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I've been corresponding with Dr John Sturgis

我跟约翰·斯特吉斯博士一直有通信

at East Texas Tech

他在东德克萨斯理工大学教书

He said I could audit his course

他说我能去旁听他的课

Connie I would like to see you again

康妮我很希望能再跟你见面

Perhaps we could have dinner sometime

或许有机会我们可以一起吃个晚饭

Yes we would love that

太好了我们很愿意

We would

我们会愿意吗

If they get married we immediately double

如果他们结婚了我们家族的聪明人数量

the number of smart people in our family

就可以瞬间加倍呢

Hello Dr Sturgis

你好斯特吉斯博士

Hello Sheldon

你好谢尔顿

Can you see yourself living here I can

你能想象你住在这里吗我就能

Mmm Good ratio of hot dog chunks to spaghetti

热狗丁跟意面的比例完美

I've been experimenting Glad you noticed

我一直在实验完美比例很高兴你注意到了

Kids Wash up for dinner

孩子们洗手吃饭啦

Now who on earth is that

会是谁来按门铃啊

And don't be picking out all the chunks

不许你把热狗丁全挑出来吃了

Sorry I'm a little late

抱歉我迟到了

My pant leg got stuck in the chain

我的裤腿卡自行车链条里了

Who are you

你是谁

I'm John Sturgis

我是约翰·斯特吉斯

Sheldon invited me to dinner

谢尔顿邀请我来共进晚餐

Okay Um come in I guess

好的您先请进吧

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Coming

来了

This is for you

这是给你的

It's cheese and summer sausages

是起司与熏香肠

Thank you

谢谢

Summer sausage means it doesn't need to be refrigerated

熏香肠就代表这不需要放冰箱冷藏

Is that so

是这样吗

It is

是的

Okay Sheldon

好的谢尔顿

Dr Sturgis welcome

斯特吉斯博士欢迎你来

Thank you Sheldon

谢谢谢尔顿

Sheldon you think you might've let me know

谢尔顿你不觉得你应该先让我知道

you invited company over for dinner

你邀请了人来共进晚餐吗

I did think about it but I was afraid you might say no

我想过告诉你但我怕你会拒绝

Come see my train set

来看看我的火车模型吧

All right

好

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Good Lord

我的老天啊

You mean he just showed up out of nowhere

你是说他就这么突然出现在你家吗

Yep He's out in the garage playing trains with Sheldon

他现在在车库里跟谢尔顿玩火车呢

Why's your hair wet

你的头发为什么是湿的

If you must know I was doing my water aerobics

如果你真想知道我本来是在做水中有氧

and my swimming cap fell off

然后我的泳帽掉了

This Sturgis fella didn't say a word to you

这位斯特吉斯兄台没先跟你说过吗

If he did do you think I would have been doing frog kicks

要是有你觉得我还会去基督教青年会里的

at the YMCA

游泳池中蛙式蹬腿吗

You look great

你看起来很棒

O gauge trains are definitely the best

32毫米模型铁道规轨距的火车最棒了

Oh yes they are

是的没错

Oh well what a pleasant surprise

真是个意外之喜啊

Oh good You're here too

太好了你也来啦

I am

是啊

Are y'all about ready for dinner

你们都准备好吃晚饭了吗

I am

我好了

Well then let's go

那我们快去吧

Meemaw you smell like chlorine

姥姥你闻起来有氯的味道

Why say it

你说出来干嘛

You weren't kidding

你说的是真的

Spaghetti and hot dogs is delightful

意面配热狗丁真是超好吃

Even better since Mom perfected the chunk ratio

我妈找出完美比例后又更棒了

So Dr Sturgis Sheldon tells us

斯特吉斯博士谢尔顿跟我们说

you're a guest professor at the university

你在大学里是客座教授

I am ‭Hmm

是的

Does that mean that you're only here temporarily

这表示你只是暂时待在这个城市吗

