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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Let's go Let's go

快点快点

We're gonna be late

我们要迟到啦

Fun fact the first time I almost died was at the age of nine

有趣知识我第一次差点死掉是在9岁

The murder weapon

而凶器呢

A Jimmy Dean sausage

吉米·迪安牌香肠

Mom Sheldon's making faces at me

妈谢尔顿对我做鬼脸

Sheldon

谢尔顿

In fairness to Mr Dean Honey

-我得替迪安先生说一句 -宝贝

this one morning I decided to forgo my normal 20 chews per bite

那天早晨我决定不执行我的嚼20口规矩

as prescribed by the American Medical Association

嚼20下是美国医学会的建议

George help

乔治来帮忙

Come here boy We got it We just got to smack it out

儿子过来没事的我来帮你打出来

To further complicate matters in any real life crisis

在生活中任何危机发生时我家人们

my family's default mode is mindless panic

会像无头苍蝇般恐慌把事情越搞越糟

Sheldon's gonna die Sheldon's gonna die

谢尔顿要死了谢尔顿要死了

Or heartless apathy

或者是漠不关心

Oh Lord

神啊

Here we go This is how you do it

来应该这样

Here we go And we shake Honey

来吧我们摇起来宝贝

It's interesting the things you think about

在你的生命渐渐从身体流失时

when life is ebbing from your body

你所想的东西其实挺有意思

For instance linoleum What is it really

比如说油地毯这到底是什么啊

Plastic And if so how is it different from Formica

是塑料吗那跟福米加塑料贴面差别在哪

I'm calling 911

我打紧急求助电话

And what about Count Chocula

那巧古拉伯爵呢

How is he a count

他怎么是伯爵

Did the title come with land

他的爵位是有土地的吗

George Heimlich

乔治海姆立克法

Don't hurt his little ribs

别伤到他的小肋骨

They say in the final moments

人们说在人生最后关头

your life passes before your eyes

你的一生会在你眼前飞过

All I saw was my brother licking jelly off the knife

但我眼里只看到了我哥舔了果酱刀

and putting it back in the jar

然后又伸进去果酱里

Okay it's better now Sheldon

现在好了谢尔顿

Honey Are you okay

亲爱的你没事吧

Can you breathe Say something

能呼吸了吗你说话啊

You have to throw away that jelly

你得把... 那瓶果酱... 丢掉...

