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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Dr Sturgis will be joining us for dinner

斯特吉斯博士今晚会来共进晚餐

I thought he was in the nuthouse

他不是在疯人院里吗

We do not call it that

我们不可以这么称呼那里

That's what Dad calls it

老爸就是这么叫的啊

For starters do not bring up his time in the hospital

首先不要提起他住院的事情

In The Shining Jack Nicholson goes nuts

在电影《闪灵》里杰克•尼科尔森发疯

and chases people around with an ax

拿着一把斧子追着人...

When them elevator doors opened oh man

当电梯门打开的时候哎哟喂呀

Strike Yeah

三振出局

All right Missy

赞啦米希

Humiliate that boy

羞辱那男孩

Shelly why don't you put your book down

谢利为什么还在看书呢

and watch your sister play

赶紧放下看你姐姐投球

It's getting exciting

场面越来越精彩了

It looks like everyone's just standing there

乍看还以为大家都只是干站着呢

There's two outs bases are loaded

已经两出局而垒包上都站满了人

a and the winning run's on second

二垒的人回来分数就超前了

But if Missy throws one more strike they'll win

但只要米希再三振一个队伍就赢了

And then we can go home

然后我们就能回家了吗

That is exciting

那还真的是令人兴奋

Ball three Full count

三坏球满球数

Hold on Time

稍等暂停

What are you doing down there Pray for her

你在那边干嘛呢快帮她祈祷

Right On it

好我马上

What the heck's going on

你这是搞什么鬼呢

I'm gonna lose the game Everyone's gonna hate me

我投输了大家就会讨厌我

Listen to me

听我说

Just throw the ball over the plate

你就投就对了

This guy's not gonna swing

他不会挥棒的

Yes he will He's their best hitter

他会的他是他们最强的打者

Oh Now you trust me all right

你就相信我就对了行吗

He is looking to walk

他在等你投坏球保送上垒

He doesn't want to strike out against a girl

他不想被个女生三振出局

You sure

你确定吗

Absolutely Just throw it across the plate

确定你就投好球就对了

He will not swing

他不会挥棒

Okay Come on Here Wipe your nose

-好吧 -给擦擦鼻子

That a girl

乖孩子

Now you got this

放心你可以的

Come on Missy He can't hit You can do it

上啊米希他打不到你一定行

Play ball

比赛继续

《沙丘》

Strike three

三好球

That's my girl

我的乖宝贝

Oh my gosh

我的老天

You said he wasn't gonna swing

你说他不会挥棒的

I lied Hey we won

我说谎了我们赢啦

Let's get pizza

吃披萨庆祝吧

Come on

走吧

Oh hey

来啦

Thank you Everybody dig in

谢谢大家开动吧

Fun fact Did you know that pizza

有趣小知识你知道披萨

is only one of many Mediterranean flatbreads

只是无数种地中海烤饼中的其中一种吗

You talking to me

你是在跟我说话吗

Shelly this is Mr Ballard's first time eating with us

谢利这是巴拉德先生第一次跟我们吃饭

Let's make sure it's not his last

别让这次变最后一次了

Interesting

有意思

Does a family meal mark an escalation

跟家人共进晚餐对你来说

in your romantic relationship

算是感情升级下一个阶段吗

That's a good question Does it

这问题问得好算吗

You know what

你听好

Why don't you go sit at the kid table with your sister

你给我坐过去你姐姐那桌小孩桌

Where do I begin They're loud they're sweaty from sports

不去的理由从何说起呢他们吵还满身大汗...

