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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

I understand you're moving forward

我知道你正在推进

with Sheldon's grant database

跟谢尔顿的科研补助金数据库立合同的事情

I was an intrinsic part of that

我也是其中不可或缺的一部分

Hmm Sheldon didn't mention you

谢尔顿没提到你啊

Of course he didn't that pint sized little credit hog

他当然没有啦这个抢功劳的小豆丁

What did you decide

那你有什么决定

I'm cutting everybody out and doing this myself

我要把所有人踢出去独力完成

What I don't need the university

-什么 -我不需要大学

and I don't need Dr Linkletter

也不需要林克莱特博士

How are you gonna pay for all this

你怎么支付研发费用呢

I'll find private investors

我会找私人投资者

They can pay for it on the condition I'm left alone

在不打扰我的条件下他们可以支付费用

Are you sure you don't want to think about this a little more

你真的不再考虑一下吗

Perhaps you're right

或许你说得对

Done I'm good

好考虑完了

Good morning I'm Sheldon Cooper

早安我叫谢尔顿·库珀

Thank you for taking the time to hear my proposal

感谢你们抽空来听我的提案

I have some handouts

我有先打印好一些资料

I I'm sorry who are you

抱歉你是谁啊

Oh I'm Sheldon Cooper

我是谢尔顿·库珀啊

I'm here to pitch my idea for a grant computer database

我来推我的电脑科研补助金数据库计划

How old are you

你几岁啊

When you hear my presentation I believe you'll realize

等你听完我的报告我相信你会发现

my age is irrelevant

我的年纪根本无所谓

So there's no adult with you

所以没有大人陪你吗

Well my mom drove me here but I told her to wait in the car

是我妈妈开车载我来的但我让她在车里等我

Is this a joke

这是在开玩笑吗

I assure you it's not

我跟你保证绝对不是

When I make jokes I follow them with a "Bazinga"

当我开玩笑时我会在后面加上"逗你玩"

so it's clear

以免发生误会

"Bazinga "

"逗你玩"

How long does it take to grow a mustache

长出胡子需要多久的时间

I know we've lost to Pineview a lot over the years

我知道我们这些年来输给派恩维尤队很多次

but that's in the past

但那都是过去式了

You're a different team now

我们现在已脱胎换骨

So just stick to the plan and you're gonna come out on top

所以只要照着战术打你们绝对会赢

And Stevens I don't care how uncomfortable you are

史蒂芬斯我不管你觉得有多不舒服

you're wearin' your cup tonight

你今晚绝对得穿护裆

All right

好了

you boys have worked hard for this

你们辛苦训练了这么久

Now let's get out there and get that W

现在去打下这场胜仗吧

Yeah Let's go Yes sir

好的上啊

Looking like some winners in here

一看你们就会赢呢

Hey y'all George

大家好你好啊乔治

Pastor Rob you made it Of course

-罗伯牧师你来啦 -当然

And why

为什么来呢

Coach Wilkins invited me to pray with the kids

威尔金斯教练邀请我来在比赛前

before the game

带领孩子们一起祈祷

Oh And why

了解所以为什么呢

Can't hurt to have a little extra help

跟上面那位大人物

from the big man upstairs

祈求一点帮助也不会有什么损失吧

Amen to that

说得对

All right guys Circle up

好啦各位来围成一圈

Lord we lift these players

主啊我们给予这些球员...

What the hell Wayne

你搞毛呢韦恩

What Lots of teams do it

怎么很多队伍都这么做啊

Well why him He's a good guy

-那为什么非要找他 -他是好人啊

He's been counseling me since Darlene left

达琳离开我之后都是他在辅导我

Fine just next time give me a heads up

行吧下次要干什么先通知我一下吧

Yeah you're right I'm sorry

你说得对我很抱歉

It's okay forget about it

没事啦算了算了

Amen Amen

-阿门 -阿门

All right hands in

好啦手伸过来

"Team" on three

数到三喊"队伍"

One two three

一二三

Team Let's go

队伍上啊

Yeah All right boys go get 'em

好啦孩子们去赢吧

He did "Team on three "

他抢了"数到三喊队伍"

I do "Team on three "

