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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

They've got to stop them in this series

得在这次阻止他们

Geez Damn it Come on

-靠 -不是吧

In Texas the Holy Trinity is God

在德克萨斯神圣的三位一体是上帝

football and barbeque

橄榄球与烧烤

not necessarily in that order

顺序可以互换

I don't care if you win just cover the damn spread

谁输谁赢无所谓让分后算我赢就行

Mom are you betting again

妈你又开始赌球了吗

没有

fans on their feet

球迷们如坐针毡

trying to urge the defense on

希望队伍展开防守

弃踢是常见战术

橄榄球中攻方有4次进攻机会

Fourth down

第四攻了

Gotta punt

必须得弃踢

Gotta

必须

Statistically always punting on fourth down

数据上来说总在第四攻弃踢

makes no sense

是十分不合理的

Statistically you're a dumbass

数据上来说你就是个傻逼

When the Aggies give up the ball

当德州农工大学队

on their own five yard line

被对方在自家五码线进攻时

但对方就必须从较远的地方开始进攻

弃踢是将球踢远虽然球权也转移给对手

the opposing team has a 92% chance of scoring

对方队伍有92%的几率会得分

When they punt from deep in their own territory

当他们从自家场地深处弃踢出去

the other team still has a 77% chance of scoring

对方队伍还是有77%的几率得分

But since they convert on fourth down 50% of the time

但他们继续进攻有50%几率再得4次进攻机会

the math says they should never punt again

所以计算显示他们不该弃踢

Okay you can tell me

好了你偷偷跟妈说

who's his real daddy

他亲生父亲到底是谁

Sheldon I've been playing and coaching football all my life

谢尔顿我踢球与当教练一辈子了

I don't think your math is right

我觉得你算得不对

Really

是吗

Hang on

你等等

No it's right

不没算错

able to hold A&M to a field goal

让农工队只是射门得分的话

they'll only be down six points

他们就只会落后6分

Is it your dentist

是你的牙医吗

The little guy with the glasses

那个戴眼镜的小个子

You can tell me

放心跟我说实话

I got to tell you I'm a little worried about my mother

跟你说我有点担心我妈

She keeps betting on these football games

她整天赌这些球赛

next thing you know there's an Italian fella

之后哪天可能就会来个意大利小伙

driving off with her pickup truck

来把她的小货车开走抵债

You think Sheldon's right

你觉得谢尔顿说得对吗

About what

哪件事情

The punting and the math

弃踢还有他的计算

I should think so

我相信应该对

He's been doing our taxes since he's six years old

从他六岁时起我们家纳税就是他在弄

We never been audited

我们也没被税局稽查

That's true

这倒是

He even got us that nice refund last year

他去年还帮我们拿到退税呢

How come Mom's not taking me to school

为什么今天不是妈载我去学校

'Cause once in a while

因为有时候

your dad wants to spend some time with you

你老爸也会想跟你相处一下啊

My little Shel man

我的小谢仔

But Mom's car has a backseat

但是妈的车有后座

Statistically I'm much safer there

数据上来说我坐那里比较安全

Hey I'm glad you brought up statistically

我刚好也想跟你聊一下这个数据

You think those numbers you talked about for Texas A&M

你觉得你昨天说的德州农工大学队的数据

would apply to my JV squad

也能用在我带的队伍上吗

I don't see why not

没道理不能啊

Unlike our former principal math doesn't discriminate

数学与前任校长不同的是数学不歧视人

You're not thinking about taking his advice are you

你不会是想用他的建议吧

Never you mind But he's wrong

-用不着你管 -可是他是错的

Everybody knows you punt on fourth down

大家都知道第四攻应该弃踢

Why does everybody knowing something make it right

为什么大家都知道就等于它是对的

Because

因为

That's what makes this country great

美国就是因此而伟大

Many years later

许多年后

my brother would use this same argument

我哥也用了这段话

in front of a judge

跟法官解释

He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth

但他在电话亭里撒尿的事还是被定罪了

Oh damn it

靠

I'll send in the punting team

我去让弃踢手上场

Hang on Hang on

等等你等等

What

怎么

Let's go for it

继续进攻

