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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

A simile directly compares two things

明喻直接地比较两个有共同特征的事物

using the words "Like" and "As""

并用"像"与"如"来连接

"I slept like a log"

"我睡觉沉得像个木头"

"I'm hungry as a horse"

"我饿得像只马"

"Your love is like bad medicine "

"你的爱就像劣药"

That's Bon Jovi

这是歌手邦乔飞的歌词

Okay

好吧

His hair is awesome

他的头发超赞

Moving on

接下来

Metaphors are different from similes

隐喻与明喻就不一样了

I've been called a germophobe

很多人都说我有洁癖

but I do find a single sneeze acceptable

但我觉得打个喷嚏还是可以忍受的

It could be caused by dust allergies

有可能是因为灰尘过敏

really whatever nasal irritant floats your boat

或者各种能让你呼吸道不适的东西

However

但是呢...

during flu season

在流感季节

a second sneeze means a plague is upon the land

打第二个喷嚏就代表要天降瘟疫了

and it's every man for himself

所有人只能自求多福

Where do you think you're going

你要去哪里

Away from you

远离你

Why's that

为什么

I want to live

我还想活着

I'm not sick Get back in your seat

我没生病回座位坐好

No thank you

不用了谢谢

You know the rules

你懂校规

You can't leave without a hall pass

没有同意证不许离开教室

May I have a hall pass

那我能要一张同意证吗

No you may not

不行不给

Now get back in your seat

回座位坐好

Rules are the pillars of society

规矩是文明社会的柱石

I love rules

我爱规矩

But what benefit are rules to a dead man

但规矩能给死人带来什么好处呢

Excuse me

请问一下

Do I look like I'm getting sick to you

我看起来像是要生病了吗

You look a little pale

你看起来有点苍白

Okay good that's normal

那太好了一切正常

Now I understand Sheldon is an exceptional child

我知道谢尔顿是个非凡的孩子

all right but

话虽如此但是呢

when he willfully disobeys the order of a teacher

当他故意违抗老师的命令时

there needs to be some consequences here

得让他明白会有什么后果

Oh we couldn't agree more

我们完全同意

What kind of punishment are you thinking

您打算给他什么样的惩罚

Well Mary in a case like this a few days of detention

玛丽他这样的情况大概是几天留校察看

Really That seems a little harsh

真的吗有点重了吧

Oh detention's no big deal

留校察看没那么严重啦

Now my principal used to whup my ass with a paddle

我当年的校长还用拍子打我屁股呢

That got my attention

那可让我学乖了

Oh yeah Those were the days

对啊当年那好日子啊

Still have mine

我的拍子还在

Ol' Spanky

三尺宝拍

Got a real nice grip on that thing ‭ Yeah George

-握把很不错啊 -是啊乔治

Had the equipment manager over at the Astros make this for me

专门请别地方的设备经理为我打造

The holes in it

中间这些孔洞

cut down on wind resistance

能有效减低风阻

Smart

高招

But these days you have to have a consent form

但现在要打孩子得有家长同意函了

to whack the kids

取得同意才能打

I don't know where this world's headed

真不知道这世界要变成怎么样啊

You ought to get one of those for when Georgie acts up

等小乔治不乖你也去搞一只这个

Like you never thought about going upside his head

干嘛一副你从来没想过请小乔治

with a slab of wood

吃一顿饱拳的样子

You know there was a time this thing gave me tennis elbow

想当年啊挥这拍子都挥到得网球肘了

Okay Sheldon come o

谢尔顿来...

