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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

如觉得德州广阔试试去天堂看看

The Bible says a lot about love

《圣经》说过许多关于爱的事

"Love thy neighbor "

"爱你的邻居"

"For God so loved the world "

"神爱世人"

In First Corinthians it says "Love is patient

在《哥林多前书》中有写到 "爱是恒久忍耐

love is kind "

爱是恩慈"

But what does it mean to truly love someone

但真正爱一个人代表什么呢

You see Jesus showed us

你们看耶稣让我们看到...

You see that

你看到了吗

No But keep talking

没但你继续说

Why

为什么

'Cause I'm trying to unwrap a candy

因为我在偷偷拆开一个糖果

and I don't want anybody to hear

我不想别人听到撕包装纸的声音

How come she gets candy I want candy

为什么她可以吃糖我也想要

How come you're not shushing them

为什么你不嘘他们

Shh Shh

嘘嘘

Sometimes love is about the little things A smile

有时候爱是那些微不足道的东西比如微笑

Asking about their day

关心别人那天过得好吗

Writing an encouraging note

写给别人鼓励的字条

你帅炸了

See He's talking about Robin

看到没他其实是在对罗宾说

Who is Robin

谁啊

Pastor Jeff's girlfriend

杰夫牧师的女朋友

Mom set them up and now she thinks she's cool

妈撮合他们的现在她觉得自己牛逼了

Shh But I did set them up

嘘不过的确是我撮合的

Cool So let's see

-牛逼 -来看看

what Jesus has to say about that

耶稣对那有何看法

Thanks for coming Pastor Jeff

-谢谢你们今天来参加 -杰夫牧师

do chickens go to heaven

鸡死后会上天堂吗

Well the Bible doesn't say much about the souls of animals

《圣经》里面对动物灵魂着墨不多

but I like to believe that God loves all his creatures Why

但我愿意相信神爱着所有生物怎么啦

My dad wants to eat Matilda

我爸爸想把玛蒂尔达吃了

It's not as bad as it sounds

没有听起来那么糟啦

She stopped laying eggs

也就是她不能下蛋了

so it's off with her head and into the fryer

所以就只能刀起鸡头落再送入油锅了

Well I will pray for her little chicken soul

我会为她的鸡魂祈祷的

Just pray she's juicy

就祈祷她美味多汁吧

Hello Coopers Nice to see you as always

库珀一家你们好啊很高兴又见到你们

Lovely sermon today

今天的布道很有爱啊

I wouldn't know

我无法确定

I couldn't hear over all the candy wrappers and gossip

你的声音被糖果纸包装与八卦所覆盖了

That's enough Move along

说多了走吧

Actually Mary can I speak to you for a sec

其实玛丽方便借一步说话吗

Sure Um I'll be right there

没问题我很快就过来

Yeah make it quick I don't want to miss kickoff

你动作快点我可不像错过比赛开球

Church and football

上教堂还得看橄榄球吗

At least 60 Minutes is on tonight

幸好今晚有《60分钟》足以慰藉我心

美国老牌新闻杂志节目品质精良口碑上佳

Everything okay

一切都还好吧

Everything's wonderful

一切都太棒了

We're trying to keep this quiet but

我们尽量不要声张但...

We have decided to get married

我们决定要结婚了

Oh my gosh

天啊

Oh my gosh

我的老天

And we were hoping that you could help us plan the wedding

我们很希望能请你帮忙计划婚礼

Oh my gosh

我的天啊

I did it again I'm sorry

我又来了真是对不起

Um I would be honored

我会感到十分荣幸

Just something small and simple

就简单温馨那样就行了

So when were you thinking Uh spring summer

你们计划在什么时候呢来年春天夏天

Next Sunday

下周日

That is soon

很赶啊

Uh you're not

你不会是...

没有

Because we haven't you know

因为我们还没... 你懂的

But we would like to

但我们很想要...

But we can't 'cause I'm a pastor

但我们不可以因为我是牧师

But we can once we're married

但我们结婚之后就可以了

So Sunday it is

所以就周日吧

Okay Or maybe Saturday

-好的 -或者周六...

