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I've always loved trains

我从小喜欢火车

In fact

事实上

if my career in theoretical physics hadn't worked out

如果我理论物理学的工作没成

my backup plan

我的后备计划

was to become a professional ticket taker

是打算当一个职业检票员

Or hobo

或者是流浪汉

And when I figured out that trains allowed me

而当我发现火车能让我

to prove Newton's first law

证明牛顿第一定律...

an object in motion stays in motion

任何物体都要保持

with the same speed and in the same direction

匀速直线运动或静止状态

unless acted upon by an unbalanced force

直到外力迫使它改变运动状态为止

I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon

我感到了尼尔·阿姆斯特朗登月时

alone and happy

那孤独又快乐的感觉

Shelly dinner's ready

谢利晚饭做好了

I don't care how dimwitted you are

我不管你有多笨

Scientific principles have to make you smile

但科学原理肯定能让你笑开怀

Of course nobody I knew in East Texas

当然我1989年在德州东部

in 1989 cared about Newtonian physics

所认识的人中没人在乎牛顿物理学

The only Newtons they cared about

他们唯一在意的"牛顿"

were Wayne and Fig

是艺人维恩·牛顿与牛顿饼干

Sheldon if you don't get in here

谢尔顿你再不来

I'm gonna lick your toothbrush Coming

我就去舔你的牙刷 -马上来

That's my sister

那是我姐姐

And she's done it before

而她真的做过这事了

What the hell were you doing out there

你窝在房里搞什么鬼呢

George language

乔治说话文明点

What language So

我哪里不文明了所以呢

I was exploring dimensional kinematics

我在研究维运动学

Admit it he's adopted

承认吧他是领养的

How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister

我有个双胞胎姐姐怎么可能是被领养的

Think monkey think

用脑啊猴哥用脑

That's enough

够了

No one's adopted

没人是被领养的

I wish I was

真希望我是

That can still be arranged

我还能让别人领养你

Now let's pray

来祷告吧

A moment please

稍等一下

Leave him be He can hold hands with his family

-随他去 -他为什么不能跟家人握手

It won't kill him

握一下又不会死

We don't know that

这可难说

Georgie did you wash your hands before dinner

乔治你吃晚饭前洗手了吗

Or even this week

或者说你这周有洗手过吗

None of your business

关你屁事啊

Hence the mittens

所以我戴手套

Thank you God for this food we're about to receive

感谢主赐予我们桌上的食物

and for the nourishment of our bodies

为我们的身体提供营养

and bless the hands that prepared it

也保佑准备这餐点的人

Amen

阿门

How come we ain't got no tater tots

为啥没有炸薯球

I made tater tots last night

我昨晚做过炸薯球了

I'd take tater tots over mashed potaters any day

我啥时候都会选炸薯球而不选薯泥

Just eat what I made you

我做啥你吃啥

Can we at least have tater tots tomorrow

我们明天能吃炸薯球吗

It was family dinners like this

因为这样的家庭晚餐

that led me to adopt a mid Atlantic accent

让我学会了大西洋中部口音

Nobel Prize winners

诺贝尔奖得主

ought not be orderin' tater tots

吃啥炸薯球啊

Everybody excited to start school Monday

有人期待周一开学吗

I am

我

