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Nobody
else
is
stronger
than
I
am
世上没人比我强壮
Yesterday
I
moved
a
mountain
昨天我移了一座山
I
bet
I
could
be
your
hero
我相信我能当你的英雄
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
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弗雷德·墨菲不动产
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见鬼了之屋
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伦迪出品
见鬼了之屋
吉恩·伦迪的见鬼了之屋
美国天文学家
With
us
tonight
is
Pastor
Jeff
Difford
今晚的嘉宾是杰夫·迪佛德牧师
from
the
First
Baptist
Church
of
Medford.
来自梅德福第一浸信会教堂
Thank
you
for
being
here
Pastor.
感谢您来本节目 牧师
My
pleasure.
我的荣幸
So
it
would
appear
that
your
church's
根据情报 您教堂的
Halloween
Hell
House
has
stirred
up
万圣节地狱之家
quite
a
bit
of
controversy
this
year.
在今年引起了不小的争议
Oh
I
wouldn't
call
it
controversy.
我觉得不算是起争议啦
What
would
you
call
it
那您觉得是什么
A
As
you
know
如您所知
the
purpose
of
a
Hell
House
is
to
demonstrate
the
wages
of
sin
布置地狱之家的目的是为了展示罪恶的报应
so
as
to
lead
people
back
to
God.
好引导人们回到上帝的怀中
That's
wonderful.
那真是太好了
But
doesn't
it
concern
you
that
a
lot
of
parents
were
alarmed
但您难道不担心 很多孩子家长对于
at
the
gruesome
scenes
you
portrayed
你们演绎出来的可怕场景感到十分担忧吗
Once
again
our
intentions
were
pure.
再次说明 我们的出发点是很单纯的
Why
don't
we
take
a
look
at
just
how
pure
they
were.
要不我们来看看这出发点到底有多纯吧
Let's
roll
the
clip.
请放出影片
Oh
boy.
要命了
I
need
another
beer.
我要再喝一杯
Oh
darling
don't
you
think
you've
had
enough
亲爱的 你喝得还不够多吗
I'll
tell
you
when
I
had
enough
老子跟你说喝够的时候才喝够
Whoa
Hey
cowboy
这位兄台
why
don't
you
put
that
down
and
call
it
a
night.
把手里的兵器放下 大家各回各家吧
Don't
you
tell
me
what
to
do.
老子的事不用你多嘴
That's
enough
Peg.
够了 佩佩
Dear
Lord.
我的老天爷啊
As
you
can
see
our
last
attempt
at
a
Hell
House
你也看到了 我们上一次的地狱之家
may
have
been
a
tad...
traumatizing.
可能有点过于让人有心理阴影了
I
thought
it
was
a
hoot.
我觉得可精彩了
Some
of
the
little
ones
peed
their
pants.
有几个小孩都吓尿了
But
that
wasn't
the
goal.
但我们的目的不是吓人
A
nine
year
old
crapped
himself.
有个9岁还是还吓"屎"了
Why
are
you
showing
me
this
你为什么要放这个给我看
Well
Mary
this
year
we'd
like
to
go
玛丽 今年呢 我们想要尝试
with
a
more
family
friendly
production.
制作成一个更适合阖家莅临的活动
And
I
thought
you'd
be
the
perfect
person
to
head
that
up.
我觉得你是带领这计划的最佳人选
Really
Me
真的吗 我吗
Yes
you.
Absolutely.
是的 就是你 毋庸置疑
Gosh
I
don't
know.
天啊 我不知道了
I
always
felt
I
had
a
flair
for
the
creative
arts
我的确是一直对创造艺术有兴趣
but
putting
on
a
big
show
like
that...
但制作一出这么大的演出...
You'll
have
a
sizable
budget
and
all
the
help
you'll
need
制作预算可观 而且你可以得到一切帮助
constructing
sets
building
props
无论是建造舞台 制作道具
special
effects
makeup.
特殊效果 妆发
Does
sound
tempting.
听起来很吸引人啊
But
most
importantly
但最重要的是
you'll
have
an
opportunity
to
bring
people
to
God
你会有机会带领人们走向神的怀抱中
by
vividly
demonstrating
the
perils
of
sin.
全凭着鲜活展示罪的险恶
Be
careful
if
you
touch
on
adultery.
如果要演绎通奸你可得小心
Last
year
one
of
the
actors
got
pregnant.
