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I've always loved trains.

我从小喜欢火车

In fact

事实上

if my career in theoretical physics hadn't worked out

如果我理论物理学的工作没成

my backup plan

我的后备计划

was to become a professional ticket taker.

是打算当一个职业检票员

Or hobo.

或者是流浪汉

And when I figured out that trains allowed me

而当我发现火车能让我

to prove Newton's first law

证明牛顿第一定律...

an object in motion stays in motion

任何物体都要保持

with the same speed and in the same direction

匀速直线运动或静止状态

unless acted upon by an unbalanced force

直到外力迫使它改变运动状态为止

I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon

我感到了尼尔·阿姆斯特朗登月时

alone and happy.

那孤独又快乐的感觉

Shelly dinner's ready

谢利晚饭做好了

I don't care how dimwitted you are.

我不管你有多笨

Scientific principles have to make you smile.

但科学原理肯定能让你笑开怀

Of course nobody I knew in East Texas

当然我1989年在德州东部

in 1989 cared about Newtonian physics.

所认识的人中没人在乎牛顿物理学

The only Newtons they cared about

他们唯一在意的"牛顿"

were Wayne and Fig.

是艺人维恩·牛顿与牛顿饼干

Sheldon if you don't get in here

谢尔顿你再不来

I'm gonna lick your toothbrush Coming

我就去舔你的牙刷 -马上来

That's my sister.

那是我姐姐

And she's done it before.

而她真的做过这事了

What the hell were you doing out there

你窝在房里搞什么鬼呢

George language.

乔治说话文明点

What language So

我哪里不文明了所以呢

I was exploring dimensional kinematics.

我在研究维运动学

Admit it he's adopted.

承认吧他是领养的

How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister

我有个双胞胎姐姐怎么可能是被领养的

Think monkey think.

用脑啊猴哥用脑

That's enough.

够了

No one's adopted.

没人是被领养的

I wish I was.

真希望我是

That can still be arranged.

我还能让别人领养你

Now let's pray.

来祷告吧

A moment please.

稍等一下

Leave him be. He can hold hands with his family.

-随他去 -他为什么不能跟家人握手

It won't kill him.

握一下又不会死

We don't know that.

这可难说

Georgie did you wash your hands before dinner

乔治你吃晚饭前洗手了吗

Or even this week

或者说你这周有洗手过吗

None of your business.

关你屁事啊

Hence the mittens.

所以我戴手套

Thank you God for this food we're about to receive

感谢主赐予我们桌上的食物

and for the nourishment of our bodies

为我们的身体提供营养

and bless the hands that prepared it.

也保佑准备这餐点的人

Amen.

阿门

How come we ain't got no tater tots

为啥没有炸薯球

I made tater tots last night.

我昨晚做过炸薯球了

I'd take tater tots over mashed potaters any day.

我啥时候都会选炸薯球而不选薯泥

Just eat what I made you.

我做啥你吃啥

Can we at least have tater tots tomorrow

我们明天能吃炸薯球吗

It was family dinners like this

因为这样的家庭晚餐

that led me to adopt a mid Atlantic accent.

让我学会了大西洋中部口音

Nobel Prize winners...

诺贝尔奖得主

ought not be orderin' tater tots.

吃啥炸薯球啊

Everybody excited to start school Monday

有人期待周一开学吗

I am.

我

I guess so.

大概吧

Georgie

乔治呢

Freshman year that's a big deal.

上高一这可是件大事

How can I be excited when he's gonna be

当我想到他要跟我读同一年级

in the same grade as me

我就兴奋不起来

Don't worry Georgie I'm not planning

别担心乔治我没打算

on being in the ninth grade for very long.

要在高一读太久

All I know is he's not in the same grade as me anymore

反正他不再跟我读同一年级

and I'm thrilled.

我可高兴坏了

Good luck with your finger painting.

祝你上课玩手指画玩得开心

You're gonna get your ass kicked in high school.

你在高中绝对会被人虐得屁滚尿流

Hey language.

注意用词

I'm not going to be assaulted.

