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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Well I will watch this and let you know

我看完再跟你说说感想

She was totally hitting on you

她刚才在泡你耶

All she did was rent a movie

人家只是租了部电影罢了

Yeah and then she laughed and she touched your arm

然后她对你笑了还摸了你手臂

That's textbook flirting I wasn't trying to

-这不就是标准的调情吗 -抱歉啊我没那个意思

All I'm saying is you're not tied down

我的意思是你是自由的

I'm getting parenting advice from a woman

你自己17岁的儿子把我女儿肚子搞大了

whose 17 year old son got my daughter pregnant

你还有脸教我怎么当个好妈妈

Grow up call your daughter and make it right

成熟点打给你女儿跟她和好

Now

现在就打

Well I need I said now

-可我... -我叫你现在就打

I was gonna say I need the phone number

我是要说我不知道她的电话号码

Do you have a pen

你有笔吗

Every culture has its own traditions to celebrate important life events

每个文化都有不同的庆祝重大人生节点的传统

bar mitzvahs

犹太成人礼

quinceaneras

拉美女孩成年礼

baby's first Comic Con

宝宝的首次漫展礼

My favorites are funeral and baby shower

我的最爱是葬礼与迎婴派对

They're the only two thrown in your honor

因为这是唯二为你举办

you're not expected to attend

但又不强制你出席的仪式

Love it

爱死了

Oh and after we do gifts

我们拆完礼物之后

we could take pictures holding Mandy's belly

我们可以拍扶着曼蒂肚子的大合照

拒绝

Okay

好吧

Here's one

这有一条

We can fill baby bottles with juice

我们可以在奶瓶里装满果汁

and see who can drink it the fastest

大家比赛谁能最快喝完

Don't go drinking out of my bottle Why

-绝对别来喝我的那瓶 -为什么

'Cause it ain't gonna be juice

因为里面加的绝对不会是果汁

When is this thing anyways

你们要在哪天举办

Sunday

周日

Oh shoot

靠

I got a date with Amber I got to cancel

我那天跟安珀约了我得去取消

You ain't invited

并没有要邀请你来啊

But I'm the dad

但我是孩子的父亲

No boys allowed Southern Living says so

《南方生活》里写了不请男宾

Who is Amber A girl I'm seeing

-谁是安珀 -我在交往的女生

Does Mandy know

曼蒂知道吗

Know what Oh nothing

-知道什么 -没什么

It was actually her idea

是她让我去的

What Amber Oh yeah I know

什么安珀吗我知道这件事啊

She's divorced What

-她离过婚 -什么

Don't worry she ain't old

不用担心不是什么老女人

It's just she got married too young

她只是太小就结婚了

Okay Uh

行吧...

