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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

What is happening to our family

我们家到底怎么了啊

Mom getting kicked out of the church

妈妈被教会踢出去了

Georgie having a baby out of wedlock

小乔治未婚得子

We really are white trash

我们真的是垃圾白人之家呢

But the church is still your family

但教会依然是你的家人

I'd just hate to see you walk away from the Lord

我不愿看到你离主而去

Feels like he's walking away from me

感觉是祂离我而去了

You looking for a new church

你有在找新教会吗

Not yet

还没呢

'Cause I can see you going Catholic

我能看出你有改信天主教的潜质

You got a "get thee to a nunnery" vibe

你身上有一股"看破红尘投身修女"的气息

Oh Mom Really

老妈你不是吧

Passion's Harvest

《热情的大丰收》

The main character's name is Passion

女主的名字叫热情

She's inherited her daddy's farm

她继承了她爸爸的农场

and there's a stud in the stable

而马厩里有一匹"猛马"

Oh that's terrible

这剧情也太糟糕了吧

Read it then tell me how terrible it is

你读完再来告诉我到底有多"糟糕"

I'm not reading this trash

我才不要读这种垃圾文学

So you're literally judging a book by its cover

你真的就以貌取人以皮论书了呗

All right

好吧

Fine I'll give it a look

我服了容我一读

How come you've dog eared all these pages

你为什么把这么多页都折记号了

You'll see

到时候你就知道了

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

Ethically can science ever go too far

从伦理上来说科学是否存在不可逾越的界限

Just because we can do something

只因为我们有能力做到

does that mean we should do something

就代表我们一定得将其实现吗

Yes

是的

I haven't finished

我还没说完呢

I'm sorry go on

抱歉您继续

Ethically should science have any limitations

伦理上来看科学该有界限吗

不应该

Interesting

有意思

What about human cloning

那你觉得克隆人如何呢

More of me Yes please

复制更多的我吗多多益善啊

Well what about more of everyone else

那如果其他人也都会倍增呢

No thank you

别了吧谢了

What about uh dinosaurs

那恐龙呢

Herbivores yes Carnivores no

草食恐龙没问题肉食恐龙算了吧

Well what about the herbivores who can squash you like a bug

那些能把你像虫子一样一脚踩扁的草食恐龙呢

Good point No dinosaurs

有道理不要恐龙了

So cloning is unethical

所以克隆生物是不合伦理的

Right

对

But what if we were to clone Albert Einstein

但如果我们是克隆爱因斯坦呢

That would be swell

那真是天大的喜事啊

At some point I'm going to need a sidekick

总有一天我肯定是会需要一个小帮手的

So cloning is ethical

所以现在克隆又合乎伦理啦

Right because Albert Einstein unlike the dinosaur

对因为爱因斯坦不像恐龙

harmed no one

不会伤害任何人

I think the victims of the atomic bomb

爱因斯坦的发现协助创造后来的原子弹

which his discoveries helped create might disagree

我猜弹下亡魂应该会对复不复制他投反对票

So what's the right answer

所以正确的答案是什么呢

That's why we're here to find that out

这就是我们今天上课的原因要来寻找答案

Why don't you just tell us

你直接告诉我们答案不就好了吗

Why don't you I asked you first

-那你怎么不回答呢 -我先问的你

You're it no backsies

那我再问你禁止长捉

You can't judge a book by it's cover Willie Dixon

This is such trash

这是什么垃圾啊

You can't judge an apple by looking at a tree

你不能光看树来评断苹果甜不甜

You can't judge honey by looking at the bee

你不能光看蜂来评断蜂蜜甜不甜

Oh Passion not the stable

热情别在马厩里吧

That's where the horses do their business

马才在里面"搞"这种事

You can't judge a book by looking at the cover

你不能看封面来评断书好不好

All night long Who wants that

一整夜不停吗谁想要这么累啊

Who's in there

谁在里面

Uh me

我

I'll just be a minute

我很快就出来

I really need to go

我真的要憋不住了

It's occupied

厕所还能两个人挤吗

I look like a farmer But I'm a lover

我看起来像个农人但其实我是爱人

I could write a better book than this

我能写出比这更好的东西

Mom

妈

What are you doing here

你来干嘛

I was at the grocery store and I picked some things up for you

我去超市买东西顺便给你带了点东西