Well that's the plan for now

目前的计划是这样

But I could be enticed to stay

但如果有理由留下我也可以

Meemaw I do believe there was subtext there

姥姥我觉得他话中有话

Did you pick up on it

你有听出弦外之音吗

Yeah

有的

Was I correct to infer there was subtext there

我说你话中有话没理解错吧

You were

理解很正确

Okay we're all good

好的那一切没事

I can't believe they're making me sit and eat at the kiddie table

真不敢相信他们让我来小孩桌吃饭

It's better here

这里比较好

How

好在哪

We don't have to pray eat our vegetables

不用饭前祷告不用被逼吃蔬菜

and we can curse

而且可以骂脏话

Hmm Maybe you're right

或许你说的有道理吧

Course I am you ass face

当然有啊你个傻逼

Dr Sturgis do you think we're ever going to unify gravity

斯特吉斯博士你觉得人类会有把重力

with the other three fundamental forces

跟其他三种基本力统一的一天吗

I have a sticky note on my refrigerator

我的冰箱上面有个便利贴

which reminds me every day to do just that

天天提醒我要做到这件事

When did you decide to focus your research

你是什么时候开始把研究重心

on quantum ‭ Um Sheldon I think

-放在量子... -谢尔顿我觉得

you're kind of dominating the conversation

你有点霸占人家聊天的机会了

Why don't you let your meemaw talk to Dr Sturgis

你何不让姥姥跟斯特吉斯博士聊聊呢

Oh I'm sorry By all means

抱歉你们聊吧

Thank you

谢谢

Connie ‭ Yes John

-康妮 -怎么了约翰

Do you smell like chlorine on purpose

你是故意让自己有氯的味道的吗

You sure I can't give you a ride home

你确定不用我送你回家吗

I can throw your bike in the back of my pickup truck

你的自行车可以放到我小卡车后面一起啊

Thank you no I I enjoy the night air

谢谢好意我挺喜欢夜晚的空气

Plus hot dogs and spaghetti is a highly caloric event

而且热狗与意面富含热量

that demands an aerobic effort on my part

需要自己做点有氧运动来消耗掉

Well it was a pleasure spending the evening with you

很高兴今晚能有机会跟您共进晚餐

We should do it again sometime

有机会欢迎再来

Great When

那太好了什么时候呢

How about tomorrow

明晚怎么样

You know what we'll figure it out

这样吧我们之后再讨论

Come on let me see you to your Schwinn

来我陪你走到你的自行车吧

Bye

再见啦

Good night ‭

晚安

Well that was the most stimulating dinner

这是我在这个家里吃过

I've ever had in this house

最振奋人心的一顿晚餐了

Glad you enjoyed it

你开心就好

That man is a true role model

那个男人真是我的人生榜样啊

Well it's nice you finally got a man you can look up to

恭喜你终于找到了一个男性榜样啊

Oh believe me I know

是啊我深有体会

You gonna keep it all bottled up

你是想全憋在心里

or you want to talk about it ‭What

-还是你想说出来 -什么

I'm fine

我没事啦

There's nothing to talk about

没什么好聊的

You sure ‭ Yeah

-你确定吗 -确定

Sweet dreams

好好睡吧

You know you want to talk about it

你知道你自己很想讲

You saw it

你也看到了

My own son can't even imagine me being a role model

我的亲生儿子不觉得我能当他的榜样

How am I supposed to be okay with that

你让我心里怎么舒坦

You're a role model for Georgie

你是小乔治的人生榜样啊

I used to be

曾经是

Now he wants to grow up and be Tony Danza

他现在只想长大变成像男演员托尼·丹扎

Did you forget you have a daughter

你忘了自己还有个女儿

who would really benefit from having a good man to look up to

而她如果有个良好的男性榜样也会受益良多吗

Oh dear Lord

老天爷啊

You did forget ‭

你还真忘了

I didn't forget I just

我没忘我只是...

