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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

I love you

我爱你

Veronica Hey Georgie What's up

-维罗妮卡 -小乔治怎么啦

We're friends right

我们是朋友对吧

What do you mean I've asked you out a bunch

-这问题什么意思 -我追过你很多次

and you've made it pretty clear you weren't interested

但你每次都跟我表明你没兴趣跟我在一起

B Before I asked out another girl

在我去约别的女孩子之前

I just wanted to make sure that It's fine

-我想跟你确定一下... -没关系的

Guess I'll see you around

那回见啦

Yep

好

Of all my many skills

在我众多的能力之中

one of the lesser known is my impressive ability

有一个较少人知道的厉害能力

to wait for things

是我等待的能力

I once stood perfectly still for 38 minutes

我有次曾38分钟不动如山

because a bee was on my shoulder

就因为一只蜜蜂停到我肩膀上

I once waited four and a half hours

我曾等待过四又半个小时

to be released from a locker

只为了等人把我从置物柜里放出

Hello Anyone there

你好有人在吗

That's okay I'll wait

没关系我等得起

And one time when Dr Sturgis was late for a lecture

而当有一次斯特吉斯博士上课迟到

I stayed longer than everyone

我比谁都等得久

Where are you all going

你们去哪呢

Professor's not here

教授都还没来

I can teach the class

我可以教这课啊

I just need a box to stand on

我只需要一个踏脚台即可

Dr Sturgis

斯特吉斯博士

Hello Sheldon What brings you here

你好啊谢尔顿怎么今天来找我了

You never showed up to class

你没来教课

Whoops

糟糕

Time flies when you're having fun

当你乐在其中时光阴似箭啊

What could be more fun than giving a physics lecture

有什么能比教物理更有乐趣呢

Finishing a physics paper

写完物理论文

Ooh I like where this is headed

这故事走向我一听就有兴趣

I'm exploring the notion that time itself is quantized

我在探索时间是否是量子化的议题

Interesting

有意思

That sounds like a step towards a unified field theory

感觉离统一场论又更近一步了

Fingers crossed

食指交叉祈求好运吧

Although I can't cross my fingers arthritis

虽然我交叉不了手指有关节炎

It's too dark back here Do you have a flashlight

后座太暗了你有手电筒吗

In the glove box I think

副驾置物柜有吧

Can you pass it back

你能帮忙递给我吗

No I'm driving

不行我在开车呢

All right I'm coming up

注意啦我要爬来前面了

Don't crash while I'm unbuckled

你别在我解开安全带期间发生车祸啊

Really You need to do this right now

你不是吧就一定要现在搞吗

It's Dr Sturgis's first paper in years

这是斯特吉斯博士近年来首次写的论文

It's worth risking head trauma

值得冒头部损伤的风险一读

Look at you climbing like a real boy

看你爬得像个真正的男孩似的

Here we go

好了

"A Reconsideration of the Role of Time Operators

《重新审视时间算子

in Quantum Mechanics "

在量子力学中的作用》

Grabby title

很引人入胜的标题

Mm I'll wait for the movie

等看了正戏再说吧

Ooh He's opening with a critical examination

他开篇就批判性检验了

of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics

哥本哈根量子力学诠释

I thought reading in the car made you nauseous

你在车上读东西不是会头晕吗

That's in the back seat Up here I'm fine

那是在后座啦在副驾不会

Oh Sheldon Sorry

-谢尔顿... -对不起

Well don't just keep reading

你别继续读个不停啊

I am running over to the Sparks's for a little while

我要过去斯巴克斯家一会儿

Why

为什么

Team meeting with the other baseball moms

要跟其他棒球妈妈开会

You're all right until Dad gets home

在爸爸回家之前你能自己乖乖的吧

Oh yeah Charles is in charge

当然有查尔斯在呢

Look at this I'm talking to an egg

看看我在"对蛋弹琴"

I brought veggies and ranch

我带了蔬菜加牧场酱

That's nice But when I said "snacks " I mean wine

不错不错但我说带"零嘴" 我指的是酒

Don't worry

没事

I got plenty of emergency snacks

我有很多应急"零嘴"