Ooh Saturday Even better

周六啊那又更好了

I cannot wait

人家都等不及了

Me either

我也是

Still here

我人还在呢

George

乔治

you will not believe what I get to do

你绝对不敢相信我得到了什么机会

What's that

什么

Plan Pastor Jeff's wedding

帮杰夫牧师计划婚礼

Oh isn't that nice

那可真是不错呢

Oh it's gonna be a lot of work

这工作量十分庞大

They want this done by next weekend

他们想在下周末就成婚

What he knock her up

怎么牧师把人家肚子搞大了吗

Been there

我是过来人啊

No He is a man of God

没有他信奉神

He cannot have a physical relationship outside holy matrimony

他在与人有神圣的婚姻后才能发生肉体关系

Oh so that's the rush

难怪那么着急了

Well yes

的确是啦

but they also seem very much in love

但他们看起来十分热恋啊

Love is great

爱情多美好

Anyway I am gonna be extra busy

总而言之我最近会非常忙

so I'm gonna need you to pick up the slack around here

所以我需要你在家里多帮点忙

You know

懂吧

The kids

照顾孩子们

Making meals

做饭

Sounds good

没问题

Wait what

等等什么

I need you to help out

我需要你的帮忙啊

So Pastor Jeff wants to get lucky

所以牧师想要爽一发

and I pay the price

却得是我付出代价吗

I am asking you to take care of your children

我是在请求你照顾你的孩子

And I'm asking you why can't your mother do it

而我是问[请求]你为啥不能叫你妈来干

George

乔治

Fine

行行行

That has to be the play of the game

刚才绝对是本场最精彩

maybe even the season

甚至是本季最精彩的一幕

And I can't believe what I just saw

我真不敢相信刚才看到了什么

Your dad can't eat Matilda

你爸爸不可以吃掉玛蒂尔达

Sure he can He eats everything

他当然可以啦他什么都吃

Billy you've raised her from a chick

比利她是你亲手养大的

She's like your child

她就像你的孩子一样

You wouldn't let somebody eat your child

人怎么会让别人吃掉自己的孩子呢

Does my child taste like chicken

我的孩子吃起来是鸡肉味的吗

Billy

比利

Missy

米希

Many inventions changed people's lives for the better

许多发明改善了人类的生活

the light bulb the polio vaccine

比如灯泡小儿麻痹症疫苗

and one that doesn't get enough credit

还有一样没得到人类足够感谢的东西

the home video cassette recorder

家用录像机

It didn't help keep people out of wheelchairs

它虽然不能让人类免于一辈子坐轮椅

but it did keep me from missing Star Trek

但他帮助我不用错过《星际旅行》

Captain's log stardate 44307 3

舰长日志星历44307.3

I am preparing to

我准备好要...

