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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I'll tell him

我会告诉他的

Sheldon you need to go to the principal's office

谢尔顿校长叫你去他办公室

You do that every time

你们每次都要这样

Why

为什么啊

Uh huh Okay I'll be right there

好我马上过去

What's up

怎么了

Principal wants to talk to me

校长叫我过去谈话

Grow up

别幼稚了

Hello

你也来啦

What are you doing here

你在这里做什么

I got called to the principal's office

我被叫来校长办公室

So did I

我也是

What you do something wrong

你做错事了吗

Not that I'm aware of

据我所知应该是没有

Did you

那你呢

I hope not

希望没有

Maybe it's good news

或许是好消息

Sheldon you ever been called to the principal's office

谢尔顿你有过被叫去校长办公室

for good news

就因为有好消息过吗

Never

没有

Gentlemen good news

两位有好消息

I had a feeling

我就感觉是这样

What's up

什么事

We got the PSAT results back and Sheldon

谢尔顿的学术评估测试预考成绩回来了

考试得分用于国家优异学生奖学金的竞争

针对高二学生的标准化考试

got a perfect score

谢尔顿得了满分

Neat Thanks Tom

-行啊 -谢了汤姆

I'll be sure to put that up on the fridge

我会记得把成绩单贴家里冰箱上的

No you don't understand

你不懂这事情的分量啊

Sheldon's the only kid in the school to ever do this

谢尔顿是全校唯一得过满分的学生

At his age maybe in the whole country

以他年纪来看还可能是全国第一个呢

It was fun I enjoyed it

我挺享受这考试的颇有趣

So what's this mean

这代表什么呢

It means he pitched a perfect game George

这就像棒球投出了完全比赛[完美]啊乔治

I've already gotten calls from colleges who want to meet him

我已经收到很多大学来询问要见他的电话了

For like scholarships and stuff

找他谈奖学金之类的吗

For everything

什么都愿意给他啊

They might even pay you to get him

可能给你钱买下你儿子都愿意

My man

我的乖儿子啊

When was the last time you washed your hands

你上一次洗手是什么时候

Come on

来一下嘛

Can you believe it

你们敢相信吗

Perfect score

满分呢

Good job moon pie

真棒小饼饼

And not just that

而且不止如此

Colleges are already sniffing around to recruit him

很多大学已经开始想要招揽谢尔顿去读书了

What do you mean colleges He's ten

你什么意思还大学他才10岁呢

Principal Petersen said Caltech is interested

彼得森校长说加理对我有兴趣

Where's Caltech

加理在哪里

California Mom

加州啊老妈

California

加州啊

It has "Cal" right there in the name

人家校名里不就有"加"字了吗

You're not a part of this conversation

这个话题你别插嘴

The "Tech" is for "Technology "

