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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Oh hey Brenda What brings you out tonight

布兰达你今晚怎么出来了

Just needed to get out of the house

家里太压抑需要出来喘口气

I hear that

我懂

Want some company

想要人陪吗

Sure

好啊

Then what if we go someplace else

那我们换个地方怎么样

What do you have in mind

什么地方呢

Herschel does have the kids

今晚孩子在赫谢尔那边

You okay

你还好吗

George

乔治

Hello

您好

Mary it's Brenda

玛丽我是布兰达

George is in the hospital

乔治进医院了

What's going on

怎么了

Paramedics think it might be his heart

急救人员觉得可能是他的心脏

All we did was have a nice time in a public place Hmm

我们只不过在公共场所度过了美好时光对吗

Now is there anything wrong with that

那有什么不妥吗

Kind of feels like it

感觉是有点不妥

It does feel like it

确实

Why does it feel like it

为什么会有这种感觉

Maybe

也许

'cause it was nice to talk to someone and feel special

是因为跟令自己感到特别的人谈心很开心

It was

没错

Sundays were not my favorite day

星期天并不是我最爱的日子

In fact the only light at the end of the tunnel was

其实那一天唯一能让我高兴的

the wry musings of Andy Rooney at the end of 60 Minutes

是时事节目《60分钟》结尾处主持人的讽刺结语

Noise is sound you don't want to hear

噪音是人们不想听到的声音

And of course one person's sound is another person's noise

而一个人的天籁可能是他人的噪音

So wry

好刺

The rest of the day was filled with football

而星期天的其他部分只有橄榄球

church and the only school I didn't enjoy attending

教堂与我唯一不爱去上的学校

Sunday school

主日学校

And then his mother put baby Moses in a basket

而他的母亲把婴儿时的摩西放在篮子里

and sent him down the river

让他从河流顺流而下

Why

为什么

Maybe he was crying all night

有可能是因为他整晚哭不停

and his mother and father needed a break

他爸爸妈妈想安静休息吧

And maybe his grandmother was in town to help out

也可能是他的奶奶来要帮忙照顾他

but she went to bed early because she had jet lag

但又说自己要倒时差就早早睡了

after her flight from Dallas

明明就是从隔壁飞来的而已

She did it because Pharaoh ordered

她会藏宝宝是因为法老王下令

all the male babies to be killed

要处决所有的男宝宝

That's really in the Bible Yes

-圣经里真的这么写了吗 -真的

And Mom won't let me read Judy Blume

而妈连朱迪·布鲁姆的青年小说都不让我读

Sheila the Great changed my life

《希拉大帝》那本书改变了我的人生

讲一个少女伪装自己的不安全感与恐惧的故事

Back to Moses

继续回来讲摩西

He was found by Pharaoh's daughter

他被法老王的女儿给捡到

and went on to lead the Israelites out of Egypt

最后带着以色列人民离开埃及

because even when you feel lost God has a plan for us all

因为就连你感到迷失时主也早已为我们做好安排

What was his plan for the male babies who didn't get rescued

那祂对没被救到的男婴有什么安排呢

It's tough to say

这很难说

There was a decree to throw them in the river

当时法老下令把他们都丢到河里呢

Innocent babies

无辜的小宝宝吗

That is not cool

真是太坏了

That was Pharaoh that was not God

那是法老王的命令不是主的旨意

But according to you it's all part of God's plan

但你刚才也说了全都是主计划中的一部分

How do you sleep at night

你在夜里如何安眠

Okay we're gonna revisit getting me some help with Sunday school

好了我们得再聊聊主日学校找人来帮忙

I am ready willing and

我准备好了非常愿意

Nope

拒绝

I want someone who can really connect with the kids

我想要一个真的能引起小孩共鸣的人

But connecting with the kids is what I do

我最能跟孩子建立起关系了

What planet are you on

是哪个世界的你啊

I'm Miss Mary and I'll be your Sunday school teacher

我是玛丽老师我是你们主日学校的新老师

Oh no you won't I will

才不是你是我

Slithers that is a lie

嘶嘶蛇你说谎

And what's another name for a lie

谎话的另一个名称是什么呢

A s s sin

"嘶" 罪

Boy did that s s suck

妈呀真"嘶"烂透了

Fine what do you have in mind

行那你心目中的人选是谁

It's time we hire a youth pastor

是时候找一个青年牧师来了

Fresh blood I like the sound of that

新血吗听起来就让我喜欢

I already put in a call to my buddy

我已经打电话让我

at the Southern Baptist Convention

南部浸信会的好友送人来了

So this isn't open for discussion

所以并没有要讨论人选

It's already happening

而是已经箭在弦上了吗

As they say in the rec room Tuesday nights

就如我在周二晚上的娱乐活动时说的

"Bingo "