So Mandy

曼蒂

have you given any thought

你有没有考虑过

to which friends or family you want to invite

要邀请哪些朋友与家人来出席啊

Well given the circumstances

考虑到各方面的因素

I'm thinking maybe we keep it small

我想还是就我们小圈子里办就行了

'Cause your friends don't know about this

因为你的朋友们都不知道那个吗

They don't know about this They don't know about that

他们不知道这个也不知道那货

They don't know about any of it

他们对这一切都一无所知

Can I invite your mom

我可以邀请你妈妈来吗

That's a no

意思是不要

Well we would love to have her

我们很欢迎她来

but it's totally up to you

但还是要看你的意思

Fine

行吧

Great

太好啦

Is it great

真的好吗

Oh I thought of another game we could play

我又想到一个到时候可以玩的游戏了

First you melt chocolate in a diaper Keep thinking

-首先我们把巧克力融到尿布上 -再想别的

We're coming up with games to play

我们要想游戏出来玩吗

Because I have a good one intelligent animal technology

我有个好游戏叫智慧动物科技

For example if rhinoceroses were intelligent how would they type

举例如果犀牛有智慧它们要怎么打字呢

This is for Mandy's baby shower

是要在曼蒂的迎婴派对玩的游戏

Oh I don't want to go to that

我不想参加

Thankfully it's for ladies only

谢天谢地只有女生能参加

Yeah even if you're the father

对啊哪怕你是孩子亲爹也不行

Why do you want to go

你为什么会想参加啊

Well I'm gonna be at the birth but I can't go to the party

陪产的时候我得去但派对却不能去是吗

How do you know she wants you at the birth

你怎么知道她会要你陪产

Who's gonna catch the baby

我不去那谁来接住宝宝呢

You may not want to be there

劝你再重新想象陪产这事

It's a rough one

那场面难熬得很

George

乔治

Oh you're right dear

您说得对亲爱的

It's a beautiful event which I will never forget

那美丽的时刻我可真是永生难忘

Wait you said it was beautiful

等等你嘴上说美丽的时刻

and then made a face to imply that it wasn't

但你的表情在暗示并非如此

So which is it

那实际到底是哪样呢

Oh my God Sheldon it's disgusting

天啊谢尔顿那场面超级恶心

He could've just said that

他直说不就好了吗

Pretty good game Sunday

周日那场比赛应该会很精彩

if you want to watch with me instead All right

-你看要不要跟我一起看 -好

You should invite Mandy's dad and brother to join you

你可以邀请曼蒂的爸爸跟弟弟来一起看啊

It might be awkward Don't really know them

可能会很尴尬跟他们不太熟

That's how you get to know them

这样你们才能变熟啊

Yeah yeah

行行行

Wait I don't have to watch football do I

等等我不用一起看比赛吧

No Please don't

-不用 -求你别来

Sweet

Hi Jim

你好啊吉姆

Hey Mary Good to see you

你怎么来啦玛丽

You looking for some tires

你想要买轮胎吗

Actually I'm looking for your wife

其实我是来找你太太

You're not gonna yell at her again are you

你不是又要来吼她了吧

No no

不是不是的

Okay you sure about that

好吧你确定吗

'Cause I wouldn't mind seeing it

我真的很不想错过那场面

I just wanted to drop off an invitation

我就是来递个邀请函

to Mandy's baby shower

曼蒂要办迎婴派对

Oh Well that's that's real kind of you

你真是太好心了

And George is hoping that you'll come over

乔治也想邀请你

and watch the game with him and Georgie

来跟他与小乔治一起看球赛

Huh Well that sounds like fun

感觉会很有意思啊

And your son is welcome too

也欢迎你儿子一起来

All right well you know Connor ain't all that much

这个嘛康纳倒是对橄榄球

into football or baseball

或者棒球没什么兴趣

Or shoot anything with a ball really

应该说是对所有球类都没兴趣

Well if you do come

如果你来了

I know that George is making brisket

乔治那天会做烟熏牛腩啊

Brisket and football

烟熏牛腩与橄榄球

Well you drive a hard bargain

你可真是令人难以拒绝

Hello Mary

你好啊玛丽

你好

All right well I'm gonna go help uh

我... 我去帮忙...

somebody

某人吧

I want to apologize for getting off on the wrong foot last time

我想为我上次发飙的行为向您道歉

Oh You mean when you called me a terrible mother

你是指骂我是差劲的妈妈那件事吗

The important thing is you and Mandy are talking again

重要的是你跟曼蒂能重新联系上嘛

Anyway I just wanted to drop off

我这次来是想送来

this invitation to her uh baby shower

这封她迎婴派对的邀请函

Thank you for including me

谢谢你还邀请我

Of course

应该的

欢迎参加是女孩!