I guess so

大概吧

Georgie

乔治呢

Freshman year that's a big deal

上高一这可是件大事

How can I be excited when he's gonna be

当我想到他要跟我读同一年级

in the same grade as me

我就兴奋不起来

Don't worry Georgie I'm not planning

别担心乔治我没打算

on being in the ninth grade for very long

要在高一读太久

All I know is he's not in the same grade as me anymore

反正他不再跟我读同一年级

and I'm thrilled

我可高兴坏了

Good luck with your finger painting

祝你上课玩手指画玩得开心

You're gonna get your ass kicked in high school

你在高中绝对会被人虐得屁滚尿流

Hey language

注意用词

I'm not going to be assaulted

我才不会被揍

High school is a haven for higher learning

高中可是高等教育的殿堂

Oh dear God

我的神啊

Speaking of God who's going to church with me tomorrow

说到神谁明天要跟我去教堂

I can't

我去不了

I'm meeting with the other coaches

我要跟其他教练见面

You can't meet after church

不能去完教堂后再见面吗

No Mary I can't meet after church

不行玛丽不能等去完教堂再见

Georgie

乔治呢

I got to study my playbook

我得去学习战术手册

I'll go with you Mom

我陪你去吧妈妈

Why are you going

你为什么去

You don't believe in God

你都不信上帝

No but I believe in Mom

不啊但是我信妈妈

I'll take it Missy

总比不去好米希

Can't Heather asked me to

去不了希瑟找我去...

You're goin' Son of a bitch

-你得去 -操他妈的

Missy

米希

Don't you throw something at the dinner table

不许在餐桌上扔东西

George Jr

小乔治

Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study apes

生物学家珍·古德研究人猿得去非洲

I just had to go to dinner

我在家吃晚饭就行

Never at the dinner table

不许在餐桌上丢东西

You knock that off George

快停手乔治

D Do not retaliate

不许还手

Onward Christian soldiers

前进吧基督教的士兵

Marching as to war

向战场前进

With the cross of Jesus

带着耶稣的十字

Going on before

向前进

In Matthew nine verse four Jesus said

在《马太福音》第九章第四节耶稣说

" Why would you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts "

" 你们为什么心里怀着恶念呢 "

Do you have evil thoughts

你的心里有恶念吗

I just don't think this part applies to me

我只是觉得这一段我用不上

That's fine Be quiet and listen

没关系安静听讲就行了

I'm only nine years old

我才九岁

Most evil doesn't start till puberty

大多数恶念要等青春期才产生

Hello

您好

Do you have evil thoughts

你有恶念吗

I'm having one right now

现在就有一个

Really What is it

真的吗是什么

When we get home I'm gonna kick your little balls

等我们回到家我要踢你的蛋蛋

You can't They haven't descended yet

你踢不了它们还没垂入阴囊

Mom What

-妈 -怎么

When should I be expecting my testicles

我什么时候可以人熟蛋落呢

What is wrong with him

这孩子有什么毛病

Nothin' is wrong with him

他才没有毛病

Now turn around before I knock your lights out

转回去不然小心我揍飞你的狗眼

think continually on these things

不停地想这些东西

A good thought leads to a good thing

善念能导致好事发生

You feel it in your body You feel it in your

你能在体内感到你能在...