I've never been late to school before

我从没上学迟到过

I'm late all the time It's no big deal

我整天迟到这都不是事儿

I get you to school on time every day Why are you late

我每天都准时送你到学校你为什么迟到了

I have a lot of people to say hi to in the morning

每天早上都有很多人要跟我请安

Mom

妈

would you write a note for me

你能帮我写个解释信吗

Sure

没问题

You have the coolest excuse

你有最酷的迟到理由

You almost died Did you see Jesus

你差点就死了你有看到耶稣吗

I saw Count Chocula

我看到巧古拉伯爵

But feel free to mention my brush with death in the note

但你要写有关我的濒死经历我也不介意

All right that's enough talk about death and dying

好了别再说什么死不死的了

I came this close to having my own room

我就差这么一点点就能有自己的房间了

Remember the food drive ends Friday

善心捐食物的活动这周五截止

All canned goods are welcome

欢迎捐赠任何罐装食品

But please make sure your cans have labels

但拜托大家捐的罐头都有内容物标示

Needy people have enough problems

有需要的人们生活已经够烦了

without having to guess what's for dinner

别再给他们添麻烦得猜自己的晚饭是什么了

I'm sorry I'm late I have a note

抱歉我迟到了我有解释信

You poor thing you had a medical emergency

可怜的小家伙你出了医疗紧急事故吗

Yes ma'am I choked on a sausage

是的老师我被香肠噎到了

How big was it

多大根

About yay big

这么大根

To this day

直到今天

I still don't understand why they were laughing

我还是没懂他们当时在笑什么

You're sitting in my spot

你坐在我的专座上了

Why is it your spot

为什么这里是你的专座

It's complicated Just move

很复杂你坐过去就是了

You're reading a comic book I am

-你在读漫画书 -是啊

You do understand those are for children

你知道漫画是给小孩看的玩意吧

Have you ever read one

你读过吗

I outgrew picture books when I was three

我三岁时就不屑读图画书了

Just eat your lunch

吃你的饭就是了

What's the matter

怎么了

I I don't think I can eat this

我想我没办法吃这个

You want to trade

你想交换吗

My mom made me fish soup again

我妈又给我做了鱼汤

How long do we have to be in this country

我们家得住在这国家多少年

before I get baloney

我妈才能让我吃美式大香肠啊

Mm no thank you

还是算了

I'm not hungry

我不饿

I'm not hungry

我不饿

Three words you never hear in Vietnam

这句话你在越南永远不会听到

Well here's something nice

说件好的

You know that Mr Rosenbloom

你们认识洛圣朋先生吗

with the furniture store over by the steakhouse

在牛排馆附近开家具店的那个

I don't think so Oh sure you do

-不认识 -你肯定认识

That Hebrew fella with the comb over

有遮秃发型的那个希伯来佬

You mean Jewish

你是说犹太人吗

I think they like to be called Hebrew

他们好像比较喜欢被叫希伯来佬

Anyway

言归正传

he's asked me to dinner

他约我去共进晚餐

Well good for you What'd you say

很好啊你怎么回答的

I said I'd have to think about it

我说让我考虑考虑

What's to think about

有什么好考虑的

Well a lot

很多啊

I mean assuming he enjoys dinner

他要是晚饭吃得开心

he might want a scoop of Meemaw for dessert

说不定会想来一勺姥姥当饭后甜点吃

Mom the kids

妈孩子在

I said dessert

我说了饭后甜点

Did you know I was talking about sex

你们知道我刚才说的是上床吗

不知道

See

你看

Why aren't you eating

你为什么不吃

I don't think I can

我做不到

Sometimes the different foods touch each other Sheldon

谢尔顿有时候不同食物会"接触"到一起

Not the end of the world

这没什么大不了

No I'm afraid I'll choke again

不是我是怕我又噎到

Oh honey that's not gonna happen

亲爱的不会的

Go ahead eat your dinner

乖快吃饭

What's all this about choking

这噎到是怎么回事

Sheldon almost died this morning

谢尔顿今早差点噎死

What Oh yeah

-什么 -对啊

Dad was shaking him upside down like a ketchup bottle

爸把他倒着抱起来像番茄酱瓶一样抖

It was great

可精彩了

Well you got to eat something baby

你得吃东西才行啊宝贝

Just have a few bites

好歹吃几口

I can't It's too risky

不行太冒险了

Dibs on the tater tots

他的炸薯球我要了

All right I'll wrap that up for you

行吧我先帮你包起来

and if you change your mind you can have some later

要是你晚点饿了你可以到时候吃

At least drink your milk

好歹喝了你的牛奶

Sure

好

My mother and father saw

我父母看到了

that I'd been traumatized and were patient

我的幼小心灵收到创伤对我很有耐心

and understanding about my fear of eating solid foods

也理解我对固体食物感到恐惧

This lasted one more day

这状态多维持了一天

Sheldon Lee Cooper if you don't finish that pork chop

谢尔顿·李·库珀你再不吃你的猪排

I swear I will chew it up

我发誓我就会嚼烂你的猪排

and spit it in your mouth like a mama bird

然后像只母鸟一样吐到你嘴里喂你

Do it Mom Do it

去啊妈快去

