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Nobody
else
is
stronger
than
I
am
世上没人比我强壮
Yesterday
I
moved
a
mountain
昨天我移了一座山
I
bet
I
could
be
your
hero
我相信我能当你的英雄
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
Not
all
science
is
created
equal.
各种科学学科并非平等
There's
physics
the
undisputed
king
of
science.
比如物理 无可争辩的科学之王
There's
chemistry.
It's
no
physics
还有化学 虽然比不上物理
but
it's
not
a
bad
way
to
pass
a
rainy
afternoon.
但用来打发下雨的午后时光也还不错
And
then
there's
biology
还有生物学
the
squishiest
of
the
sciences.
科学里最黏糊糊的一门
Once
you
have
deposited
enough
saliva
等你们加入了足够的口水
in
the
blue
Benedict's
solution
进到蓝色本尼迪特溶液后
we'll
mix
it
in
the
centrifuge.
我们就将它们放入离心机中混合
After
that
we'll
pass
it
through
the
spectrometer
之后我们再使用分光光度计
to
measure
how
much
glucose
is
present.
来测定其中含有多少葡萄糖
And
won't
that
be
a
party
是不是想想就好玩啊
Sheldon.
谢尔顿
Oh
dear.
Oh
dear.
天啊 天啊
It's
warm.
Oh
dear.
还是温的 天啊
And
then
there
was
some
extra
money
in
the
budget
然后还剩一点多余的预算
so
I
was
able
to
order
those
tackling
dummies
I
had
my
eye
on.
我就去添购我想买很久的擒抱练习假人了
I
don't
understand
why
the
football
program
gets
我不懂为什么橄榄球队
so
much
money
while
the
equipment
in
the
science
lab
预算这么多 而科学教室里的设备
is
outdated
and
falling
apart.
过时到都开始坏了
Oh
I
can
explain
that.
我可以解释
This
is
Texas.
因为这里是德州
Pass
the
ribs.
把肋排递过来
Well
it's
not
fair.
这样不公平
It's
a
school.
这是学校
Education
should
be
their
priority.
教育应该摆在第一位
All
right
I'll
explain
it
again...
好 我再跟你解释一次
I
think
Shelly's
got
a
point.
我觉得谢利说的话不无道理
The
school
is
supposed
to
prepare
these
kids
for
the
future.
学校应该是帮助孩子们做好未来的准备
How
many
of
'em
are
gonna
be
professional
football
players
这些孩子里有多少人能成为专业橄榄球运动员呢
No
one
at
this
table.
这张桌上没有
But
how
many
of
'em
are
gonna
be
scientists
那有多少人会成为科学家呢
I
know.
我知道
George
isn't
there
a
way
they
can
take
some
乔治 难道就没有办法
of
the
football
money
and
spend
it
on
science
分一点橄榄球队的预算给科学教室吗
Really
I
need
to
explain
it
again
不是吧 需要我再解释一次吗
You
know
Moon
Pie
in
the
'60s
when
the
hippies
wanted
to
change
things
小饼饼 在60年代 当嬉皮士想要求改革时
they
would
just
protest.
他们就会去抗议
You
were
a
hippie
Oh
no.
-你以前是嬉皮士吗 -当然不是
But
I
wrote
a
letter
complaining
about
the
hippies
但我曾经写信投诉过那些嬉皮士
and
the
police
chased
'em
right
out
of
that
park.
然后警察把他们赶出了公园
So
my
point
is...
所以我的重点是...
maybe
you
could
write
a
letter.
或许你可以写一封信
Ooh
Maybe
I
can
lodge
a
formal
complaint
或许我可以发一封正式投诉信
with
the
school
board
about
the
sports
budget
infringing
给学校董事会表示体育部门侵占了
on
the
other
departments.
其他部门的预算
Okay
last
time
行了 我最后说一次
Canada
加拿大
the
other
states
其他州
us.
