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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

It should come as no surprise

我想大家应该都不会意外

that the very first grade I ever received

我人生第一次得到的分数

was a "Super duper "

是"超级棒"

超级棒

数我有几个点

Granted it was for counting spots on a ladybug

尽管当时的题目只是数瓢虫背后有几个点

but still I nailed it

但我还是做到完美

Even as the difficulty of assignments grew

哪怕后来作业难度越来越高

I maintained the same level of excellence

我还是一直保持无懈可击的优秀

Good job Cooper

棒呆了库珀

That's just sad Cooper

烂透了库珀

In every class in every subject

每一门课每一个科目

I was perfect

我都做到完美

Which is why this day hit me like a ton of bricks

也因此那一天对我的冲击就像万吨砖头砸脸

很接近了但是你应该用麦克斯韦方程组

Hey moonpie

小饼饼

Ready to go

准备好走了吗

Look at this

你看看

95 That's terrific

95分很棒啊

No If it was terrific it would say 100

才不是如果是很棒那应该是100分

with the word "Terrific" next to it

而且旁边会写上"很棒"

Don't sweat it you'll get 100 next time

别担心下次你就会满分了

But I should have gotten it this time

但我这一次就应该满分

Dr Sturgis made a mistake

斯特吉斯博士错了

And we're sweatin' it

这下要担心了

Dr Sturgis I believe you've made an error grading my test

斯特吉斯博士我相信你给我打分时犯错了

Let me see

我看看

No you didn't calculate using Maxwell's equations

不对你没有用麦克斯韦方程组计算

Maxwell's equation my sweet patootie

泥马的麦克斯韦方程组啊

You like Willie Nelson

你喜欢威利·尼尔森的歌吗

That would require knowing the permeability

那会需要知道

of free space and natural units

自由空间与自然单位的磁导率

I suppose

我想...

I like Willie Nelson

我喜欢威利·尼尔森

an electric field but that would still require

...磁场但那还是需要...

Morning Peg

早安啊佩吉

I need to run Sunday's bulletin

我需要跟杰夫牧师

by Pastor Jeff Is he in ‭

过一遍周日的公告他在吗

Yep

在

Is he coming down with somethin'

他是生病还是怎么了吗

Yep

是的

Oh my are you sick too

天啊你也生病了吗

Never better

好得不能再好了

Okay

好吧

Hello

你好啊

Oh hey Mary come on in

你好啊玛丽请进

‭I I'm fine here

我站在这里就行了

Um I have Sunday's bulletin for your approval

周日的公告需要你点头

And I wanted to ask about

我也想问一下你

ordering the palms for Palm Sunday

有关棕枝主日所要预定的棕榈树枝

在复活节前一个周日复活节通常在4月多

I know it's early but as you remember last year

我知道还早但是你还记得去年吧

we waited too long and First United Methodist

我们拖太晚第一联合卫理公会教堂

snatched up all the perky ones

把挺拔的树枝都挑光了

Should you be here right now You look terrible

你应该来上班吗你看起来很严重

I feel terrible

我感觉也很难受

Well then go home let your wife take care of you

那你就回家让你老婆照顾你啊

You'd think she'd do that but no

按理说她会照顾我但她不会

Ooh Well you should at least go see a doctor

那你好歹该去看一下医生吧

I can't The Walker couple is coming in for counseling

不行沃克夫妇要来做婚姻咨询

If you rescheduled I'm sure they'd understand

你因病改期他们也会理解吧

Hey what if you did it

你来给他们做咨询怎么样

Marriage counseling

婚姻咨询吗

Don't you need some sort of training for that

不是要经过培训什么的吗

Nah you just listen uh

不需要你就倾听他们说

give 'em a couple prayers send 'em on their way

帮他们祷告一下就可以送他们回家了

Okay if you really want me to I do

-行吧如果你真的很想我代班 -我想

In fact for the rest of the day you're in charge

其实呢今天接下来全由你领导

All right The bulletins the palms it's all you

行吧无论是公告还是棕榈枝你说了算

Well all right um

那没问题啊

but only if you promise to go home and get some rest

但你得先保证会回家休息

Sure Home movie theater food court somewhere

行家里电影院美食街找个地方待

Today we're gonna work on interior angles

今天我们要来学习计算

of a convex polygon

凸面多边形的内角

Georgie where's your brother

小乔治你弟弟呢

I don't know do you really want him here

我不知道啊你真的想他在这里吗

Convex polygons are polygons

凸面多边形就是...

