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That's why I want to see it

这正是我想看的原因

On any given day

随便哪天

our school gymnasium presented a cocktail of horrors

我们学校的体育馆都会发生各式各样的恐怖事

From daily humiliation

从日常丢脸

to school sanctioned violence

到学校认可的暴力

But one day a year the gymnasium was transformed

但每年有那么一天体育馆会摇身一变

into a haven of learning

成为学习的殿堂

thanks to a remarkable institution

这都要感谢一个了不起的惯例

known as the science fair

科学展

A chance for the student body to come together

全体学生都有机会

哪种饮料让我打嗝最响

in the name of research and progress

以研究和进步之名齐聚一堂

Uh while some did the bare minimum

有些人毫不努力

声级计

and others preferred razzamatazz over raw data

其他人则喜欢作秀多过原始数据

产生静电高压的装置

范德格拉夫起电机

I set out to save humanity from deadly asteroids

我致力于拯救人类不被致命小行星灭绝

由谢尔顿李库珀呈现

小行星的追踪和偏移

And made it all neatly fit on three poster boards

我把内容都整齐排在三块硬纸板上

The science fair may be a competition

科学展也许是场比赛

but when the goal is promoting knowledge we're all winners

但当目的是分享知识时我们都是赢家

And the winner

赢得

of the Medford High School Science Fair is

梅德福高中科学展的就是...