"宾果"

S s sorry

真"嘶"抱歉

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

Hey Brenda

你好啊布兰达

Oh hey Connie

你好啊康妮

Haven't seen you in a while

有一阵子没见到你了啊

Yeah

对啊

Sounds like you and George had a crazy night huh

感觉你跟乔治过了很疯狂的一晚啊

What No we didn't

什么我们才没有

He has a heart attack and you get him to the hospital

他犯心脏病你送他到医院

That wasn't crazy

这还不疯狂吗

不会啦

Well thank God you were with him

幸好当时你跟他在一起

Well I I wouldn't say I was "with him"

我跟他没有"在一起"啦

You weren't

没有吗

I was there and he was there

只是我在那里他刚好也在

and other people were there

还有很多人都在那里啊

Okay

行吧

You know i'm just glad that he's doing better

我只是很庆幸他现在没事了

Mm Yeah

是啊

Well it's good seeing you You too

-好啦很高兴今天遇到你 -我也是

You both liked it that day I taught Sunday school right

我上次教主日学校的那天你们都喜欢吧

Ugh with the snake

拜托是那条蛇吗

I didn't like it either

我也不喜欢

But I'm critical of most things

但我对很多东西的评价都负面

You aren't doing it again are you

你不会又想再来一次吧

No We're hiring a youth pastor

没有我们要请一个新的青年牧师

Why

为什么

To help get young kids excited about God

帮助你们这些孩子对主更有兴趣

The same God who lets babies get thrown in rivers What

-你指的是那个让婴儿被丢到河里的主吗 -什么

We covered Moses in Sunday school

今天主日学校讲到了摩西

Well that was Old Testament God

那是旧约的主啦

He gets more fun later

祂后面会变比较好啦

Anyway Pastor Jeff

反正杰夫牧师说

is hoping to bring in someone from the outside to help

他想要从外面搬救兵

Oh and you're jealous 'cause you think you can do it better

你觉得自己做得更好所以嫉妒了

才没有

I'm sure whoever we get will do a wonderful job

我相信他请到的人一定能做得很好

She's jealous

她嫉妒了

You know it's bad when I can see it

连我都看得出来真的太明显了

What's up

有何贵干

My smoke detector's beeping again

我家的烟雾侦测器又在乱叫了

Have you got one of those little batteries

你们家有替换的小电池吗

I think so Come on in Thank you

-有吧进来 -谢谢

See I'm three beeps away from breaking out my shotgun

它再叫几声我就要拿霰弹枪出来了

I don't even put batteries in ours anymore

我家的我早把电池拆了

Do not tell Sheldon

千万别让谢尔顿知道

I saw Brenda at the grocery today

我今天在超市遇到布兰达了

Oh yeah

是吗

How's she doing

她怎么样

I don't know

我不知道啊

Something going on with her

她有什么事吗

What do you mean

你什么意思

I was just talking about what happened to y'all at the bar

我当时就跟她聊聊你们在酒吧发生的事

and she kind of got weird

她就有点怪里怪气

Weird how

怎么怪

What'd she say

她说什么了

Well it's not so much what she said

倒也不是她有说什么啦

Just kind of a vibe I got

就是我感觉到有点怪怪的

Well maybe you made her uncomfortable

可能是你让人家觉得尴尬了呢

You do have that effect on people

你在这方面也算是大师

I didn't do anything

我才没干嘛呢

I was just being neighborly

我就是敦亲睦邻关心一下

Found it Here we go

找到了你拿去吧

Hey anything else

还有什么吗

没了

Well see you

那再见啦

See you

再见

Hello

您好

What did you tell Connie

你跟康妮说什么了

What do you mean

你这是什么意思

She said she saw you at the grocery store

她说她在超市遇到你

and you were acting weird

你怪里怪气的

She caught me off guard

我一时措手不及嘛

She was asking questions about us hanging out at the bar

她就问我们在酒吧的事情

What did you tell her Nothing

-那你跟她说什么了 -什么都没说

Well whatever you said's got her sniffing around me

反正你说的话让她开始来我这里

like a hound dog after a polecat

像是猎犬找臭猫

A hound dog after a polecat

你用的这是什么俗语啊

When I get nervous I get extra country

我一紧张就会农村味儿特重

Did you get country in front of her No

-那你有在她面前这样吗 -没有

So you played it cool No

-所以你神态自若了 -也没有

So we got to get our stories straight

我们得先统一口径