Where'd he go

他去哪里了

Thataway

那边

What you doing kid

你干嘛呢小屁孩

Enjoy this It is by far

好好享受这一幕

the most athletic two minutes of my entire life

这是我此生运动量最大的两分钟了

It's not funny

不好笑好吗

Oh come on now

哪里不好笑了

Sheldon in detention that's funny

谢尔顿被留校察看笑死了

I actually think it'd be good for him

我觉得这其实对会对他有帮助

He needs to learn he's not special

他得学到他并不特别

But he is special

但他就是特别的孩子啊

You know what I mean He can't just

你知道我不是这意思他不能

walk out of a classroom 'cause he feels like it

想走出教室就走出教室啊他没有特权

He was worried about catching a cold

他是担心会感冒

That is a legitimate concern

这是个很合理的忧虑

And now he's in danger of being mugged

而现在他陷入了被一屋子小流氓

by a roomful of hoodlums

勒索抢劫的危险当中了

He's not getting mugged

他不会被勒索好吗

It's half a dozen kids doing homework

也就是几个孩子在教室写作业

while a teacher watches 'em

然后有老师盯着他们

Although it might not hurt to give Sheldon a few dollars

不过你给谢尔顿身上留几块钱也不是坏事

to buy himself some protection

给他自己留点买命钱

That's actually not a bad idea

这主意还真不坏

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Nothing

没干嘛

Is that chewing tobacco

那是嚼用烟草吗

It's chocolate Bazooka What do you want

是口香糖你找我干嘛

I have detention tomorrow

我明天要被留校察看

and I thought you could give me some tips

我觉得你可以给我一点建议

That was pretty badass you walking out of class like that

你还蛮屌的就这么直接走出教室

It was not my intention to be bad "a" word but thank you

我不是故意想要那么"刁" 不过谢谢夸奖

The only thing you need to worry about in detention

留校察看你唯一需要担心的一件事就是

is staying close to the teacher

就是离老师不够近

If he leaves the room you go with him

当老师离开教室时记得跟着他

Why

为什么

'Cause you're gonna get your "a" word kicked

你不跟着他你小心被人"吊"起来打

Are you saying I'll be in physical danger

你的意思是我可能受到人身伤害吗

It's all the worst kids in school

全校最坏的孩子

in one room for an hour

放学后被留在一个教室里一小时

What do you think's gonna happen

你觉得会发生什么事

I thought we were gonna spend the time regretting our actions

我还以为我们要用那段时间反省自己

and thinking about how we could be better in the future

然后想出我们未来该如何改进

Well you thought wrong Get lost

你想错了退下吧

You're both mean and nice to me

你对我又凶又好

It's confusing

好让人搞不懂啊

Maybe I'm doing this wrong

或许我嚼法错了

Have you ever been in detention

你被留校察看过吗

没有

But I do take the school bus

不过我每天都是坐校车上学

And that is no party

车上也不是慈善之家

It's like a mental hospital on wheels

更像是移动精神病院

That's a good use of simile

你这个明喻用得很好

Thanks

谢谢

Well I'll see you tomorrow

好啦明天见吧

I hope

希望吧

Hello I'm here for detention

大家好我是来留校察看的

Where is the teacher

老师在哪里呢

Not here yet

还没到

I have three dollars

我有三块钱

Feel free to share it with the others

欢迎你跟其他人分

内德

Would you prefer a piece of paper

你会想要写纸上吗

I have some in my briefcase

我手提箱里有一些

It's here if you change your mind

改变心意了告诉我就行

All right losers you know how this works

好啦废柴们规矩大家都懂

One hour no talking no horseplay

一个小时不许说话不许捣蛋

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Hello Mr Givens

你好啊吉文斯老师

Why are you here

你怎么在这里

I didn't want to catch a cold from Ms MacElroy

我不想被马克艾罗伊夫人传染感冒

so I left her classroom without a hall pass

尽管她没给许可证我还是走出了她课堂

Well something is going around

的确是有病在到处传

I actually had a little tickle in my throat

我的嗓子眼也有点痒

Okay time to go Nice meeting you

好吧我该走了很高兴认识你

Whoa what what are you doing

你这是干什么

You've heard of fight or flight

你听过"战或逃"吗

This is flight

我现在是逃

Not so funny now is it

现在不那么好笑了吧

No How long is he suspended for

-是的 -他被停课多久

A week

一周

And it goes on his permanent record

