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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

The things you say

你说的话

Mm you're unbelievable oh

你真的是绝了

You're unbelievable

你真的是绝了

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Herschel moved out

赫谢尔搬出去了

Oh Brenda

布兰达

I'm so sorry

我很遗憾

I think I have a boyfriend What's his name

-我好像交了男朋友 -他叫什么名字呢

Marcus Adam Larson He's 11 and a half

马库斯·亚当·拉森他11岁半了

he has blond hair his favorite color's green

他有一头金发他最喜欢的颜色是绿色

and he's learning how to skateboard

他正在学怎么滑滑板

How do you know he's your boyfriend

那你怎么知道他是你男朋友

Because this happened

因为有这个

Well I didn't realize you had documentation

我没想到你有文件证明

I know

就是说啊

As long as humans have been on Earth

从人类出现在地球上开始

they've had to contend with viruses

他们与病毒之间的战斗就从未停歇

And as long as I've been on Earth

而我在地球上的这些时光里

I've come up with fun ways to avoid them

我发明了许多有趣的方式来避开它们

I've heard so much about you

我听说过很多你的事迹

Apparently not how I feel about shaking hands

看来你没听说过我对握手有什么看法

I wear personal protective equipment

我穿戴个人防护措施

You come here right this instant

你现在就给我过来

and I was social distancing before it was cool

并在社交距离流行起来之前就奉行多年

But in the early '90s

但在90年代初期

a new type of virus became prevalent

有一种新型的病毒开始流行了起来

One that no amount of hand washing could stop

而且无论你多勤洗手都无法预防

A computer virus

电脑病毒

Oh no

惨了

But let's back up and begin this story in a simpler time

不过我们先倒回到还未发生时的时光

before an insidious infection had upended my life

那是我还没被病毒暗算的美好从前

Hey how has Billy been lately

最近比利在学校怎么样啊

I don't know

不知道

Aren't you friends

你们不是朋友吗

We're like "head nod in the hallway" friends

只不过是"点头之交"

What's that

那是什么意思

You see someone in the hallway you give 'em one of these

就是在学校走廊碰见了会这样来一下的交情

Ooh there's a computer game called Railroad Kingdom

新出了一个游戏叫《铁路王国》

Can we get it

我们能买吗

How much is it

要多少钱

$49 95

49块95

Are you crazy ‭I'll handle this

-你疯了吗 -我来跟他讲

I am not paying that much for a game

我才不要花这么多钱买电脑游戏

It's not just a game It's a cutting edge simulation

这不止是个游戏这是最尖端的经营模拟器

teaching business skills

能教导你商业技巧

in the golden age of railroads It doesn't matter

-让你在铁路的黄金时期大展拳脚 -我不管

But what if I end up running a railroad one day

万一有一天我需要营运一条铁路

and don't have the necessary business skills

但我缺乏了必要的商业技巧呢

I think I nailed him with crazy

我刚说他疯了没说错吧

Anyway

反正...