I don't know how to spend time with her

我只是不知道怎么跟她相处

It ain't rocket science George

又不是让你登天乔治

She's a little girl

她就是个小女孩

Ask her what she wants to do

问她想做什么

and then do it with her

然后陪她一起做

Oh yeah I suppose

好吧我应该可以

Trust me She'll be thrilled to spend some time with you

相信我你能陪她她会很开心的

Okay

好啦

Yeah I'll give it a try

我再试试看

Hey when we do you know whatever it is she likes to do

等我陪她... 做她想做的事情的时候

you're gonna be there right

你也会在一旁陪着吧

不会啊

Well this just got harder

好吧这事瞬间难了

Meemaw

姥姥

Meemaw

姥姥

What

什么事

I've been researching things

我专门去研究了

that you and I can do with Dr Sturgis

我们可以跟斯特吉斯博士一起做的事

There's a lecture tonight at Rice University called

今晚在莱斯大学有一堂课

"What's happening at the center of our galaxy "

"我们银河的中心在发生什么事"

Let me just stop you right there

你先停一下

Don't worry I know what's happening at the center

别放心我知道银河中心的情况

but I would never spoil it for you

但我不会剧透你的

Look I know you're invested

听我说我知道你十分希望

in me and John having a relationship

我跟约翰能有感情发展

and I'm not saying we won't

我的意思也不是我们不会

But it ain't gonna happen with you always underfoot

但如果你整天碍事我们就很难有发展

Have I been underfoot

我碍手碍脚了吗

Honey in order for grown ups to get to know each other

亲爱的大人们想要多了解彼此

they need to have some alone time

就需要有单独相处的时间

What if I'm around but I took a vow of silence

如果我发誓保持缄默能让我在一旁待着吗

Go home and have your breakfast

回家吃你的早饭去

And then she said for grown ups to get to know each other

她说大人们想多了解彼此

they have to have time alone

就需要有单独相处的时间

Makes sense What else

很有道理还有呢

Apparently my being underfoot isn't conducive to romance

貌似我当个碍事精对浪漫有害

This is very helpful

你的消息很有用

Thank you

谢谢你

I'm at your service

乐意为你效劳

Oh Celeste why do you always fall for bad boys

塞莱斯特你为什么总爱上坏男人

Hi Dad

爸爸你来啦

What you doing

你在干嘛呢

Am I in trouble

我做错事了吗

No no Just just checking in on you

没有没有我就来关心你一下

Why

为什么

'Cause you're my daughter and I love you

因为你是我女儿而且我爱你啊

This is getting weird

越说越尴尬了

It is I was just thinking that uh

是啊我是在想...

you and me you know we don't spend much time together

你跟我呢... 不太常一起相处

You know we should find something to do

我们应该找点事一起做

just just two of us

就我跟你

Like what ‭You tell me

-比如什么 -你说啊

What what sounds fun

你觉得什么有趣

I'd like to be taken to dinner

我想你请我出去吃晚餐

Great Where

很好上哪吃

To the fanciest restaurant in all of Texas

去德州最时髦高档的餐厅

Which is

是...