Now wh what did you tell her

你说说你告诉她什么了

I told her we weren't together

我告诉她我们当时没有在一起

I was there and you were there

只是我在酒吧你也在酒吧

and other people were there too

酒吧里还有很多人都在

That's good That's good

很好非常好

So what did you tell her

那你告诉她什么了

I was a little rude and rushed her out of the house

我有点没礼貌地赶她出我家了

Don't you do that all the time

你不是总这么对她吗

Oh yeah Oh I guess we're okay

的确是那看来没事了

I drew up a list of interview questions

我设计了一些问题

we can ask the pastors

到时候问来面试的牧师

But these are all softballs

这些问题都有点小打小闹啊

Shouldn't we dig a little deeper

我们难道不该问点更直击灵魂的问题吗

Are you kidding me

你不是吧

"Who's your favorite apostle and why"

"谁是你最喜欢的圣徒与理由"

is gonna have them squirming in their seat

绝对能让他们如坐针毡

Oh please there are 11 good answers and one bad one

拜托这题有11个好答案与1个烂答案

Mary if you're not here to help

玛丽如果你只是想找茬

I can do this on my own

我可以自己搞定

I am here to help I am just saying

我是真心来帮忙的我的意思只是

that most people see this job as a stepping stone

很多人只是把这份工作当成垫脚石

to bigger and better oppor

好转去更大

This is Pastor Andy

这位是安迪牧师

Hi there Welcome

-您好 -欢迎

Who is my favorite apostle and why That is a toughie

-谁是你最喜欢的圣徒与理由 -这题有难度

Although I suppose any answer other than Judas is safe

不过除了犹大以外的答案应该都安全吧

So where you from

你是从哪里来的

Originally Rhode Island

原来在罗德岛

And you're a Southern Baptist

而你是南部浸信会的吗

I guess I'm more of a Northern Baptist

我应该更算是北部浸信会的吧

but we're all just Baptists right

但我们大家都是浸信会的人不是吗

I'll show him out

我来送客

So how do you relate to young people

所以你怎么跟年轻人建立起友谊呢

Bad

坏

Which is what kids these days say when they mean "Good"

这年头的孩子用这个字表示"赞"

It's a Michael Jackson song

是从迈克·杰克逊的歌来的

Here's another Michael Jackson song beat it

那我也送你一首迈克·杰克逊的歌《滚》

Peg Sorry

-佩佩 -抱歉

But she's right Thank you for coming

但她说的也没错您慢走

Can I ask you a question

我能问你个问题吗

Do you have any women friends

你有任何女性朋友吗

Uh oh

糟糕

Mary finally wise up and kick you to the curb

玛丽脑子终于清醒了把你踹了吗

I'm being serious

我是问认真的

I have plenty of women friends

我有很多女性朋友啊

Matter of fact my best friend's a woman

其实呢我最要好的朋友就是个女人

Are you gonna say your wife

你不会是要说你老婆吧

You know I am

你猜对了

She got in the shower with me this morning

她今早跟我进来洗了鸳鸯浴

I don't need to hear that

这种事不用分享

How could something be so clean

人世间怎么有如此洁净

and so dirty at the same time

却又如此下流的存在呢

I'm sorry I asked

我不该问的我错了

Are you upset 'cause I said she was my best friend

你是在吃醋她是我最好的朋友

and not you

而不是你吗

才没有

You're in the top three

你是前三名啦

Stop talking to me

求你饶了我

Definitely my best white friend

绝对是我最要好的白人朋友

Okay

谢了

Who is your favorite apostle and why

谁是你最喜欢的圣徒与理由

I'm a say Judas

我觉得是犹大

What How

什么怎么喜欢

Well for man to be redeemed our Lord had to die

人类想被救赎主耶稣得为我们而死

If Judas hadn't betrayed him

如果犹大没有背叛他

mankind wouldn't have been saved

人类就不会被拯救

Pretty cool

蛮厉害的吧

I never thought about it like that

我从来没从这角度想过呢

Well you know when you come at things from unexpected angles

当你用出人意料的角度看事情

people pay attention more

大家就更会被吸引注意力

It's what I hope to do with the kids

我希望用这招搞定孩子们

Well you got my attention

你得到了我的关注

Hold on I'm not sure

等等我不确定

that we should be teaching the kids that Judas was cool

我们应该教导孩子们犹大这人很酷

Well I just try to see everyone the way Jesus would

我只是想用耶稣的宽容眼光看待每一个人

Preach

赞同[布道]