这是我的

I'll do it with ya Wh

那我来跟你做吧

It's not the same

这又不一样

Hey how was the game

比赛怎么样啦

Fine

还行吧

Well Pineview's a tough team

派恩维尤队是强队

Don't beat yourself up

别太泄气

No we won

不我们赢了

I want to be happy but your face is confusing me

我想高兴但你的表情让我搞不懂

We destroyed 'em It was a blowout

我们摧枯拉朽虐了他们

That doesn't clear things up

你的解释我还是没懂

Pastor Rob prayed with the team before the game

罗伯牧师在比赛前带领队伍祈祷了

and everyone thinks he's the reason we won

现在大家觉得他才是我们赢球的理由

So you're mad he helped you win

所以你在不爽他帮你们赢了吗

He didn't help

他帮个屁啊

I coached that team up I designed the game plan

我训练整个队伍为他们设计战术

But who do they hoist on their shoulders

但赛末吹哨时球员们把谁

after the final whistle

扛到肩膀上庆祝了呢

Well

这个嘛...

What

怎么

Come on

还用我说吗

Of course I like cars

我当然喜欢汽车啦

Most girls don't

大多数女孩都不喜欢吗

Well I do

反正我喜欢

Which one's your favorite

你最喜欢哪一牌

Yeah totally

完全同意

Ford's the best

福特最赞了

Missy I need to use the phone

米希我需要使用电话

Too bad

关我屁事

This is important

我有要紧的事

Can't you lie to boys about liking cars some other time

你不能改天再骗男生你对车感兴趣吗

I gotta go Bye

我得挂了再见

Here

拿去

Wait don't go away I need your help

等等别走我需要你的帮忙

This is stupid

这太蠢了吧

Do you want the money or not

这钱你是想要还是不想要

Hello Yes I have Sheldon Cooper calling for Mr Jennings

您好谢尔顿·库珀办公室想找詹宁斯先生

Yes we'll hold

可以我们可以稍候

Hello Mr Jennings

你好詹宁斯先生

Mr Cooper here

我是库珀先生

Yes I know we have an appointment for tomorrow

是的我知道我们预约了明天开会

but I thought why wait to do this face to face

但我想反正可以打电话聊

when we could do it over the phone Ha ha

有什么必要一定要见面再谈呢哈哈

Well it's just that

只是因为

there's been so much interest in the grant database

太多人对科研补助金数据库感兴趣

I wanted to make sure that you got a chance to hear it first

我想确保你有机会抢先听到第一手消息

Excellent Well

太好了

I'm on the phone

我在用电话

Oh Sorry baby

抱歉啊宝贝

Uh so you can hang up now

你那边可以先挂掉了

Your voice sounds funny

你的声音听起来怪怪的

are you coming down with a cold

你是不是感冒了

No I'm fine

没有我身体好得很

This is my normal adult voice

这是我正常的大人音

I guess I just miss that sweet little boy voice

可能我还是很想念你可爱的小男孩音吧

Mom

妈

Wh I It doesn't matter how old I am Mr Jennings

我几岁这件事情完全不重要詹宁斯先生

because I'm really really smart

因为我非常非常聪明

Oh is this about his database thingy

是在谈你那个数据库的东西吗

He is so excited about that

他对这东西真的很有激情

I could barely get him to bed last night

我昨晚好不容易才哄他去睡觉

Mom

妈

Oh As long as I've been teaching here

从我开始在这里教书以来

we have never beaten Pineview

我们就没有打赢过派恩维尤队

Oh well I can't take credit for that

这功劳不是我的

Gotta give it to the big guy

都是大家伙的功劳

George

乔治吗

Oh I meant the big guy upstairs

不是我是指天上的大人

but yeah him too

不过乔治也有功劳啦

So when you baptize someone

当你给人施洗时

are you only wearing swim trunks or

你是只穿着泳裤还是...

Oh no no fully covered

不不不我全身都穿着衣服

So is it like in a pool

所以是在泳池里...

or a hot tub or

还是浴缸里之类的...