All right let's get to this

好啦咱们开会吧

We're coming up on the end of the season

马上赛季就要结束了

Who wants to handle the team cookout

谁想负责队伍野外郊游的烹饪事宜

Got it

我来

Thank you Meredith Team picture day

-谢谢你梅雷迪思 -队伍拍照日呢

That's me Carla you're a gem

-我来 -卡拉你可真是块宝

Mary that leaves you in charge of trophies Any questions

玛丽那你负责奖杯还有问题吗

Actually Snack time

-其实呢... -零嘴时间到

There's also uh veggies

还有一些蔬菜可以下酒

This is nice

这里不错啊

I like to think of Chi Chi's as a more romantic Taco Bell

我觉得这家店算浪漫版的塔可钟快餐店

So uh what do you like to get here

你在这里都喜欢点什么啊

What Oh uh it it doesn't matter

什么无所谓啦

It all tastes the same

吃起来都差不多

Hi Welcome to

您好欢迎光临...

Oh Hey Georgie

你好啊小乔治

Uh hi

你好啊

I didn't know you worked here

我都不知道你在这打工

Well haven't seen you in a while

毕竟有段时间没联系了嘛

Oh uh you know Jana from school

你认识我们同校的贾娜吗

Yeah Yeah of course Hi

当然啦你好啊

你好

So can I get y'all started with some drinks

你们要不要先点什么饮料喝喝啊

I'm good with water

我喝水就可以了

Water sounds great Refreshing

水很不错很清新

I'm glad Dr Sturgis let me read his paper

我很庆幸斯特吉斯博士在发表前

before he published

先让我读了他的论文

Why is that

为什么

He's getting numbers for the massive neutrinos

他算出来的巨型中微子的数

that are in excess of a hundred giga electron volts

超过了足有千亿电子伏之多

Well good for him

那他很棒啊

No it's embarrassing

不是不忍直视啊

Had a 50 50 shot

五成的几率猜错了

I guess I need to call and let him know

我觉得我得打电话告诉他

what a bonehead mistake he made

告诉他犯了多大的沙雕错误

There's probably a nicer way to say it

应该可以换更好听点的说法吧

Did you hear how massive his neutrinos were

你刚听到了我说他的中微子有多大了吧

We're well into bonehead territory

不只是沙雕还是沙雕中的巨雕

Sheldon you don't need to be rude to him

谢尔顿你不用对人家那么不礼貌

When am I rude

我怎么没礼貌了

Stay a child as long as you can

尽量保持当个孩子吧

Adulthood will not be kind to you

成人世界对你不会太友好

Neat The veins on your calf look like a road map of Texas

厉害你小腿上的静脉看起来像德州道路地图

Did you make this taste bad so Dad would lose weight

你是故意煮得难吃让老爸吃不下减肥吗

Fine I'll be polite

行行行我会保持礼貌

But I still think

但我还是觉得

we could go to San Antonio using Meemaw's leg

我们靠姥姥的腿地图就能去到圣安东尼奥市

Hello

你好

Dr Sturgis It's Sheldon

斯特吉斯博士我是谢尔顿

I hope you're well

希望你一切安好

I am I just had soup

很好啊我刚喝完汤

Anyway

言归正传

I was just calling to let you know I read your paper

我打来是想告诉你我刚读完你的论文

Wonderful What did you think

太好了你有何感想

I thought your typing was very tidy

我感觉你的打字十分整齐

Your sentence structure was impressive

你的句子结构很是了得

And your theory was

而你的理论嘛...