You'd think her own mother would know

正常来说亲妈应该是会知道

she was having a girl

她怀了女孩吧

Well Georgie wants it to be a surprise

小乔治想出生时有惊喜

so she's barely told anyone

所以她没跟什么人说

She told you

她跟你说了

Barely

随口说了两句罢了

You know what'd be great is if you could come and help us plan it

如果你能来帮忙我们一起计划就太棒了

I'd like that Thank you very much

我很乐意谢谢

Then it's settled

那就这么定了

All right please uh say goodbye to your husband

我先走了帮我跟你先生说个再见

Well you can tell him yourself

你可以自己跟他说

He's hiding behind that stack of tires

他就躲在那叠轮胎后面

Bye

再见

It's open

门没关

Hello

打扰了

I was wondering if I could have access to the lab on Sunday

我想问一下我周日可不可以用实验室

I'm not here on Sunday Where will you be

-我周日不在学校 -你要去哪

If I tell you that you might go there

如果我告诉你你可能会尾随我

Well I told you where I'll be the lab

那我告诉你我会在哪里在实验室里

How about this Here's the key Go nuts

要不这样吧钥匙给你随你疯

But I'm a minor I require adult supervision

但我还未成年需要有成年人士在场监督

I won't tell anyone

我不会告诉别人

I will I'm quite the tattler

但我会我是个告密鬼

Then you'll have to wait till Monday

那你就只能等到周一再用了

But I'm trying to get out of the house on Sunday

但我这周日想找理由逃离我家

Why The father and the brother of the woman

-为什么 -被我哥哥弄大肚子的女人的

my brother impregnated are coming over to watch sports

爸爸与哥哥要来我家跟我爸爸与哥哥

with my brother and my father

一起看球赛

So you're trying to avoid a male bonding experience

意思是你想逃避男性相熟环节

At all cost

不惜一切代价

You know son as scientists

孩子我们科学家

we're often teamed with people that we don't know

常常会有需要与不认识的人组队合作的时候

The ability to bond and build relationships

能够与别人互动建立起关系

that's that's an essential skill

是一项不可或缺的能力

So you're suggesting I use this gathering

你建议我利用这次聚会

as an opportunity to better those skills

来练习我这方面的技能吗

Exactly

没错

Very well I'll give it a go

很好我愿意去试试

Great Would you like to join us

-太好啦 -你想一起来吗

I can't Why Where will you be

-没办法 -为什么你要去哪里

So I was thinking we could do something sweet and simple

我是想我们可以办得小而美一点

like a garden party

比如花园派对

Oh that sounds good

听起来很不错

I know Mandy doesn't like to make a big fuss

我知道曼蒂不喜欢搞太夸张

Since when

什么时候开始这样了

That girl has always wanted to be the center of attention

这姑娘从小就喜欢成为众人目光的焦点

Oh well I guess you would know

想必是你更了解她

And garden party sounds lovely

花园派对听起来也很有爱

but maybe we could do something a little more fun

但或许我们也能办得更好玩一些

Like princess

比如公主派对

or "Around the world" you know all the places

或"环球之旅"的主题就是所有

she was gonna go but now she can't 'cause she ruined her life

她本来想去但自毁人生后去不了的地方

I like princess

我喜欢公主

Oh great I know this wonderful bakery

太好了我知道一家很棒的蛋糕店

that makes a cake that looks just like a fairy tale castle

它家会做跟童话城堡一样的蛋糕

I was gonna make my German chocolate cake

我本来是打算自己烤个德国巧克力蛋糕呢

She's having a girl not starting World War II

她是要生女儿不是要开启二战

Castle cake it is

那就城堡蛋糕吧

Hello

你好啊

Ugh nerd movies are over there

阿宅电影在那区

No I need to bond with Mandy's father and brother

不我是想跟曼蒂的爸爸与弟弟建立关系

so I'm looking for movies they might've seen

所以我想找一些他们应该看过的电影

so that we can engage in some testosterone rich banter

这样我们可以聊一些充满男人味的话题

Okay I can help you

可以我能帮你

A lot of dudes have been renting this

很多男的都来租了这部电影

"Bingo

《灵犬宾果》

He's every family's best friend "

"它是每个家庭最忠实的朋友"

Are you tricking me

你是不是在耍我

不是

Glad I asked Ring me up

很高兴问了你就租这部

That was fun Thanks

今天玩得很开心谢谢你

That was fun Thanks

我也玩得很开心我也谢你

Are we still on for Sunday

我们这周日的计划没变吧

Sorry can't Mandy's having a baby shower

抱歉得取消了曼蒂要办迎婴派对

You're going to that

你要去参加吗

No but I promised I'd hang out with her dad and brother so

不是但我答应了要见他老爸与弟弟所以...