而"理"是"理工"的意思

Shelly go to your room The adults need to talk

谢利回你房间大人们要谈话

Given the events of the day I would argue I am an adult

根据今天发生的事情我要提出我也是大人

and should be treated as one

我应该被当大人对待

I probably could've said that differently

我刚才应该用更好的话来表达我的意思

You honestly think that little boy's ready for college

你真心觉得那孩子准备好去上大学了

Hey I didn't think he was ready for high school

我当时还不觉得他可以上高中呢

but here we are a year and a half in

但你看一年半过去了

and no one got hurt

大家都平安无事

That is different

这不一样啊

He's got you and Georgie over there

在高中里有你跟小乔治罩着

and he's still living at home with his mother and his sister

而且他到现在还跟老妈老姐同住在家呢

And me

还有我呢

Sure

是是是

I understand all that

你说的我知道

Then why are you pushing so hard for this

那你为什么还这么努力要促成这事

Because these schools are interested now

因为这些学校是现在有兴趣啊

It's like football recruitment

就像是橄榄球队招揽球员一样

You got to strike while the iron's hot

打铁得趁热啊

This is nothing like football

这跟橄榄球才不一样呢

Oh yeah What if he stops being smart

是吗那万一他突然哪天不聪明了

and they don't want him anymore

人家不要他了呢

How is that gonna happen

这种事怎么可能发生啊

I don't know Conks his head

我不知道啊可能撞到头

Will you help me please

你能帮忙我说两句吗

Sorry I'm not a part of this conversation

抱歉这个话题我不能插嘴

At least Dad's on my side

至少老爸是站在我这边的

Doesn't matter Mom's gonna win

没用的妈妈会赢的

She always does

每次都是她赢

But I have to leave for college at some point

但我总有一天得去上大学啊

If you went to college you know what would happen

你知道如果你去上了大学会发生什么事吗

I'd enjoy higher learning

我会享受高等教育

You would die

你会死

You would curl up on the floor and die

你会蜷曲在地上然后死在那里

That's not true

这才不是真的

You can't even take care of your own boo boos

你连自己的"痛痛"都处理不好

For your information every college is staffed

我告诉你每个大学里都有

with a medical professional

专门的医疗职员

My boo boos will be well tended to

我的"痛痛"会受到妥善照料

Sheldon Come back in here

谢尔顿你过来

I guess we'll find out what happened

见证结果的时候到了

I already know what happened Mom won

我已经知道结果是什么了老妈赢了

Well

怎么样了

Shelly I am very proud of you for doing so well on that test

谢利我十分为你的考试成绩为荣

But you can't go off to college

但你不能去上大学

Mom ‭In a few years sure

-妈 -过几年的话可以

But right now you can just keep taking

但现在呢你就继续跟

your one college class with Dr Sturgis

斯特吉斯博士上你的那堂大学课吧

Why can't I go there full time

我为什么不能去大学全职读书

Oh baby it's an hour away

宝贝那里开车要一个小时

We can't drive you back and forth every day

我们不能天天这么开车送你上下学啊

I'm the one who's been driving him

载他去的人是我好吗

And she loves it

她可喜欢载我了

How can he be so smart

她怎么能这么聪明

and so clueless at the same time

又这么不懂人情世故呢

Dr Sturgis lives at the school What if he acted as my guardian

斯特吉斯博士住在学校他当我的监护人呢

That's an idea

这也是个办法

A crazy one

疯了的办法

But it would only be on school nights

只有上课的晚上在那里住啊

Shelly What's the point of being intelligent

-谢利 -这样的话我聪明又有何意义呢

if I can't take advantage of opportunities like this

如果这样的机会我都不能把握

They're still discussing

他们还在谈

Mom didn't win

老妈没赢吗

It's touch and go

战况一触即发

Crazy

真是不敢相信

Is staying with John really that crazy

跟约翰住有那么疯狂吗

Yes He doesn't know squat about kids

当然啊他屁都不了解小孩

Why are you even considering this

你们怎么还真在考虑这事

Well the Lord gave Shelly these abilities

上帝给了谢尔顿这些能力

and I don't want to be the one holding him back

我不想自己成为了阻止他发挥的人

Okay I'll ask him

好啦我再去问他

But I'm pretty sure I know what answer you're gonna get

但我挺确定你们会收到什么答案

Sure What the heck

当然可以怕什么

Do you really think you could handle

你真的觉得自己能搞定

living with a ten year old

跟一个十岁小孩同住吗

Oh he's only biologically ten

他只是生理上还10岁

In every other way he's as old as I am

在其他方面他跟我一样老了

John I don't think you realize

约翰我觉得你没意识到

the responsibility involved here

这事情所带来的责任

Well why don't we have a trial run

那我们何不来一次试验呢

Have him spend a couple days with me and see how it goes

让他来跟我同住几天看看事情的发展

A trial run huh

试验吗

Like the space program

就像是太空计划一样啊

You don't send people up right away

你不会直接把人送上太空

you start by spinning them around in that thing

你先从把他们放进那个

that makes them throw up

会一直旋转让他们呕吐的机器

I don't know

我不知道了

Connie despite appearances

康妮尽管外表有点像

I'm not some stereotypical absentminded professor

但我并不是那种常见的不问世事

who can't take care of a houseplant

连个室内盆栽都照顾不好的教授啊

No no I wasn't saying that

没没我没那个意思

Yeah maybe I was

好啦我可能是有点这意思

Here's an idea

这样吧

Why don't you and Sheldon come live with me

你可以跟谢尔顿来一起跟我住啊

And then you can take care of both of us

然后你就能照顾我们两个

Trial run sounds like the way to go

试验期感觉是正确的选择

Not ready to shack up are you

还没准备好要同居是吧

No ‭Darn it

-没呢 -可恶

The Earth is about 4 5 billion years old

地球形成大概有45亿年了

In the Cosmic Calendar it's

按宇宙的标准来说还...

