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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Who are you I'm Paige

你是谁我叫佩奇

A unique child can require a lot of attention

一个特殊的孩子可能需要耗费很多注意力

Try all the attention

应该是全部的注意力

Barry and I haven't been in a good place in a long time

巴里跟我的感情不睦很久了

This is oddly reminiscent of a dinner with my family

这个意外地让我想起我家人共进晚餐的场景

Do you think Stone Age parents stayed together forever

你觉得石器时代的父母会一直在一起吗

They had to There were no lawyers

必须的啊那年代没有离婚律师

Well I think my parents are getting a divorce ‭Why

-我觉得我父母要离婚了 -为什么

They fight all the time

他们总是吵架

About what ‭Mostly me

-吵什么 -大多跟我有关

I guess I'm lucky

那我挺幸运吧

Why

为什么

I'm the glue that holds our family together

我是维持我家紧密关系的胶水

No more coffee

没咖啡了吗

Last cup

我这是最后一杯

Well you mind making more

那你不介意再煮一壶的吧

I just sat down

我刚坐下呢

But you finished the pot

但喝掉最后一杯的人得煮新的呀

George if I wanted to make a cup of coffee

乔治我要是想泡咖啡

I'd have stayed at my house

我就留在自己家里喝了

One day I'm gonna put you in a home

有一天我要送你去老人院

and I'm gonna smile just like that

到时候我也会这么对你笑

That's fine

无所谓

By then I won't know who you are anyway

到时候我也不记得你是谁了

Guess who is getting a divorce

猜猜谁要离婚了

About time Congrats

也是时候了恭喜你啊

Linda and Barry Swanson

琳达与巴里·斯旺森

Who's that A And can you tell me how to make coffee

那是谁啊你能教我怎么煮咖啡吗

They're Paige's parents

是佩奇的父母啦

Who

谁啊

The little smart girl

那个天才小女孩啊

Apparently she's taking the divorce really hard

离婚好像让她受了很大的打击

I guess she's been having trouble in school

可能本来在学校也过得不太开心吧

Aw poor thing

可怜的小东西

Linda thinks Sheldon might be a good influence

琳达觉得谢尔顿或许能让她振作起来

you know maybe rub off on her a little bit

当当她的榜样让她学习一下

What she wants her kid to be more like Sheldon

她想让她孩子多像谢尔顿一点吗

I don't know what to say about that

对此我真是感到无言以对

So good news

好消息

Paige is gonna spend the weekend with us

佩奇这周末要来我们家住

My history with Paige brought up complicated feelings

我跟佩奇的过去令我对此事有复杂感受

She challenged me

她挑战我

Do you know if you'll be doing

你知道他会不会

a full color octet calculation with matrix manipulations

教用矩阵乘法做八色胶子运算吗

I know you're in my spot

我知道你坐了我的专座

She disturbed me

她令我不舒服

Hi Sheldon

你好啊谢尔顿

She enraged me

她令我火冒三丈

Checkmate

将军

Things were simpler for my simple minded sister

跟我头脑简单的姐姐相处就没那么复杂

Yay

好棒

Shelly I got you something

谢利我给你准备了礼物

The Professor Proton Science Kit

《质子教授》科学用品组

Wait a minute

等等

Last time you gave me a present for no reason

你上次无来由就给我礼物

I had to get a booster shot

随后我就被抓去打了疫苗

Nothing like that

没有那样啦

I was just thinking it might be a fun thing for you

我只是觉得如果你跟佩奇分享一起玩

to share with Paige

应该会挺有意思

Sharing Sometimes I feel like you don't know me

分享有时候真觉得你完全不懂我

Paige is having a rough time at home right now

佩奇最近在家里过得很不开心

and I think she could really use a friend

我觉得她或许很需要一个朋友的陪伴

A crocodile could really use a meal

一只鳄鱼也很需要饱餐一顿

but that doesn't mean I should leap into his mouth

但并不代表我要以身喂鳄鱼啊

Shelly I am asking you to do this for me

谢利我是在请你为我这么做

This was the woman who cut the crusts off my sandwiches

这位女士可是为我把三明治切边的人

She had me Into the mouth I go

-我被她掌握 -我这就往鳄鱼嘴里跳

Why haven't you mowed the lawn

你为什么还没把院子的草割了

I been busy

我忙着呢

Well you're not busy now

你现在就不忙啊

I'm working out

我在忙着健身[工作]呢

Got the word "work" right there in it

这不是还带着"工作"的吗

Get out there and mow

快给我滚出去割草

Why I'm making good money

为什么我现在赚不少钱

I don't need an allowance so I don't need to do chores

我不需要零花钱了我才不要做家事

It's not about that

跟那个无关

You're part of this family you still need to help out

你是家庭的一份子就需要帮忙做家事

So I'm just here to do your bidding

所以我就得当你跑腿的呗

Well and people say Sheldon's a genius

人家还说谢尔顿是天才呢你也不赖

I just want to remind you both to please be sensitive

我最后一次提醒你们多注意一点

about the situation with Paige's family

不要让佩奇想起家里的事

She's talking to you dingus

她是在跟你说呢小老弟

Both of you

是对你们俩说

Hi come in ‭Hello

-欢迎请进 -你好啊

Hi Missy Hi Sheldon

你好啊米希你好啊谢尔顿

What did you do to your hair

你的头发怎么弄成这样了

Is this because your parents got divorced

是因为你父母离婚了吗

‭Dingus

小老弟啊

Well she just really wanted to

她就是想要嘛

and I thought you know under the circumstances

我就想这种情况下她说想要

why not

那又有何不可呢

Well I think it looks great

我觉得很好看啦

So can I have pink

那我也可以染粉色...