而且这事会永久记录在他档案里

Well that's no big deal

那没什么大不了

I had all kinds of stuff on my permanent high school record

我高中时期永久记录在案的事情多了

Didn't stop me from being a bartender for eight years

那也没妨碍我当了八年的酒保啊

I think the real issue we need to deal with is his germ phobia

我觉得真正需要处理的事情是细菌恐惧症

Oh yes you don't want him turning into Howard Hughes

是啊你可不想他变成霍华德·休斯

一年剪一次指甲和头发

美国企业家及演员晚年出现精神强迫症和洁癖

Growing his nails out

指甲那么老长

Peeing in a jar

尿在罐子里

Why would he pee into a jar I don't know why he peed in a jar

-他为什么要尿罐子里 -我怎么知道为什么

I just know he did

反正他就是这么做

I hate to say it

我真不想这么说

but I think we need help with this

但我觉得这种情况我们需要帮手

Like what

什么帮手

Maybe we could take him to that nice doctor who calmed him down

或许带他去看能让他冷静下来的那好医生

when he was convinced he had an enlarged prostate

就是谢尔顿确信自己前列腺肥大那次

Sheldon only calmed down when the doctor told him

谢尔顿之所以冷静下来是因为医生告诉他

what happens in a prostate exam

前列腺检查需要做些什么事

医生会将手指伸进病人肛门

Poor thing

可怜的小家伙

Still talks about it

现在有时还在念叨那事

Thank you for seeing us Doctor

谢谢你抽时间见我们医生

No problem

不客气

So what do you got today Sheldon

今天你是什么病啊谢尔顿

Rickets Rabies

佝偻病狂犬病

Early onset menopause

早发性更年期

Is he making a joke

他是在开玩笑吗

I believe so

我觉得是

Humorous

真幽默

Sheldon's not sick

谢尔顿没病

but he has become overly concerned with getting a cold or the flu

但他对染上感冒或流感的后果有点过度恐慌

Well any symptoms runny nose achy

有什么症状吗流鼻涕浑身酸痛

sore throat fever No

-喉咙痛发热 -没有

All right well Sheldon if you do catch a cold

好吧谢尔顿就算你真感冒了

or even the flu it's it's not the end of the world

或得了流感那也不是世界末日啊

The flu was the end of the world for half a million Americans

1918年流感肆虐时期对死去的

during the influenza epidemic of 1918

50万美国人来说流感就是世界末日

Really In India

-是吗 -在印度

17 million people died

1700万人因此丧命

Okay I think we're getting off the subject

好吧我们有点岔题了

Doctor Sheldon is afraid to go to school

医生谢尔顿害怕上学

because he might get exposed

因为他觉得自己可能会

to some kind of bacteria or virus

接触到某些细菌或病毒

So he's got a phobia

所以他有恐惧症吗

It's not a phobia if the threat is real

如果威胁是真的这就不是恐惧症

You're a doctor you should know that

您是医生您应该知道这一点

Sheldon you have nothing to worry about

谢尔顿你没什么可担心的

Even if you did get the flu

就算你真得了流感

it's usually over in a week

通常一周内就会好了

Why are we getting medical advice from a man who smokes

为什么我们要听一个抽烟的人的医学建议

Sheldon O Okay

-谢尔顿 -好了

I have patients who are actually sick

我要去治真正生病的病人了

Maybe we should wrap this up

或许我们该说再见了

How come you don't get sick all the time

你怎么能不被整天传染而生病呢

Well I take precautions

因为我预防措施做得好

I wash my hands I wear gloves and a mask

我勤洗手戴手套和面罩

So Mom how was your day

妈你今天过得怎么样

We're ignoring this

我们要假装看不见吗

Okay

好吧

So pretty

真漂亮

What's going on

怎么回事

I'm not feeling so good

我感觉不太舒服

Biohazard Biohazard

生物危害生化危机

Sucker

笨蛋

In national news

国际新闻

an unusually early flu season is buffeting the country

早发不常规流感季正侵袭我们国家

Doctors say the strain originating in China

医生说流感病毒株源自中国

is particularly severe

这次尤其严重

Children and the elderly are most at risk

孩子和老人为高危人群

Sheldon why are you still up

谢尔顿你怎么还不睡

We're all gonna die

我们都会死掉

This isn't funny

这一点都不好笑

I know baby I know

我知道宝贝我知道

But you need to understand that sometimes

可你得明白有时候

the news says those things just to scare people

新闻只是危言耸听而已

Well it's working

那它达到目的了

Come here

过来

I know you don't believe in this

我知道你不相信这个

but I'm gonna do it anyway

但我还是要这么做

Lord I pray for my son Sheldon