去年有一个演员因此怀孕了
Thanks
Peg.
谢谢你啊 佩佩
So
what
do
you
say
你意下如何
I
already
know
the
first
change
I'm
gonna
make.
我已经知道我要做的第一项改变是什么了
Instead
of
calling
it
"Hell
House
"
今年不叫"地狱之家"
which
is
a
little
off
putting
毕竟这有点令人不喜
I'm
gonna
call
it...
我要把它改名为
"Heck
House."
"见鬼了之屋"
Isn't
that
great
是不是很棒啊
That
is
great.
很棒很棒
You
don't
really
mean
that.
你这话才不是真心的
Yes
I
do.
当然是真心的
Oh
I
get
it.
我懂了
Happy
wife
happy
life.
老婆快乐 生活快乐
You
need
to
stop
talking.
你还是给我闭上嘴巴吧
So
it's
not
gonna
be
scary
所以今年就不会恐怖了吗
It
will
but
without
all
the
blood
and
gore.
还是会有一点 只是不会那么血腥暴力
But
I
like
blood
and
gore.
可是我就喜欢血腥暴力啊
Hang
on
y'all
are
trying
to
scare
people
等等 你们想靠吓唬的手段
into
joining
the
church
来让人加入教会吗
Yeah.
But
people
like
是啊 但反正大家都喜欢
getting
scared
on
Halloween
anyway.
在万圣节被人吓啊
Why
not
make
'em
jump
in
the
right
direction
把他们吓到正确的道路上何乐而不为
Actually
fear
has
been
a
recruiting
tactic
其实恐惧的确是有组织宗教
used
by
organized
religion
for
centuries.
几百年来吸纳教徒的工具之一
When
you
add
guilt
to
keep
people
in
line
如果再加上罪恶感来让教徒守规矩
it's
an
extremely
efficient
form
of
crowd
control.
它就成为了效果卓越的群体管控手段
Our
religion
is
based
on
love
Sheldon
not
fear.
谢尔顿 我们的宗教靠的是爱 不是恐惧
So
what
happens
when
people
don't
follow
the
rules
那当人们不守教规时会发生什么事呢
They
burn
in
hell.
他们会下地狱被火烧
Because
God
loves
'em.
因为神爱他们啊
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
Oh.
Hi
Georgie.
你好啊 小乔治
Why
was
Veronica
Duncan
hugging
you
为什么维罗妮卡·邓肯抱了你
I'm
tutoring
her
in
trigonometry.
因为我在帮她补习数学的三角法
And
that
gets
you
hugs
这样就能赚到抱抱了吗
Thanks
to
me
she
got
her
first
C
minus.
多亏了我 她第一次得到了C-
Just
between
us
she's
a
little
slow.
你别告诉别人 但她脑子转速有点慢
That's
not
what
I
heard.
我听说的可不是这样
What
did
you
hear
那你听说的是什么
Is
she
secretly
clever
她聪明地很隐秘吗
Because
if
she
is
I
completely
missed
it.
如果真是这样 那我完全没发现到
It
doesn't
matter.
这不是重点
You
just
need
to
introduce
me
to
her.
我只要你把我介绍给她认识
Why
为什么
I
want
to
be
her
friend.
我想跟她交朋友
Well
you
better
take
a
number.
那你最好先去领个号码牌
She's
friends
with
a
lot
of
boys
around
here.
她跟学校里很多男生都是好朋友
Let
me
worry
about
that.
You
just
need
to
introduce
us.
这让我来烦恼 你负责牵线就行了
All
right.
行吧
You
know
she
pays
me
two
dollars
for
every
one
of
our
tutoring
lessons.
我给她上的每堂课她都付我2块钱呢
How
much
did
it
cost
her
to
get
a
C
minus
那她花了多少钱才得到这个C-
$26.
26块
That's
a
good
deal.
那很划算啊
Now
remember
next
week
we
start
our
work
大家记得啊 下周我们就开始排
on
Streetcar
Named
Desire.
《欲望号街车》
So
please
prepare
a
monologue
for
either
Blanche
or
Stanley.
请自行准备好一段男主角或女主角的独白
Usually
the
girls
do
Blanche
and
the
boys
do
Stanley
通常女生演女主白兰芝 男生演男主斯坦利
but
no
judgment
you
follow
your
heart.
但你们凭自己本心选吧 我不歧视
Thank
you
again
for
letting
me
come
by
to
pick
your
brain.