SueAnn Ludlow

苏安·拉德洛

You've got to be kidding me

你逗我呢吧

Shelly

谢利

You people are crazy

你们这些人都疯了

Hey ‭All right

好了

You're celebrating mediocrity

你们在赞美平庸

Mediocrity

平庸

Mediocrity

平庸啊

I'll be in my room

我回房间去了

Oh come on Shelly

别这样谢利

You still got an honorable mention

你还是得到优等奖了呀

Stop reminding me

别提起我的伤心事了

I hate to see him so upset

我讨厌看到他如此不开心

Well give him a little time he'll calm down

给他点时间嘛他会冷静下来的

Fiddle faddle

狗屁不通

The F word

都骂脏字了

He's real mad

他真的很生气

You don't always win in life he needs to learn that

生活中并非次次能赢他需要学会这点

I know but these are big feelings for a little boy

我知道但这对小男孩来说是很激烈的情绪

They're feelings everybody has

每个人都有这种情绪

It's part of growing up

这是成长必经阶段

I guess

说得也是

Poodle poop

狗狗屎

Okay

好了

Somebody's got to teach this kid to swear

得有人去教这孩子如何骂脏话了

it's embarrassing

这样很丢人

优等奖

Sheldon listen

谢尔顿听着

I know losing ain't easy

我知道输很难接受

I deal with it on the football field all the time

我在橄榄球场上经常要面对这个

It's like that big game we had last year against Nacogdoches

就像我们去年对纳卡多奇斯队那场重要的比赛

We were down 28 points at the half

中场休息时我们落后28分

It was raining it was muddy

当时在下雨一片泥泞

Everybody in the stands had gone home

看台上的人全都回家了

But somehow we managed to claw our way back

但不知怎的我们成功在终场前一分钟

to a tie with a minute left

追成平手

And then they threw a Hail Mary

然后他们传了一个孤注一掷的长传

and the receiver stepped out of bounds

接球员走出界外

but the ref didn't see it

但裁判没看到

After all that we lose on a bad call

经历了这么多后我们输在了错判上

Believe me I was furious

相信我我当时气炸了

But I sucked it up

但我忍住了

and I walked across that field and I shook their hands

我走到球场另一边跟他们握手

I didn't hear a word you said

你刚说的我一个字都没听进去

Okay

好吧

动物细胞植物细胞

So while an animal cell has a membrane

动物细胞有细胞膜

a plant cell has a membrane and a cell wall

植物细胞则有细胞膜和细胞壁

Who cares

谁在乎啊

Sheldon what are you doing

谢尔顿你在干什么

Being disrespectful sir

目无尊长老师

Ah How come

为什么

Because I'm disillusioned with the school system

因为我对学校制度幻灭了

Georgie do you know what's going on with him

小乔治你知道他怎么回事吗

Actually I'm trying to ignore it

事实上我在努力无视他

Well get your feet off the desk

你把脚放下来

What if I don't

如果我不放呢

I was sent to see Principal Petersen

老师叫我来见彼得森校长

What is it this time

这次你又做了什么

Youthful rebellion

青春期叛逆

My voice hasn't changed yet but my attitude has

我还没变声但我的态度变了

I'll let him know you're here

我通知他你来了

You do that

麻利点儿

Ma'am

女士

Sheldon Cooper's outside

谢尔顿·库珀在外面

Who sent him now

这次是谁叫他来的

Givens ‭ Well you know what

-吉文斯 -你知道吗

Givens needs to man up

吉文斯应该爷们一点

Cooper's a little boy

库珀只是个小男孩

It's not hard to handle him

对付他一点都不难啊

I'll send him in

我叫他进来

H Hold on a minute just

先等一下

Does he know I'm in here

他知道我在办公室吗

Attention students and faculty

全体学生和教员请注意

Oh no

糟了

This is Sheldon Lee Cooper

我是谢尔顿·李·库珀

What the hell

搞什么

We're taught that hard work pays off but that's not true

我们被教导努力会有回报但那不是真的

I came up with a solution to save Earth

我想出了从致命小行星手中

from killer asteroids

拯救地球的方法

and lost the science fair

却在科学展中

to SueAnn Ludlow and her frizzy hair machine

输给了苏安·拉德洛及她的炸头毛机器

But it wasn't just me who lost we all lost

但输的不只是我我们都输了

Wake up people

你们清醒一点

The system's broken

这个体制已经崩坏了

Real innovation isn't valued

真正的创新不被重视

Nowadays it's all about flash and style

这年头浮夸和有型才是王道

I blame MTV

都怪MTV台

有时被人诟病推广脑残内容

音乐电视网频道节目主要面向青少年

Luckily my parents can't afford cable

幸好我的父母订不起有线电视台

We can afford it

我们订得起啦

I urge you all to rise up

我敦促你们都起来反抗

They can't send everyone to the principal's office

法不责众不可能全都去见校长

Chew gum in class use a number one pencil

在课上嚼口香糖改用一号铅笔