以及我大德州
What
are
you
doing
standing
there
你站在这里干嘛
I
wrote
a
formal
complaint
letter
to
the
school
board
我写了一封正式投诉信给学校董事会
on
how
much
money
is
spent
on
football.
是有关橄榄球队花掉了多少学校预算
I
was
hoping
you
could
deliver
it
to
them.
我是希望你能转交给他们
You
do
realize
your
father's
a
coach
here.
你知道你爸爸是我校橄榄球队的教练吧
Yes
sir
I
do.
是的先生 我知道
Maybe
you
ought
to
talk
to
him
about
this
first.
或许你应该先跟他谈谈这事
I
did.
我们谈过了
He
didn't
care
for
the
idea
at
all.
他完全懒得鸟我这想法
Well
there
you
go.
那就是啦
There
I
go
what
是什么啊
Let
me
see
that.
我看看
"Barbaric
sport...
encourages
bloodlust
similar
"野蛮的运动... 提倡血腥暴力
to
Roman
gladiator
games...
与罗马角斗士相似
Christians
lions...
基督徒 狮子
money
better
spent
on
science
and
learning."
预算最好花在科学与学习上"
You're
joking
right
你是在开玩笑的吧
Did
you
see
the
word
"bazinga"
anywhere
in
that
letter
你有在信里的任何一处看到"逗你玩"吗
Out.
出去
I'll
just
have
to
go
over
his
head.
看来我只能越级上访了
投票将在下周进行
竞选学生会主席
President
Cooper.
库珀主席
That's
serendipitous.
踏破铁鞋无觅处啊
Hello.
你好
What
干嘛
I
understand
that
you're
in
charge
of
student
elections.
据我了解 您是学生会选举的负责人
I
am.
是的
I'd
like
to
run
for
class
president.
我想要参选学生会主席
Really
真的假的
Really.
真的
Okay.
行
You
can
sign
up
but
I
have
to
warn
you
你可以报名 但我先提醒你
you'll
be
running
against
Nell
Cavanaugh.
你的对手将会是内尔·卡瓦诺
So
所以呢
She's
well
liked
by
the
student
body.
她广受全体学生喜爱
So
所以呢
These
elections
tend
to
be
a
bit
of
a
popularity
contest.
这些选举其实常变得更像是人气票选
So
You're
gonna
make
me
say
it
huh
-所以呢 -你就是要逼我直说出来是吧
Say
what
说什么
People
don't
like
you.
大家不喜欢你
Well
as
my
meemaw
likes
to
say
water
off
a
duck's
back.
就像我姥姥常说的 这话如水过鸭背 毫无影响
Elections
shouldn't
be
about
popularity.
选举不应该变成人气票选
They
should
be
about
who
has
the
best
ideas.
应该是选出有最好主意的人
And
what's
your
idea
那你有什么主意
Less
money
on
football
缩减橄榄球队预算
more
on
science.
注入科学学习上
Really.
是吗
Guess
what.
I'm
running
for
class
president.
你猜怎么着 我要参选学生会主席啦
Good
for
you.
那很棒啊
You're
encouraging
him
你还鼓励他吗
He's
gonna
get
destroyed.
他会被人搞得体无完肤
You
don't
know
that.
你怎么知道一定会这样
I
feel
like
I
do.
我感觉我真的知道
Well
whether
you
win
or
not
无论你最后是否赢得选举
I
think
it's
great
that
you're
trying.
我觉得你愿意尝试就很棒了
But
you
think
I'll
win
right
但你觉得我会赢的吧
God's
listening
Mom.
人在说 上帝在听 老妈
I
think
it's
certainly
possible.
我觉得你绝对有可能胜选
Do
you
have
a
campaign
strategy
你有竞选策略了吗
No.
没有
Do
you
have
a
catchy
slogan
那你有朗朗上口的口号吗
No.
没有
Does
he
have
a
shot
at
winning
他有胜选的可能吗
No.
没有
Hello
I'd
like
to
speak
to
the
mayor
please.