Sheldon why aren't you in second period

谢尔顿你怎么没去上第二节课

I'm working on this math problem

我在算这道数学题

I think you might be the first person in history

我想你应该是史上第一个

who's ever cut class to do math

逃课来做数学题的人了

The irony wasn't lost on me

我听出了你的讽刺

Oh hey 95 Good job

看 95分呢很不错

Really I'm here every day

不是吧我天天泡在这里

and it's like you don't know me at all

但我怎么感觉你一点也不了解我

Oh okay Um

好吧

aw 95 too bad

95分太惨了

There we go

这就对了

Anything you can tell me about the Walkers

能跟我说任何有关沃克夫妇的事吗

Not really just a couple of newlyweds

我也不知道反正就是一对新婚夫妇

trying to figure it out

在婚姻中摸爬滚打

Well marriage is hard

婚姻的确是不容易

I'll never know ‭Oh

我永远不会懂

Don't think that way

别这么想嘛

I'm sure there's someone out there for you

世界上肯定有个适合你的人在等你

Oh no that's not the problem

这对我来说不是什么问题啊

I just don't want to waste this on just one guy

我只是不想把我的曼妙身躯浪费在一个男人上

Sorry we're late

抱歉迟到了

Someone couldn't decide on a hat

某人决定不了戴哪顶帽子

Sorry ‭Oh that's all right

-抱歉 -没事啦

Hi I'm Mary Cooper I'm gonna be doing your session today

我叫玛丽·库珀今天会是我来做这场咨询

Oh what happened to Pastor Jeff

杰夫牧师上哪去了

He's out sick and asked me to fill in

他生病了并托付我来代班

Oh okay ‭ But don't worry

-这样啊好吧 -请放心

you're in good hands I've been married for 15 years

我值得你们的托付我已经结婚15年

and whatever you're going through

你们正在经历的问题

I'm sure I've been through it several times

我确定我已经经历过很多次了

Francine

弗朗辛

I dig your hat

我喜欢你的帽子

So when we first started dating

我们一开始交往的时候

he would plan these elaborate picnics by the lake

他会精心计划精致的湖边野餐

you know like a real picnic with the red and white blanket

你懂的铺上红白条条毯子的正式野餐

Oh gingham sweetie it's called gingham ‭Yeah

叫方格花布宝贝那样式叫方格花布

And after you got married

在你们结婚后

all the picnics and wooing ended

浪漫追求与野餐都没了吗

No no not at all No

不不不完全不是

In fact Elliot's more dotin' than ever

艾利奥特比以前更疼人了

He knows that tulips are my favorite

他知道我最爱的是郁金香

so every week there's a fresh cut bouquet on my nightstand

所以我的床头柜上每周都有新的郁金香

I own the flower shop across from the post office

邮局对面的花店是我开的

Well y'all seem hunky dory

你们看起来很浓情蜜意啊

I'm confused what's the issue

那我不明白了你们的问题在哪

Well um we're having trouble in the you know

我们碰到了一点问题... 你懂的

The bedroom

行房问题

Sheldon what are you doing here

谢尔顿你在这里干嘛

They wouldn't let me use the phone in the principal's office

他们不让我用校长办公室里的电话

Who are you calling

你在打给谁

Dr Sturgis it's a math emergency

斯特吉斯博士有个紧急数学情况

Don't you think you should've asked my permission first

你不觉得你应该先问过我的同意吗

It's ringing Yes or no

电话在响了能打吗

You know what I don't care

其实呢我才懒得管

Hello

你好

Dr Sturgis this is Sheldon You're wrong and I can prove it

斯特吉斯博士我是谢尔顿我可以证明你错了

Is that so

是吗

It is so

正是如此

All right little man bring it on