not without succeeding in avoiding success

长风破浪会有时直挂云帆济沧海

Well Sheldon uh you don't need to beat around the bush

谢尔顿你不用这么拐弯抹角

We're men of science Uh just give it to me straight

我们是搞科学的人有话你就直说

The masses for your neutrinos are impossible

你的中微子的质量根本不可能

Are you sure

你确定吗

Yes If they were that heavy atoms could not beta decay

是的如果它们那么重原子就不会贝塔衰变

I don't know how I missed that

我怎么没注意到这点

I'm such an idiot

我真是个白痴

You're not an idiot You're just a bonehead

你不是白痴你只是沙雕

So you're saying you have no feelings for her at all

你的意思是你对她毫无感觉吗

I wasn't at the restaurant with her I was there with you

我又不是跟她上馆子我是跟你上的馆子啊

That doesn't answer my question

这回答不了我的问题

I was hoping you wouldn't pick up on that

我还希望你不会注意到这点呢

Did you take me there on purpose

你是故意带我去那里吃饭的吗

Hold on a second

等等

Is this one of those fights

这是传说中那种

where we end up making out in the back seat

吵到最后会在后座亲热的那种架吗

不是

That's too bad

那太遗憾了

奖牌与奖杯

梅德福

Howdy

早嘞

Morning I need to order some baseball trophies

早安我想要预定一些棒球奖杯

Baseball's over there

棒球的在那边

So many choices

好多选择啊

You should win a trophy for the most trophies

你应该得到拥有最多奖杯奖

Maybe not the trophy for customer service

至于服务态度奖就算了吧

Is this everything you have

这些是你全部的货吗

Impressive isn't it

很厉害吧

I noticed that there are no baseball trophies

我发现你的棒球奖杯中

with girls on them

没有上面是女孩的款

Girls don't play baseball

女生不打棒球啊

Actually my daughter does

其实我女儿就打啊

Oh Good for her

那她很棒棒哦

And some other girls might like a trophy with a girl on it

而许多女孩或许也会想要有女孩的奖杯

Well then they'll be very disappointed

那看来她们要很失望啦

You know what

告诉你

I'm gonna take my business elsewhere

老娘要去找别人来赚我的钱了

Oh no

不要嘛

And you should win a trophy for being such a sourpuss

你应该得个超级叽歪奖

Ta ta

慢走不送

Hello Dr Sturgis

-你好 -斯特吉斯博士

It's Sheldon I hope I'm not interrupting anything

我是谢尔顿希望没有打扰到你什么

Nah just wondering what became of my career

没我就是在想我的职业该何去何从

Should I call you back later

我该晚点再打来吗

Oh no I can be downtrodden and chat at the same time

不用我可以一边心如死水一边聊天

What's up

怎么啦

I was thinking about the mass problem of your neutrinos

我在想你的中微子质量的问题

and I realized we might be able to solve it

然后我发现或许我们能解决这问题

if some of the particles have more spin

比如其中部分粒子有更多自旋

Interesting

有点意思

That would certainly get our neutrino mass to zero

这的确可以让我们的中微子质量变到零

Although it does open up a problem with double beta decay

但这样也会造成双贝塔衰变的问题

Hmm That is true

这倒是真的

Unless what it's actually predicting is a magnetic monopole

除非它预测的是磁单极子

Might be difficult to control the infinities

可能会有点难控制无穷的问题

Although

不过呢

if you consider adding faster than light particles

如果考虑加入超光速粒子

like tachyons then I suppose you could

比如快子那或许你就能...

