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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Not all science is created equal

各种科学学科并非平等

There's physics the undisputed king of science

比如物理无可争辩的科学之王

There's chemistry It's no physics

还有化学虽然比不上物理

but it's not a bad way to pass a rainy afternoon

但用来打发下雨的午后时光也还不错

And then there's biology

还有生物学

the squishiest of the sciences

科学里最黏糊糊的一门

Once you have deposited enough saliva

等你们加入了足够的口水

in the blue Benedict's solution

进到蓝色本尼迪特溶液后

we'll mix it in the centrifuge

我们就将它们放入离心机中混合

After that we'll pass it through the spectrometer

之后我们再使用分光光度计

to measure how much glucose is present

来测定其中含有多少葡萄糖

And won't that be a party

是不是想想就好玩啊

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Oh dear Oh dear

天啊天啊

It's warm Oh dear

还是温的天啊

And then there was some extra money in the budget

然后还剩一点多余的预算

so I was able to order those tackling dummies I had my eye on

我就去添购我想买很久的擒抱练习假人了

I don't understand why the football program gets

我不懂为什么橄榄球队

so much money while the equipment in the science lab

预算这么多而科学教室里的设备

is outdated and falling apart

过时到都开始坏了

Oh I can explain that

我可以解释

This is Texas

因为这里是德州

Pass the ribs

把肋排递过来

Well it's not fair

这样不公平

It's a school

这是学校

Education should be their priority

教育应该摆在第一位

All right I'll explain it again

好我再跟你解释一次

I think Shelly's got a point

我觉得谢利说的话不无道理

The school is supposed to prepare these kids for the future

学校应该是帮助孩子们做好未来的准备

How many of 'em are gonna be professional football players

这些孩子里有多少人能成为专业橄榄球运动员呢

No one at this table

这张桌上没有

But how many of 'em are gonna be scientists

那有多少人会成为科学家呢

I know

我知道

George isn't there a way they can take some

乔治难道就没有办法

of the football money and spend it on science

分一点橄榄球队的预算给科学教室吗

Really I need to explain it again

不是吧需要我再解释一次吗

You know Moon Pie in the '60s when the hippies wanted to change things

小饼饼在60年代当嬉皮士想要求改革时

they would just protest

他们就会去抗议

You were a hippie Oh no

-你以前是嬉皮士吗 -当然不是

But I wrote a letter complaining about the hippies

但我曾经写信投诉过那些嬉皮士

and the police chased 'em right out of that park

然后警察把他们赶出了公园

So my point is

所以我的重点是...

maybe you could write a letter

或许你可以写一封信

Ooh Maybe I can lodge a formal complaint

或许我可以发一封正式投诉信

with the school board about the sports budget infringing

给学校董事会表示体育部门侵占了

on the other departments

其他部门的预算

Okay last time

行了我最后说一次

Canada

加拿大

the other states

其他州

以及我大德州

What are you doing standing there

你站在这里干嘛

I wrote a formal complaint letter to the school board

我写了一封正式投诉信给学校董事会

on how much money is spent on football

是有关橄榄球队花掉了多少学校预算

I was hoping you could deliver it to them

我是希望你能转交给他们

You do realize your father's a coach here

你知道你爸爸是我校橄榄球队的教练吧

Yes sir I do

是的先生我知道

Maybe you ought to talk to him about this first

或许你应该先跟他谈谈这事

I did

我们谈过了

He didn't care for the idea at all

他完全懒得鸟我这想法

Well there you go

那就是啦

There I go what

是什么啊

Let me see that

我看看

"Barbaric sport encourages bloodlust similar

"野蛮的运动... 提倡血腥暴力

to Roman gladiator games

与罗马角斗士相似

Christians lions

基督徒狮子

money better spent on science and learning "

预算最好花在科学与学习上"