行吧小家伙放马过来

Go ahead Sheldon I'm all ears

说吧谢尔顿我洗耳恭听

Well when I'm done you're going to be all tears

等我说完了你就得以泪洗面了

Okay fellas let's keep it civil

好了两位保持文明啊

You claim that the only way to calculate the magnetic field

你说计算自然单位的磁场的唯一方式

in QCD units is using Maxwell's equations

就是使用麦克斯韦方程组做计算

but you're completely discrediting energy density

但你这样完全忽视了能量密度

But you're still off

这样你的答案还是有所偏差啊

By a factor of 3 54

差了3.54

Which would seem insignificant

看起来无足轻重

but when examined closely

但如果你仔细查看

you realize that it's the square root of four times pi

会发现这是4π的平方根

Your point being

你重点是什么

Rationalized and non rationalized units

有理化的单位与无理的单位

differ by four times pi

差别就在4π

anyone with a basic knowledge of electric

任何对电磁学

and magnetic fields would know that

有基础知识的人都会知道

I'm lost Are we still being civil

抱歉我没懂大家还文明吗

没事的康妮

Sheldon's trying to justify his shortcut

谢尔顿在为自己抄捷径辩驳

Not a shortcut

不是抄捷径

a more elegant and efficient method

是一种更优雅高效

to achieve the correct answer

来获得正确答案的解法

Well I applaud the effort young man

年轻人我欣赏你的努力

Don't treat me like a child treat me like a colleague

别把我当个孩子把我当成你的同事

Fine This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen

行这真是我看过最蠢的狗屁了

How could you say that

你怎么能这么说

What are you doing

你干嘛呢

Treating him like a colleague

像对待同事一样对待他啊

Do you and your colleagues make each other

你跟你的同事间也这么

run out of the room crying like that

把对方气哭跑出房间吗

Sometimes

有时候啊

But we run slower 'cause we're old

但我们会跑得比较慢因为我们老了

And then he said "For the rest of the day

然后他说"其实呢

you're in charge "

今天接下来全由你领导"

Those were his exact words Can you believe it

这是他的原话你敢相信吗

"You're in charge "

"全由你领导"

Well that's great And thanks to me

-那很好啊 -大家也得感谢我

this year United Methodist is gonna get stuck

今年联合卫理公会的人

with all the limp palms

只能拿那些残花败柳般的树枝了

Well I don't know what that means but good for you

我不知道是什么意思但你很棒棒

I even did some marriage counseling

我还给人做了婚姻咨询

for a couple of young newlyweds

是一对新婚夫妇

Ooh what kind of trouble they having

他们碰到了什么问题

Oh it's all confidential I really can't say

这是机密我不能泄露

Well I don't need specifics

不用说详细的

just you know general terms

就大概说一下

They're having sexual problems

他们房事有问题

Really

真的吗

Newlyweds

新婚夫妇吗

But we all prayed on it

但我们为此祈祷了

and then the answer came clear as a bell

然后答案就清晰浮现在眼前了

Yeah

怎么

The husband is under a lot of stress at work

丈夫工作上承受了很大的压力

and it's diminishing his natural desires

也导致了他的求偶欲望降低

Huh What kind of work does he do he's got so much stress

他是做什么工作的啊压力这么大

He owns that flower shop across from the post office

邮局对面的那间花店是他开的

Flower shop Huh

花店啊

You've seen it It's called The Pretty Petunia

你看过的店名叫"美丽的矮牵牛"

