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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

I reached out to a colleague who's doing

我联系了一位同事

a summer research program at the University of Heidelberg

他正在海德堡大学做一项暑期研究项目

and I think I can get you in

我应该能帮你加入

Fantastisch That's German for fantastic

妙哉就是德语的"棒极了"

This is my niece Tonya

这是我侄女汤妮娅

She's staying with us

她目前住在我们家

Hey Missy Tonya

-米希你好啊 -你好汤尼娅

What are you doing

你在干什么

Sneaking out So what's the plan

-偷溜出去 -你有什么计划

I got half a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of cooking sherry

我拿了半包烟和一瓶料酒

Let me get dressed

我这就去换衣服

This will allow us to calculate the speed of sound in the liquid

这将使我们能够使用爱因斯坦场方程的

using the standard elements of the Einstein field equations

标准元素来计算液体中的声速

The answer is only correct of course if the density changes slowly

当然只有当密度变化缓慢时答案才是正确的

And to begin we use the standard equations

首先我们使用热物理的

of thermal physics to simplify the answer

标准方程来简化答案...

Wh Wha What am I smelling

我闻到了什么味道

Oh that might be my sauerkraut and knockwurst

可能是我的酸菜和德国热狗

It is

是的

Why are you eating sauerkraut in my classroom

你为什么在我的教室里吃酸菜

I'm acclimating my body to a Germanic meat based diet

我正在让我的身体适应德国式的肉食饮食

11 00 A M

早上11点吗

It's dinnertime in Heidelberg

海德堡那里现在是晚饭时间

We're not in Heidelberg

我们又不在海德堡

But I will be over the summer

但我暑假就要去了

so I'm trying to adjust my internal clock to the local time

所以我要开始慢慢调整生理时钟

so I can hit the ground running mitout jet lag

到时候我一落地就直接无时差

I got to get back to my lecture

我得继续上课了

if that doesn't interfere with your meal

希望不会打扰您用餐

Oh dinner and a show I love it

一边吃晚餐一边有秀看爽啊

Although would you be a lamb

不过呢... 你能不能行个好

and open this jar of mustard for me

帮忙我把这芥末罐打开呢

Here are two words you don't often hear

我要说出两个不常听到连在一起的词

poor Germany

可怜的德国

Oh good Can you do me a favor and run to the grocery store

太好了你能帮忙我去超市买点东西吗

There's a list there on the island

厨房中岛上有张清单

Nice to see you too

我也很高兴看到你

I'm sorry I have to get passports for Shelly and me

对不起啦我得帮我跟谢利办护照

I've got to make sure that the house is stocked

还得确保家里有足够储粮

and now that he's read about deep vein thrombosis

在他读到有关飞机上静脉血栓之后

I have to find compression socks for the flight

我还得帮他找坐飞机穿的压力袜

"Chicken boo eh lon" What does that even mean

"鸡块汤" 这是什么东西

Bouillon

是鸡汤块

It's the tiny cubes that turn into soup

就是一小块就能煮出鸡汤的东西

So the soup aisle

所以汤的那区买是吗

There you go

没错

And you also need to go to the drugstore

你还得去一下药妆店

For what Missy needs some items

-干嘛 -米希需要... 某些东西

They're on the back of the list

在清单的背面

You know you seem pretty stressed out

你看起来压力挺大的

Maybe it'd be easier if I go to Germany

让我陪他去德国会不会轻松一点

You got to be kidding

你是在开玩笑吧

Well it might make more sense

其实这样说不定更合理啊

I got the summer off

我夏季也放暑假

And come on beer and sausage

而且那边出名的啤酒与香肠

I've been training for that my whole life

我简直算为此训练了一辈子

Well I guess that's a possibility

这也不失为一种选择

It's just a thought

就是提出一个想法啦

I'll run to the grocery store we can talk about this later

我先去超市把东西买了之后再讨论看看

If you're going to the grocery store

如果你要去超市

you should get more tinfoil

你再买一点锡纸

You're not making a hat are you

你不会是想做阴谋论者爱的锡纸帽吧

No I need it to black out my windows

不是我要用来遮挡房间窗户

It's 10 00 P M in Heidelberg

现在是海德堡晚上10点

Gute Nacht

古德奈特[晚安]