My mom was my Christian soldier

我的妈妈就是我的基督教士兵

And for the record they descended when I was 15

声明一下我的蛋蛋在我15岁时落下了

正常应该在出生至一岁前从腹腔落入阴囊

Shelly it's your last day of summer

谢利这是你暑假最后一天了

Go out and enjoy it

快出去玩儿吧

But I have to learn the student handbook

但我得先学习学生手册啊

Ooh did you know extreme hairstyles

你知道特殊发型

goatees and mustaches are not allowed

山羊胡与小胡子都是不允许的吗

I didn't

我不知道

I personally find that very reassuring

这规定让我个人感到安心许多

Look what a beautiful day it is

看看这多么风光明媚的一天

Go play

去玩吧

GO play if only life were that simple

去玩人生有这么简单就好了

There I played

好我玩了

Hey Sheldon

谢尔顿

Hello Billy Sparks

你好啊比利·斯巴克斯

Hello Matilda Sparks

你好玛蒂尔达·斯巴克斯

I heard you're going to high school tomorrow

我听说你明天要去上高中啦

I am

是啊

You're going to have to find someone else

你得找一个新的

to torment on the playground

在游乐场折磨的人了

Torment

折磨是什么意思

It means to maliciously harass

就是恶意骚扰

Herass

骚鸟

That's funny

真好笑

Well this was nice

跟你聊天挺愉快

Hey doofus

二傻子

Mom

妈

Good girl Mom

-乖女孩妈

What am I supposed to do His feet are growing

我能怎么办他脚也在长大

Why can't he wear Georgie's old shoes

为什么不能让他穿乔治的旧鞋

He won't hold your hand

他连手都不愿意跟他牵

You think he's gonna put his feet

你觉得他会愿意把脚

in his brother's smelly shoes

塞进他哥哥的臭鞋里吗

Well we damn well better cut back somewhere

我们他妈总得找地方省出钱

Will you please keep your voice down

你能不能小声点

They're fighting about you again

他们又在为你吵架

They're fighting about money

他们是为钱吵架

It's a common argument in marriages

这是婚姻中常见的争吵话题

Lights out

熄灯睡觉啦

Big day tomorrow

明天是大日子

Mom

妈妈

Do we have financial problems

我们家有经济问题吗

Don't you worry about that

这事不用你担心

We are fine

我们没事

Now go to sleep

快睡觉

She's lying

她在说谎

She just said that to make you feel better

她是为了安慰你才这么说

Mom doesn't lie

妈妈才不说谎

Sure she thinks the Earth was made in six days

的确她相信地球是上帝花六天做成

but that's 'cause she's gullible not a liar

但她只是好骗而不是个骗子

Mom

妈妈

Sheldon can't find his bowtie

谢尔顿找不到他的领结

Really I laid it out for him

真的吗我帮他把衣服都摆好了啊

Leave it alone Mary He doesn't need a bowtie

别管他玛丽他不需要领结

It's his first day of school Let him wear what he wants

这是他第一天上高中他想穿什么就让他穿

Mom I can't find my bowtie

妈我找不到我的领结

Dear Lord why's he got to wear a bowtie

老天爷啊他为什么要戴领结

Can I drive in with you

我能坐你的车去上学吗

Sure

可以

Everybody's gonna know he's your brother

大家都会知道他是你弟弟

It's gonna be awful for you

你要难受了

Tell her to shut up

让她闭嘴

She's not wrong

她说的也没错

It's got to be here

绝对在这里

It's not It's not

不在真的不在

Shelly stay calm We'll find it

谢利冷静我们会找到的

My tie is gone My tie is gone

我的领结不见啦我的领结

Shelly you don't really need a tie