Get

去

Hey Sheldon

谢尔顿

if your pizza's too hot put ice on it

如果你的披萨太烫那你就放冰块上去

That's what I did

我就是这么做的

So George

乔治

how do I convince this one to come fishing

我该怎么说服这位

with me next weekend

下周跟我一起去钓鱼呢

I told you nobody's gonna see this face

我告诉你谁也别想在我睡过一晚帐篷后

after a night in a tent

看到老娘的脸

Smart

聪明

You don't want that mug scaring the fish

你那张脸把鱼吓走可就不好了

Where you going

你想去哪钓

Lake Conroe

康罗湖

Great spot for catfish

钓鲶鱼的大好地点

Well then why don't you come along

那你何不一起来呢

You can even bring Georgie if you want to

你愿意的话带小乔治一起来也行啊

That'd be fun

应该会很有趣

That sounds fun Uh Mary you mind if I go

听起来是不错玛丽我可以去吗

A bed all to myself

我可以不用跟人分床吗

Bye

快走不送

It's a plan

那就这么定了

You got to remember

你可别忘了

to hoist your food up into the trees so this one can't get it

到时候把你的食物绑上树确保他偷吃不到

Very funny You make fun of my face

-呵呵呵真好笑 -你敢说老娘的脸

I'm gonna have to make fun of your enormous bear like body

我就只能笑你这熊一般的身材了肥仔

So how are you enjoying your first meal with our family

首次与我们家庭一起吃饭的感觉如何呢

Well everybody's mean I love it

大家都很毒舌我爱死了

Hello

你好

George John here

乔治我是约翰

I'm calling to confirm a time

我打来是想跟你确认

for beer and socializing this weekend

这周末的喝酒聊天时间

Oh damn

靠

I forgot we had plans Um

我忘了我跟你有约了

I'm actually going camping

我其实约了人要去露营

Okay

好吧

I'm real sorry

真的很抱歉

Uh the invitation kind of came up last minute

我也是很临时才受邀的

You may not know this but um I love camping

你可能不知道但其实我超爱露营

Really Oh yes

-真的吗 -真的

I spent a year backpacking through Asia

我曾在亚洲背包旅行过一年

I mean I'd invite you along but it's not really my trip

我是很乐意邀请你啦但主办人不是我

I'm going with Connie's friend Dale

我是要跟康妮的朋友戴尔一起去

Not a problem

没问题

I'll just hang out with another friend this weekend

我这周末就跟另一个朋友一起过吧

Great

那太好啦

I just need to make one first

但我得先去交一个

Ballard's

巴拉德运动用品店

Hey Dale It's George

戴尔是我乔治

About this weekend uh we're gonna have to bow out

这周末嘛... 我们可能去不了了

Why Everything okay

为什么出什么事了吗

Yeah Yeah I just forgot I made plans with a friend

没什么事啦我就是忘了之前跟一个朋友有约

and I feel bad canceling last minute

快到日子了我才取消有些过意不去

Oh hey can we Does he like camping

我们也... 他喜欢露营吗

Bring bring him along

带上他一起呗

Uh y That might be a little weird

可能会有一点尴尬呢

It it's Connie's ex

是康妮的前男友

Boy he didn't impress me as a camping type

妈呀我感觉他不太像是会露营的人呢

Uh well actually he was hinting around about going

其实他还暗示了我他想去呢

Claims to be an outdoorsman

说他自己是户外型的人

Really Oh hey I'd like to see that

是吗那我十分乐意看看

Bring him along You sure

-带上他 -你确定吗

Yeah Hell if we get caught in a freak snowstorm

靠要是我们遇到突如其来的暴风雪

he'll be the first one we eat

他绝对是我们首先吃掉的储备粮

Be like an appetizer

像开胃菜那样

Why can't I go fishing

为什么我不能去钓鱼

It's a boys' weekend

这是男孩们的周末

Then why isn't Sheldon going

那为什么谢尔顿没去

Do you hear yourself Do you

-你听听你自己说了什么 -你听听

Well since they get to do something fun why can't we

他们要做好玩的事情为什么我们不也找点乐子

Ooh Chuck E Cheese

去查克芝士吃饭有吃又有玩

That place is a nightmare

那地方就是个恶梦

Something that could be fun is the Museum of

说一个有意思的地方比如博物...

