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I just have one question

我有一个问题想问

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

While my sister and I are twins

虽然我跟我姐姐是双胞胎

we've always been different

但我们从小就十分不同

By the age of two I was reading books

两岁时我开始阅读书籍

Missy was content to eat them

而米希更想吃了它们

By five I had a healthy appreciation

五岁时我已经开始对

for a well organized work space

井井有条的工作环境有所偏爱

My sister less so

而我姐姐就不是了

Which is not to say she doesn't have qualities I admire

但这并不代表她没有我所钦佩的特质

Get it Get it

搞他搞死他

It's just a spider Calm down

只是一只蜘蛛罢了冷静

It's got eight legs and fangs

它有八条腿跟毒牙

I see no reason to be calm

你让我怎么冷静

Did you kill it

你弄死它了吗

Yup ‭Are you sure

-弄死了 -确定吗

You tell me ‭

你说呢

The bond between twins is an incredibly close one

双胞胎之间的羁绊是非常非常深的

which is why I moved 1 500 miles to California

所以当我有机会时我立刻搬到了

the first chance I got

2400公里外的加州

Hello You got a minute

-你好啊 -你有空吗

John has something he wants to talk to you about

约翰有事情想跟你谈

I brought you kolaches

我给你带了水果派呢

Ooh yummy

好吃啊

So what's up

什么事

You comin' to me to ask for Connie's hand in marriage

你来问我能不能娶康妮吗

不是

But if that were to come to pass

如果有一天真的要发生了

are you authorized to bless the union

你有权决定并祝福我们的婚姻吗

He was joking

他刚才胡扯呢

Tell him ‭Okay

-告诉他吧 -好的

So some colleagues of mine at the university

我在大学的一些同事

are doing a research study on twins

在做有关双胞胎的研究

I told them about Sheldon and his sister

我跟他们说了谢尔顿跟她的姐姐

and they were most intrigued

同事们对他们很感兴趣

Uh what kind of study

哪种研究啊

It's a longitudinal investigation

是要纵向研究

of environmental and genetic factors

有关环境与基因

in the development of cognitive and other capacities

对于同异卵双胞胎的发展认知与其他能力

in pairs of fraternal and identical twins

所带来的影响

You asked

你自己要问的

Well geez I don't I don't know

天啊我不知... 我不知道

if I want some scientists pokin' and proddin' the kids

我要不要让一帮科学家对我孩子动手动脚

Oh but they wouldn't be poked and prodded

不会对你的孩子动手动脚

They just have to you know answer some questions

孩子们只需要去回答一些问题

And maybe some puzzles and tests

可能解一些谜题做点测试就行

That's not too bad Where is it

这样好像也不过分地点呢

Houston ‭Oh it just got bad

-休斯顿 -过分的地方来了

That's that's a long drive

那里... 开车要很久呢

It does pay $50 an hour plus gas and expenses

会给每小时50元劳务费外加油费与补贴

Really

真的吗

I told you to start with that

我跟你说一开始就先说这个吧

No See Mary that's the best part

你听我说玛丽最好的地方就是

there's no pokin' and proddin'

