小谢尔顿-S03E21_小谢尔顿

S04

S07

视频：

小谢尔顿-S07E01

内容	操作
视频
教程课件
单词卡片

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Maybe it's time to take a break from your college classes

或许是时候暂停大学那边的课了

What Why I've gotten straight As

什么为什么我可是全满分

I know you're smart enough for college

我知道你的聪明才智足以应付大学

I'm just not sure you're mature enough

但我不确定你够不够成熟

I hope you know you're jeopardizing our relationship

希望你知道你这是在破坏我们的关系

I will take that risk

我愿意冒这个险

You know I'll eventually wear you down

你知道我迟早会缠到你答应的

We'll see I'm pretty tough

走着瞧我可坚定了呢

After everything that I've done for you and your family

我为你和你家人付出了那么多

You give my grandson a job so I'm supposed to marry you

你赏我外孙一份工作我就得以身相许吗

Well you can forget I even asked

就当我没求过婚吧

Oh no

糟了

You're fired

你被炒了

R Really

真的吗

Get out of my store

给我滚出去

Now

现在就滚

In every young man's life

在每个年轻人的生命中

there are milestones along the road to independence

他们通往独立的道路上有着许多关卡

Squashing one's very first bug

打死生命中第一只虫子

Tending to one's own boo boo

处理自己的痛痛

Not today germs Not today

别想了细菌你们带不走我

And preparing a favorite meal without one's mommy

不靠他们的妈咪自己做出最爱的餐点

Can you open this

你能拧开它吗

I'm making spaghetti with hot dogs cut up in it

我要做意大利面加热狗丁

You know there's a lady that does that for us right

你知道有一位女士会帮我们做吧

Yes but she's not here right now

我知道啊可是她现在不在

That's why I'm watching Oprah

这就是为什么我在看奥普拉

I would like to introduce each

我要给大家分别介绍

of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

每一位少年忍者神龟

I was not alone in asserting my independence that day

我不是那天唯一想要展示独立性的人

This tiny slice of hot dog also seemed to yearn for freedom

这片热狗貌似也想要追求自由

But sometimes

但有时候

freedom comes at a cost

自由是有代价的

In this case

以这次来说

a lowly disc of processed meat

一片加工肉制品

would nearly tear my family apart

几乎要让我的家庭分崩离析

Ugh Where the heck did it go

这玩意儿它上哪去了

Do we have another flashlight

家里还有别把手电筒吗

A slice of hot dog rolled under the refrigerator

有一片热狗滚到冰箱底下了

There's a flashlight in Mom's nightstand

妈妈的床头柜里有一把手电筒

Totally dude ‭Totally

绝对的兄弟绝对的

《圣经》

谢尔顿库珀的父母收

加州理工大学

Find the flashlight

找到手电筒了吗

Yes

找到了

I also found this letter from Caltech

我还收到了一封来自加州理工的信

I wonder why she was hiding it

妈妈为什么要把它藏起来呢

So read it

那你读一下啊

I'm not allowed to It's not addressed to me

我不能信不是写给我的

Who cares

管这么多干嘛

The U S Postal Service is a government agency

美国邮政是政府部门

Mail is protected by federal law

所有邮件是受联邦法律保护的

I'll read it ‭Don't

-那我来读 -别啊

If you do I'll be an accessory to the crime

如果你读了那我也会变成共犯

Interesting

有点意思

What does it say

上面写什么了

No don't tell me

别别告诉我

Okay tell me No don't

好吧告诉我不别说

Sheldon if I tell you but you never look at it

谢尔顿如果你没读那封信是我告诉你内容

then you didn't break the law right

那你就没有违法对吧

Law offices of Morris Morris & Yorn

莫里斯莫里斯与约恩律师事务所

Janice speaking

我叫贾妮思

Hello I'd like to speak to either Morris Morris or Yorn

你好我想跟莫里斯莫里斯或约恩说两句

May I ask what it is in regard to

能请问是为了哪方面事务吗

Well I was slicing a hot dog

我刚才在切热狗时...

