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Oh But You're the pastor

噢但你是牧师啊

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

托尔斯泰《战争与和平》

《万有引力与时空》

Abigail Baker Here

-亚比该·贝克 -到

Georgie Cooper

小乔治·库珀

Here

到

Sheldon Cooper

谢尔顿·库珀

Georgie where's your brother

小乔治你弟弟呢

I don't know

我不知道

Good enough for me Melissa Dixon

太好了梅利莎·狄克逊

Since I no longer had a college class with Dr Sturgis

鉴于我不再学习斯特吉斯博士的大学课程

to stoke my intellectual fire

迸发我智慧的火花

I needed to find someone else

我需要再找个人

who was up to the task of being my mentor

一个有资格做我导师的人

A great mind

一个有伟大头脑的人

A once in a generation thinker

一位百年一遇的思想家

Fortunately my schedule was wide open

幸运的是我有的是时间

School's in session

开始上课

Pastor Jeff I just need your signature

杰夫牧师这里需要签个名...

Oh Uh sorry

噢不好意思

I didn't realize you had a guest

我不知道你有客人

It's quite all right You remember Robin

没关系你还记得罗宾吧

Of course

当然

So nice to see you again You too

-很高兴再次见到你 -我也是

Well I don't want to interrupt

我无意打扰

Actually I was just fixin' to head out

我正要走呢

Already Yeah

-已经要走了吗 -是啊

Discharged my firearm at a muskrat yesterday

我昨天对一只麝鼠开了一枪

Lot of paperwork

要填很多文书

See you soon

晚点见

Yes you will

晚点见

Bye Mrs Cooper Bye

-再见库珀夫人 -再见

That seems to be going well

进展得不错啊

It's going really well

进展得非常好

I like her so much

我太喜欢她了

Why do you sound sad about it

那怎么感觉你不大高兴呢

Well this is hard for me to say out loud

我不好意思大声说出来

But when I'm around her

但是我在她身边的时候

I find myself having

我发现我有一些...

You know

你懂的

I don't know

我不懂

Man thoughts

男人的想法

You can't act on those

你不能做那些事

Hence my sadness

所以我很伤心

What are you gonna do

那你要怎么办

I'm not sure

我不知道

I can't engage in a physical relationship

我不能在神圣的婚姻关系之外

outside of holy matrimony

发生肉体关系

Right

是吧

Right Right

-是啊 -是啊

A solution is a homogenous mixture

溶液是一种包含溶质和溶剂的

consisting of a solute and a solvent

均质混合物

The solute is the substance that is being dissolved

溶质是被溶解的物质...

A squared plus b squared equals

a的平方加b的平方等于...

And pastor Jeff asked me

然后杰夫牧师让我提醒他

to hold him accountable

他身上的责任

so he doesn't succumb to temptation

这样他就不会屈从于诱惑

Well how can you do the heck

你能做什么啊

I'm not sure

我不知道

Probably have to give him the stink eye every so often

也许应该时不时用嫌弃的眼神看他

The pastor's been married before

牧师以前结过婚

Is it really that big a deal

这件事有这么严重吗

Yes George It states very clearly in the Bible

是的圣经里很明确地说了

"Among you there must not be even a hint of

"你们心里不应该有一丝

Sexual Immorality "

淫乱的性"