您好 我想跟市长通话 谢谢
My
name
is
Sheldon
Cooper.
我的名字叫谢尔顿·库珀
I'm
running
for
class
president
我将要参选学生会主席
and
was
hoping
he
could
give
me
some
advice.
希望能跟他请教选举事情
I'm
ten
years
old.
我10岁
But
if
it
helps
get
him
on
the
phone
但如果能让他更愿意接电话
I'm
well
behaved
a
straight
A
student
请告诉他我举止良好 成绩出色
and
have
impeccable
hygiene.
卫生习惯更是无懈可击
Hello.
你好
This
is
Mayor
Harrison.
我是哈里森市长
I
understand
you
are
running
for
office.
我听说你要参选
Class
president.
选学生会主席
Do
you
have
any
advice
on
how
to
win
您有任何帮助胜选的建议分享吗
The
most
important
thing
is
to
get
out
there
最重要的事情就是走入选区
and
connect
with
people.
与选民们建立感情
That's
tricky.
这有点难啊
I'm
not
terribly
fond
of
people.
我不是这么喜欢跟人接触
Well
you
might
need
to
get
over
that.
那你可能得克服这一点
Assuming
I
can
假设我能做到这个
how
do
I
connect
with
them
我该如何跟他们建立起感情呢
A
friendly
handshake
is
a
great
start.
一个友善的握手是很好的开始
Oh
boy.
要命
Now
I
have
to
touch
them
现在我还得碰他们吗
Over
the
next
few
days
在接下来的几天中
I
mounted
my
campaign.
我开始了竞选活动
My
name
is
Sheldon
Cooper
and
I'm
runing
for
class
president.
我叫谢尔顿·库珀 我将要竞选学生会主席
Okay.
好吧
Put
her
there.
来握个爪吧
Greetings
fellow
students.
各位同学 你们好啊
I'm
running
for
class
president.
我将要竞选学生会主席
Here's
a
button.
这是我的选民纪念胸章
Have
a
grown
up
put
them
on
you.
记得请大人帮你们别上
They're
sharp.
针很锋利
Hello.
你好
I'm
Sheldon
Cooper
我叫谢尔顿·库珀
and
I'm
running
for
class
president.
我将要竞选学生会主席
Yeah
I
understand
you
had
a
baby
last
year.
-然后呢 -据我了解 你去年生过孩子
If
you
bring
it
in
I'll
try
to
kiss
it.
如果你带它来 我会试着亲它
Vote
Sheldon
for
class
president.
一人一票让谢尔顿当学生会主席
Vote
Sheldon
for
class
president.
一人一票让谢尔顿当学生会主席
Vote
Sheldon
for
class
president.
一人一票让谢尔顿当学生会主席
Don't
worry
it's
a
number
two.
别担心 是2B铅笔
You
can
use
it
on
standardized
tests.
正常考试都能使用
Okay.
好吧
And
of
course
homework.
当然啦 写作业也能用
I
love
homework.
我可喜欢作业了
Well
it's
so
nice
to
finally
meet
you.
很高兴终于见到你了
I'm
Nell
Cavanaugh.
我叫内尔·卡瓦诺
My
opponent.
我的竞选对手
I
would
shake
your
hand
but
my
mom
is
washing
my
mittens.
我很乐意跟你握手 但我的手套我妈拿去洗了
Okay.
好吧
She
was
really
nice.
她人很好呢
She
even
said
"May
the
best
student
win."
她还说"希望最适任的学生能赢"
That's
sweet.
那很棒啊
This
was
a
great
idea.
这真是个好主意
Children
like
cupcakes
and
by
giving
them
cupcakes
孩子们都喜欢小蛋糕 通过送他们小蛋糕
they'll
transfer
that
affinity
to
me.
他们就会把这喜爱转移到我身上
That's
another
way
of
looking
at
it.
也是可以用这个角度看啦
By
that
reasoning
a
rich
person
could
simply
buy
people's
votes.