I just wanted to check in

我就是想来

and see how you're holding up

看看你状况如何

Working extra hours being a single mother

加班挣钱还得当单亲妈妈

Living the dream

简直就是梦想实现啊

Want me to give you a hand straightening up

要我帮忙整理整理吗

Sure You got a bulldozer

当然好啊你有推土机吗

Maybe we just need to get your mind off things

或许我们带你转换一下心情就好了

Why don't we go out this weekend have a girls' night

我们这周末一起出去过个闺蜜之夜吧

Really

别闹了

Mary Cooper's gonna show me a fun night on the town

玛丽·库珀要带我去镇上狂欢一把吗

Yes

没错

Where we going bingo at the church

我们要去哪里"野" 教堂里玩宾果连线吗

Not anymore

被你破哏了就只能换地方了

Why do these games have to be so expensive

为什么这些游戏都要卖这么贵

At least you have MTV

至少你家能看流行音乐台

All I have is TV

我家只有"台"电视

Will you please stop focusing on what you don't have

能不能别再专注于你没有的东西

and try to focus on what I don't have

而是来专注于我没有的东西呢

Look if you really want it I know a guy

如果你真的那么想要我认识一个人

who sells bootleg games for five bucks

他卖盗版游戏盘只要5块钱

But that's like stealing

这样不等于盗窃智慧财产吗

Aren't you gonna buy the game eventually

你是不是有一天一定会去买正版

As soon as I save up enough money

等到我存够了钱就去买

So you're just getting it early

所以你只是先买了个抢先版而已嘛

I suppose an actual railroad magnate would cut some corners

我想铁路大亨们也必定有钻漏洞的时候

Problem solved

问题解决

Look at that I don't even have the game

瞧我都还没买到游戏

and I'm already learning business skills

我就已经学习到商业技巧了

Cool

厉害

Do you have any plans Saturday

你这周六有什么安排吗

Why There a Church thing

干嘛教会有活动吗

No ‭ I'm free

-没有 -那我有空

Good because Brenda's having a rough time

那太好了布兰达最近挺难熬的

and I want to show her some fun

我想带她出去找点乐子

Fun

乐子吗

You

就你

Yes me

没错就是我

Sorry that came out wrong

抱歉小的阴阳怪气了

I know how to have a good time

我知道怎么寻欢作乐好吗

Of course you do That came out wrong too

您当然懂啦抱歉语气又阴阳怪气了

George

乔治

Where you gonna take her

你要带她去哪

Well I haven't decided yet

我还没决定好

but I did find a coupon to Muriel's Tea Room

不过我找到了一张马里奥茶室的折价券

Ooh tea room that sounds like a blast

茶室吗感觉就超好玩呢

Boy I am not good at this

天啊我真的是"阴阳人"耶

Whatever we end up doing Billy's gonna be hanging here

无论我们最后去哪里比利都会来家里

with Sheldon so you need to watch them

跟谢尔顿玩所以你得看着他们

I'm happy to do that

乐意之至

That one sounded pretty good

这次就听起来还可以

The next day Tam showed up

隔天丹带着

with the bootleg copy of Railroad Kingdom

一片《铁路王国》的盗版软盘来了

I wore my mittens so as not to leave fingerprints

我戴着手套接过避免留下任何指纹

in case it was ever used as evidence against me

以防哪天这个光盘成为呈堂证供

Also Tam had pulled it out of his gym bag Ugh

也因为这软盘是从他的运动服袋里拿出来的

I knew it was wrong but listen

我知道这么做是不对的但你听

to that seductive theme song

它充满诱惑的主题曲

Hey can I talk to you

我能跟你谈件事吗

What's up

怎么了

Think you could drop me off at the movies Saturday night

你这周六晚可以送我去电影院吗

I'm seeing Jana Can't Mom do it

我跟詹娜有约会你叫妈送你啊

Mom's going out

妈妈那天晚上要出门

And I kind of want to go with Marcus

而且我是想要跟马库斯去啦

Ah So you're trying to go on a secret date

所以你是想要偷偷约会是吗

Kind of ‭ I don't know how I feel about this

-算吧 -我不知道我该对此作何感想

Come on it's just a movie

别这样嘛就是看场电影而已

Have you been out with him before ‭Never alone

-你跟他一起出去约会过吗 -没单独约过

How old is this boy ‭Thirteen

-这男孩几岁啦 -13岁

Do his parents know about it

他的父母知道他要跟你约会吗

What are you Mom now

你现在是变成妈妈了吗

You're my sister You and boys is weird

你是我的妹妹让你跟别的男孩约会感觉很怪

Will you take me or not

你到底要不要载我去啦

Fine

行吧

Thank you thank you thank you

谢谢谢谢谢谢你

You best not be hugging him like this

你最好是别这么抱他

or that date's gonna be over real quick

不然我很快就让你的约会结束

It's nice you're taking Brenda out

你带布兰达出去玩还挺好心的

I'm glad someone thinks I can be fun

好高兴终于有人觉得我也很会玩

Who said fun I said "Nice "

谁说你会玩了我说你很"好心"

Okay well if you're so fun where would you go

行那既然你那么会玩你会带她去哪玩

It's not rocket science

这有什么难的

She just wants to go out to a bar and have some laughs

她只是想去酒吧轻松一下罢了

I can do that

我可以带她去

You don't sound too sure

你语气不太坚定啊

It's been a while

毕竟已经有些时日...