Why We got plenty of time

为什么我们时间还很充足啊

I know Still want to go for it

我知道还是想要继续进攻

We're on the 12 yard line Everybody know you punt

我们在12码线上呢大家都知道该保守弃踢

Why does everybody knowing something make it right

为什么大家都知道就等于它是对的

But we're on the 12 yard line Coach

但是在我们球门口啊教练

Okay Coach says we're going for it

教练让我们继续进攻

Stupid brother

白痴弟弟

What Nothing

-什么 -没事

Power left jumbo on two on two Ready break

左侧突破准备散开

And your Wolves are going for it on fourth down

狼队在第四攻选择继续进攻

What the hell Punt

什么鬼弃踢啊

Statistically they're better off going for it

数据上来说继续进攻比较好

Says who My little boy

-谁说的 -我儿子

That's why everybody punts

这就是为什么大家都弃踢

That was just plain foolishness

这简直就是脑袋抽风

Your little boy's a real genius

你小儿子可真天才啊

Well actually he is

他还真是天才

Come on

不是吧

Too many men on the field defense

犯规防守方场上人数过多

Replay fourth down

第四攻重来

Ah Thank you Jesus

感谢老天

Now can I send in the punt team

我现在可以叫弃踢手上场了吗

Coach

教练

And they're going for it again

他们再度继续进攻

What the hell Punt

什么鬼啊弃踢啊

Remind me to tell you about the tax refund I got from the IRS

提醒我下次跟你说我拿到国税局退税的事

Set Hut

开始

Go go go go go go

上上上上上

Go Whoo

上啊

Go go go Go

冲啊冲啊

He's at the 30 the 20 the 10

来到了30码线 20码 10码

Touchdown Wolves

达阵得分狼队

I never had any doubt Coach Never had any doubt

我就没怀疑过你教练没怀疑过

Oh booyah Yes

看到没太好啦

Sweet dreams baby

晚安啦宝贝

Night Meemaw

晚安姥姥

Can I ask you a favor

我能请你帮个忙吗

Sure What You know those statistics

-可以啊什么事 -你还记得

that you were talking about with your dad

你跟你爸爸说的那些什么数据吗

Could could that be applied to say

那些数据也能套用到...

who might win the Cowboys Packers game next week

比如说下周的牛仔与包装工队比赛吗

And more specifically by how much

能不能更详细到差多少分之类的

I suppose with enough data I could make a reasonable guess

如果我有足够数据应该可以给出合理猜测

I don't want a guess I want to know

我不要猜测我要确切的

Mom said you're not supposed to gamble

妈说不可以赌博

Sleep child

睡你的觉死小孩

Mom In here

-妈 -在这里呢

I'll get those numbers to you tomorrow

我明天把那些数据弄给你

Just tucking him in

来哄他睡觉

I got something for you

我有东西给你

It's dirty

是脏的

Well that's 'cause it's the game ball

因为这是比赛用过的球

And you earned it 'cause you helped us win

这是你应得的因为你帮我们赢了比赛

Okay but can you wash it

好吧但你能先洗一洗吗

Sheldon your daddy's telling you he's proud of you

谢尔顿你爸爸是在夸你以你为荣呢

I see Thank you Dad

好吧谢谢你爸爸

You're welcome

不客气

I'm still never touching that

但我还是不要碰它

Let's go wipe it off

去帮他擦干净吧

For the next five weeks

接下来的五周

I continued to help my father apply statistics

我继续帮我爸爸套用数据

to coach his team

来执教他的队伍

Not surprisingly they continued to win

毫无意外地队伍一直在赢

which changed my status in the school dramatically

这让我在学校的地位冲上云霄

There he is Yo Sheldon

-他来啦 -谢尔顿

Shel dog

谢狗

Math man

数学哥

Hey cutie

小可爱

It was a nightmare

简直就是一场恶梦

Shel dog

谢狗

Hugging hair tousling high fives

拥抱弄乱头发击掌

And as my popularity grew so did my time aloft

我的人气冲上云霄我在空中的时间也长了

Hey I've been looking all over for you

我到处在找你呢

Do you know how popular we are

你知道我们现在人气有多高吗

We Yeah

-我们吗 -对啊

I put the word out I was helping you with the football stats

我放出消息说我有帮忙你算橄榄球的数据

And since I'm Asian they bought it

他们看我是亚洲人就信了

Well I'm glad you're enjoying it

你享受这感觉我替你高兴

You're not

你不享受吗

I was touched 82 times this afternoon

今天一下午我被人摸了82次

What do you mean "touched"

