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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Excuse me You Coach Ballard That'd be me

-不好意思你是巴拉德教练吗 -是我

My daughter's here to try out

我女儿来参加选拔赛

Come on I'm not gonna put a girl on my team

拜托我不可能让一个女孩加入队伍

Why not

为什么

She's got pigtails

她还扎着小辫子

You're not even gonna give her a chance

你连一个机会都不给她吗

不给

Hey Hello Can I talk to you

你好能跟你聊聊吗

Yeah

可以

You tell my granddaughter she can't play baseball

你跟我外孙女说她不能打棒球

Well I was just looking out for her that's all

我只是想保护她没别的意思

Well we don't need you deciding what's best for her

我们不需要你来决定什么对她才是最好

Or what Or you and me are gonna have problems

-要是我拒绝呢 -那我绝对跟你没完

We're back How'd it go

-我们回来了 -怎么样了

She made the team

她被选进球队了

Congratulations

恭喜啊

And Meemaw got a date with the coach

而且姥姥要跟教练去约会

What It was a productive afternoon

-什么 -是个一箭双雕的下午嘛

You sure you don't want me to stay

你确定你不想我留下吗

You promised you'd take me to RadioShack

你答应要带我去睿侠电器行了

Sheldon this is a big day for your sister

谢尔顿今天是你姐姐的大日子

I'm fine Dad

我没事的老爸

Come on

别这样嘛

I really don't want to go to RadioShack

我真的不想去睿侠

Ah George

乔治

Dale ‭Hey Missy

-戴尔 -你好啊米希

Why don't you get out there and start warming up

你先过去开始热身吧

Okay

好

And you must be Sheldon

那你肯定就是谢尔顿了

Your grandmother told me all about you

你姥姥跟我说了很多你的事

We're going to RadioShack

我们要去睿侠了

Yeah she didn't lie

她可真是没瞎编啊

George I figure we kind of got off

乔治我觉得我们那天

on the wrong foot the other day

首次见面的情况可能不是那么融洽

Don't worry about it Well I do worry about it

-别担心啦 -我是有点担心的

I I'd like to take you out for a beer

我想邀请你出去一起喝杯啤酒

if that would be okay

你愿意吗

It appears Meemaw told him about you too

看来姥姥也跟他聊过你

Sounds great

没问题

Have a good practice ‭Thank you

-祝今天练习顺利 -谢谢

It's nice that you're going to socialize

你愿意跟姥姥的新男朋友

with Meemaw's new boyfriend I know

-一起出去玩感觉挺不错的 -是啊

She's gonna hate it

她绝对会不爽到死

电脑区

Hey Clark Today's the day

你好啊克拉克今天就是那个大日子

It's in the back I'll go get it

在后面仓库我去拿

What's he getting

他要去拿什么

A direct connect 300 baud modem

300波特率的直接连接调制解调器

How much

多少钱

Don't worry I'm using my allowance

不用担心我是用自己的零花钱买

Plus Clark gave me a healthy discount

而且克拉克也给了我不错的折扣

for helping with his application to medical school

因为我帮忙他弄了医学院的申请表

Okay

好吧

What's a modem do

那调制解调器是干嘛用的

It allows me to connect my computer

它让我能把我的电脑

to other computers that also have one

跟其他有调制解调器的人互相连上

Why would you need to do that

那你为什么需要跟人家连上呢

So I can share my scientific ideas

这样我才可以把我的科学想法

with academics all over the world

跟世界各地的学者们分享啊

It's like the cybernetic version of the Algonquin Round Table

就像是电脑版的阿尔冈琴圆桌会

由作家评论家演员等组成的文人雅士讨论会

1919年至1929年间每天中午在纽约阿尔冈琴酒店

I don't know what that means

我不知道那是什么意思

That's okay you're still my dad

没事啦你还是我亲爹

and I'm genetically obligated to love you

我也有基因上必须爱你的责任

Missy how was practice

米希练习怎么样了

So good