Tinfoil

锡纸

Hey thanks for watching her No problem

-谢谢你帮忙照顾她啊 -不用客气

She's my little Hamburger Helper helper

她是我煮小帮手牌通心粉的小帮手

Ain't that right

对不对啊

Hey um you got anything going on this weekend

你这周末有安排了吗

Uh not much Why

应该没吧怎么了

Well at the baby shower I got a spa trip

迎婴派对的时候我收到水疗招待券

and I was thinking about using it

我有点想去用掉它

I can watch CeeCee

我可以帮忙照顾丝丝啊

No it's for two people

不是啦是两人同行票

I thought maybe you and I could go

我在想要不你跟我去

Like together Yeah

-是一起去吗 -对啊

You deserve a break as much as I do

你跟我都值得好好休息一下

Sure maybe

当然应该可以吧

Okay you don't seem very excited

感觉你兴致不是很高昂啊

Well what do guys do at spas

男人在水疗会所都做些什么啊

The same thing that women do at spas

女人做什么男人就做什么啊

What do women do at spas

那女人都在水疗会所做什么

I don't know spa stuff Let's find out

不知道就水疗的那些事情去了就知道

Oh what about the baby

那孩子怎么办

It's just one night Connie can watch her

就在那里过一晚而已康妮可以照顾她

Okay fine if she says yes then sure

行吧如果她同意就去

Great Oh

太好啦

We can go to bed early we can nap

我们可以提早上床可以睡午觉

we can sleep in

可以睡到自然醒

Mm exciting

太令人期待了吧

Tell me about it

那可不是嘛

So Missy how was your day

米希今日如何

Sheldon's not here

谢尔顿不在场

let's just enjoy the silence

我们就享受片刻宁静吧

Mm it is nice isn't it No

-感觉真不错是吧 -当然不是

And if you think it's so nice

如果你觉得耳根清净那么好

why do you want to spend two months with him in Germany

你干嘛说要陪他去德国两个月

I thought Mom was going

不是妈妈要陪他去吗

We're exploring our options

我们在斟酌有哪些方案啦

Well I've been thinking about it

我考虑过这件事了

You've traveled the world

你去各国旅游过了

I've never left the country

我都没出过美国

The Army isn't "traveling the world "

参军驻扎并不算"各国旅游"好吗

More than I've done

反正比我的经验丰富了

Do I get a vote No

-我有投票权吗 -没有

Wait what's your vote

等等你投谁

Mom goes You don't get a vote

-妈妈去 -那你没有投票权

And you got to visit Caltech with him

而且你之前还陪过他去加州理工参观

Seeing a college campus ain't two months in Europe

参观大学校区哪比得上欧洲两个月

I wouldn't know would I

我又没经验我怎么会知道

Mary I've worked my ass off for 20 years

玛丽我辛苦打拼了20年

I deserve this

我值得去一趟

Right because what I do is worthless

对对对我做的事情就不辛苦

Will you keep it down

你们能不能安静点

It's the middle of the night in here

我这里可是半夜

Fighting over two months of that

为了独享两个月的他而吵架

Okay

行吧

I hear you and Mandy are going away for the weekend

我听说你跟曼蒂这周末要出去玩啊

Yeah if you don't mind watching the baby

是啊前提是你不介意帮忙看着孩子

I don't mind

不介意啊

You sure

你确定吗

You ain't ever watched her overnight before

你没有独自照看她过夜过

It's fine we both wake up a lot to pee

没事的我跟她一晚上都得起夜好多次

Well if you change your mind I don't have to go

如果你改变心意了我也没有非要去

Do you not want to go

你是不想去吗

No I do

哪有我当然想去

Is this 'cause it's a spa and you're worried about

你是在担心去水疗会所

getting a massage from a guy

会是男人给你按摩吗

Well I wasn't But that ain't helping

本来不担心你可真会帮倒忙

What's going on

到底怎么了

Well we've just never been away from the baby

我跟她从未离开宝宝

this long before and

那么长时间过而且...

And

而且...