No Let him finish

-不要 -让他说完

We already heard "Museum " It's not gonna get better

都已经听到"博物馆"了后面接什么都不会变好

The Museum of the American Railroad

美国铁路博物馆

Oh yeah that's worse

说完比没说完还糟

Suddenly camping with Dr Sturgis doesn't seem so bad

这么一对比跟斯特吉斯博士露营都不错了

Uh excuse me camping with who

不好意思跟谁露营来着

Whoa Dale didn't mention it

戴尔没跟你提吗

没有

I'm guessing John didn't mention it

我猜约翰也没提这件事

没有

And when were you gonna mention it

那你本来打算什么时候提

Oh I was never gonna mention it

我根本没想提

So John I hear you're going camping this weekend

对了约翰我听说你这周要去露营

I am

是的

With the guy I'm dating

和跟我约会的那个人

I know

我知道

It was so nice of him to let me tag along

他让我跟着去真是太好了

And don't you think that's gonna be a little awkward

你不觉得会有点尴尬吗

No more awkward than any other social situation I find myself in

不会比我参加的其他社交活动更尴尬就是了

I'm making my uh homemade gorp

我亲手做了什锦干果

good old raisins and peanuts

全称是什锦水果干和坚果

I'll have to give you the recipe

我会给你配方的

I think I can figure it out

我觉得我能猜到怎么做

Listen I want to warn you about Dale

听着关于戴尔我要提醒你一下

He's kind of a guy's guy

他是那种... 大男人

Sometimes his sense of humor can be a little mean spirited

有时候他开的玩笑会有点难听

Just don't let it hurt your feelings

你别被他的话伤到

Well you don't have to worry about me

你不用担心我

We physicists are no strangers to smack talk

对我们物理学家来说呛声是家常便饭

I once told Dr Linkletter

我有一次跟林克莱特博士说

he wouldn't know a randomized trial

就算随机化实验爬到他的括约肌上

if it crawled up his sphincter

他都不知道那是什么

Do not be a jerk to John

跟约翰相处时别像个混蛋

Oh why would I be a jerk

为什么我会像个混蛋

You're gonna be camping

你要去露营

You're gonna be in the woods You're gonna be drinking

你要去森林里你还会喝酒

You're a jerk without any of that

没有这些你都是个混蛋

Don't worry

别担心

I know how to get along with people

我知道怎么和人相处

Knowing how and doing it are two different things

知道和行动是两回事

Okay okay I I'll be nice

好啦好啦我会友好的

Thank you

谢谢

To your goofy little friend

会友好对待你那傻气小个子朋友的

That's Dale We're gonna head out

戴尔来了我们要出发了

Here's some coffee for the road

这是路上喝的咖啡

Thanks

谢谢

Make sure your dad doesn't drink too many beers

你别让你爸喝太多啤酒

You're funny

你可真逗

And make sure your son doesn't drink any beers

你别让你儿子沾啤酒

Got it I'll finish 'em all Let's go

没问题我会全喝完的走吧

Be safe Have fun

注意安全好好玩

Oh I'm free

我自由了

This sure is a sweet setup

这车可真是不错

Well now thank you very much

谢谢夸奖

This thing is nicer than our house

这辆车比我们的房子都好

It's not nicer than our house

没有我们的房子好

Well don't be too sure now

现在先别这么肯定

I got microwave and air conditioning

我这有微波炉和空调

I got a stack of old Playboys back there in the bathroom

卫生间还有一大堆旧的《花花公子》杂志

Okay maybe

好吧也许你这更好

Hey there's John up here on the right

约翰就在右边那里

Are you sure that's not a garden gnome

你确定那不是个花园地精吗

Missy how would you feel if there were somewhere

米希如果有一个地方

just like Chuck E Cheese

跟查克芝士一样

but instead of pizza and ball pits

不过没有披萨和海洋球池

there was locomotives and placards explaining their history

而是有火车头和解说牌讲述历史你觉得如何

That's just the museum

那不就是博物馆吗

I didn't think she'd see through that

我没想到她会不上当

So Johnny that's quite the outfit you got on there

约翰你穿的这一身挺不错嘛

Thanks

谢谢

I just got one question Where do the merit badges go

我只有一个问题你的荣誉奖章哪去了

Because I look like a Boy Scout

因为我像个童子军吗

Yeah that's kind of the joke there

是啊那就是笑点

Well I accept your jocular insult as a token of bonding

我接受你玩笑式的羞辱并当作友谊的象征

Well if you like that one how about this

如果你喜欢那个笑话再听听这个

Uh I haven't seen legs that white since

我上次见到这么白的大腿还是在...