太棒了

Tell us everything

快把全部都说出来

The boys were a little mean at first but I handled it

男生们一开始有点坏但都被我处理好了

Can I warm up with you

我能跟你一起热身吗

I don't play baseball with girls

我才不跟女生一起玩棒球

Really Your friend's playing with one

是吗可是你的朋友就在跟某个女生玩啊

I am so proud of you

你最棒了

Well I'm glad you all had a good day

你们俩都玩得开心就好

Not just them

不只是他们

Guess who I'm grabbing a beer with

猜猜我要跟谁一起去喝啤酒

Your new friend Dale

你的新朋友戴尔

Are you kidding me

你是不是跟我闹呢

You were right she's not happy

你说得对她不爽了

Hello

你好

Hi Georgie

你好啊小乔治

It's Lisa from English class

我是跟你上一门英文课的丽莎

Oh hey What's up

你好啊什么事

I was wondering if you could help me with our homework

我是想问你能不能跟你请教我们的作业

Crap we have homework

靠我们还有作业吗

You're so funny

你好搞笑啊

I think so

我也觉得

Most people don't

但大多数人都不觉得

What's that noise

那是什么声音啊

No idea

不知道

Georgie I need you to get off the phone

小乔治我需要你挂掉电话

Hang on Lisa

稍等一下丽莎

I'm helping someone with their English homework

我在帮忙人写我们英文作业呢

I don't have time for jokes

我没空听你讲笑话

I need the phone line to connect my modem

你打电话我的调制解调器就不能连上网

What the hell's a modem

调制解调器是什么鬼

It links my computer to an interconnected web of other computers

它让我的电脑可以与其他电脑互相连接

in order to facilitate the exchange of ideas

好让我们进行思想的交换

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of

这真是我听过最蠢的东西了

Sadly that was not the stupidest thing he ever said

很遗憾这不是他说过最蠢的话

Have you tried the meatballs here

你吃过这里的肉丸吗

They are fantastic

超好吃啊

I haven't

还没呢

But speaking of meatballs

不过既然说到肉丸

I hear you're gonna hang out with my son in law

我听说你要跟我的肉丸女婿出去玩

Yeah

是啊

You don't like that at all

你不喜欢我们一起相处啊

No it's fine with me

没啊我完全不介意

I hope you all go out and have a grand old time ‭

我希望你们一起出去... 玩得超级开心

Yeah well what's the matter

好啦到底怎么了

You afraid I'm gonna find out all your secrets Calm down

-你是担心我会发现你的那些秘密吗 -您省省吧

You're enjoying this a little too much

你感觉有点享受过头了吧

Enjoying it I'm loving it

何止是享受简直是心痒难耐啊

Look how mad you're getting

看看你都不爽成什么样了

Come on what's he got on you

来嘛他握有你什么把柄

Did you do some jail time

你蹲过监狱吗

Were you a go go dancer

以前是在酒吧里的舞女吗

Have you got a tattoo in a naughty place

还是在什么"坏坏"的地方有刺青啊

Can I see it

我能看看吗

Ooh Someone responded to a theory I posted

有人回复了我在

on the physics bulletin board

物理学讨论版贴的理论了

He called my work flawed

他说我的作品有瑕疵

That's rude

真没礼貌

Let him know he can't push you around

让他知道你也不是好欺负的

That's what I did at baseball practice

我在棒球练习时就是这么做的

I'd rather not resort to name calling

我不想靠毒舌来回击

It usually gets me stuffed somewhere uncomfortable

这通常都会害我被塞进很不舒服的地方

That's in person

那是面对面的时候嘛

where people know you're pathetic and weak

人家知道你软弱悲催

That's true

这倒是真的

This is completely anonymous

网上没人知道我的身份

I can say whatever I want

我可以畅所欲言

without fear of physical retaliation

不怕受到身体上的打击报复

Thanks

谢谢你的建议

And on that day

就在那天

my sister created the first Internet flame war