Shelly we need to talk to you

谢利我们需要跟你谈谈

All right

好

Meemaw spoke to Dr Sturgis

姥姥跟斯特吉斯博士谈过了

And

然后呢

And

然后...

he was open to you staying

他愿意让你去他家住

Yes When can I go

太好了我什么时候能去

Now hold on Before you get ahead of yourself

等等你先别着急

this is just a trial run for one night

这只是一次试验住一晚而已

And even if it goes well

而哪怕这次成果很好

you're not starting college tomorrow

也不会立刻就明天让你去上大学

It's just to see if this is an option for the future

只是看看这能不能当成未来的考虑方案

You understand

懂吗

Yes

懂

The prospect of advancing

光是想到

to the next stage of academia had me feeling giddy

我有机会进入下一个学术阶段让我兴奋无比

And on top of that I got to pack a suitcase

能自己整理行李箱更是锦上添花

which is like playing Tetris but with underwear

这感觉就像是用内衣裤玩俄罗斯方块

You know Shelly it's okay if you're a little nervous

谢利你要是紧张是没关系的

You can tell me

你可以告诉我

I'm not nervous

我不紧张啊

All right

好吧

When I was your age a lot of times

我在你这么大的时候

I'd have to spend the weekend with my grandparents

常常得去我爷爷奶奶家度过周末

and that always frightened me

那总会令我感到害怕

'cause they'd leave their teeth all over the place

因为他们晚上总是会把假牙到处乱丢

I never told anybody but I wish I had

我从没跟别人说但我希望我当时有说

That does sound upsetting Good thing I'm braver than you

的确听起来是不开心的回忆幸好我比你勇敢

I'm just saying it can be tough

我只是想告诉你

sleeping in a new place without your mom

在没有妈妈的陪伴下去新地方住可能很难

Dr Sturgis will be there He's like a mom

斯特吉斯博士会在啊他就像个妈妈

But he's really smart

但他比普通妈妈聪明

Welcome

欢迎啊

Come in come in

请进请进

You like chalkboards huh

你很喜欢黑板啊

Indeed I do ‭Huh

是的没错

In fact I even have one in the bathroom

其实我家卫生间里都有一个呢

You never know when inspiration will strike

谁知道什么时候会突然来灵感呢

I may be the luckiest boy in East Texas

我或许是德州东部最幸运的孩子了吧

I know it's Thursday

我知道今天是周四

so dinner will be spaghetti and hot dogs

所以今晚是热狗丁意大利面

And for fun

为了娱乐

I have a few episodes of Cosmos recorded

我还录好了几集《宇宙个人游记》来看

Forget "Maybe " I am the luckiest boy

不是"或许" 我就是最幸运的孩子

Remember it's a school night so his bedtime is 7 30

别忘了明天还有课他七点半就得睡觉

Mine too

我也是呢

So far away

好遥远

Carole King So Far Away

Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore

是不是没人愿意留在一个地方了

Shut up Carole King

闭嘴吧卡罗尔·金

宇宙:个人游记

Cosmos A Personal Voyage 1980

Watching Cosmos while we're eating dinner

边吃晚餐边看《宇宙个人游记》吗

Am I awake Because this feels like a dream

我是清醒的吗因为这感觉像在做梦

Oh not for me In my dreams

对我来说不是在梦里

I'm usually running for my life from a giant praying mantis

我通常都在逃命躲避一只巨大的螳螂

That's the insect

螳螂就是那种

where the female eats the male after mating

交配后雌性会把雄性吃掉的昆虫吗

It is

没错

I think I understand why you're not married

我想我明白你为什么还没结婚了

This little piggy's looking good

这只"小猪"可真美

Hey baby

宝贝

Hey ‭ Need any help

-嗨 -要帮忙吗

不用

Do you want to do mine next

你涂完想帮我涂吗

Why

为什么

Well just seems like a thing mothers and daughters might do

这好像是母女之间会做的事

What's wrong with you

你是哪里不对劲

Nothing

没有啊

Never mind

算了

Georgie what you up to

小乔治你在干什么

All my life

我这一生

I've wondered about life beyond the Earth

都想知道地球以外是否有生命

On those countless other planets that we think circle other suns

在我们认为绕着其他太阳转的无数行星上

is there also life

是否也有生命存在

Might the beings of other worlds resemble us

外星世界的生命跟我们类似吗

or would they be astonishingly different

还是跟我们截然不同

Do you believe there's

你相信宇宙中

intelligent life in the universe

有智慧生命吗

I have no doubt

毫不怀疑

Why is that

为什么

The Drake Equation claims that there are at least

德雷克公式主张仅在我们的银河系

20 detectable civilizations in our Milky Way galaxy alone

就可探测出至少20种文明

Interesting

有意思

My sister likes to say that I'm an alien

我姐姐喜欢说我是外星人

I've often been called that

我也常被那么说

Once by the praying mantis in my dream

有一次还是被我梦里那只大螳螂

Maybe we are aliens

也许我们真的是外星人

Perhaps

有可能

Or maybe people like you and me

又或者像你和我这样的人

were the original inhabitants of Earth

才是地球的原始居民

and everyone else is from outer space

其他人都是从外太空来的

Ooh I like that better

我更喜欢这种理论

In the great dark between the stars there also are

在星星之间的极致黑暗中还有...