你说"摸"是什么意思

Not inappropriately

不是不合适地乱"摸"

Joyfully

是开心地

Affectionately

充满热情地

A cheerleader hugged me to her bosom

还有一个拉拉队员抱我入她胸

That's amazing

太爽了吧

No more high fives

我不要再击掌了

I can't keep washing my hands

我不想一直洗手

There's my little assistant coach

这不是我的小助理教练吗

Hello Dad

你好啊老爸

You have any more uh arithmetic ideas

关于下星期的比赛

for next week's game

还有什么算出来的小妙招吗

I do but I'm trying to finish my homework

有啊但我想先写完作业

Looks complicated

看起来很复杂啊

Advanced chemistry It's not

这是高等化学不复杂啊

What are you guys doing

你们在干嘛呢

Your brother and I are gonna knock around a few ideas

你弟弟跟我在讨论讨论下周

for the Freeport game

对弗里波特队的比赛打法

Can I help

我能帮忙吗

Actually yeah Run out to my truck

可以啊帮忙跑去我车上

There's a little uh pocket calculator on my front seat

前座有一个口袋计算器

I got you a present

我有个礼物给你

Thought it might help with your figuring

我想这个能帮忙你算

I don't need a calculator Dad I am one

我不需要计算器啊爸我就是计算器

Sure

行吧

Go get it anyway

还是去拿吧

It's solar powered

是太阳能的

Can you imagine that

你能想象到吗

Georgie turn that down

小乔治小声点

What

什么

And look at this room You need to clean this mess up

看看你房间快给我整理干净

I'll get to it later

我等会再弄

No you'll get to it now

不行你现在就整理

I don't feel like it

我不想

Well your feelings have nothing to do with it

不管你想不想都现在去打扫

And stop throwing that ball

也不要再丢那个球了

My room bothers you so much you clean it

我房间让你这么看了烦那你来打扫

That's it You are grounded You hear me

够了你被禁足了听到没

The hell

怎么回事

There's my little Moonpie

我的小饼饼

Did you get a chance to look at this week's games for me

你抽空帮我看这周的比赛了吗

Not yet You understand there's a little time crunch involved

-还没 -你知道没剩多少时间了吧

Meemaw's got some outstanding loans I need to pay back

姥姥有一些欠款得还上呢

I'm sorry I have to finish my homework

抱歉但我得先写完作业

and then I have to help my dad

然后去帮完我爸爸之后才有空

Come on

来嘛

I'm your meemaw

我是你亲爱的姥姥

I make you cookies

我还给你做饼干

How 'bout a little quid pro quo

咱们俩互利互惠一下如何

As much as I enjoy your use of Latin no

虽然我挺喜欢你用成语但不了

Shelly time to get ready for bed

谢利该准备上床睡觉了

But I'm not done

我还没写完呢

Don't you sass me too young man

小家伙别跟我顶嘴

Brush your teeth and get to bed

去刷牙睡觉

I think your anger might be a little misdirected

我觉得你的怒火有点发泄错地方了

Don't you start with me either

你也别来跟我挑事

Now see you're still shootin' wide

瞧你还是在拿旁人出气

Good evening Mrs Cooper

晚上好库珀太太

Can I speak to Sheldon

我能和谢尔顿聊聊吗

No you can't speak to Sheldon

不行你不能

It's late He's in bed

很晚了他已经睡了

Oh I was hoping he might like to go to a party with me

我想问他要不要跟我一起去派对

Has everyone lost their mind

大家都集体发疯了吗

He's a little boy Tam

他还是个孩子丹

Good night

晚安

Good Lord that mouth of yours is a machine gun tonight

天啊今晚你那张嘴好像机关枪似地

What are you doing

你在干什么

Trying to calculate the odds of the Dolphins

试着算出下周日海豚队

covering the spread next Sunday

让分后赢的几率

I like dolphins

我喜欢海豚

They talk out of that hole in their head

他们用脑袋上的洞来说话

Hello

你好

Tam

丹

What are you doing here

你怎么会在这儿

Would you like to go to a party with me

你愿意和我一起去派对吗

I don't want to go to a party with anyone

我不想和任何人一起去派对

I would

我愿意

Please Sheldon

拜托了谢尔顿

It's right across the street

就在马路对面

Just get me in and you can go back to bed

带我进去然后你就可以回来睡觉了

I have to ask my mom

我得先问下我妈妈

No need She knows all about the party

不用了她知道派对的事

All right then

那好吧

I need a minute to change

给我一分钟换身衣服

Why are you wearing that It makes me look older

-你为什么穿这个 -能让我看起来成熟些

Just so we're clear once you get in

先把话说清楚一把你弄进去

I'm going home

我就回家了

Hey Sheldon

好呀谢尔顿

What are you doing

你这是干什么

Hey everybody check it out Sheldon's here

各位快看啊谢尔顿来了

I hope that doesn't wake up the kids

希望孩子们不会被那派对吵醒

Should I go over there and say something

要不要我去那边说说他们

I think you should

我觉得有这必要

I was bluffin'