《海滩游侠》

不要

不要啊

Georgie

小乔治

Georgie why are there bathing suit ladies

小乔治为什么在吕克·皮卡尔上校该出现的地方

where Captain Picard should be

现在变成了穿泳衣的女人们

Georgie

小乔治

He's not home What's going on

他不在家怎么啦

Georgie taped over Star Trek The Next Generation

小乔治覆盖掉了我的《星际旅行:下一代》

So Watch something else

所以呢那你看别的节目嘛

I don't want to watch something else

我不想看别的

I want to watch Star Trek The Next Generation

我就想看《星际旅行:下一代》

And I want to feel bad for you but I don't

我也想替你感到难过啊但我难过不起来

The television station's in Houston

电视台在休士顿

Drive me there I'm sure they have a copy of it

载我过去我肯定他们有备份

I'm not driving to Houston

我才不要开去休士顿

Well then I should warn you I am very unhappy

那我先警告你我非常不高兴

Okay

行啊

In fact I am peeved

其实本皇十分震怒

Okay

好啊

I would slam this door right now

我十分想用力甩门

but it would startle me so just imagine I did

但那声音会吓到我你就想象我甩了吧

Okay

行吧

I'm sorry Robin couldn't be here

罗宾不能一起到场真可惜

She's working extra shifts

她在多倒几个班

so she can take some time off after the wedding

这样婚礼后就能多休几天

For a honeymoon How nice

为了去度蜜月吗真好

Where y'all going

你们打算去哪里

Oh we don't really plan on leaving the bedroom

我们就没打算要下床啦

Well um we have a lot to discuss

我们有很多需要讨论的环节

Reception flowers cake

喜宴花蛋糕

Like I said we're just looking for something simple

如我之前所说我们就想要简单办一下

Got it Nothing fancy

懂了不要铺张

Just elegant

就是高雅有格调

Right but a plain bare bones elegance

对不过是要简单骨感的那种格调

How many guests were you thinking

你打算邀请多少宾客

It doesn't have to be big I've been married before

不需要太盛大毕竟我都是二婚了

But Robin hasn't

但人家罗宾没结过啊

And you're our pastor

而且你是我们的牧师

Your congregation is gonna want to share in your special day

教会的会众都会想来祝贺这特别的一天

Those bones are sounding less bare

这骨头真是越来越多肉多汁啦

Sorry

抱歉

Your small elegant

你是要小小优雅

bare bones unforgettable simple special day

骨感难忘简单的大日子

Now let's talk centerpieces

现在来讨论桌面摆饰

None of my friends had recorded the episode

我所有的朋友都没有录那一集

I called Tam I called Dr Sturgis

我打给了丹还有斯特吉斯博士

Those were all my friends

他们是我所有的朋友

Engage

出发

《星际旅行》

勇踏入前人未至之电子布告栏境

《星际旅行》

Fortunately having a modem granted me

幸好拥有一个调制解调器让我拥有

access to an even better kind of friend

一种方式来联系更好的那种朋友

the kind you don't have to see or talk to

也就是不需要见面或交谈的朋友

Why would you bring that pecking poop machine into our home

你为什么要把会啄人的拉屎机器带进我们家

To save her life

为了救她一命

What about my life

那我的生命呢

She's not trying to kill you

她又不会杀你

Oh yeah Then why was there hate in her eyes

是吗那为什么她眼神中带有恨意

That's how everybody looks at you

任何人看你都带有恨意

I got lunch

我准备好午餐啦

Dad Missy put a chicken in my room

爸米希带了只鸡进我房间

The Sparks were gonna kill her and eat her

斯巴克斯家的人打算宰了她来吃

The hell's going on

你们在搞什么鬼

How could you

你怎么能这样

What

怎么了

I miss your mother

我好想念你妈妈

Would you look at these sugar flowers

看看这些糖花

I'm too busy looking at the price tag

我忙着看他们的标价呢

Judas Priest

我了个老天鹅啊

Oh you can't skimp on the cake

再省也不能省蛋糕钱啊

It's the focal point of the entire wedding

这可是整个婚礼的焦点

How about this We get a bunch of Ding Dongs

这样如何我们买一堆巧克力馅饼

