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Not a good time Brenda

我现在不方便聊布兰达

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

家庭面包坊

欢乐烤炉

I'd like to tell you a story

我想跟你说个故事

about a time I was right

是有关我对了的一件事

Now I'm sure you're thinking

我知道你可能在想

"But Sheldon you're never wrong "

"可是谢尔顿你永远不会错啊"

And you'd be right

你是对的

But it's worth taking a closer look at this particular incident

但这件事还是很值得仔细品味一番

Because it began with a loaf of bread

因为它是从一条吐司开始

and ended with me and my family

并以我与全家人

almost being kicked out of the United States of America

差点被踢出美利坚合众国收尾

Uh oh

糟糕

What's the matter

怎么了

Something's wrong with my sandwich

我的三明治有点问题

Did it go bad

是坏了吗

No It just tastes different

没有只是吃起来... 不太一样

If you don't want it I'll trade you for my dumplings

你要是不想吃我愿意用我的水饺跟你换

I'm already unhappy

我已经不高兴了

Do you really think dumplings will fix the problem

你觉得水饺能解决这问题吗

It'll fix my problem I'm sick of dumplings

但是能解决我的问题啊我吃腻水饺了

Mary Cooper how may I bless you

玛丽·库珀有何能为您祝福

Hello Mom

是妈妈吗

Sheldon Everything okay

谢尔顿你还好吧

No What's wrong

-不太好 -发生什么了

What happened My sandwich tastes different

-发生什么事了 -我的三明治吃起来味道不一样

You know you're not supposed to call unless it's an emergency

跟你说过有紧急的事才能打过来

I'm well aware So what did you change

我知道所以你换了什么材料

I didn't change anything

我什么都没换

Same bread same peanut butter same jelly

同样的面包同样的花生酱同样的果酱

Did you use one knife for the PB and the J

你用同一把刀抹花生酱跟果酱了吗

No Are you sure

-当然没有 -你确定吗

That was one time two years ago

我就两年前这么做过一次

and all the other knives were dirty

还是因为其他的刀都脏了

It was 14 months and 11 days ago

是在14个月又11天之前

When we made the big switch from Wonder Bread

我们从超级牌吐司换到了欢乐烤炉牌

Oh how could I forget

我怎么可能忘记

Sheldon I didn't change anything

谢尔顿我什么都没换

Can I get back to work now

我能继续回去工作了吗

I suppose so

大概吧

Thank you Bye

谢谢再见

Don't I get an "I love you"

你不跟我说"我爱你"吗

I love you

我爱你

One more time with a little more energy

再一次这次别那么有气无力

Must've been disconnected

肯定是断线了

Well my mother didn't do anything differently

我妈妈没有换使用的材料

Are you gonna eat it

你要吃吗

Better I'm going to do science on it

比吃更好我要对它进行科学实验

I would eat it

要我就吃掉了

Are the goggles necessary

有必要戴护目镜吗

No but they really set the mood

没但戴上了更有气氛

Okay subject "A " jelly

实验对象A 果酱

That's definitely strawberry and definitely Smuckers

绝对是草莓也绝对是盛美家牌的

Subject "B "

实验对象B

That's Jif all right Creamy and delicious

是杰夫牌的没错绵密又美味

It must be the bread

那肯定是吐司的问题

Hold on This is a scientific experiment

别着急这是科学实验

We can't make assumptions

我们不能先入为主

Subject "C "