不会对我们孩子动手动脚

Plus you know how much Sheldon loves puzzles and tests

而且你也知道谢尔顿有多爱解谜与测试

I'm not sure

我也不知道

Think about the money

你想想给的钱好了

50 bucks an hour four or five hours a week

一小时给50 一周有个4到5小时

That That's more than our mortgage

够还每个月房贷了呢

I know I know

我知道我懂

But Sheldon's already self conscious

但谢尔顿已经很在乎

about being different from other kids

自己与别的孩子不同了

I worry how this might affect him

我很担心这会影响到他的心

You're being too protective He's a rock

你太过度保护他了他可是坚强如石

A rock

如石头吗

Are we raising the same child

我们养的是同一个孩子吗

And what about Missy

那米希呢

Aren't these tests gonna make her feel bad

那些测验难道不会让她觉得难过

that she's not as smart as Sheldon

知道自己不比谢尔顿聪明吗

I'm not as smart as Sheldon

我也没谢尔顿聪明啊

Doesn't make me feel bad

但我那也从来没让我难过啊

And we could put the money aside for their college education

而且我们可以把钱存起来当他们的大学基金

That's a good point

这个点好

It's a great point

是超棒好吗

I don't have to tell you times are changing

不用我说你也知道时代不一样了

Kids are pitching in

这年头孩子也会补贴家计

Like that Webster kid on TV

就像演电视剧的那个小童星

he's making buckets of money for his parents

他已经给他家里人赚了多少钱了啊

Well

这个嘛...