I thought you were Mormon

你不是信摩门教的吗

Mind your business Okay

-少多管闲事 -好的

Good mornin'

早安

Hey George Hey

-早安乔治 -早

Hey good morning George

早安啊乔治

What's going on here

你们在聊什么呢

Just talking about Friday's game

随便聊聊上周五那场比赛

The paper called it the "Medford Miracle "

报纸称之为"梅德福奇迹"呢

No miracle just good coaching

不是奇迹良好的教练指导罢了

Let's not forget about those kids

也别忘了那些孩子们

I mean they really played their hearts out

他们可是使出了浑身解数呢

One of the things I coached them to do

其中一件我教导他们要做的事

Of course I'm just saying it's a team effort

当然啦我只是说这是团队的努力成果

I'm sorry what are you doin' here

抱歉问一下你在这里干嘛

Oh A couple of the players wanted to talk

有几个球员想要聊聊

so I'm waiting for them to have a free period

所以我在等他们课间有空的时候

Talk about what

聊什么

Anything they want

任何他们想聊的事情

Just here to listen

我只是来聆听罢了

He's a good listener George

他是个很好的聆听者乔治

If you ever need someone to talk to

如果你哪天想找人谈...

I'm fine

不必

Sure

行呗

A man who listens

一个听人说话的男人

So what's up

有什么事

Well I was hoping I could maybe

我想先征求你的同意

bring a friend over to watch a movie

我能不能带个朋友过来看电影

And would that friend be a a boy

那个朋友是男生吗

Yeah his name is Dean and he's so cool

对他的名字叫迪恩他超酷

and if I bring him to my house

如果我带他回我家

my family's gonna embarrass me

我的家人绝对会害我出糗

and he's never gonna talk to me again

他就再也不会想跟我说话了

Calm down he can come here

冷静你可以带他过来

Thank you

谢谢

But I have some rules Anything

-但我有一些规矩 -尽管说

Okay first rule

第一条规矩

you can sit on the same couch

你们可以坐在同一张沙发

but separate cushions

但得是不同坐垫上

And no crossing the line

而且不许跨线

Deal I'm not done

-可以 -还没说完呢

I will leave you alone

我不会坐在旁边

but I will cross through occasionally

但我会时不时经过一下

unannounced

不会提前通知

and I better not see any scooting scurrying

最好不要让我看到任何鬼鬼祟祟偷偷摸摸

or resetting of pillows

或者是靠枕改变位置的举动

No problem

没问题

The movie can be PG 13

你们可以看13岁以上级别的电影

but the date has to stay G

但约会只能是绿色的全年龄适宜约会

I promise All right then

-我保证 -那行吧

Thank you you're the best meemaw ever Yeah I know

-谢谢你是世界上最好的姥姥 -我知道

And just so you know Little Mermaid is rated G

顺便跟你说《小美人鱼》是全年龄电影

and they totally kiss

但里面接吻了

On the lips

而且是嘴对嘴

No one will even listen to my ideas

没有人愿意听我的点子

I'm being discriminated against because I'm too young

我因为年纪太小而被歧视了

I'm sorry to hear that

这真是太令人遗憾了

I can't wait till I'm your age

我真迫不及待想变你的年纪

and people treat me with respect and reverence

这样人们就会尊重并敬畏我

Sometimes older people get discriminated against too

有时候老人也会受到歧视啊

For what Getting smaller and cuter year after year

歧视哪点啊身形越变越小但人越来越可爱吗

Look at you

看你就知道

Well sometimes people assume

有时候人们会先入为主

because of my age that I'm out of touch that I uh

认为我都这把年纪了我成了老古板我...

don't know how to use new technologies that I uh

对那些新科技肯定一窍不通我...