谢谢你再次让我来跟你请教事情
Oh
please.
Anything
for
the
church.
别客气 给教堂帮忙我在所不辞
Are
you
a
religious
man
你信教吗
I'm
an
actor.
我是个演员
I'm
whatever
you
need
me
to
be.
你需要什么 我就能变成什么
All
right.
好吧
As
I
told
you
on
the
phone
如同我在电话上跟你说过的
I
have
been
tasked
我被任命去负责
with
mounting
this
year's
Halloween
production.
今年的万圣节戏剧总策划
Oh
is
that
a
haunted
house
kind
of
deal
是搞鬼屋之类的东西吗
Yes
but
with
the
goal
of
bringing
people
to
God.
是 但是目的是要带领人们走向上帝
I
do
know
something
about
that.
这方面我还真有些了解
When
I
played
Puck
in
Midsummer
在我演出《仲夏夜之梦》的帕克时
the
Tulsa
Herald
called
my
performance
heavenly.
《塔尔萨前锋报》称赞我的表演如天堂一般
Wow
Good
for
you.
那你很厉害啊
Thank
you
thank
you.
谢谢 谢谢
Okay.
Um
I
was
hoping
好的 我是在想
to
put
on
a
little
play
in
each
of
the
rooms
在每间房间里都上演不同的小短剧
that
portrays
one
of
the
seven
deadly
sins.
一间房间对应七宗罪中的一件
Pride
envy
gluttony
lust
sloth
wrath
and
greed
傲慢 嫉妒 暴食 淫欲 懒惰 愤怒 贪婪
Wow
you
know
your
sins
你很懂七宗罪啊
Well
again
I'm
an
actor.
再说一遍 我毕竟是个演员
They
are
the
tools
in
my
box.
它们都是我演艺事业上的工具
Um
have
you
considered
a
narrator
you
know
um
那你有考虑过请一名旁白
like
a
tour
guide
kind
of
thing
像是参观向导之类的人吗
Oh
that's
interesting.
这想法有意思
But
who
would
that
be
但是该请谁呢
Well
I'd
have
to
think
the
big
man
himself.
我觉得当然是请大佬本人来啦
God
Satan.
-上帝吗 -撒旦
Oh
That's
spooky.
这样就恐怖了
And
he's
trying
to
lure
people
toward
sin.
而他想把人引入罪恶的深渊
Exactly.
没错
That's
a
pretty
big
role.
那这是很重要的角色呢
I
wonder
who
could
do
it.
谁能来演呢
Well
it
would
have
to
be
someone
这必须得请到一位
with
enough
range
to
convey
sincerity
and
charm
戏路够广 能看起来真挚与讨喜
all
the
while
hiding
a
dark
and
corrupt
soul
但底下又隐藏着黑暗与堕落灵魂的人
Good
golly.
老天啊
If
you
were
just
a
little
taller
you'd
be
perfect.
如果你能再高大一点 你一定是完美人选
I
have
lifts.
我有内增高
What
are
we
doing
here
我们来这里做什么
Waiting
for
Veronica.
等维罗妮卡
How
do
you
know
she's
in
there
你怎么知道她在这里
It's
kind
of
her
homeroom.
这里算是她在学校的大本营
Oh
hello
again.
又见面啦
Hey.
What's
up
怎么啦
This
is
my
brother
Georgie.
He
wanted
to
meet
you.
这是我哥哥小乔治 他想认识你
Really
Really.
-真的吗 -真的
I
like
your
hair.
我挺喜欢你的发型
Uh
me
too.
我也是
What
do
you
think
你觉得怎么样
Pretty
great
huh
很不错吧
Realtor's
letting
us
use
it
for
free.
房产中介免费借我们使用
Wow.
How'd
you
swing
that
你怎么说服人家的
Well
I
promised
Fred
Murphy
a
lead
role
in
the
lust
room.
我答应弗雷德·墨菲可以在淫欲房当主演
Look
at
you
just
wheeling
and
dealing
你看你 这不择手段的方式
like
a
big
time
Hollywood
producer.
跟好莱坞的那些大牌制作人一模一样
Maybe
you're
in
the
wrong
business.
我觉得或许你入错行了
Being
a
mother
你是说不该当妈妈吗
Being
a
Christian.
Ah.
是不该当基督徒
Greetings
两位好
Oh
good
Mr.
Lundy
you
made
it.
太好了 伦迪先生 你到了
Oh
we're
gonna
be
working
together.