go nuts

疯起来吧

This is Sheldon Lee Cooper signing off

谢尔顿·李·库珀发言完毕

Live long and prosper

生生不息繁荣昌盛

You better run you little punk

有种你别跑小兔崽子

I can't believe you sent him to bed without his dinner

真不敢相信你让他饿着肚子就上床睡觉

That's right

没错

On spaghetti and hot dog night

而且今晚还是吃热狗意粉

That's rough ‭ He's got to learn

-够残忍 -他必须学会教训

Let's talk about something else

我们聊点别的吧

Georgie how was your day

小乔治你今天过得怎么样

My brother told the entire school we can't afford cable

我弟弟告诉全校的人我们家订不起有线电视

Oh right

对哦

Missy

米希

Good until I learned we can't afford cable

本来挺好直到听说我们订不起有线电视

I've been thinking and there's something I'd like to say

我一直在思考我有话想说

Unless it's an apology I don't want to hear it

除非是道歉否则就不用说了

I'm quitting science

我要放弃科学

Not an apology

并不是道歉

Spank him Dad

打他屁股爸爸

I'm really getting worried about Shelly

我真的开始担心谢利了

Acting out and now quitting science

之前是发脾气现在还要放弃科学

Oh I'm sure he'll get right back to it

他一定马上就重新沉迷科学的

I've quit smoking and gambling plenty of times

我也戒过烟和赌博很多次了

Hmm Look in my purse

打开我包包看看

Nothing but cigarettes and scratchers

里面只有烟和刮刮乐彩票

Maybe he should talk to somebody

也许他该找人谈谈

Not it

做梦

I meant a professional George

我是指跟专业人士谈乔治

But way to be a dad

不过你可真是"好"爸爸啊

医学中心

Welcome back

欢迎回来

Thank you for seeing us on such short notice Doctor

谢谢你这么快就腾出时间见我们医生

Oh not a problem

不客气

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I remember you

我记得你

Do you remember me

你记得我吗

I remember everything

我什么都记得

Okay

好吧

Uh you two make yourselves comfortable

二位女士请随意

Me and my main man Sheldon are gonna go

我跟我兄弟谢尔顿

have a little chitchat in my office

要到我办公室里好好聊聊

I don't like chitchat and I'm not your main man

我不喜欢聊天我也不是你兄弟

Right on

好极了

Have fun

玩得开心

Now Sheldon I understand you've changed your mind

谢尔顿我知道你改变主意

about being a scientist

不想当科学家了

And you're gonna say I can't

你打算说我不能这么做吗

No I think that's great

不我觉得那样很棒

You do ‭Yeah

-真的吗 -嗯

I think it's important to keep your options open

我认为对人生选择保持开放态度是好事

Let me tell you a little story

让我告诉你一个小故事

about an extremely smart young boy

主角是一个非常聪明的小男孩

我吗

是我

有很长一段时间

I thought I was gonna be

我都以为自己会成为

a professional figure skater

一名专业花样滑冰运动员

And then you became disenchanted with the field like I did

然后你跟我一样对那个领域幻想破灭了吗

Exactly

正是

Someone skated right over my foot

有人穿着冰鞋在我脚上滑过

And that was that

从此没戏了

I'm not sure that's the same thing

我不确定这是一回事

I'd say you lost your passion the way I lost my big toe

你失去激情与我失去脚趾的方式如出一辙

Don't draw in that

别在上面乱画

Hey We're all done

我们结束了

How'd it go ‭ Great

-怎么样 -很好

I feel a lot better

我感觉好多了

Well that's just wonderful

实在太棒了

So you're going back to science

那你要继续研究科学吗

No In fact I'm going as far away from science as possible

不事实上我要离科学越远越好

I plan to pursue the arts

我打算投身艺术行业

What kind of arts

哪种艺术

I've decided to become an actor

我决定以后要当演员

Of course you have

不出所料

Why's he want to study acting

他为什么想学演戏

The doctor encouraged him to try something different

医生鼓励他尝试不一样的东西

Maybe he'll learn to act normal

也许他能学会表现得像正常人

How about you learn to act nice

不如你学学如何友善待人吧

You people don't appreciate my sense of humor

你们都不懂欣赏我的幽默感

As long as he starts behaving himself in school

只要他开始在学校乖乖的

I don't care what he does

我不在乎他做什么

You know I actually did a little community theater

其实我20几岁时曾在一个社区小剧团

back in my 20s

演过戏

Is that so

是吗

I had a good part in Oklahoma

我在《俄克拉荷马》演了个很棒的角色

I'm just a girl who can't say no

我就是一个无法拒绝的女孩

Say no to what

拒绝什么

Well

这个嘛

To uh eating her vegetables

无法拒绝吃蔬菜

It was fun

特别好玩

But I'm pretty sure doing plays