Hold on there's a third one

等等我还有第三点

So I'm too young and you're too old

所以我太小而你太老是吗

If you take the mean of both our ages

如果取我们年龄的平均数

we'd be a formidable 41

那我们就是强大的41岁

My name is Sheldon Cooper

我叫谢尔顿·库珀

and this is my partner Dr John Sturgis

这是我的搭档约翰·斯特吉斯博士

Greetings With us

-各位好 -我们这组合

you get both youth and experience

你们能得到青春与丰富的经验

Oh by the way I remembered that third thing

对了我想起第三个点了

I'll tell you later

我等会再告诉你

So once this is up and running

一旦架设并运作起来

anyone with a computer and a modem can have access

任何有电脑与上网能力的人都能获得

to every grant offered worldwide

全世界所有科研补助金项目的信息

And you can charge for access on both sides

而且你们还能双向收费

As the kids like to say ka ching

就像这年头孩子们会发出的那个声音

That's the sound of a cash register

那是收银机收款的声音

in case the onomatopoeia was unclear

以免有人没理解这个拟声词

Sounds like this could be very lucrative

听起来这东西十分有利可图啊

It was clear

大家都有懂

How soon do you think you could have a prototype

你们多久能弄出个原型呢

Well working around my class schedule

考虑到我的课表

and a sensible bedtime I think within a year

与合理的睡眠时间大概一年内吧

If we fund this we'd expect you to work on it full time

要我们出资我们要你全职开发

We don't want someone else beating us to the punch

我们可不想有别人抢在我们之前

I suppose I could uh take a sabbatical from teaching

我是也可以请学术休假来做这件事啦

but my bedtime is also quite rigid

但我的睡眠时间也挺固定的

Look building a company is not a part time endeavor

仅靠业余时间是建立不起一个公司的

We need to know our partners are as committed as we are

我们需要确定合作伙伴与我们一样全身心投入

So you want me to drop out of college

你们希望我大学休学是吗

Of course not We want to give you money to build a grant database

当然不是啦我们希望注资让你开发科研补助金数据库

I guess the question is

但我想问题是...

what do you want

那你想要什么

Well I I want that too

我当然也想要你们的资金

but I should probably ask my mom

或许我该问问看我妈

My mom is long dead so

我母亲去世多年所以...