我才不会被揍

High school is a haven for higher learning.

高中可是高等教育的殿堂

Oh dear God.

我的神啊

Speaking of God who's going to church with me tomorrow

说到神谁明天要跟我去教堂

I can't.

我去不了

I'm meeting with the other coaches.

我要跟其他教练见面

You can't meet after church

不能去完教堂后再见面吗

No Mary I can't meet after church.

不行玛丽不能等去完教堂再见

Georgie

乔治呢

I got to study my playbook.

我得去学习战术手册

I'll go with you Mom.

我陪你去吧妈妈

Why are you going

你为什么去

You don't believe in God.

你都不信上帝

No but I believe in Mom.

不啊但是我信妈妈

I'll take it. Missy

总比不去好米希

Can't Heather asked me to...

去不了希瑟找我去...

You're goin'. Son of a bitch.

-你得去 -操他妈的

Missy...

米希

Don't you throw something at the dinner table.

不许在餐桌上扔东西

George Jr.

小乔治

Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study apes.

生物学家珍·古德研究人猿得去非洲

I just had to go to dinner.

我在家吃晚饭就行

Never at the dinner table

不许在餐桌上丢东西

You knock that off George

快停手乔治

D Do not retaliate

不许还手

Onward Christian soldiers

前进吧基督教的士兵

Marching as to war

向战场前进

With the cross of Jesus

带着耶稣的十字

Going on before.

向前进

In Matthew nine verse four Jesus said

在《马太福音》第九章第四节耶稣说

" Why would you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts "

" 你们为什么心里怀着恶念呢 "

Do you have evil thoughts

你的心里有恶念吗

I just don't think this part applies to me.

我只是觉得这一段我用不上

That's fine. Be quiet and listen.

没关系安静听讲就行了

I'm only nine years old.

我才九岁

Most evil doesn't start till puberty.

大多数恶念要等青春期才产生

Hello.

您好

Do you have evil thoughts

你有恶念吗

I'm having one right now.

现在就有一个

Really What is it

真的吗是什么

When we get home I'm gonna kick your little balls.

等我们回到家我要踢你的蛋蛋

You can't. They haven't descended yet.

你踢不了它们还没垂入阴囊

Mom What

-妈 -怎么

When should I be expecting my testicles

我什么时候可以人熟蛋落呢

What is wrong with him

这孩子有什么毛病

Nothin' is wrong with him.

他才没有毛病

Now turn around before I knock your lights out.

转回去不然小心我揍飞你的狗眼

...think continually on these things.

不停地想这些东西

A good thought leads to a good thing.

善念能导致好事发生

You feel it in your body. You feel it in your...

你能在体内感到你能在...

My mom was my Christian soldier.

我的妈妈就是我的基督教士兵

And for the record they descended when I was 15.

声明一下我的蛋蛋在我15岁时落下了

正常应该在出生至一岁前从腹腔落入阴囊

Shelly it's your last day of summer.

谢利这是你暑假最后一天了

Go out and enjoy it.

快出去玩儿吧

But I have to learn the student handbook.

但我得先学习学生手册啊

Ooh did you know extreme hairstyles

你知道特殊发型

goatees and mustaches are not allowed

山羊胡与小胡子都是不允许的吗

I didn't.

我不知道

I personally find that very reassuring.

这规定让我个人感到安心许多

Look what a beautiful day it is.

看看这多么风光明媚的一天

Go play.

去玩吧

GO play if only life were that simple.

去玩人生有这么简单就好了

There I played.

好我玩了

Hey Sheldon

谢尔顿

Hello Billy Sparks.

你好啊比利·斯巴克斯

Hello Matilda Sparks.

你好玛蒂尔达·斯巴克斯

I heard you're going to high school tomorrow.

我听说你明天要去上高中啦

I am.

是啊

You're going to have to find someone else

你得找一个新的

to torment on the playground.

在游乐场折磨的人了

Torment

折磨是什么意思

It means to maliciously harass.

就是恶意骚扰

Herass

骚鸟

That's funny.

真好笑

Well this was nice.