Mary can I speak to you for a second

玛丽我能跟你聊两句吗

No Enough is enough The boy has got to eat

不够了就是够了这孩子得吃东西

Just give me a minute

很快就好

Start eating mister

赶紧开吃先生

You don't mind right

你不介意给我的吧

How about I cut that pork chop off the bone

我把猪排去骨

and throw it in the blender with some gravy

和肉汁一起丢进搅拌机搅碎怎么样

If it fits through a bendy straw I'll drink it

如果能用吸管吸起来我就喝掉

Coming up

马上就弄好

Why does he get a pork shake

他凭什么能喝猪排奶昔

This is all my fault

这都怨我

I rushed him through breakfast the other day

那天是我催他赶紧把早餐吃完

and now look he is wasting away

现在你看他日渐消瘦

Oh come on You can't blame yourself

别这样你不能怪自己

This isn't gonna last Remember the time a bee got in the house

这持续不了多久还记得有一次蜜蜂飞进屋里

and he slept under a net for a couple months

他有几个月睡觉都盖着张网吗

This is different

这次不一样

How First of all

-怎么个不一样 -

you let that bee in

那蜜蜂是你放进来的

The bee was your fault

是你的错

Okay Secondly

-好吧 -其次

this is about his health

这次关系到他的健康

He is a fragile little boy

他是个脆弱的小男孩

He can't go on like this

他不能这样下去

I'm not arguing with you

我不是在跟你吵

Let's just you know give him a little more time

只是... 我们就再给他点时间吧

Now what

又在搞什么

Sounds like your mom's making margaritas

听上去你妈在弄玛格丽特酒

What's he drinking

他在喝什么

Pork chop and gravy

猪排和肉汁

I snuck some broccoli in there too

我还偷偷加了点西兰花

Shh

别声张

五周后

I'm real glad you've been getting out again

你最近又开始约会了我很开心

Me too

我也是

We had a nice dinner took a walk

我们吃了美味的晚餐散了步

He's a divorcee you know

他离过婚的你知道吗

I didn't

我不知道

It's not a big deal for those people

对那种人来说不是大问题

If they're not a lawyer they're related to one

他们就算不是律师也有当律师的亲戚

属于对犹太人的刻板印象不是律师就是医生会计师

You're actually cutting the crust off before you blend it

你搅拌前还把面包皮去掉啊

I left it on his tuna sandwich yesterday he said he could tell

我昨天做金枪鱼三明治时没切他说喝得出来

Only drank half of it

只喝了一半

Mary you think this has gone on long enough

玛丽你觉得这次闹得够久了吗

No trouble

又不麻烦

But it'd be better if I had two blenders

不过要是有多一台搅拌机就更好了

Be better if you stopped coddling him

你别再惯着他就更好了

Well I don't know what else to do

我不知道还能怎么办

I suggested that we take him to some kind of professional

我提议过带他去看专家

but you said he'd outgrow it

但你说他长大就不会这样了

Well if you're looking for a psychiatrist

如果你想找心理医生

I bet my new fella's related to one

我敢说我的新男友有亲戚做这行

What do you think

你觉得呢

Not sure

说不好

If we take him to a shrink

如果我们带他去看心理医生

it feels like we're admitting something's wrong with him

感觉我们就承认了他有问题

He hasn't had solid food in five weeks

他有五个礼拜没吃过固体食物了

Well if there is something wrong with him

如果他真有毛病

it ain't constipation

也肯定不会是便秘

Okay

好吧

Let's see if we can find somebody

看能不能找个医生

Thank you

谢谢你

Needs a few more Cheetos

还得再加点奇多

My mother managed to locate a family psychiatrist

我妈成功找到了一位我们负担得起的

within our price range

家庭心理医生

No one seemed to be bothered that he had

似乎没人介意他在《省钱周刊》上

a coupon in The Pennysaver

印有优惠券

Is this man gonna make me eat solid foods

这个人是不是会逼我吃固体食物

No he just wants to talk to you about it

不会他只是想和你谈谈

Did you tell him I have a lot to accomplish in my life

你有没告诉他我的人生有很多大事要完成

and cannot afford to be killed by an unchewed sausage

决不能被没嚼烂的香肠噎死

Not in those exact words

说了但用了别种说法

Did you bring the coupon

优惠券你带了吗

Hi Welcome

你好欢迎

You must be the Cooper family

你们一定是库珀一家

We are

是的

Right on right on

好极了好极了

This must be Sheldon

你一定是谢尔顿了

Put 'er there

握个爪吧

No thank you

不用了谢谢

Right on right on

好极了好极了

Okay well here's how I'd like to start Mom and Dad

我们先这样爸爸妈妈

why don't you come talk to me first and then Sheldon

你们先进来和我谈谈然后谢尔顿

you and I have a little rap session

你和我再单独唠唠

Folks

两位

Right on right on

好极了好极了

Feel free to read any of my comics

我的漫画你可以随便看

And you guys feel free to sit on my beanbag

你们可以随便坐在我的豆袋椅上

40 cents Outrageous

4毛钱吗太离谱了

As fate would have it

这是命运的安排