So Sheldon

谢尔顿

you and Dr Sturgis figure out your math emergency

你跟斯特吉斯教授解决好紧急数学情况了吗

I'd rather not talk about it

我不想谈

Me neither

我也不想

That's probably for me

电话应该是找我的

I'm really getting popular

我人气越来越旺了

What's a math emergency

紧急数学情况是什么东西

That's when things don't add up Hello

-就是讲不通[算不对] -喂

Oh come on guys that was a good one

拜托这双关明明很好笑

Mom it's Pastor Jeff

妈妈是杰夫牧师

Mm excuse me

失陪一下

To answer your question Georgie

我来回答你的问题小乔治

it's when a scientist is too immature

就是一个科学家太幼稚

to admit when he's wrong

不愿承认自己错了

Maybe you're too immature

或许太幼稚的人是你

Gentlemen please

先生们别这样

I'm sorry but when someone with way less experience

不好意思可是资历比我浅很多的人

accuses me of not knowing

指责我不知道

what I'm talking about my hackles are up

自己在说什么时我的项毛就会气得竖起来

What's a hackle

项毛是什么东西

Well if he's wrong then teach him to be right

如果他错了教会他就是了

instead of berating him like a big ol' jackass

而不是像个老混蛋一样大骂他

That's very hurtful

这话太伤人了

Well how 'bout that

没想到哇

They do run slower

他们还真是跑得比较慢

Good news I get to go visit a shut in

好消息我可以去探望一个不便外出的人

What the hell is going on today

今天到底哪条线搭错了

It's open

门没锁

What's up Schultz

你好吗舒尔茨

Are you asking me

你是在问我吗

Haven't you learned that I know nothing I see nothing

你还不知道我一无所知毫无见识吗

Hello Mr Gilford

你好吉尔福德先生

Who are you

你是谁啊

Hi I'm Mary Cooper from the church

你好我是教会的玛丽·库珀

Pastor Jeff is out sick

杰夫牧师请病假了

so he asked me to bring over your dinner

所以他叫我给你送晚餐来

Steak fingers ‭With extra gravy

-手指牛排吗 -多加了肉汁

Where's my Mr Pibb

我的汽水呢

Oh right here

在这儿呢

You want me to open it for you

你想让我帮你打开吗

I've got hands

我自己有手

Maybe while you eat we could chat a little

也许你用餐时我们可以聊聊

I'm old I'm alone I'm gonna die soon

我老了孤身一人离死不远了

There we've chatted ‭Okay

-好了我们聊过了 -好吧

If you're not in the mood for conversation

如果你不想聊天

maybe there's something else I could do for you

也许我能帮你做点别的

Haven't had a sponge bath in a while

我有段时间没擦澡过了

Does Pastor Jeff give you a sponge bath

杰夫牧师会帮你擦澡吗

Sure does

当然

Mr Gilford

吉尔福德先生

其实不会

Lights out ‭ In a minute

-要关灯了吗 -再过一会

I may not understand exactly what's going on

我虽然不太清楚你和斯特吉斯博士

with you and Dr Sturgis but you can't be rude to an adult

在闹什么矛盾但你不能对大人没礼貌

What if they're wrong

那要是他们错了呢

Doesn't matter There are plenty of stupid people in the world

这不重要世界上有很多人很笨

but when they're older than you you got to show them respect

但如果他们比你年纪大你就得尊重他们

I understand sir Thank you for your incredibly wise advice

我明白了先生谢谢你充满智慧的建议

Okay

好吧

Did you just call Dad stupid without calling him stupid

你刚是不是拐着弯说爸爸笨

Yes

没错

Here let me get that

来我帮你

And uh while I'm cleaning up

清理食物的同时

I could also tackle some of um

不如我顺便帮你收拾...