I suppose we could give it a try

让他们试一试应该是可以

There you go I'll call Sturgis

-这就对了嘛 -我去打给斯特吉斯

tell him we're in

告诉他我们愿意

Baby I'm getting a fishing boat

妈呀我要艘小渔船

So Sheldon Missy we got some exciting news

谢尔顿米希我们有个好消息

Georgie took a bath ‭No

-小乔治洗澡了吗 -没有

And how come I don't get exciting news

为什么没有我的好消息

This isn't about you

这事跟你无关

But after dinner why don't you go rinse off

但晚饭后你能去冲个澡吗

So what's up ‭

有什么事

Well a couple of scientists at the college

大学里有几个科学家

where Dr Sturgis teaches are doing

就是斯特吉斯教授的那个学校

a research study on twins

在做关于双胞胎的研究

They want to meet you guys ask you some questions

他们想见见你们问你们一些问题

Oh boy a research study

天啊是科学研究呢

Will they give us written tests

他们会让我们做考卷吗

Yeah I think so Oh boy

-应该会吧 -妈呀

Now you don't have to do this if you don't want to

听我说如果你们不想做我们就不去

It's purely volunteer

这是纯凭个人意愿的

I don't want to do it

我不想去

Why not ‭ They probably just want to find out

-为什么不想 -他们应该只是想知道

why you're so smart and I'm just average

为什么你那么聪明而我只有平均水平

Average That's a little generous

平均水平吗给分标准还真是宽松啊

Why don't they want to test me

他们为什么不想测试我

Georgie not now 'Cause I'm available

-小乔治别闹 -我有空啊

Listen why don't we just go there this Saturday

听我说这周六我们何不去一次

and give it a try

看看到底怎么样

And if you don't like it we don't have to do it again

如果你们不喜欢那我们就不再去了

Or they'll love it and they'll do it till

也可能他们喜欢我们会一直去

they're 18 19 years old

直到他们18 19岁才结束

I already love it

我已经喜欢了

My man Missy

-我的乖儿子 -米希呢

I believe there might be

我记得去那里的路上

a Dairy Queen on the way there

有一家冰激凌店呢

Can I get an Oreo Blizzard

我能点奥利奥风暴吗

You know what I think

你猜我怎么想

I think you're smarter than him

我觉得你比他聪明呢

Dr Thorpe and Dr Pilson

索普博士与皮尔森博士

here are your research volunteers

你们的研究志愿者已带到

Sheldon and Missy

他们是谢尔顿与米希

So nice to meet you

很高兴见到你们

Thank you for participating in our study

谢谢你们参加我们的研究

Always happy to help advance our understanding of me

向来十分乐意为更深入了解我提供帮助

I'm just in it for the Dairy Queen

我是为了吃冰激凌才来的

All right

好啦

Um if you two wouldn't mind waiting here

希望你们俩不会介意在这里等一会儿

we'd like to start by talking to your mom dad and grandma

我们想先从跟你们父母与外婆聊聊开始

Why

为什么

Just to get some background information

只是想稍微先了解一下

on the both of you

你们两个的背景资料

Smart Ask how old I was when I completed potty training

真聪明记得问我是几岁学会自行上厕所的

You won't believe it

你绝对不敢相信

I'll do that

我会问的

Will you keep an eye on 'em

你可以帮忙照看他们吗

Well I'll try but if they start running

我尽量吧但如果他们想跑

you may never see them again

你们有可能再也见不到他们

Shall we

好了吗

We are on the clock right

这也算在收费时段里的吧

George

乔治

Boy this brings back some memories

这勾起了我的往事啊

How come ‭ Well when I was your age

-怎么会 -当我在你年纪的时候

I was also taken to a university to be studied

我也曾被带到大学去被人研究

Because they thought you were really smart

是因为他们觉得你绝顶聪明吗

Because they thought I was clinically insane

是因为他们觉得我是神经病

And it wasn't just me

有这经验的人可不止我呢

Did you know that when Albert Einstein

你知道阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦

was a little boy his parents worried

在小的时候他的父母也曾担心

there was something wrong with him

他是不是哪里有毛病吗

Because he couldn't comb his hair

是因为他不愿意梳头发吗

No that was a choice he made later in life