No Why don't you kids go play

休想孩子们你们去玩吧

I'd rather have pink hair than together parents

我想要粉头发胜过父母不离婚

I don't blame you

这想法没毛病

Well it's about time

这才对嘛

Hi Mr Cooper

库珀先生你好啊

Billy What are you doing

比利你在做什么

I'm mowing the lawn

我在割草啊

What are you doing

那你在干嘛

Did Georgie put you up to this

是小乔治要你来割的吗

Yeah He's paying me

对啊他付我钱

That dummy

那傻子

I'm raising the money to buy a Jet Ski

我在存钱买摩托艇

I mean I'm thrilled that he's gone

跟他分开我是非常开心啦

but I do worry about how it's affecting Paige

但我很担心对佩奇的影响

Of course

当然啦

You and George have such a beautiful family

你跟乔治的家庭这么幸福

I think it's good for her to be around that right now

我觉得让她在这样的环境待几天也不错

Oh Hey

你好啊

Nice to see you Sorry about the divorce

欢迎你来离婚的事情别太难过

I got to go yell at my idiot son

我现在得去骂我的傻逼儿子了

Georgie Where are you

小乔治你在哪

You look great by the way

对了你看起来很容光焕发啊

Oh thanks I started smoking again

谢谢我最近又开始抽烟了

What the hell's wrong with you

你他妈是有什么毛病啊

You think it's okay for Billy Sparks to do your work

你觉得叫比利·斯巴克斯帮你做事是对的吗

I paid him

我付钱给他了啊

I tried to give him two dollars but he only wanted one

我想给他两块钱的但他坚持只要一块

Damn it Georgie I'm trying to teach you responsibility

靠小乔治我是想教导你责任感

You can't just buy your way out of everything in life You sure

-人生不是什么问题都可以用钱解决的 -你确定吗

'Cause I'll give you ten bucks to leave me alone right now

如果你现在不烦我我可以给你十块钱

Go mow the lawn

给我去割草

I'm not gonna say it again

这是我最后一次说了

Fine But I'm only doing this so you'll get off my back

行行行但纯粹是因为我不想再听你唠叨了

Oh you'll know when I'm on your back little man

我真的要唠叨你就不只是这样了小伙子

Now we can be hair twins

现在我们可以当发型姐妹了

Paige you're supposed to be doing science with me

佩奇你应该跟我一起做科学才对

That's boring

那无聊死了

I want to do something dangerous

我想要做点危险的事情

This is dangerous We don't have an eye wash station

这就很危险啊我们没有紧急洗眼台

Let's go to the mall Mom doesn't like the mall

-我们去商场吧 -妈妈不喜欢商场

She says the mannequins don't have enough clothes on

她说里面的假人都衣不蔽体

but I think it's 'cause we're poor

但我觉得只是因为我们穷

We are poor I do our taxes

我们家是穷我报我们家的税

Don't worry I'll ask her

别担心由我来问

Ever since my parents got divorced

打从我父母离婚后

people can't say no to me

大家就什么事情都让我做

My mom promised she would take me to the mall

我妈答应过我带我去商场

to get me a new backpack

要给我买新背包

but she was so busy cleaning my dad's stuff out of the garage

但她当时忙着在把我爸的东西清出车库

that I think she forgot ‭Oh

我觉得她可能已经忘了这事

Of course I can take you Anything you need

我当然可以带你去啦任何事都可以

Thank you Mrs Cooper

谢谢您库珀太太

Will you marry me

你可以嫁给我吗

Why are you taking a backpack to the mall

你为什么去商场要背背包啊