That book is a bummer sometimes

这本书有时候真是扫兴

It's no joke

这不是玩笑

He could lose his job

他可能会丢掉工作

I guess I just don't get it

我想我就是理解不了

Maybe because you only go to church

大概因为你只有在烤饼义卖的时候

when there's a bake sale

才去教堂吧

That's not nice It's true

-你这么说很不好哎 -这是实话

Doesn't make it nice

那也没好到哪去

Everything all right with Sheldon

谢尔顿还好吗

How much time you got

你有多长时间听我唠叨

Why Hasn't been in P E Since Monday

-怎么了 -他从周一开始就没去上过体育课

Really

真的

He's here I drove him

他来了啊我开车送他来的

You check the places they like to stuff him

你去看过那些他经常被塞的地方了吗

Lockers trash cans

储物柜垃圾箱

those bags we put the footballs in

我们放橄榄球的袋子

Nothing

都没有

Top of the flagpole Nope

-旗杆顶上呢 -没有

Hey Hubert

嗨休伯特

Was Sheldon in class today

谢尔顿今天来上课了吗

Nope Haven't seen him all week

没有这周都没见到他

Weren't you gonna say anything

你不准备告诉我吗

I didn't want to jinx it

我可不想触霉头

So he hasn't been in any of your classes

所以他也没上你们的课

Mm mm not a one Nope

-没来 -没有

But I bring him here

但是我载他过来了

I take him home

又载他回家

He's got to be somewhere in the building

他肯定在楼里的某个地方

Mm I might've seen him in the library

我今天可能在图书馆见到他了

But at this point I sometimes think

但我有时候自己在家

I see him when I'm alone in my house

都觉得看到他了

Like that creepy Chucky doll in the movies

就像恐怖片里的鬼娃恰奇吗

Exactly

没错

Hey Tam I can't find Sheldon

嗨丹我找不到谢尔顿了

You know where he is

你知道他在哪吗

I promised not to say

我答应他保密了

Tam

丹

Lucky for you I'm weak

你走运了我很软弱

Are you kidding me

你在逗我吗

I knew Tam was weak

我就知道丹太软弱了

What do you think you're doing

你以为你在干什么

Exploring the impact of the French invasion

我在研究法国入侵

on imperial Russian society

对俄国帝国社会的影响

Well get out of here

你给我出来

You're going back to class

回去上课

No I'm not

我不去

Excuse me

你说什么

I don't learn anything in class

我在课堂上什么都学不到

But in here I've taught myself the applications

但是在这里我可以自学

of gravitational lensing

引力透镜的应用

Faraday's law of magnetic induction

法拉第磁感应定律

and how to whistle

以及如何吹口哨

Well sound came out yesterday

呃昨天吹出声了

Y you can't spend your day in a broom closet

你不能整天待在杂物间啊

It's no longer a broom closet

这已经不是杂物间了

It's now a citadel of higher learning

这里现在是高等教育的城堡

Which one says "Robin I like you"

哪一件能体现出"罗宾我喜欢你"

but also says "God is watching

又能体现出"上帝看着呢

be cool"

冷静点"

The blue one

蓝色的

Mary your husband's on the line

玛丽你丈夫来电话了

Excuse me Yeah blue

-不好意思 -嗯蓝色的

Definitely blue

当然是蓝色的

Although

但是吧

Everything okay

怎么了

Sheldon locked himself in a broom closet

谢尔顿把自己关在杂物间里

and he's refusing to go to class

他拒绝去上课

What's he doing in a closet

他在杂物间做什么

Apparently learning about Russia

学关于俄国的东西

Well what do you want me to do

那你想让我做什么

I want you to handle it

我想让你过来处理一下

You're right there Why can't you handle it

你就在那呢为什么你不能处理一下

'Cause I'm at work So am I

-因为我在工作 -我也在工作

You know what I mean

你知道我什么意思

That you have a real job and I don't

你是说你有正经工作我没有吗

Mary I have football practice in ten minutes and I

玛丽我还有十分钟就要橄榄球训练了

I don't have time to deal with this

我没时间处理这件事

Well you're gonna have to 'cause I'm busy

但你必须得处理了因为我很忙

You tell him sister

干得漂亮姐妹

The bolo tie's too sexy right

这条波洛领带太性感了是吧

Knew it

我就知道

Hope you're happy your mother and I are fighting now

你高兴了吗我和你妈妈现在吵架了

There's a closet it My son made a citadel

这有个杂物间... 我儿子把它当城堡了

Never mind

当我没说

Sheldon go to your room Gladly

-谢尔顿回你屋里去 -很乐意

He's just gonna read in there

他会在里面看书的

I'd take away Professor Proton

要是我就禁止他看《质子教授》

Stay out of this

不关你的事

No more Professor Proton

不许再看《质子教授》

That's how you do it

这就对了

I can't believe you didn't make him go to class

我真不敢相信你居然没让他回去上课

You told me to handle it I handled it

你让我自己处理的我处理了

That one's on you

这事怪你

You didn't handle it You didn't do anything

你没处理你什么都没做

I had to get to practice and I made a decision

我得去训练所以我做了个决定

He was in the building he was safe and he was learning

他在学校里很安全而且还在学习

He is never gonna improve his social skills

如果他一直自己待着

if he's sitting all alone

就永远也没机会提升社交技能

He has to be around people

他必须和人相处

Sounds like you know what he needs go fix it

听起来你知道他需要什么你去解决吧

'Cause I have to do everything right

因为什么事都要我做是不是

Oh Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight

喔某人今晚要睡沙发了

Get out of here

你给我出去

Well maybe Shel is just acting out

也许谢尔顿这样

'cause he doesn't have his college class to go to anymore

是因为他不能再去大学上课了

I could ask John's professor friend

我可以问问约翰的教授朋友

Maybe he'd let him sit in on a class

没准他会让他去听课

And you are just bringing this up now

你怎么现在才说

I would've said something earlier

我本来可以早点说

but I was enjoying the fight

只是我喜欢看你们打架

Hello

你好

Hi Dr Linkletter

你好林克莱特博士

It's Connie Tucker Connie

-我是康妮·塔克 -康妮

To what do I owe the pleasure

何等荣幸接到你的电话

I need a favor Of course Anything

-我需要你帮个忙 -当然了什么事都行

Should we discuss it over dinner

我们可以边吃晚饭边说吗

I'll take a rain check on that

晚饭改天再说

I was hoping

我在想

that my grandson could join in your physics class

我外孙能不能去上你的物理课

until John is uh

在约翰...