Is it weird to talk about this stuff

聊这种话题会不会很怪啊

Would it be weird if I talked about my ex husband

如果我聊我前夫会很怪吗

Depends What would you say

看情况吧你要说什么

I don't know

不知道啊

Maybe that he's six four weighs about 240 pounds

比方说他身高193 体重差不多108公斤

got a short fuse

脾气一点就炸

Yeah I don't want to hear that

好的不想听到这方面的事

Well I'm fine if you want to talk about your situation

但你想聊你的情况我不介意啦

Oh great 'cause I need some advice

太好了因为我需要一点建议

So should I get Mandy a present

我应该给曼蒂买份礼物吗

You mean like a baby gift

你是指迎婴礼物吗

Or for her You know like "Thanks for making the effort"

或是给她买 "感谢你的辛劳"这类的

I don't think I would engrave that on anything

可千万别真刻字

but could be sweet

不过送这类礼物可能也挺温馨的

Cool

那好

You were just playing about your ex being that big right

你刚才说你前夫的吨位是开玩笑的吧

But the divorce was a mutual thing He wanted it too

但婚是你俩都想要离的吧他也想离

He ain't in there is he

他不会是在你家里吧

Hey

回来啦

I hate that woman

我恨死那女人了

Your mother Eh she ain't gonna live forever

你妈吗祸害也总有一死的放宽心

Mandy's mom

是曼蒂她妈啦

Oh Yeah that one we're stuck with for a while

那坏女人短期内是死不了了

I extended an olive branch

我放下身段主动示好

to make her feel part of the baby shower

让她参与迎婴派对

and then she just took over the whole dang thing

谁知她竟然全揽过去自作主张

All right I'll run her over with my truck

我开皮卡撞死她替你出气

I'm not ready to laugh yet George

我还在气头上笑不出来乔治

When you are ready to laugh

等你有心情笑时

I have got the movie for you

我这里有正适合你看的电影

Bingo It's for men

《灵犬宾果》这是给男性观众看的喜剧

but I think you'll get it

不过你应该也能看懂笑点

Anybody home

有人在家吗

Hey

你来了

What's with all the pink

怎么到处挂满了粉红色装饰物

Uh it's 'cause

因为...

it's my party and I'm a girl

这是我的派对我又是粉嫩嫩的女孩子

Makes sense

有道理

So uh what are you doing here

你来干什么

You know you're not invited to the shower right

你知道你没受邀参加这个派对的吧

I know It's just everybody's bringing presents

我知道但所有人今天都带礼物来送宝宝

for the baby today so I wanted to bring one for you

所以我想带个礼物来送你

Georgie thank you

小乔治谢谢你

Open it

快打开

Okay

好啊

Sorry for the Christmas paper That's all we had

抱歉包装纸是圣诞主题的我们家只有这款

It's beautiful

好漂亮

Look inside

看看里面

What am I looking at here

这是什么照片

It's the sonogram of our little girl

是我们女儿的超声波照片

I'm not an idiot

我又不是傻子

That is the sweetest thing I've ever seen

这是我见过最有爱的事物

I I I love it

我好喜欢

Good It was actually Amber's idea

太好了其实这是安珀的提议

Well that's very thoughtful Thank you

太有心了谢谢你

And thank her

也谢谢她

I will

我会转告她

All right well I'll let you get back to your party Okay

-先走了不打扰你享受派对 -好

You look great by the way

对了你今天很漂亮

Hey Jim

吉姆

Good to see you again Hey come on in

很高兴又和你见面快请进

Yeah Thanks for having us This here is Connor

谢谢你邀请我们这是康纳

Hey Connor Good to see you Hey

-康纳你好幸会啊 -好啊

Good to see you again Mr McAllister

又见面了我很高兴麦卡利斯特先生

Georgie

我是小乔治

Oh you got some paint on you

你身上沾了涂料

Been doing some work around the house

你刚才在家刷漆吗

不是的

I'm a painter

我是个画家

Yeah yeah he's always in his room painting stuff

没错他总是待在房间里画画

until you ask him to paint the garage

但你叫他去粉刷车库他却不愿意了

You're hilarious

你觉得自己很搞笑是吧

All right sorry Uh

抱歉抱歉

He's an artist Cool

-他是名艺术家 -好酷

Like the uh the guy on TV that paints the clouds

和在电视上画云朵的那人差不多是吗

Uh my stuff is a little more uh abstract

我的作品更抽象些

Oh sure

是哦

That means it doesn't look like stuff

代表看起来像鬼画符

I hope you're a starving artist

希望你这位艺术家肚子饿了

'cause I got a brisket

外面的烟熏炉里

on the smoker out there with your name on it

有我特地为你准备的烟熏牛腩

Connor uh is also uh

康纳他...