the comic I picked up was called X Men

我选的那本漫画叫《X战警》

Young mutants with incredible powers

拥有超能力的年少变种人

who were feared and misunderstood by the entire world

被世人恐惧和误解

Hey it's about me

这故事是在讲我

Now the thing you have to understand is

有件事你得知道

Shelly is incredibly bright

谢利是个非常聪明的孩子

I mean his IQ is right up there with Albert Einstein

他的智商堪比爱因斯坦

and that English wheelchair fella

和英国那个坐轮椅的人

Cool He's nine years old and he's in high school

-好的 -他是一个9岁的高中生

so you can't judge him like other kids

所以你不能把他当寻常孩子看待

I hear ya George

-明白了 -乔治

tell him about how he's always going on and on

告诉他谢利总是滔滔不绝

about subatomic particles and such

说什么亚原子粒子的

Oh he'll get to gabbin' about it

他能说个没完没了

We're accustomed to his quirks and oddities

我们已经习惯了他有各种怪癖和奇思妙想

But this whole "being afraid of solid foods" thing

但"害怕固体食物"这件事

it's got us thrown

真的让我们懵了

Okay Let me just start by saying

容我先说一句

you came to the right place

你们来对了地方

Sheldon and I happen to have a lot in common

谢尔顿和我碰巧有很多共同之处

I too was a special little boy

我小时候也是个特别的男孩

In the fourth grade I was reading at a seventh grade level

四年级时我就能读懂七年级的书

And I don't have to tell you where I was by the seventh grade

我都不用告诉你们七年级时我到什么程度了

Tenth

十年级

I'm gonna give the beanbag a whirl

我去坐一下豆袋椅

What are y'all watching

你们在看什么呢

Little Rascals

《小淘气》

聚焦一群社区孩子的冒险生活

1920-1940年代的系列短片

You know most of those kids are dead right

你们知道里面大部分的孩子都死了吧

What

什么

Alfalfa Stymie Buckwheat

阿尔法法斯代米巴克威特

Even Petey the dog

狗狗皮蒂也死了吗

Oh especially Petey the dog

特别是狗狗皮蒂

Thanks for making it depressing

谢谢你把这变成致郁片啊

You're very welcome

不客气

Y'all want to go get some ice cream

你们想去吃冰淇淋吗

What about dinner

那晚饭怎么办

What about it Come on

管它呢走吧

Is ALF dead

阿尔夫也死了吗

No but it's just a matter of time

还没不过也快了

You'd be surprised how many children have food phobias

你不会相信有多少孩子有食物恐惧症

Is that so Oh yeah When I was Sheldon's age

-是吗 -是的我像谢尔顿那么大时

I was afraid of that weird skin on top of puddin' Really

-很怕布丁上那层奇怪的皮 -真的吗

Me too You know you put a little Saran Wrap on

我也是你知道吗要是覆上一层莎伦牌保鲜膜

George

乔治

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Where the hell did he go

他跑哪儿去了

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Couldn't have gone far

应该走不远

Why not

为什么

Right on right on

好极了好极了

I checked the bathroom the stairs

洗手间和楼梯间我都找遍了

He's not in the building

他不在这栋大楼里

I'm worried No one's answering at home

我很担心家里没人接电话

Stay calm We'll find him

保持冷静我们会找到他的

You know when I was a kid

我小的时候...

Shut up

闭嘴

Well

好吧

It wasn't typical for me to wander out into

我不常独自在都市丛林转悠

the urban jungle on my own but I was on a mission

但我有任务在身

I had gotten my first taste of serialized superheroes

我第一次尝到了超级英雄连载漫画的滋味

金刚漫画书店

and I needed more

我需要更多

Excuse me do you have X Men #137

打扰了你有《X战警》第137期吗

I'd like to know what happens next please

我想知道接下来的故事谢了

Back bin in the corner

角落后面那个箱子

What are you doing here

你怎么来这儿了

Oh hello Tam

你好丹

I thought you said comic books are for children

你不是说漫画是给小孩子看的吗

I'm a complicated young man

我是一个复杂的年轻人

I think we should call the police

我觉得我们应该报警

We don't need the police We'll find him

不需要出动警察我们能找到他

This is all my fault

这都是我的错

He ran away because we took him to a therapist

他跑走都是因为我们带他去看心理医生

That's 15 dollars we ain't getting back

那15块美金的诊费我们是要不回来了

That's what you're worried about

你担心的居然是这个吗

No Course not

不当然不是

And Sheldon's fine

谢尔顿不会有事的

You know what he's like

你也知道他的个性

If someone took him

要是真有人把他带走了

I'm sure they'll bring him right back

肯定也很快受不了把他送回来

I'm enjoying this but I'm having trouble with the onomatopoeia

我看得很开心但我对里面的拟声词有意见

The what

拟什么

The onomatopoeia

拟声词

Words that imitate sounds

模拟声音的词

KaThoom SNikt

"卡咚" "口胡"

BAmf

"砰当"

Writers shouldn't make up words

作家不应该自己乱造词

Somebody made up "onomatopoeia"