What's up

找我什么事

I was wondering if you could talk to Dale for me

不知道能不能麻烦你帮我跟戴尔美言两句

Why

为什么

Wait a minute

等等

He fired you

他炒了你吗

Yeah

对啊

After you gave him the money back

在你把钱都补上后炒了

He didn't tell you

他没跟你说吗

We haven't exactly been on speaking terms lately

我们最近是处在不说话的一个阶段

I didn't know

我不知道是这样

But we're about to be on yelling terms

但我们马上要变成互吼的阶段了

This is exciting

好刺激啊

So if I don't actually look at the letter

所以如果我没有实际去读那封信

legally I'm in the clear

我在法律上就无罪是吗

Thank you This has been very helpful

谢谢你你的解答让我受益良多

And if in the future you have any physics questions

如果未来你有任何物理方面的问题

Janice has my info

贾妮思有我的联系方式

Missy you can legally tell me what's in the letter

米希你可以合法地告诉我信里写了什么了

See

你知道吗

here's where it gets fun

好玩的现在才开始

Come on

你不是吧

Ballard's

巴拉德

What's wrong with you

你他妈是哪里有毛病

I'm sorry Who is this

抱歉请问您是...

You know you can be mad at me all you want

你想白眼我那是你的自由

but don't take it out on my grandson

但是你别迁怒我外孙

Well he let the store get robbed

他让店里被人抢了钱

And he paid you the money back

他把钱都补上了

Like he should've

这不是应该的吗

You know

你知道吗

I was actually starting to feel bad for you

我本来真的开始为你难过了

and now I don't

但现在完全不会了

Yeah Well thanks for calling

是吗那感谢您的来电哦

Say cheese

说茄子

Cheese

茄子

Now tell me what was in that letter

现在可以跟我说信里写什么了吧

You're pretty cranky for a princess rodeo clown Missy

-你这牛仔小丑公主脾气挺暴躁啊 -米希

Caltech wants you to go to school there

加州理工想要你去他们那里就学

Really

真的吗

They want to talk to Mom and Dad about it

它们想跟爸妈谈谈

I can't believe she would hide that from me

真不敢相信她会瞒着我这件事

Whatever Put your nose back on

随便啦把你的鼻子装回去

I'm home

我回来啦

Would you care to explain this letter

你能解释一下这封信是怎么回事吗

which I didn't read but legally know the contents of

我没读过但是合法知道里面的内容

Well

怎么样

What were you doing going through my nightstand

你为什么去翻我的床头柜了

You answer my question first

你先回答我的问题

I am your mother and I don't need to answer anything

我是你妈妈我不需要回答任何问题

How could you not tell me

你怎么可以瞒着我

that Caltech wants me to go to school there

加州理工想要我去那里上学的事情

Because you're not going so it doesn't matter

因为没有要让你去所以无所谓

So I don't get a say in this

所以这件事我说了不算吗

Actually no which is why

其实真的不算这就是为什么

that letter is addressed to the parents of Sheldon Cooper

信上是写了给谢尔顿·库珀的父母

So Dad was okay hiding this from me

所以爸爸也对瞒着我没意见吗

We are done having this discussion

这个话题就此打住

Go to your room

给我回你的房间去

Hey what time does Fotomat close

你知道照片冲洗店几点关门吗

I was angry at my mother

我当时十分气恼我的母亲

and needed more information

而且也需要知道更多信息

While she told me to go to my room

虽然她叫我回房间

she didn't say stay there

但她没说我得待在里面

Boy howdy I do love a loophole

哎哟妈呀我真喜欢漏洞

All right who's hotter

好的谁比较性感

Cindy Crawford or Jessica Rabbit

辛迪·克劳馥[名模]还是杰西卡兔

One's a person one's a cartoon

一个是人类一个是卡通人物

And you couldn't get either one of 'em

而你泡不到任何一个

Now answer the question ‭Dad

-快回答 -老爸

What the hell are you doing here

你跑来这里是在闹哪样

I need to talk to you

我有事要跟你谈

How'd you even find me

你是怎么找到我的

It's not like you come home smelling like coffee

你回家的时候身上有的又不是咖啡味

What do you want Sheldon

你想要干嘛谢尔顿

I want to know why no one told me

我想知道为什么没人告诉我

about this recruitment letter from Caltech

有一封来自加州理工的邀请入学信

Let me see that

让我看看

All right let's get me drunk

来吧把我灌醉

Hi Mr Givens

你好啊吉文斯老师

Aw come on

靠不是吧

Hey What are you doing with him

你怎么跟他在一起

I thought you were in your room

我不是让你回房间了吗

Oh don't worry I was

放心我回过了

I need to talk to your mother

我要跟你母亲谈谈

Go back to your room All right

-回你的房间去 -好

And this time stay there

这一次你得待在里面

You want to tell me about this

你要跟我说说这是怎么回事吗

It came a couple of weeks ago

这是几周前收到的

and since there's no way he's going to California

反正又不可能让他去加州

I didn't see the point in him knowing about it

我就觉得没必要告诉他这件事

And when were you gonna tell me

那你打算什么时候跟我说呢

What difference does it make

这有什么所谓

This says to the "Parents" of Sheldon Cooper

上面写着的是谢尔顿·库珀的"父母"