根据这个道理 有钱人可以轻松买到选票
It's
been
known
to
happen.
买票不是什么新鲜事了
Until
my
ship
comes
in
等我也有钱了
I
guess
it's
cupcakes.
应该是说等我的小蛋糕好了吧
Georgie
check
it
out.
小乔治 你看看
请投谢尔顿一票
Oh
man
I
hate
that
he's
doing
this.
妈呀 我真的很讨厌他这样
What
It's
cute.
怎么会 很萌啊
It's
embarrassing.
太丢我脸了
I
would
think
you'd
be
proud
of
him.
我觉得你应该会以他为荣才对啊
That's
'cause
you're
a
better
person
than
me.
那是因为你是个比我好太多的人
Maybe
you
ought
to
ask
God
to
take
away
your
anger
或许你该请求上帝把你的愤怒拿走
and
replace
it
with
love.
并将之转为爱
Can
I
ask
him
to
take
away
my
brother
instead
那我能请求他改把我弟弟带走吗
Georgie.
小乔治
Not
kill
him
不是拿去宰了啦
just
strand
him
on
an
island
somewhere.
只是把他放逐到某个孤岛上而已
A
nice
island
一个美好的岛屿
with
coconuts
and
stuff.
上面有椰子那一类的东西
就是投给作业加量一票
投谢尔顿一票
"我最爱作业了"
请投内尔·卡瓦诺一票
Nell
Cavanaugh
内尔·卡瓦诺
it
appears
we're
taking
the
mittens
off.
看来我们是要脱手套决斗一场了
Well
that's
unfortunate.
这真是坏啊
Oh
this
goes
well
beyond
unfortunate.
这何止是坏啊
It's
flat
out
unfair.
这是大大的不公
Did
you
not
say
that
you
love
homework
那你没说过你最爱作业吗
Of
course
I
said
it.
I
say
it
all
the
time.
我当然说过啊 我整天说
But
she
took
it
out
of
context
and
is
using
it
against
me.
但她断章取义 再用那话来攻击我
Well
that
is
what
happens
in
politics.
政治就是这样啊
People
stretch
the
truth.
人们扭曲事实
Well
those
people
are
dirty
dogs.
那些人可真是狗啊
They
certainly
are.
他们绝对是
Now
let
me
ask
you
something.
让我问你个问题
How
bad
do
you
want
to
win
this
election
你有多想赢这场选举
Bad
enough
to
let
105
kids
shake
my
mitten.
想赢到愿意让105个孩子握我的手套
Okay
then
you
need
to
toughen
up.
行 那你就得硬气起来
Politics
is
not
for
the
weak
kneed.
政治不是给弱鸡玩的
Are
you
suggesting
that
I
fight
fire
with
fire
你是在建议我以毒攻毒吗
I
am.
是的
So
going
to
my
room
and
crying
in
my
pillow
is
not
an
option
所以我回房间对着枕头哭是不行的
It
is
not.
不行
Then
I
have
some
thinking
to
do.
那我得好好琢磨琢磨了
Oh
yeah.
是的
You're
screwed.
你死定了
Which
is
why
I
need
your
help.
所以我需要你的帮助
Why
me
为什么找我
You're
ruthless.
你冷血无情
I've
seen
you
cheat
at
Candy
Land.
你玩桌游《糖果乐园》都作弊
Thanks.
Go
on.
多谢夸奖 继续说
Well
I'd
like
to
retaliate
我想报复
but
I
don't
know
anything
about
her.
但我对她一无所知
Make
something
up.
那就编些负面的事
Ooh
tell
people
she
has
head
lice.
告诉大家她长了头虱
I
won't
resort
to
lying.
我不想靠说谎达到目的
There's
a
Denise
Cavanaugh
in
my
class.
我班上有一个丹妮丝·卡瓦诺
Could
be
her
little
sister.
这人可能是她姐姐
So
所以呢
I'll
see
if
I
can
dig
up
something
about
Nell
我看能不能从她那套出内尔的黑料
you
can
use
against
her.