Me and Mandy have never been away alone together

我跟她也没有一起这么出去玩过

You worried you're gonna blow it with her

你担心你会把跟她的关系搅黄吗

不是啦

Quit making me worry about new things

你别再给我添更多烦恼的事了

It may have been midnight in Medford

或许梅德福这里是半夜

but it was morning in Heidelberg

但海德堡现在是早上

the perfect time to enjoy a hearty breakfast

正是适合吃一顿丰盛的

of leberwurst on pumpernickel

粗黑麦面包抹猪肝肠早餐的时刻

How do you say blech in German

德语的"恶"怎么说啊

I'll save you from googling

我替你省下上网搜的功夫

It's eklig You're welcome

是"恶克里哥" 不客气

Where were you

你去哪了

Why are you up Go back to bed

你为什么醒着快回去睡吧

I was enjoying a revolting German breakfast

我本来正在享用令人想吐的德国早餐

What's your excuse

你又是什么理由

It's none of your business

跟你无关

As your brother your safety is my business

我是你的哥哥你的安全与我有关

I met my friend Tonya it's not a big deal

去见我朋友汤妮娅不是什么大事

You smell like cigarettes

你身上有烟味

No I don't

我才没有

Perhaps a second opinion I'll get Mom

那找个更懂的人来问吧我去叫妈妈

Sheldon stop and think

谢尔顿停下脚步好好想想

If I get in trouble

如果他们知道了

neither Mom or Dad is gonna want to leave me

妈妈或爸爸都不会想离开我

and go to Germany

然后去这趟德国

And if they don't go you don't go

如果他们不去你就去不了

But I have to go

但我一定得去啊

Then you need to forget this happened

那劝你忘掉看到这一幕

I can't forget this happened I remember everything

我忘不掉啊我能记住所有事情

Then when you're old and not a famous scientist

那记好了当你成为又老又不有名的科学家

you'll remember this is the moment you blew it

现在这一刻就是你失败的起点

Well What's it gonna be

怎么样考虑好了吗

I'm going to brush the liver out of my teeth and mull this over

我要去把我牙上的肝给刷掉并就此翻篇

I was presented with a moral dilemma

我面前有一道道德难题

Cover for Missy and protect my trip

替米希隐瞒来保护德国之旅

or sing like a canary and spend a muggy summer in Texas

或立刻告密并在德州度过闷热的暑假

with my clean conscience

但问心无愧

Sheldon everything okay

谢尔顿有事情吗

Yeah Sheldon is everything okay

对啊谢尔顿有事情吗

Everything is okay

完全没事

What was that about

他在闹什么鬼

I don't know I just woke up

不知道啊我也是刚醒

So George really wants to go to Germany

乔治很想去德国吗

Yeah he thinks it'll be a vacation

对啊他觉得这会是一段假期

Because the two things that Sheldon loves are

是啊毕竟谢尔顿最喜欢的可不就是

change and new people

改变与认识新的人吗

Thank you So which one of you is gonna go

-就是说嘛 -所以你们到底谁去

We're still discussing it

我们还在讨论

So you

所以是你去

Did y'all get her down Yeah

-你们把她哄睡下了吗 -是啊

Finally We're gonna head out before she wakes up

终于啊我们要趁她醒来前赶紧出发了

I am so glad you two are spending some quality time together

真高兴看到你俩要一起欢度美好时光

Mom No she's right I mean we earned it

-妈... -没错啊这是我们辛苦的回报

I don't love that you're gonna share a hotel room but

但我并不喜欢你俩住同一房间...

Mom

妈

Well you're not married

你们又没结婚

Mom Stop

-妈 -停嘴

I'm done

我说完了

She's not Run

她没个完的快跑

See ya Bye

-回见 -再见

Well you know you weren't

你自己知道你还没叨叨完

Okay

好的

According to this quiz your TV boyfriend is

根据测验的结果你的电视人物男友是...