I'm good to go

我没问题

Good news

好消息

We found investors for the grant database

我们找到科研补助金数据库的投资人了

Oh honey that's great

亲爱的那太好啦

And even more good news you no longer have to drive me to school

还有个更好的消息你以后不用载我去学校了

because I'm dropping out to work on it

因为我要休学来弄这个项目

What No you're not

什么不你不能休学

But they won't fund the project unless i'm working on it full time

但如果我不是全职在做他们就不会愿意投资

I don't care you're finishing college

我不在乎你必须得读完大学

But you let him drop out

但你就让他辍学啊

And look how his life turned out

那你看看他人生怎么样了

I'm sorry Sheldon

抱歉谢尔顿

but you're gonna have to tell them no

你得跟人家回复不行

I got a job

我有一份工作

and a cool garage to live in

还有个很赞的车库住

This doesn't have to be permanent I can always go back

这又不是永久的我随时能回去接着读啊

People always say that and then life gets in the way

很多人都这么说但生活会挡住这条路

I was gonna go to college after I had Georgie

我本来生完小乔治后也想去读大学

and then I didn't

但我没去成

And look how her life turned out

看看她人生变什么样了

This discussion is over

讨论就此结束

This is so unfair

这太不公平了

What's going on

发生什么事了

Sheldon wants to quit college

谢尔顿想从大学休学

So I'm the only one who's not a dropout

只有我不是辍学的废物吗

Who saw that coming

谁能料到啊

Hey Coach

教练

You got a sec

有空聊聊吗

I'm trying to get through this game tape on Jasper

我正忙着看贾斯珀队的比赛录像

We're playing them on Friday

我们周五要迎战他们

Oh I know I'll I'll be there

我知道我会到场

Praying for you

去为你们祈祷

Great

好棒哦

Heck of a practice today

今天的练习好辛苦啊

Yeah What practice were you watching

有吗你看他们练什么项目了

They were soft as noodles out there

都是一群没用的软脚蟹

Yeah Yeah I heard you yell that a few times

是啊我听见你骂了他们好几次

What can I do for ya Rob

有什么事吗罗伯

Well you know I counsel a few of your players

你知道我有辅导你的几名队员

Mm hmm And uh

-是的 -是这样的

a a couple of them have mentioned that

有两三个人都提到

maybe you've been a little hard on 'em this week

你这周对他们有点过于严厉了

Really

真的吗

Was it Stevens

是史蒂芬斯吗

I bet it was Stevens

肯定是史蒂芬斯那臭小子

It doesn't matter

是谁不重要啦

Thought I should let you know

我就是觉得该告诉你一声

They think I've been hard

他们以为这就算严厉了

they haven't seen "hard" yet

他们根本没见识过真正的地狱模式

It's just I find that some kids

我只是觉得有些孩子

respond better to encouragement

给予他们鼓励效果会更好

This isn't Sunday school this is football

这里不是主日学校是橄榄球队

Oh hey I get it

我懂

I was an athlete in high school Varsity tennis

我高中时也是运动员网球校队的

Okay

是哦

Almost went to state

差点被招进州代表队了

I'm sure you did

是啦是啦

And I'm sure tennis is considered

我相信网球也算是正经运动啦

a real sport somewhere

在某个山旮旯

But this is Texas

但这里是血气方刚的德州

and this game on Friday is gonna be a street fight

周五这场比赛会是肉搏战

and it is my job to make sure these boys are ready for it

我有责任让队员们做好准备

Yeah we got the same goal here George

我们的目的是一样的乔治

Really You also want you to get out of my office

真的吗你也想把你赶出我的办公室吗

All right I'll go

懂了我马上走

I'm sorry if I overstepped I just

如果我越界了很抱歉

hope you think about what I said and uh

希望你能考虑一下我的话

ball's in your court

网球已到你的半场轮到你做决定了

Yeah I'm not doin' that back

我不会挥拍回应你的

Okay I'm just gonna set this

我把爆米花

right here between you

放在你俩中间

And remember just one hand at a time

记住别同时伸手去拿

Thank you Meemaw

谢谢你姥姥

I'll just be upstairs

我就在楼上

unless I'm downstairs

除非我下来了

I could be anywhere

我会无处不在

Got it

知道了

Sorry about her Oh no

-我姥姥好失礼 -没事

I like that you and your grandma are so close

我喜欢你和你外婆如此亲近

You do I think it's cool

-真的吗 -我觉得很酷

Yeah she's cool We're pretty close

她人是挺酷的我们超亲的

I was close to my grandma too

我以前和我外婆也很亲

Grandmas are the best

外婆都是最棒的

Yeah

没错

Mine died earlier this year

我外婆今年早些时候去世了

I'm sorry

请节哀

Yeah it's it's okay

谢谢我没事

So should we start the movie

我们开始看电影吧

Totally

好的

Is she just gonna sit upstairs by herself

她打算一个人待在楼上吗

Oh yeah she loves it

是的她超喜欢这样

Probably knitting

八成在织毛衣

My grandma knitted

我外婆生前也喜欢织毛衣

Hey think she'd want to watch with us

她会不会想跟我们一起看电影

Oh no she's fine

不会的

I just know if I had the chance

我知道如果我还有机会

to watch one more movie with my grandma

和我外婆再看一部电影

I'd hate to pass it up

我绝不会错过

Meemaw

姥姥

So what's goin' on here

现在是什么情况

I really don't know

讲真我也不知道

Well how are the boys looking for Friday

周五的大战孩子们的状态怎么样

Good

还行

Just good

只是还行吗

'Cause I have a bet with the Jasper principal

我和贾斯珀的校长打了赌

and I really don't want to wear a pink cowboy hat

我可不想因为输了下次必须戴粉色牛仔帽

to the next pep rally

去赛前动员会

I gotta be honest it'd be going better

说实话如果罗伯牧师别多管闲事

if Pastor Rob would stay in his lane

我们备战会更顺利

Well I thought the kids liked having him around

我还以为孩子们喜欢他的陪伴

Yeah 'cause he's filling their heads with junk

当然喜欢啦因为他都给他们灌输

like they should be treated nice and not get yelled at

球员应该被温柔以待不该挨训这种歪理

Oh Well he's one of those huh

原来他是走这种路线的

Yeah

是的

So I can get rid of him

那我能踢走他了吗

Hell no

当然不行

We just beat Pineview by 28 points

我们刚以28分的优势战胜强队派恩维尤

You telling me God didn't have anything to do with that

这种奇迹难道不是有神助吗

Well I think I deserve a little credit

我多少也有一点功劳吧

Fine good job

好吧干得好

Mustache boy stays Oh come on

-那个小胡子得留下 -不是吧

George you don't mess with a winning streak

乔治连胜时不能有任何变动影响好运

So as long as we're winning I'm stuck with this guy

这么说只要我们一直赢球我就甩不掉他了

That's right

没错

What if we lose

那要是我们输球呢

Then you're gonna get murdered

那你就会被一个

by a guy wearing a pink cowboy hat

戴粉色牛仔帽的人弄死

Dad I have a question for you

爸爸我想问你个事

Not a good time Sheldon

我现在不想聊谢尔顿

Please it's really important

拜托了这件事很重要

Whatever it is fine

不管是什么事我都答应

Mom Dad said I could drop out of college

妈妈爸爸说我可以从大学休学了

What George

-什么 -乔治你搞什么

My parents are being completely unreasonable

我爸妈一点都不讲理

They won't even let me drop out of school

竟然连我休学的事都不答应

And even after I told them that Bill Gates

我都告诉他们比尔·盖茨

and Steve Jobs both dropped out of college

和史蒂夫·乔布斯都是辍学党了

What did they say

他们怎么说

They said "We don't care what your friends do

他们说 "我们不在乎你的朋友怎么做

you're not dropping out "