Back

回来之前

From the mental hospital

从精神病院出来之前

Yes

是的

The one he never told you he'd been in before

他从没告诉过你他以前就住过的精神病院

Yes

是的

A curious ethical choice on his part if you ask me

要我说他这么做很不道德

Can he take the class or not

他能不能上你的课

Of course

当然可以

Although I never taught a child before

不过我从来没教过小孩

Is he potty trained

他受过如厕训练吗

What are you doing

你在干什么

Watching last week's Professor Proton in my mind

在我脑海里看上周的《质子教授》

Moon pie

小甜饼

Good news

好消息

You could start going to your college class again

你又可以去上你的大学课程了

Dr Sturgis is back

斯特吉斯博士回来了吗

No but his friend Dr Linkletter

没有但是他的朋友林克莱特博士

is gonna let you come and take his class

同意你上他的课

But I take Dr Sturgis's class

但我上的是斯特吉斯博士的课

I know but that's not an option right now

我知道但现在上不了

and Dr Linkletter's been nice enough to

而且林克莱特博士很好心

to let you sit in on his

同意你上他的课

But I like the way that Dr Sturgis teaches

但我喜欢斯特吉斯博士的授课方式

Well you might like the way

你也许会更喜欢

that Dr Linkletter teaches even better

林克莱特博士的授课方式

Is it lecture based I don't know

-是讲座型课程吗 -我不知道

What's his interpretation of quantum mechanics

他对量子力学的理解是什么

I couldn't say Where'd he get his doctorate

-我说不上来 -他在哪里拿的博士学位

From the university of shut up and say thank you

在"闭嘴说谢谢"大学

Thank you

谢谢

I thought you were gonna take out the garbage

我以为你会把垃圾扔了

I'm sorry I was under the impression

对不起我还以为

you did everything around here

这里什么事都是你做的

You really want to start this again

你真的又想为这事吵一架

I contribute plenty

我做的事情也很多

and it wouldn't kill you to show a little appreciation

你稍微表示下感激也不会死啊

I'll be sure to do that As soon as I finish

我会表示的等我洗完衣服

the laundry the dishes the vacuuming

收拾完碗筷打扫完家里

the grocery shopping and helping Missy with her homework

买完菜辅导米希写完作业

You like how my job pays for all the bills right

你知道家里的账单都是我的工资在付吧

Stop acting like you're the only one with a job

别表现得好像这个家只有你有工作

Mom Pastor Jeff's on the phone

妈妈杰夫牧师的电话

I have to take this

这个我必须要接

'Course you do

当然了

Hi pastor Jeff

你好杰夫牧师

Everything okay

怎么了

I'm in trouble

我遇上麻烦了

Robin just got here

罗宾刚到

She looks nice and she smells even nicer

她看起来很美闻起来更美

Come on now

拜托

Uh nothing smells better than eternal salvation

没有什么比永久的救赎更好闻

I know But we put so much thought into my clothes

我知道但我们花太多时间考虑我的穿着

we didn't even think about what she'd be wearing

完全没考虑到她会穿什么

Why

怎么了

What's she wearing

她穿了什么

Georgie you hang up that phone right now

小乔治你赶紧把电话挂了

I I just can't win

我怎么做都不对

When I step in I'm doing it wrong

我插手的话我做的方式不对

and when I don't step in she yells at me

我不插手的话她又吼我

I hear you

我懂你

So Darlene does the same thing with you

所以达琳对你也这样吗

No But I'd hate it if she did

不会但如果她那样我也不会喜欢的

That sounds awful

听起来糟透了

So what do you two fight about

那你们俩都因为什么吵架

You know normal stuff

都是小事

Who loves the other one more

谁更爱谁

Whose turn it is for a foot rub

轮到谁给谁捏脚

Oh the other day we did argue about

有一天我们因为

which way the toilet paper should hang

厕纸应该怎么挂吵起来了

Who won

谁赢了

I don't remember

我想不起来了

We just ended up making love on the bathroom floor

我们最后在浴室地板上行房了

Thank you Wayne This has been real helpful

谢谢你韦恩真是帮大忙了

When was the last time you took Mary out on a date

你上次带玛丽出去约会是什么时候

I couldn't even tell you

我都想不起来了

