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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

You walk down a hallway and come to a wooden chest

你走下楼梯看到了一个木制宝箱

Lord Gray Matter what do you do

脑灰质大人你打算怎么做

I poke it with my dagger to see if there are any traps

我用我的匕首戳弄宝箱试探有无陷阱

There are no traps

没有陷阱

Fire Beak what do you do

火焰喙你打算怎么做

Billy What

-比利 -干嘛

You are Fire Beak

你就是火焰喙

Okay

好吧

So what do you do

所以你打算怎么做

I'm Fire Beak

我是火焰喙

Hey guys I brought snacks

小家伙们我准备了点心

Thanks Mom

谢谢妈妈

What are y'all playing Chutes and Ladders

你们在玩什么桌游梯子和滑道吗

Tam is teaching us Dungeons & Dragons

丹在教我们玩《龙与地下城》

We're on a quest to find

我们正在进行

the pitchfork of a devil named Baalzebul

寻找恶魔巴尔泽布的恶魔之叉的任务

I'm Fire Beak

我是火焰喙

And is this the devil

这就是那个恶魔吗

No he's just a monster who doesn't wear pants

不是他只是一个不穿裤子的怪兽

Oh I see

好吧

Yes oh he's just hanging right out there isn't he

是的他就让那玩意在外面露着

Okay well

好吧

You kids have fun

孩子们玩得愉快

My mother didn't believe in elves

我妈妈不相信有精灵

fairies or dragons

妖精和龙

George

乔治

But she did believe in the devil

但她相信有恶魔

And she did not view him

而她并不觉得

as an appropriate playmate for her son

它适合当她儿子的玩伴

George

乔治

I'm worried

我真的很担心

There are incantations in this book to summon actual demons

这书里面有能召唤真正恶魔的咒语

Is that how we wound up with you

怪不得我们身边有这位恶魔

That's a good one I'm gonna give you that

蛮好笑的所以我饶你一命

This is not a joke

不要不当回事

This is one of the children's games

这就是教会里有警告过的

we were warned about in church

那种不恰当的小孩游戏

Then tell him to stop playing

那就跟他说不许玩啊

It's not that easy

哪有这么简单

He's finally got a couple of friends

他好不容易交了几个朋友

I don't want to scare them off

我不想吓跑他朋友

Well when you're ready to scare kids

等哪天你想吓跑小朋友时

you got this face locked and loaded

这张吓人脸随时恭候差遣

All right the other one was funny

够了上一个还蛮好笑的

now you're just being a jackass

这一个就只是你在嘴贱

I'm glad you're both amused

你们俩玩得高兴我很开心

but our little boy's soul may be at stake

但我们的宝贝儿子的灵魂可能有危险呢

Come on

拜托

When I was a kid we were listening to Black Sabbath

我小时候我也听了很多黑色安息日乐队

all that devil music

他们唱了一堆恶魔有关的歌

Didn't hurt me

我也平安无事啊

Satan didn't get my soul

撒旦也没来收割我的灵魂

What happened to it You trade it for some donuts

那你灵魂上哪去了拿去换甜甜圈吃了吗

You had that one coming

你自找的

Hello Mr Sparks

你好斯巴克斯先生

Oh hello Mary Got a minute

-你好啊玛丽 -现在有空吗

Sure what's up

有啊什么事

Um I was just concerned about a game that the boys were playing

我有点担心孩子们玩的一个游戏

and was wondering if you and your wife knew about it

不晓得你们夫妇知不知道这个事情

A game

游戏吗

Yes a very disturbing one

是的一个非常不妥的游戏

Well what're we talking about

你说的是什么游戏

Did you catch those boys playing grab ass

你发现他们在互抓屁股吗

No Dungeons & Dragons

不是是《龙与地下城》

So everybody's got their trousers up

所以大家的裤子都有穿着是吗

Yes What's the problem