Hey Why don't we talk about something else

我们来说点别的吧

George it's all right You don't need to protect me

乔治没事的你不用保护我

I can take it and I can dish it right back

我开得起玩笑我还能呛回去

Oh yeah

是吗

Well bring it on babe

那来吧小美人

It would help if I knew a little more about you

如果能更了解你一点会比较简单

Were you by chance a bed wetter

或许你小时候尿床吗

I know it's been a while but I really have to talk to you

我知道我很久没来了但我必须跟你聊两句

I understand you might not want to hear about my dating life

我理解你也许不想听我的感情生活

but if you hadn't died I wouldn't be in this situation

但如果你没死我也不会陷入这种境地

So this is on you

所以这事赖你

How about a movie How about the planetarium

-去看个电影怎么样 -去天文馆怎么样

That's like a movie

跟看电影一样

where you can see real stars instead of

但在那你可以看到真的星星

I don't know Gene Kelly

而不是"明星"

We're never gonna agree

我们永远不会意见达成一致

Let's just do rock paper scissors

我们就来剪刀石头布吧

No Anecdotal evidence suggests that players familiar

不要研究表明对彼此熟悉的玩家

with each other will tie 75% of the time

将会有75%几率平局

due to the limited number of outcomes

因为游戏的结果十分有限

Well what if we added a few more choices

那要是我们增加选择呢

Like rock paper scissors candy pony

比如石头布剪刀糖果小马

Now you're just being silly

你现在就是在说蠢话了

But your idea of a winner takes all competition is a good one

但你的这个赢家说了算的主意很不错

We just need to come up with something that is fair to both of us

我们只需要想出一个对我俩都公平的游戏即可

What if we list all the spices

要不我们来按照字母顺序列出

in Mom's spice rack alphabetically

妈妈香料架上所有的香料

I'll go first Adobo

我先来阿斗波

Black pepper Cinnamon

黑胡椒肉桂

Coriander Cumin

香菜小茴香

We're not playing the spice game

我们才不玩这香料游戏

Dill

莳萝

So now I have these two guys in my life

现在有两个男人对我有意思

And I know that might sound like bragging but at my age

我知道这听起来像在显摆但到我这年纪

if you are single and not hooked to an oxygen tank

如果你单身而且不需要用氧气瓶

you got to swat 'em away

身边绝对狂蜂浪蝶无数

好丈夫父亲

查理·塔克

I'm still pissed at you for dying

我还在气你死掉了呢

I'm not gonna just sit at home and miss you

我才不会独自坐在家里想你

I mean you wouldn't want that

你也不会希望我这样的

You'd want me to go out and have fun right

你会希望我出去走动好好玩对吧

Take your time think about it

不急你慢慢想

Damn John

哇约翰

Three already What are you using for bait

已经三只了吗你用的是什么饵啊

I made it myself It's uh

我自己做的是...

cheese garlic and a little bit of pig brains

起司大蒜再加一点猪脑

Pig brains Where the hell you get pig brains

猪脑吗你从哪搞到的猪脑啊

From the butcher

从屠夫那里

But you get some odd looks when you ask for it

不过你去跟他要的时候他会给你奇怪的眼神

You get odd looks Oh I find that hard to believe

你被人用奇怪的眼神看吗 "难以置信"