你可以拿来攻击她
Thank
you.
谢谢你
Georgie
I
hate
to
have
to
ask
this
小乔治 我觉得问出口很失礼
but
are
you
going
to
vote
for
me
不过你打算投票给我吗
No.
Go
away.
不 走开
Are
you
sure
你确定吗
If
I
win
I
can
make
you
a
hall
monitor.
如果我赢了 就任命你为走廊纠察员
Imagine
the
respect
you'll
get
then.
想想你会得到多少尊敬
Get
lost.
滚吧
Lord
主啊
please
take
away
my
anger
toward
my
stupid
brother.
请您浇熄我被我蠢弟弟激起的怒火吧
My
life
is
hard
enough.
我的生活已经很苦
Don't
let
him
be
president.
别让他当上学生会主席
And
while
we're
talking
趁刚好在聊天
Veronica
help
me
out.
维罗妮卡的事 就拜托你啦
Encourage
her
to
do
something
with
me
she'll
regret.
鼓励她跟我做些她以后会后悔的坏事
Amen.
阿门
Remember
记好了
tomorrow
we'll
be
dissecting
worms
明天我们要解剖蚯蚓
Ah
your
sadness
makes
me
happy.
你们的悲伤使我快乐
Mr.
Givens
I
just
wanted
you
to
know
吉文斯老师 我想告诉你一声
that
I'm
still
working
hard
on
my
campaign
我仍在努力参选
to
get
more
funding
for
the
science
department.
希望能为科学部门争取到更多资金
Oh
great
'cause
I've
got
to
dig
up
tomorrow's
worms
myself.
太好了 因为明天的蚯蚓我还得自己挖
Anything
you
can
do
to
help
me
win
a
decisive
victory
如果有能助我在选举日当天得到决定性胜利的事
come
Election
Day
would
be
much
appreciated.
那可能就要拜托您啦
Oh
well
I'm
sorry
Sheldon
抱歉 谢尔顿
the
faculty
doesn't
get
involved
in
student
elections.
教职员不能介入学生竞选
Oh
I
understand.
我明白
You
have
to
remain
neutral.
Wink
wink.
你必须保持中立 会心眨眼
I'm
sorry
wink
wink
什么是会心眨眼
You
want
new
science
equipment
and
I
want
that
for
you.
你想要新的科学设备 我希望你如愿
One
hand
washes
the
other.
Wink
wink.
互相帮助达到双赢 会心眨眼
Oh
sure
wink
wink.
懂了 会心眨眼
Now
you're
getting
it.
Wink
wink.
现在你懂啦 会心眨眼
Wink
wink.
会心眨眼
Wink
wink.
会心眨眼
That
kid
creeps
me
out.
那孩子总是吓得我汗毛直立
Another
hurdle
in
my
political
career
was
glossophobia
我政治生涯的另一障碍就是演讲恐惧症
fear
of
public
speaking.
害怕公开发言
I've
been
known
to
experience
dry
mouth
perspiration
众人皆知我会口干舌焦 满头大汗
heart
palpitations
and
fainting.
心悸 以及昏厥
A
similar
response
to
what
I
experience
跟我遇到没绑狗绳的狗时
around
unleashed
dogs.
出现的症状差不多
Hello
this
is
Sheldon
Cooper.
你好 我是谢尔顿·库珀
Can
I
please
speak
with
Pastor
Jeff
请叫杰夫牧师接电话
Hold
on.
等一下
Hey
Sheldon
what
can
I
do
for
you
谢尔顿 有什么能帮你的吗
I
need
to
give
a
speech
at
school
我要在学校演讲
but
I
have
a
fear
of
public
speaking.
但我害怕在公开场合发言
Since
you
give
a
sermon
every
Sunday
而你每周日都会在教堂布道
I
was
hoping
you'd
have
some
words
of
advice.
我希望你能给我些建议
As
a
matter
of
fact
I
do.