Quantize time Yes

-量子化时间 -没错

Hang on If we're gonna be thinking at this level

稍等如果我们要想到那么高深

I should put on pants

我应该穿上裤子

Can you believe this

你敢相信吗

Boy trophy boy trophy

男生奖杯男生奖杯

boy trophy

男生奖杯

Hmm all I see is my trophy wife

我眼里只有我奖杯般的娇妻

Nope Okay

没兴趣吗好的

Look the only girl trophies

你看唯一给女生的奖杯

are for cheerleading soccer and golf

只有啦啦队足球跟高尔夫

So buy Missy a golf trophy and tell her it's a skinny bat

那就给米希买个高尔夫奖杯说那是细球棒

George

乔治

That poor girl has been watching her brother win awards

我们可怜的闺女看着她弟弟

since he was three years old

从他三岁起就开始赢各种奖杯

I'd like for her first one to be special

我希望她的第一次能很特别

'Cause you think it may also be her last one

因为你认为这可能也是她最后一次吗

I didn't say that

我可没这么说

But you thought it

但你是这么想的

Yeah

是啦

Here you go

给你

What's this It's your tip from the other night

-这是什么 -那晚的小费

I wanted to give it to you then

我当时就想给你的

but I also wanted to get out of there alive

但我也想活着离开那里

Don't worry about it

没事不用了

You sure

你确定吗

I'm sure

我确定

So how long you been working there

你在那餐厅工作多久了

Couple weeks Trying to save money for college

几星期了我想存钱上大学

Well now you have to take this

既然这样你一定要收下

I insist

我坚持

Thank you

谢谢你

How are things with Jana

和贾娜处得怎么样

Honestly I have no idea

老实说我不知道

Should you even be talking to me right now

你现在根本不该跟我说话吧

Probably not

估计不应该

But I'm glad I am

但我很高兴我们聊天了

Me too

我也是

Bye

再见

I'd like to end today's lecture with a hilarious physics joke

我想用一个令人捧腹的物理笑话来结束今天的课

Why didn't the photon pack a suitcase

光子为什么不带行李箱

He was traveling light

因为他要轻装出行[传递光]

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Thank you

谢谢捧场

Class dismissed

下课

Well our conversation about my paper

我们那天讨论了我的论文

resulted in a very productive couple of days

导致接下来的两天我富有成效

I completely rewrote the whole thing from scratch

我从头开始重写了整篇论文

Exciting I know credits are usually listed alphabetically

真令人激动我知道署名通常按字母顺序排列

but I'm completely fine with my name going second

但我完全不介意我的我名字排在第二位

Sheldon I've worked on this paper for years

谢尔顿这篇论文我研究好几年了

I'm not putting your name on it at all

我不会把你名字写上去的

But I helped you

但我帮了你啊

You did but you didn't cowrite the paper with me

没错但你没和我一起写论文啊

Is that so

是这样吗

Yes it is

就是这样

Well this is an outrage

这太离谱了

After all the help I've given you

我帮了你这么多

and I don't even get credit

我却连留名的机会都没有

Well of course you are

当然有啦

You're getting a special thanks in the footnotes

我会在附注里特别感谢你

No one reads the footnotes

根本没人看附注啊

I do Well I do too

-我就会看 -好吧我也会看

but that doesn't mean I want to be in them Sheldon

-但那不代表我想出现在附注里 -谢尔顿

that's where people get recognition for helping

那里就是认可你有帮忙出力的地方啊

Oh you mean the help of using my math

你说的帮忙是指用我的数学

to convert your hazy series of meanderings

把你一系列不着边际结构松散的内容

into a well formed scientific thesis

改为结构完整的科学论点吗

I think you're overstating your contribution

你似乎夸大了你的贡献

Well I think you should be wearing a black ski mask

我倒觉得你该戴上黑色滑雪面罩

because you're trying to rob me blind

因为你想"抢劫"我的知识财富

Well if anyone should be wearing an odd piece of apparel

如果说有谁该穿戴奇特的服饰

it should be you wearing a baby bonnet

那就该是你戴上婴儿软帽

because that's how you're behaving

因为你现在表现得像个哭闹的婴儿

Ready to go Very

-可以走了吗 -等不及了

It's a good thing she showed up

幸好她出现了

because I do not have a comeback

因为我想不出回呛的金句

Darn it When he called me a baby I should've said

可恶他羞辱我是婴儿时我就该呛他

"Then I guess you needed a baby's help to fix your paper "

"那看来你需要婴儿帮忙修改你的论文咯"