Bart Simpson

巴特·辛普森

He's not even real

他都不是真人

That doesn't matter

无所谓吧

I still think about marrying Alf

我也还在想着嫁给人偶阿福呢

Look at them over there

看看她俩

They got away with one transgression

她们成功犯后无罪逃脱

and now they were clearly plotting their next

现在开始在计划下一次了

All right we got away with sneaking out

我们偷溜出门平安无事

What should we do now

接下来应该干嘛

I say we rob the mall

要不去抢商场吧

You read my mind

跟我想法完全一致

We hit the shoe store first

先抢鞋店

and then the makeup store

再抢化妆品店

Smart

聪明啊

Those are the things we girls like

我们女生就喜欢这些东西

You okay

你没事吧

Huh What

什么

You look a little distracted

你看起来有点心神不宁

No what would I be distracted about

才没有我有什么好心神不宁的呢

Eh you got Germany coming up

毕竟马上就要去德国了

Makes sense to be a little nervous

稍微有点紧张也很合理

That does make sense Yeah

-你这推断的确很合理啊 -是吧

Remember how scared you got when we flew to Pasadena

还记得我们飞去帕萨迪那那次你有多怕吗

But we got through it

但我们克服了恐惧

Together

一起克服

We did

的确是一起

Germany's way further than that

飞德国可比飞那里远多了

Your mom's never been on a flight that long before

你妈妈可从没坐过那么远的飞机

I have

我有过

When I was in the Army

在我当兵的那会儿

Fighting for our country

为了我国战斗

Weren't you in the motor pool

你不是车辆集用场的兵吗

I'm just saying if your mom gets nervous

我就是想说要是你妈感到紧张

you might be the one calming her down

可能得由你来安抚她

But that's what she does for me

但平时都是她负责安抚我啊

Well I'm sure she'll do her best

她肯定会尽力这么做

But if she can't there's lots of strangers on the plane

但如果她做不到飞机上还有很多陌生人

You can hold one of their hands

你可以紧抓住他们的手

Hey

我来了

Hey thanks for coming

谢谢你特地过来

Ah I'm not gonna pass on a free lunch

我怎么能拒绝免费的午餐

I'm no dummy What you making

我又不傻你在做什么

Chicken salad

鸡肉沙拉

Is it supposed to smell like that

闻起来就该是这味道的吗

What

什么

Oh it's the baby

是宝宝嗯嗯啦

Uh yeah and people keep having them

即便如此人类还是不断地生

I don't get it

我真搞不懂

Could you change her and let me finish up here

你能帮她换尿布吗我得弄完这个

How do you mean

什么意思

I mean like go get a new diaper and put it on her

就是去拿块新尿布帮她换上

原来如此

No thanks

不用了谢谢

Don't you be a baby Go and change her

别耍小孩子脾气了赶紧帮她换啊

The first diaper I change is gonna be my own

我人生换的第一块尿布必须是我自己的

You've never changed a diaper

你从来没换过尿布吗

Not a one

一次都没有

You have kids And grandkids

可你有孩子也有孙子啊

How did you get away with never changing a diaper

你怎么逃过换尿布这一差事的

Mm It wasn't easy

其实也不容易

When there's something important to you

不过面对重要的事情

you find a way

人总会想到办法的

Maybe we can do a sleepover at your place

也许我们可以到你家过夜

Why can't we do it here

为什么不能在这里

Missy

米希

That's why

这就是原因

Go away

给我滚啦

Why What secret plot are you hatching now

为什么你们又在密谋什么

What's wrong with him

他到底哪根筋不对

Literally everything

每根筋都搭错了

Missy

米希

Is he gonna rat us out No

-他会打我们的小报告吗 -不会

He's really smart but also really dumb Watch

他是天才但也是傻逼看好了

Come in Sheldon

进来谢尔顿

What I've been reading up on German history

-什么事 -我研读德国史后意识到

and I've realized that appeasement

面对违规行为

in the face of rule breaking is a slippery slope

采取绥靖政策会导致滑坡效应

Let's say that sneaking out was

就当你偷溜出去

your "occupying the Sudetenland "