You're joking right

你是在开玩笑的吧

Did you see the word "bazinga" anywhere in that letter

你有在信里的任何一处看到"逗你玩"吗

Out

出去

I'll just have to go over his head

看来我只能越级上访了

投票将在下周进行

竞选学生会主席

President Cooper

库珀主席

That's serendipitous

踏破铁鞋无觅处啊

Hello

你好

What

干嘛

I understand that you're in charge of student elections

据我了解您是学生会选举的负责人

I am

是的

I'd like to run for class president

我想要参选学生会主席

Really

真的假的

Really

真的

Okay

行

You can sign up but I have to warn you

你可以报名但我先提醒你

you'll be running against Nell Cavanaugh

你的对手将会是内尔·卡瓦诺

所以呢

She's well liked by the student body

她广受全体学生喜爱

所以呢

These elections tend to be a bit of a popularity contest

这些选举其实常变得更像是人气票选

So ‭You're gonna make me say it huh

-所以呢 -你就是要逼我直说出来是吧

Say what

说什么

People don't like you

大家不喜欢你

Well as my meemaw likes to say water off a duck's back

就像我姥姥常说的这话如水过鸭背毫无影响

Elections shouldn't be about popularity

选举不应该变成人气票选

They should be about who has the best ideas

应该是选出有最好主意的人

And what's your idea

那你有什么主意

Less money on football

缩减橄榄球队预算

more on science

注入科学学习上

Really

是吗

Guess what I'm running for class president

你猜怎么着我要参选学生会主席啦

Good for you

那很棒啊

You're encouraging him

你还鼓励他吗

He's gonna get destroyed

他会被人搞得体无完肤

You don't know that

你怎么知道一定会这样

I feel like I do

我感觉我真的知道

Well whether you win or not

无论你最后是否赢得选举

I think it's great that you're trying

我觉得你愿意尝试就很棒了

But you think I'll win right

但你觉得我会赢的吧

God's listening Mom

人在说上帝在听老妈

I think it's certainly possible

我觉得你绝对有可能胜选

Do you have a campaign strategy

你有竞选策略了吗

没有

Do you have a catchy slogan

那你有朗朗上口的口号吗

没有

Does he have a shot at winning

他有胜选的可能吗

没有

Hello I'd like to speak to the mayor please

您好我想跟市长通话谢谢

My name is Sheldon Cooper

我的名字叫谢尔顿·库珀

I'm running for class president

我将要参选学生会主席

and was hoping he could give me some advice

希望能跟他请教选举事情

I'm ten years old

我10岁

But if it helps get him on the phone

但如果能让他更愿意接电话

I'm well behaved a straight A student

请告诉他我举止良好成绩出色

and have impeccable hygiene

卫生习惯更是无懈可击

Hello

你好

This is Mayor Harrison

我是哈里森市长

I understand you are running for office

我听说你要参选

Class president

选学生会主席

Do you have any advice on how to win

您有任何帮助胜选的建议分享吗

The most important thing is to get out there

最重要的事情就是走入选区

and connect with people

与选民们建立感情

That's tricky

这有点难啊

I'm not terribly fond of people

我不是这么喜欢跟人接触

Well you might need to get over that

那你可能得克服这一点

Assuming I can

假设我能做到这个

how do I connect with them

我该如何跟他们建立起感情呢

A friendly handshake is a great start

一个友善的握手是很好的开始

Oh boy

要命

Now I have to touch them

现在我还得碰他们吗

Over the next few days

在接下来的几天中

I mounted my campaign

我开始了竞选活动

My name is Sheldon Cooper and I'm runing for class president

我叫谢尔顿·库珀我将要竞选学生会主席

Okay

好吧

Put her there

来握个爪吧

Greetings fellow students

各位同学你们好啊

I'm running for class president

我将要竞选学生会主席

Here's a button

这是我的选民纪念胸章

Have a grown up put them on you

记得请大人帮你们别上

They're sharp

针很锋利

Hello

你好

I'm Sheldon Cooper

我叫谢尔顿·库珀

and I'm running for class president

我将要竞选学生会主席

Yeah ‭I understand you had a baby last year

-然后呢 -据我了解你去年生过孩子

If you bring it in I'll try to kiss it

如果你带它来我会试着亲它

Vote Sheldon for class president

一人一票让谢尔顿当学生会主席

Vote Sheldon for class president

一人一票让谢尔顿当学生会主席

Vote Sheldon for class president

一人一票让谢尔顿当学生会主席

Don't worry it's a number two

别担心是2B铅笔

You can use it on standardized tests

正常考试都能使用

Okay

好吧

And of course homework

当然啦写作业也能用

I love homework

我可喜欢作业了

Well it's so nice to finally meet you

很高兴终于见到你了

I'm Nell Cavanaugh

我叫内尔·卡瓦诺

My opponent

我的竞选对手

I would shake your hand but my mom is washing my mittens

我很乐意跟你握手但我的手套我妈拿去洗了

Okay

好吧

She was really nice

她人很好呢

She even said "May the best student win "