Very clever

非常机智

Turn the car around

调头开回去

We're halfway home

我们离家只剩一半路程了

It's not that clever

何况这句也没那么机智

Why aren't you being more supportive of me

你为什么不全力支持我

Sheldon John is a lot of things but he's not a thief

谢尔顿约翰这人缺点很多但他不是小偷

So you're on his side

这么说你站在他那边

I'm not

我没有

So you're on my side

那你就是站在我这边了

For the sake of this car ride sure

为了车程愉快就当我是好了

Okay here's the plan

好我们计划这么做

End your relationship with Coach Ballard

结束你和巴拉德教练的恋爱

date Dr Sturgis again get him to love you more than ever

再次和斯特吉斯博士约会让他比之前更爱你

then when he least expects it

然后在他最意想不到的时候

break his heart and say "That's for Sheldon "

让他心碎然后说"这是为谢尔顿报仇"

Great plan

这计划真绝

You think so

你觉得是吗

For the sake of this car ride sure

为了车程愉快就当我是好了

So shiny aren't you now

你现在闪闪发亮了对不对呀

Hello Remember me

你好还记得我吗

Ah I thought you were gonna take your business elsewhere

我还以为你去让别人赚你的钱了

Well lucky for you I believe in second chances

算你走运我相信人值得拥有第二次机会

Now I know that you don't have girl baseball trophies in stock

我知道你没有女生棒球奖杯现货

but could you have one made special

但你能否特别定做一个呢

Sure

可以啊

Great A custom mold is 50 bucks

-太好了 -定制模具一个50美元

and it takes six weeks

要等六星期

I'm not paying you $50 for a trophy

我才不会给你50块买个奖杯

And I don't have six weeks

我也等不了六星期

Well does your daughter look like a horse

你女儿长得像不像马呢

Maybe she'd like this

也许她会喜欢这个

I knew all that God talk was covering something really evil

我就知道你表面虔诚只是为了掩盖邪恶内心

I am trying to make a special trophy for Missy

我想给米希做一个特别的奖杯

So I'm gonna take this head and put it on that body

所以我要把这个芭比头安到那个身体上

Whatever you say Dr Frankenstein

随你怎么美化啦科学怪人博士

My daughter deserves to have a trophy

我女儿值得拥有一个

that looks something like her

看起来像她的奖杯

So this is kind of a feminist gesture on your part

所以你是想表达女权主义

I prefer to think of it as a maternal gesture

我宁愿把这看作是一个母亲的心意

Let's just split the difference

我们就折中一下

and call it the stuff of nightmares

把这玩意称为噩梦素材好了

It'll look better when I paint it

我上完色后就会好很多

I don't think so

我看不会

Grant Linkletter

格兰特·林克莱特

Dr Linkletter Sheldon Cooper

林克莱特博士我是谢尔顿·库珀

I need your help reporting an academic crime

我需要你帮忙举报一宗学术犯罪

Sounds serious

听起来很严肃啊

It is

的确

That's why I'm using my serious voice

所以我在用我的严肃声音跟你说

Then I'll use mine as well

那我也换上我的严肃声音

What's going on

怎么回事

Dr Sturgis has stolen my work

斯特吉斯博士偷窃了我的研究

and is using it in his own paper

用到他的论文里

Well that's quite the allegation

这指控很严重啊

It's not an allegation it's a fact

这不是指控是事实

He was getting enormous masses for his neutrinos

本来他的中微子质量大到夸张

and I showed him how to fix it

我教了他如何解决

but now he's refusing to list me as a coauthor

但现在他拒绝把我列为合著者

Well I think he has a point

我觉得他有道理啊

Is the "He" in that sentence me

你这句话里的"他"是指我吗

Because that is a strange way to phrase it

你这样措辞很奇怪

No the "He" is him

不 "他"是指斯特吉斯

I don't play games with sentence structure

我不会拿句子结构胡闹

Look I haven't done a forensic examination of this paper

听着我还没对这篇论文做详细鉴定

but it's not uncommon to show your work to a colleague

但把成果拿给同事看询问他们意见

to get their feedback

是很常见的

But I fixed his paper

但我把他的论文改好了啊

This kind of accusation could have real consequences

这种指控可能会产生极其严重的后果

I'd consider my next steps very carefully

我会谨慎考虑后续该怎么做

You're no help Put me through to your supervisor

你真没用把我转接给你的上级

Please let me speak to John

在你做更进一步举动前

before you take this any further

先让我和约翰谈谈

All right but if he calls me a baby feel free to say

好吧但如果他说我是婴儿你就呛他

"Then I guess you needed a baby to fix your paper "