Like this

就像这样

I think he's pulling your leg John

他闹你呢约翰

Oh I see

我懂了

Meaning I get odd looks all the time

意思是我常常被人用奇怪眼神看

That's funny

有意思

Well if anyone wants to try my bait uh you're welcome to

如果有人想试试我的饵欢迎啊

Sure Yeah I'll give her a go

-当然好 -我试试看

Dale

戴尔

No I think I know how to fish John

不用我知道怎么钓鱼约翰

Really 'Cause it doesn't look like it

真的吗因为看起来不像啊

Well maybe that's because all your talking

有可能是你一直讲话

is scaring the fish away

把鱼都给吓跑了

Evidence suggests your theory is incorrect

证据显示你的理论是错误的

Well evidence suggests I need another beer

证据显示我需要再来一瓶啤酒

Not that bad

还不错

Oh that's nice

真好

你们决定要待在家里玩游戏了吗

Nope We're inventing a new game

不是我们要发明一个新游戏

and the winner gets to pick what we do today

赢家可以决定我们今天做什么

We had to find a way to make sure

我们得找到方法

that it's completely fair to both of us

来保证这对我们双方都完全公平

So we made a list of 20 challenges

所以我们列出了20种挑战

that combine stuff we're both good at

结合了我俩都擅长的事

Whoever wins each challenge gets to take a block

每赢得一个挑战就能拿一块木头

and put it on top of their tower

搭在自己的楼顶

Whoever's tower reaches the height

其大楼先达到这火箭高度的人

of this rocket first wins

就是赢家

Okay I will leave you to it

好那我就不打扰你们了

"And finally both parties agree the loser will do the activity

"最后双方同意输家将愿玩服输

selected by the winner graciously without complaint

对赢家挑选的活动不得有怨言

For the purpose of this agreement

就本协议而言

A complaint is defined as any disparaging comment

怨言的定义为诋毁性评论

Eye rolls or name calling including but not limited to

翻白眼及辱骂字眼包括但不限于

'dingus ' 'fartbreath' and 'buttwipe '"

'沙雕' '臭屁嘴'和'辣鸡'"

Can we just sign it and play

我们能赶紧签名开始玩了吗

I've signed my name Feel free to draw an "X "

我已经签了名你可以画个叉

I know how to write my name Sheldon

我会写我的名字好不好谢尔顿

Damn it I wrote "Sheldon "

该死我写成"谢尔顿"了

So Dale is fun

戴尔很有意思

Kind of a good old boy

算是个好老头

Reminds me a bit of you

他有点让我想起你

He gets on my nerves

他常惹我生气

So he kind of reminds me of you

所以他有点让我想起你

And John's not anything like you

约翰跟你截然不同

He's not anything like anyone

他跟所有人都不一样

Maybe that's why I keep thinking about him

也许那就是我一直想着他的原因

Fun fact in Finland they make a fire that's two long logs

有趣小知识在芬兰他们把两条原木叠起来生火

sitting on top of each other with a wedge of wood in between

在中间垫一块木楔

to let the air flow through

让空气流过去

Aw That's your idea of fun is it

对你来说这算是有趣是吧

Mind if I grab a beer

我能拿瓶啤酒吗

I'm not your father Hold on

-我又不是你爸 -等等

This young man's underage

这年轻人未成年

So So the laws of Texas

-那又怎样 -德州法律

are pretty clear on the subject

对这问题有明确规定

Oh what a surprise

好意外哦

There's one more thing you know more about than everybody else

又有一件事是你比其他人更清楚的呢

I don't know why you're surprised

我不知道你为什么感到意外

I don't know why you're here

我不知道你为什么要来

I'm just gonna stick with Dr Pepper

我还是乖乖喝汽水吧

Why don't you get some more firewood Georgie

你再去拾点柴吧小乔治

Thank you

谢谢你解救我

I'm here because my friend George invited me

我来是因为我朋友乔治邀请我来

Uh huh

是哦

Well your friend George invited you

你朋友乔治邀请你来

because he felt sorry for you

是因为他可怜你

You know Connie warned me you might behave like this

其实康妮提醒过我你可能会这个态度

and she she was right

她说对了

I don't know why the hell she ever went out with you

我真搞不懂她以前为什么跟你约会

Well she did and we got along famously

我们就是在一起过并且相处得非常愉快

Until you broke up with her after you got out of

直到你和她分手就在你离开...