她还说"希望最适任的学生能赢"

That's sweet

那很棒啊

This was a great idea

这真是个好主意

Children like cupcakes and by giving them cupcakes

孩子们都喜欢小蛋糕通过送他们小蛋糕

they'll transfer that affinity to me

他们就会把这喜爱转移到我身上

That's another way of looking at it

也是可以用这个角度看啦

By that reasoning a rich person could simply buy people's votes

根据这个道理有钱人可以轻松买到选票

It's been known to happen

买票不是什么新鲜事了

Until my ship comes in

等我也有钱了

I guess it's cupcakes

应该是说等我的小蛋糕好了吧

Georgie check it out

小乔治你看看

请投谢尔顿一票

Oh man I hate that he's doing this

妈呀我真的很讨厌他这样

What It's cute

怎么会很萌啊

It's embarrassing

太丢我脸了

I would think you'd be proud of him

我觉得你应该会以他为荣才对啊

That's 'cause you're a better person than me

那是因为你是个比我好太多的人

Maybe you ought to ask God to take away your anger

或许你该请求上帝把你的愤怒拿走

and replace it with love

并将之转为爱

Can I ask him to take away my brother instead

那我能请求他改把我弟弟带走吗

Georgie

小乔治

Not kill him

不是拿去宰了啦

just strand him on an island somewhere

只是把他放逐到某个孤岛上而已

A nice island

一个美好的岛屿

with coconuts and stuff

上面有椰子那一类的东西

就是投给作业加量一票

投谢尔顿一票

"我最爱作业了"