After dinner want to toast marshmallows

吃完晚餐后你想用本生灯

on a Bunsen burner

烤棉花糖吃吗

Good gosh yes

老天超想

Good morning everybody Good morning

早上好啊各位早上好

Angela look you know

安琪拉是这样的

I wanted to jot down some household hints you know

我想记下一些家务小贴士

Want to go out and get some ice cream

想出去吃冰淇淋吗

I'm watching this

我在看电视

Well when it's over

看完之后去呗

Not really

不是很想

Okay

好吧

Want to play Monopoly I'll let you be the thimble

想玩大富翁吗我可以让你用顶针棋

And then he said "Boy what a mess

然后他说 "老天真是乱七八糟

How about cleaning this up huh "

打扫一下行不行"

Well pooh to you

去你的

Oh yeah

是啊

What about the little dog

给你用小狗棋呢

Nope

不玩

Finally we strike the flint

最后我们击打打火石

while turning up the gas of the Bunsen burner

同时调大本生灯的煤气

I don't say this often but that may have been

我不常说这话但刚才的讲解

the perfect safety lecture

可能是完美的安全讲座

Thank you

多谢夸奖

You're my guest After you

你是客人你先

This is like being around a campfire

这很像坐在篝火旁

only I'm not miserable

只是我没那么狼狈不堪

Would you like me to sing a cowboy song

你想边坐在这临时篝火旁

while we sit around our makeshift campfire

边听我唱牛仔歌曲吗

I would like that

好啊

Oh pity the cowboy

可怜的牛仔

All bloody and red

全身都是鲜红血液

For the bronco fell on him

因为野马倒在了他身上

And bashed in his head

狠狠砸到他的脑袋

There was blood on the saddle

马鞍上沾了血

And blood all around

到处都是血

And a great big puddle of blood

地上还有一呀么

On the ground

一大滩血

"N "

字母"N"

And there are two "N"s

这词组一共有两个"N"

All right

好

You want to go bowl a few frames

你想去打几局保龄球吗

Don't you see me watching the Wheel

你没看见我在看《幸运之轮》吗

You can just say "No "