This is my mall safety kit

这是我的商场救护包

Earplugs to drown out crowd noise

耳塞是用来阻挡嘈杂的人群声

Wet Naps to wipe down escalator handrails

湿纸巾是用来擦电扶梯的扶手

a compass a map of the mall

一个指南针一份商场地图

and a whistle in case I get lost

一个求救口哨以防我走丢

or approached by a woman holding a perfume bottle

或是被拿着试用香水的女人搭讪

You want to stuff him in there right

你是不是也想把他塞进包里

没有啊

Yes

当然

Okay Paige

好的佩奇

where should we go to get your backpack

我们应该去哪里买你的背包呢

The Hello Kitty store

凯蒂猫商品店

I would help you find it but this subpar mall map

我很愿意帮你找但这个二流的商场地图

isn't even oriented north

甚至都不是朝北画的

Let's go All right have fun at the Hello Kitty store

-走吧 -好啦在凯蒂猫商品店玩得开心

and meet me at the fountain in half an hour

半个小时后到喷水池那里跟我碰头

Just to be clear there are no actual kitties right

我确认一下里面没有真的猫吧

I can't imagine talking to my dad

我都不敢想象

the way this kid talks to me

用那孩子对我说话的方式跟我爸说话

I'd have had a belt on my backside so fast

感觉我爸的皮带会瞬间抽到我的屁股上

My dad was a hugger

我爸爸是爱抱抱的那种

I had to tell him three times to mow the lawn

请他去割草我还得三催四请

and he still gave me attitude

他还能给我脸色看

He's going to school holding down a job

他有在上学还能有工作

If he was my kid I'd be proud of him

如果他是我孩子我会很引以为豪

I am proud of him

我有以他为荣啊

When he's not being a total pain in my ass

只要他不要在我面前跟个死小孩一样

You ever tell him you're proud

你有跟他说过你以他为荣吗

He knows

他知道啦

I think it's important for children to hear it

我觉得让孩子亲耳听到这事挺重要的

You don't even have kids

你都没孩子好吗

I teach and coach teenage boys

我是一群青少年的老师与教练

I also put up with your childish nonsense

还得忍受你的孩子气

Georgie's just being so damn disrespectful

小乔治就是真的很目无尊长嘛

I don't want to reward that

我不想鼓励他这种行为

All right

好吧

My father never said he was proud of me

我父亲也从未对我说过他以我为荣

I turned out just fine

我还不是好好的

George I'm just trying to have a nice day

乔治我只是想来愉快地打打球

make some white folks uncomfortable

然后顺便让一些白人兄弟看了难受

Can you please

能对我高抬贵手吗

This isn't the Hello Kitty store

这不是凯蒂猫商品店啊

No It's Hot Topic

不是这是热议潮服店

What's the topic devil worship

议论什么呢恶魔崇拜吗

Hey did you know there's a bow tie section in the back

你知道这店后面有领结区吗

Why would they hide that in the back

他们为什么要把领结区放在后面

Ooh ‭What's that

那是什么

Body glitter

身体闪粉

That's so much better than regular glitter

这可比普通的闪粉酷多了

Then buy it

那就买啊

I don't have any money

我一分钱都没有

Then steal it

那就偷走

No my mom would kill me

不行我妈妈会杀了我的

Fine Your mom can't punish me

好吧你妈妈不能惩罚我

I didn't see any bow ties

我一个领结都没看到

just a shirt with a bad word on it

只看到一件印着脏话的衬衫

What did you put in your pocket

你把什么东西放进口袋了

Nothing

什么都没有

Are you guys stealing

你们在偷东西吗

Because if you are