Out of what

离开什么

Say it

说出来啊

Never mind

算了当我没说

Damn Piddled on my shoe

靠我尿到鞋子上了

What'd I miss

我错过了什么好戏

So enough about me How about you

不说我的事了说说你吧

You got your wings yet or is that just in the movies

你长出天使翅膀了吗还是那都是电影骗人的

It's a Wonderful Life

《美妙人生》电影

That's one of my favorites

是我的最爱之一

Ah sorry I didn't see you

抱歉我没看到你

I'll keep it down

我会小声一点

No it's all right I uh

不没关系我...

talk to my wife all the time

经常和我妻子聊天

I'm Kenneth

我是肯尼斯

This is Vanessa

这是凡妮莎

Connie This is Charlie

我是康妮这是查理

I'd introduce them but they're neighbors

我本来想介绍他们认识但他们是邻居

They probably know each other

估计早就互相认识了

Well if he complains about someone snoring

如果他抱怨有人打鼾

I'm sure it's her

一定就是她

I didn't bury him with his hearing aid so he's fine

他下葬时我没给他戴上助听器他听不见的

Well you know what I'll um

这样吧

I'll come back in a few minutes and let you finish your chat

我过几分钟再回来让你跟他聊完

Really nice meeting you Connie

很高兴认识你康妮

You too

我也是

You see

看见没

Got to swat 'em away

得把狂蜂浪蝶都赶走

Okay Each player alternates

好每个玩家边玩呼啦圈

naming a state while Hula Hooping

边轮流说出一个州

The first player who can't name a state

谁说不出州名

or drops the Hula Hoop loses

或呼啦圈掉了就输了

Ready

准备好了吗

set

预备

开始

Texas

德克萨斯州

Darn it

可恶

So I won

所以我赢啦

Yes

是的

Good 'Cause I was just gonna say "Texas" again

太好了我本来打算再说一次"德克萨斯州"的

游戏挑战大师清单

Four

四

One two three four

一二三四

I declare a thumb war

我宣布展开拇指大战

Hey that was some good catfish

鲶鱼很好吃呢

Yeah Real good

是啊非常好吃

Gentlemen

先生们

I'm no longer enjoying this outing

我不再享受这次郊游了

so I'm going home

我要回家

See ya H Hang on Dale

-慢走不送 -等等戴尔

John y wait you can't just leave

约翰你不能就这么走啊

We're in the middle of nowhere

我们在深山野岭呢

Not a problem

这不是问题

I have my compass a flashlight and half a bag of gorp

我有指南针手电筒和半包干果

No wait wait

不等等

Please Let him go George

-拜托 -让他走吧乔治

You want to tell Connie you lost her old boyfriend in the woods

你想告诉康妮你把她前男友弄丢在树林了吗

Well he's a grown man for crying out loud

他可是成年男人

Let him do what he wants

他想做什么随他去

Well that's an argument for me having a beer

这下我有充分理由喝啤酒了

Shut up Come on Dale

你闭嘴别这样戴尔

Do the right thing Tell him to stay

做正确的事叫他留下来

Fine

行吧

John

约翰

Oh damn

糟了

John

约翰

Boy for a little guy he's fast ain't he

他那么小只脚步倒挺快啊

I win

我赢了

You can't set it that way

你不能那么摆

Does it say that in the rules

规则里有说不行吗

Well no

倒是没有

And is this your signature

这是你本人的签名吗

Yes but

是的但是

Mom we're going to Chuck E Cheese

妈妈我们要去查克芝士餐厅

We're not going anywhere It's almost your bedtime

我们哪都不去了你们差不多该睡觉了

Sorry hon

抱歉了宝贝

Well all that matters is that I'm the winner

最重要的是我赢了

Yes you are

没错你赢了

Actually I was the winner

其实我才是真正的赢家

We spent the whole day doing everything I love

我们这一天都在做我喜欢的各种事

drafting contracts arguing about rules

起草合同争辩规则

and most importantly never leaving the house

最重要的是不踏出家门一步

Come on I don't want to

-拜托啦 -我不想玩

Just one more time

就再一次嘛

Fine

好吧

Rock paper scissors candy pony

石头剪刀布糖果小马

Rock trips pony I win

石头绊倒小马我赢了

How do you keep winning

你为什么每次都赢

You keep picking pony

因为你每次都出小马

Gorp

吃干果吗