but there's no reason You want me to come

-不过我也不是不... -你想我陪你们去吗

I'll pay for all your drinks

你的酒钱我包了

You gonna regret that

绝对喝到你破产

I was so wrapped up in my game

我当时一心沉迷在我的游戏里

I didn't even know where Tam went

连丹去哪了都不知道

But I didn't care

但我根本不在乎

because I was building my locomotive empire

因为我正忙着建筑我的火车王国

Little did I know

但我当时不知道的是

as I was spreading tracks across North America

当我一边在北美拓展商业版图时

a computer virus was spreading itself across my hard drive

电脑病毒也在我的硬盘里大杀四方

Next stop Infection City

下一站感染城

I'm leaving soon How do I look

我要出门了我看起来怎么样

Good actually

其实还真不赖呢

Well you don't have to sound surprised

你语气不用惊讶吧

Well it's nice you want to look good for Brenda Sparks

你愿意为布兰达·斯巴克斯梳妆打扮可真好呢

What are you looking for

你在找什么呢

Deck of cards

扑克牌

Why You gonna play with the kids

为什么你要跟孩子们玩吗

Of course not I I invited the guys over for poker

当然不是我邀请了朋友来家里打牌

You're supposed to be babysitting

你不是应该看孩子吗

They don't want me around They're gonna be watching TV

他们才不想我盯着他们要看电视

But do you really need to be gambling

那你也不至于要赌博吧

I thought you were trying to be fun tonight

你今晚不是要欢乐模式吗

I am

我是啊

Well this seems like a good place to start

那你就从现在开始启动吧

You have a nice time with your friends ‭Thank you

祝你跟朋友们玩得愉快

But so help me if the house smells like cigars

但我先声明如果我回家的时候

when I get home you will not hear the end of it

家里全是雪茄味老娘一定跟你没完

It's your first day being fun Y You keep trying

这是你人生第一次开始欢乐你多多努力

Right now I'm about to take out a loan so I can build

现在我马上要去贷款好建造

the first railroad line between the Atlantic and the Pacific

第一条横穿太平洋海岸到大西洋海岸的铁路

Cool What do I do

厉害那我负责什么呢

You watch me take out a loan so I can build

你负责看我贷款好建造

the first railroad line between the Atlantic and the Pacific

第一条横穿太平洋海岸到大西洋海岸的铁路

Don't you have a game that two people can play

你没有能两个人一起玩的游戏吗

I do but not one that lets you take out a loan

有啊但那些游戏没有任何一款

so you can build the first railroad line

能让你看我贷款好建造

between the Atlantic and the Pacific

第一条横穿太平洋海岸到大西洋海岸的铁路

I'll pick Jana up first then we'll go get Marcus

我先去接詹娜然后再去接马库斯

Okay

好

So what movie we seeing What do you mean "We"

-所以我们要看什么电影 -"我们"是什么意思

You think I'm letting you go to the movies alone with him

你以为我会让你跟他单独看电影吗

What do you think's gonna happen

你是觉得能发生什么事情啊

Nothing's gonna happen 'cause I'm gonna be there

什么事情都不会发生因为有我盯场

Relax I'm not gonna sit with you

放轻松啦我不会坐在你们旁边

I'll be in the back

我会坐在后排

But you'll be watching me

但你会盯着我

Depends What movie we seeing

不一定得看我们是看哪部电影

Beauty and the Beast

《美女与野兽》

I'll be watching you

我绝对会盯着你

So how come it's taken us so long to hang out

为什么我们认识那么久现在才一起出来玩

Well my husband never left me before

大概是因为我老公没抛下我过吧

We can joke about it

现在已经能开这事玩笑了吗

Good

那太好了

'Cause that's gonna make this night way easier

能开玩笑今晚可就轻松多了

Here we go

大家来

Is that three beers I see

我看到了三杯啤酒吗

It's girls' night out and I said

今晚是闺蜜之夜嘛

I was gonna show you a good time

而且我答应你要带你好好玩

All right then party girl give us a toast

行啊派对女王来个祝酒词

Oh um well uh

这个嘛...