stack them in the shape of a heart

把它们排成爱心的形状

Everybody's happy

大家都开心

You do not want your wife to look back at her wedding pictures

你不会想你老婆哪天翻看婚礼照片时

and see a pile of Ding Dongs

看到一叠巧克力馅饼

I'm not sure she's gonna care

我都不确定她在不在乎这个

She gonna care

她会在乎的

But there are more affordable cakes here that we can look at

不过是也有价钱比较友善的蛋糕可以看看

Thank you

谢谢

Maybe they have some stale ones in the back

或许后厨有一些不新鲜的蛋糕

that you can disappoint your bride with

可以让你买来让你的新娘失望

All right here I am

好啦老娘来了

What's the emergency

是有什么紧急的事

Sheldon's mad at Georgie 'cause he taped over his space show

谢尔顿在气小乔治因为他覆盖了他的太空节目

but now he's hiding in the garage

但现在他躲进了车库里

'cause Missy brought home Billy's chicken

因为米希把比利的鸡带回家了

And Missy's hiding in the bathroom

而米希正躲在浴室里

'cause I brought home fried chicken

因为我买了炸鸡回家

Good luck

祝你好运

Oh come on help me out

别这样帮帮我嘛

What are you doing to help

你打算做些什么来帮忙呢

I called your ass over here

我这不是把您请过来了嘛

Where's Mary

玛丽人呢

At church planning Pastor Jeff's wedding

在教堂忙着筹划杰夫牧师的婚礼

And she left you in charge Yeah

-她让你来管家吗 -是的

‭Well that was dumb

这决定蠢毙了

Thank you ‭ Okay

-就是说嘛 -好

Let's split up

我们分头行事

You want live chicken or dead chicken

你想处理活鸡还是死鸡问题

Right in there ‭Hi

-就在那边 -你们好呀

Hello ‭Hi

-你好 -嗨

See ya

再见啦

I'll take the chicken problems

鸡的问题我全包了

Girl in bedroom

带女孩进卧室

All yours

就归你管咯

Would you like to try it on

你想试穿看看效果吗

Oh no I'm not here for me

不我不是来给自己选的

Just helping a friend

只是帮朋友选

Oh too bad

好可惜哦

That dress would be stunning on you

你穿上那件婚纱一定美极了

Oh I would look like a princess

老娘一定会像公主一般国色天香

What do you think

你觉得这套怎么样

How handsome

真帅气啊

I feel like I'm in the presence of James Bond

感觉我面前站着的是007特工邦德本人呢

Well I don't have a license to kill

我是没有杀人的许可证啦

but I do have a license to officiate funerals

但我倒是有主持葬礼的执照

Should we pull some dresses for Robin

我们要不要帮罗宾选几款婚纱

I suppose How about that

估计要吧那件怎么样

Oh she'd hate that Keep looking

她一定不喜欢继续看别的

Come on and bring that bucket of chicken out of there

开门把那桶炸鸡也拿出来

No we're not eating it

不我们不能吃炸鸡

What if it was Matilda's friend

万一它是玛蒂尔达的朋友呢

Honey that one's from Kentucky

宝贝那只炸鸡来自肯塔基州

They didn't know each other

它俩并不认识

George

乔治

Why are you not in that bedroom

你怎么还没进那间卧室

Well I'm just thinking of what to say

我在思考该说些什么

They're teenagers

他们可是猴急的青少年

If you wait any longer they'll be done

你再拖久一点他们都完事啦

I'm just gonna grab a beer

我先喝瓶啤酒

George

乔治

Georgie

小乔治

What

干嘛

Door stays open

不准关门

Why We're just listening to music

为什么我们只是在听音乐而已

My house my rules

我的房子我说了算

And don't sit on the bed

还有别坐在床上

Where are we supposed to sit

那我们还能坐哪儿

Just not on the bed

总之别坐床上就行

Whatever

随便啦

He's just mad 'cause we're young and he's not

他生气只是因为我们青春年少而他已经人老珠黄

Done I made 'em sit on the floor

搞定我叫他们坐地上

Smart Nobody ever got pregnant on the floor

好睿智哦没有人在地上被搞大过肚子呢

Have you had the talk with that boy Of course

-你和那男孩谈过那种话题了吗 -当然

Really What'd you say

真的吗你都说什么了

You know the stuff

就是那些...