Last I checked that was me too

没意外的话这包含了我在内吧

You are making a big deal out of nothing

你不要把小事化大好吗

This could be a huge opportunity for him

这对他来说很可能是天大的好机会

I should at least be told about it

好歹应该让我知情一下吧

Okay now you know

可以啊你现在不就知道了吗

You think you get to make these decisions all by yourself

你觉得这么大的决定你做主就行了是吗

In this case yeah

在这件事上来说是的

Well you don't

并不是

He's not just your son He's my son too

他不只是你儿子他也是我儿子

He didn't feel like your son when he had chicken pox

当他得水痘时或者是每天早上给他做早饭时

or every morning when I have to make his lunch

怎么就不来说他也是你儿子呢

Well he felt like my son when I took him to Caltech

当我带着他去加州理工参观

where he clearly impressed a lot of people

他在那里令很多人惊艳时他不是我儿子吗

So you just want to ship our baby boy off

所以你就是想把我们的宝贝小儿子送走

to California to live by himself

让他去加州自己一个人自生自灭吗

I want to be included in decisions about his future

我只是想要参与跟他未来有关的决定

If that means California maybe I'll go with him

如果这代表着加州那或许我会陪他去

He is not going anywhere

他哪里都不许去

You can go as far away as you want

你有多远就给老娘去多远

This is weird

这样感觉好怪

I think it's nice

我觉得挺好的啊

We don't usually get to chat just us

我们很少有机会单独聊天

Yeah I guess

好像吧

How are things in school

学校的一切都如何啊

Fine

还可以

Still having fun at baseball

棒球还玩得开心吗

So any boys you like

有喜欢的男生吗

Thank God

谢天谢地

Where have you been

你都上哪里去啦

Trying to find a job but no one's hiring

试着找份工作但哪里都不缺人

I'm sorry

真遗憾

Grab a plate and sit with us

盛一盘坐下来一起吃吧

I ain't hungry

我不饿

So where were we

我们刚才聊到哪了

Oh Boys

喜欢的男生

Georgie come back

小乔治回来嘛

I should've shown you the letter

我应该把信给你看的

Yeah you should have

是的你应该这么做

I was going to eventually

我本来也有打算之后给你看啊

Sure you were

你说有就有咯

You should know

应该让你知道...