"那看来你需要婴儿帮忙修改你的论文咯"

That's a good one but I'm not gonna say it

这句呛得漂亮但我不会说的

I bet the guy who invented the spork is a millionaire

我打赌发明叉勺的人现在已经成百万富翁了

I guess

估计是吧

I wonder if his last name is Spork

不知道他是不是姓"叉勺"

It comes from "Spoon" and "Fork " Spork

这是"勺子"和"叉子"结合组成的新词 "叉勺"

Oh my God Mind is blown

天啊简直震撼我世界

You know what you should do Cut your hair

你知道你该做什么吗剪头发

What

什么

I think it'd look better

应该会更帅

Ooh maybe a little beard like George Michael

或许再留点胡子像歌手乔治·迈克尔那样

I wonder how tall he is I bet he's tall

不知道他有多高他一定很高

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朱丽叶患了霍乱

Hey I have something to show you

我有东西要给你看

What's up

什么事

I was gonna give this to you

我本来打算等到

at the end of the season party

赛季派对结束时才给你

but I was so excited that I wanted you to see it now

但我太兴奋了我想现在就给你看

What the hell is that

这是什么鬼

I couldn't find any girl baseball trophies

我找不到女生棒球奖杯

so I made you one

所以我给你做了一个

Why is her head so big

她的脑袋怎么这么大

It's a Barbie head I had to improvise

这是芭比的头我得就地取材嘛

You chopped the head off one of my Barbies

你把我芭比娃娃的头砍下来了吗

Don't be silly I bought a new one

说什么傻话我买了一个新的

I could've had a new Barbie

我本来能有一个新芭比吗

The point is you deserve to be recognized appropriately

重点是你值得被人好好认可

for everything you've accomplished

你所获得的这些成就

You can't give that to me in front of all the boys

你不能当着其他男孩面给我那奖杯

Why It's embarrassing

-为什么 -很丢脸啊

Well we have plenty of time

时间还很充裕

I can make the head smaller or the body bigger

我可以把头部改小一点或是把身体改大一点

or a little bit of both

又或是两者都调整一下

I just want the same trophy everyone else gets

我只想要和其他人一样的奖杯

But I want you to feel special

但我希望你觉得自己特别

And I just want to feel regular

我只想觉得自己普通

Okay

好吧

Well

那么

I'll make sure you get a regular one at the party

我会确保你在派对上得到普通的奖杯

Thank you

谢谢你

Mom wait

妈妈等等

I get what you were trying to do

我明白你想为我做什么

It's nice

我很感动

Thanks

谢了

Can I keep that one too

这个也能给我吗

You really want it

你真想要吗

I do

真的

Despite her many flaws

尽管我姐姐缺点多多

my sister did have a soft spot in her heart

但她内心还是有个柔软的角落

And a fondness for blowing things up

她还很喜欢把东西炸飞

What was that

怎么回事

Hello

你好

How dare you accuse me of plagiarism

你竟敢指控我抄袭

And to my colleague no less

而且还是跟我的同事说

This is my reputation you're jeopardizing

你危及的可是我的声誉啊

Well give me the credit I deserve and I'll stop

给我我应得的署名我就停手

We've been over this

我们已经谈过这个了

You made a helpful suggestion and then you arrogantly assumed

你只是提出了有帮助的意见结果你就自大地认为

that it entitled you to a coauthor credit

你有权被列为合著者

which it doesn't

然而并非如此

But I was the one who

但是是我...

I've been your friend and mentor

我一直都是你的朋友和导师

The idea that I would steal from you

你竟然说我会偷窃你的成果

is both personally and professionally insulting

这对我个人和我的学术都是莫大的侮辱

Well I'm sorry you feel that way but

很抱歉你有这种感觉但...

Sheldon I don't want to see you in my class anymore

谢尔顿我不想再在我的课上看到你