谢利你其实不需要戴领结

I have to find my tie I have to find my tie

我必须得找到它我一定要找到领结

Be right back

马上回来

Professor Proton wears a bowtie

质子教授就有戴领结

George Junior

小乔治

give me back that bowtie right now

把他的领结给我

I didn't take it Don't you lie to me

-我没拿 -不许骗我

I'm not lying

我没说谎

We'll see about that Stay out of my room

-走着瞧 -别进我房间

She's gonna find your dirty magazines

她会搜到你的黄色书刊

Shut up

闭嘴

You are not having a good day

你今天惨啦

Hey he didn't take it

他没偷拿

Then what happened to it Help me find my bowtie

-那领结上哪去了 -帮我找我的领结

I'll check in the bathroom

我去浴室看看

I took it

是我拿的

Why would you do that

你为什么拿他领结

Mary the boy is nine years old

玛丽那孩子才九岁

and going into high school

现在要去上高中

Isn't that weird enough

这还不够奇怪吗

Give it to me Come on

-给我 -别这样

It's not just Sheldon

不只是谢尔顿

Georgie's gonna be in class with him

乔治会跟他是同班同学呢

Not in the bathroom

不在浴室

Give it

拿来

Would you like to play a driving game

你想玩一个车上游戏吗

Not really I always lose

不太想我总是输

I know That's why it's fun

我知道所以才好玩啊

How about license plates with prime numbers

比如找车牌号是质数

followed by a cons Why don't we just talk

-后面是常... -我们就聊天行吗

Very well

好的

You understand that some people are gonna be intimidated by you

你明白学校里会有人因为你太聪明

'cause of how smart you are

而感到威胁吧

Or maybe they'll recognize my intellect

他们也有可能会认可我的聪明才智

and make me their leader

进而推选我当他们的领导

Lord look after my son

主啊请保佑我的孩子

Don't let him get stuffed in a gym bag

保佑他不被人塞进运动包里

Oh dear

天啊

That boy has an exposed tattoo

那男生有个露出的刺青

He does

是啊

I wonder if he knows

不知道他知不知道

that's in violation of the dress code

那样违反着装规范

Speaking of which

说到这个

how about we lose the bowtie

咱们别戴领结了好吗

Why

为什么

Look around honey None of the other kids are wearing one

亲爱的你看大家没人戴领结啊

Well perhaps I'll start a fad

或许我可以引领潮流啊

No you won't Please trust Mommy

你不会的相信妈妈

All right tell you what

好吧这样吧

You take it off and this weekend

你如果摘下来这周末

I'll take you to RadioShack

我就带你去逛睿侠电器行

美国老牌电器行主要卖电器与各种线

You doing okay

你还好吗

I guess

大概吧

I smell ammonia

我闻到了氨水味

They must've done a thorough cleaning recently

他们肯定刚刚仔细清理过校园

I like that

我喜欢

And remember if anybody bothers you what do you say

还记得如果有人骚扰你你该怎么说吗

My dad's a football coach

我爸是橄榄球教练

And My brother's a football player

-还有呢 -我哥是橄榄球员

Good

很好

Hey Mom look

妈你看

That girl's pregnant

那女生怀孕了

Congratulations

恭喜

Well that was revolting

里面真是让人想吐

All right This is your homeroom

好的这是你的班级教室

Do you want me to go in with you

需要我陪你进去吗

No Although I could've used you in the restroom

虽然刚才在厕所时挺希望你在但不用

Okay well

好的那...