你直接说"不去"就行了

不去

Have you talked to John tonight

你今晚跟约翰说过话吗

Yeah ‭And

-说过 -然后呢

He and Sheldon were watching TV without anybody yakking at 'em

他和谢尔顿在看电视而且旁边没人在吵吵

I'm going home

我要回家了

Thanks for stopping by

谢谢你过来

Buy a vowel Buy a vowel

买个元音买个元音

If you like being tucked in I'm prepared to do it

如果你希望我帮你掖被子我准备好了

I practiced on a watermelon

我用一个西瓜练习过

That's okay I'm a self tucker

不用了我都是自己掖被子

Very well Now I'll be in my room if you need me

好吧有什么需要我就在房间里

Here's a glass of water

这里有杯水

if you get thirsty

你渴了可以喝

And there's fresh chalk on the blackboard

黑板那放了新粉笔

in case of any late night epiphanies

以防你深夜突然来了灵感

Excellent

很好

Oh and uh if your meemaw asks how I did tonight

对了如果你姥姥问我今晚表现如何

I hope you'll give me a positive review

希望你能给我正面的评语

Three stars

三星

Out of three Yes

-满分三星吗 -对

Wonderful

太棒了

你好

What do you want I baked you a pie

-有什么事 -我给你烤了个派

Why

为什么

Well I was thinking we haven't had

我觉得我们之前的邻里关系

the best history as neighbors

并不太和睦

That's 'cause we don't like each other

那是因为我们讨厌对方

Right so I thought we could sit down over a slice of rhubarb pie

没错所以我想着我们可以坐下一起吃大黄派

and you know forgive and forget

摒弃前嫌

I haven't done anything that needs forgiving

我没做过什么需要被原谅的事

Okay well that sounds like something

好吧那听上去是我们可以坐下

we could sit down and talk about over the pie

边吃派边聊的话题

Mom I'm bleeding again

妈妈我又流血了

You know what Mary I appreciate it

玛丽谢谢你的好意

but this isn't a great time

但现在不是时候

Bobbi stabbed Billy in the leg with a fork

鲍比用叉子刺伤了比利的小腿

Good Lord Is he okay

老天爷啊他没事吧

It was a plastic fork but it broke the skin pretty good

是塑料叉但还是刮破不小的伤口

Oh okay I I understand

好吧我明白

How about I take that pie and give you a rain check

不如我先收下派跟你改日再聚

Um sure

好啊

I think there's mustard in the fork holes

我被叉子戳出的洞里好像有黄芥末酱

Got to go

我得走了

You can keep the pan

烤盘你可以留着

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Why are you running

你为什么要跑

I just want to kiss you

我只是想亲亲你

Oh dear Oh dear

天啊天啊

Dr Sturgis

斯特吉斯博士

Oh Sheldon

谢尔顿

So nice to see you

很高兴见到你

I think you tripped and hit your head

你好像绊倒并撞到头了

I'm a bit woozy

我是有点晕

I better test for concussion

我帮你测试一下有没有脑震荡

What's your name

你叫什么名字

John Burgess Sturgis

约翰·伯吉斯·斯特吉斯

Burgess Sturgis Great name Thank you

-伯吉斯·斯特吉斯这名字真拉风 -谢谢

Who's the president of the United States

现任美国总统是谁

George Herbert Walker Bush

乔治·赫伯特·沃克·布什

I like Burgess Sturgis better

我更喜欢伯吉斯·斯特吉斯

'Cause it rhymes sure

当然啦因为这名字押韵

Last question What is the only fermion

最后一个问题唯一一个

that may not have an antiparticle

可能没有反粒子的费密子是哪个

The neutrino of course

这还用问吗是中微子

I'm gonna rule out concussion

我可以排除脑震荡的可能了

To be fair it was an easy question

说句公道话这问题很简单

True Wait here I'm going to go get some ice for your head

也是在这等着我去拿冰块给你敷在头上

and I'll fix you a hot beverage

然后再给你冲杯热饮

Oh There's a there's an Earl Grey tea bag in the sink

水槽里有包伯爵茶包

I think it still has some oomph in it

应该还能泡出点茶味

Hey what you doing

你在干什么

Pretty much what it looks like

跟看上去的差不多

Would you like some company

想有人陪陪你吗

Sure I guess

好啊

Of course if you'd rather watch TV I could leave you alone

当然了如果你宁愿看电视我就不烦你了

Oh no no No it's a rerun

不不这只是重播

But even if it weren't

但就算不是重播...

Hey what what's wrong

怎...怎么了

Nothing Keep going

没什么继续

Mary

玛丽

George I just miss my little boy so much

乔治我很想我的宝贝儿子

and he's never gonna come back 'cause he doesn't need his mama

他永远不会回来了因为他不需要他妈妈

Oh baby of course he'll come back

亲爱的他当然会回来了

No you should've seen how happy he was

不你该看看他有多开心

All right well still got Georgie and Missy

好吧我们还有小乔治和米希呢

Uh oh dear

糟了

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

糟了糟了糟了

Oh dear

糟了

Dr Sturgis your tea is on fire

斯特吉斯博士你的茶着火了

Boy it's a good thing we did this trial run

老天幸好我们先试验了一回

No kidding Ooh it's chilly out

可不是嘛外面好冷

I changed my mind

我改变主意了

I don't want to leave here ever

我永远不想离开这里

You'll never have to

你永远不必离开

What were you thinking letting me take care of a child

你当时在想什么居然让我照顾一个孩子

I won't make that mistake again

我不会再犯同样的错误了

Do I look like Mary Poppins

我看起来像仙女保姆吗

电影《欢乐满人间》中的女主角

As smart as I am I tried to put out a fire

虽然我那么聪明但我当时却用

with oxygen and paper

氧气和纸来灭火

It's ok No one got hurt

没关系没人受伤

I may actually have had a concussion

我可能真的有脑震荡

What are your symptoms

你有什么症状

It feels like there's

我觉得自己

hair on my head

脑袋上有头发

Hey He okay

他没事吧

Yeah he's fine

他很好

How are you doing

你感觉如何

Much better

好多了

You know I've just been sitting here thinking

我刚才坐在这里想

I've drove an hour both ways to bring the two of them back

我来回各开了一个小时车去把他俩载回来呢

Pretty damn decent of me

我人可真好啊

Come in

过来