我还真有建议能给你
When
I
look
down
on
my
congregation
and
I
feel
nervous
当我看着台下一众教友 并感到紧张时
I
just
ask
the
Lord
to
speak
through
me.
我就请求主透过我来发言
Like
a
ventriloquist
像腹语师那样吗
Not
exactly.
不完全是
I
think
of
it
more
as
a...
我认为更像是...
Like
one
of
the
Muppets
像布偶一样吗
No
not
that
either.
不 也不是
'Cause
you
do
look
a
little
like
Kermit.
因为你的确长得挺像那只科密特青蛙
Uh
okay
good
luck
to
you
Sheldon.
好了 祝你好运 谢尔顿
Hello.
喂
Dr.
Sturgis.
Can
you
give
me
any
advice
斯特吉斯博士 你能否给我些建议
on
how
to
overcome
a
fear
of
public
speaking
如何克服对公开演讲的恐惧
Ah
you
know
when
I
was
a
young
man
我年轻的时候
I
had
a
terrible
fear
of
speaking
to
an
audience.
就很惧怕在众人面前发言
What
did
you
do
你怎么克服的
Actually
it
kinda
took
care
of
itself.
事实上 这毛病自己迎刃而解了
One
day
I
was
uh
playing
miniature
golf
有一天 我在跟同事
with
some
colleagues
and
I
got
struck
by
lightning.
打小型高尔夫 结果被闪电劈到
Oh
dear.
No
it
was
fine.
-天啊 -我没事
When
I
came
to
I
found
myself
with
the
gift
of
gab.
等我醒来后 我发现自己能说会道
Big
crowds
无论在很多人面前
small
crowds
you
couldn't
shut
me
up.
还是在几个人面前 我都能说个不停
I
don't
see
how
that
can
benefit
me.
我不明白那如何能帮到我
Not
unless
you'd
like
me
to
take
you
miniature
golfing
除非下次你愿意让我在下雨前
next
time
there
are
clouds
on
the
horizon.
带你去打小型高尔夫 否则帮不了
Everything
okay
No.
-你还好吗 -不好
I
have
to
give
a
speech
in
front
of
the
entire
assembly.
我得在全体同学面前发表讲话
Oh.
Got
a
little
stage
fright
有点怯场吗
Unfortunately
so.
恐怕是的
Just
thinking
about
it
causes
my
bladder
to
misbehave.
光是想到那个画面 我都紧张得快尿出来
Yeah
I
been
there.
我也有过这种时候
You
have
真的吗
Sure.
是啊
When
I
first
started
coaching
我刚开始当球队教练时
I
was
real
nervous
to
talk
to
the
team
每次跟球员们讲话都紧张不已
you
know
give
a
locker
room
speech.
就是要在更衣室演讲鼓励大家时
Then
one
day
it
dawned
on
me
然后有一天我忽然顿悟
I'm
not
just
talking
to
football
players
我不只是在跟橄榄球员说话
I'm
talking
to
teenage
football
players.
还是在跟青少年橄榄球员说话
Most
of
them
aren't
listening
to
a
word
I'm
saying.
大部分人根本没在听我讲话
That's
an
interesting
perspective.
这个观点挺有意思的
I'll
tell
you
something
else.
我再告诉你件事
You
don't
give
yourself
enough
credit
for
how
brave
you
are.
你没意识到自己有多勇敢
I
don't
No.
-真的吗 -对
Sheldon
you
are
ten
years
old
going
to
high
school.
谢尔顿 你是一个十岁的高中生
Everyone's
older
than
you
everyone's
bigger
than
you
所有同学都比你年长 比你高大
but
you
keep
at
it
day
after
day.
但你依然每天坚持上学
That's
brave.
这非常勇敢
Any
kid
who
can
do
that
could
give
a
speech
能做到这一点的孩子
to
the
United
Nations
if
he
had
to.
哪怕要在联合国发言也没问题的
Thanks
Dad.
谢谢你 爸爸
I
heard
what
you
said
in
there.