我刚只是吹牛

Don't make me put my socks back on

别逼我把袜子穿回去

Never mind

算了

Good night

晚安

Good night

晚安

I feel bad about yelling at Georgie

我朝小乔治大吼了我觉得很内疚

He deserved it

他该骂

You should do it more

你应该多吼他几次

I think he's feeling left out

我想他是觉得被冷落了

now that you and Sheldon are spending so much time together

因为你和谢尔顿现在常黏在一起

Are you kiddin' me

你在逗我吗

You're always saying to find something in common with Sheldon

是你一直叫我找到和谢尔顿的共同话题

And now that I have you're telling me I'm ignoring Georgie

现在我找到了你又说我冷落小乔治了

I'm not saying that

我没那么说

I'm just reminding you

我只是提醒你

that you got two sons

你有两个儿子

I know

我知道

I also got a daughter I need to spend more time with

我还有个女儿也应该多跟她相处

You do

确实是的

But I wouldn't worry about her

但我不担心她

She's an angel

她就是个小天使

Sheldon Sheldon Sheldon

谢尔顿谢尔顿谢尔顿

Put me down Sheldon Sheldon

-放我下来 -谢尔顿谢尔顿

I said put me down

快把我放下来

Put me down I'm not enjoying this

放我下来我不喜欢这样

Missy what are you doing here

米希你在这儿干吗

Cuttin' loose What are you doing here

放纵享乐你又在这儿干吗

Slowly Slowly

慢点慢点

Slowly

慢点

You too

你也来了

Hello Georgie

你好小乔治

You're not supposed to be here

你不应该来这里

Neither are you You're grounded

你也不该来你被禁足了

Come on

走吧

Both of you are going home Now

你们俩现在就给我回家

Oh thank goodness Aw

-谢天谢地 -不要嘛

How's puberty treating you

青春期对你影响如何

Because it is knocking me for a loop

它可让我长大了许多

Right

对吧

Somehow my parents didn't find out about me partying heartily

我父母居然没发现我去纵情派对了

But I did pay a price

但蜡烛两头烧

for burning the candle at both ends

确实让我付出了代价

B+ 展示你的计算过程

I made a mistake on a math test

我数学考试时犯了错

In my exhaustion I did all the calculations in my head

我太累了我在脑子里运算

and like a common zoo animal forgot to show my work

结果像动物园里的动物一样忘了写出计算过程

I just saw one of those girls from the party

我刚遇到派对上的一个女生

and she acknowledged my existence by doing this

她对我做了这个动作像承认了我的存在

I've never felt so alive

人生首次感到如此有存在感

Are you okay

你还好吗

No I'm not

不好

Yeah so

这又怎么样

A B plus that's the beginning of the end

B+ 这是走向终点的开始

The end of what

什么终点

My life

我的人生

If I don't make some changes who knows how far I'll fall

如果我不做出改变谁知道我会堕落到什么地步

I could wind up a drug addict or a lawyer

说不定我会变成瘾君子或律师

Is it possible you're overreacting

你会不会反应过激了

No Starting today I'm done helping the football team

不从今天起我不再帮橄榄球队了

But if you do that girls will no longer greet me like this

你这样妹子们再也不会这么跟我打招呼了

I'll greet you like that

我会这么跟你打招呼

It's not the same

这不一样

Extricating myself from this situation

让我自己从这些事中抽身

was not going to be easy

并非易事

My father was counting on me Meemaw was counting on me