不过我很肯定排戏

is just an excuse to change in front of each other backstage

只是为了能在后台一起换衣服

Really ‭ Yeah

-真的吗 -是啊

Theater folk just love to take their clothes off

戏剧圈的人可爱脱衣服了

How many people saw you naked

有多少人看过你的裸体

A lot

很多

Mom ‭Enough

-妈妈 -够了

Y'all don't understand my sense of humor either

你们也不懂我的幽默

Hello Are you Mr Lundy

你好请问你是伦迪老师[先生]吗

My father is Mr Lundy

我父亲才是伦迪先生

Well then what should I call you

那我应该怎么称呼你

I guess Mr Lundy

伦迪先生吧

My father's dead

毕竟我爸不在了

I was told you're the head of the drama department

他们告诉我你是戏剧部的负责人

Mm hmm and the girls' volleyball coach

没错也是女子排球队的教练

which between us is the real drama department

偷偷告诉你那边的人戏才多

Was that a joke

这是个笑话吗

I thought so

我觉得是

Can I help you

你有什么事

I'm interested in becoming an actor

我想当演员

Well good for you

那敢情好

You've come to the right place

你来这里就对了

You know I I've been a professional actor

我也是个职业演员呢

for years and years

当了好多好多年了

Really What have you been in

真的吗你演过什么

Well have you seen the mattress madness commercials

你看过一个床垫的广告吗

on channel 68

在68频道播出的

I'm soft and firm

我又柔软又结实

in all the right places

该软则软该结实则结实

Wow You're famous

你是名人啊

Well I

这个嘛...

And I was Carbucketty

我也曾经出演过

in the Dallas Fort Worth Players production of Cats

达拉斯沃斯堡市制作的音乐剧《猫》

Did you see that

看到没

No I'm afraid of cats

不要我怕猫

Well you realize the cats are just the actors

你知道那些猫都是演员演的吧

I still wouldn't risk it

我还是不想冒这个险

You're an odd boy but you make it work

你真是个奇特的孩子但你应该能行

Anyway uh auditions are next week

好了试镜是在下周

You're welcome to come on by Excellent

-到时候欢迎你来 -太好了

I checked out a book on acting

我借了一本讲演戏的书

so I should have the hang of it by then

到时候我应该已经掌握得差不多了

Well I like that confidence

我喜欢你这自信

Thank you Most people find it off putting

谢谢大多数人都觉得反感

I can see that

我也能理解

To master acting I immersed myself

要想掌握演戏我先让自己

in all forms of the genre from silent films

沉浸在各种不同类型的作品里从默片

1927年的杰出默片《将军号》

to modern classics

到现代经典

1963年由希区柯克执导的经典电影《鸟》

to logic defying experimental work

到反逻辑的实验性作品

歌曲名《Good morning》

1952年的不朽音乐歌舞片杰作《雨中曲》

It's great to stay up late

睡懒觉最棒了

Why are they all singing

他们为什么都在唱歌

Because it's a musical

因为这是歌舞片啊

But why can't they just say it

他们为什么不能用说的呢

Well that wouldn't be very musical would it

那就不够"歌舞"了不是吗

The stars were shining bright

繁星在闪耀

And where is the music coming from

而且他们的音乐是从哪来的啊

You're thinking about it too much

你太较真了

So good morning

所以早安

Good morning

早安

And how do they all know the same dance

而且他们为什么都会跳同一套舞啊

Come on ‭Moonpie

-别问了 -小饼饼

《演员的自我修养》

What are you looking for

你在找什么

A brooch

胸针

What's a brooch

什么是胸针

It's a piece of jewelry

是一种首饰

In my acting book there's an exercise

在演戏的书里有个小练习

where you look for a missing brooch in a convincing way

就是你得用令人信服的方式寻找一个胸针

Why

为什么

According to the story it was given to me by a friend

根据书中的背景故事这个是我朋友送的

so I could afford to stay in drama school but now it's gone

让我变卖好继续读戏剧学校被我弄丢了

Well good luck finding it

祝你早日找到啦

Thanks

谢谢

Wait

等等

You really believed I was looking for something

你真的相信了我是在找东西

I did it

我成功啦

I'm an actor

我是个演员

You're a freak

你是个神经病

Oh where the heck is that brooch

这胸针到底是跑哪去了

If I can change

如果我能改变

and you can change

你也能改变

everybody can change

那每个人都能改变

Thank you Eva

谢谢你伊娃

That was a a lovely reading from Rocky IV

谢谢你朗读拳击片《洛奇4》台词的演出

All right Mr Cooper

好了库珀先生

The stage is yours

舞台是你的了

Thank you

谢谢

I'd like to begin with a monologue from King Lear

我想要先来一段《李尔王》中的独白

What

怎么

I believe you're supposed to say "Break a leg "

演员开演前你应该说"祝开演成功"[断条腿]