我听到你刚才说的话了
That
was
very
beautiful.
Thanks.
-非常动人 -谢啦
I
gave
a
similar
speech
to
my
team
last
week.
我上周对我的球员说过类似的话
Boy
did
we
get
our
asses
kicked.
我们那场比赛被打得落花流水
Emboldened
by
my
father's
pep
talk
我父亲的鼓励增强了我的信心
I
began
working
on
my
speech.
我开始写演讲稿
I
aspired
to
walk
in
the
footsteps
我渴望追寻历史上
of
history's
greatest
orators
最有名的演说家的足迹
Socrates
Winston
Churchill
苏格拉底 温斯顿·丘吉尔
and
last
but
not
least
Professor
Proton.
当然还少不了质子教授
Hey
I
spoke
to
Nell's
sister.
我跟内尔的妹妹聊过了
Found
out
some
interesting
stuff.
挖到些猛料
Thanks
but
I've
decided
I
don't
want
to
stoop
to
her
level.
谢了 但我决定我不想沦落到跟她一样
If
I
can't
win
on
the
quality
of
my
ideas
如果我不能凭借我的主张获胜
then
I'd
rather
lose
with
my
head
held
high.
那我宁可虽败犹荣
That's
really
stupid
你这么想傻透了
but
in
case
you
change
your
mind...
不过以防你改变主意
学生会竞选
All
right
y'all
have
heard
刚才你们已经听过
from
your
secretary
candidates
your
treasurer
candidates
干事候选人 财务部候选人
your
vice
presidents...
以及副主席的发言
It's
time
for
the
big
finale
现在迎来重头戏
the
closing
event
the
headliners...
有请今晚的主角
Nell
Cavanaugh
and
Sheldon
Cooper.
内尔·卡瓦诺和谢尔顿·库珀
One
of
these
two
will
be
president
of
your
class
其中一位将成为你们学生会主席
so
listen
to
what
they've
got
to
say
and
choose
wisely
请认真听他们演讲 然后谨慎做出选择
which
will
be
a
whole
new
experience
for
most
of
you.
尽管你们中大部分人都没有做出过明智决定
Remember
heckling
will
get
you
detention.
记住 乱吼乱叫乱问的人要罚留堂
Bite
me
不服咬我啊
Bryan
Larkin
two
days
布莱恩·拉金 罚你留堂两天
You
want
to
try
for
a
week
你想被罚一整个礼拜吗
I
didn't
think
so.
我就知道你不想
Nell
floor
is
yours.
内尔 交给你了
Nell
内尔
Nell
内尔
Thank
you
Ms.
MacElroy
谢谢老师
Principal
Petersen
our
hard
working
teachers
彼得森校长 各位辛勤付出的老师
and
my
fellow
students.
以及各位同学 大家好
I'm
blessed
to
call
so
many
of
you
friends.
我很荣幸 你们中有许多都是我的朋友
Y'all
probably
know
everything
about
me
already.
估计你们都已经很了解我了
Lord
knows
I
love
to
talk.
主知道我是话唠
So
instead
of
going
on
about
myself
所以我不打算介绍自己
I'd
like
to
talk
to
you
about
my
opponent.
而是说说我的竞争对手
Sheldon
Cooper
has
been
lobbying
谢尔顿·库珀最近
for
new
science
equipment
here
at
Medford
High
一直在为梅德福高中争取新的科学设备
and
while
that
sounds
wonderful
the
truth
is
那听起来非常棒 然而事实就是
he
thinks
our
school
wastes
its
money
on
football.
他认为我们学校把钱都浪费到橄榄球上了
Do
we
really
want
a
class
president
我们真的想要一个
who
doesn't
care
about
football
不在乎橄榄球的学生会主席吗
No
不
I
know
I
am
proud
to
be
a
Medford
High
cheerleader
作为一名梅德福高中拉拉队员 我无比自豪
and
I
love
football
我热爱橄榄球
But
you
know
the
one
thing
但你们知道比起橄榄球
I
love
more
than
football
我更爱什么吗
God.