因为如果你们偷东西

I am prepared to literally blow the whistle on you Okay

-我就要对你们吹哨子了[揭发你们] -好了

Okay

好了

Relax we were just playing around

放松点我们只是闹着玩

Let's just get out of here Good

-我们还是走吧 -很好

Everyone behind the counter

柜台后面的每一个人

has an earring where an earring does not belong

都有个在正确位置以外的耳环

I've already mowed the lawn

我已经割好草了

I know Thanks for doing that

我知道谢谢你的帮忙

So what do you want

你还想怎样

Well I was thinking you and I could go grab a burger

我在想我们可以去吃个汉堡

Why

为什么

'Cause I thought it'd be a nice thing to do

因为我觉得一起吃个饭挺好的

Which restaurant

去哪家餐厅吃

Why does it matter

去哪家吃有差别吗

Well McDonald's burgers are fried

麦当劳的汉堡是煎的

and sometimes I like flame broiled

我有时喜欢吃明火烤的

Fine we can go to Burger King

好吧我们可以去吃汉堡王

I don't like the fries at Burger King

我不喜欢吃汉堡王的薯条

Ooh Arby's has those curly fries

阿比餐厅有卷卷薯条

Shoot they don't have burgers

该死他们不卖汉堡

Then let's go to Whataburger

那就去吃华特汉堡吧

Okay but I hope you're not this cranky the whole meal

好吧但我希望你在吃饭时脾气能好一点

那个

we haven't really had a chance to talk much lately

最近我们一直没机会说说话

Why is it so hot in here

这里为什么这么热

AC's busted

空调坏了

Why don't you get it fixed

那你为什么不修

'Cause I got better things to spend my money on

因为我要把钱花在更重要的地方

Anyway

总而言之

what I wanted to say is

我只想说

even though I'm not loving your attitude lately

虽然我不喜欢你最近的态度

I think it's great you got this job

但你能找到这份工作很好

and y you're doing so well at it

你做得还很出色

I'm proud of you

我以你为荣

All right

知道了

That's all you have to say

这就是你的回应吗

Well maybe if I wasn't sweating my balls off

我要不是热的要死

I could think of something else

也许还能想出点别的

Just stick your head out the window

你把头伸出窗外就好了

If it's about money I've got money

如果是因为钱的话我这里有

It can even be a loan if it makes you feel better

如果你心里过不去我可以借给你

Don't you dare

你再敢说一句试试

You said you're proud of my job I don't think you are

你说你以我的工作为荣我觉得你没有

You know what Forget lunch

这样吧别吃午饭了

Let's just go home

干脆回家吧

Smart Save some money for your truck

明智为你的卡车省点油钱

That's it

够了

You're walking

你给我走路回家

I had survived a perilous trip to the accessory store

我从这趟配饰店危险之旅中幸存下来

but it turned out the real accessory was me

但其实真正的配饰[从犯]是我

身体闪粉

I can't believe you stole

我不敢相信你偷了东西

You walked out with it You stole

是你把它带出来的是你偷的

Why would I steal glitter

我为什么要偷闪粉

I already have a sparkling personality

我已经有闪光般的人格了

Tell it to the cops

去跟警察解释吧

Or your cellmate

或是跟你的狱友解释

You're so smart Why are you acting like this

你那么聪明为什么要变成这样

Maybe I don't want to be smart

也许我不想那么聪明

I have to sit down

我得坐下缓缓

Being smart sucks

当聪明的小孩糟透了