Thanks but I can buy my own groceries

谢谢但我自己能买

I know but you're eating for two

我知道但你一人吃两人补嘛

I thought I should help out

我觉得我应该帮帮忙

Three kinds of pickles

三种腌菜吗

Everybody knows pregnant ladies like those

大家都知道孕妇就爱吃这种东西

Okay I'm throwing up enough as it is

谢谢你啊我已经吐够多了

Why is it so dark in there

为什么里面这么暗啊

No reason

没什么原因

What's with the candles Are you on a date

怎么还点蜡烛了你在约会吗

You think I'd dress like this on a date

你觉得我会穿成这样跟人约会吗

I think you look good

我觉得你这样也很好看啊

Well I don't and if I was on a date

并不好看而且就算我在约会

it'd be none of your business

你也没有资格过问

Then why are you sitting in the dark

那到底为什么家里黑灯瞎火

Okay It's not a big deal

好啦也不是什么大事

I was a little short on the power bill this month

我这个月电费有点没钱交

How come

怎么会这样

Well waiting tables and morning sickness

当服务员与孕吐这两件事合在一起

not a great combination

你猜结果会如何

Definitely got reflected in my tips

从收到的小费就能看出来

Don't worry

不用担心

I'll pay to get your power turned back on

我会帮你付电费让你家里有电

I'm not a charity case I can figure this out on my own

我不需要慈善救济我能自己解决

But you can't even watch TV

但你连电视都不能看了

What kind of life is that It's fine

-这过的是什么悲惨人生啊 -真的没事

I can hear the neighbors fight That's almost as good as TV

我能听到邻居的吵架声跟电视差不多精彩

Hmm Well I'll leave you with this

来东西就给你啦

There's some ice cream in there

里面有冰激凌

You might want to make that a priority

你可能得先解决掉它们

Okay Good night

好晚安啦

I got you the kind with three different flavors

我给你买了有三种口味的那种综合冰激凌

'cause I didn't know what you liked

因为我不知道你喜欢哪种口味

Bye It's chocolate vanilla and pink

-再见 -是巧克力香草与粉色口味

Chapter one

第一章

When Marie stepped into the bar she knew she looked good

马莉踏进酒吧的那一刻她感受到全场对她的瞩目

But not in a vulgar way

不是无礼的淫邪眼神

more for what she didn't show than what she did

比起盯着露出的美好更多是对衣袍底下的遐想

Well hello Hi

-你好啊美人 -你好

Dusty

我叫大灰

That's not a name

这才不是名字

That's a poorly kept house

这是没人打扫的房子称呼

What's your mother call you

你母亲叫你什么

Dustin

达辉

I like that

我喜欢

And you are

美人芳名

Marie Marie

-马莉 -马莉

What are you drinking Marie

你喝什么呢马莉

A dirty martini

干马丁尼

Really How dirty

是吗怎么"干"

Very

很猛的那种

Sheldon Dr Sturgis

-谢尔顿 -斯特吉斯博士

I don't think I can do the assignment

我觉得我写不了这作业

Why not

为什么呢

Just pick either side of any ethical argument and present it

任何伦理议题选好一边立场然后报告啊

But how do I know which argument to present

但我怎么知道该选哪个议题呢

Any one you want

任何你想要的议题

And how do I know which side to take

那我怎么知道该选哪一边呢

Any side you want

你想要的任何一边

But I want to take the right side

但我想选择对的那边

Maybe there is no right side

或许并不存在对的那边

This is torture and that can't be ethical

太折磨人了这绝对不道德吧

There you go You picked a subject

这就对啦你选出了一个议题

And a side

而且选了边

Oh Good Torture is unethical

太好了折磨是不道德的

That's clearly the correct position

这绝对是对的一方

I agree

我同意

But what if there's a bomb hidden underneath the city

但如果城市的地下藏了一个炸弹

and someone says that the only way to find out its location

而唯一找出来正确地点的方式

is through torture

就是折磨犯人呢

Answer that

请回答

Let's see

我想想

Batman plays by Gotham City rules and would use torture

蝙蝠侠行事按哥谭法则绝对会严刑拷打

but Superman's got those Midwest values

但超人就很按中西部传统保守价值观

I hate ethics

我恨伦理题

Haven't seen you here before

没在这里见过你呢

Well I'm just passing through

我只是个路过这里的过客

Tonight I'm here

今晚我在此处

Tomorrow who knows

明天谁知我在何方

Guess we'll have to make the most of tonight then

缘份令我们相会今晚必定要"功德圆满"