Red Lobster where the surf meets the turf

红龙虾餐厅海陆大总汇

美式连锁休闲餐馆主要吃海鲜与各种肉排

You got it

一言为定

Thanks Dad

谢谢老爸

Mom you got to take me shopping

妈你得带我出去购物

I need a dress

我要买条新裙子

Yeah

是谁

Connie this is John Sturgis

康妮是我约翰·斯特吉斯

Well hello John Sturgis

你好啊约翰·斯特吉斯

How are you

你好吗

I chipped a tooth on a peach pit this morning

我今早吃桃子被桃核崩了牙

but otherwise I'm okay

除此之外一切都好

Good Good to hear it

很好你好就好

Next order of business

下一件事情呢

I would like to have dinner with you tonight

我是想邀请你今晚一起吃饭

just the two of us

就我们俩人单独

Oh well that sounds nice

这听起来很不错

What'd you have in mind

你有什么计划

I'd like to come to your house and cook you a Szechuan feast

我想来你家为你做一顿四川菜

I'm sorry a what

抱歉你说什么

Szechuan

四川菜

It's a style of Chinese cooking I learned

一种中式料理风格

when I was traveling through China

是我在中国旅游时学会的

Well wonderful I would love that

真棒我很愿意

Great Do you have a wok

太好了你家有炒菜锅吗

I do not

没有呢

Not a problem

没关系

I have a travel wok

我有便携炒菜锅

Okay

好的

Uh so uh what do you say about 6 00

六点怎么样

It's a date

就这么说定了

Terrific

好极了

Oh and um let's not mention this to Sheldon

对了我们别告诉谢尔顿

so as to keep him from being underfoot

他就不会来碍事了

Have you been talking to him

你是不是跟他联系过

I have See you later

是啊晚点见

Do I really need to get dressed up to go to Red Lobster

不过是去红龙虾餐厅我有必要盛装打扮吗

You're getting dressed up for your daughter

你盛装打扮是为了女儿不是为了吃饭

And that's a new shirt so be sure to ask for a bib

这是新衬衣记得要个围兜

I'm ready

我准备好了

You're going to dinner wearing that

你要穿这样去吃晚餐吗

I think you mean she looks beautiful

你是想说她看起来真美吧

You look beautiful

你看起来真美

Why thank you George

谢谢赞美乔治

How 'bout we stick with "dad" tonight

你今晚还是叫我爸爸如何

Okay but you call me Melissa

行吧但你要叫我米丽莎

After you Melissa

你先请米丽莎

Thanks George

谢了乔治

Oh my

老天

I know I look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

我知道我看起来好像忍者神龟

Well come on in

快进来吧

Sheldon come in the kitchen for dinner

谢尔顿进厨房吃饭吧

Can I eat out here Why

-我能在这里吃吗 -为什么

Dr Sturgis is having a dinner date with Meemaw

斯特吉斯教授在跟姥姥进行晚餐约会

I don't want to miss it

我不想错过

Fine

好吧

During that time I saw three cars drive by

在那段时间里我看到三辆车经过

and a raccoon dragging a slice of pizza

还看到一只浣熊拖走一片比萨

Uh table for two

两位谢谢

No problem

没问题

Allow me

容我帮您

You are allowed

准了

Thank you

谢谢

Yes thank you

是的谢谢

If I may

恕我冒昧

So what do you think

你觉得怎么样

I think we might be underdressed

我觉得我们穿得太寒酸了

The trick to a successful Szechuan dinner

一顿成功的四川晚餐的秘诀

is the Szechuan pepper

就是四川花椒

Okay

好吧

Now you may notice

你可能会发现

your lips and tongue getting numb

你的嘴唇和舌头发麻

Then why are we eating it

那我们为什么要吃

'Cause it's yummy

因为很好吃啊

Sure

好吧

So what were you doing wandering around China

你环游中国是要做什么

Well when I'm not doing research or teaching

我不做研究或教书的时候

I enjoy taking the path less traveled

我喜欢走上较少前人踏过之路

I'm guessing it's a bike path

我猜是那路还是单车路吧

As a matter of fact it was ‭

还真是呢

Everybody in China rides bicycles

在中国人人都骑自行车

It's fantastic

太棒了

Did you see the Great Wall ‭I did

-你去长城了吗 -我去了

Interesting fact

有趣的事实

it's filled with the dead bodies

长城底下埋了许多

of the people who built it

建筑工人的尸体

You don't say

不会吧

Hundreds of thousands of them

有成千上万具尸体

Here taste

来尝一口

If it's just the two of us why can't I eat watching TV

如果只有我们俩我为什么不能边吃边看电视

'Cause you're having dinner with your mother

因为你在跟你妈一起吃饭

and it's a chance for us to talk

这是我们交心的好机会

Sheldon's having dinner and looking out the window

谢尔顿就在边吃饭边看窗外啊

Want me to have him join us

想要我叫他进来一起吃吗

不想

Then quit complaining

那就别抱怨了

So what do you want to talk about

你想聊什么

Um I don't know

我也不知道

How's school

上学怎么样了

It's school it's a turd fest

那里可是学校就是一坨屎

Charming

真好

Are you dating anyone

你在跟谁交往吗

Nah nobody up to my standards

没有没人配得上我

Sure

当然了

Can I ask you a question

我能问你个问题吗

Course you can ask me anything

当然可以你想问什么都行

Were you pregnant with me when you married Dad

你跟爸结婚时是不是已经怀上我了

Um why would you ask that

你为什么会问这个

Sheldon said so

谢尔顿说的

How would Sheldon know

谢尔顿怎么会知道

He did the math

他算过了

What math

算什么

He said the time between my birthday

他说我的生日

and your wedding day was six months

和你们举行婚礼那天相差六个月

Um yeah

是啊

That's because you

那是因为你...