Don't touch anything I like it the way it is

什么都不许碰我喜欢现在这样

Could I at least open a window get you some fresh air

至少帮你开个窗让你呼吸新鲜空气好吗

It's not necessary I've got some right here

没这必要我这就有

Mind if I make some room to sit

我能挪个地坐下来吗

You're staying

你要留下来吗

Yes I'm staying I'm here to keep you company

是啊我要留下我是来陪你的

Why So you'll look like some kind of Good Samaritan

为什么好让自己看起来像个大好人吗

Because God calls on us to serve our fellow man

是因为上帝感召我们要照顾身边的人

Romans 12 13 "Share with the Lord's people who are "

《罗马书》第12章第13节 "圣徒缺乏要帮补"

What are you doing Quoting scripture

-你在干嘛 -引用经文啊

Well I don't want to hear that

我可不想听这个

You don't want to hear the Bible

你不想听《圣经》吗

Not from some woman

不想听一个女人读

Excuse me ‭ Where have you been

-你说什么 -你去过什么奇怪地方吗

Women don't preach in our church

在我们的教堂里女人不能布道

Well I'm not in our church I'm in your living room

我现在不是在教堂里而是在你家客厅

which is by the way disgusting

顺便说下你的客厅脏乱又恶心

I'm sorry I called you a jackass

对不起我说你是混蛋

A "Big old jackass "

你是说我是"老混蛋"

But it's okay I deserved it

不过没关系是我活该

Don't be too hard on yourself

别太怪责你自己了

Sheldon's always been difficult to deal with

谢尔顿一直是个难搞的孩子

I'm not upset that he's difficult

我不爽不是因为他难搞

I'm upset that he's right

而是因为他是对的

Really

真的吗

And you're just now saying something

你现在才说出来

Energy density rationalized and non rationalized units

能量密度有理化的单位与无理的单位

I can't believe I missed it

真不敢相信我没留意到

Well like you said everybody makes a mistake

你自己也说了是人都会犯错

But it was so obvious

但这很明显啊

A younger me would've seen it

年轻一点的我肯定会发现

I think I'm losing a step

我觉得我老了

You're not alone

你不是一个人

The other night I had bingo for five moves didn't even know it

前几晚玩宾果我赢了5回合后都没发现

Were you drinking

你当时有喝酒吗

It's bingo of course I was drinking

我可是在玩宾果我当然喝酒了

Don't worry about it

别担心

We'll lose a step together

我们会一起变老

Thank you Bonnie

谢谢你邦尼

You see that I made a joke about it

看见没我刚才吐槽了

Never do it again ‭Yes ma'am

-别再有下次 -明白女士

Hey Sheldon ‭Hello

-谢尔顿 -你好

You get that test problem sorted out

你考试那个问题解决了吗

No I'm afraid Dr Sturgis and I are still at a math impasse

没有恐怕斯特吉斯博士和我仍陷入数学僵局

Oh I hate those Thank you for asking

-我最讨厌这样了 -谢谢你的关心

I appreciate it And how are you doing

感激不尽你还好吗

Since when are you interested

你几时开始对这有兴趣了

My father told me I should be kind to old people

我爸爸说我应该对老人友好一点

How old do you think I am

你觉得我几岁

My father also told me if a woman ever asks you that

我爸爸也说过如果女性问你这个问题

it's a trap

那是个陷阱

Smart man

他很机智

But I'll say 53

但我猜你53岁

我们的救生员能在水面上行走[耶稣]

需要救生员吗

Peg we got any more of those fancy binder clips

佩吉我们还有那些高级长尾夹吗

Bottom right drawer

在最下面的右边抽屉

Oh Um hi

你好啊

你...