跟你聊天挺愉快

Hey doofus

二傻子

Mom

妈

Good girl. Mom

-乖女孩妈

What am I supposed to do His feet are growing.

我能怎么办他脚也在长大

Why can't he wear Georgie's old shoes

为什么不能让他穿乔治的旧鞋

He won't hold your hand.

他连手都不愿意跟他牵

You think he's gonna put his feet

你觉得他会愿意把脚

in his brother's smelly shoes

塞进他哥哥的臭鞋里吗

Well we damn well better cut back somewhere.

我们他妈总得找地方省出钱

Will you please keep your voice down

你能不能小声点

They're fighting about you again.

他们又在为你吵架

They're fighting about money.

他们是为钱吵架

It's a common argument in marriages.

这是婚姻中常见的争吵话题

Lights out.

熄灯睡觉啦

Big day tomorrow.

明天是大日子

Mom

妈妈

Do we have financial problems

我们家有经济问题吗

Don't you worry about that.

这事不用你担心

We are fine.

我们没事

Now go to sleep.

快睡觉

She's lying.

她在说谎

She just said that to make you feel better.

她是为了安慰你才这么说

Mom doesn't lie.

妈妈才不说谎

Sure she thinks the Earth was made in six days

的确她相信地球是上帝花六天做成

but that's 'cause she's gullible not a liar.

但她只是好骗而不是个骗子

Mom

妈妈

Sheldon can't find his bowtie.

谢尔顿找不到他的领结

Really I laid it out for him.

真的吗我帮他把衣服都摆好了啊

Leave it alone Mary. He doesn't need a bowtie.

别管他玛丽他不需要领结

It's his first day of school. Let him wear what he wants.

这是他第一天上高中他想穿什么就让他穿

Mom I can't find my bowtie

妈我找不到我的领结

Dear Lord why's he got to wear a bowtie

老天爷啊他为什么要戴领结

Can I drive in with you

我能坐你的车去上学吗

Sure.

可以

Everybody's gonna know he's your brother.

大家都会知道他是你弟弟

It's gonna be awful for you.

你要难受了

Tell her to shut up.

让她闭嘴

She's not wrong.

她说的也没错

It's got to be here.

绝对在这里

It's not. It's not

不在真的不在

Shelly stay calm. We'll find it.

谢利冷静我们会找到的

My tie is gone My tie is gone

我的领结不见啦我的领结

Shelly you don't really need a tie.

谢利你其实不需要戴领结

I have to find my tie. I have to find my tie.

我必须得找到它我一定要找到领结

Be right back.

马上回来

Professor Proton wears a bowtie

质子教授就有戴领结

George Junior

小乔治

give me back that bowtie right now

把他的领结给我

I didn't take it Don't you lie to me

-我没拿 -不许骗我

I'm not lying

我没说谎

We'll see about that. Stay out of my room

-走着瞧 -别进我房间

She's gonna find your dirty magazines.

她会搜到你的黄色书刊

Shut up

闭嘴

You are not having a good day.

你今天惨啦

Hey he didn't take it.

他没偷拿

Then what happened to it Help me find my bowtie

-那领结上哪去了 -帮我找我的领结

I'll check in the bathroom

我去浴室看看

I took it.

是我拿的

Why would you do that

你为什么拿他领结

Mary the boy is nine years old

玛丽那孩子才九岁

and going into high school.

现在要去上高中

Isn't that weird enough

这还不够奇怪吗

Give it to me. Come on.

-给我 -别这样

It's not just Sheldon.

不只是谢尔顿

Georgie's gonna be in class with him.

乔治会跟他是同班同学呢

Not in the bathroom

不在浴室

Give it.

拿来

Would you like to play a driving game

你想玩一个车上游戏吗

Not really. I always lose.

不太想我总是输

I know. That's why it's fun.

我知道所以才好玩啊

How about license plates with prime numbers

比如找车牌号是质数

followed by a cons... Why don't we just talk

-后面是常... -我们就聊天行吗

Very well.