实验对象C

It's the bread

就是吐司的问题

Welcome to the family Hacksaw

欢迎加入大家庭摔跤手钢锯

Hey

你好吗

Oh Hey Georgie

你好啊小乔治

You okay

你还好吗

Mm hmm

嗯

You sure

你确定吗

Not really

不太好

Um Dustin broke up with me

达斯汀跟我分手了

What

什么

He said I was immature

他说我不成熟

Is he crazy

他疯了吗

Everything about you screams womanhood

你身上无处不散发女人气息

See

你看

Happy Hearth Home Bakeries just like always

欢乐烤炉家庭面包坊没换牌子

Well something is rotten in the state of Denmark ‭ What

-丹麦有坏事 -什么

That's Shakespeare Mom ‭ Great

-这是引用莎士比亚啦妈妈 -真棒

Missy did your sandwich taste different today

米希你今天的三明治吃起来有不一样吗

Couldn't tell you I traded it for a Ding Dong

我也不知道我拿去跟别人换巧克力馅饼了

Your sandwich is exactly the same Sheldon

你的三明治没有变化谢尔顿

What's going on

怎么了

This bread is different

这个面包不一样

Let me see

我瞧瞧

You know he might be right

他有可能是对的

Shelly it's probably just your taste buds

谢利有可能只是你的味蕾

changing as you get older

随着你长大而改变了

But I don't like change

但我不喜欢改变

Then you're gonna hate puberty

那你一定会恨死青春期

Got me with your ring

你的戒指打得我好疼

She wasn't wrong

她没说错

Studies do support that your sense of taste changes over time

的确有研究表示味觉会随时间改变

So the bread's the same and you're different

所以面包没改变是你不一样了

Apparently so

貌似是的

Nope it's the bread

不对就是面包有问题

I was wondering if you wanted to grab a bite to eat

我在想你有没有兴趣一起去

at the Waffle House

华夫饼之家吃点东西

Not like a date

不是约会啦

But as someone who recently had his heart broke

但我也是最近才伤过心的同道中人

I think I could help

我觉得我能帮助你

Who broke your heart

谁伤了你的心啊

I love you

我爱你

You did

你啊

Oh Yeah

对哦

I'm just saying I know what you're going through

我只是想说我能理解你的痛苦

So if you need a friend with a pocket full of waffle money

所以如果你需要口袋里都是华夫饼钱的朋友...

Look at these prices

看看这些价钱

No wonder supermarkets are running my parents out of business

难怪超市快让我爸妈的店倒闭了

Your parents own a convenience store

你父母开的是便利店

They charge extra for the convenience

便利也是收费的

How is this not convenient

这里哪里不便利了

Excuse me sir

先生打扰一下

Has anything changed with the bread

欢乐烤炉家庭面包坊的面包

from the Happy Hearth Home Bakeries

最近有做过任何改变吗

I have no idea

我不知道啊

How can you not know You work here

你怎么能不知道你在这里工作啊

What do you want from me

你想要我怎么样

I get $3 35 an hour to stock shelves

我在这里摆货架一小时只赚3块35

Are you kidding

你开玩笑吧

My father pays me five dollars a week

我爸给我的周工资是5块钱

I bet they're violating child labor laws

我敢打赌他们一定违反了童工法

Look This loaf says

你看这条吐司写着

"A subsidiary of the Domestic Food Corporation "

"国内食品集团子公司"

This older loaf doesn't

这条旧点的吐司上就没有

I wonder if I can take my parents to court

不知道我能不能把我父母告上法庭

It smells like my bread

闻起来像我本来的吐司

Or I could start a labor union with my sisters

或者跟我姐姐们创建工会

This is it This is my bread

就是这个这是我本来的吐司

We could go on strike

我们可以罢工抗议

Bring them to their knees

让他们跪下臣服

Vindication

沉冤昭雪

Happy Hearth Home Bakeries

欢乐烤炉家庭烘焙坊

this is Pete How can I help you

我是皮特有何能为您效劳

Hello Pete My name is Sheldon Cooper

你好皮特我叫谢尔顿·库珀

and I would like to know what changed

我想知道你们改变了什么配方

in your white sandwich loaf to make it taste different

使得你们的三明治白吐司味道不一样了

Sheldon hang up the phone It's dinner time

谢尔顿挂掉电话晚餐时间到了

Be right there Mom I'm doing battle with corporate America

马上来妈妈我正在跟美国的企业做抗争

I'm sorry Pete

抱歉皮特

You were saying

你刚才说到哪了

Any chance your bread was past the expiration date

你的面包有没有可能过了保质期

No it was brand new But I did a taste comparison

没有是新买的但是我做了尝味比较

after it was bought out by the Domestic Food Corporation

比较了被国内食品集团买下前后产的吐司

and they are definitely not the same

它们味道绝对不一样

Well I can assure you that "The recent acquisition

我可以跟你保证 "本公司产品

by the Domestic Food Corporation has not affected

在最近被国内食品集团收购后

the quality of our products in any way

品质毫无受到任何影响

every single bread baked good and pastry

每一条吐司烘焙物与糕点

is made with love From our hearth to your home "

都添加了爱从我们的烤炉直达你家"