主啊我为我儿谢尔顿祈祷

that you protect him from all illness and disease

请你保护他免受一切病痛与疾病

and keep him healthy and keep him safe

护他健康保他周全

and protect him from his head to his toes

请你保护好他从头到脚

inside and out Amen

从里到外阿门

You're right I don't believe in that

你说得对我是不相信这个

But it did feel good Thanks

但的确让我感觉好多了谢谢

In the Bible that's called a hedge of protection

在《圣经》里这叫保护层

Why do you keep smiling

你为什么一直在笑

You need to look at your mask baby

宝贝你得看看自己的口罩

Missy

米希

We have to go to school and Sheldon doesn't

我们得去上学而谢尔顿却不用

That's not fair Sure it is

-这不公平 -当然

Sheldon loves school and can't go

谢尔顿喜欢学校却不能去

You hate school and have to Fair

你讨厌学习却必须去公平

He still has to spend his day doing chores

他还是得在家做家务

Can't sit around playing with his trains

不能光闲着玩他的火车

Yeah put him to work Good parenting Dad

是啊让他工作好家教老爸

Oh I'm glad you approve

我很高兴你赞成

I do

是的

Where you going

你去哪里

I'm gonna give Sheldon a list of chores

我去给谢尔顿安排家务活啊

You're actually taking my advice

你真的采纳了我的建议吗

Yes

是的

Well how about that

真想不到

Hey you were due

你的建议合理啊

Proud of you George

为你骄傲乔治

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Yes

在

The door's locked Can you open it

门锁了你能打开吗

不行

What on earth

搞什么

Hello What are you doing

-你好 -你在干什么

I made a real germ proof hedge of protection

我做了一个无菌的保护层

Oh honey you can't stay in there

亲爱的你不能住在里面啊

I've got a refrigerator I've got my sleeping bag

我有冰箱还有我的睡袋

and anything else I need I can make out of Legos

如果我需要其他东西都可以用乐高造

What's with the Halloween costume

那你穿着万圣节的衣服干嘛

In case of a breach

以防无菌层受到入侵

Stay right there

待在那别动

That's my plan

正有此意

George

乔治

Just when you think he's gonna zig

就在你认为他要转变的时候

you get a big old zag

他给你来了个大逆转

It's ridiculous I'm I'm gonna take it down

真是荒谬我要把这扯掉

No you can't force him out of a phobia

不行你不能强迫他走出恐惧症

What do we do

我们该怎么做

He can't live in there

他不能住在里面

Well actually he can

事实上他可以

He's got the refrigerator and a sleeping bag

他有冰箱和睡袋

And he can always go potty in the sink

而且他随时可以在水槽里上厕所

I think I'll take the kids to school

我去送孩子们上学吧

I'm sure he'll be out by the time you get home

你回家时他一定已经出来了

Not sure why you think that but okay

不知道你为何如此天真但行吧

Mom Yes Shelly

-妈妈 -什么事谢利

Can you close the door

你能关门吗

I need to use the sink

我要"用水槽"

Tammy Cook ‭Here

-谭美·库克 -到

Georgie Cooper Here

-小乔治·库珀 -到

Sheldon Cooper Absent

谢尔顿·库珀缺席

Where's your brother ‭Home

-你弟弟呢 -在家

Yeah he's just

没事他只是...

Actually it's not looking good for him

其实他情况不乐观

He might not make it

他可能挺不过去了

Oh that's terrible ‭ I know

-那太糟糕了 -是啊

I love him so much

我真的很爱他

If anything ever happened I don't know what I'd do

如果他有三长两短我真不知道该怎么办

Shelly if you don't mind me asking

谢利我能问问你吗

what's your long term plan here

你的长远计划是什么

‭I'm working on the math to turn the garage

我在计算如何将车库

into a self sustaining ecosystem

变为自我维持的生态系统

Okay And what exactly does that mean

好吧那到底是什么意思

Well all I need is sunlight and a few seeds to grow unlimited food

我只需阳光和一些种子就能有无限食物

which I'll fertilize with my own feces

我还会用自己的粪便来施肥

This just gets better

这越来越好玩了

If you're not gonna help please go inside

如果你不打算帮忙就进屋里去

This is not a show

这不是娱乐节目

Now that's where I disagree

这我就不同意了

Shelly baby please come on out

谢利宝贝拜托你快出来

I can't

不行

Come on I'm your mommy

快点我可是你妈咪

Do it for your mommy

就当听妈咪话

不要

But I'm your mommy

但我是你亲娘啊

Y'all are killing me

你们俩要逗死我了

‭"I'm your mommy "

"我是你亲娘"