好的

You understand that some people are gonna be intimidated by you

你明白学校里会有人因为你太聪明

'cause of how smart you are

而感到威胁吧

Or maybe they'll recognize my intellect

他们也有可能会认可我的聪明才智

and make me their leader.

进而推选我当他们的领导

Lord look after my son.

主啊请保佑我的孩子

Don't let him get stuffed in a gym bag.

保佑他不被人塞进运动包里

Oh dear.

天啊

That boy has an exposed tattoo.

那男生有个露出的刺青

He does.

是啊

I wonder if he knows

不知道他知不知道

that's in violation of the dress code.

那样违反着装规范

Speaking of which

说到这个

how about we lose the bowtie

咱们别戴领结了好吗

Why

为什么

Look around honey. None of the other kids are wearing one.

亲爱的你看大家没人戴领结啊

Well perhaps I'll start a fad.

或许我可以引领潮流啊

No you won't. Please trust Mommy.

你不会的相信妈妈

All right tell you what.

好吧这样吧

You take it off and this weekend

你如果摘下来这周末

I'll take you to RadioShack.

我就带你去逛睿侠电器行

美国老牌电器行主要卖电器与各种线

You doing okay

你还好吗

I guess.

大概吧

I smell ammonia.

我闻到了氨水味

They must've done a thorough cleaning recently.

他们肯定刚刚仔细清理过校园

I like that.

我喜欢

And remember if anybody bothers you what do you say

还记得如果有人骚扰你你该怎么说吗

My dad's a football coach.

我爸是橄榄球教练

And My brother's a football player.

-还有呢 -我哥是橄榄球员

Good.

很好

Hey Mom look.

妈你看

That girl's pregnant.

那女生怀孕了

Congratulations.

恭喜

Well that was revolting.

里面真是让人想吐

All right. This is your homeroom.

好的这是你的班级教室

Do you want me to go in with you

需要我陪你进去吗

No. Although I could've used you in the restroom.

虽然刚才在厕所时挺希望你在但不用

Okay well...

好的那...

You have a good day.

祝你今天一切顺利

And I'll pick you up after school

我放学后会来接你

same door we came in.

就在我们进来的那个出口等你

Are you crying or having an allergy attack

你是哭了还是过敏犯了

Allergies.

过敏

It's probably the ammonia.

估计是那些氨水

Probably.

应该是

Okay. Let the learning begin.

好开始学习吧

All right everybody

大家好

my name is Ms. MacElroy.

请叫我马克艾罗伊女士

In addition to being your homeroom teacher

我将会是你们的班导

I'll be seeing some of you in my English class

我也会是部分同学的英语课老师

and some of you on the volleyball court.

也会跟部分的同学在排球场上见

Just to give you a little history

跟大家简单介绍一下

I've been here at Medford for 29 years...

我在马德福教了29年

...I taught some of your older brothers and sisters

我教过你们一些人的哥哥姐姐

and sadly some of your parents.

很不幸地还有一些同学的爸爸妈妈

Not much I haven't seen.

也算见过各种大小场面了

Until today.

但今天又长了见识

I'm sure you're well aware we have a student with us

我相信大家都清楚我们有个同学

who despite his young age

虽然年纪还小

is remarkably gifted.

但天赋异禀

And I expect y'all to make him feel welcome.

我希望大家能相处融洽

Yes Sheldon

谢尔顿请说

Per the student dress and grooming code

根据学生着装与仪容规范

this boy's hair is too long

那个男生的头发过长

this boy is wearing sports attire

这个男生在规定范围外

outside of a designated area

穿着运动服饰

and this girl's blouse is diaphanous

这个女生的上衣太透

which means I can see her brassiere.

这表示我能看到底下的胸罩

Thank you.

谢谢

I will take that into account.

我会再参考你的意见

All right.

好

We have a few minutes before first period.

在第一堂课开始前还有几分钟

I need y'all to fill out these forms.

我需要大家都填好这些表格

What

怎么了

Also in violation of the grooming code on page 48

您违反了仪容规章第48页

article five subsection B

第5章B小段

you have a bit of a mustache.

您有一点小胡须

This is a stupid idea.