No no that's your job

不那是你的工作

Look I just want to get the kids excited about church

我就想令孩子们对教会产生兴趣

Think of me as the warm up band

把我想成你登场前

before you hit the stage

暖场的乐队好了

I think we just found our new youth pastor

我们刚刚找到新青年牧师啦

Can we discuss this

我们能先商量一下吗

Of course When can you start

当然你几时能开工

Why are you watching The Ten Commandments

你为什么在看《十诫》

I've just been thinking about God Why

-我最近在思考主的事 -为什么

I don't understand how a God that's supposed to be good

我不明白本应正义的主

lets such bad things happen

怎会让这种坏事发生

Hmm Can you think about it while I watch Yo MTV Raps

你思考的同时我能看音乐台的饶舌节目吗

Sure Dope

-可以 -赞

Do you believe in God

你信奉主吗

Yeah But in the Bible

-信啊 -但在《圣经》里

he does all kinds of mean stuff

祂做尽各种缺德事

If he's good why would he do that

如果祂是好人祂为什么要那么做

Maybe he just wants to show he's in charge

也许祂只是想显示一切由他说了算

Hulk Hogan's nice

摔角巨星胡克·霍根人很好

but in the ring he will mess you up

但在摔角场上他会痛扁你

That's either really smart or really stupid

你这番话要么睿智绝顶要么蠢到爆炸

That's what I do

哥就是这样

Do you ever wonder if it's all made up

你有没有想过这些都是编造的

Look this is Texas

听着这里是德州

We like football We like God

我们喜欢橄榄球喜欢主

And beef Beef's up there too

还有牛肉牛肉也在榜单上

But how do you know there's a God

但你怎么知道主真的存在

See that girl dancing in them shorts

看到那个穿热裤跳舞的女孩了吗

There's a God

善心主当然存在

Excuse me Pastor Rob

不好意思罗伯牧师

I'm sorry if I came off a little strong back there

如果我刚才表现得有点强硬我道歉

Oh Hey you're just trying to do what's best for the kids

你只是为了孩子们好

I respect that

我尊重这一点

Thank you And I just want you to know

谢谢你我就想告诉你

that I am very well connected with the parents

我和家长们关系很好

so if I can be of any help there

所以如果我能帮上什么忙

please let me know

尽管使唤我

Yeah you know actually

其实呢

I try not to get too close to the parents

我尽量不跟家长走得太近

I I just think it's important for the kids to feel

我认为让孩子们觉得我站在他们那边

like I'm on their side

很重要

Okay

好吧

Ooh maybe we could do a uh

也许我们可以唱

"Good cop bad cop" sort of thing

"好警察坏警察"这一套

Why am I the bad cop

为什么要我当坏警察

Oh I don't have all the answers

不是万事我都有答案的

Maybe you should ask God

或许你该问问主

Really looking forward to working with you

我很期待和你共事

Got a minute

你有空吗

I'm kind of busy

我有点忙

I'm inventing a system of heraldry for two warring tribes of orcs

我正在给《龙与地下城》战役里两支敌对半兽人部落

in my D&D campaign

设计一个纹章系统

Oh I was hoping we could talk about atheism

我还想着跟你聊聊无神论

Much like an orc I'm all ears

我和半兽人一样长满耳朵[洗耳恭听]