不他的一头乱发是他长大后的自我选择

When he was young

是因为在他小的时候

he wanted nothing to do with other children

他完完全全不想跟别的小朋友接触

and would often have extreme temper tantrums

而且还常会有极端暴怒

He sounds like you

他听起来跟你好像

I know Isn't it great

对啊简直超棒啊

Well to be perfectly honest

老实说呢

Sheldon has always avoided children his own age

谢尔顿的确是一直都不愿意跟同龄孩子玩

Tell 'em about temper tantrums

跟他们说说他的暴脾气

They're not temper tantrums

他才没有暴脾气

he just has strong opinions

他只是想法十分强烈

Yeah like when you yell and stomp your feet

是是是就比如大吼并跺脚

and slam the door off its hinge

然后甩门到把门都弄坏了

They're scientists You can't trick 'em

人家是科学家你骗不了他们

And as for Missy she's just the opposite

至于米希呢她就完全相反

Loves to be around people and other kids

她十分乐意与其他大人小孩相处

Makes friends easy

很善于交朋友

Does she have temper tantrums as well

她也有暴脾气吗

Nope She's very even keeled

没有她脾气十分温顺

Except for when she's eating

除了她在吃东西的时候

You put your hand near her face when she's working on a lamb chop

你要是在她吃羊排时把手放靠近她脸

she will bite off a finger

她就会咬掉你手指

Our daughter doesn't bite

我们女儿才不咬人

Right here Thanksgiving 1986

看这印子 1986年感恩节咬的

Was there anything unusual about your pregnancy

在您怀孕期间有过任何不寻常之处吗

No not that I remember Really

-没有啊完全没任何印象 -是吗

You cried for like seven months

你哭了大概有足足7个月吧

Those were tears of joy

那是喜悦之泪

What about all those times you punched me

无数个锤在我身上的拳头呢

Punches of joy

那是爱的小粉拳

You're not gonna get much out of Fred and Wilma here

你们从阿呆夫妇身上是问不出什么的

Why don't you just get crackin' on the kids

你们还是开始研究孩子吧

Okay Sheldon this first battery of tests measures

好的谢尔顿这第一套测试题目呢

basic problem solving abilities

主要是测试你们的解决问题能力

Is the Kaufman test or the Wechsler Intelligence Scale

是考夫曼教育成就测试还是韦氏智力测验

Are you familiar with those

你对它们熟悉吗

It's embarrassing

说来有点丢人

but I enjoy a little light reading in the bathroom

但我喜欢在上大号时读一点轻松的读物

Okay Are you ready

好了你准备好了吗

Will I be timed Yes

-我会被计时吗 -会

Fantastic

太棒了

Okay Missy

好了米希

the first thing we're gonna do is test

我们首先要测试的呢

your problem solving ability

是你解决问题的能力

Okay ‭ You ready

-好 -你准备好了吗

What's that

什么问题

Do you always wear your hair up

你平常都是把头发扎起来的吗

Uh well usually at work yes

通常上班的时候都会扎

I bet it looks cute down

我相信放下来一定很好看

Thank you Okay

谢谢好啦

you're all set

你准备好了吧

Is that camera gonna be on

会用摄像机录吗

Yes

会

Can you move it over to that side

那你能把它移到另一边吗

Why

为什么

If I've learned one thing from school picture day

学校的拍照日我唯一学到的一件事

it's that I look better from that side

那就是我的脸从另一边拍比较好看

Sure I'll move it

行我去移

Okay

好啦

And bring it a little closer

再近一点

How's that

怎么样

Great ‭ Okay

-很好 -好了

Whenever you're ready ‭ Wait

-你可以随时开始 -等等

Do I have any Oreos in my teeth

我牙齿有沾上奥利奥吗

没有

Ready to start One last thing

-可以开始了吗 -还有一个问题

Did you ever think of wearing that white coat with a belt

你有没有想过用腰带把白大褂束起来

No ‭ You should

-没有 -你应该这么做

'Cause you have a very nice figure

因为你身材很好

and it's lost in there

但都被白大褂遮住了

Hey check this out

都过来看

Did you see Honey I Shrunk the Kids

你有没有看过《亲爱的我把孩子缩小了》

No ‭ You should

-没有 -你应该看的

'Cause there's a lot of good science stuff in it

因为电影里有很多好的科学内容

Kudos on the question

"哪辆火车先抵达

"Which train gets to St Louis first "