总之你不准休学"

Well Sheldon I know it's disappointing

谢尔顿我知道你很失望

but uh I think they just have

但他们也是

your best interests at heart

为你着想

They said that too

他们也说了这句话

And for every Bill Gates and Steve Jobs

再说对于每个比尔·盖茨和史蒂夫·乔布斯

there's a Paul Labiscous

相应的也有一个保罗·拉必斯克斯

Who's that

他是哪位

Exactly

你没听过就对了

But this is a good idea We can't just give up

这是个好主意我们不能轻言放弃

Well you could go back to the university

你可以回大学

They were willing to fund it

他们也愿意资助你

No they wanted to control the whole thing

不行他们想拥有全盘控制权

I want somebody who will just give me the money

我想找的是心甘情愿给我钱

let me work on my own schedule

让我按自己进度做研究

and not expect me to listen to their dumb ideas

又不用我听他们的蠢意见的人

I don't think rich people who give money

我想听到你说他们的意见很蠢

like being told their ideas are dumb

还会高兴的冤大头资助人是不存在的

This is fun Not a lot of people

这样真有意思没多少人能和我进行

I can talk to scientist to scientist

科学家之间的谈话

We're not talking scientist to scientist

我们并没有进行科学家之间的谈话

You're not a scientist

你不是科学家

you're just a rich man that no one will be honest to

你只是个有钱人没人愿意对你说真话

because everyone wants your money

因为大家都想要你的钱

What happened

结果怎么样

He found my honesty delightful

他十分认可我的坦诚

and gave the university a lot of money

给了大学一大笔赞助

Impressive I know

-你真厉害啊 -我知道

But what are the odds we'll find someone like him

但我们很难再找到像他一样的人

Hello

喂

Hey Missy it's Dean

米希是我迪恩

Oh hi Hey I mean Hi

你...你好啊

It was uh

那天晚上

fun hanging out with you the other night

和你玩得很开心

I thought maybe we could do it again

我们要不要再约一次

Totally We could go to the mall

好啊我们可以去逛商场

Or we could go mini golfing

或是去打迷你高尔夫

I was thinking

我在想

maybe we could hang out with your grandma again

也许我们可以再跟你外婆一起玩

And do what

跟她玩什么

I don't know uh

我想想

we could play a board game

我们可以玩桌游

或是...

Oh my grandma loved to bake cookies with me

对了我外婆以前喜欢和我一起烤饼干

I guess that could be fun

这应该也会好玩吧

Great It's a date

太好了那这约会就说定了

Right You and me

好你和我的约会

At your meemaw's Can't wait Bye

在你姥姥家我很期待再见

All right

好了

Hands in "team" on three

搭手数到三喊"队伍"

Wait Isn't Pastor Rob gonna pray with us

等等罗伯牧师不是要和我们一起祈祷吗

Well he's late and we got a game to play

他迟到了我们马上要比赛了

Actually we have a few minutes

其实还有几分钟

Thanks Wayne

真是谢谢你啊韦恩

Y'all want a prayer I'll give you a prayer

你们想祈祷那我跟你们一起祈祷

Circle up

围成一圈

Heavenly Father

天父

bless this team and the hands that catch

请您保佑这支球队和接...

the the ball Oh boy

-接球的双手 -真要命

the feet that run and

还要保佑奔跑与踢球的

and kick

双脚...

Hey y'all Sorry guys

孩子们抱歉啊

Sorry I'm late Coach

我迟到了不好意思教练

Oh Pastor Rob's here you can stop

罗伯牧师来了你不用再憋祷告词了

No no George

不用乔治

I'm I'm sure you're doing great

你肯定做得很棒

Come on Pastor Rob we want you to do it

可是我们想让你带头祷告罗伯牧师

It's fine go ahead

没事你来吧

All right Oh

那好吧

Heavenly Father bless this team

天父请您保佑这支球队

Exactly what I said Shh

-跟我说的有差吗 -嘘

Help these young men

帮助这些年轻人...