were born premature

是早产儿

I've seen my birth certificate

我看过我的出生证

it said I weighed nine pounds

上面写着我出生时是8斤巨婴

Yes that's true

没错

You were a big fat preemie

你是个大胖早产儿

Let's talk about something else

我们聊点别的吧

Why

为什么

'Cause I'd very much like to

因为我非常想换话题

And then Heather B said she didn't want

然后海瑟一号就说

to play tetherball with Heather M anymore

她以后不想跟海瑟二号玩绳球了

Wait Th There's two Heathers

等等有两个海瑟吗

Oh yeah

是啊

Which one's which

哪个是哪个来着

Heather B is stuck up

海瑟一号是自大狂

Heather M used to be stuck up

海瑟二号以前也是自大狂

but then she got a scoliosis brace

但后来她戴上了脊椎侧弯支架

Maybe she shouldn't be playing tetherball

或许她不应该玩绳球

That's what Heather B said

海瑟一号就是这么说的

This is delicious

很美味

but you were not kidding about the spice

但你没夸张真的好辣

I'm about to break a sweat here

我都快辣出满头汗了

Well here's something you might find interesting

有一个有趣的小知识

Spicy food is typically found in warmer climates

辣的食物通常都出自天气温暖的地方

because it induces sweating

因为吃辣能让人出汗

which in turn cools people off

从而让大家凉快下来

So what does the runny nose do for me

那流鼻水对我有什么好处

It allows me to uh

让我有机会

gallantly offer you my handkerchief

对你殷勤地献上我的手帕

You are such a gentleman

你真绅士

When I was younger

我年轻的时候

I read a book on etiquette

看了一本介绍礼仪的书

That's how I know

我从上面学到

that if I ever have an audience at the Vatican

如果我有机会去梵蒂冈受到接见

I should wear evening attire or a sack coat

我应该穿上晚礼服或男便装上衣

I don't know what a sack coat is

我不知道男便装上衣是什么

but I'm sure you'd look handsome in it

但你穿上一定很帅气

Thank you

谢谢

You know it's a long bike ride at night

晚上骑车回去很远

If you want

如果你想的话

you're welcome to stay

欢迎你留下来过夜

No it's fine I I have a headlight on my bicycle

没事我的单车有车头灯

Oh sure sure

当然了当然

Although I hear it might rain

不过据说好像会下雨

No worries I have a pocket poncho

不用担心我有折叠雨衣

So you do

好吧

John

约翰

I'm inviting you to spend the night

我是在邀请你留下来过夜

No thank you

不用了谢谢

Don't they make babies that are born too soon

早产婴儿不是都要

stay in the hospital

留院察看吗

Normally yes but you were born

通常是的但你出生时

with such a great head full of hair

有一头秀发

that they sent you home with us

医院就让我们带你回家了

That's the first thing you've said that makes sense

这是你刚才说的唯一合理的话

I'm glad we had dinner this was nice

我很高兴我们一起吃晚餐感觉很好

Yeah fun stuff

是啊很好玩

Well don't want to miss Who's The Boss

可不能错过《成长没烦恼》

Lord forgive me for lying

主啊原谅我说谎了

I'll tell him the truth when he's 30 Amen

等他30岁时我再告诉他真相阿门