I guess so

看来是的

What do you say

你说...

we get out of here

我们离开这里可好

What do you have in mind

你有什么计划呢

I don't know

不知道啊

I was thinking maybe we take a walk

或许我们可以去散散步

You can tell me more about your hopes and dreams

你再跟我多说说你的梦想与抱负

What's going on in here

巨细无遗从上...

and all the way down here

到下

You really want that

你真的会想听吗

To know who you really are

真正地了解你

There's nothing I want more

这是这世上我最想要的事

Oh my

要命了

你好

Hey This is a surprise

稀客稀客啊

Sorry to just drop in

抱歉没打招呼就来

No No it's okay

没完全没关系

Let me just

等我...

Sorry

抱歉啊

The cleaning lady didn't come today

我的打扫女工今天还没来上班

Your mother Good one

-你妈妈吗 -好哏

So what's going on

所以有什么事吗

So you know how I said I had everything under control

你还记得我跟你说我自己能解决吗

Yeah Things have changed

-记得 -情况有变

I wasn't just short on the power bill

我不只是交不起电费

I was also short on the rent

我也交不起房租

and uh now I'm short on a place to live

我现在还没地方住了

Oh okay well you're welcome to stay here

没事啊欢迎你住过来

Mi garage su garage

我的车库就是你的车库

It'd just be for a little while Stay as long as you need

-我就暂住一阵 -想住多久都行

You got stuff in your car Should I go get it

你东西在车里吗我去帮你搬吧

Yeah about that um

这个嘛...