Then why does it taste different Pete Why

那为什么味道不一样了皮特为什么

Well because now we make everything really cheap and fast Bye

因为现在所有产品都是高速廉价制成再见

I thought Dustin was different

我还以为达斯汀有所不同呢

I thought he wanted to live a Christian life like me

我以为他也想过基督徒的生活像我一样

But all he wanted is what every guy wants

但结果... 他跟其他男生并没有什么不同

Guys

男人啊

Oh please you're all the same

少来了你也一样

Hey You rejected me you punched me in the face

你拒绝我你往我脸上打了一拳

and I'm still here

但我到现在都还没走呢

Happy eating waffles with you

跟你一起吃华夫饼就开心

Georgie do you really think you're capable

小乔治你确定你有办法

of just being my friend

保持只跟我做普通朋友吗

That's a good question

这是个好问题

My brain says yes

我的大脑说可以

What about the rest of you

那你身上其他部分呢

Honestly I wouldn't trust it

老实说我不会信任它们

Excuse me Would you like to sign my petition

不好意思请问您有兴趣签我的请愿书

against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries

共同抵制欢乐烤炉家庭面包坊吗

Maybe on the way out

等我买完出来再说

Excuse me Would you like to sign my petition

不好意思请问您有兴趣签我的请愿书

against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries

共同抵制欢乐烤炉家庭面包坊吗

Oh Maybe on the way out

等我买完出来再说吧

I hate to say it

我不想说出来

But everybody's way out

但大家出来的路线

is at the other set of doors

都选择了另一边的门

I have noticed Why do you think that is

我注意到了你觉得为什么会这样呢

Cowards The whole bunch of 'em

胆小呗他们全都没种

Mr Givens

吉文斯老师

Hello Sheldon

你好啊谢尔顿

Meemaw this is my science teacher Mr Givens

姥姥这是我的科学课老师吉文斯先生

Nice to meet ya ‭Hi

-幸会幸会 -你好

This is strange I never think of you

有点怪怪的感觉我从来没想象过

as existing outside of school

你在学校外也存在的情景

Well it turns out I do

我还真会呢

And you're here buying food

你还来这里买食物

I am

是啊

Fascinating

有意思

All right

好啦

Well I'll see you on Monday Wait

-我们周一见 -稍等

Would you like to sign my petition

您有兴趣签我的请愿书

against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries

共同抵制欢乐烤炉家庭面包坊吗

Well what have they done

他们做了什么啊

They're making their bread faster and cheaper to save money

他们改用高速廉价的方式做面包来节省成本

That's terrible

太坏了

It is Would you like to sign

是啊你愿意签吗

I would Excellent

-愿意 -太好了

I'll get you on the way out Thank you

-我买完出来找你 -谢谢

Well that's one

有一个人了

Yeah

是啊

I know it's tough but you gotta be strong

我知道你很难受但你必须坚强一点

And remember you're not alone

而且记住你不是一个人

Hello

喂

Kinda busy

忙着呢

Well there's only one bathroom in the house Georgie

这栋房子里只有一间厕所小乔治

and it's not for phone calls

而且不是用来打电话的

I got to call you back

我回头再打给你

Sorry

抱歉

Who you talking to

你在跟谁煲电话粥

That Veronica girl

那个叫维罗妮卡的女孩吗

Yeah

是的

What's going on with that

你们俩什么情况

Nothing We're just friends

没情况我们只是朋友

Okay You ever want to run any of this stuff by me

好吧如果你什么时候想跟我说说这事

I'm here for you

我随时都在

Why would I want to run it by you

我为什么会想跟你说

Well I was once a 15 year old boy

我也曾是个15岁的花样少男

I know what it's like to have strong feelings for a girl

我知道对一个女生有强烈的感情是什么感觉

Gross I'm not gonna talk to you about this

恶心我才不会跟你聊这个

I I saw that kid on Who's the Boss

我看过《成长没烦恼》里那个男孩

talk to Tony Danza about his problems

跟同剧演员托尼·丹扎倾诉他的烦恼

They're not related This is totally different

他们又没血缘关系这完全是两码事

Damn it Georgie you could flush once in a while

我去小乔治你偶尔也冲次水吧

On behalf of sandwich loving children everywhere I thank you

谨代表各地热爱三明治的儿童感谢你

How many is that ‭ 13

-现在有多少人了 -13个

A baker's dozen

就是面包师傅的一打

What do you say we pack up and head outta here

我们收拾东西离开这里好不好

No we have to wait for Channel 7 news

不行我们得等第七新闻台来

Channel 7

第七台

Yes I called them this morning

没错我今早打给他们

and told them there was a human interest story

说超市这里有一个