You have a good day

祝你今天一切顺利

And I'll pick you up after school

我放学后会来接你

same door we came in

就在我们进来的那个出口等你

Are you crying or having an allergy attack

你是哭了还是过敏犯了

Allergies

过敏

It's probably the ammonia

估计是那些氨水

Probably

应该是

Okay Let the learning begin

好开始学习吧

All right everybody

大家好

my name is Ms MacElroy

请叫我马克艾罗伊女士

In addition to being your homeroom teacher

我将会是你们的班导

I'll be seeing some of you in my English class

我也会是部分同学的英语课老师

and some of you on the volleyball court

也会跟部分的同学在排球场上见

Just to give you a little history

跟大家简单介绍一下

I've been here at Medford for 29 years

我在马德福教了29年

I taught some of your older brothers and sisters

我教过你们一些人的哥哥姐姐

and sadly some of your parents

很不幸地还有一些同学的爸爸妈妈

Not much I haven't seen

也算见过各种大小场面了

Until today

但今天又长了见识

I'm sure you're well aware we have a student with us

我相信大家都清楚我们有个同学

who despite his young age

虽然年纪还小

is remarkably gifted

但天赋异禀

And I expect y'all to make him feel welcome

我希望大家能相处融洽

Yes Sheldon

谢尔顿请说

Per the student dress and grooming code

根据学生着装与仪容规范

this boy's hair is too long

那个男生的头发过长

this boy is wearing sports attire

这个男生在规定范围外

outside of a designated area

穿着运动服饰

and this girl's blouse is diaphanous

这个女生的上衣太透

which means I can see her brassiere

这表示我能看到底下的胸罩

Thank you

谢谢

I will take that into account

我会再参考你的意见

All right

好

We have a few minutes before first period

在第一堂课开始前还有几分钟

I need y'all to fill out these forms

我需要大家都填好这些表格

What

怎么了

Also in violation of the grooming code on page 48

您违反了仪容规章第48页

article five subsection B

第5章B小段

you have a bit of a mustache

您有一点小胡须

This is a stupid idea

这就是个烂主意

This boy does not belong in our school

这孩子就不该来上我们学校

Come on Vicky it's just the first day

别这样维琪第一天上课而已

Why don't we all just take a deep breath here

我们大家先全都深呼吸一下

The hell with that Five minutes into my math class

深个毛呼吸我的数学课才上5分钟

he questioned my credentials

他就开始质疑我的文凭

How am I supposed to control a classroom when a kid accuses me

一个孩子质疑我违反了卫生条例的情况下

of being in breach of the hygiene code

我还怎么管住一个班

Well Hubert it wouldn't kill you to shower a little more often

休伯特你多洗洗澡也不会死啊

George you want to weigh in here

乔治你想说两句吗

Oral Roberts University is a wonderful school

奥洛尔罗伯茨大学是一所好大学

He said I was intimidated by his intelligence

他说我对他的聪明才智感到威胁

and then

然后呢

he offered to be my leader

他提议来当我的领导

Do you know this sonata

你认识这个奏鸣曲吗

不认识

How long have you played the piano

你学琴多久了

I don't play piano

我不会弹钢琴

George you got any thoughts here

乔治你有什么看法

I certainly do

当然

Mary tell him

玛丽跟他说

It's simple We don't have a choice

很简单我们别无选择了

Well you gave it a shot

你们也努力过了

We wish you luck with Sheldon elsewhere

祝你们的谢尔顿在别的学校...

No no no

不不不

We don't have a choice

我们的别无选择

He's got to stay here

是他只能在这里读书了

We can't afford private school

我们负担不起私立学校

I sure can't homeschool him

我也没办法在家教他

He's doing calculus and Euclidean something or other

他已经在做微积分跟欧几里得什么的了

Euclidean geometry

欧几里得几何学

Guess where I learned that

猜猜我在哪学到的这个

Yeah yeah we know

是是是我们知道

All I care about is that

我唯一在乎的就是

my son gets the education he deserves

我儿子得到了他应得的教育

so you all are gonna have to figure this out

所以你们这些老师得想办法

Coach can you help me out here please

教练你能帮我说两句吗

'Cause I'm dyin'

我要被逼死了

I'd rather not

我没什么好说的

G minor

G小调

F调

E flat

降E调

C minor

C小调

You have perfect pitch

你有绝对音感

Okay

好吧

Sweetheart you should really pursue music

亲爱的你真的应该学习音乐

No thank you Musicians take drugs

不了谢谢音乐家都吸毒

Is there a faculty restroom I could use

有教师洗手间能让我借用一下吗

Cooper Stinson you're up

库珀斯丁森你们上

Hey look it's the dumb brother

快看是笨的那个哥哥

Okay

上

That's enough

够了

Hey that's enough

快停手

Hey hey That's enough

够了快停手

Georgie

乔治

Georgie Georgie

乔治乔治

Stop Stop

停下来给我住手

What the hell is wrong with you

你发什么神经啊

You okay

你还好吗

No I'm not okay

不一点都不好

Where you think you're going

你想去哪

I quit I don't want to play anymore

不大了我再也不打橄榄球了

Since when Since right now

-什么时候不打了 -现在开始

All right what is going on

好了到底怎么了

What do you think's going on

你觉得呢

You mean Sheldon

谢尔顿吗

You can't let that bother you

你不能让那些事影响到你啊

It doesn't bother you

难道就没影响到你吗

You got called to the principal's office

你被叫进去校长办公室

Yeah that wasn't so great

是啊的确是不太爽

I can't be in the same school as him

我不能跟他读一个学校

Well I don't see what choice you have

你也没什么别的选择了

Right Ever since he could talk I quit having any choices

是啊从他会说话开始我再也没选择了

I know it's hard

我知道这很难

I'm telling you as your coach quit your whining

但以你的教练身份告诉你少唧唧歪歪了

get your uniform on and you get your ass back out there

穿上你的制服快滚回去继续练习

But what about as my dad

那以我父亲的身份呢

Your dad is having a bad day

你的父亲今天也很惨

Listen to your coach

听你教练的话吧

Can a clock be powered by an ordinary potato

普通的土豆能为时钟提供运转的电力吗

I hope so boys and girls

希望可以啊各位男孩女孩

or this is going to be a really boring episode

不然这集将会超无聊啊

The supplies you'll need

你需要的物品是...