It's the reason we moved here from Arkansas

就是因为这个我们才从阿肯色州搬到这里

a and my parents never yelled at each other before that

在这之前我的父母从来没吵过架

It's just better to be normal

当个普通人更好

It works for me But I also have good cheekbones

我就这么觉得但我还有漂亮的颧骨

You swim here

你这是游泳了吗

Dad kicked me out of his truck I had to walk back

爸爸把我从车上赶下去了我只能走回来

What dumb thing did you say or do

你又说了什么蠢话还是做了什么蠢事

How do you know I'm the one who did something dumb

你怎么知道我是那个做蠢事的人

'Cause you kind of shine at it

因为你就擅长这个

All I did is offer to pay to fix his AC

我只是说要出钱修车载空调而已

And there it is Dumb

果然是你犯蠢笨蛋

What's wrong with that

这么说怎么了

Your dad is a grown man

你爸爸是个成年人

He doesn't want his kid giving him money

他不想要他的孩子给他钱

So he's glad I'm making money

所以我赚钱他高兴

but I'm not allowed to use that money to help him out

但我不能用那些钱帮助他吗

I don't get it

我真不懂了

Well someday when you have a bunch of sweaty

等有一天你也有一大堆满身大汗

mullet headed kids running around you will

笨头笨脑的小孩到处跑的时候你就懂了

Oh I ain't never having kids

我永远都不会生小孩

Well that's the smartest thing I ever heard you say

这是从你嘴里说出来最聪明的一句话

Thank you

谢谢

John Sturgis at your service

这里是约翰·斯特吉斯

Dr Sturgis Sheldon Cooper

斯特吉斯博士我是谢尔顿·库珀

Hello Sheldon

你好谢尔顿

How are you doing

你最近怎么样

Confused upset annoyed

困惑沮丧懊恼

and potentially in trouble with the law

还可能触犯了法律

Well in which order would you like to handle this

你想从哪开始解决这个问题呢

Let's start with confused

先从困惑开始吧

but if we hear sirens approaching we'll jump ahead

但如果我们听到警笛声我们就跳过这部分

Great What's on your mind

好的你在烦恼什么呢

Do you ever wish that you weren't smart

你曾希望过自己不聪明吗

So I would be short lonely and stupid

所以我就只是矮孤独还笨吗

No that seems worse

不那就更糟了

Why do you ask

你为什么问这个

Do you remember Paige

你还记得佩奇吗

Of course brilliant little girl

当然聪明的小姑娘

I know but she says

我知道但是她说

that she doesn't want to be smart anymore

她不想再这么聪明了

Well perhaps she's experiencing some sort of identity crisis

也许她正在经历某种身份认同危机

Is it possible her ex is dating someone

有没有可能是她的前任

who seems better for her in every imaginable way

在跟一个各方面都更适合她的人约会

I'm confused

我好困惑

So am I

我也是

How do I make her understand that being smart is the best

我该怎么做才能让她明白聪明才是最好的

Might I suggest instead of trying to fix her problem

我建议你不要试着去解决她的问题

you just listen

你倾听就好了

When I was in the psychiatric ward

当我在精神病院病房的时候

I learned that people who are struggling emotionally

我明白了那些在情绪中苦苦挣扎的人

often just need to be heard

通常只是想被倾听而已

Sounds difficult but I suppose I could try

听着好难但我想我可以试试

Another thing I learned in the hospital is that some people believe

我还在医院还学到一件事有些人相信