That poor woman

可怜的女人

You're supposed to be on my side

你应该站在我这边的

I'd like to be

我也想站你这边啊

But you're not giving me much to work with

但你没给我机会

Smells like you had a good time

闻起来你喝得很愉快啊

How'd you like to go out for dinner on Friday

周五晚上你想共进晚餐吗

Just you and me

就我们俩

Why

为什么

'Cause you're my wife

因为你是我老婆

I was your wife last Friday and we didn't go to dinner

我上周五也是你老婆我们也没出去吃

Mary I'm asking you on a date

玛丽我在邀请你跟我出去约会

Okay

好吧

Is that a yes

这是答应了吗

Sure

当然

All right then

那好

If you did something stupid I'm gonna find out

如果你干了什么蠢事我迟早会发现的

Same room Different teacher

同样的教室不同的老师

Same night Different time

同样都是晚上不同的时间

This is a real roller coaster

真像过山车一样

Yeah it's wild Connie

-是的很刺激 -康妮

So nice to see you

很高兴见到你

Nice to see you too Sheldon

见到你也很高兴谢尔顿

This is Dr Linkletter Hello

-这是林克莱特博士 -你好

I've heard so much about you

我听过很多关于你的事

Apparently not how I feel about shaking hands

显然不包括我对握手的看法

And on that fun note I'll leave you to it

这个有趣的小事我让你自己处理哦

Are you sure you wouldn't like to stay for the lecture

你确定你不留下来一起听吗

Oh no bad idea

不用了

I'm told I snore

他们说我会打呼噜

Darling I'll be out in the hall if you need me

亲爱的如果你需要我我就在外面走廊

Just a warning

给你提个醒

Today's lecture is rather advanced

今晚的课程非常难

Don't worry If you get confused

别担心如果你有疑惑

I'll be right here in the front row

我就坐在第一排

So this is nice huh

真不错呀是吧

Yes

是啊

Lemon in the water

水里还有柠檬

It's weird to look at a menu and not have to wonder

看菜单都不用去想谢尔顿不吃什么

what Sheldon won't eat

感觉都有点不习惯

I it got easier when he printed that card for my wallet

他把不吃的东西打印成卡片放我钱包里可轻松多了

Still don't know where he got that laminated

我现在都不知道他去哪弄的塑封膜

Yeah

是啊

It's just the two of us

我们二人世界呢

We don't have to talk about the kids

就别聊孩子们了

You're right

你说的对

You don't think Georgie and Missy

小乔治和米希

are doing anything stupid do you

应该不会在家做什么蠢事吧

If mom knew this was in the house

妈妈要是知道家里有这东西

she'd lose her mind

肯定会疯的

I know Mom does not like demons

是啊妈妈可不喜欢恶魔

So how does it work

所以这是怎么玩的

You put your fingertips on it like this

你把指尖像这样放上去

and you ask it questions

接着问问题

Then the spirits from beyond

超脱于凡尘俗世的魂灵

will move you around the board and answer them

会指引你在板子上移动并且回答你的问题

Let's try it

我们试试吧

Okay

好吧

Pastor Jeff talked about these in sunday school

杰夫牧师在主日学校说过这个

He called them Satan's monopoly board

他说这是撒旦版的大富翁

Come on

来吧

I'll get it

我来接

Hello

你好

It's pastor Jeff What do I do

是杰夫牧师打来的我该怎么办

See what he wants

问他有什么事

What do you want

你有什么事

Um is your mom home

你妈妈在家吗

No she went out with my dad

不在她和爸爸出去了

It's just me and Georgie

家里只有我和小乔治

Oh Okay

好的

Well I hope you two are behaving yourselves

那你们乖乖在家哦

We are We're just watching TV

我们很乖只是在看电视

Okay bye

好再见

I just lied to a pastor

我刚刚对牧师撒谎了

So So I'm going to hell

-所以呢 -所以我要下地狱了

No you're not Yes I am

-不会的 -会的

Sucks for you

那你倒霉了

So then we're able to take the ends of the strings

这样我们就能将弦的端点

and connect them to a ten dimensional membrane

连到一片十维的膜上

Yes Sheldon

谢尔顿

Dr Sturgis taught us that if you leave the strings open

斯特吉斯博士教我们利用开弦

it allows far more possibilities

会有更多的可能性

We don't believe you need open strings anymore

我们已经不再需要开弦了

That's an older model of thinking Now

那是老旧的思维模型现在...

