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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Paige

佩吉

I'm so happy to see you

真高兴见到你

Are you happy to see me

你高兴见到我吗

Not immediately

没有立刻就高兴

I don't usually see young people at my lectures

我很少见到我的讲座上有这么年轻的朋友

I enjoyed your paper on accelerator mass spectrometry

我很喜欢您的加速剖谱法论文

and wanted to find out more

想要来了解更多东西

And you I read this magazine

-那你呢 -我读了这本杂志

Uh huh It has puzzles too

里面还有谜题呢

Well I think my parents are getting a divorce

我觉得我父母可能要离婚了

Why ‭ They fight all the time

-为什么 -他们整天吵架

I guess I'm lucky ‭ Why

-我想我很幸运吧 -为什么

I'm the glue that holds our family together

我是把我家凝聚在一起的粘合剂

What do you think of these

你觉得这双怎么样

They're nice but you're already taller than John

很好看但你已经比约翰高了

Won't they make that worse

穿这个情况不会更糟吗

No makes it better

不会是会变更好

He likes me to be dominating

他喜欢我当家做"主"

I don't want to hear that

我不想听你们的这些事

Sometimes he makes me wear these when we're

有时候他会叫我穿上就是在我们...

messing around

胡搞瞎搞的时候

I said I don't want to hear it

我都说了我不想听这些了

I wanted to say it

可我想说啊

All right I don't have the Sperry loafers in your size

斯佩里牌的乐福鞋没有你的号

but I do have the Hush Puppies

但暇步士牌的有

I don't wear brown Hush Puppies penny loafers

我不穿棕色暇步士乐福鞋

I wear brown Sperry penny loafers

我穿棕色斯佩里乐福鞋

But they're exactly the same

但他们看起来一样啊

Well do they come in a box that says Sperry penny loafers

那包装盒上会写斯佩里乐福鞋吗

Because that one says Hush Puppies

因为你这双写了暇步士

Just try 'em on honey

你就试穿看看嘛宝贝

What if I like them Well then we'll get them

-要是穿了我喜欢怎么办 -那我们就买啊

All right let's go over this again

好吧再说一遍

I don't wear brown Hush Puppies penny loafers

我不穿棕色暇步士乐福鞋

I wear brown Sperry

我穿棕色斯佩里...