You
can
call
me
Gene.
我们接下来算同事了 叫我吉恩就好了
All
right
Gene
this
is
my
mother
Connie.
Hi.
-好啦 吉恩 这是我母亲 康妮 -你好
Hi.
Hello.
-你好 -幸会
Now
I
would've
bet
she
was
your
big
sister.
你不说我还以为她是你姐姐呢
I
thought
you
said
he
was
a
good
actor.
你不是说他是好演员吗 说话那么浮夸
Oh
now.
好啦
So
what
do
you
think
你有什么想法呢
Spiderwebs.
What
-蜘蛛网 -什么
We're
gonna
need
some
spiderwebs
我们会需要布置一些蜘蛛网
and
I
think
maybe
some
fire
effects
然后我觉得在门户的左侧与右侧
on
the
left
and
right
side
of
the
portal.
布置一些喷火特效
Portal
什么门户
Portal
to
hell.
到地狱的门户
Sure
sure.
行行行
Now
the
script
calls
for
me
to
appear
我感觉剧本在呼唤我
from
beneath
the
house
in
a
cloud
of
smoke.
让我从房子下方 随着烟幕特效走出
But
I
think
that's
gonna
be
ambitious.
但我觉得这有点想太多了
Script
What
script
剧本 什么剧本
Oh
I
wrote
a
script.
Don't
worry
about
it.
我写了个剧本 不用担心这个啦
I
was
gonna
write
the
script.
我本来也打算要写剧本呢
Well
now
you
don't
have
to.
现在你就不用麻烦啦
Do
you
believe
this
你敢相信吗
Believe
it
love
it
相信 而且爱死了
glad
I
didn't
wait
in
the
car.
太庆幸自己有下车来看了
I
can't
believe
this.
我真是不敢相信
No
good
不好吗
It's
awful.
太垃圾了
It
makes
sin
seem
like
a
good
thing.
这把罪写的像好事一样
Well
that's
the
problem
isn't
it
但问题就在这里不是吗
I
mean
if
sin
didn't
seem
like
a
good
thing
如果罪看起来不好
nobody
would
do
it.
那人们才不会去做呢
George
please
I'm
in
no
mood.
乔治 我没心情你就别添乱了
Hey.
Wrath.
你看 愤怒
That's
one
of
the
seven
sins
right
这是七宗罪中的其中一件吧
Pastor
Jeff
gave
me
this
project
杰夫牧师把这计划交给我
because
he
knew
I'd
be
best
at
it.
是因为他知道我能胜任
Now
Gene...
Lundy
is
taking
over.
现在要被吉恩...伦迪抢过去了
Oh
look
pride.
And
envy.
瞧 傲慢 还有嫉妒
Don't
stop.
Four
sins
to
go.
别停下 还剩四种罪呢
I'm
guessing
lust
ain't
happening
tonight.
我猜今晚淫欲是没戏了
You
see
a
large
red
button.
你看到一个很大的红色按钮
What
do
you
do
你要怎么做
I
press
it.
按下去
The
floor
opens
up
and
you
plunge
into
a
60
foot
pit.
地板裂开 你掉进一个18米深的坑里
I
fly
out.
我飞出来
Up
up
and
away
飞高高 逃远远
Again
you're
not
Superman
in
this
game
再提醒一次 你在这游戏里不是超人
you're
Superman
for
Halloween.
你只是万圣节扮成超人
Which
isn't
till
next
week.
而且下周才是万圣节
So
I'm
in
a
pit.
那我就在坑里呗
You're
in
a
pit.
你在一个坑里
Then
I
blast
my
way
out
with
my
super
breath
那我就用我的超级呼气炸出一条路
Just
let
him
do
it.
让他这么做吧
Dinner's
ready.
晚饭好了
Five
more
minutes.
Hey
Georgie.
-再等5分钟 -小乔治
I
saw
you
talking
to
Veronica
Duncan.
我看到你跟维罗妮卡·邓肯说话了
Yeah.
So
是啊 怎么了
How
well
do
you
know
her
你跟她熟吗
Not
as
well
as
I'm
gonna.
以后会更熟
I
introduced
them.
是我介绍他们认识的
He
math
skills
are
dreadful.
他的数学太烂了
Did
you
know
Superman
has
a
dog
你们知道超人有条狗吗
His
name
is
Krypto.
它叫小氪
He
plays
fetch
in
space.