请投内尔·卡瓦诺一票

Nell Cavanaugh

内尔·卡瓦诺

it appears we're taking the mittens off

看来我们是要脱手套决斗一场了

Well that's unfortunate

这真是坏啊

Oh this goes well beyond unfortunate

这何止是坏啊

It's flat out unfair

这是大大的不公

Did you not say that you love homework

那你没说过你最爱作业吗

Of course I said it I say it all the time

我当然说过啊我整天说

But she took it out of context and is using it against me

但她断章取义再用那话来攻击我

Well that is what happens in politics

政治就是这样啊

People stretch the truth

人们扭曲事实

Well those people are dirty dogs

那些人可真是狗啊

They certainly are

他们绝对是

Now let me ask you something

让我问你个问题

How bad do you want to win this election

你有多想赢这场选举

Bad enough to let 105 kids shake my mitten

想赢到愿意让105个孩子握我的手套

Okay then you need to toughen up

行那你就得硬气起来

Politics is not for the weak kneed

政治不是给弱鸡玩的

Are you suggesting that I fight fire with fire

你是在建议我以毒攻毒吗

I am

是的

So going to my room and crying in my pillow is not an option

所以我回房间对着枕头哭是不行的

It is not

不行

Then I have some thinking to do

那我得好好琢磨琢磨了

Oh yeah

是的

You're screwed

你死定了

Which is why I need your help

所以我需要你的帮助

Why me

为什么找我

You're ruthless

你冷血无情

I've seen you cheat at Candy Land

你玩桌游《糖果乐园》都作弊

Thanks Go on

多谢夸奖继续说

Well I'd like to retaliate

我想报复

but I don't know anything about her

但我对她一无所知

Make something up

那就编些负面的事

Ooh tell people she has head lice

告诉大家她长了头虱

I won't resort to lying

我不想靠说谎达到目的

There's a Denise Cavanaugh in my class

我班上有一个丹妮丝·卡瓦诺

Could be her little sister

这人可能是她姐姐

所以呢

I'll see if I can dig up something about Nell

我看能不能从她那套出内尔的黑料

you can use against her

你可以拿来攻击她

Thank you

谢谢你

Georgie I hate to have to ask this

小乔治我觉得问出口很失礼

but are you going to vote for me

不过你打算投票给我吗

No Go away

不走开

Are you sure

你确定吗

If I win I can make you a hall monitor

如果我赢了就任命你为走廊纠察员

Imagine the respect you'll get then

想想你会得到多少尊敬

Get lost

滚吧

Lord

主啊

please take away my anger toward my stupid brother

请您浇熄我被我蠢弟弟激起的怒火吧

My life is hard enough

我的生活已经很苦

Don't let him be president

别让他当上学生会主席

And while we're talking

趁刚好在聊天

Veronica help me out

维罗妮卡的事就拜托你啦

Encourage her to do something with me she'll regret

鼓励她跟我做些她以后会后悔的坏事

Amen

阿门

Remember

记好了

tomorrow we'll be dissecting worms

明天我们要解剖蚯蚓

Ah your sadness makes me happy

你们的悲伤使我快乐

Mr Givens I just wanted you to know

吉文斯老师我想告诉你一声

that I'm still working hard on my campaign

我仍在努力参选

to get more funding for the science department

希望能为科学部门争取到更多资金

Oh great 'cause I've got to dig up tomorrow's worms myself

太好了因为明天的蚯蚓我还得自己挖

Anything you can do to help me win a decisive victory

如果有能助我在选举日当天得到决定性胜利的事

come Election Day would be much appreciated

那可能就要拜托您啦

Oh well I'm sorry Sheldon

抱歉谢尔顿

the faculty doesn't get involved in student elections

教职员不能介入学生竞选

Oh I understand

我明白

You have to remain neutral Wink wink

你必须保持中立会心眨眼

I'm sorry wink wink

什么是会心眨眼

You want new science equipment and I want that for you

你想要新的科学设备我希望你如愿

One hand washes the other Wink wink

互相帮助达到双赢会心眨眼

Oh sure wink wink

懂了会心眨眼

Now you're getting it Wink wink

现在你懂啦会心眨眼

Wink wink

会心眨眼

Wink wink

会心眨眼

That kid creeps me out

那孩子总是吓得我汗毛直立

Another hurdle in my political career was glossophobia

我政治生涯的另一障碍就是演讲恐惧症

fear of public speaking

害怕公开发言

I've been known to experience dry mouth perspiration

众人皆知我会口干舌焦满头大汗

heart palpitations and fainting

心悸以及昏厥

A similar response to what I experience

跟我遇到没绑狗绳的狗时

around unleashed dogs

出现的症状差不多

Hello this is Sheldon Cooper

你好我是谢尔顿·库珀

Can I please speak with Pastor Jeff

请叫杰夫牧师接电话

Hold on

等一下

Hey Sheldon what can I do for you

谢尔顿有什么能帮你的吗

I need to give a speech at school

我要在学校演讲

but I have a fear of public speaking

但我害怕在公开场合发言

Since you give a sermon every Sunday

而你每周日都会在教堂布道

I was hoping you'd have some words of advice

我希望你能给我些建议

As a matter of fact I do

我还真有建议能给你

When I look down on my congregation and I feel nervous

当我看着台下一众教友并感到紧张时

I just ask the Lord to speak through me

我就请求主透过我来发言

Like a ventriloquist

像腹语师那样吗

Not exactly

不完全是

I think of it more as a

我认为更像是...