at the supermarket

民众利益相关的事件

What story

什么事件

Classic Americana

典型美国事件

Little guy versus corporate greed

小人物对抗企业大鳄的贪婪

Honey Channel 7 is not coming

宝贝第七台不会来的

第七新闻台

You Sheldon Cooper

你是谢尔顿·库珀吗

Yes ma'am

是的女士

You got to be kidding me

我不是在做梦吧

How's my hair look

我的发型看起来怎么样

Hey how'd it go

进行得怎么样啊

Great Turn to Channel 7

非常好转到第七台

But I'm watching the game

但我在看球赛

But I'm going to be on Channel 7

但我马上会出现在第七台

What's he talking about

他在讲什么疯话

He's gonna be on Channel 7

他会出现在第七台

I was shocked to learn that the Happy Hearth Home Bakeries

得知欢乐烤炉家庭面包坊

had been bought out by the Domestic Food Corporation

被国内食品集团买下后我深感震惊

and they started making their bread faster and cheaper

他们开始用更快更廉价的方式生产面包

And you don't like that do you No

-你不喜欢这样是吗 -没错

And you're collecting signatures

你现在正收集大家的签名

to make them stop I am

-联合抗议他们的做法 -没错

Corporations shouldn't be allowed to make

这种事不该由大集团

these decisions on their own

独立决定

Well who should

那应该由谁来决定

The people who eat the bread

吃这种面包的人

This wouldn't happen if there were centralized control

要是这些大集团受到集中控制

over all these big corporations

就不会发生这件事了

Are you suggesting

你是建议

a communist form of government in Texas

德州政府改走共产主义吗

I suppose I am

我想是的

Hang on a sec

等一下

There you have it Local boy Sheldon Cooper

观众们都看到了本地男孩谢尔顿·库珀

says communism is what Texas needs

说德州需要共产主义

Oh dear God

要命了

I just You

我... 你...

Why I I I I I

为什么... 我...

Why would you

你为什么会...

What were you th

你当时在想...

Oh God Calm down

-天啊 -冷静点

It was just the 4 00 news I'm sure no one saw it

那只是下午四点的新闻一定没人看到

I hope a lot of people saw it

我希望有很多人看到

and Happy Hearth is forced

这样欢乐烤炉就不得不

to give our country good bread again

再次为我们生产好面包

No No more bread

不别再提面包

No more country No more talking

别再提国家别再乱说话了

Excuse me

失陪

Where are you going

你要去哪

I'm gonna go put up an American flag in front of my house

我要在我家门口挂起一面美国国旗

That's a great idea Mare where's our flag

这主意真好小丽我们的国旗在哪

Uh uh it's in the garage

我想想在车库里

Is something wrong

出什么事了吗

Yes Sheldon something is wrong

是的谢尔顿出事了

Oh now what

又怎么了

Is anybody going to fill me in

没人给我说说出什么事了吗

I don't want your boy playing with my boy anymore

你儿子以后别再跟我儿子玩了

Excuse me

你说什么

Someone get that

谁去接下电话

I just saw Sheldon on the news

我刚在新闻上看到谢尔顿

He doesn't need to be filling

我不要他给我家比利

Billy's head with crazy commie ideas

灌输什么疯狂的共产主义思想

Crazier than sitting on an egg and trying to hatch it

比坐在鸡蛋上妄想孵出鸡仔更疯狂吗

'Cause I saw your precious son do that the other day

因为我前几天就看到你宝贝儿子干这蠢事

Oh so you're spying on us

这么说你在监视我们

Good to know

很高兴我发现了这事

Yes I do understand we're in the middle of a cold war

对我很清楚我们国家正处于冷战时期

苏联与众社会主义阵营国家间的不动武斗争

1947年-1991年间美国与众资本主义阵营

But have you seen

但你有没看见

how many people wait in line for bread in Moscow

在莫斯科有多少人排队买面包啊

It stands to reason their bread must be great

这说明他们的面包一定很好吃

Who you talking to

你在跟谁讲电话

A reporter from Time magazine No

-《时代》杂志的记者 -不

He didn't mean it

他不是那个意思

God bless America

上帝保佑美国

Traitors Yeah go back to Russia

-卖国贼 -没错滚回苏联去吧

Go back

滚回

I've never been there in the first place

我压根就没去过好吗

Well have a great day Georgie

祝你今天愉快小乔治

A great day Are you out of your mind

还愉快你疯了吗

Our lives are over

我们都玩完了

Well you'll never have a great day with that attitude

就你这负面态度你永远都不会愉快

You're a grand old flag

你是一面伟大古老的旗帜

You're a high flying flag

一面怀有雄心壮志的旗帜

And forever in peace may you wave

愿你永远和平飘扬

You're the emblem of the land I love

你象征着我所热爱的土地

The home of the free and the

那里是自由人民和...