这就是个烂主意

This boy does not belong in our school.

这孩子就不该来上我们学校

Come on Vicky it's just the first day.

别这样维琪第一天上课而已

Why don't we all just take a deep breath here

我们大家先全都深呼吸一下

The hell with that. Five minutes into my math class

深个毛呼吸我的数学课才上5分钟

he questioned my credentials.

他就开始质疑我的文凭

How am I supposed to control a classroom when a kid accuses me

一个孩子质疑我违反了卫生条例的情况下

of being in breach of the hygiene code

我还怎么管住一个班

Well Hubert it wouldn't kill you to shower a little more often.

休伯特你多洗洗澡也不会死啊

George you want to weigh in here

乔治你想说两句吗

Oral Roberts University is a wonderful school.

奥洛尔罗伯茨大学是一所好大学

He said I was intimidated by his intelligence

他说我对他的聪明才智感到威胁

and then

然后呢

he offered to be my leader.

他提议来当我的领导

Do you know this sonata

你认识这个奏鸣曲吗

No.

不认识

How long have you played the piano

你学琴多久了

I don't play piano.

我不会弹钢琴

George you got any thoughts here

乔治你有什么看法

I certainly do.

当然

Mary tell him.

玛丽跟他说

It's simple. We don't have a choice.

很简单我们别无选择了

Well you gave it a shot.

你们也努力过了

We wish you luck with Sheldon elsewhere...

祝你们的谢尔顿在别的学校...

No no no.

不不不

We don't have a choice.

我们的别无选择

He's got to stay here.

是他只能在这里读书了

We can't afford private school.

我们负担不起私立学校

I sure can't homeschool him.

我也没办法在家教他

He's doing calculus and Euclidean something or other.

他已经在做微积分跟欧几里得什么的了

Euclidean geometry.

欧几里得几何学

Guess where I learned that.

猜猜我在哪学到的这个

Yeah yeah we know.

是是是我们知道

All I care about is that

我唯一在乎的就是

my son gets the education he deserves

我儿子得到了他应得的教育

so you all are gonna have to figure this out.

所以你们这些老师得想办法

Coach can you help me out here please

教练你能帮我说两句吗

'Cause I'm dyin'.

我要被逼死了

I'd rather not.

我没什么好说的

G minor.

G小调

F调

E flat.

降E调

C minor.

C小调

You have perfect pitch.

你有绝对音感

Okay.

好吧

Sweetheart you should really pursue music.

亲爱的你真的应该学习音乐

No thank you. Musicians take drugs.

不了谢谢音乐家都吸毒

Is there a faculty restroom I could use

有教师洗手间能让我借用一下吗

Cooper Stinson you're up.

库珀斯丁森你们上

Hey look it's the dumb brother.

快看是笨的那个哥哥

Okay.

上

That's enough.

够了

Hey that's enough

快停手

Hey hey That's enough

够了快停手

Georgie.

乔治

Georgie Georgie

乔治乔治

Stop Stop

停下来给我住手

What the hell is wrong with you

你发什么神经啊

You okay

你还好吗

No I'm not okay.

不一点都不好

Where you think you're going

你想去哪

I quit. I don't want to play anymore

不大了我再也不打橄榄球了

Since when Since right now

-什么时候不打了 -现在开始

All right what is going on

好了到底怎么了

What do you think's going on

你觉得呢

You mean Sheldon

谢尔顿吗

You can't let that bother you.

你不能让那些事影响到你啊

It doesn't bother you

难道就没影响到你吗

You got called to the principal's office.

你被叫进去校长办公室

Yeah that wasn't so great.

是啊的确是不太爽

I can't be in the same school as him

我不能跟他读一个学校

Well I don't see what choice you have.

你也没什么别的选择了

Right. Ever since he could talk I quit having any choices.

是啊从他会说话开始我再也没选择了

I know it's hard.

我知道这很难

I'm telling you as your coach quit your whining

但以你的教练身份告诉你少唧唧歪歪了

get your uniform on and you get your ass back out there.