Like one of the Muppets

像布偶一样吗

No not that either

不也不是

'Cause you do look a little like Kermit

因为你的确长得挺像那只科密特青蛙

Uh okay good luck to you Sheldon

好了祝你好运谢尔顿

Hello

喂

Dr Sturgis Can you give me any advice

斯特吉斯博士你能否给我些建议

on how to overcome a fear of public speaking

如何克服对公开演讲的恐惧

Ah you know when I was a young man

我年轻的时候

I had a terrible fear of speaking to an audience

就很惧怕在众人面前发言

What did you do

你怎么克服的

Actually it kinda took care of itself

事实上这毛病自己迎刃而解了

One day I was uh playing miniature golf

有一天我在跟同事

with some colleagues and I got struck by lightning

打小型高尔夫结果被闪电劈到

Oh dear No it was fine

-天啊 -我没事

When I came to I found myself with the gift of gab

等我醒来后我发现自己能说会道

Big crowds

无论在很多人面前

small crowds you couldn't shut me up

还是在几个人面前我都能说个不停

I don't see how that can benefit me

我不明白那如何能帮到我

Not unless you'd like me to take you miniature golfing

除非下次你愿意让我在下雨前

next time there are clouds on the horizon

带你去打小型高尔夫否则帮不了

Everything okay ‭No

-你还好吗 -不好

I have to give a speech in front of the entire assembly

我得在全体同学面前发表讲话

Oh Got a little stage fright

有点怯场吗

Unfortunately so

恐怕是的

Just thinking about it causes my bladder to misbehave

光是想到那个画面我都紧张得快尿出来

Yeah I been there

我也有过这种时候

You have

真的吗

Sure

是啊

When I first started coaching

我刚开始当球队教练时

I was real nervous to talk to the team

每次跟球员们讲话都紧张不已

you know give a locker room speech

就是要在更衣室演讲鼓励大家时

Then one day it dawned on me

然后有一天我忽然顿悟

I'm not just talking to football players

我不只是在跟橄榄球员说话

I'm talking to teenage football players

还是在跟青少年橄榄球员说话

Most of them aren't listening to a word I'm saying

大部分人根本没在听我讲话

That's an interesting perspective

这个观点挺有意思的

I'll tell you something else

我再告诉你件事

You don't give yourself enough credit for how brave you are

你没意识到自己有多勇敢

I don't ‭No

-真的吗 -对

Sheldon you are ten years old going to high school

谢尔顿你是一个十岁的高中生

Everyone's older than you everyone's bigger than you

所有同学都比你年长比你高大

but you keep at it day after day

但你依然每天坚持上学

That's brave

这非常勇敢

Any kid who can do that could give a speech

能做到这一点的孩子

to the United Nations if he had to

哪怕要在联合国发言也没问题的

Thanks Dad

谢谢你爸爸

I heard what you said in there

我听到你刚才说的话了

That was very beautiful ‭ Thanks

-非常动人 -谢啦

I gave a similar speech to my team last week

我上周对我的球员说过类似的话

Boy did we get our asses kicked

我们那场比赛被打得落花流水

Emboldened by my father's pep talk

我父亲的鼓励增强了我的信心

I began working on my speech

我开始写演讲稿

I aspired to walk in the footsteps

我渴望追寻历史上

of history's greatest orators

最有名的演说家的足迹

Socrates Winston Churchill

苏格拉底温斯顿·丘吉尔

and last but not least Professor Proton

当然还少不了质子教授

Hey I spoke to Nell's sister

我跟内尔的妹妹聊过了

Found out some interesting stuff

挖到些猛料

Thanks but I've decided I don't want to stoop to her level

谢了但我决定我不想沦落到跟她一样

If I can't win on the quality of my ideas

如果我不能凭借我的主张获胜

then I'd rather lose with my head held high

那我宁可虽败犹荣

That's really stupid

你这么想傻透了

but in case you change your mind

不过以防你改变主意

学生会竞选

All right y'all have heard

刚才你们已经听过

from your secretary candidates your treasurer candidates

干事候选人财务部候选人

your vice presidents

以及副主席的发言

It's time for the big finale

现在迎来重头戏

the closing event the headliners

有请今晚的主角

Nell Cavanaugh and Sheldon Cooper

内尔·卡瓦诺和谢尔顿·库珀

One of these two will be president of your class

其中一位将成为你们学生会主席

so listen to what they've got to say and choose wisely

请认真听他们演讲然后谨慎做出选择

which will be a whole new experience for most of you

尽管你们中大部分人都没有做出过明智决定