-是的 -那有啥问题啊

The game contains demonology

这游戏里有恶魔学

which goes against the teachings of the church

那内容违反了教会的教导

But nobody's touching nothing right

但没有人随便乱摸别人对吧

没有

Well then I don't quite know what you're worried about

那我不知道你有什么好担心的啊

You don't Nope

-你不知道吗 -不知道

I'm just thankful Billy found some friends

我只感恩比利交到了朋友

and he ain't eating dirt and crabgrass any more

而且不再吃泥土与马厩草了

Some point he just got a taste for it

也不知道什么时候他突然就爱吃那些

On an unrelated note uh

说个不相关的

you doing something new with your hair

你最近有改变发型还是做头发吗

It looks uh real pretty

看起来好美啊

No but thank you

没有但谢谢夸奖

Okay well I'm gonna leave you to it

好了我不打扰你忙了

Smells good too

也很好闻

All right Bye bye

好的再见

Hey you want chicken for dinner

你们晚饭想吃鸡吗

I'll slaughter a big one for you right now

我现在就去帮你宰一只肥的

I'm good

不用了谢谢

I'll kill one in case you change your mind

我还是先杀一只免得你改变主意吧

Now which one of you's tired of this life

你们谁已经活腻了

You

就你吧

Excuse me Mr Nguyen

打扰了阮先生

Yes

你好

Hi you don't know me I'm Sheldon's mother

您应该不认识我我是谢尔顿的妈妈

Ah the smart boy

那个聪明孩子

Yes the smart boy

是的那个聪明孩子

You are lucky

你很幸运啊

To have a smart son is a great joy

有个聪明的儿子是很幸福的事

I do not have that joy

而我没有这种幸福

Oh I'm sure that's not true

肯定不是这样的

Listen are you aware that Tam and Sheldon

我想请问一下您知道丹跟谢尔顿

are playing Dungeons & Dragons

在玩一个叫《龙与地下城》的游戏吗

Dungeons & Dragons

《龙与地下城》吗

Yes and it's filled with demons and satanic images

是的里面充斥着各种恶魔与撒旦的图像

你来跟这个白人女人谈吧我很忙

但我也有客人要照顾啊

拜托啦我都没对你有什么要求

你也没给我多少东西啊

So what is the problem with this game

所以这游戏是有什么问题

The problem is

问题在于

it goes against the teachings of the church

这内容有违教会的教导

All right Listen to me

好的请听我说

A problem is starving to death in a Communist reeducation camp

在越共的再教育营里被饿死那是个问题

A problem is not seeing your family for many years

你多年不能见自己家人

while you remove land mines from the Ho Chi Minh trail

还得去为胡志明小径扫除地雷时那是个问题

A game boys play with make believe demons

一个里面有幻想恶魔的小男生游戏

not a problem

不是个问题

Well I think they can all be problems

我觉得这些都算得上是问题啊

你就假装附和她她就会走了

I'm sorry I agree with you

对不起我同意你的说法

I will talk to Tam

我会去跟丹谈谈

Oh good Thank you

那太好了谢谢您

Well bye Nice meeting you

那不打扰了很高兴认识你

Five dollars

五块钱

So Pastor

牧师

How's things going at the church

最近教会还好吗

Please call me Jeff

不用客气叫我杰夫就行

And everything's going great

教会一切都很好

'cause I have the coolest boss

因为我有最赞的老板

I'm sorry but I'm kind of having a hard time

不好意思但我实在

feeling the Holy Spirit calling you Jeff

无法理解圣灵叫你杰夫

I'm I'm gonna stick with Pastor

我还是就叫你牧师吧

Sure

没问题

Thank you Pastor

谢谢你了牧师

Yeah that feels better

没错这样感觉舒服多了

So nice of you to come over Pastor Jeff

太感谢你来一趟了杰夫牧师

He prefers Jeff

他喜欢人家叫他杰夫

I'm sticking with Pastor

我就要叫他牧师

Wait I changed my mind I'm going with PJ

等等我改变主意了我要叫你牧杰[PJ]