我姐姐推动了因特网上首次的喷子大战

Ooh that is as cruel as it is grammatical

又狠又毒文法又标准无误

And send

发送

I tried to call you last night the phone was busy

我昨晚试着打给你了不过你家电话占线

Oh yeah that was Sheldon

是啊是因为谢尔顿

Sheldon has friends he talks on the phone with

谢尔顿有可以打电话聊天的朋友了吗

Well his computer was talking to another computer

是他的电脑在跟其他的电脑对话啦

And the world makes sense again

世界又恢复正常了

Morning

早安

Just a reminder I'm gonna be late tonight

提醒你一下我今晚会比较晚回家

Hanging with my new buddy Dale

要跟我新的好兄弟戴尔出去玩

Well I hope you two have fun together

希望你们俩玩得愉快啦

Oh we will So much to talk about

当然会啦有那么多能聊的

You better respect her privacy

你最好给我尊重一下她的隐私

Oh I don't plan on doing that at all

我完全没这个打算

Don't you need to go to work

你不用上班的吗

Yes but I don't want to leave until I know you're upset

要啊但我在确定你不爽了之前还不想走

Well I'm sorry but I'm not

那抱歉了我没不爽

Yeah you are

你有

Bye

再见啦

It's just so easy All you do is type in the Usenet address

非常简单你只需要输入新闻网的地址

"Sci dot theory

"Sci[科学].theory[理论]

dot physics

.physics[物理]

dot research

.research[研究]

dot quantum "

.quantum[量子]"

Press enter and it comes right up

按下回车然后马上就出来啦

正在初始化

正在读取数据中

Careful In WarGames

小心在电影《战争游戏》中

Matthew Broderick almost blew up the world

男主角差点就把世界炸了

The only thing I'm gonna be blowing up

我唯一要炸掉的东西

is this fellow's flimsy argument

就是这家伙苍白无力的论点

That was one of my classic jokes feel free to laugh

这是比较经典的那种笑话想笑出声别客气

See Like magic

你看就像魔法一般

Uh why are you dressed like a boy

你为什么打扮得像个男孩子

I made the baseball team

我入选棒球队了啊

Oh so you are a boy

所以你是个男孩子

Get out I need to change

出去我要换衣服

You seem upset I am

-你好像不开心 -是啊

I was right Good for me

我说对了吗我真厉害

Just get out

快出去啦

Wait

等等

You get picked on all the time

你整天被人欺负

How do you deal with it

那你都是怎么处理的

Who's picking on you

谁在欺负你

It doesn't matter just tell me

这不重要啦快跟我说

I usually start by telling myself how much smarter I am

我通常都是先从告诉自己

than the person who's picking on me

我比欺负我的那个人聪明多少

but that won't work for you

但这招你用不了

Out

出去

Missy

米希

What

干嘛

Sometimes I imagine that I'm an ion with a positive charge

有时候我会幻想我是个阳离子

and they're an ion with a negative charge

而欺负我的人是阴离子

It's so that whatever they say bounces off me

所以他们说的话都会弹回去

and sticks to them

粘到他们身上

Hi Georgie

你好啊小乔治

I like that jacket

你的夹克真好看

Then you'll probably like my pants

那你应该也会喜欢我的裤子

they're made of the same stuff

因为也一样是牛仔布料的

Well see you in class

课上见

Okay

好的

Veronica

维罗妮卡

Hey Georgie

小乔治

What's up

有事吗

We're we're friends right

我们... 我们是朋友对吧

Yeah

是啊

We're just friends

我们只是朋友而已吗

What do you mean

这问题什么意思

Well I've asked you out a bunch

我追过你很多次

and you've made it pretty clear

但你每次都跟我表明

you weren't interested

你没兴趣跟我在一起

but before I asked out another girl

但在我去约别的女孩子之前

I just wanted to make sure that

我想跟你确定一下...

It's fine

没关系的

You sure Because if it's not

你确定吗因为如果你不...