Sorry

抱歉

Break a leg

祝开演成功

Poor naked wretches

可怜的衣不蔽体的穷人们

whereso'er you are

不管你们身处何方

that bide the pelting of this pitiless storm

都要忍受这样无情的暴风雨的袭击

How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides

你们头无片瓦饥肠辘辘

your looped and windowed raggedness defend you

穿着百孔千疮的衣服如何抵挡

from seasons such as these

这样的天气

Oh I've ta'en too little care of this

哦我对这样的事关心得太少了

Take physic pomp

吞下这剂药吧衣着华丽的贵人

Expose thyself to feel what wretches feel

让你体验一下穷人的痛苦

that thou may shake the superflux to them

好把多余的财物分给他们

and show the heavens more just

使上天显得更加公平

Holy mackerel

我了个天啊

Don't cry for me Argentina

阿根廷别为我哭泣

《阿根廷别为我哭泣》

音乐剧《艾薇塔》与歌舞电影《贝隆夫人》中的名曲

The truth is I never left you

事实上我从未离开过你

All through my wild days

在那段狂野岁月里

My mad existence

疯狂历程中

I kept my promise

我都谨记诺言

Don't keep your distance

别将我拒之门外

歌曲名《I got rhythm》

1951年电影《一个美国人在巴黎》中的经典片段

I've got daisies

我有雏菊

In green pastures

在绿色牧场里

I've got my girl

我得到了我的姑娘

Who could ask for anything more

我还有什么好要求的呢

Old man trouble

老人麻烦

I don't mind him

我不管它

You won't find him

你不会发现

Hanging 'round my door

他在我家外面转悠

I've got starlight

我有星光

I've got sweet dreams

我有美梦

I've got my star

我有我的明星

Who could ask for anything more

我还有什么好要求的呢

Who could ask for anything more

我还有什么好要求的呢

That looked dangerous

你那样看起来好危险啊

No that looks dangerous

不你那个看起来才危险

We're back

我们回来了

Hey How'd the audition go

试镜如何啦

Great I got the lead

很好啊我演主角

You're kidding

不是吧

What's the play

什么剧目啊

Annie

《安妮》

欢乐冒险的音乐剧

1982年一部讲述红发女孩孤儿安妮的

I need to go learn my lines

我要去学习我的台词了

Now I was a little unsure at first

我刚听到时心里也有疑虑

but Sandy Duncan does play Peter Pan

但女演员桑迪·邓肯也曾反串演过《小飞侠》

so when you think about it

所以如果你自己想想

Connie you're not helping

康妮你说这话纯帮倒忙

Okay

好吧

I want to talk to you about this play

我想跟你聊聊这舞台剧的事

I'm excited about it too

我也很兴奋

You know if you play the part of a girl

你知道你要是扮演女孩角色

people might make fun of you

别人很有可能会取笑你吧

Mr Lundy's trying to push the boundaries

伦迪先生想要冲击德州东部

of drama in East Texas

大家对戏剧的界限

One way to do that is cross gender casting

其中一个方式就是女角男演

Let me rephrase that

让我修正一下我的措辞

if you play the part of a girl people will make fun of you

如果你去扮女生别人一定会取笑你

In Shakespeare's time the men played all the female parts

在莎士比亚的年代所有的女角都是男人演的

No one made fun of it

也没人取笑他们啊

If Shakespeare went to public high school

如果莎士比亚去上了公立学校

it'd be a different story

那情况就不会是这样了

You know Sandy Duncan plays the part of Peter Pan

你知道桑迪·邓肯也演过男角色彼得潘吧

Yeah yeah I heard

是啦我听说了

I'm trying to protect you son

儿子爸爸也是想保护你

I appreciate that

我谢谢你的好意

Good

很好

You're a football coach

你是个橄榄球教练

Isn't it your responsibility

你的责任不就是

to put in the best player for the job

把球员安排在最适合的位子上吗

I guess

大概吧

Well I want to do this

我想演戏

and Mr Lundy said I was the best

而伦迪先生说我是最棒的

Okay

好吧

Can you at least wear pants instead of a dress

那你能起码穿裤子而不穿裙子吗

I'll give you a definite maybe