you know a father says when he has a talk with his son

当爹的和儿子谈这种话题时会说的话

Good Lord Did you tell him about protection

老天爷你有没有叫他做好保护措施

Oh come on Connie Well it's important

-别闹康妮 -这很重要啊

What if he knocks that poor girl up and ruins her life

万一他搞大那个可怜女孩的肚子毁了人家一生呢

Is that a swipe at me Well it depends

-你这是在指桑骂槐我吗 -看情况咯

Did you knock up my daughter and ruin her life

你有没有搞大我女儿的肚子毁了她一生呢

Wait I know the answer

等等我已经知道答案了

Hey for your information Mary is very happy

告诉你一声玛丽现在非常幸福

Robin's gonna look so beautiful in this

罗宾穿上它会很美的

Your wedding's gonna be perfect

你们的婚礼将会完美无瑕

‭Great Thank you

太好了谢谢

She won't have to go down to city hall

她不用穿着她唯一穿得下的裙子

wearing the only thing that still fits

去市政厅办登记手续

'cause she's trying to hide the fact that she's pregnant

就因为她拼命想隐藏被搞大的肚子

She's gonna get the wedding of her dreams

她会得到她梦想中的婚礼

If she cries on the dress

如果她哭脏了婚纱

do I have to buy it

我是不是就得买下来

You know it takes two people to get pregnant right

你知道要两个人才能怀孕的吧

I know that Does Georgie

我知道啊但小乔治知道吗

Probably We got cable now

应该知道吧我们家已经装有线电视了

Dad

爸爸

What

什么事

Is Matilda still in my closet

玛蒂尔达是不是还在我衣柜里

What

什么

That's a "Yes "

那就是"是"了

The bathroom's flooding

厕所淹水了

What happened I flushed a chicken leg

-出什么事了 -我把一根鸡腿冲下马桶

and water started going everywhere

水就涌上来流得到处都是

Chickens were your job

鸡的问题本来归你管的啊

Maybe I'm being punished Maybe I'm a bad person

也许这是上天对我的惩罚也许我是个坏人

That went in my mouth

还溅我嘴巴里了

Stay back

别过来

Calm down We're taking her home

淡定我们要送它回家

To be murdered

去被屠杀

Okay have fun

好玩得开心哦

Can y'all keep it down

你们能不能小声点

I have a bone to pick with you sir

我有事要和你理论先生

What'd I do

我做错了什么

You taped over my Star Trek episode

你覆盖了我那集《星际旅行》

那又怎样

So now I may never get to see it

现在我可能再也没机会看到了

What if it was a two parter

如果是上下集怎么办

I can't start a two parter on part two That's madness

我没看上集又怎么看下集呢那是人间惨剧啊

I think I'm gonna go

我还是走吧

Okay

好吧

Hola senorita

你好小姐[西语]

She's in my Spanish class

她是我西语课的同学

I'll call you later

我晚点再打给你

Te veo manana en la clase de español

[西语]

What

什么

That means "See you tomorrow in Spanish class "

这句话意思是 "明天西语课上见啦"

I was going to ask how you thought you did on Friday's quiz

我本来想问你周五的西语考试考得怎么样

but I'm guessing the answer is no bueno

不过现在看来应该是不咋地

Adios

拜拜

‭What

怎么了

I'm sorry

真抱歉

This is your wedding and I'm making it all about me

这是你的婚礼我却一直在说自己的事

No I mean you are but it's fine

是啦不过没关系

It's just every bride dreams of walking down the aisle

只是每个新娘都梦想自己走向圣坛结婚

and I never got to have that

而我却没那个机会

Still on you Okay

还是在说你的事行吧

I'm sorry I'll stop

不好意思我不说了

Hey even though I'm looking fly I'm still your pastor

虽然我现在看起来很帅气但我仍是你的牧师

Well

其实

it's more than the wedding

不只是因为婚礼

Overnight I became a wife and a mother

一夜之间我就变成了人妻和人母

I feel like I missed out on a lot

我觉得自己错过了很多

Well sometimes the Lord has his own plans for us

有时主对我们自有其安排

And if it helps Robin and I always talk about

这也许能安慰到你我和罗宾经常谈起

how much we admire you and your family

我们有多羡慕你和你的家庭

Really

真的吗

Your marriage may have gotten off to a rough start

你的婚姻初期也许有点不顺

but if that's what it took to get where you are

但如果那是带领你走到今天的必经之路

maybe God knew what he was doing

也许一切上帝自有安排

You know what

我说

Let's get back to planning your wedding

我们还是继续策划你的婚礼吧

Oh no You're done

不你被开了

You may be a great wife and mother but you stink at this

你也许是个好妻子好妈妈但你策划婚礼糟透了

That's fair

这也挺公平

Do I have to

我一定要聊这个吗

You want to add grandkids to this mess

你这苦逼的生活还想多加个孙子雪上加霜吗

God no

当然不想

Georgie we need to talk

小乔治我们得谈谈

What now

又干嘛

You're of an age where your body has

你到现在这个年纪身体会有...