Georgie I need to focus on my relationship with God right now

小乔治我现在想专注在我与神的关系

but I'm really happy for you

不过我真的很替你开心

Okay Cool

好吧行

Cool

行

Well guess I'll see you around

那回见啦

Yup

好

Well I I was married for 18 years and I got to tell you

我之前那段婚姻维持了18年我得承认

those were the two best years of my life ‭

那是我这辈子最美好的两年

Ah What's it like you know being single at your age

你这个年纪单身是什么感觉

Why you thinking about it

怎么你也在考虑离婚吗

No no everything's fine

不是啦一切都好

Happily married just uh just curious ‭Yeah

婚姻幸福美满只是好奇问一下啦

Come on now She's not here

别演了她又不在这

Well to answer your question it's just great

回答你刚才的问题单身很自由自在

See I get to wander around my house in my underwear

我可以只穿内裤在家里走来走去

and I can make whatever bodily noises I choose whenever I choose

还能随时任意发出各种身体响声

Ah I do that now

我现在已经这么做了

Well then you got yourself a keeper

那你太太就是真爱了

So how'd you wind up coaching baseball

你怎么会当上棒球教练呢

Well with the sporting goods store

我之前开体育用品店

you know I've sponsored a couple of teams

所以赞助过几支球队

and then this year my grandson wanted to play

然后今年我孙子想打棒球

so it lets me spend more time with him

当教练我就能有更多时间陪他

That's nice Yeah I coach my son in football

真好我也教我儿子打橄榄球

Sheldon

谢尔顿吗

Oh God no Can you imagine

当然不是那画面得多惊悚啊

You really scared me there for a second ‭ Yeah

-我刚才差点被你吓死 -是啊

So you're dating my mother in law ‭Oh no

-话说你在跟我丈母娘约会啊 -别啊

Now did she send you here on a fact finding mission

她是不是派你来挖我的料

‭No No I if anything

没有要说有

she's worried I'm gonna tell you things about her

也是她担心我会爆她的料给你

Really

真的吗

Well I tell you what why don't we get another drink

不如这样吧我们把酒续上

and let's get to it

然后你向我娓娓道来

Would you get this man a bucket of beer here please

麻烦给这位先生拿一扎啤酒来

I'm sorry those girls were so mean

那些女孩那么坏我真替你难过

They didn't just call me a boy

她们不只说我是男孩子

They wouldn't sit with me at lunch

吃午饭时也不愿跟我一起坐

No one talked to me at recess

课间休息也没人跟我说话

Aw baby

可怜的小宝贝

Somebody crossed out "Missy Cooper" in my notebook

有人划掉了我笔记本上的"米希·库珀[库珀小姐]"

and wrote "Mister Cooper "

改成"库珀先生"