"拟声词"就是某人乱造出来的词

You challenge me I like that

你挑战我我喜欢

冰雪皇后

Meemaw are you gonna have more babies

姥姥你还会再生小孩吗

Good Lord no

苍天啊我才不要

She's too old to have any more babies

她太老了生不出来了

Don't have to have 'em You live long enough

不用生啊等你活得够老

your hair and your teeth start falling out

头发和牙齿就开始脱落

you start wetting the bed you get to be one

你开始尿床自己就变成宝宝了

That's funny

真逗

We're gonna have to put a diaper on you

我们以后要给你穿尿布了

You won't be laughing when you're doing it

等你帮我穿的时候就笑不出来了

I might be

但我可能会笑

Hey Meemaw next to Sheldon who's smarter me or Georgie

姥姥除了谢尔顿我和小乔治谁更聪明

Me of course Why you

-当然是我啦 -为什么

My head's bigger

我的脑袋比较大

It doesn't matter

跟头大头小没关系

Tonight is not about Sheldon

今晚的重点不是谢尔顿

Yeah right Everything's always about Sheldon

是啊平常什么事重点都在谢尔顿身上

Yeah Most of the time

对啊大多数时候

it's like we don't even exist

我们就好像不存在一样

I guess Sheldon does get most of the attention

谢尔顿的确是得到了大部分的关注

Maybe that's a good thing

但或许这是好事啊

How

哪里好了

Well if it weren't for him

如果不是有他

your parents would be on your ass all the time

你们爸妈就肯定会严格管着你们俩

Yeah I guess I never thought about it that way before

也是我好像从来没从这角度想过

You kidding me Right now

拜托要不是有他

they would be nagging you about cleaning your room

你们爸妈现在一定在唠叨让你们打扫房间

and doing your homework

催你们去做作业

Instead you're sitting in a parking lot

可现在你们能坐在停车场里

eating a Blizzard for dinner

吃着冰激凌当晚餐

With cookie dough in it Exactly

-还加了曲奇面团 -对啊

While Sheldon is stuck sitting in some boring shrink's office

而谢尔顿却被困在无聊的心理医生办公室

Mom told me they were taking him for a haircut

妈说他们是带他去剪头发

Oh Yeah

对哦

Right

是啦

Well when he gets home say his hair looks good

那等他回家了记得夸他头发剪得不错

What

怎么了

Nothing

没事

You want one

想来一根吗

不用了

Well

那个...

if you change your mind help yourself

如果你想吃了你就自己拿

I didn't have to read many comic books

我不用读太多漫画书

to understand that every superhero had a weakness

就知道每个英雄都有弱点

红蜡糖

something they had to overcome

那些弱点需要他们靠着

through an extraordinary act of courage

无与伦比的勇气来克服

For Cyclops it was the loss of Jean Grey

对镭射眼来说是失去琴·葛雷

全都是《X-战警》的人物

For Rogue it was human touch

对小淘气来说则是与人类触碰

For me it was food that required chewing

对我来说是需要咀嚼的食物

So if I truly was a mutant I would have to do the same

所以如果我真的也是变种人就得克服难关

On this day I would not be defeated

在这一天我不能被打败

Because this was the day I became

因为这一天是我变成

The Chewer

咀嚼侠的日子

咔嚼

Just like that I overcame my fear of choking

就这样我克服了我对被噎到的恐惧

All that was left was my fear of dogs

唯一剩下的就只有怕狗

birds insects germs

鸟昆虫细菌

hugging button fly pants

拥抱纽扣裤裆裤

rivers ponds lakes oceans

河池塘湖海洋

estuaries corduroy root vegetables

河口灯芯绒根茎类蔬菜

squeaky balloons tinted windows

气球的吱吱声贴隔热纸的窗

take a penny leave a penny fireworks

零钱小费盒烟火

potbelly stoves dust bunnies

大肚炉积灰

that fuzz on peaches Ugh

水蜜桃上的绒毛

What I find interesting is how many supervillains are scientists

漫画中很多坏人都是科学家这事很有意思

Doctor Octopus

章鱼博士

Doctor Doom Lex Luthor

毁灭博士雷克斯·路瑟

Green Goblin the list goes on and on

绿魔这名单还很长

所以呢

So if the world doesn't respect me

所以如果世人们不尊重我

I might change sides

我说不定也会黑化

Uh oh

惨了

Good luck

祝你好运

I tried to explain to my parents

我试着跟我父母解释

that a mutant named Cyclops

一个名叫镭射眼的变种人

who shoots laser beams out of his eyes

他能从双眼射出镭射光束

helped me eat a licorice stick

是他帮助我吃了根甘草糖

Went right over their heads

但他们完全无法理解