他在太空玩接球游戏
Cut.
Cut.
Cut.
Cut.
Cut.
停 停 停 停
It's
supposed
to
be
wrath.
这应该是愤怒啊
Give
him
a
little
kick
now
that's
he's
down.
他倒下后你再给他补上两脚
Give
him
a
little
kick.
踢他几下
That's
right
that's
good.
没错 做得很好
Yes.
Yeah.
对了 很好
No
go
for
it.
往死里踢
Yes.
对了
Kind
of
stomp
down
on
him
stomp
down
on
him.
用力踩下去 用力踩他
Yes.
That's
the
way.
Good.
就是这样 很好
Now
Fred
remember
弗雷德 记住
you
are
the
personification
of
lust.
你就是淫欲的化身
Your
sole
reason
for
being
is
to
try
to
satisfy
你存在的唯一理由就是尽可能满足
this
unquenchable
thirst
for
physical
pleasure.
自己对肉体欢愉的难抑渴望
Great.
Will
there
be
kissing
and
touching
很好 会有亲亲和摸摸的戏码吗
Oh
you
bet.
当然有了
Now
what
又怎么了
Pretend
kissing.
Pretend
touching.
假装亲亲 假装摸摸
Fred
would
you
just
give
me
a
moment
弗雷德 稍等我一下
Mary
I
I've
tried
to
be
patient
玛丽 我之前一直保持耐心
but
if
I'm
gonna
do
this
但如果我要做这件事
put
my
reputation
on
the
line
拿我的名声冒险
I'm
gonna
need
you
to
back
off
just
a
little
bit.
我就需要你少插手一点
Do
I
need
to
remind
you
that
the
purpose
of
Heck
House
我需要提醒你 办见鬼了之屋的目的
is
to
show
how
sins
destroy
our
lives
是展示罪恶是如何摧毁我们生活的吗
Yeah
so
是啊 所以呢
You
are
making
them
into
a
good
thing.
你把罪恶拍成好事了
Have
you
read
the
script
你看剧本了没
He's
gonna
get
syphilis.
他之后会得梅毒的
He
goes
home
he
gives
it
to
his
wife.
他回家 把梅毒传染给他老婆
She
goes
crazy.
她气疯了
She
kills
him
and
her
entire
family.
她把他和全家人都杀了
What
am
I
missing
你是有哪里不满呢
Sorry
I'm
late.
抱歉我来晚了
I
couldn't
find
my
keys
我找不到车钥匙
and
then
my
car
wouldn't
start.
然后我的车又发动不起来
Then
I
got
lost.
我还迷路了
Holy
smokes.
我滴个神啊
Hi.
Are
you
my
make
out
partner
你好 你是我的亲热戏搭档吗
No.
No.
No
one's
making
out.
不不不 没人要亲热
This
all
stops
right
now.
这一切现在就给我停下
You
have
got
to
calm
down.
你得冷静下来
I
will
not
have
innocent
children
walk
through
this
house
我绝不会让天真的小孩子在万圣节
on
Halloween
and
see
a
half
naked
woman.
游览这所房子时看到一个半裸女
A
half
naked
woman
chock
full
of
syphilis.
是一个有梅毒的半裸女
What
It's
pretend
syphilis.
-什么 -有梅毒是演的
Mary
I
am
a
trained
theater
professional.
玛丽 我是受训过的戏剧专业人士
Why
don't
you
just
let
me
do
what
I
do
while
you
你何不让我发挥自己所长 与此同时
you
know
go
home
and
make
a
nice
tuna
casserole.
你回家做吞拿鱼砂锅菜吧
All
right
Fred...
好吧 弗雷德
I
know
what
you're
thinking
我知道你们都在想什么
she's
going
to
tear
his
throat
out.
她准备把他喉咙扯出来
But
what
in
fact
happened
is
she
did
但事实上她做了
what
she
thought
Jesus
would
do.
她认为耶稣会做的事
She
went
home
and
made
that
tuna
casserole.
她回家做了吞拿鱼砂锅菜
It
was
a
little
salty
有点过咸
but
I
ate
it
because
she
was
in
a
mood.
但她心情不好 我就默默吃了
Trick
or
treat
不给糖就捣蛋
Greetings.
Pleased
to
meet
you.
你们好 很高兴见到你们
I
go
by
many
names
Satan
Lucifer
我有许多名字 撒旦 路西法
Mephistopheles
Beelzebub.