Your lobster madam

您的龙虾女士

Thank you

谢谢

Would you like me to open it for her

需要我帮她切开吗

Oh I got it thanks

我来就好谢谢

You all right ‭ This thing's freaking me out

-你还好吧 -这玩意好吓人

Here let me help you with that

来吧我来帮你

Here Okay

挪一下好了

The trick is not to make eye contact

秘诀在于别跟它对看

Tell him

跟它说去

Here

来

All right now we just snap her off

好了我们把龙虾钳子扯下来

like that pop

像这样啪

Grab this guy here

拿上工具

and we crack the claw

把钳子夹裂

And then you take out a little meat

然后取出一些虾肉

dunk it in some butter

蘸一些牛油酱

and then you eat it

再放到嘴里

Holy moly

哎哟妈呀

It's good huh

很好吃对吧

Unbelievable

难以置信

I'll leave you to it

接下来你自己弄吧

No Sit with me

别走陪我坐

Okay

好吧

When I grow up I'm gonna eat lobster every night

等我长大后我每晚都要吃龙虾

Well hon you better stay in school and get a good education

宝贝那你得好好读书上所好学校

I was thinking I'd just marry a rich guy

我想着我就嫁给有钱人好了

Sure that's a way to go

当然那样做也行

Or a guy who works at Red Lobster

或是嫁给红龙虾餐厅的员工

That's another way to go

这法子也可以

You seem quiet Is everything okay

你都没怎么说话没什么问题吧

Are you not interested in me

你对我没兴趣吗

Of course I am I'm very interested

当然有了我对你很有兴趣

Then how come when I

那为什么...

I invited you to spend the night I got rejected

我邀请你留下来过夜你却拒绝我

I did do that didn't I

我确实拒绝了对吧

Good Lord yes

当然了

I can explain

我可以解释

Please do

愿闻其详

I didn't want you to think that I would think

我不希望你认为在我心目中

that you were the sort of woman

你是那种就因为

who would engage in coitus

我煮了四川菜给你吃

simply because I cooked you a Szechuan dinner

你就会跟我交媾的人

It was better before you explained

你不解释还比较好

All right let me try a different tack

好吧那我换一种方式

Connie

康妮

Oh boy

老天

Would you honor me with an evening of intimate relations

你愿意赏光今晚与我发生亲密关系吗

Well that is a different tack

这方式确实与众不同

This is very promising

看起来情势一片大好

What's happening

发生什么事了

Dr Sturgis's bike is still at Meemaw's

斯特吉斯博士的单车还停在姥姥家

那又如何

That means he probably is too

说明他也很可能还在姥姥家

You need to get a life

你需要有自己的生活

There he is

他出现了

Mom Mom Mom

妈妈妈妈妈妈

What's wrong What's going on

-出什么事了 -怎么了

Dr Sturgis and Meemaw had their first sleepover

斯特吉斯博士和姥姥第一次一起过夜了

It's a big step in their relationship

这是他们恋爱关系的重大进展

I'm going to go congratulate them

我要去恭喜他们

Hey put on a jacket it's chilly out

先穿上外套外面很冷

Will do

好的

Or try saying he can't go

你应该说他不准去

Oh never mind you can't go

不用穿了你不准去

The last thing I heard was jacket

外套后面的话我都没听见