What's it like to not believe in God

不信奉主是什么感觉

It's great Big fan

感觉很棒我极其支持

Are you ever afraid you're wrong

你有没有担心过你弄错了

About religion Never

弄错宗教吗绝对没有

About other things Also never

弄错其他事情也绝对不可能

I don't know It seems a little scary

我说不清就这样不信了

to just stop believing

有点吓人

Well is it more comforting

相信一个仅仅因为

to believe in a God who could flood the world

自己那天心情不爽就用洪水淹没世界

and kill everyone because he had a bad day

杀死所有人的主会更令你感到安慰吗

That's a good point

你说得有道理

But doesn't it upset people when you say you don't believe

但你说自己不信奉时难道不会惹人不快吗

Oh yeah

当然会啊

And that doesn't bother you

你不觉得困扰吗

Does it bother you when you upset people

你惹其他人不快时你会困扰吗

I couldn't care less

老娘才不在乎

Welcome to atheism

欢迎来到无神论

Now if you were an orc would you like this flag

假如你是半兽人你会喜欢这面旗吗

Hey Connie Usual

康妮老样子吗

Yeah

对

I spend a lot of money here right

我在这里花了不少钱对吧

You sure do

你嗜酒成性当然了

So if my son in law

所以如果我女婿

was in here doing something stupid

在这里做过见不得人的事

I should know right

我有权知道对吗

I guess

或许吧

Before he went to the hospital

他去医院之前

was he in here doing something stupid

有在这里做过见不得人的事吗

Just hanging out

就是闲晃而已

Why No reason

-怎么了 -没什么

Just watching too many soap operas I guess

我可能是看了太多狗血肥皂剧了

Let's just keep this between us okay

这事别告诉别人知道了吗

Sure thing

没问题

Hello

喂

Hey George It's Nick from the bar

乔治我是酒吧的尼克

Why the hell are you asking questions about me at the bar

你为什么在酒吧打听我的事

I don't know what you're talking about

我不知道你在说什么

Nick told me everything

尼克全告诉我了

Well clearly I was lying

很明显我刚才说谎了

You want to accuse me of something

你想指责我做错事了

say it to my face All right fine

-就当着我的面说 -好啊说就说

You have a fight with your wife

你和你老婆吵架了

you end up in a bar with Brenda Sparks

然后跑到酒吧和布兰达·斯巴克斯混在了一起

and now you're both acting weird about it

现在你俩都表现得很怪异

There's no story

根本没有什么内情

We're two people who went to the same bar That's it

我们就是两个去了同家酒吧的人仅此而已

That better be it

最好只是这样

Connie I get it

康妮我懂

You're protecting your daughter

你是想保护你女儿

but hear me when I say nothing happened

但你给我听好了无事发生

Okay

好吧

And I don't appreciate you snooping around behind my back

我也不喜欢你背着我偷偷打听

You're absolutely right

你说得很对

I was wrong to do that I'm very sorry

我那么做不对我很抱歉

Little ticked at Nick for blabbing about it but

有点气尼克那个大嘴巴打小报告但是

I'm I'm sorry

我很抱歉

Thank you

谢谢你

We good

我们没事了吗

We're good

没事了

"We're good" my ass

"没事"个屁

All right you two get ready for bed

好了你俩快准备上床睡觉

Church in the morning I'm not going

-明早要去教会 -我不去

What do you mean you're not going

你说不去是什么意思

I don't think I believe in God anymore

我好像不再信奉主了

What did you do to her

你给她洗了什么脑

Hey she came to me I mean I took the ball and ran with it

是她主动来找我的当然我也打蛇随棍上了

Look at you with a sports analogy

瞧你还会用体育类比了

We're both evolving Ooh evolution

你我都在进化对了进化

Another thing I'll teach you about

我也会教你这个

I don't care what you believe

我不管你信什么

You are going to church tomorrow

总之你明天要给我去教会

I don't want to

我不想去

It might be fun

也许会有点意思

The new youth pastor's starting

新青年牧师要上岗了

So We can attack his belief system together

-那又怎样 -我们可以联手击垮他的信仰体系

Like the Wonder Twins of atheism

就像不信神的《奇迹双胞胎》

See Your brother's excited

看见没你哥很兴奋啊

You just want the new guy to have a bad day

你只是想给那个新来的一个下马威

I can want two things

我不能同时拥有两个愿望吗

Well hey y'all

大家好啊

I'm Pastor Rob

我是罗伯牧师

I'm uh guessing everyone knows what this is

大家应该都知道这是什么吧

The Bible That's right That's right

-《圣经》 -没错没错

What else is it

这还是什么

The word of God

主的箴言

Excellent Excellent

很好很好

You know what else it is

你们知道它还是什么吗