梅菲斯特 别西卜
Of
course
when
I
make
a
dinner
reservation
当然 我在餐厅订位时
I
I
go
by
"Eric."
用的是"艾瑞克"
It's
easier
to
spell.
这个名字比较好拼啦
Before
we
begin
tonight's
descent
into
Heck
在我们今晚堕入见鬼之地前
I'd
like
to
tell
you
a
little
about
myself.
我想向大家介绍一下自己
'Cause
it's
all
about
you
isn't
it
因为你就是主角 对不对
I
was
God's
chosen
angel.
我是上帝选中的天使
I
was
his
favorite.
我本是他的最爱
We
used
to
go
camping
together.
我们以前常一起去露营
But
then
because
I
wanted
to
have
a
little
bit
of
fun
但之后 因为我想稍微放纵一下
I
was
cast
from
heaven.
他就将我逐出天国
Tonight
you
will
bear
witness
to
that
fun.
今晚 你们将见证那些放纵之乐
You
will
decide
whether
it
is
sinful...
你们来决定 那到底是罪恶
or
just
another
Saturday
night.
还是寻常的周六夜晚活动
Come
with
me...
if
you
dare.
跟我来... 如果你有胆的话
Just
watch
your
step
right
over
here
这边注意脚下
'cause
there's
some
electrical
wires.
有些电线呢
Trick
or
treat.
不给糖就捣蛋
Oh
look
how
cute
y'all
are.
看看你们多可爱呀
Now
I
know
you
are
Superman.
我知道你是超人
What
about
the
rest
of
you
其他人扮的都是谁呀
I'm
Cyndi
Lauper.
I'm
a
wizard.
-我是歌手辛迪·劳帕 -我是巫师
And
I'm
Carl
Sagan.
我是卡尔·萨根
Who
谁
Carl
Sagan.
卡尔·萨根
He's
the
host
of
Cosmos.
他是《宇宙》节目的解说人
Well
isn't
that
something.
真了不起呀
Now
y'all
be
safe
and
have
a
fun
night.
你们注意安全 今晚玩得愉快
I'm
Super...
我是超...
You
like
Guns
N'
Roses
你喜欢枪炮与玫瑰乐团吗
They're
all
right.
还行吧
Yeah
they're
all
right.
是啊 他们还好
You
as
smart
as
your
brother
你跟你弟弟一样聪明吗
Nobody
is.
没人比得上他
I
got
an
older
sister
that's
kind
of
a
genius.
我有个姐姐也算得上是天才
Oh
yeah
是吗
Why
didn't
she
tutor
you
她为什么不给你补习
She's
in
jail.
她坐牢了
What'd
she
do
她犯了什么事
She
sold
a
pinata
full
of
weed
她把一墨西哥彩罐的大麻
to
an
undercover
cop.
卖给了卧底警察
Doesn't
sound
like
much
of
a
genius.
听起来不太像天才啊
Oh
I
don't
know
she
graduated
high
school.
我也不知道 她可是高中毕业了呢
Ooh
peanut
butter
cups
巧克力花生糖
Superman
loves
peanut
butter
cups
超人可喜欢巧克力花生糖了
So
you
see
the
sin
of
greed.
你们看 这是贪婪之罪
Very
wealthy
man
a
beautiful
house
有钱男人 有一栋漂亮的房子
swimming
pool
several
German
cars
带游泳池 还有几辆德国产的汽车
and
a
young
wife
who
worshipped
him.
和一个崇拜他的年轻妻子
Excuse
me
Mr.
Satan.
不好意思 撒旦先生
What
干嘛
You
kind
of
left
out
你好像忘了说
how
greed
is
the
root
of
all
evil
贪婪是万恶之源
and
how
it
corrupts
the
soul.
会腐蚀人的灵魂
It's
in
there.
It's
called
subtext.
有表现出来 这叫潜台词
Why
don't
we
take
a
gander
at
the
eternal
torment
接下来我们去看看永世的折磨
that
is
sloth.
也就是懒惰
I
can't
believe
no
one
in
this
town
knows
真不敢相信这镇上没人知道
who
Carl
Sagan
is.
卡尔·萨根是谁
Why
even
have
a
TV
那还要电视来干嘛
Stupid
Mrs.
Gifford
gave
me
a
banana.
吉福德太太那个傻子给了我一根香蕉
Where's
Billy
比利人呢
He
had
to
go
to
the
bathroom.