there're weird mole men living in tunnels deep inside the earth

有奇怪的鼹鼠人住在地球深处的隧道里

Well this has been mostly helpful

这次谈话大抵都很有用

And you're mostly welcome

我大抵也欢迎你打来

You made it

你成功走回来了

Yeah I made it

是啊我走回来了

Sorry

对不起

No problem

没关系

Is there a way to do this so it doesn't hurt

有没有不痛的修眉方法

No Beauty is pain

没有想变美就要忍痛

Boy George must really suffer

乔治男孩[歌手]肯定很痛苦

Missy I need a moment with Paige

米希我要跟佩奇单独谈谈

Make it quick

快点谈

I'm only half beautiful

我现在只有一半脸是美的

Yeah

什么事

I'm listening

我听着呢

To what

听什么

To you

听你倾诉

I'm not saying anything

我什么都没说

Well if you wanted to say anything I'd be listening

如果你想说的话我听着呢

But I don't want to say anything

但我什么都不想说

And I don't want to be listening but here we are

我也不想倾听啊但相逢即是有缘

Are you feeling better yet

你现在感觉好点了吗

You're being weird and not in the usual way

你怪怪的而且不是平常的那种怪

Guess that's my life now

看来这就是我现在的生活了

What do you mean

你什么意思

Everyone is acting weird

每个人的举止都怪怪的

My mom is going on dates and my dad is acting like a child

我妈妈出去约会我爸爸表现得像个小孩

My sister's crying all the time

我的妹妹一直哭

I just

我只是

wish that everything could go back to the way it was

希望所有事情都回到以前那样

I don't think it will

但已经回不去了

It turned out I was really good at listening

原来我非常擅长倾听

The trick is to sit there and when you want to leave don't

秘诀就是坐在那如果你想走的话忍住别走

I have to live in two separate houses

我不得不住在两个房子生活

And my grandma says the meanest things about my dad

我的外祖母用最恶毒的话骂我爸爸

I know that everyone is upset

我知道所有人都很伤心

that I'm not doing well in school

因为我不好好上学了

It's just hard to care

只是我很难去在乎了

Everything that used to seem important to me

所有从前对我很重要的事情

just doesn't anymore

现在都不再重要了

So I guess really I just feel alone

所以我想我其实只是觉得孤独吧

That sounds hard

听起来很难受

Yeah it is

是没错

Dr Sturgis was right

斯特吉斯博士是对的

There was nothing I could do to fix this or so I thought

我做什么也不能解决这个问题至少我当时那么想

Can I offer you a hot beverage

你要我给你倒一杯热饮吗

That would be nice

好啊

Be right back

马上就来

The "Hot Beverage of Comfort"

这个"热饮安慰法"

would become my go to method

变成了我安慰人时的万用妙招

of dealing with someone in emotional distress

安慰那些情绪失落的人

And it always worked

这个方法百试不爽

Except when my wife was in labor

除了我妻子生产那次

where it was suggested I throw it in my own face

某人建议我应该把它泼在自己脸上

What you doing Paige is feeling sad

-你在干什么 -佩奇很难过

so I'm making her a hot beverage

所以我在给她做热饮

Oh You're a good kid

你是个好孩子

I'm proud of you

我为你骄傲

Thank you

谢谢

Of all my accomplishments

在我取得的所有成就中

I don't know why he single this moment out

我不知道他为什么偏偏选了这个

but I'm glad he did

但我很高兴他这么做了

Sup

你们好啊