是"占领苏台德地区"好了

What's your "invasion of Poland" going to be

那你的"入侵波兰"会有多可怕

I see it

我明白了

What are you talking about

你到底在说什么

If I can't tell Mom and Dad on you

如果我不能向爸妈打你的小报告

then I need you to promise you won't break

你就得保证我不在家期间

any more rules while I'm away

你不会再违反别的规矩

Fine I promise Now get out

行我保证滚吧

Excellent

好极了

Wait how do I know you meant that

等等我怎么知道你说的是真心话

Maybe she should promise she was telling the truth

也许她应该发誓她句句属实绝无虚言

I like that

那就最好了

I promise I was telling the truth

我发誓我句句属实绝无虚言

Wait if you were lying about the first promise

等等如果你做的第一个保证是谎言

how do I know you weren't lying about the second promise

那我怎么知道你第二个保证是不是也在撒谎

I promise I wasn't

我保证我没撒谎

I think you broke him

他好像被你逼崩溃了

No he'll be back

不他还会卷土重来的

I will

我一定会

Look at this

看啊

Nice Oh come on

-还不错 -别装淡定了

You live in a garage

你是把车库当家住的人

This is the nicest room you've ever seen in your life

这绝对是你人生中见过的最豪华的房间

I said it was nice

我说了还不错啊

Oh my God

太舒服了

You have to feel this bed I may never leave

你必须来感受下这床我都不想再起来了

Yeah that's something

还行吧

Soft Okay

-挺软的 -够了

What is going on Do you not want to be here

到底怎么回事你不想来吗

What I'm here

干嘛我不是来了吗

Are you that worried about the massage

按摩真的让你那么担忧吗

You know you don't have to get one

你不按也可以的

It ain't the massage

不是因为按摩啦

Well it's a little the massage

好吧也有部分是因为按摩

They ain't gonna touch my butt are they

他们不会摸我的屁股吧

Oh yes I ordered the couples' butt massage

肯定会摸我订的专攻屁屁的情侣按摩套餐

I paid extra for it

比普通套餐贵呢

Really No dummy

-真的吗 -假的傻子

Oh forget it

算了当我没说

I thought this is what you wanted

我还以为你想要这样

us together

我们单独出来

I did

本来是想

You did What changed

本来你为什么改主意了

It's just different now

反正现在就是不一样

What's "different" about it

哪里不一样了

Hi I have you booked for an in room couples' massage

你好你们预订了上门的情侣按摩套装

Now's not a good time

现在不方便

Screw you I'm getting a massage

去你的老娘要做按摩

Fine But I'm keeping my jeans on

好吧但我绝不脱裤子

Great

很好很好

Look I've been thinking

我在想啊

we've been making this trip about us

我们一直在争论这趟旅程该谁去

and it should really be about Sheldon

但其实最该优先考虑的是谢尔顿的想法

I agree

你说得对

So maybe he should have some say in who goes with him

所以在谁陪他去这件事上应该听听他的意见

Why What've you been telling him

为什么你给他灌了什么迷汤

Nothing George

-没有啊 -乔治

He might've mentioned he was nervous about the flight

他可能提了下搭飞机让他有点紧张

and how great I handled it when we flew to California so

又说了我们飞去加州那次我处理得有多好

Did he mention it or did you mention it

是他提起还是你自己提的

It's tough to say really

这很难说清啦

You are unbelievable

你真是绝了

Sheldon what has your father been telling you

谢尔顿去德国的事你爸都在你耳边

about Germany What

-吹了什么风 -什么

Come on Mary

别这样玛丽

don't try to confuse the kid

别把孩子给搞糊涂了

I'm confused

我的确没搞懂

It's his choice

这该由他自己来选

What's my choice

什么该由我自己来选

Who you want to go to Germany with you

你想让谁陪你去德国

I can't believe you're putting him in the middle

我们争执你竟然让他当夹心饼干

I'm not putting him in the middle

我没让他当夹心饼干啊

I'm treating him like the responsible adult that he is

我把他当作成熟的大人对待

Missy's been sneaking out of the house at night

米希半夜都会偷溜出去

and I'm worried she's going to rob a mall

我担心她迟早会去打劫商场

I also think she's smoking

她可能还有偷抽烟

Sneaking out of the house Where did you go Nowhere

-偷溜出去你去了哪 -没去哪

What were you doing

你都干了什么

Nothing

没干什么

Well you went somewhere and did something

总之你就是偷跑去某个地方干了某些事

Tonya do you have anything to say

汤妮娅你有什么要说的吗

No Why do you believe Sheldon and not me

-没 -你为什么信谢尔顿不信我

Because he's a Goody Two shoes and you stole my truck

因为他是个乖乖牌而你却偷开走过我的车

Fine

好吧我招了

We snuck out but we just walked around

我们偷溜出家门但只是到处走走

Sheldon said you were smoking

谢尔顿说你抽烟了

And we learned it's a disgusting habit

我们因此懂得了这是个坏习惯

I know I learned my lesson

反正我是吸取教训了

That's enough

够了

Come in

进来

Mary George thank you for the call

玛丽乔治感谢你们打给我

Tonya apologize to the Coopers

汤妮娅向库珀叔叔和阿姨道歉

Sorry

对不起

Oh you're gonna be

你的确会后悔

Our trip to the Noah's Ark petting zoo that's off

我们原定去诺亚方舟儿童爱畜动物园的行程取消了

I'm too old for that anyway

反正我也瞧不上那么幼稚的地方

Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize 14 was too old

真抱歉我都没想到14岁已经超龄了

to pet two of many kinds of animals

不适合去摸成双成对的动物们

Come on

走吧

Your parents are getting a phone call

我会打电话告诉你爸妈

Great maybe they'll send me to live with my fun uncle

太好了这样我就能被送去那个好玩的叔叔家

Jerry is not fun and he's in rehab

杰瑞才不好玩而且他进戒毒所了

I hope you don't have any plans for the summer

希望你暑假没什么安排

because you're not leaving the house

因为你别想踏出家门一步

That's like three months

整整三个月啊

Oh you want to make it Christmas

你想一直关到圣诞节吗

Whatever

随便吧

There's nothing to do in this stupid town anyway

反正在这个鸟不拉屎的破小镇也没什么可干的

Any chance we can both go to Germany

我们有没有可能一起去德国呢

Oh you are holding a lot of tension in here

你这边的肌肉很紧绷

Huh I wonder why

真不知道是为什么呢

Do I feel tense Oh I bet I feel tense

我的肌肉紧绷吗肯定也紧吧

You are a little tense

你是有点紧绷

Huh I wonder why

我也不知道是为什么呢

Have you been drinking enough water

你有摄入足够的水分吗

Because often when

因为很多时候...