I think the saddest part about it is just how sad it is

我想最悲伤的就是这事有多悲哀

Is there anything that we can do

我们能帮上什么吗

I don't know

我也不知道

A hug might help

或许拥抱会有帮助

Of course

没问题

What's wrong with you two

你们俩是人吗

Don't you care about my brother

难道你们不关心我弟弟吗

Oh Sheldon

谢尔顿

That's it I've had enough of this nonsense

够了我受够你的胡闹了

If you don't come out I'm coming in

如果你不出来我就进去了

One two

一二

three ‭Breach Breach

-三 -受到入侵受到入侵

You come here right this instant ‭ No

-你立马给我过来 -不要

Sheldon ‭

谢尔顿

You can't run away from me forever

你不可能永远躲着我

I don't have to do it forever Just till you get tired

我不用一直躲啊等你累了就行了

Mary I'm gonna run and go get my video camera

玛丽我赶紧去拿我的摄影机

Don't catch him till I get back

别在我回来前抓住他

This is not a joke

这可不是玩笑

Sheldon get over here

谢尔顿给我过来

Get over here

过来

Sheldon Lee Cooper get here

谢尔顿·李·库珀过来

Right now

立刻

Oh Lord I think I'm gonna wet myself

天啊我快兴奋得尿出来了

Get You come here Sheldon Lee Cooper

过来给我过来谢尔顿·李·库珀

Look at that

瞧瞧啊

St Mary drinking alcohol

圣人玛丽居然在喝酒

God saw what just happened He gets it

上帝看到了刚才的事他能理解

Mind if I take a crack at catching the Road Runner

介意我试试抓那个小飞毛腿吗

What are you gonna do that I couldn't do

你有什么我不会的招

Oh a little trick I learned

我以前学会的招

trying to get prairie dogs out of the hole

用来把土拨鼠赶出洞

Of course we'd whack off their heads with a golf club

当然出来后我们会用球杆敲它们的头

I'm not gonna do that to Sheldon

但我不会那样对谢尔顿

Oh Moon Pie

小饼饼

I've got a little treat for you

我有好东西给你哦

Chocolate chip

巧克力碎饼干吗

Mm hmm right out of the oven

刚从烤箱里新鲜出炉

Good That means they're sterile

很好高温杀菌过

Why don't you come on out here and have a couple

不如你出来吃几块吧

I can't do that

我不能那样做

Okay I tell you what

那这样吧

I'm gonna just put 'em right out here

我就把饼干放在外面

and you can come out and get one when you're ready

你准备好了就自己出来吃

How about that I'm gonna put 'em down

这样行不我就把饼干放在

right here

这里

Come on Oh

可恶

Listen to me buster

听好了小鬼

Okay ‭You are a lot of things Sheldon

-好的 -你有很多特质谢尔顿

You are cute smart hygienic

你可爱聪明讲卫生

But most of all

但最重要的是

you are a Texan

你是德州人

所以呢

So Texans

我们德州人

aren't afraid of nothin'

无所畏惧

Rattlesnakes Indians

无论是响尾蛇印第安人

the Mexican Army

还是墨西哥军队

Do you imagine that Sam Houston was scared of a little old cold

你觉得山姆·休斯顿会惧怕小感冒吗

德州前州长美国最出名的牛仔之一

不会

Jim Bowie

吉姆·布伊呢

德克萨斯独立战争中的英勇人物

不会

Sissy Spacek

茜茜·斯派塞克呢

美国女演员出生于德州

I guess not

应该不会吧

You're damn right because they're Texans through and through

你说对了因为他们都是不折不扣的德州人

Now I want you to quit hiding in this plastic bubble

现在我要你别再躲在塑料泡泡里

and I want you to come out here and

我要你出来外面

eat your cookies out in the world like a man

像个男人一样吃你的曲奇饼

Like a Texan man

像个德州爷们一样

I'm impressed

真厉害

Me too

我也觉得

I thought I'd lost him at Sissy Spacek

说到茜茜·斯派塞克时我还以为没戏了

As you can see

如你们所见

my meemaw successfully lured me back into the world

我姥姥成功把我引诱回这世界

by reminding me of my brave Texas ancestors

通过让我想起那些英勇的德州祖先

Their blood ran through my veins

我的体内流淌着他们的血液

I was a true son of the Lone Star State

我是不折不扣的孤星州之子

德州州旗上有一颗星故德州又被称为孤星州

Albeit a true son

尽管

with an incredibly fragile immune system

我有一个极其脆弱的免疫系统

I woke up the next morning with a temperature of 102

第二天早上醒来时我烧到38.8℃

and a head packed full of mucus

鼻涕流个不停

However there was a silver lining

然而也有不幸中的万幸

Soft kitty warm kitty

软猫猫暖猫猫

Little ball of fur

小毛球猫猫

Happy kitty sleepy kitty

笑猫猫困猫猫

Purr purr purr

咕噜咕噜咕噜

Sing it again mom

再唱一遍妈妈

First blow your nose

先擤擤鼻涕

Soft kitty warm kitty

软猫猫暖猫猫

Little ball of fur

小毛球猫猫

Happy kitty sleepy kitty

笑猫猫困猫猫

Purr purr purr

咕噜咕噜咕噜