a a vegetarian

也是吃素的

No problem

没问题

We got beans That's a vegetable

我们还准备了豆子豆子是蔬菜

Right Come on

对吧来吧

This cake is amazing

这蛋糕太精致了

To look at sure

可惜中看不中吃啊

I prefer cakes for eating

我比较喜欢能吃的蛋糕

What's your problem

你在闹什么别扭

What's your problem

你又在问个屁

So Audrey is this your first grandkid

奥德丽这是你第一个孙子吗

Yep

是的

You must be excited

你肯定很激动吧

Sure

激动

Can't say I'm thrilled with the circumstances but

虽然这样的怀孕状况谈不上圆满不过

Amanda's always done things her way

阿曼达总爱按自己那一套行事

I have a lot of grandkids

我有很多孙子

At some point you just stop caring how they got here

多到一定程度时你就不再在乎孩子是怎么来的了

I'm gonna get some punch

我去拿点水果宾治喝

It's nonalcoholic Oh

-无酒精的别指望能买醉 -失策

You coming down

你不下来吗

In a sec

马上就来

You're not missing much It's real awkward down there

你也没错过什么下面的气氛很尴尬

Something wrong

出什么事了吗

没有

Is it your mom

是不是你妈搞事

'Cause something's definitely wrong with mine

我妈绝对在闹脾气

No she's fine

没有啦她没做什么

Well she's a nightmare but uh that's not it

虽然她很难相处但不是因为这个

Pretty

真漂亮

Yeah Georgie got it for me

小乔治给我的

There's a sonogram of our baby inside

里面有我们孩子的超声波照片

Good for Georgie

小乔治真棒啊

Yeah

是啊

Good for Georgie

小乔治真棒

I got to tell you

我得说

I think the Cowboys are gonna take it all the way this year

牛仔队今年肯定会一路赢到底

Not really into football

我对橄榄球不太感兴趣

Seriously

真的假的

That's cool You like cars

没事你喜欢车子吗

Not really

不怎么喜欢

Music

那音乐呢

Yeah

喜欢

Great Who do you like

太好了你喜欢听什么歌

The Smiths

史密斯乐队[英国摇滚乐团]

I don't know them

我不认识他们

Guns N' Roses

枪炮与玫瑰乐队你喜欢吗

Corporate rock sellouts

为进主流市场早就背叛了摇滚初心

Yeah well sellouts who kick ass so

虽然背叛了初心但还是很牛逼啊

Hello

二位好

Sheldon this is Mandy's brother Connor

谢尔顿这是曼蒂的弟弟康纳

Are you watching the game

你在看球赛吗

Because I heard the Cowboys are going to go all the way this year

我听说牛仔队今年会一路赢到底哦

It's okay He don't watch football either

不用装了他也不看橄榄球

Great I learned who Troy Aikman is for nothing

那我白逼自己记住明星四分卫特洛伊·艾克曼了

So Connor seems like a good kid

康纳看起来是个好孩子

Oh yeah yeah he's a good kid

确实是好孩子

From another planet

不过是从另一个星球来的

Oh I got one of those

我家也有没人懂的外星小孩

Georgie's little brother

小乔治的弟弟

Is he a 22 year old art school graduate

他也是22岁这辈子都没希望能

with no prospects of ever holding down a real job

找到一份正经工作的艺校毕业生吗

Actually he's a science genius

其实他是个理科天才

who started college when he was 11

11岁那年就去读大学了

Let's just talk about the brisket

我们还是只聊牛腩这个安全话题好了

All right Missy you're first

米希你先来

How much do you think the baby's gonna weigh

你猜宝宝会有多重

Uh I'm gonna say

我猜...

18 pounds

8.1公斤

Ooh ouch

真要命

Too much Too much

-太重了吗 -是的

But then again Georgie was a big'un

不过话说回来小乔治当年也是个大胖小子

How big

多胖

Almost ten pounds

快4.5公斤

Ten pounds

4.5公斤吗

She walked like a cowboy for months

生完之后那几个月她走路像牛仔一样合不拢腿呢

Both my children were normal weight

我两个孩子都是正常体重

Well good job

真幸运

My turn

到我了

Mm kay the belly button's still got a little give

我感受下肚脐还有点空间

So I'm gonna say

所以我猜...