All my stuff's in the apartment and my landlord padlocked it

我的东西全被我房东锁在公寓里了

That ain't right

这样太过分了吧

He said when I pay the back rent he'll let me in

他说等我付清房租就让我进去拿

Hell with that I'll go get your stuff

管他的我去帮你拿东西

How are you gonna do that

你要怎么拿

Don't you worry about it make yourself comfortable

不用你担心你自己找舒服的地方坐

Okay

好吧

Oh you hungry

你饿吗

You want some SpaghettiOs

想吃点罐头通心粉吗

I'm sorry that was rude

抱歉我太失礼啦

There's your clean spoon

给你放了干净的汤匙

Can I change the channel Well I'm watching this

-我能转台吗 -我正在看这台呢

I miss when you had a real job and were gone more

我好怀念你有正经工作常不在家的日子

Can you two help me with my homework

你们能帮忙我的作业吗

Did I hear him right

我没听错吧

Yeah he asked for help

没听错他来搬救兵了

With his schoolwork Yep

-而且是帮忙他的作业 -对啊

How long have you known him All my life

-你认识他多久了 -打从我自娘胎出来

Has he ever asked for help No

-他有寻求过帮助吗 -从未有过

Hello Hang on

-好了没 -你等等

Is this some kind of prank

他是不是想整我们啊

It's not a prank I just need help with my homework

这不是整人我只是作业有地方需要帮助

Did a bully take it from you No

-是有恶霸抢走了你作业吗 -不是

Is it real heavy You need help lifting it

还是作业很重你需要有人帮忙搬

No I need your opinion on an ethical dilemma

不是我需要你们在伦理难题上给意见

Should robots have the same rights as humans

机器人应该跟人类平权吗

That depends

看情况

What's "ethical" mean

"伦理"是什么意思

Don't shoot I'm not a robber

别开枪我不是贼

Turn around real slow

慢慢转过身来

How's this 'Cause I can go slower

这速度怎么样我还能再更慢

You picked the wrong apartment little man

你选错地方了年轻人

Ain't this 208

这不是208室吗

It's 207

这里是207室

I'm in the wrong apartment

我来错了公寓

I just said that

我刚刚才这么说

I can explain

我能解释

My girlfriend well she's not really my girlfriend

我女朋友其实她不是我女朋友了

but she's having my baby

她怀了我的孩子

She got evicted

她欠租被赶走

and I came to get her stuff

我是来帮她拿回行李的

Are you talking about Mandy

你说的是曼蒂吗

Yes

对

You're the dumb bastard that knocked her up

你就是那个搞大她肚子的傻逼

Yes that's me Not a robber dumb bastard

对就是我不是贼是傻逼

Aw hell

我去

Put your hands down

把手放下来吧

I ain't gonna shoot you

我不会开枪打你的

I saw the padlock on her door

我看到她门上的锁了

Yeah and all her stuff's in there

对她所有家当都在里面

I came to get it for her

我来帮她拿出来

I like that girl

我喜欢那女孩

She's a good one

她是个好姑娘

I agree

我同意

Why don't you marry her

那你为什么不跟她结婚

I'm trying She don't want to

我想娶她啊但她不想嫁我

So you think getting her toothbrush's gonna change that

你以为帮她拿回牙刷就能让她改变心意吗

Couldn't hurt

总不会有坏处吧

So what do you say can I go

我可以走了吗

Yeah

可以啊

Thank you sir Good night sir

谢谢你大哥晚安大哥

Sorry to bother you sir

很抱歉打扰你了大哥

Nice kid

小伙子挺好的

Glad I didn't kill him

幸好我没一枪打死他

Sometimes I feel like at my age

有时我觉得我活到这把年纪

I should have everything all figured out

早该看透人生了

But I don't

但我并没有

Nobody has it all figured out

没人能看透人生

You ever get scared

你有没有害怕过

Oh yeah All the time

当然有时刻都感到害怕

I mean like right now I

比如此刻

I'm scared you won't like me

我就怕你会不喜欢我

Oh Dusty

大灰

You don't have to worry about that

你完全不用担心这一点

You promise

你保证吗

With God as my witness

上帝可以作证

Well I hope he's not watching right now

那希望祂老人家现在没在看

'cause I'm about to kiss you

因为我要吻你了

What you writing

你在写什么

Oh Uh just making a list of chores

就是列一下

that need to get done

要干的家务活儿

Well that doesn't sound like fun

听起来不太有意思

Well

其实

one of them is

有一件活儿很有意思

I'll get to the rain gutters

我会去修雨水槽的

You just got to

你只用...

What's happening

什么情况

Why don't you come to the bedroom and find out

你来卧室就知道有什么情况了

Weird day

今天真神奇

Did you have any problems getting into the apartment

你潜进公寓有没有遇到麻烦

没有啊

In the right window out the right window

进出都没有爬错窗口

Easy peasy

轻而易举

You can hang your dresses and whatnot on the barbell

你的裙子那些可以挂在杠铃上

Fancy

太洋气了

So we're clear uh

先把话说清楚

just 'cause we're sleeping together

虽然我们一起睡觉

doesn't mean we're "sleeping" together

但不代表会一起"睡觉"