Bless these beers

请保佑这三杯啤酒

and the bartender who poured them

以及为我们倒酒的酒保

Seriously

你不是吧

I thought it was good

我感觉说的内容还不错啊

I I'll handle this

我来祝吧

To friends

敬朋友们

And to Brenda's crap husband who made this night possible

也感谢布兰达的垃圾老公让我们能齐聚一堂

Mom It's okay she said we could joke about it

-妈 -没事的她说我们可以开这事玩笑

You have a serving bowl I can put these in

你有能让我放零食的碗吗

A serving bowl

零食碗

I didn't realize we were

原来我们是在跟

playing poker with Martha Stewart

烹饪女王玛莎·斯图尔特打牌啊

I will make civilized men of y'all if it kills me

我拼死也要把你们变成文明人

I was just laughing 'cause he's my boss

我刚才捧场笑只是因为他是我老板

I'll get you a bowl

我去给你拿个碗

Uh hey Billy

比利你好啊

I thought you were playing computer games with Sheldon

你不是在跟谢尔顿玩电脑游戏吗

I got bored so I came out here

我觉得无聊所以出来坐

Well you want me to go get him

想让我叫他出来吗

No I'm fine by myself

不用我一个人待着就好

Where's my serving bowl

我的零食碗呢

Uh hey Wayne this is Billy

韦恩这是比利

Hello

你好

His mama's the one Mary took out tonight

玛丽今晚就是带他妈妈出去散心

Oh right

原来如此

Billy you just make yourself comfortable

比利你随意当自己家就好

watch whatever you want and help yourself to the fridge

想看什么电视都行冰箱里的东西随便吃

Thank you

谢谢

You can't just leave this kid by himself

你不能丢下这孩子一个人

Why not

为什么

His father's gone He's lonely

他爸爸走了他很孤单

Well what do you want me to do

那你想让我怎么做

invite him to play poker

邀请他一起打扑克吗

Hey Billy why don't you come hang with us

比利不如来跟我们一起玩吧

What is happening

什么情况

Oh no

惨了

Hello you've reached the Tandy Tech Support Hotline

你好这里是坦迪技术支持热线

I need help I think I have a virus

我需要帮助我好像中毒了

I was playing this game and then suddenly

我玩游戏玩到一半突然...