Brings to mind pajamas but that's fine too

缩写跟睡衣一样不过也没事

Anyway I'm sorry to drag you into this

言归正传抱歉把您请过来处理

but it is demons so it's in your purview

但这事跟恶魔有关所以是您的管辖范围

It is indeed

的确是

In fact at a recent Young Baptist Leaders Conference

其实在最近的年轻浸信会领导会议

I attended a seminar on satanic leisure activities

我还去了撒旦娱乐活动研讨班

And

然后呢

And the important lesson is

然后重点就是

rather than have a parent or authority figure

与其让父母或权威人物

take the offending game away

来把这犯戒的游戏拿走

let God remove it root and stem

让神来拿走它连根拔起

Question PJ

提问牧杰

Uh how's the big guy do that

上头的大佬怎么做到这事呢

Simple Sheldon needs to start attending Sunday school

很简单谢尔顿得来主日学校

If he likes books with demons and devils

如果他喜欢有恶魔与魔鬼的书

I've got one that will blow his mind

我这里有一本书能让他心醉神迷

What book is that

什么书

The Bible George

《圣经》啊乔治

Sure yeah

当然啦

I think that's a wonderful idea

我觉得这个主意太棒了

Although I am concerned

不过我有点担心

that we may get a little pushback from Sheldon

谢尔顿可能会有些反抗

A little

有些吗

No I won't go

不要我才不去

I don't believe in God

我不信神

Well now what you believe in is not the point

现在你信不信并不是重点

Mary if I may

玛丽请让我...

Sheldon I understand you hope to be a scientist someday

谢尔顿我知道你有一天想当科学家

Yes sir

是的先生

Well let me ask you a question

那我问你一个问题

You say you don't believe in God

你说你不相信神

but what kind of scientist comes to a conclusion

但什么样的科学家会

without first doing the research

不做任何研究就下结论呢

A bad scientist

烂科学家

That's right

没错

So I'll see you Sunday morning at 8 00

那我们周日早上八点见吧

No you won't

不会见到我的

I cast a second level spell of invisibility on myself

我对自己施放二级法术隐身术

Well that game isn't making him any smarter

那游戏绝对没让他变聪明

Shelly why aren't you asleep

谢利你为什么还不睡觉

I'm studying for Sunday school

我在为主日学校做预习

You're reading the Bible

你在读圣经吗

That's wonderful

太好了

I do have a question

我有个问题

Sure what

没问题你问吧

Is there anyone in our town from the Amalek tribe

我们镇上有人是亚玛力部落的吗

I don't know why

我不知道呢怎么了

If there is we're supposed to kill them and their cows

按书上说法我们应该杀了他们与他们的牛

Well no There's no Amaleks

没有没有亚玛力人

Told you

我就跟你说吧

And lead us not into temptation

不叫我们遇见试探

but deliver us from evil

救我们脱离凶恶

For thine is the kingdom

因为国度

and the power and the glory

权柄荣耀

forever and ever Amen

全是你的直到永远阿门

Amen Very good

-阿门 -非常好

Now before we get started this morning

我们今天早上开始前

I want to introduce two new students

我想跟大家介绍两位新学生

Sheldon and Missy Cooper

谢尔顿与米希·库珀

Let's give them a warm welcome

让我们来欢迎他们

Yes Billy

怎么了比利

I know them

我认识他们

Thank you Billy

谢谢你比利

You're welcome Pastor Jeff

不客气杰夫牧师

Now uh last week

上周呢

we started talking about the Gospel of John

我们开始讲了约翰福音

Does anybody have a notion

有人有任何

as to what God's getting at in that passage

对神在那里面要说的话的见解吗

Yes Sheldon

来谢尔顿

Chapter one verse one states

约翰福音第一章第一节写到

"In the beginning was the Word

"太初有道

and the Word was with God and the Word was God "

道与神同在道就是神"

Well done

非常好

Thank you I read the gospels last night

谢谢我昨晚读了这福音

Suck up

马屁精

Did you know when the Bible says "The Word"