圣路易斯"这个问题问得好

I have to tell you something

我得跟你说个事

Why don't you finish the test first

不如你先把测试做完

This can't wait

这事等不了

The other doctor's got a crush on you

另外一位医生暗恋你

Oh dear Lord

老天爷啊

I don't I don't think so

他应该没有吧

Let's get back to the test

继续做测试吧

Okay

好吧

Why What did you see

怎么你看到什么了吗

When you're not looking he stares at your tushy

你不注意的时候他盯着你屁股看

Really

真的吗

Imagine if you wore the belt

想想你要是束了腰带会怎么样

Clever girl

丫头真机灵

That would accentuate her buttocks

那样会凸显她的屁股

I can't watch Switch it back to Sheldon

我看不下去了换回谢尔顿那边

Hot dog syllogisms

哎妈三段论

If all squares are parallelograms

如果所有四方形都是平行四边形

and all squares are rectangles

同时所有四方形都是长方形

then some parallelograms are rectangles

那么有一些平行四边形就是长方形

Who was this test made for children

这些测试是给谁做的小屁孩吗

I'm bored Turn it back to Missy

好无聊换回米希那边

Go ahead

换吧

This question about a train going to "S T" Louis makes no sense

这个关于火车开往"又土"路易斯的问题不合理

It's okay to guess

不会可以乱猜

Take your time baby The meter's running

慢慢来宝贝计费表在跑呢

Well thank you all very much

非常感谢各位

This was a great start

这是个很好的开始

Thank you Did you have fun

谢谢你们玩得开心吗

I got to take a test on a Saturday heck yeah

我周六还能做测试当然爽翻了

He's like a young version of me but without corrective shoes

他就像年轻版的我除了没穿矫正鞋

Missy what'd you think

米希你觉得呢

The tests were just okay

测试还行吧

but I like Sandra

但我喜欢桑德拉

Well thank you Missy I like you too

谢谢你米希我也喜欢你

All right

好吧

we'll see y'all next Saturday

我们下周六再见了

You bet we will

我们一定来

Good God George have a little dignity

老天乔治你可要点脸吧

Are you doing something different with your hair

你是不是换了发型

No uh why

没有啊怎么了

No reason just looks nice

没什么挺好看的

Oh Thank you

谢谢你

Um uh what do you think about maybe stopping for a drink after

等会要不要一起去喝一杯

to discuss the test results

讨论一下测试结果

I would like that

乐意之至

Oh yeah

正点

Get down

接着跳

We're home

我们回来了

What you watching Soul Train

-你在看什么 -黑人音乐节目《灵魂火车》

I like trains

我也喜欢火车

It's not that kind of train dummy

不是那种火车呆子

Well that seems like false advertising

那岂不是虚假宣传

《小型船只》

Ooh you sexy little thing

你这性感的小东西

George

乔治

I do not like what this study is doing to Sheldon

我不喜欢这个测试对谢尔顿产生的影响

What're you talking about He had a great time

你在说什么呢他玩得很开心啊

All the way home all he could talk about

他回家一路上都在说

is how that doctor thought he was so smart It's not healthy

那个医生认为他有多聪明这样不健康

Would it make you feel any better

我要是告诉你我们今天

if I told you how much money we made today

赚了多少钱你会好过些吗

No it would not

并不会

$300

三百块

Really ‭Cash

-真的吗 -现金

Okay well still I

好吧但仍然

I'm not interested in profiting off my children

我没兴趣利用我家孩子赚钱

You see honey that's where you and I are very different

老婆你跟我在这方面很不一样

Boats

船

Sheldon what do you think

谢尔顿你认为

is happening in this picture

这幅画里正发生什么

Easy There are four chimpanzees in a living room

很简单有四只黑猩猩在客厅里

一周后

Okay but what can you tell me about them

好但你认为它们在做什么

They're not behaving like chimpanzees

它们的行为不像黑猩猩

Anything else

还有呢

Chimpanzees don't drink tea

黑猩猩不喝茶

Is that it

就这么多吗

Well I suppose it might be coffee

也可能是咖啡

but they don't drink that either

但它们也不喝咖啡

Anything interesting about their body language

它们的肢体语言有什么特别之处吗

没有

I think they found his kryptonite

他们好像发现他的死穴了

Missy

米希

what do you think is happening in this picture

你认为这幅画里正发生什么

The girl monkey on the couch

沙发上的女猴子

is telling the guy monkey a secret

正跟男猴子说八卦

Must be something juicy 'cause he's smiling

料一定很猛因为他在笑

Anything else

还有呢

It might be dirty

有可能是下流八卦

'cause this girl monkey is sending

因为这只女猴子

the kid monkey out of the room

正把宝宝猴子赶出房间

He doesn't want to go He looks sad

他不想走他看起来很难过

Is that all

就这么多了吗

The monkeys on the couch are drinking tea

沙发上的两只猴子在喝茶

so it's a tea party

所以这是个茶话会

Okay very good Let's look at another picture

非常好我们再看看另一幅画

I'm not done The monkey in the painting

我还没说完画像里的猴子