It's just a book

就是一本书

I like him

我喜欢他

It's a good book Got lot of great stories

这是本好书里面有很多好故事

Instructions on how to live life

教导人如何过活

But

但是

God is more than just a book

主远不止一本书

God is real

主是真实存在的

God is everywhere

主无处不在

And God loves you

而且主爱你们

He's losing me

他要失去我了

It ain't pretty but it's private

这里不太干净但胜在无人打扰

那么

what's up

你有什么事

Now don't freak out

你别惊慌

but Connie was at the bar asking questions

康妮之前去酒吧打听了

What the hell

搞什么

It's fine I handled it

没事我处理好了

We're all good

我们没被发现

Well I hope so

但愿如此

We are

真的没事

But I think we probably shouldn't go to the bar

但我们最好这阵子都别同时

at the same time for a while

去酒吧了

Okay You stay home I'll go

好你在家里蹲我去

Why me That's where I hang out

为什么是我我才是酒吧的常客

I'm single

我单身

Who am I gonna meet sitting at home

我坐在家里还怎么邂逅男人

I don't know Mailman Plumber

我不知道邮差水管工

I've seen a movie where the pizza delivery boy

我看过一部电影里面那个送披萨小哥

does pretty well for himself

艳遇不断

Yeah I bounced around from job to job after college

我大学毕业之后频繁换过很多工作

Never really had a plan for what was next

对未来一直没有什么规划

until one day I felt the Lord call me to his service

直到有一天我感觉到主召唤我为祂效劳

Yes Missy Cooper

问吧你叫米希·库珀

Right How'd you know

-对吧 -你怎么知道的

Let's see Mary's your mother Sheldon's your brother

我想想玛丽是你妈妈谢尔顿是你哥哥

and I hear you are one heck of a pitcher

我听说你是个很厉害的投手

I do my homework y'all Homework He's winning me back

-各位我有做功课哦 -功课他又赢回我的心了

So what's on your mind Missy

你在烦恼什么米希

Is it okay that I'm wondering if God is real

我可以怀疑主是否真的存在吗

I can take this one

我能回答这一题

Yes

你可以

He is absolutely right

他说得很对

He is I usually am

-真的吗 -我对是基本操作

Can't just believe something because people say it's true

不能因为别人说一件事是真的你就相信

You have to question it

你必须质疑它

It's kind of like the uh the scientific method

这和科学方法有点类似

right Sheldon

对吗谢尔顿

Did my homework on you too

我也做了和你相关的功课

But what if I decide he's not real

但假如我判定祂并不存在呢

Look I'm not asking you to believe what I believe

我不是叫你相信我所相信的

I'm just asking you to think about what you believe

我只是让你思考你所相信的

Sounds like you're already doing that

听起来你已经在这么做了

Yep What do you know about me

-说吧 -你都知道我什么事

Hmm Billy Sparks

你是比利·斯帕克斯

Sixth grade

六年级

Also plays baseball but maybe not as good as her

也打棒球但或许没她打得好

And then Pastor Rob said it doesn't matter

然后罗伯牧师说我信不信主不重要

if I believe in God 'cause God believes in me

因为主相信我

I said the same thing

我也说过同样的话啊

Not like he did

但不像他那么酷

Well I told him

我告诉他

religion isn't objective and there's no proof for it

宗教信仰不是客观存在的并无证据能证明

Oh I bet he didn't like that

他肯定不喜欢你这么说吧

He loved it

他爱死了

He quoted Kierkegaard and said

他引用了哲学家克尔凯郭尔的话

if you could prove it there'd be no room for faith

说如果你能证明就没有信仰的余地了

Oh Well good for him

他可真行

He also likes homework

他也喜欢做功课

He even threw the Bible on the floor

他还把《圣经》摔地上了

He what You heard me

-什么 -你听到了

When you were married would you have said

你还没离婚时你会说

that Herschel was your best friend

赫谢尔是你最好的朋友吗

What married person would say that

哪个已婚人士会说这种疯话啊

My buddy Wayne

我哥们韦恩

Does this buddy of yours have kids

你这个哥们有孩子吗

No Then what the hell does he know

-没有 -那他知道个屁啊

He's a very happy guy

他每天都乐呵呵的

It's exhausting

应付他真累人

Ooh I should get going

我该走了

Okay

好

You want to take a chicken for the smoker

你想带只鸡回去烤吗

Do I look like a vegetarian

我看起来像素食者吗

Mom You out here Um I'll I'll be there in a sec honey

-妈妈你在里面吗 -我马上出来宝贝

I'm I'm just feeding the chickens

我在喂鸡而已

You need some help No I'm almost done

-要我帮忙吗 -不用我快好了

Okay

好的

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