你知道当《圣经》里写到"道"的时候

they're translating the Greek expression "logos"

是从最初的希腊语"逻各斯"而来的吗

and logos means knowledge

而"逻各斯"的意思就是知识

Sounds like someone has a noggin full of "logos "

看来某人很有"逻各斯"呢

Yes Billy

比利你说

They live on my block

我们住同一条街

Terrific

太棒了

I can't believe he's reading the Bible

真不敢相信他在读《圣经》

I know

对啊

I'm actually grateful to that Dungeons & Dragons game

我其实还挺感谢《龙与地下城》这游戏

It helped lead him to God

它帮助我们带他走向神

Ixnay on the Odskay

言之过早

I'm done

完事了

You finished it

你读完了吗

All of it Ask me which birds are kosher

全读完了考我什么鸟是犹太洁食

I'll bite Which birds are kosher

这饵我咬了什么鸟是犹太洁食

Chickens yes Quail yes

鸡是鹌鹑也是

Owls surprisingly no

猫头鹰没想到居然不是

Well there ain't a lot of meat on them anyway

反正它们身上也没多少肉

Shelly

谢利

I'm so happy you're taking an interest in religion

我很高兴你对宗教产生了兴趣

I am

是啊

And I've decided to explore other religions too

所以我决定要再去了解其他宗教

What's this now

你说什么

Pastor Jeff encouraged me

杰夫牧师鼓励我

to approach religion scientifically

要用科学的方法接触宗教

so it only makes sense to enlarge my database

所以丰富我的资料库是很合理的

No your database is Baptist

不你的知识储备就是基督教浸信会

That's all the data you need

你只需要这些资料就够了

Baptist data

浸信会资料

What other religions you considering

你还考虑了其他哪些宗教

Buddhist Jewish

佛教犹太教

Hindu Catholic all of them

印度教天主教全都考虑

Nope Nope

不不行

That's not happening

不许这样

Well why

为什么

As an American don't I have freedom of religion

身为一个美国人我难道没有信仰自由吗

Those dungeons and dragons are looking pretty good

现在龙啊地下城啊那些玩意儿

right now aren't they

感觉没那么糟了吧

I'm also looking into voodoo

我还想要研究巫毒教

Tam you're Catholic right

丹你信仰天主教对吧

Yes

是啊

Explain it to me

跟我讲讲

Explain what

讲什么

Well for starters who do you pray to

比如先说说你向谁祷告

I guess Jesus God and Mary

大概是耶稣上帝与圣母玛利亚

Jesus isn't God

耶稣不是上帝吗

No he's his son

不是祂是祂儿子

But you do eat him and drink his blood

但你吃祂肉喝祂血

Oh there's also a ghost

还有个圣神[鬼]