urges

各种冲动

Oh my God

我的天啊

Georgie you need to hear this

小乔治你得认真听

From both of you

我还得听你们俩说吗

W Well who do you want to hear it from

那你想听谁说

No one But if I got to pick I guess you

谁都不想但如果非选不可我选你

Good choice

选得好

Don't forget to tell him about venereal disease

别忘了告诉他什么是花柳病

This next part's so great

接下来这段非常精彩

Yes sir I'm aware of that

是的长官我知道此事

The Academy

星舰学院吗

I just received a message from Admiral Nsomeka

我刚收到恩桑姆卡舰队司令的消息

She expects you

她希望你...

What's going on here

这是什么情况

Wesley Crusher was just accepted into Starfleet Academy

卫斯理·克拉希尔刚被招收入星舰学院

and for his final mission he's accompanying Picard

他最后一个任务就是跟随皮卡德舰长

on a shuttle mission to Pentarus Five

搭乘穿梭机到潘托里斯五星进行外交

No I mean who's your friend

不我是问你这位朋友是谁

Oh he's not a friend He's a stranger

他不是我的朋友他只是个陌生人

I met him on a Star Trek bulletin board

我是在《星际旅行》电子公告栏上遇到他的

He had a copy of the episode

我被小乔治覆盖了的那一集

Georgie taped over and brought it here

他有备份他带过来了

Hello I'm Nathan

你好我是内森

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave Nathan

恐怕我得请你离开了内森

Okay

好吧

But I'm taking my tape with me ‭ That's fine

-但我要把录像带带走 -没问题

No I need to see the end No you don't

-不行我必须看完结局 -没有的事

Does anyone read us

有人收到吗

And I know your mom would want me

我知道你妈会希望我

to tell you to wait till marriage

叫你等婚后再做那件事

but I also know you're probably not going to

但我也知道你八成等不及

Did you

你当年有忍到婚后吗

The important thing is that when you're with a girl

重要的是你和女孩子在一起时...

You know how when we're running practice drills

我们橄榄球实操练习时

and we wear protection so both people are safe

都会戴上护具保护双方球员对吗

Yeah

是的

Well there you go

就是这样啦

What

什么啊

Same thing but with your privates

一回事不过是戴在你们私处的"护具"

Please leave Thank you

-请你离开 -感激不尽

Wesley

卫斯理

you will be missed

我们会想念你的

That was excellent

这结局太棒了

Yeah top notch Get out

是啊一流给老娘滚

Yeah I think that turned out pretty

好啦我觉得我们谈得挺...

Who the hell is this

这特么是谁啊

This is Nathan He's been to four Comic Cons

他是内森他去过四次漫展呢

And he's leaving

现在他要走了

Are you sure

你确定吗

Beam your ass out of here

赶紧把你自己传送走

Yes ma'am

是女士

One to beam up

准备传送一人

Energize

去物质化

Okay that last part didn't happen

好吧最后那部分并没发生

but boy would that have been neat

但要是真发生了可就酷到没朋友

That was so neat

酷到没朋友啊

Forgot my tape

我忘拿录像带了

Energize

去物质化

I miss him already

我已经开始想他了

Robin and Jeffrey by their solemn vows

杰夫里和罗宾在上帝面前

freely made before God

自由许下庄严誓言

Pastor Jeff and Officer Robin finally had their ceremony

杰夫牧师和罗宾警官终于举行了婚礼

which was nice for them but meant I had to go to church

对他们是挺好但我为此周六还得去教堂

on a Saturday and watch old people kiss

并被迫观看老年人接吻

You may kiss the bride

你可以亲吻新娘了

A little less conversation Elvis Presley

No tongue No tongue Oh there it is

别伸舌头别伸舌头好吧伸了

Where are they going in such a hurry

他们急冲冲的赶着去哪啊

Probably to unwrap their presents

肯定是急着去撕开礼物包装

Something's getting unwrapped

反正有东西要被撕开咯

Told you

我说了吧