You're back Uh feeling better

你回来了身体好些了吗

没有

Then what are you doing here Why aren't you home in bed

那你还来办公室做什么为什么不卧床休息

Because not everybody has a happy marriage Mary okay

因为不是每个人都有幸福的婚姻好吗玛丽

Sorry

抱歉

How's everything going around here

工作上的事都怎么样了

Really well I had a lovely session with the Walkers

进行得很好我和沃克夫妇做咨询很顺利

I think that they're gonna be fruitful and multiplying soon

我看他们很快就会三年抱俩了

And um

还有

I had a visit with our shut in Mr Gilford

我去探望行动不便的教友吉尔福德先生了

He's quite the character isn't he

他挺有个性的对吧

That's a nice way to put it

这样形容他还算客气的了

Yeah well you got to give him a pass what with all he's been through

但还是得多包容他毕竟他经历了那么多

What's he been through

他经历过什么

Mary that man sitting all alone in that mess of a house

玛丽独自坐在那栋脏乱房子内的

is a genuine war hero

是一位货真价实的战争英雄

People like you and me'll never understand what he went through

你和我这样的人永远无法理解他经历过什么

I didn't know

我之前不知道

Well he sure won't talk about it He give you a hard time

他自己肯定不会提他难为你了吗

Yeah and and I kind of gave him one right back

是的我也稍微反击了

Would you mind if I went back over there

我再去他家一次

and gave it another go

再试试看行吗

By all means I got to lay down

随你我得躺一会

Hey Peg if my wife calls tell her

佩吉如果我老婆打来告诉她...

You know what oh she's not gonna call

算了她又不会打来

Never mind

没事了

Mr Gilford it's Mary Cooper again

吉尔福德先生又是我玛丽·库珀

Mr Gilford

吉尔福德先生

Mr Gilford

吉尔福德先生

You a relative ‭ No

-你是他的亲属吗 -不是

Friend

是朋友吗

I was trying

我本来想跟他当朋友

Okay well sorry Coroner's on his way

好吧很遗憾验尸官正赶来

Thank you

谢谢你

This is some mess huh

这里真乱对吧

It's how he liked it

他就喜欢这样

May I come in

我能进来吗

I guess

可以吧

I looked over your work again and uh

我又看了一遍你的计算过程

the math was correct

你算得没错

Really

真的吗

You were right

你是对的

and I was uh wrong

而我错了

Sorry I doubted you

对不起我之前质疑你

Wow It must be really hard for you to admit that

你承认自己错了一定很不容易吧

Well yes

确实不容易

But uh I thought it could be a learning opportunity for you

不过我想着正好给你一个学习机会

What do you mean

什么意思

I wanted to show you that being wrong

我想让你知道

is not the end of the world

犯错并不是世界末日

Oh okay Thank you

好吧谢谢你

Dr Sturgis was a wise man

斯特吉斯博士是一个睿智的人

It was a learning opportunity

那确实是一次学习机会

And when the day comes that I'm wrong

等我犯错的那一天

I fully plan to admit it

我绝对打算勇敢承认

Okay before we finish up I'd like to call up Mary Cooper

在结束之前我想请玛丽·库珀上台

who has a few words she'd like to say

她有些话想跟大家分享

Thank you Pastor Jeff

谢谢你杰夫牧师

As some of you might know

你们当中有些人已经知道了

we lost a member of our congregation

我们失去了一位教会成员

James Gilford passed away earlier this week

詹姆斯·吉尔福德在前几天去世了

If that name isn't familiar to you

如果你对这个名字不熟悉

don't feel bad it wasn't to me either

不用内疚因为我曾经也一样

But in the last few days

但在过去几天里

I've gotten to learn a little bit about him

我对他多了一些了解

He was married to his wife Meredith for over 45 years

他和他太太梅瑞狄斯结婚45年

he was a lieutenant in the Army

曾在军队担任中尉

and forgive him for this

他还是达拉斯牛仔橄榄球队的粉丝

a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys

请你们原谅他

大部分人支持休斯顿德州人队

虽然都是德州队伍但剧中主角们居住的区域

But even if you didn't know him I hope that you'll still join me

但就算你们不认识他我也希望你们能与我一同

in celebrating his life this Wednesday

于本周三到美国退伍军人协会

at the American Legion Thank you

缅怀他的一生谢谢大家

Oh um and if there's anyone who's able

对了如果有谁能帮我

to help me clean out his house please let me know

打扫清理他的房子请告诉我

Ooh you know I love to tackle clutter We'll do it

你知道我喜欢拨乱反正我们可以

Thank you

真谢谢你们