Current wait time is 28 minutes

目前等待时间为28分钟

It wasn't bad enough I had to wait

要我等还不是最痛苦的

I also had to listen to rock and roll

我还得听可怕的摇滚乐

那么

how serious is it with you two

你们的关系有多认真

Well we've held hands hugged once

我们牵过手拥抱过一次

and we haven't kissed but we did share a straw

还没接过吻但分享过同一根吸管

Wow pretty serious

那算很来真的

They haven't even been on a date yet

他们都没约会过

We got pretty serious before you ever took me on a date

你还没带我约会之前我们就已经很亲密啦

Cool it with that

别大肆宣扬

Can I ask a relationship question ‭Of course

-我能问个恋爱问题吗 -问啊

Who said "I love you" first

谁先说"我爱你"的

Funny you should ask

你问得巧了

Now I think he cared more about

我觉得他在乎

those stupid chickens than he did me

那些破鸡仔多过在乎我

Oh that's not true

才不是这样的

He took them when he left

他走的时候把鸡也带走了

Okay that's a tough one Give me a sec

好吧这点很难圆容我想一想

Why are we talking about this We should be having fun

我们为什么聊这个我们应该玩个痛快

Actually it feels good to get it off my chest

事实上发泄出来感觉很好

Well let's get into it

那就展开说说

What happened

发生了什么

If it's another woman she's a tramp

如果有第三者她就是个荡妇

and you're way prettier

你漂亮多了

No Although sometimes

没有但有时候

I wish there was

我倒希望真有第三者

Then I'd have someone to be mad at

那我就能生那个人的气

other than myself

而不是气自己

And here I thought this one was gonna be the sad sack

我还以为会是这家伙软弱落泪呢

Mom that is enough

妈够了

Oh there's my little killjoy

我的宝贝扫兴鬼果然来了

Do you know anything about poker ‭ No

-你对扑克有什么了解吗 -完全没有

That's all right neither does this guy

没关系这家伙也不懂

Good one boss

好好笑老板

This is fun

真好玩

Good Glad you're here

那很好啊我很高兴你加入

My dad never let me play cards with him

我爸从来不让我跟他一起打牌

And then he left

然后他就走了

Sorry are we still playing

不好意思我们还玩吗

'Cause I've got a really good hand

因为我这手牌真的很好

Tandy Tech Support This is David

坦迪技术支持我是大卫

How can I help you

我有什么能帮你

Hello I'm having a problem

你好我的坦迪1000SL

with my Tandy 1000SL

型号电脑出了问题

What's going on

怎么了

I think I have a computer virus

我的电脑好像中毒了

Well let's not jump there yet

先别急着下这定论

Could be lots of things What did you see

有很多可能你看到什么画面

Pixels started disappearing and then

像素开始消失然后

a message read "Disk Destroyer your hard drive

有一条信息写着 "磁盘破坏者你的硬盘

is now corrupted " Yeah that's a virus

-已被破坏" -确实是病毒

Oh dear

妈呀

Have you used any unlicensed software lately

你最近有用过未授权软件吗

Um I'm not sure I should answer that

我不确定在咨询律师前

without consulting an attorney first

是否该回答这问题

Hey hey I get it I play a lot of games

我懂的我也玩很多游戏

not always officially purchased

有时也不是从官方途径购买的

I'm just here to help get your computer up and running

我只是提供帮助让你电脑恢复正常

Thank you for understanding David

感谢你的理解大卫

I'm not usually a rule breaker but it was Railroad Kingdom

通常我不会违纪违规但这可是《铁路王国》

and I really wanted it because I love trains

我真的很想玩因为我最爱火车了

And it was $49 95

但这游戏要49.95美元

My mom said it was too expensive

我妈妈说太贵了

And I was going to buy it eventually

我本来想慢慢攒钱买下来的

and Tam said that was good enough

但丹说之后会补买正版就行了

so I got a bootleg copy and now I have a virus

所以我弄了个盗版的结果中毒了

which I very much deserve

都是我活该

I'm sorry who's Tam

不好意思丹是哪位

So no one's gonna say anything for the rest of the night

今晚不会再有人开口说话了吗

when the subject of love came up

没人说话了

I said something That doesn't count

-我有说话啊 -那不算数

Missy if you said "I love you" to Marcus

米希如果你对马库斯说"我爱你"