上帝
Let
me
tell
you
another
interesting
fact
让我告诉你们关于我对手的
about
my
opponent.
另一件趣事
Did
you
know
that
Sheldon
Cooper
is
an
atheist
你们知道谢尔顿·库珀是无神论者吗
That's
right.
没错
He
doesn't
believe
in
God.
他不信仰上帝
Just
keep
that
in
mind
各位今天投票时
when
you
cast
your
vote
today.
请记住这一点
I'm
Nell
Cavanaugh.
Go
Wolves
我是内尔·卡瓦诺 野狼队加油
And
now
please
welcome
Sheldon
Cooper.
现在有请谢尔顿·库珀
No
one
would
fault
you
if
you
ran
out
the
back
door.
你如果从后门逃走 也不会有人怪你的
Nell
Cavanaugh
is...
a
Yankee.
内尔·卡瓦诺是... 洋基棒球队粉丝
She
may
love
football
and
she
may
love
God
她也许真的热爱橄榄球和上帝
but
she
was
born
in
Scarsdale.
但她在斯卡斯代尔镇出生
That's
in
New
York.
那在纽约境内
There's
more.
不止这样
My
opponent
didn't
move
to
Texas
until
she
was
seven
years
old.
我的竞争对手在七岁那年才搬来德州
In
fact
in
her
bedroom
事实上 她卧室里
there's
a
pennant
for
the
New
York
Yankees.
有一面纽约洋基队的三角旗
While
I
may
not
be
a
fan
虽然我不爱好
of
organized
religion
or
sports
宗教组织或体育运动
I
promise
if
you
vote
for
me
I'll
do
my
best
但我保证 如果你们投给我
to
get
new
science
equipment
for
our
school.
我会尽我所能为学校争取到新的科学设备
Don't
mess
with
Texas
别惹德州
Sheldon
Sheldon
Sheldon
谢尔顿 谢尔顿 谢尔顿
Before
I
became
Dr.
Sheldon
Cooper
在我成为谢尔顿·库珀博士之前
I
was
President
Sheldon
Cooper.
我先当上了谢尔顿·库珀主席
And
I
don't
mind
telling
you
they
look
pretty
darn
good
on
business
cards.
我不介意告诉你们 这俩头衔印在名片上拉风极了
One
of
my
first
responsibilities
as
class
president
作为学生会主席 第一个责任就是
was
delivering
the
morning
announcements.
主持晨间公告
Please
rise
for
the
pledge
of
allegiance.
请起立 宣誓效忠
I
pledge
allegiance
to
the
flag
我向美利坚合众国国旗
of
the
United
States
of
America
及其所代表的共和国
and
to
the
republic
for
which
it
stands.
宣誓效忠
One
nation...
这一国度...
Here's
a
fun
fact
about
the
next
two
words.
关于接下来的短语 有个冷知识
"Under
God"
wasn't
added
to
the
pledge
of
allegiance
until
1954.
"上帝庇护下"是在1954年才被加入誓言的
My
first
act
as
your
president
我上任后第一个举措
is
to
remove
the
words
"under
God"
from
the
pledge
就是去掉誓言中的"上帝庇护下"
in
order
to
honor
the
seperation
of
church
and
state
in
this
public
high
school.
以表对本公立高中政教分离的尊重
Okay
that's
enough.
好了 闹够了
You
can't
take
my
microphone.
I'm
the
president.
你不能抢走我的麦克风 我可是主席
Thank
you.
谢谢您
All
right.
Let's
try
this
again.
好了 我们再来一遍
I
pledge
allegiance
to
the
flag
我向美利坚合众国国旗
of
the
United
States
of
America
及其所代表的共和国
and
to
the
republic
for
which
it
stands.
宣誓效忠
One
nation
under
God
indivisible
这一上帝庇护下的国度不可分割
with
liberty
and
justice
for
all.
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