I understand

我明白

If you want you can take the bed and I'll sleep on the floor

如果你想你可以睡床我打地铺就好

Oh I can't ask you to do that

我不能得寸进尺

It's okay I got a sleeping bag and I'm young

没事我有睡袋而且我还年轻

We'll share the bed just uh keep your hands to yourself

我们一起睡床吧但你的手不准乱摸

Works both ways You keep your hands to yourself

反过来也一样你也管好你的手

I'll manage

我能管好

Well if you find you can't that's okay too

如果你情难自禁我也没有意见啦

Hey uh what's the bathroom situation

对了上厕所怎么解决

Oh I pay rent You can use the one in the house

我有付房租你可以使用屋子里的卫生间

Good I was afraid you were gonna say that sink

那就好我还担心你会叫我尿在那个洗手池里

The sink

洗手池

That's kind of gross

那多恶心啊

I'll be right back

我出去一下

Looks like you're just a sink again

看来你只能当回单纯的洗手池了

Oh George

乔治

Mm you like that

你喜欢这招吗

I love that

我爱死了

How about we turn the lights off

要不把灯关了吧

Yes please

快去

Tickles

好痒

Get out Get out

出去你出去

What

怎么了

I'm using the sink

我要用洗手池

Sweet

太好了

Good morning Morning

-早安 -早上好

Did someone have a sleepover

有人来过夜啦

Mandy's gonna be staying with me for a little bit

曼蒂会在我那暂住一阵子

Mm hmm

嗯哼

It's not like that

不是你想的那样

Didn't say it was

我也没说是啊

Go ahead and take a seat I'll make you some scrambled eggs

你去坐吧我给你做炒蛋

Since when do you make eggs

你几时学会烹饪鸡蛋了

I can make eggs

我当然会做鸡蛋

He can't make eggs

他不会做鸡蛋

Actually my stomach's a little queasy

其实我有点反胃

How about just some toast

我吃点烤吐司就行了

Great Toast I can do

好啊我可以烤吐司

Good morning everyone

各位家人早上好

Niblingo

侄手足家长

I'm sorry what

你说什么

It's an honorific I came up with to

这是我想出来的敬称

describe a woman who's carrying my future niece or nephew

用来形容怀了我未来侄子或侄女

but is not related to me by law

但和我没有姻亲关系的女性

You remember Sheldon

你记得我们家的奇葩谢尔顿吧

I do

永生难忘

Yeah

就是说

I'm glad you're here

你在这里太好了

I have a question about robot ethics

我有个关于机器人伦理的问题

I was hoping you could help me with

希望你能帮我解答

Sheldon leave her alone

谢尔顿别烦她好吗

No it's okay he can ask me a question

没事啊他可以问我

I'm his uh What am I

毕竟我是他的... 叫什么来着

Niblingo Niblingo What's your question

-侄手足家长 -侄手足家长你想问什么

Ethically should a robot be programmed to never kill

从伦理上讲是否应该将机器人设计成不能杀人

even if killing would save lives

就算杀人能拯救生命

Where's the dang toaster

烤吐司机放哪啦

Welcome to breakfast at our house

欢迎来到库珀家早餐

Fire

着火了

What What Where

什么哪里着火了

You know thanks for keeping an eye on things

谢谢你有盯好商品免遭小偷啊

Sorry

抱歉

I didn't get much sleep

我昨晚没怎么睡

Oh you and Mary fighting again

你和玛丽又吵架了

Oh no we're getting along real good

不是我们相处得很好

Okay

好吧

I mean real good

"彻夜不眠"那种好

Yeah I I said okay

真的不用展开细说

It's like she's a different person

她就像变了一个人似的

That reminds me of a film

你这么说我想起了一部电影

A lady fell off a boat she hit her head

一个女人从船上跌落撞到头

and when she woke up she was a completely different person

她醒来后性情大变

What's your point

你到底想说什么

Did Mary fall off a boat recently

玛丽最近有从船上掉下来吗

Not that I know of Well you should ask her

-据我所知没有 -那你应该问问她啊

We're not boat people Dale

你几时见我们坐过船戴尔

Something strange is going on in the bedroom

最近卧室里的情况不寻常

Uh huh

是吗

I mean I'm happy about it

我是没有意见啦

You know it's actually pretty great

其实我爽死了

I just

我只是...