Caltech wasn't the only school that sent one

不是只有加州理工这一所大学寄了信

Are you kidding me

你在逗我吗

Well one was in New Jersey

有一所在新泽西

and one was all the way in Germany

还有一所远在德国

Well who says he can't go to school in New Jersey

谁说他不能去新泽西上学的

I don't know Maybe we'll all move to New Jersey

我不知道也许我们可以全家搬去新泽西啊

We're not moving to New Jersey George

我们才不会搬去新泽西乔治

Well I guess Mary has spoken

行呗圣母玛丽[双关]发话了

Don't start in with that Oh yes Your Majesty

-别来这一套 -遵命女王陛下

You know this is your fault

是你害他们吵架的你知道吧

You're the one who read the letter

但偷看信的人是你啊

You went in her nightstand

是你去翻他们床头柜的

I was only looking for a flashlight

我只是想找手电筒

It's not my fault Mom was hiding things there

妈妈把东西藏在那里又不怪我

They're fighting 'cause you're a freak

他们吵架是因为你是个怪胎

That's your fault

这就是你的错

You know I'm right

你明知道我是对的

This isn't about what's best for Sheldon

这根本不是为了谢尔顿好

this is about what's best for you

你只是在为自己考虑

Where are you going

你要去哪里

To sleep on the couch

我去睡沙发

Baby come here

宝贝过来

I want Dad

我想要爸爸

Come on let's get you back in bed

来我陪你回床上

How did these schools even hear about me

这些大学怎么会知道我的存在

Well if it's anything like sports

如果用运动员来打比方

there's always recruiters looking for talent

就是有"星探"到处寻找人才

I really enjoyed visiting Caltech

我那次去参观加州理工很开心

but Princeton's an interesting choice

但普林斯顿也是很有趣的选择

Albert Einstein taught there

爱因斯坦在那里教学过

Buddy it's nice all these schools are interested but

哥们这些名校对你有兴趣是好事

California and New Jersey are really far away

但加州和新泽西都很远

Now you don't want me to go to college either

现在你也不想让我去上大学了吗

I didn't say that I'm just saying

我没这么说我只是提出

given how young you are we need to be realistic

毕竟你年纪还小我们得从实际角度考虑

I'll have you know I recently took care of my own boo boo

我最近可是自己照料了伤口让痛痛飞走

And as grown up as that makes you sound

这句话虽然显得你很成熟稳重

I don't think it's gonna convince your mother

但你妈不会因此被说服

What will convince her

那怎样才能说服她

I don't know but I'm sure between the two of us

我不知道但你我联手

we can come up with a plan

一定能想出个计划

Well you managed to get her to marry you

你都能哄骗她嫁给你了

so you do have a track record

你的确战绩辉煌

Okay the "X" Is you

好了 X代表你

College is the goal

大学就是球门

What stands between you and the goal line

是什么挡在了你和球门线之间

Mom ‭Exactly

-妈妈 -没错

She's a tough opponent

她是难缠的对手

so we got to be smart about how we get around her

所以我们必须放聪明点设法绕过[说服]她

Which won't be easy

这并不容易

because she's got Jesus on her team

因为她队上有耶稣这员大将

Boy howdy

学得挺快啊

Oh my God

老天啊

You smoke

你抽烟的吗

What No

什么才没有

Then your face is on fire

那你就是脸着火了

It's just the one

只抽这么一根

I'm going through a rough patch

我正深陷大烦恼

What happened

发生什么了

The bookmark fall out of your Bible and you lost your place

书签从圣经里掉出来了你忘记上次看到哪了

No ‭ You run out of room on your fridge

-不是 -你冰箱门上都摆满了

for Sheldon's perfect report cards

没地方放谢尔顿的完美成绩单

Oh hey um

别哭啊

I was just kidding around

我只是逗你

I know

我知道

Why don't you come over here

不如你过来我家吧

Really

真的吗

And bring the pack

把那包烟也带来

We'll go in the chicken coop where God can't see us

我们进鸡舍那里不会被上帝发现

So we agree that the only way this is gonna happen right now

我们一致同意你要想上大学

is if you stay local

就得上本地的大学对吧

I can always go away for grad school someday

我以后还是能离家去读研究生的

And truth be told I don't have the emotional maturity

而且说实话我情感上还不够成熟

to squish my own bugs

无法独力打死咬我的虫子

Anyway that leaves us with the big question

总之我们就剩下最大的问题

how do we get your mom on board

如何说服你妈

with you going where Sturgis teaches

让你去读斯特吉斯教学的大学

Well how did you get her to agree to marry you

你当年是怎么说服她嫁给你的

Oh that won't work She doesn't drink anymore

那一招不好使了她现在戒酒了

So George is mad at me

乔治生我的气

and Sheldon is mad at me and

谢尔顿也生我的气

honestly I'm mad at me too

而且老实说我也很气我自己

Will you please give yourself a break

你能不能放过自己啊

All that you do for that family

你为那个家付出了那么多

I am surprised you didn't crack years ago

我很意外你撑到现在才崩溃

How do you handle it all

你怎么处理这些问题的

I'm sitting in a chicken coop drinking a wine cooler

我现在坐在鸡舍喝兑了果汁的红酒

at 11 00 a m clearly I don't

大早上11点所以显然我处理不了

Shelly and this college stuff is killing me

谢尔顿和上大学这事真是愁死我了

I I never went to college

我从没读过大学

How can I prepare him

我怎么帮他准备好啊

Mary if that kid is smart enough

玛丽如果那孩子聪明到

to have colleges wanting him already

已经有大学想招收他

he's got to be smart enough to figure it out

他就一定有足够智慧自己想明白

Maybe

也许吧

It still hurts to hear him say he wants to leave

但听到他说想离家还是很心痛

I bet

那肯定的

On the other hand

然而

I'm worried my Billy will never be ready to leave

我还担心我家比利永远无法离巢独立

Oh of course he will

他以后一定能的啦

Damn

靠

Smoking drinking lying

抽烟喝酒撒谎

You're covering all the sins today

今天你罪孽深重啊

Mm This is terrible

这酒真难喝

You ready

准备好了吗

Yes

好了

Okay we're rolling

好开录

Hello Mother I'd like to present my case

你好妈妈我想陈述一下

as to why I should be allowed to go to East Texas Tech next year

为何你应该准许我明年去东德州理工上学

And I'll keep it simple so you don't get confused

我会尽量说得简单易懂帮助你理解

Stop

停

Something in my teeth

是我牙齿卡到菜渣了吗

I brought you a snack

我给你拿了零食

Thanks

谢啦

So I don't know if you heard me and your father

我不知道你昨晚有没有听见

having a disagreement last night

我和你爸在争论

"争论"吗

Fine A spat

好吧是小口角

Okay a fight

行我承认是大吵一架

I just want you to know that you do not need to worry

我就想告诉你你不需要担心

It's kind of hard not to

很难不去担心啊

Uh sometimes moms and dads have fights

有时爸妈就是会吵架

but it doesn't mean that they don't work things out

但那不代表他们的矛盾不会解决

Did you work it out

那你们解决了没

We're home

我们回来了

Eat your cookies

吃你的曲奇

Why are you so late

你们怎么那么晚才回家

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I've put together a presentation detailing the reasons