我父亲指望着我我姥姥指望着我

the school was counting on me

学校也指望着我

After much thought I decided to employ

深思熟虑后我决定

the one strategic maneuver I knew I could count on

采取最靠得住的战略策略

I tattled

打小报告

Mom

妈妈

Sheldon got a B plus That's terrible for him

谢尔顿得了B+ 真是太糟糕了

I'm very disappointed in all three of you

我对你们三个非常失望

That is right Missy this is for your ballet class

没错米希这是给你上芭蕾课穿的

We do not go to parties

你们不许去派对玩

I am very disappointed

我非常失望

Got to go pick up some equipment for the team you want to join me

我要去给队伍弄些装备你想一起去吗

Can't I'm grounded

去不了我被禁足了

Yeah well

是啊不过

I won't tell if you won't

你不说我也不会说出去

Sheldon going

谢尔顿去吗

That little snitch Absolutely not

那个背信弃义的小崽子当然不去

Sheldon still gonna help you with the math

谢尔顿还会帮你算数吗

I don't think so

我想不会了

But I did hear his little Asian friend can do it

但我听说过他那个亚洲人朋友也会算

Hello

你好

话说

Oilers are a four point favorite for this Sunday's game

这个周日油工队赔率是让四分

but it's a home game so I'm thinking I give the points

但是是油工队主场所以我想赌主队让分赢盘

What do you think

你觉得呢

I think I have to tell on you again

我觉得我又得告发你了

Go ahead What's your mama gonna do ground me

有本事就去啊你妈能怎样禁我的足吗

Take the Oilers give the points

买油工队让分赢盘

I love you Moonpie

我爱你小饼饼

For the record the Oilers lost that game

告诉你们油工队输了那场比赛

by four touchdowns

对手四次触地得分

Meemaw never asked for my advice again

姥姥再也没问过我意见了

Come on come on come on Damn it

来啊来啊我靠

Okay

好了

One more time

再一次

Mama needs a new Jet Ski

妈妈需要台新的摩托艇

And

结果是

rat bastard

王八羔子

How you doin' there Connie

你好吗康妮

Hey Vincent

你好啊文森特

What brings you to Louisiana

你怎么到路易斯安那州来了

Wait don't tell me

等等别告诉我

You're here to see Tony Orlando

你是来看托尼·奥兰多的

'Fraid not

不是的

Oh well you ought to check him out

反正你该去看看他的表演

He'll uh knock your socks off

他会让你大吃一惊的

I like my socks on

我喜欢穿着袜子

Connie you're putting me in a very awkward position

康妮你让我很为难

I won a toaster oven playing keno

我玩基诺彩票赢了一台面包烤箱

You want it

你想要吗

I got one

我自己有

I want my money

我想要我的钱

All right

好啊

Hang on

稍等

That's a very nice jacket

你的外套很好看

You're looking dapper

你穿着看上去很帅

Hey they comp my room here

这个赌场送我免费住宿

They do that for you

你也有这个待遇吗

Actually they frown upon my presence here

事实上他们不太欢迎我来

Oh I also get a coupon for the breakfast buffet

我还拿到了自助早餐的优惠券

You should look into that

你应该去问问

Constance

康斯坦丝

Patience Vincenzo

耐心点文森索

Yes

赞啦

All right now we're talking

太好了这才像话嘛

Will you take a down payment in quarters

你愿意收硬币作为头期款吗

Do I have a choice

我有选择吗

Start scoopin'

开捞吧

I got to go see Tony Orlando

我得去看托尼·奥兰多了

Hey I need another cup

再给我一个杯子