I don't understand why

不明白为什么会这样

See now I'm with you there

这我知道

When I was married to June

我和琼还是夫妻时

she was going through the change Hmm

她曾经历过这种变化

She became downright frisky

她变得非常饥渴

I think Mary's a little young for the change

玛丽还没到如狼似虎的"那个期"吧

Well you'd think

按理说是的

Nature's curious

但世界之大无奇不有

I went to school with a kid whose hair turned gray

我有一个同学上高一时

in the tenth grade

头发就变白了

We called him Whitey Clever

-我们叫他"白佬" -好妙的外号

He used to buy us liquor

他以前经常装成大人帮我们买酒

Oh anyway

总之

what I'm saying is that

我想说的是

have the family medic do a once over on her

你最好叫家庭医生帮她做次全身检查

You know kick the tires see how she's rolling

好好看看她哪里出了毛病

Yeah thanks Dale

谢你全家啊戴尔

I tell you my wife wants to have sex with me

我告诉你我老婆想跟我打炮

you tell me she needs to see a doctor

你就说她需要看医生

Well I'm sorry

我真是失礼了

You making a woman hot that's completely normal

你让女人欲火焚身可太正常不过了

Hey

我回来了

I thought you were working

我以为你还在上班

Oh I'm on lunch break

现在是午休

Brought you something to eat

我给你带了点吃的

Oh thank you

谢谢你

Oh I also got you some ginger ale for your tummy

我还拿了些姜汁汽水让你的胃舒服点

Why do you look like you're gonna cry

你怎么看起来快哭的样子

'Cause I am

因为人家就是快哭了

What's wrong

出什么问题了

My whole life

我整个人生都出大问题了

A year ago I was a TV weather girl in San Antonio

一年前我还是圣安东尼奥市的气象女孩

and now I'm living in a garage with the 17 year old

现在我却和搞大我肚子的17岁男孩

who got me pregnant

住在车库里

I'll be 18 before you know it

我很快就满18岁了哦

But not before you're a father

但在那之前你就当爹了

Okay well what can I do

好吧那我能做些什么

Nothing you're doing great

什么都不用做你已经做得很棒了

That's how screwed up my life is right now

这说明我现在的生活有多糟糕

you're the best part of it

你竟然已是我生命中最美好的那部分

Thank you

谢谢你这样说

I'm really trying

我真的很努力了

I know you are

我知道

It's gonna be okay

不会有事的

Is it

真的吗

I peed in the sink last night

我昨晚甚至在洗手池里尿尿了

Trust me I'll fix this

相信我我会解决这问题

Now here's the guest room

这里就是客房

Make yourself at home

你当自己家就好不用拘束

Thank you so much

太感谢了

It's only temporary I promise

我只是暂住一阵子我保证

Oh no problem

我不介意啊

Stay as long as you need

你需要住多久都可以

Bathroom's right down the hall

卫生间就在走廊尽头

Oh boy a bathroom

太好了有正经卫生间

I'll go get the rest of your stuff

我去把你剩下的东西都拿过来

Thank you

谢谢你

Question about your TV

对了你的电视机

I want it Gotcha

-我想要 -没问题

I started working on this presentation

我一开始准备的发言内容

to address specific ethical dilemmas

是思考如何解决特定的伦理难题

The laws of robotics

机器人定律

whether torture can be justified

折磨是否正当

and cloning people for fun and spare parts

为了好玩和备用器官而克隆人

But I realized before resolving

但在解决这些道德困境前

any of these moral quandaries the real decision is

我意识到真正的决定是

who gets to decide

谁有资格做出决定

Do we put it up for a vote

大家投票表决吗

Does everyone get to decide for themselves

每个人都能自主决定吗

Should it be by committee

该由委员会来决定吗

Is that committee elected or appointed

那委员会成员是被选出来的还是任命的呢

You see where I'm going You probably don't

你们明白我想说什么吗估计你们跟不上

For the smartest decision

我们需要最聪明的人

we need the smartest person

来做出最明智的决定

Ladies and gentlemen in the field of scientific ethics

女士们先生们在科学伦理这一领域

we can't rely on

我们不能依靠

democracy or plutocracy

民主制度或财阀当政

We need an autocracy

我们需要独裁政府

or to be more precise a "Sheldocracy "

或者说得更具体一些就是"谢尔顿独裁"

Um I don't think this was the assignment

我布置的作业好像不是这个

Sorry Dr Sturgis I pick the assignments now

抱歉斯特吉斯博士现在由我来选作业

Everybody for next class

各位同学下一节课

I want 500 words on what you can do

交500字作业说说你能做些什么

to further the Sheldocracy

来推进谢尔顿独裁

Punishment for typos will be severe

如出现拼写错误会遭到严厉惩罚

Class dismissed

各位同学下课

Hey that's my line

那是我的台词

No it isn't

才不是

Why don't you see me after class

你下课后来找我接受训话

Class dismissed

各位同学下课

And I'm telling you

你要明白

your feelings are valid

你的感受并不是无理取闹

I don't know

我不知道啦

Look at me

看着我

I know

我知道

Now tell me about the rest of your day

告诉我你今天过得怎么样

Dusty

大灰

I think I'm done talking

我已经说得够多的了

Do you mean

你意思是...

I do

没错

Mom I've really got to go

妈妈我快憋不住了

Use the sink in the garage

去车库的洗手池解决