我录了一段陈述详细阐明了

why I should be allowed to go to college

为什么应该准许我去上大学

and I'd like you to watch it with an open mind

希望你能持开明的态度来观看

I can do that

我能做到

Excellent

很好

Is Meemaw here

姥姥来了吗

I smell cigarettes

我闻到烟味儿

Thank you for this opportunity to plead my case

谢谢你给我机会为自己辩护

And I'd like to thank my cameraman and driver Dad

我还想感谢我的摄影师兼司机爸爸

What I'm not even like assistant director

我连副导演都不是吗

你想多了

Sit back enjoy

请坐好观看

Hello I'm Sheldon Cooper

你好我是谢尔顿·库珀

and this is Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College

欢迎收看《谢尔顿·库珀为何该去上大学》

I realize attending college in another state or country

我明白此时去另一个州或国家上大学

is unrealistic at this time

是不现实的

Which is why I'm proposing that I live at home

所以我提议我住在家里

but enroll full time to continue my studies

但去东德州理工继续师从斯特吉斯博士

with Dr Sturgis at East Texas Tech

就读全日制本科

东德州理工

I firmly believe that I'm ready for this next step

我坚信我已经准备好进入学术生涯的

in my academic life

下一阶段

But don't just take it from me

但不只我自己这么认为...

He's ready In the fall now just let him go

他准备好了秋天不现在就好走不送

Please

求你发发慈悲

I don't think I have anything left to teach Sheldon

我已经没什么能教给谢尔顿的了

I'm pretty sure he's already smarter than me

我很肯定他已经比我还聪明了

It's true

此话不假

Honestly

老实说

teaching Sheldon is the hardest thing I've ever had to do

教导谢尔顿是我做过最难的任务

And I don't say that because he can be a pain

我不是因为他难搞才这么说

I say that because he's so intelligent

而是因为他非常聪明

I had to study every night just to keep up

我为了赶上他必须每晚不断学习

I'm gonna miss him

我会想念他的

A student like Sheldon comes along

谢尔顿这样的学生

once in a lifetime

百年难得一见

This school is not gonna be the same without him

他离开后我们学校将不复以往

But I know he's gonna do great things

但我知道他会闯出一番成就的

And I'm honored to have been a small part of it

我很荣幸曾做出过些许贡献

I'll chip in for gas money I'll move him into his dorm

我可以凑路费亲自帮他搬行李去宿舍

What Whatever you need

无论你们需要什么

Let's make it happen

拜托务必让他离开

Hi Mary

你好玛丽

I know this must be a hard decision for you

我知道这对你来说一定是个艰难的决定

I can't tell you how to parent your child

我不能指点你该如何养育你的孩子

I don't have children

我自己并无子嗣

But

但是

I can tell you

我能告诉你

that in all my years in academia

在我纵横学术界这多年来

I've never seen a mind like Sheldon's

我从没见过谢尔顿这样的天才

He's truly extraordinary

他非同凡响

And if you let him come here

如果你让他来这里上学

I promise we'll take good care of him

我保证我们会照顾好他

Sheldon Cooper

谢尔顿·库珀

ready for college ready to change the world

准备好上大学改变世界了

Cut

停

If that doesn't convince her I don't know what her problem is

如果这都不能说服她我就真不懂她是哪根筋没搭对了

Well

怎么样

Why don't you let me and your mom talk

让我和妈妈谈谈好吗

All right

好吧

Well

怎么样

I guess our baby's going to college

我们的宝贝要去上大学了

Whew That was driving me crazy

差点把我逼疯

Thank you for getting me into college

谢谢你助我得到读大学的机会

You ready for this

准备好了吗

Let's go

走吧

After you

你先请

Ooh Why thank you

哎呀这么客气谢谢

Oh dang

我靠

Nice ‭It ain't my first egging

-漂亮 -老娘可不是第一次砸鸡蛋

Whoo Good one

砸得好

Ain't mine either

我也不是第一次

Here's for firing my grandson

竟敢炒我外孙鱿鱼回敬你臭鸡蛋

Jackass

混蛋