Why can't we watch DuckTales

为什么不能看卡通《唐老鸭俱乐部》

'Cause we don't learn anything watching DuckTales

因为看那卡通学不到东西

It's TV we aren't supposed to learn

是看电视本来就不应该学东西

two alligator grips and let's see

两个鳄鱼夹还有我看看...

Of course a clock

当然啦还需要个时钟

Missy go somewhere else I need to talk to your brother

米希去旁边我要跟你弟弟聊两句

Why don't you go somewhere else and I can watch Duck

你们为什么不去一边谈这样我能看...

去

I hate everybody

我恨你们

It's time for science

科学时间到啦

Hey he was about to power a clock with a potato

他正要用土豆给时钟提供电力呢

Not possible

不可能行

Now listen Am I in trouble

-听我说 -我要挨骂了吗

没有

Maybe Just listen

或许乖乖听吧

You're not gonna make it in this school

你要是想在学校混下去

if you keep ratting people out

你就不能一直举报别人

But they were breaking the grooming codes

可是他们违反了仪容准则

and the dress codes

还有着装准则啊

I saw one boy with a T shirt that said

我看到一个男生他的T恤上写着...

Bite me Yeah That that's terrible

-"咬我啊" -是啊这...这样很不好

Sheldon let me tell you a little story

谢尔顿我跟你说个小故事

Did you ever wonder why we moved from Galveston to Medford

你想过我们为什么从加尔维斯顿搬到这里吗

No I tend to wonder about the bigger questions

没有我通常都是想一些更重要的问题

Okay well here's why

好吧我告诉你原因

Your dad had a real good coaching job

你爸爸本来有个很棒的教练工作

and I saw some grown ups breaking rules

而我看到了其他大人违反了规则

What'd they do

他们做了什么

I It's kind of complicated but

挺复杂的不过呢...

football coaches aren't allowed to recruit kids

橄榄球教练是不允许

from other high schools to play on their teams

从别的高中挖角学生到自己队伍的

And you told on them

你去举发了他们吗

Yeah You know what happened

是啊你知道发生了什么事吗

Justice descended upon the rule breakers

正义制裁了那些破坏规矩的人吗

I got fired Sheldon

我被炒鱿鱼了谢尔顿

And I got a bad reputation

而且留下了坏名声

Oh That's why you drink so much beer

所以你才喝那么多啤酒

Just do yourself a favor Okay

就当是为自己好好吗

Go to school tomorrow

明天你去上学

and mind your own business

少管别人闲事

All right

好吗

Dad

爸爸

Are you sad that you got fired

你被炒了你难过吗

Mostly angry

主要是生气

But yeah

但也有吧

Maybe a little sad

也许有点伤心

All right let's say grace

好我们来祷告

Thank you God

感谢主

for this food we are about to receive

赐予我们桌上的食物

That was the first time

那是我第一次

I held my father's hand

牵我父亲的手

Amen

阿门

Amen Amen

-阿门 -阿门

Hey George Jr wait your turn

小乔治等轮到你再拿

I wouldn't touch my brother's hand

我一直不愿意碰我哥哥的手

until 17 years later

直到了17年后才敢

thanks to the invention of Purell

感谢洗手液的发明

You know what I find comforting

你知道什么让我觉得安心吗

What's that baby

什么呢宝贝

In a world filled with uncertainty

在这个充满不确定性的世界

this place will be here forever

这地方将会屹立不摇

Hey Sheldon how you doing

谢尔顿你好吗