but not the scary kind

但不是恐怖的那种鬼

Like Casper

像电影《鬼马小精灵》吗

Exactly

是的

And how does the pope work

那教宗是干嘛的

Well the pope lives in Italy

教宗住在意大利梵蒂冈

He has a special car and a big pointy hat

他有特殊的教宗座驾还有一顶大尖帽

It's a wonderful hat

是一定超赞的帽子

And is there anything else I should know about

还有什么我应该知道的东西吗

Every once in a while

你时不时

you have to confess your sins to a priest

就得去找一个神父告解罪恶

Not me I don't have any sins

我不用我没有任何罪恶

Then you have the sin of pride

那你有傲慢之罪

Your religion is making me feel bad

你的宗教让我自我感觉好差

That's how you know it's working

这样你才知道有效啊

Ms Hutchins what's your religion

哈钦斯女士你信仰什么宗教呢

I'm a Mormon why

我信仰摩门教怎么了

I'm conducting a research project

我在做一个调查报告

Can you tell me about being a Mormon

你能跟我说说摩门教吗

Well it started in New York

这是在纽约创立的

when a man found gold plates buried underground

有个人发现了一个被埋在地底的金页片

The plates said that

金页片上写了

when we die we get to go to our own planet

当我们去世之后我们会飞升到自己的星球

Unless you're a woman

除非你是个女人

then you have to go to your husband's planet

那你就会飞升到你丈夫的星球

But that won't be a problem for me

但我不会有这个问题

I don't have a husband

因为我没有老公

All I have is a cat

我只有我的喵星人

A big mean cat

一只又胖又凶的喵星人

Maybe I'll get to go to his planet

或许我有机会去它的星球

Lonely Cheryl on Planet Cat

喵星球上的孤寡谢丽尔

I like her She's funny

我喜欢她她好有意思

You're gonna love Ira He's a great guy

你会喜欢艾拉的他人很好

Is he your boyfriend

他是你的男朋友吗

Well he's one of them so let's not bring that up

是我其中一个所以别提这方面的事

Is this a good time

现在方便吗

Absolutely Come in come in

当然啦请进请进

Ira this is my grandson Sheldon

艾拉这是我外孙谢尔顿

Sheldon this is my friend Ira

谢尔顿这是我朋友艾拉

Hello Howdy

-你好啊 -你好

So Meemaw tells me you're Jewish

姥姥跟我说你是犹太人

Right to it huh

开门见山

All right let's do this

行来吧

Please sit down

请坐

Thank you so much for helping out

谢谢你帮忙啊

Aw Connie you know anything for you

康妮你懂的为你做什么都行

So Sheldon

谢尔顿

you hungry

你饿吗

You want a nosh

想吃纳西[点心]吗

I don't know I've never eaten a nosh

不知道啊我没吃过纳西

Uh no a nosh isn't a thing

不是啦纳西不是食物

it's a never mind

是... 算啦

Um would you care for some hard candy

你要来点硬糖吗

Are they kosher

这是洁食吗

Who are you my mother

你怎么像我妈一样啊

All right so what can I do for you

好啦我有何能为你效劳

What's it like to be Jewish

当犹太人是种什么感觉

Oh it's terrible I don't recommend it

烂透了我不建议

Why Well for starters

-为什么 -首先呢

your life is hemmed in by ancient pointless rules

你会被许多古老没用的条条框框所限制

There's a lot of yelling and uh

有很多吼来吼去的东西

you're probably not gonna get into a good country club

然后基本上你也进不了什么好的乡村俱乐部

What about God

那上帝呢

What about him

祂怎么了

Does he play a part in your life

祂也是你生活中的一部分吗

Well historically he's gotten a kick out of punishing us

从历史上来说祂教训我们教训挺爽的

What about Jesus

那耶稣呢

He was Jewish

他是犹太人啊

Oh we've got a lot of celebrities

我们犹太人出很多名人啊

Uh we've got uh we got William Shatner

我们有演员威廉·夏特纳

and Leonard Nimoy

还有演员伦纳德·尼莫伊

Kirk and Spock

寇克舰长与史波克吗

I want to be Jewish

我想当犹太人了

Hold on a second

你先慢着

Hold I got a question for you Sheldon

等... 谢尔顿我有个问题问你

When you grow up are you planning on living in Texas

当你长大之后你计划留在德州吗

Probably

大概吧

Then I strongly advise you to stay Baptist

那我强烈建议你继续信浸信会

Maybe even wear a cross

能戴个十字架就更好了

Why did you move to Texas

那你为什么搬来德州

Well that's simple

很简单啊

Medford had no Jews so there was an opening for one

梅德福这里没有犹太人刚好开放了一个名额

And you got it Good for you

而你得到了名额吗太厉害啦