穿上你的制服快滚回去继续练习

But what about as my dad

那以我父亲的身份呢

Your dad is having a bad day.

你的父亲今天也很惨

Listen to your coach.

听你教练的话吧

Can a clock be powered by an ordinary potato

普通的土豆能为时钟提供运转的电力吗

I hope so boys and girls

希望可以啊各位男孩女孩

or this is going to be a really boring episode.

不然这集将会超无聊啊

The supplies you'll need...

你需要的物品是...

Why can't we watch DuckTales

为什么不能看卡通《唐老鸭俱乐部》

'Cause we don't learn anything watching DuckTales.

因为看那卡通学不到东西

It's TV we aren't supposed to learn.

是看电视本来就不应该学东西

...two alligator grips and let's see...

两个鳄鱼夹还有我看看...

Of course a clock.

当然啦还需要个时钟

Missy go somewhere else. I need to talk to your brother.

米希去旁边我要跟你弟弟聊两句

Why don't you go somewhere else and I can watch Duck...

你们为什么不去一边谈这样我能看...

去

I hate everybody.

我恨你们

It's time for science.

科学时间到啦

Hey he was about to power a clock with a potato.

他正要用土豆给时钟提供电力呢

Not possible.

不可能行

Now listen... Am I in trouble

-听我说 -我要挨骂了吗

No.

没有

Maybe. Just listen.

或许乖乖听吧

You're not gonna make it in this school

你要是想在学校混下去

if you keep ratting people out.

你就不能一直举报别人

But they were breaking the grooming codes

可是他们违反了仪容准则

and the dress codes.

还有着装准则啊

I saw one boy with a T shirt that said...

我看到一个男生他的T恤上写着...

Bite me. Yeah. That that's terrible.

-"咬我啊" -是啊这...这样很不好

Sheldon let me tell you a little story.

谢尔顿我跟你说个小故事

Did you ever wonder why we moved from Galveston to Medford

你想过我们为什么从加尔维斯顿搬到这里吗

No. I tend to wonder about the bigger questions.

没有我通常都是想一些更重要的问题

Okay well here's why.

好吧我告诉你原因

Your dad had a real good coaching job

你爸爸本来有个很棒的教练工作

and I saw some grown ups breaking rules.

而我看到了其他大人违反了规则

What'd they do

他们做了什么

I It's kind of complicated but...

挺复杂的不过呢...

football coaches aren't allowed to recruit kids

橄榄球教练是不允许

from other high schools to play on their teams.

从别的高中挖角学生到自己队伍的

And you told on them

你去举发了他们吗

Yeah. You know what happened

是啊你知道发生了什么事吗

Justice descended upon the rule breakers

正义制裁了那些破坏规矩的人吗

I got fired Sheldon.

我被炒鱿鱼了谢尔顿

And I got a bad reputation.

而且留下了坏名声

Oh. That's why you drink so much beer.

所以你才喝那么多啤酒

Just do yourself a favor. Okay

就当是为自己好好吗

Go to school tomorrow

明天你去上学

and mind your own business.

少管别人闲事

All right

好吗

Dad.

爸爸

Are you sad that you got fired

你被炒了你难过吗

Mostly angry.

主要是生气

But yeah.

但也有吧

Maybe a little sad.

也许有点伤心

All right let's say grace.

好我们来祷告

Thank you God

感谢主

for this food we are about to receive.

赐予我们桌上的食物

That was the first time

那是我第一次

I held my father's hand.

牵我父亲的手

Amen.

阿门

Amen. Amen.

-阿门 -阿门

Hey George Jr. wait your turn.

小乔治等轮到你再拿

I wouldn't touch my brother's hand

我一直不愿意碰我哥哥的手

until 17 years later

直到了17年后才敢

thanks to the invention of Purell.

感谢洗手液的发明

You know what I find comforting

你知道什么让我觉得安心吗

What's that baby

什么呢宝贝

In a world filled with uncertainty

在这个充满不确定性的世界

this place will be here forever.

这地方将会屹立不摇

Hey Sheldon how you doing

谢尔顿你好吗

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