Well if that's what they're like

如果她们是这种人

maybe you don't want them as friends

也许你不该跟她们做朋友

I don't think I want to play baseball anymore

我不想再打棒球了

If that's what you want it's your decision

如果你想这么做我尊重你的决定

Hello

喂

I heard your daughter's playing baseball

我听说你女儿进棒球队了

Hey Brenda

你好布兰达

What were you thinking

你在想什么啊

Excuse me

你什么意思

My Billy's on that team

我家比利也在棒球队

Baseball's for boys

棒球是男孩子的运动

Says who

谁说的

Says everyone It's not ladylike

人人都这么说那很不淑女

Save some pudding for your father

留点布丁给你爸啊饿鬼

Okay where was I

我刚说到哪

You were telling me what was ladylike

你刚才教训我怎样才算淑女

and then yelled at your son like a dock foreman

接着你就像码头粗工一样吼你儿子

Listen I'm just doing you a favor

听着我只是好心帮你

The other moms on the team are starting to talk

球队的其他妈妈已经开始说闲话了

Well maybe the other moms need to mind their own business

或许其他妈妈不该多管闲事

Come on Mary

拜托玛丽

Isn't one weird kid in your family enough

你家已经有一个奇葩小孩了还不够吗

You going for a record

你想破纪录还怎么的

You're playing baseball

你必须打棒球

But you said it was my decision

但你说会尊重我的决定的

It is And you're playing

没错决定就是你得继续打

There you are ‭Oh yeah

-我帮你倒 -是啊

Connie's great

康妮很棒

You can have a beer with her watch a football game

她可以陪你喝啤酒看橄榄球赛

joke around

乱开玩笑

She doesn't mind if you swear

她也不介意你骂脏话

In fact that woman's got a mouth on her

事实上她自己就出口成脏

I have noticed that Yeah

-我注意到了 -是啊

You know I just realized something

我刚意识到一件事

I got more in common with my mother in law

我跟我丈母娘的共同点

than I do my own wife

比我跟我老婆的还多

That's kind of creepy

那有点诡异啊

Yeah ‭

是啊

Let's hope the beer does its job

但愿这杯啤酒能放倒我

and I don't remember this tomorrow

明天起来就不记得这事了

Well hey tell me something about this guy she was seeing

对了跟我说说她之前交往的那个男人

Mm The scientist

那个科学家啊

Really A scientist Yeah not with test tubes

-真的吗科学家 -不是做试验的科学怪人类型

more with arithmetic thinking and stuff

而是擅长运算和思考那种

Uh huh A physicist There you go

-那就是物理学家 -没错

Yeah Nice enough fella

他是个好人

Always reminded me of that cartoon owl

总让我想起棒棒糖广告里的

in the Tootsie Pop commercials

那只卡通猫头鹰

Well why'd they break up

他们为什么分手

Uh you know

就是...