is wearing an old lady hat

戴着老女人帽子

so she's probably a meemaw monkey

她很可能是姥姥猴子

She's not at the party

她没参加茶话会

so she must be bowling or dead

所以一定是在玩保龄球或者死了

Well Missy won that round

这一轮米希赢了

It's actually not a contest George

其实这不是比赛乔治

This is Texas Everything's a contest

这里可是德州任何事都是比赛

A woman in a doorway

一个女人站在门口

Anything else

还有呢

She's holding her head with her hand

她正用手扶着头

And what do you think that means

你认为这是什么意思

Wouldn't you rather ask me about trains going to St Louis

你不会更想问我火车开往圣路易斯的问题吗

Good gravy she's sad Sheldon come on

要死了她很难过谢尔顿快回答

Oh she's very upset

她很难过

I don't know why

我不知道为什么

Oh Maybe she wasn't invited

或许因为没人

to the tea party at the monkey house

邀请她参加猴子家的茶话会

Also she's wearing a belt like you are

她还系了腰带跟你一样

Nice going Very cute

干得漂亮很好看

Thank you

谢谢你

And I'm loving the hair

我也很喜欢你的发型

A lion sitting in a chair holding a pipe

一只狮子坐在椅子上手里拿着一根管子

Good

很好

But what do you think is on his mind

但你觉得他在想什么

How should I know Maybe he's wondering

我哪知道或许他正纳闷

why he's posing for a silly picture

自己为什么在为一幅蠢画摆姿势

instead of eating a gazelle

而不是吃羚羊

Anything else

还有呢

What exactly are we doing here

我们到底在干什么

I thought the purpose of this study

我还以为这个研究

was to find out how smart I am

是为了搞清楚我有多聪明

That's what we're doing

我们正是在做这个

but there are different kinds of intelligence

但人有各种各样的智慧

Poppycock

瞎扯淡

There's only one kind of intelligence

只有一种智慧

George Sheldon's getting upset

乔治谢尔顿不开心了

I don't like it

我不喜欢这样

All right I'll just change it back to Missy

好吧那我换回米希那边

You are an insightful young lady

你是一位富有洞察力的年轻女士

I don't know what that means but thank you

我不知道那是什么意思不过谢啦

It means perceptive

就是有领悟力的意思

You see things most people miss

你能看到大部分人忽略的东西

My name is Missy go figure

我的名字是米希[忽略] 你自己想想

Have you always been that way

你一直是这样的吗

I guess so I think when you're on your own a lot

应该是吧你经常独自一人时

you get good at seeing that kind of stuff

就会擅长发现这些东西

Really My dad does football with my older brother

-真的吗 -我爸常跟我哥玩橄榄球

so they're like a team

所以他俩是一队的

And my mom and meemaw spend all their time fussing over Sheldon

我妈和姥姥把时间都花在操心谢尔顿上

so they're like a team too

所以他们仨是一队的

So no one's on your team

这么说没人跟你一队了

Nope

没有

It's just me

就我一个

Oh Lord

天啊

Hey what's up with you and Dr Pillsbury

你跟皮尔斯伯里博士到哪一步了

Dr Pilson

你是说皮尔森博士

I don't know what you're talking about

我不知道你在说什么

Oh You can't say 'cause we're on camera

你不能说因为摄像机在拍

Insightful

富有洞察力呢

A little late for me to start cooking

现在开始做饭有点晚了

Why don't we stop somewhere for dinner ‭Really

-不如找个地方停下吃晚饭吧 -真的吗

The five of us That's kind of pricey

五个人吃有点贵

Would you rather buy a fishing boat

你宁愿把钱拿来买小渔船吗

You're a blabbermouth you know that

你真是大嘴巴你知道吗

Missy we're gonna eat in a restaurant

米希我们要下馆子吃饭

Where would you like to go

你想去哪家吃

I get to pick

让我选吗

Why don't I get to pick

为什么不让我选

Because your sister's getting to pick

因为这次让你姐姐选

It's not just about you in this house

我们家不是只有你重要

What do you think baby

你说呢宝贝

I pick

我选

Red Lobster

红龙虾餐厅

You got it

没问题

Damn

我靠

There goes our per diem

日补津贴就这么没了

George you got a minute

乔治你有时间吗

What's up ‭ Not you

-什么事 -不是找你

him ‭ What

-找他 -干嘛

Sheldon told me that we get paid to go to that college

谢尔顿告诉我我们去那所大学回答问题

and answer their questions

是有报酬的

Yeah so

是啊所以呢

I want to know how much we're making

我想知道我们能赚多少钱

Why

为什么

'Cause I want my fair share

因为我想要我那份

Is that so

是吗

What do you think your fair share is

你觉得你该分多少

Half

一半

Hm guess that sounds right

听起来似乎合理

So how much are we making

我们到底能赚多少钱

$7 50 a week

每周七块五

Really ‭ Really

-真的吗 -真的

Well I want half that

那我要一半

Which is

那是多少

Hang on

等等

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Can we put on Soul Train

我们能看《灵魂火车》吗

Why

为什么

There's a girl on there I kind of want to marry

节目里有个女生我想娶她当老婆