我给你个十分肯定的可能吧

三周后

Okay who's excited

好了谁很期待啊

I don't want to see Sheldon's stupid play it's humiliating

我不想看谢尔顿的白痴舞台剧太丢人了

We're going to support your brother

我们要去支持你弟弟

Not another word about it

我不想再听你们说任何一个字

Can we at least sit in the back

我们能好歹坐到后排去吗

Not a word

不许再说

Well I'm excited

我很期待啊

Okay everybody ten minutes to curtain

好了大家还有10分钟就开演了

No smiling girls it's a hard knock life

姑娘们不许笑生活很艰难

How you doing Mr Cooper

你怎么样啦库珀先生

You in touch with your inner Annie

跟内心的安妮起共鸣了吗

I believe so

有的吧

Good It's a packed house

太好了今天满座呢

Wha oh what the heck

哇什么鬼

Katie Katie You're an orphan

凯蒂凯蒂你是孤儿

sweetheart not a coal miner

亲爱的不是矿工

Let's tone that down hmm

稍微收敛一点好吗

Oh dear

老天爷啊

I can't do this

我做不来

What are you talking about

你在说什么呢

The play I can't do it

舞台剧我不行

There are too many people out there

外面太多人了

Oh that is just stage fright

你这是怯场

That's completely normal

这情况很正常

No this is a full blown panic attack

不我这是恐慌症大发作

All right listen to me

好吧你听我说

You're feeling scared

你感到害怕

I get that but what you have to understand

我能理解但你得知道

is you're not going out on that stage alone

你不是独自一个人上台

Everybody gather around hmm

各位大家都集合过来

Uh Sheldon

谢尔顿

have you ever been to the circus

你去看过马戏团吗

Yes

有

Okay good

很好

I had a panic attack there too

我在那里也恐慌症发作了

My point is

我想说的是

the trapeze artist always performs with a net

高空秋千表演永远都有安全网在下面

to catch him to protect him

来接住他保护他

And you are protected by everyone standing here

而你也被这里的大家保护着

Nothing can happen to you out on that stage

在台上你不会有任何事

because we're a team

因为我们是个团队

We are your net

我们是你的安全网

I don't know

我不知道了

Sheldon come here

谢尔顿你过来

You

你

are a star

就是个明星

and that audience

而外面的观众

deserves to see you shine

应该有机会看到你闪耀

Mr Lundy gave a compelling speech

伦迪先生的演说十分动人

The audience did deserve to see what they came for

的确该让观众有不虚此行的机会

an eager boy bravely taking on

一个充满热情的男孩扮演着

the role of Little Orphan Annie

小孤儿安妮这个角色

You're looking for a knuckle sandwich

我看你是找揍

And in that respect they were not disappointed

按这个来说他们的确没有失望

Pipe down all of you

你们大家都安静

Go back to sleep

快回去睡觉

It's all right Molly

没事的摩丽

Annie's here

安妮来了

Oh thank God

谢天谢地

I'd tell you how an East Texas audience in 1989 responded

我很乐意说出89年在民风剽悍的德州东部

to a grown man playing Annie

观众对于成年男人扮演安妮的反应

but I think you know

不过我想你们都猜得到

What's my line

我的台词是什么

The sun come out tomorrow

明天太阳将升起

歌曲名 - 《Tomorrow》

Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow

我跟你打包票明天依旧

There'll be sun

会艳阳高照

When I'm stuck with a day that's gray

当我觉得日子灰暗

And lonely

与寂寞的时候

I just stick out my chin and grin

我会抬起下巴露出微笑

And say

并说

I think I see his underpants

我好像看到了他的内裤

I told you

我就跟你说吧

Theatre folk just love to show off their business

戏剧圈的人就爱露

Always a day away

永远都会在新的一天到来

Tomorrow tomorrow

明天明天

I love you tomorrow

我爱你明天

You're always a day

你永远都会在

Away

新的一天到来