Yes Sheldon

谢尔顿

Just because something is older

老旧的东西

doesn't mean that it's not still good

并不代表就不好

Original Star Trek is older than next generation

《星际迷航: 原初系列》比《星际旅行: 下一代》老

but if you think that Mr Data is better than Mr Spock

但要是你认为数据先生比斯波克先生厉害

you don't know what you're talking about

那你可就大错特错了[不知道你在说什么]

I don't know what you're talking about

我是不知道你在说什么

Sorry you're not having a good time

抱歉没让你吃得开心

No I am

不啊我挺开心的

This is lovely

这样很有爱

But can I ask what prompted it

但你为什么会想请我出来约会呢

Well

这个嘛

Wayne and I were discussing marriage

韦恩和我那天在聊婚姻

and he was going on about how happy he is

他一直在说他有多幸福

I just wanted to try to work on ours

我也想努力让我们幸福

That's really sweet George

你真贴心乔治

So they go on dinner dates like this

所以他们经常像这样出来吃晚饭约会吗

Oh they do all kinds of stuff

他们会一起做各种事

Line dancing and movie night

跳队列舞看电影

You wouldn't believe what they got up to in their bathroom

你绝对想不到他们在浴室里做了什么

Where do they find the time

他们哪来这么多时间

Well they don't have any kids so

他们没有孩子所以...

Son of a bitch They don't have kids

我去他们没有孩子

That's why they're happy

怪不得他们这么幸福

George It's true

-乔治 -实话实说

You and I used to be way more fun

我们以前比现在快乐多了

That may be so but you can't blame the children

可能是这么回事但你总不能怪孩子吧

Oh I can and I am

当然可以我就怪他们

Don't get me wrong They're great I love them

别误解我的意思孩子们很棒我爱他们

But you got to admit that they do not make our lives easy

但你得承认他们让我们的生活不轻松啊

I suppose there's a

养孩子可能确实...

challenging aspect to them

有挑战性的一方面

There you go See

这就对了看看

Feels good to say it out loud right

说出来感觉很痛快对吧

Maybe a little

可能是有一点

Think about how clean the house would be

你想想要是只有我们俩

if it was just us

家里得多干净啊

Oh my

天哪

So what did they do in the bathroom

所以他们在浴室里做什么了

I'm going to hell I'm going to hell

我要下地狱了我要下地狱了

Relax Not until you're dead

放轻松你死了才会下地狱

You smell really nice

你身上真好闻

Thank you

谢谢

It's soap

沐浴露的味道

I love soap

我喜欢沐浴露

I'll get it

我来接

Hello

你好

I lied to you

我对你撒谎了

I wasn't watching TV

我刚刚没在看电视

I was playing with a ouija board

我在玩灵应盘

Uh who is this

呃你是哪位

Missy Cooper and I'm going to hell

我是米希·库珀我要下地狱了

Uh Missy you're you're not gonna go to hell

米希你不会下地狱的

Yes I am God knows what I did

我会的上帝知道我做了什么

He sees everything

他什么都看得到

You're right

你说得对

God does see everything

上帝什么都看得到

But he also just saw you be a good Christian

但他也能看到你是一位好基督徒

and tell the truth

诚实说真话

So I promise your soul is safe

所以我保证你的灵魂很安全

You're sure I'm sure

-你确定吗 -我确定

If you're lying you're going to hell too

要是你撒谎的话你也会下地狱

I'm sure

我确定

Thank you

谢谢

You take care now

在家乖一点再见

The lord just sent me a message

主刚刚给我传达了信息

Really

真的吗

I'm sorry

对不起

I can't be in a physical relationship outside of marriage

我不能在婚姻关系之外发生肉体关系

Okay

好吧

I respect that

我能理解

Thank you

谢谢

So when are we getting married

那我们什么时候结婚

We don't need open strings

我们不需要开弦

We just connect them to a d brane

只要连到D膜上就行

But your theories can't recreate the known symmetries of the real world

但你的理论无法再现现实世界的已知对称性

Everything okay in here

你们还好吗

More than okay

非常好

We're having a spirited debate on superstring theory

我们正在激烈地辩论超弦理论

Very spirited

非常激烈

Well you ready to go home

你准备好回家了吗

Yes Unless Dr Linkletter

准备好了除非林克莱特博士...

He's ready

他准备好了

Well I guess we'll see you next week

那我们下周见

Sounds good

听起来不错

No wonder Sturgis went crazy

怪不得斯特吉斯疯了