No that ain't it No

-不是这个原因 -不

It's my fault for inviting him on a romantic getaway

都怪我啦邀请他来这趟浪漫的放风之旅

It is your fault Oh one sec

确实是你的错等等

Really get in there

按到酸痛处了

Oh yeah

好爽

Okay where was I

我刚说到哪了

This is what you do you act all into me

你总是这样装出一副很喜欢我的样子

then you get weird and push me away

接着又翻脸不认人把我推开

Okay that's not true

才不是这样

Yes it is You sleep with me

就是你和我上床

then you tell me to date other people

之后却叫我去跟别人约会

I ask you to marry me you say no

我向你求婚你又拒绝

Why is this time gonna be any different

这次为什么会有不同

I I don't know Maybe I'm ready now

我不知道或许我现在准备好了

"Maybe"

"或许"

Yeah

是啊

Look

听着

We're getting' along we're a good team with CeeCee

我们相处和睦一起把丝丝照顾得很好

Maybe I don't want to risk that on a maybe

或许我不想为了一句"或许" 冒失去一切的风险

Okay if you don't want to try why did you even come here

如果你不想尝试那你为什么要来

Well I didn't want to say no and make things weird

因为我不想拒绝你导致气氛变僵

Oh well you nailed it

是吗现在气氛被你破坏殆尽了

Missy Go away

-米希 -走开

I know you're angry

我知道你很生气

but I was genuinely worried about you

但我是真心担心你

I realize we have our differences but

我知道我们有分歧

I would never be able to forgive myself

但要是你遭遇不测

if anything bad happened to you

我绝对不会原谅自己

I hate you

我恨你

I'm gonna give CeeCee a bath

我去给丝丝洗澡

Do you want to help

你想帮忙吗

Nah I'm good

不用了

Let me guess

我猜猜

you've never given a baby a bath either

你从来没给婴儿洗过澡

It was a different time

年代不一样嘛

You gonna tell me your husband did all that stuff

难道你老公当时有做这些吗

Not really

倒也没有

Eh you see Look you got a type

看见没你都被同一类型的男人吸引

Well it's not the '50s anymore

但现在不是五零年代了

I'm gonna give her a bath and you're gonna help

我去给她洗澡而你必须帮忙

Fine

好吧

And afterward you're gonna change her diaper

洗完澡你还得帮她换尿布

Ah man I miss the '50s

我真怀念五零年代

What was that Nothing I'm coming

-你在碎碎念什么 -没有马上来

Whoa take it easy

轻点

that towel didn't sneak out of the house

那块毛巾又没偷溜出去

How can you make a joke

你怎么还能开玩笑

Sorry

抱歉

I don't know what else to do

我不知道还能做什么

We were both here and she snuck out

我俩都在家她都敢溜出去

What's gonna stop her from running wild

要是只有我们其中一个

if it's just one of us

她岂不是上天

Oh so you're saying neither of us should go to Germany

你意思是我俩都不该去德国吗

I don't know

我不知道

I don't want to punish Sheldon but I'm worried about Missy

我不想惩罚谢尔顿但我也很担心米希

I am too

我也一样

But I think you should go

但我认为你该去

You do I got the summer off

-你真这么想 -我暑假不用去上班

My full time job can be keeping her in line

我的专职工作就是看好她

You sure you're up for that

你确定你能搞定吗

Mary I'm a football coach

玛丽我可是橄榄球教练

I can handle a 13 year old girl

我能管好一个13岁小姑娘

Missy snuck out 32 times that summer

那个暑假米希溜出去32次

and got her belly button pierced

还打了肚脐环

The poor guy had no idea

可怜的老父亲毫不知情

All right let's get married

好我们结婚吧

What

什么

You think I'm not all in but I am

你认为我没完全投入这段感情其实我有

Okay I am too

好吧我也是

Okay

那好

So we're really doing this

我们真要结婚了吗

Yeah

是的

What are you doing

你在做什么

I ain't waiting to get home to kiss you

我才不要等到回家再亲你