a quick and easy six pounds

2.7公斤

two ounces gonna slide right out of there

宝宝轻易就能从肚子里滑出来

I love you

你的话中听我爱你

So Connor what was your sister like as a kid

康纳你姐姐小时候是什么样的

Um we really didn't get along

我们不太处得来

Mm Yeah she was older

她比我年纪大

and loved picking on me

很喜欢欺负我

The same thing with me and Georgie

我和小乔治也是这样

Once she replaced my toothpaste with a tube of hemorrhoid cream

有一次她把我的牙膏偷换成了痔疮膏

Remember when I used to sit on your head

记得以前你一看《星际旅行》

when you'd watch Star Trek

我就喜欢坐到你头上吗

I do

永生难忘

Guess what I did when they'd fire their phasers

猜猜他们发射相位炮时我做了什么

You don't need to say it

你不用说出来

I farted

我发射臭屁

Hilarious

笑死人

Okay

我看看

Oh a nursing bra

是哺乳胸罩

"Includes removable pads to prevent leakage "

"包含可拆除胸垫有效防止渗漏"

Thanks That's really thoughtful

谢了这礼物很贴心

Mine dripped like a faucet

我的像水龙头一样滴个不停

Wait I have a question Please ask it later

-等等我有个问题 -拜托你等会再问

All right next present

好了拆下一份礼物

Okay

好

That one's from me

这是我送的

What leaks The boob Later

-哪里漏奶子吗 -迟点再说

What's this

这是什么

We set up a nursery in the guest room

我们把客房改造成了儿童房

You can move back in

你可以搬回来住

Can we not talk about this now

现在能不能先别聊这个

What's the problem You're gonna need help

有什么不好你会需要人帮忙

Who do you think's been helping her this whole time

你以为这段时间都是谁在帮她

And I appreciate it but you're not her family

我很感激但你们毕竟不是她的家人

We're that baby's family

可我们是孩子的家人

Georgie's right across the street

小乔治就住在马路对面

Oh yes I'm sure a teenage boy is gonna be a lot of help

是啦十几岁的小男生肯定能帮上忙

You don't know what you're talking about

你根本不知道你在说什么

Georgie has been there for me the whole time

小乔治从头到尾都陪伴在我身边

and you come in at the last minute

而你到最后一刻才出现

with a store bought castle cake

在店里买个现成的城堡蛋糕做样子

and and you think that's gonna make up for everything

以为这就能弥补你过去的所为了吗

Okay I can see you're a little emotional

好我知道你现在情绪有点激动

Yeah I am a little emotional right now

没错我现在是有点情绪激动

and you being here isn't helping

而你待在这只是火上浇油

You do not get to bad mouth Georgie

你没资格说小乔治的坏话

He's gonna be a better parent than you ever were

他会是个好爸爸你永远都比不上

Damn

重击啊

Now if someone would help me up I would like to storm out

有没有人能扶我起来我想有气势地摔门而去

Thank you

谢谢

So who wants cake

谁想吃蛋糕

Bingo it's a subpoena

宾果这是传票

How's a dog supposed to read a subpoena

狗狗怎么会看传票

Look how gritty this is

你看这评论有多到位

Frank Miller really brought a whole new aesthetic to comic books

漫画家弗兰克·米勒给漫画注入了全新的美学

Hmm I've never really thought of it that way

我还没从这角度想过

I was doing it I was bonding

我做到了我在和别人交流建立关系

Now would you please put it back in the bag

好了麻烦你把书放回袋子里

Oh Sure

好的

And I was great at it

而且我堪称交流大师

14 hours of smoke and love

整整14小时我的爱都熏入味了

Trying not to drool

我口水都要流出来了

Jim Connor we're leaving

吉姆康纳我们走人

All right hon but the brisket Now

-可是老婆牛腩... -马上走人

I'll make you a doggy bag

我给你打包带走

Jim

吉姆

Poor bastard

可怜的妻管严

Hey

你好啊

I didn't know you were here

我不知道你来了

Just checking out the loot

我在看你收到的礼物

This is amazing Why don't all bras do this

太赞了为什么不是所有胸罩都能中空

Take that off

快脱掉

Well that's what's great you don't have to

妙就妙在这不用脱掉也能露奶

Look at this

你看

The father of my child

我孩子她爸居然是这货

Ooh nipple cream

乳头滋养霜

Maybe I should've went to this party

我真该来参加这个派对

Sounds fun

感觉很有意思啊