and he said "samesies " would you be okay with that Well

-他回答"一样" 你能接受吗 -这个

And before you answer remember who agreed

在你回答之前先想想是谁答应

to take you on a secret date

偷带你出来约会的

Don't ask her she's a kid

别问她她只是小孩子

She held hands and shared a straw

她可是牵过手和分享过吸管的

You ready to start dating again

你准备好重返情场了吗

I think I need some time

我还需要些时间

Well if you change your mind there's a gentleman

如果你改变主意了吧台那边有位先生

over here at the bar who would like us

很想让我们

to see his butt crack

欣赏他的屁股缝

So then was there no big blowup when he left

这么说他离开时你们并没大吵一架

Not really

没有

Well what happened

那到底发生了什么

Let's see We used to be happy

我想想我们以前很快乐

Little by little we weren't

但感情渐渐就淡了

Then there was bickering

然后我们开始吵架

then there was silence and then

接着冷战最终

it was over

婚姻就走到了尽头

I mean

可是

all couples bicker right

每对夫妻都会吵架对吧

You worried about you and George

你担心你和乔治的婚姻吗

Of course

当然

I'm sure you guys will be fine

你们一定会好好的

And if it doesn't work out I'd be happy to introduce you

如果没能白头偕老我很乐意介绍你

to Butt Crack Bob over here

认识那位屁缝哥

Well I know it's rough but my old man left

我知道这很让人难受我爸离家时

when I was around your age

我也跟你现在差不多大

What are you about 16 17

你大概16 17岁对吧

I'm 12

我12岁

Damn

长得真成熟

You know maybe he doesn't want to talk about this

也许他不想聊这件事

Sometimes it's good to get stuff off your chest

有时把心里的烦恼发泄出来是好事

My man's been through a lot

我哥们受了很多苦

And we're here for you ‭ Thank you

-我们都会陪着你 -谢谢

I'm gonna raise

我要加注

On the bright side

往好的一面看

you could look after your mom now

现在你可以照顾你妈妈了

That's what I did

我当年就是这么做的

Made a man out of me

那经历让我成长为男子汉

You know Billy sometimes these things are for the best

比利有时发生这种事才是最好的

Why would you say that

你干嘛这么说

My parents had a bad marriage

我父母婚姻不幸感情不好

Honestly it

老实说

it was hard to be around

待在他们身边很痛苦

Full boat read 'em and weep Come to papa

葫芦你们哭吧来爸爸怀里

Sorry

抱歉

Should we just forget it and go home

我们能不能算了直接回家

Fine by me

我没意见

Does the backseat get a vote

后座的人有投票权吗

You put me on the spot

是你让我为难的

I never said that to anyone before

我从没对任何人说过那句话

Me neither and it didn't go well

我也没有结果并不好

Samesies

一样

I'm sorry

对不起

I'm not even sure what it's supposed to feel like

我都不确定爱应该是什么感觉

Well if you felt it you'd know

如果你感觉到爱你会知道的

I know that I like you

我知道我喜欢你

A lot

很喜欢

More than anybody else

比喜欢其他人都多

Really

真的吗

Yeah

是啊

By the way when Marcus is in the car

提醒下马库斯上车后

you can't be this lame

你们可不能这么逊

Okay so what we're gonna need to do is

我们需要做的是

wipe your hard drive clean and reinstall the operating system

彻底抹掉硬盘数据重装操作系统

What about all my files

那我的文件怎么办

Do you have everything backed up

你有备份吗

I back up my files every Thursday night

我每周四晚上都会备份

I call it Backup Thursdays

我称之为备份星期四

It's not the catchiest but it sums up the situation

不算很朗朗上口但总归是总结了情况

Perfect After we wipe your drive you can restore it

很好抹除硬盘数据后你可以恢复文件

and you'll be good as new Thank you so much

-到时就会完好如新 -非常感谢

No problem So start by turning the computer off

不客气你先关闭电脑

and inserting the DOS disk

插入DOS盘

Wait what if I used the backup disk

等等如果我是在

after the virus was already on the computer

电脑中毒后才使用的备份盘呢

Oh Uh then I'm afraid it's corrupted too

那恐怕备份盘也损坏了

But how do I get my files

那我怎么取出文件呢

You don't

取不了

But I have all my old papers on there

但我的旧论文全在里面

my parents' taxes

还有我爸妈的税务文件

I'm sorry

很抱歉

You ever play football No sir

-你打过橄榄球吗 -没有先生

Think about it I will forge a birth certificate tomorrow

考虑看看我明天就可以帮你搞假年龄证明

Dad something terrible happened What's the matter

-爸爸发生了可怕的事 -怎么了

I lost all the files on my computer

我电脑上的文件全部不见了

Oh well I'm sure you can get 'em back

你一定可以找回来的

I can't and It's all my fault

找不回了这都是我的错

All right calm down

好了冷静点

I can't calm down This is a disaster

我无法冷静这是天大的灾难

It'll be okay Sheldon

会没事的谢尔顿

You don't understand They're gone

你不明白文件全丢了

And they're gone forever

一去不复返

And no matter what I do they're never coming back

不管我做什么它们再也不会回来了

so it won't be okay

所以怎么可能会没事

I wish I could tell you

我真希望能告诉你

I realized the cruel irony

我意识到我刚对比利说的话

of what I had just said to Billy

有多残酷多讽刺

and apologized

并且向他道歉了

But I didn't

但我没有

Like a virus

就像病毒

heartbreak can also spread

心碎也会传播

Once it does it's hard to contain

一旦传开了就很难控制

In some cases you can try to reboot and start over

有时候你可以试着重启从头来过

But it makes you appreciate those early days

无论如何这经历会让你感激从前的美好时光

when your hard drive was clean

那时你的硬盘还安全无毒

and the world was full of possibility

世界仍充满可能