Thank you so much for bringing this opportunity to me

十分感谢你们把这个机会带到我面前

This is exciting

这很激动人心啊

So will you give us the funding

那你愿意资助我们吗

Well it's a lot of money

这笔钱不是小数目

but my horoscope did say take a chance today

但我的星座运势说我今天应该冒险一试

You're uh making a big financial decision

你要根据星座运势

based on astrology

做出重大财务决策吗

I know I'm such a Gemini right

就是说啊我真是典型的双子座呢

That's ridiculous

太荒唐了

The alignment of the planets and stars

星球与群星的排列

has no correlation to your success or failure

和你的成败毫不相干啊

Ah this is great

这可太棒了

I mean science thrives on this kind of debate

科学家蓬勃发展正是靠的这种辩论

This isn't a debate

这不是辩论

Rebuttal Yes it is

我反驳这就是辩论

There we go again

我们又开始辩起来了呢

Oh I gotta tell ya

老实说

making lab furniture has made me rich

我发家靠的是造实验室家具

but this this is what I really love

但这这才是我最喜爱的

Now just to be clear

我先说清楚

we're looking for a financier not a partner

我们找的是资金提供人不是合伙人

Oh yes no this is your baby

我懂科研是你们的孩子

You guys are the parents I'm just a wet nurse

你们是父母我只是奶妈

Just a wealthy wealthy wet nurse

一个腰缠万贯的奶妈

What does that mean

什么意思

A wet nurse is a woman who suckles another

奶妈就是喂奶给别的...

No no I know what it means I just meant what does he mean

我知道奶妈是什么意思我只是不懂他说的

Well I mean I just want to be around the process

我的意思是我只想参与这个过程

Anything you need I'm your guy

你们有任何需求就找我

But I'm still in charge right

但仍然是我说了算对吗

Did NASA fake the moon landing

登月是美国宇航局的骗局吗

当然不是

See that's what I thought until about a year ago

一年以前我也像你一样天真

Oh we're gonna have so much fun

我们会玩得很开心的

Close to 23 Hut hut

向球门推进上上上

Ah damn

该死

Time

暂停

What do you want to do Coach

你想怎么做教练

Send in the field goal unit we gotta go for a tie

派出踢球手必须把比分追平

What

怎么了

Nothing

没事

Not my place

我没资格插手

You got something to say let's hear it

你有话想说就说出来

I just don't think

我认为

they're gonna expect you to go for it

他们不会料到你选择达阵

You fake a field goal you might catch 'em off guard

你假装射门也许能杀他们个措手不及

Actually Pastor Rob at this level

其实罗伯牧师这种水平的比赛

that kind of play never Hang on Wayne

-那种低级策略... -等等韦恩

Rob got us a win last week all on his own

罗伯上周凭借一己之力帮我们获胜

Who are we to say no

我们哪有资格否定他

Are you sure

你确定吗

Yeah I'm sure

确定啊

What's the worst that could happen

最坏的结果能是什么呢

We could lose Yep

-我们会输 -没错

And who would we blame

到时该怪谁呢

Change of plans we're running the fake

战术有变假装射门实则达阵

Really Yeah you heard me

-真的吗 -你都听到了

Come on let's go

好了快去

All right Let's go

好上场

Let's go guys

加油孩子们

I don't want to tell you how to do your job

我不想对你的工作指手画脚

but if I was a prayin' man I'd start now

但如果我是上帝的信徒我现在会开始祈祷

All right let's go

好了上吧

Touchdown

达阵得分

George you crazy son of a bitch

乔治你个疯子

I can't believe you pulled that off

你居然真的成功了

Me neither

我也没想到

Looks like we make a pretty good team George

看来我们合作得很好啊乔治

Yeah

好棒

What's up boys Go go go

孩子们冲冲冲

Hey Dean want to help me roll out the dough

迪恩想帮我擀面团吗

Yeah one second I'm just helping Grandma grease the pan

稍等我在帮外婆给盘子涂油

Who

谁

Oh uh sorry

抱歉

You just remind me of my grandma

您让我想起我外婆了

I tell you what why don't you help Missy

这样吧你帮米希

and I'm gonna start the dishes

我来洗碗

Oh uh while the cookies are baking

趁饼干还没烤好

maybe you could teach me how to play gin rummy

你能不能教我玩金拉米牌

All right we're done here

忍无可忍我们玩完了

What You heard me

-什么 -你听见了

Are you breaking up with me

你要跟我分手吗

Yeah You can go now

没错你可以滚了

But my mom's not picking me up till 7 00

但我妈妈七点才来接我

Oh I'll get the cards

我去拿牌