Look you made my mom's note

我妈的小纸条都写到你

"Don't talk to Sheldon Mom "

"别跟谢尔顿说话妈妈留"

That's fine I usually do most of the talking

没关系平时基本上也是我说你听

Yes you do

这倒是真的

My country 'tis of thee

我的祖国

Sweet land of liberty

你是自由美好的土地

Of thee I sing

我歌颂你

Land where our fathers died la

我们的父辈在此牺牲

Sing along

一起唱

Land of the pilgrims' pride

这里承载着朝圣者的自尊

Mind if I sit

我能坐下吗

Y You sure you want to be seen with me

你确定被人看见你跟我一起没关系吗

Oh please You're not a commie

拜托你才不是共党

Everyone else seems to think I am

其他人似乎都认为我是

Do you even know what a communist is

你知道共产党员是什么吗

Yeah It's the big blond guy Rocky fights in Rocky IV

就是《洛奇4》里跟洛奇对打的金发大个儿

And he also fights them when he's Rambo

他演蓝博时的对手也是共党

这两个角色均由史泰龙饰演

That's it ‭Well

-就这样吗 -还有

I know in every movie it looks like the commies are gonna win

我知道每部电影里共党好像都会赢

but they don't

但其实他们休想

You ever seen any Rocky movies

你有看过洛奇系列的电影吗

Um I saw Rocky II

我看过《洛奇2》

That's the second one

就是第二部

Oh say does that star spangled banner

这面星条旗

Yet wave

是否...

Hey you wanted to see me

你有事找我吗

Have a seat

坐下

Guess what I've been getting a lot of calls about today

知道吗我今天接到了无数通电话

I know it looks bad but we're handling it

我知道情况看起来很糟但我们在处理了

It It'll all blow over

很快人们就会淡忘的

I'm sorry George but I can't have

抱歉乔治但我不能

a suspected communist coaching our boys

让一个疑似共党分子的人教我们队员

Whoa Tom I'm not

汤姆我可不是...

I love my country

我热爱我的祖国

This is just Sheldon getting bent out of shape

整件事不过是谢尔顿为了吐司

over a loaf of bread

大发雷霆

Well this bread better be worth you losing your job

这吐司最好值得你丢掉饭碗

Now hang on G Give me a chance to fix it

等一下给我个机会弥补此事

Please

拜托了

All right George

好吧乔治

But if I hear from one more angry parent

但如果再有一名怒气冲冲的家长打给我...

Thank you Thank you

谢谢你非常感谢

He's not here

他不在

Mary you understand these people are atheists

玛丽你也知道这些人是无神论者

I get it They're not my people

我明白他们跟我不是同类

You're my people

你才是我的同类

Then what's this all about

那这到底是怎么回事

My son just wanted a better sandwich

我儿子不过是想要更好的吐司

Why is this so hard for y'all to understand

你们怎么就听不懂呢

From the mountains

从山岳

To the prairies

到草原

To the oceans white with foam

到泛着白沫的汪洋

God bless America

上帝保佑美国

Our home sweet home

我们甜蜜的家园

Pinko ‭ Screw you

-死共党 -去你妈的

God bless America

上帝保佑美国

Three two

三二

Thanks for having me on

谢谢贵节目邀请我来

You're welcome

不客气

Now I understand you wanted to set the record straight

听说你想将你儿子是共党的事

regarding your son's communism

解释清楚

Yes N No

没错不对

He's not a communist He's ten years old

他不是共党他才十岁

Listen I fought for this country

听着我为这个国家奋战过

I love this country

我热爱这个国家

My kids love this country

我家孩子们也热爱这个国家

Isn't that right Sheldon

对不对谢尔顿

Yes

对

Although in all fairness

不过平心而论

the Social Security system is a form of

我国的社会保障制度只是种...

You love this country I love this country

-你热爱这个国家 -我热爱这个国家

I have something important that I'd like to say

我有些很重要的话想说

These last few days I've been giving

在过去几天里我再给了

the new Happy Hearth brand another chance

新的欢乐烤炉牌吐司一次机会

and I've decided it's not so bad

我决定了它们味道也不错

Also it toasts well

还很适合做烤吐司

So I'm going to say

所以我认为

that's a sign of personal growth on my part

那代表我有所成长

In fact let's call it maturity

甚至可以说是变成熟了

Still not talking to me huh

还是不肯跟我说话吗

Well I'll check back in tomorrow

我明天再试试