I love this kid

我好喜欢这孩子

Me too

我也是

How's it going Good

-怎么样了 -很好啊

Did you know that Zoroaster believed in two gods

你知道波斯拜火教之祖信仰两个神吗

No I did not

我不知道呢

And the Taoists don't believe in God at all

而道教的人完全不相信有神

They believe in a principle of harmony

而是相信天人合一与自然和谐共处

How very nice for them

那他们很棒棒啊

Shelly I understand you enjoy researching things

谢利我知道你很喜欢研究东西

Love it

爱死了

But it's important to keep in mind

但有一件很重要的事要记住

that there is only one true God

世界上只有一个真神

That's called monotheism

你这个叫一神论

I have a book about it if you're interested

如果你有兴趣深入了解我这里有一本书

That's okay I have the book about it

没事我有最重要的"那本书"了

Would you be angry with me if I don't pick your religion

如果我没选你的宗教你会生我气吗

I could never be angry with you

我永远不会生你的气

You be a seeker of your own truth

你尽情去探索自己真理

Thanks Mom

谢谢妈妈

And if the truth turns out to be Satan

但如果你探索到的真理是撒旦

I will do battle with him

那我会与它对战到底

Welcome Sheldon

谢尔顿欢迎你

We've been waiting for you

我们已经等候你多时

Are you the Ten Commandments

你们是十诫吗

不是

We are one

我们是1

And zero

与0

We are the binary code

我们是二进制码

that underlies the universe

宇宙的基础

The ten thing is a common mistake

什么十诫只是常见的错误

I want to understand God

我想了解神

Can you help me

你们能帮我吗

Did you not hear what we just said

你没听懂我们刚才说的吗

It's a binary universe

这是个二元宇宙

God is yes and no

神就是是与否

Left and right

左与右

On and off

开与关

Something and nothing

有与无

Positive and negative

正与负

Male and female

男与女

Light and dark

光与暗

But why is there evil and suffering

那为什么世上会有邪恶与磨难呢

Well without evil and suffering

没有邪恶与磨难

there is no good and happiness

又怎么会有正义与幸福呢

Oh sure Binary

对哦二元嘛

Shall we give him the final piece of information

我们应该告诉他有关

that unlocks the secret of the universe

解开宇宙真相的最终信息吗

Why not

有何不可

At least one human being should know the reason for everything

世上至少该有一个人了解万物的起源

Sheldon

谢尔顿

before the universe began

在宇宙出现之前

Hey dummy

傻子

You're drooling all over your books

你口水都流到书上啦

不要啊

Zero was about to tell me the secret and you ruined it

0正准备告诉我那秘密被你给打断了

I never heard from One and Zero again

我之后再也没遇到过1与0

Although I was once visited by Nine when I had chickenpox

不过在我得水痘那会儿 9来找过我一次

He was a lot less funny than he thought he was

他完全没有他自觉的那么有趣

Okay "What God means to me "

好的 "神对我的意义"

Who'd like to go first

谁想第一个来

Billy

比利

I'd like to go third

我想当第三个

All righty

好的

Who's feeling brave

谁要当最勇敢的啊

Missy

米希

I'll go second

我当第二个

Great Does anybody want to go first

好有人想当第一个吗

I'll go

我来

Okay Come on up here Sheldon

好的你上台来谢尔顿

Let's hear what you got

来听听你的想法

I've spent the last week studying what people believe

我上周花了一周时间了解别人的信仰

and I've come to a conclusion

我最后得到了一个结论

And what's that

是什么

I'm starting my own religion

我要创立自己的宗教

I'm sorry what

抱歉你说什么

I'm calling it Mathology

我取名为数学神教

It's based on a universal binary system

核心主旨是宇宙是二进制的

That's terrific Sheldon but this is a Baptist Sunday school

非常棒谢尔顿但这里是浸信会主日学校

I know I'm here to convert everybody

我知道我是来这里改变大家信仰的

Any takers Okay

-有人吗 -好了

Let's go have a talk with your mom

我们去跟你妈妈谈谈

The only sin in Mathology is being stupid

数学神教唯一的罪就是当个笨蛋

Welcome to the church of Mathology

欢迎来到数学神教教堂

Today I'd like to talk about prime numbers

今天我想谈谈质数

and why they bring us joy

以及它们为何能带给我们喜悦

Hallelujah

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