Would you give us a moment

能等我们一会儿吗

Happily

乐意之至

When we get to the Hello Kitty store today

我们今天去凯蒂猫店的时候

remember I was the good child

请记得我是家里乖的那个小孩

Oh hi Mary

玛丽你好啊

Linda So good to see you

琳达很高兴见到你

Hi Sheldon Hello Paige

-你好啊谢尔顿 -你好佩吉

Hi Missy Hi

-你好米希 -你好

Look at these rain boots they have ducks on them

你快看这雨靴上面有小鸭鸭呢

And the ducks are wearing boots

而且那些小鸭鸭也有穿雨靴

Those are so cute

太可爱了

Well what a nice coincidence Yeah Good to see you

-真的是很巧啊 -对啊很巧

Yeah How are things

你最近怎么样啊

Well at the moment trying to get shoes for Sheldon

现在正在忙着让谢尔顿试鞋子

but they only have these not the ones he likes

但谢尔顿喜欢的牌子没货只有这牌子

Ah You know I think that brand is the same kind Einstein wore

你知道吗爱因斯坦好像是穿这牌子的鞋呢

Well I've never seen a picture of his feet

我没有看过他脚的照片

And you're a grown up so you wouldn't lie to me

而你是个大人所以你不会骗我

I guess I have no choice but to believe you

看来我只能选择相信你了

All right I'll try them

好吧我愿意试穿

Great

太好了

Thank you

万分感谢

Hey Mom can Missy and I go to the Hello Kitty store

妈我可以跟米希一起去凯蒂猫店吗

Well it's okay with me if it's okay with Mary

如果玛丽同意我就没问题

It's okay but you better be on your best behavior

没问题但你可要乖啊

I will I promise

我会的我保证

Go ahead

去吧

Boy you steal one pencil sharpener

天啊也就偷过一次卷笔刀

and you never hear the end of it

就永远都被叨叨个没完

How do they feel

穿起来感觉怎么样

My brand loyalty is being severely tested

我对原品牌的忠诚度正受到强烈考验

Did you guys know Paige speaks three languages

你们知道佩吉会说三种语言吗

Really That's impressive

真的吗那很厉害啊

You only speak one

你只会说一种

Two I'm learning conversational Klingon

两种我正在学会话克林贡语

That's impressive too

这也很厉害啊

Hey Mom can Paige sleep over this weekend

佩吉这周末能来我们家过夜吗

I guess if her mother says okay

可以吧人家妈妈同意就行

Wait where is she going to sleep

等等那她要睡哪里

In your bed You can sleep on the couch

你的床上啊你可以去睡沙发

Absolutely not

绝对不可能

I've already changed my brand of loafers

我已经换了我乐福鞋的牌子

I am not changing my sleeping quarters

我才不要换我睡觉的地点

How about you stay at Meemaw's You like that

那你去姥姥家睡呢你也喜欢去

No Meemaw has a date

不行姥姥有约会了

所以呢

So if those shoes I just bought do their job

如果我刚才买的鞋子有尽到职责

that will be a "No children allowed" scenario

那天晚上会是"小孩勿入"的情况

Well I'm sleeping in my bed and that's that

我要睡我的床这不会改变

Fine Paige and I can share my bed

行吧那我跟佩吉共睡一张床

You okay with that Shelly

这样你能接受吗谢利

I trust you two will stay quiet throughout the evening

我能相信你们俩可以整晚保持安静

and go to sleep at the appropriate time

并且在合理时间就睡觉吗

Absolutely

当然

All right then I'm okay with it Mom

那行妈妈我同意

How is he ever gonna get through this world

他以后怎么在社会上生存啊

Welcome come on in

欢迎请进

Oh thank you

谢谢

You look nice Going out to dinner with your husband

打扮得很漂亮啊要跟你老公出去共进晚餐吗

Ugh no Girlfriends

才不是是跟闺蜜

Hi Sheldon

你好啊谢尔顿

Hello

你好

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Chemistry homework for extra credit

写化学作业的加分项

Cute I did that last year

真可爱我去年也这么做了

Paige

佩吉

Missy

米希

Aw they're so sweet

她们真是太甜了

Yeah life'll suck that right out of them soon enough

生活很快就会把这些美好统统都吞噬殆尽

Well bye ‭Bye

-好啦再见 -再见

You got to meet my dolls I told them all about you

你一定得来看我的娃娃我跟它们说了你的事

"Cute I did that last year "

"真可爱我去年也这么做了"