他要去尿尿
So
he
went
home
No.
-他回家尿了吗 -没有
He's
right
behind
that
tree.
他就在那棵树后面
Wait
up
guys.
等我哦
Oh
I
got
a
little
on
my
cape.
我的披风沾到一点尿了
There's
nobody
at
my
house.
You
want
to
come
over
我家没人 你想来吗
Yes.
想
Okay
let's
go.
好啊 我们走
Look
at
this.
你看看
We
threw
a
party
for
heaven
and
nobody
came.
我们给天堂办了个派对 却没人来
Not
one
person
chose
to
be
saved.
没有一个人选择被拯救
Well
did
you
tell
'em
about
the
cupcakes
你说了会有杯子蛋糕吗
Where
I
think
you
went
wrong
is
in
your
timing.
你应该是时机没拿捏好
If
you'd
done
this
deal
during
a
war
or
a
plague
如果你在战争年代或瘟疫爆发时搞这套
then
you'd
have
a
boatload
of
converts.
就会有很多人来皈依你
Famine.
Famine
would
bring
'em
in.
饥荒 饥荒也能让他们来
What
do
you
know
about
famine
你对饥荒懂个屁啊
Hola
amigos.
朋友们好啊
Hey
Pastor
Jeff.
你好 杰夫牧师
Why
so
glum
This
is
going
great.
干嘛拉长着脸 进展很好啊
Donations
are
through
the
roof.
我们收到的捐款多到数不清了
Nobody
wants
to
be
saved.
没人想被拯救
Yeah
but
donations
are
through
the
roof.
是 但收到的捐款多到数不清了
Is
that
all
this
means
to
you
raising
money
你就只在乎这个吗 筹钱
Hey
that
money
is
gonna
do
a
lot
of
good
那笔钱能用来为很多人
for
a
lot
of
people.
做很多好事
Now
quit
being
such
a
fun
sponge.
你别再扫兴了
Here
have
some
grapes.
来 吃点葡萄吧
What's
that
那是什么
Some
stupid
haunted
house
我妈为教堂搞的
my
mother's
doing
for
the
church.
弱智鬼屋
Let's
check
it
out.
我们去看看吧
But
I
I
thought
we
were
going
to
your
house.
但我们不是要去你家吗
We
are
let's
just
do
this
first.
是 但我们先看看这个
It'll
be
fun.
会很好玩的
Pleased
to
meet
you.
很高兴见到你们
I
go
by
many
names
Satan...
我有许多名字 撒旦...
My
mother's
fears
that
no
one
would
be
saved
我妈担心那个万圣节晚上
that
Halloween
night
were
proven
incorrect.
没人会被拯救 事实证明她错了
As
they
kissed
she
thought
about
the
choices
他们亲吻时 她想到之前做出的种种选择
that
led
her
to
this
moment.
让自己走到了这一步
Mr.
Lundy's
scene
about
lust
made
a
deep
impact
伦迪先生布置的淫欲场景对我哥的约会
on
my
brother's
date.
Her
youth
was
gone.
-造成了巨大影响 -她的青春不再
She
had
traded
her
beauty
for
a
few
tawdry
dollars
她用美貌只换来区区几个小钱
and
now
she
had
nothing
left
but
shame...
如今她一无所有 只剩下羞耻...
...and
venereal
disease.
和性病
She
asked
to
be
saved
by
Jesus.
她请求耶稣拯救她
I
don't
want
to
live
like
this
anymore.
我不想再过这样的生活了
Oh
just
repeat
after
me...
重复我说的话...
And
as
it
turns
out
she
was.
结果 她真的得到了救赎
She
went
on
to
live
a
life
devoted
to
God
她余生都侍奉上帝
feeding
the
poor
even
helping
her
sister
提供食物给穷人 甚至帮她姐姐
start
a
literacy
program
for
female
prisoners.
开展了一个女囚犯读写学习项目
My
brother
on
the
other
hand
然而我哥哥在那晚后
became
a
devout
atheist
after
that
night.
变成了虔诚的无神论者
We
got
one
救到一个人了
Trick
or
treat
不给糖就捣蛋
Are'nt
you
all
precious.
你们都好可爱呀
And
you
look
like
a
little
Carl
Sagan.
你看上去就是个小卡尔·萨根
Vindication.
洗刷冤屈
The
sweetest
candy
of
all.
是世间最甜美的糖果
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