

我对小乔治不练橄榄球的事感到很内疚

Thanks but it's not on you

谢谢但这事不怪你

I appreciate that but you got to know

谢谢你这么说但你得知道

there's an upside to this

这其实有好处

And that would be

什么好处

Your son has got a special gift

你儿子有特别的天赋

A gift

天赋吗

We are talking about Georgie right

我们在说小乔治对吧

Yeah I mean first off the kid really knows his way

是啊首先这孩子对引擎

around an engine which is all well and good

很懂行这一点很棒

But when it comes to fixing tires

但说到修轮胎

I swear I've never seen anything like him

我发誓我从没见过像他这么有天分的人

Tires How do you mean

轮胎什么意思

George I've been patching flats for 25 years

乔治我补胎补了25年了

You know slap some soapy water on them

你知道的就是浇一些肥皂水到轮胎上

look for the air bubble

找找哪里有气泡

But your son he doesn't need any tricks

但你儿子他不需要这些技巧

He knows where the puncture holes are

他知道爆胎的洞在哪里

He knows

他知道

He knows

他知道

He's got a sixth sense for tire damage

他在轮胎损坏方面有超强第六感

I mean you got to see him in action

你得亲眼看他补胎才知道

I It'll give you chills

会让你起鸡皮疙瘩呢

You know now that you say it

你说起来

whenever we had a leaky football

确实每次橄榄球漏气时

he knew exactly where the hole was

他都知道破洞在哪里

I am telling you your boy's got a future in the tire business

我告诉你你儿子在轮胎行业很有前途

Goodyear Firestone somebody's gonna scoop him up first round

固特异风驰通一定会有大公司抢着挖他去

Thanks Herschel That does my heart good

谢了赫歇尔我听了很欣慰

So I guess you got two geniuses in the family

看来你家有两个天才

Guess I do

好像是呢

Who knows maybe Missy'll make it three

谁知道呢没准米希是第三个

Or it's two

或者就两个

艾默达休曼

谢谢你救了我

I won I saved the princess

我赢了我救了公主

I knew you could do it

我就知道你能做到

Yes We saved her

好棒我们救了她

We saved the princess We did it

我们救了公主我们成功了

We did it ‭Yep

-我们成功了 -对

So now what

现在怎么办

We just return to our ordinary lives

我们就这样回归到平庸的生活吗

I guess so

我想是吧

Or we could just go to the store and buy another game

或者我们可以到店里再买一个游戏

Since that night I've battled orcs zombies

从那晚开始我对战过半兽人丧尸

Nazis Nazi zombies a dinosaur in a go kart

纳粹纳粹丧尸坐卡丁车的恐龙

and played Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher"

还用无弦塑料吉他弹过范·海伦乐队的

on a stringless plastic guitar

《献给老师的激情》

But nothing would ever compare

但没有一个比得上

to that first quest with my meemaw

我和姥姥共同完成的第一次挑战

Although Leonard pulling a groin muscle

虽然莱纳德玩《热舞革命》跳舞机

doing Dance Dance Revolution was a close second

拉伤了鼠蹊部肌肉那次紧随其后排在第二

Talk to me Tell me where it hurts

跟我说吧告诉我哪里疼

Unchained Melody Alex North

电影《人鬼情未了》知名插曲

Got you

找到了

I got goosebumps

我起鸡皮疙瘩了

"73是第21个质数把73反过来的37是第12个质数

谢尔顿在《生活大爆炸》第四季第10集说过