Thank you for agreeing to the early bird dinner

谢谢你答应去吃早鸟晚餐

When I eat too late the food just sits right here

我要是太晚吃晚饭食物就会不消化

Yeah gettin' old is no party

是啊变老可没意思了

Oh I've had this problem since I was ten

我从10岁开始就这样了

When I was in grade school my nickname was Old Burpy

我小学的时候人家都叫我老嗝精

Well I will not be calling you that

我不会这么叫你

You can if you'd like

你想叫也行啊

I'm good

不用了

So I have a little surprise for you

我为你准备了一个小惊喜

Oh I love surprises Whatcha got

我喜欢惊喜你准备了什么

I'm going to learn to drive

我要学怎么开车

Really

真的吗

Yes

是的

While I love having you be the dominant personality

虽然我喜欢没人看的时候

behind closed doors I think out in public

让你当家做"主" 但我觉得在外嘛

I ought to take on more of a macho role

我也得稍微担起爷们的责任

Well you're macho enough for me John

约翰我觉得你已经够爷们了

but I would enjoy not having to drive us all the time

但偶尔不用我开车我也会很开心

Then it's settled

那就这么说定了

Well when do you start

那你什么时候开始去学

As soon as you teach me

你什么时候教我就什么时候学

Me Do you really think that's a good idea

我教啊你觉得这会是好主意吗

It's perfect I teach you about science

很完美啊我教你科学

so you can impress your grandson

让你能在你孙子面前长脸

and you teach me to drive so I can impress you

而你教我开车让我在你面前长脸

Okay but if we do this I'm in charge

行吧但如果要教一切就得我说了算

You have to do what I say when and how I tell you to do it

我说一你不许说二我怎么说你就立刻怎么做

Hubba hubba it's like we're back in the bedroom

哎哟妈呀感觉我们俩又回到床上了

Did you know that tea was discovered by accident

你知道茶叶被发现纯属意外吗

I didn't but I don't know lots of stuff

不知道不过我不知道的东西多了

The Emperor Shennong of China was boiling water in his garden

中国的神农氏在他的园子里烧水

and a leaf from a tea tree fell into his pot

而茶叶掉到了他的壶里

Tea comes from trees

茶是从树上来的吗

Where'd you think it comes from

不然你觉得它们是哪来的

The supermarket

超市来的

What the girls leave you out of their little picnic

什么女孩们没带你一起野餐吗

Oh they invited him

她们有邀请他啊

Well then why ain't you out there

那你为什么没去

Eat outdoors Do I look like a hippie to you

在外面吃饭我看起来像个嬉皮吗

I thought Paige was your friend

我还以为佩吉是你的朋友

She's more of a colleague

她比较像是我的同事吧

Although for reasons unknown

虽然不知为何

she's currently behaving like a ten year old

她现在表现得像个10岁小孩一样

Maybe that's because she is a ten year old

或许是因为她就10岁啊

Still no excuse

这不是借口

All right I'm just gonna come out and ask it

好了我要坦白问一件事

what the heck is a colleague

同事是什么鬼啊

Okay pick a number

好你选个数字

Three

三

One two three

一二三

Now pick a color

现在选个颜色

Pink duh

粉红还用说吗

The name of your future pony is

你未来的小马名字会叫...

Sparkle Sunshine

闪亮阳光

I would totally name it that

我完全有可能取这名字

Sheldon do you want to have your fortune read

谢尔顿你想要来占卜未来吗

Absolutely not

才不要呢

And I cannot believe a person as smart as you is doing it

我也不敢相信你这么聪明的人会玩这个

Why It's fun

有何不可很好玩啊

He doesn't know how to have fun he's an old man

他不知道怎么玩乐他就是小老头

I'm not an old man

我才不是老头

Oh yeah What's your favorite color

是吗那你最喜欢的颜色是什么

Khaki

卡其色

Old man

老头

I'm trying to sleep

我在试着睡觉呢

Come inside and play with us

进来跟我们一起玩嘛

Don't invite him

别邀请他

This is a girls' fort

这是女孩基地

not an old man fort

不是老头基地

I'm not an old man

我才不是老头

Then come inside

那就进来啊

Are you crazy It's bedtime

你疯了吗现在是睡觉时间了

Old man

老头

What are you doing

你们在做什么

We're tying Georgie's ankles together

我们在把小乔治的脚踝绑在一起

So when he gets out of bed he falls down

这样他下床的时候就会跌倒

But he could get hurt

他有可能会受伤呢

If we're lucky

那我们多幸运啊

Well I will not be a party to this

我绝不要加入这种行径之中

Old man

老头

That's when the bloodthirsty Goatman

这时嗜血的羊人

part goat part man

半羊半人

crept up on the sleeping children ‭No

慢慢地爬到睡着孩子的床上 -不可

and sank his sharp little teeth into their necks ‭No

-把他尖锐的牙齿刺入孩子的脖子 -不可以啊

and drank their blood

然后喝掉他们的血

不可能

Problem

有问题吗

Several First of all goats are herbivores

有好几个首先山羊是食草动物

They don't eat meat let alone drink blood

它们不吃肉更不可能饮血

Maybe the half man part drinks blood

或许是半人那部分要喝血呢

Don't even get me started on the "half man" stuff

我都不想解释"半人"有多不合理

Sheldon it's just a fun scary story

谢尔顿这不过是个好玩的恐怖故事

It's nonsense is what it is

这根本就是胡说八道

Old man

老头

I'm not an old man I'm ten

我不是老头我才10岁

More like 110

我看你更像110岁

You know I read that adults who had a stunted childhood

我读过一篇文章缺乏社交的小孩长大后

often become social misfits and weirdos

通常会变得古怪和不合群

You didn't read that you're making it up

你才没看过这文章你是瞎编的

like your goat story

跟你的山羊故事一样

Psychology Magazine February issue 1988

《心理学杂志》 1988年二月刊

Well um

好吧

That doesn't make it true

那这理论也未必是对的

Guess you'll find out when you're an adult

你长大后应该就知道了

I guess I will

我想会的

Well we know how this story ends

我们都知道故事的结局

I grew up to become a well adjusted and charming fellow

我长大后变成一个左右逢源讨人喜欢的人

But at that moment in time she had me worried

但在那一刻她着实让我担忧起来

Hey Georgie breakfast Mom made eggos

小乔治吃早餐了妈妈做了松饼

Eggos sweet

松饼好赞

Ow Dang it

我靠

《心理学杂志》

Oh dear

老天啊

What

怎么了

Paige was right

佩吉说得对

"There's ample evidence to indicate

"有充分证据表明

"That a stunted childhood can cause one to be maladjusted as an adult "