Remember heckling will get you detention

记住乱吼乱叫乱问的人要罚留堂

Bite me

不服咬我啊

Bryan Larkin two days

布莱恩·拉金罚你留堂两天

You want to try for a week

你想被罚一整个礼拜吗

I didn't think so

我就知道你不想

Nell floor is yours

内尔交给你了

Nell

内尔

Nell

内尔

Thank you Ms MacElroy

谢谢老师

Principal Petersen our hard working teachers

彼得森校长各位辛勤付出的老师

and my fellow students

以及各位同学大家好

I'm blessed to call so many of you friends

我很荣幸你们中有许多都是我的朋友

Y'all probably know everything about me already

估计你们都已经很了解我了

Lord knows I love to talk

主知道我是话唠

So instead of going on about myself

所以我不打算介绍自己

I'd like to talk to you about my opponent

而是说说我的竞争对手

Sheldon Cooper has been lobbying

谢尔顿·库珀最近

for new science equipment here at Medford High

一直在为梅德福高中争取新的科学设备

and while that sounds wonderful the truth is

那听起来非常棒然而事实就是

he thinks our school wastes its money on football

他认为我们学校把钱都浪费到橄榄球上了

Do we really want a class president

我们真的想要一个

who doesn't care about football

不在乎橄榄球的学生会主席吗

不

I know I am proud to be a Medford High cheerleader

作为一名梅德福高中拉拉队员我无比自豪

and I love football

我热爱橄榄球

But you know the one thing

但你们知道比起橄榄球

I love more than football

我更爱什么吗

God

上帝

Let me tell you another interesting fact

让我告诉你们关于我对手的

about my opponent

另一件趣事

Did you know that Sheldon Cooper is an atheist

你们知道谢尔顿·库珀是无神论者吗

That's right

没错

He doesn't believe in God

他不信仰上帝

Just keep that in mind

各位今天投票时

when you cast your vote today

请记住这一点

I'm Nell Cavanaugh Go Wolves

我是内尔·卡瓦诺野狼队加油

And now please welcome Sheldon Cooper

现在有请谢尔顿·库珀

No one would fault you if you ran out the back door

你如果从后门逃走也不会有人怪你的

Nell Cavanaugh is a Yankee

内尔·卡瓦诺是... 洋基棒球队粉丝

She may love football and she may love God

她也许真的热爱橄榄球和上帝

but she was born in Scarsdale

但她在斯卡斯代尔镇出生

That's in New York

那在纽约境内

There's more

不止这样

My opponent didn't move to Texas until she was seven years old

我的竞争对手在七岁那年才搬来德州

In fact in her bedroom

事实上她卧室里

there's a pennant for the New York Yankees

有一面纽约洋基队的三角旗

While I may not be a fan

虽然我不爱好

of organized religion or sports

宗教组织或体育运动

I promise if you vote for me I'll do my best

但我保证如果你们投给我

to get new science equipment for our school

我会尽我所能为学校争取到新的科学设备

Don't mess with Texas

别惹德州

Sheldon Sheldon Sheldon

谢尔顿谢尔顿谢尔顿

Before I became Dr Sheldon Cooper

在我成为谢尔顿·库珀博士之前

I was President Sheldon Cooper

我先当上了谢尔顿·库珀主席

And I don't mind telling you they look pretty darn good on business cards

我不介意告诉你们这俩头衔印在名片上拉风极了

One of my first responsibilities as class president

作为学生会主席第一个责任就是

was delivering the morning announcements

主持晨间公告

Please rise for the pledge of allegiance

请起立宣誓效忠

I pledge allegiance to the flag

我向美利坚合众国国旗

of the United States of America

及其所代表的共和国

and to the republic for which it stands

宣誓效忠

One nation

这一国度...

Here's a fun fact about the next two words

关于接下来的短语有个冷知识

"Under God" wasn't added to the pledge of allegiance until 1954

"上帝庇护下"是在1954年才被加入誓言的

My first act as your president

我上任后第一个举措

is to remove the words "under God" from the pledge

就是去掉誓言中的"上帝庇护下"

in order to honor the seperation of church and state in this public high school

以表对本公立高中政教分离的尊重

Okay that's enough

好了闹够了

You can't take my microphone I'm the president

你不能抢走我的麦克风我可是主席

Thank you

谢谢您

All right Let's try this again

好了我们再来一遍

I pledge allegiance to the flag

我向美利坚合众国国旗

of the United States of America

及其所代表的共和国

and to the republic for which it stands

宣誓效忠

One nation under God indivisible

这一上帝庇护下的国度不可分割

with liberty and justice for all

民众享有自由和公正