You know things happen

人有祸福嘛

Uh huh What things

什么祸福

‭Come on now

告诉我嘛

At least tell me if there's something I need to worry about

至少告诉我我需要担心什么

Oh no Connie's rock solid

没事康妮靠谱得很

Unless you put on a little weight

除非你发福了

Then you will hear about it

你就会被她吐槽

Uh you want to switch to light beer

你想换喝淡啤吗

Hey I may have boobs but I'm still a man

我虽然奶子不小但我还是真男人

Well I never

我才没有

Hello

喂

I'm having a scientific argument with someone

我正在跟别人争论科学

and I need your help

我需要你的帮助

I do love a good science fight

我最喜欢科学大战了

Has it devolved to name calling yet

你们开始退化到互相辱骂了吗

Yes I called him a Pongo pygmaeus

开始了我骂他是沙巴人猿

Oh A Bornean orangutan

婆罗洲猩猩啊

That is a creature who would be very bad at science Well done

那种动物肯定是科学白痴啦骂得漂亮

I know

本王知道

So how can I help

要我帮什么呢

I posted a theory on the collapse of wave function

我发布了一个理论关于波函数坍缩

We've been arguing back and forth

我们一直争辩个不停

and he's saying that my probabilities come out negative

他说我的概率为负值

Hmm I see

我知道了

Have you considered that negative probabilities

你有没有想过负概率

can still have meaning

可能仍有其意义

Ooh I hadn't That suggests another idea

还真没有那我有新的想法了

I can argue that negative probabilities

我可以说负概率

only show up in intermediate steps

只出现在中间步骤

I'm gonna destroy him with this

老子要用这条怼死他

And when you do feel free to call him a Scarabaeus viettei

到时还可以补刀说他是圣甲虫

a dung beetle

也就是屎壳郎

Oh I so admire your mind

我太敬佩您聪慧的大脑了

Back at you little man

我也敬佩你小家伙

Can I top off your coffee

要帮你添点咖啡吗

Well that's awfully nice of you

你人真好啊

You know me I'm a pleaser

你了解我的我就爱取悦别人

You just want to know what I talked about with Dale

你只是想知道我和戴尔聊了什么

Not really

并不是

I promise you got nothing to worry about

我保证你没什么好担心的

I didn't say a thing

我什么坏话都没说

Thank you

谢谢你

So what'd you find out about him

那你挖到他什么料了

Oh I see how this works

原来只准你八卦人家啊

You're damn straight that's how it works

当然是这样啊

Now spill

快招

Well let's see

我想想啊

Uh he likes to drink

他喜欢喝酒

likes to hunt

喜欢打猎

Uh he's got a son who's divorced

他有个儿子离婚了

I know all this Go on

这些我都知道继续说

That's all I got

我只问出这些

You are useless

你这个废物

When he comes to his senses and dumps you

等他清醒过来把你一脚踢开之后

I'm gonna stay friends with him Good

-我会继续跟他做朋友 -很好

If he dumps me he deserves to suffer

他要是敢甩我就活该受这种罪

Hey Dale

戴尔

Hey George

乔治

So uh she gonna be okay out there

她在场上不会有问题吧

Well I talked to the other coach

我和其他教练打过招呼了

The boys are gonna leave her alone

那些男生不会欺负她的

Hey Billy

比利

You're supposed to be warming up

你该去热身啊

I found a worm

我发现了一条蚯蚓欸

Do you want to coach a baseball team

你想执教棒球队吗

You praying

你是在祈祷吗

I'm asking the Lord to watch over my little girl

我在请求主照顾好我的宝贝女儿

Well while you're at it ask Him for a win

既然在请求了顺便叫祂保佑我们赢

I got money on this

我可是花钱下了赌注的

You bet on a kids' baseball game

小孩子的棒球赛你也赌

I got three to one odds

赔率高达一赔三呢

Thanks to Dr Sturgis

多亏有斯特吉斯博士

I had all the intellectual ammunition I needed

我的知识子弹库存满满

to bring my opponent to his knees

足以令我的敌手俯首称臣

I accused him of conflating

我指摘他把两种

two different interpretations of quantum theory

量子论解读混为一谈

woefully misrepresenting Paul Dirac

严重扭曲了保罗·狄拉克的研究

英国理论物理学家

and when I called him a dung beetle in Latin

然后当我用拉丁语骂他是屎壳郎时

I was so riled up

我怒火攻心

I almost started producing testosterone

气到差点开始分泌睾酮素了[变爷们]

Here she comes

她上场了

This is it

好戏开演

Go get 'em

给他们点颜色看看

Let's go Missy Go get 'em Missy

-加油米希 -把他们打趴米希

Ball

坏球

Oh Dear Lord

老天啊

Hold it

别急

It happens She's okay

常有的事她没问题的

Brush it off Missy

别放心上米希

Ball

坏球

What the hell ‭Son of a bitch

-搞什么 -妈的臭小子

Hey Hey hey hey Hold it

喂喂等一下

We talked about this

不是说了不准欺负她

Cooper

库珀

Ah well here we go

行吧开打吧

Eat dirt Eat it

吃土吧你快吃

Kick his ass

揍扁他

Does it taste good

土好吃吗

Yeah listen to your meemaw Kick his ass

没错听你姥姥的扁他

You gonna cry Huh Do it Cry

你要哭吗哭啊娘炮

Do something Break it up

快做点什么啊分开他们

H Hang on She's winning

等等她要打赢了

Missy

米希

Missy Cooper you stop beating up that boy

米希·库珀不准再揍那个男孩

Punch him in the nuts

重锤他蛋蛋

Ooh the long awaited rebuttal

期待已久的反驳来了

"While I still believe my theory has merit

"虽然我仍坚信我的理论有价值

I will concede that your point has some validity "

但我承认你的观点也有一定合理性"

My point has some validity

我的观点有一定合理性

My point has some validity

我的观点有一定合理性

Yes

太棒啦

That day both my sister and I

那一天我和我姐姐

emerged victorious from savage battles

都在野蛮的战斗中获得胜利

Hers fought with fists mine with words

她的武器是拳头我的则是文字

What does my point have Some validity

我的观点有什么一定合理性

Although we were both pretty sore the next day

不过第二天我们俩都累到肌肉酸痛

Ejected from your very first game

第一场比赛就被驱逐出场

I'm proud of you slugger

我好骄傲重炮手

Thanks Dad

谢了爸爸

Dairy Queen's on me

去冰雪皇后我请客

To be clear we're not rewarding violence

先说清楚这不是奖励你实施暴力

But I am glad that you didn't let those girls

不过我很欣慰你没因为学校那些女生

from school bully you into quitting

欺负你而放弃打棒球

I shreded their faces in the dirt

我把她们都按到地上摩擦了

Yeah That's my girl

不愧是我的女儿

Someone's getting extra sprinkles tonight

今晚要奖励某人多一份彩虹糖粒咯

Hooray for battles

大战万岁