缺乏社交的孩子长大后可能会不适应社会"

Then I'm screwed

那我完蛋了

What do you mean

此话怎解

When I'm not in school I'm doing homework

我不在学校的时间都在做功课

When I'm not doing homework I'm practicing my cello

不做功课时都在练习大提琴

And when I'm not doing that

不练琴时

I'm working in my parents' store

都会在我爸妈的店里打工

That must be why we're friends

那一定是我们成为朋友的原因

We're both stunted

我们都缺乏社交

Sounds right

有道理

Well I for one plan to do something about it

我想做点什么来改变这个情况

Like what

比如呢

I'm going to goof off engage in horseplay

我准备游手好闲整人玩闹

and if time permits be quite immature

如果还有时间的话当个幼稚鬼

If time permits

如果还有时间

I have homework too

我也要做功课的啊

Would you like to join me in my shenanigans

你想跟我一起胡闹吗

No thanks

不了谢谢

Aren't you concerned about being a maladjusted adult

你不担心自己以后无法适应社会吗

Nah I'll just marry an American woman

不担心我以后娶一个美国女生

and hope she can fix me

祈求她能感化我就行了

德州车管所

I'm usually the one giving the tests

通常由我来给别人出考题

but uh today I'm taking one

但今天我要接受考试

No talking

不许交谈

And I usually say that to my students

通常我都是我对学生说这一句

What

什么

How's it going

做得怎么样了

I can't tell you There's no talking

我不能说考试期间不许交谈

No talking ‭Sorry

-不许交谈 -抱歉

Mind if I join you

我能加入吗

Doing what

做什么

Swinging ‭ Seriously

-荡秋千 -你认真的吗

Yes It's my hope to feel the wind in my hair

是的我想感受轻风拂过我秀发

and be carefree Um okay

-和无忧无虑的感觉 -行吧

Sheldon threw up on me Sheldon threw up on me

谢尔顿吐我身上了谢尔顿吐我身上了

Okay rearview mirrors

好了后视镜

Um all set

都调好了

Turn signal left Turn signal right

左转灯右转灯

Um foot on the brake

脚踩在刹车上

Transmission in drive

挂D档开车

You have to start the car first

你得先打火

Of course

对哦

Sorry I'm a bit nervous

抱歉我有点紧张

You're not alone

不止你一个人紧张

And here we go

走起

This is crazy

太疯狂了

I'm doing it

我做到了

Excuse me I was hoping to purchase

不好意思我想购买

some practical joke paraphernalia

一些恶作剧道具

so that I may behave childishly

好让我能表现得天真幼稚

Rack in the corner

就在角落里

Thank you

感激不尽

逗你玩

新奇玩具公司"

"好玩就要大喊逗你玩!"

"If it's funny it's a Bazinga "

"好玩就要大喊逗你玩"

Interesting

有意思

逗你玩

整人玩具公司

"好玩就要大喊逗你玩!"

Yellow light Yellow light

黄灯黄灯

It's okay keep going

没事继续开

But yellow means slow down

但黄灯亮起就要减速

You can't slow down in the intersection

在十字路口不能减速

Keep going

继续开

Are you sure ‭Yes

-你确定吗 -当然

Go Go

开啊快开

Oh God Oh God

苍天保佑

I'm so sorry

真对不起

It's okay we're fine

没关系我们平安无事

Nobody got hurt

没人受伤

I don't think I can do this Connie

我觉得我学不来康妮

Of course you can We're just getting started

当然可以啦我们才刚开始

No it's too much information I can't process it

不信息量太大了我无法消化

It was just a yellow light

不过是个黄灯而已

Not just the light There were other cars

不只是交通灯路上还有其他车

There's pedestrians

以及行人

There was a guy on a bicycle So

-还有骑自行车的人 -那又怎样

That's just too many random elements

有太多随机元素了

The the the stimuli are overwhelming

刺激源太多我承受不了

Okay Okay

好吧好吧

I'm sorry I know I'm letting you down

对不起我知道我让你失望了

Oh don't be silly You're not letting me down

说什么傻话你才没有

I love you whether you can drive or not

无论你会不会开车我都一样爱你

You love me

你爱我

Well I

我...

I suppose I do

我想是的

Am I allowed to reciprocate

我能回敬你这句话吗

Sure if that's the way you feel

可以啊如果你真这么想

Oh it is

我当然这么想了

I love you too Connie

我也爱你康妮

Well

这样啊

That's just great

这可真是太棒了

All righty ‭

好啦

Would you like to switch seats with me

你想跟我换位子吗

Yes but give me a minute

想但等我一下下

because my legs are a little wobbly

我惊魂未定腿还在发抖

Is that from the yellow light or the "I love yous"

是因为黄灯还是因为我们互相示爱了

Both

都有

Dad would you care for a piece of gum

爸爸你想来片口香糖吗

No thank you

不用了谢谢

Please take a piece of gum

拜托拿一片嘛

Why

为什么

Just please

求你嘛

Bazinga

逗你玩

You understand any of that

你知道他在搞什么吗

I don't know I guess he's just being a little boy

我不知道估计他只是童心发作

Since when

从几时开始的

Georgie Georgie

小乔治小乔治

What

干嘛

Would you like some salted mixed nuts

你想来点咸味什锦果仁吗

Nah

不了

Look they're the fancy kind

瞧是贵价货呢

That's a trick can

这是个整人罐子

No it's not

才不是

Listen When you shake it there's a rattling sound

你听晃动时有响声

as if nuts are inside

仿佛真的有果仁在里面

Fine

好吧

Bazinga

逗你玩

Sparks residence Billy speaking

这里是斯巴克斯家我是比利

This is the electric company

我是电力公司的人

Hello

你好

I'm calling to see if your refrigerator is running

我打来是想问你们家冰箱是否在运转

I'll go check

我去看看

I'm back It's running

我回来了在运转[逃跑]呢

Well then you better go catch it

那你最好赶紧去抓住它

Bazinga

逗你玩

This is Connie Tucker

我是康妮·塔克

Leave a message when you hear the beep

听到"哔"一声后请留言

Hello um Meemaw

你好姥姥

this is Sheldon

我是谢尔顿

If you were home I was going to say "Is Mr Wall there "

如果你在家的话我本来打算问 "沃尔[墙]先生在吗"

And then you would say "No "

然后你会说 "不在"

And then I would say "Is Mrs Wall there "

接着我会问 "那沃尔[墙]太太在吗"

And then you would say "No "

你就会回答 "不在"

And then I would say "Well if there are no walls

然后我会问 "如果你家没墙

then how does your roof stay up "

你的天花板怎么还没掉下来"

Um okay Bazinga

说完了逗你玩

That was pathetic

可悲透了

It was

确实

I'm not sure I'm cut out for these antics and shenanigans

我不确定我适合整人和恶作剧

I guess you're gonna grow up to be a weirdo

看来你长大后会变成怪咖

I suppose I am

估计是了

Life is so confusing

生活真让人摸不着头脑

I always hoped it would be easier for me

我一直希望长大后

when I grew up but

我的生活会变得容易些可是...

now I'm not so sure it will

现在我不确定了

It's gonna be all right

你不会有问题的

You were faking

你刚才是演的

Bazinga

逗你玩

And that's how I became

从那天起我就成为了

the madcap prankster all my friends know and love

我所有朋友公认和喜爱的整人大师

So John how was your first driving lesson

约翰你第一堂驾驶课上得如何

Intense

紧张刺激

At one point

有那么一刻

I was approaching an intersection

我快开到一个十字路口

The light was green but at the last moment

本来是绿灯但在最后时刻

it turned yellow

变成了黄灯

I didn't know what to do

我不知道该怎么做

Should I keep going Should I stop

我该继续开吗还是停下

There were other cars nearby

附近还有其他车

Connie was yelling

康妮在大声嚷嚷

A glare from the sun was in my eyes

我眼睛又被阳光刺到

So what happened

结果怎么样

Somehow I managed to make it through

我稀里糊涂开过了那个十字路口

turned on my directional

打了转向灯

and slowly pulled to the side of the road

然后慢慢靠边停下

That's how you tell a scary story

恐怖故事就该这么讲

In lighter news your meemaw loves me

说点轻松的你们姥姥爱我哦