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Oh of course I have

我当然有

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

The average American consumes

普通美国人平均一年

55 pounds of beef per year

会吃掉25公斤的牛肉

And then there's Texas

但美国有个地方叫德克萨斯

where we can knock that off in a couple of months

在这里我们只要几个月就能吃掉那个量

Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket

甚至还能更快如果有德州烟熏牛胸肉的话

curiously the one cut of beef

很奇妙的是牛的这块牛胸肉

that Texans and Jews agree upon

是唯一让德州人与犹太人都爱不释手的部位

This is really good Meemaw

这真是太好吃啦姥姥

Really good

还太好吃呢

You're spitting the best brisket in Texas

你把全德州最好吃的牛胸肉

all over the damn table

喷得整餐桌都是

Close your mouth when you eat

嘴巴有东西不要说话

Or aim your face the other way

或者把你的脸朝向别的方向

Connie one of these days you got to give me the recipe

康妮总有一天你得给我这食谱

You bet For sure

你说会就会啦

One of these days Oh come on

-总有一天 -别这样

You can't hold on to it forever

你总不能瞒一辈子

Mean that much to you

你这么想要吗

Mary and I were dating about a month

当年我跟玛丽交往一个月左右时

when she brought me home for dinner

她带我回家吃晚饭

I took one bite of this brisket

我吃了一口这牛胸肉

and I knew I loved your daughter

我就知道我爱你的女儿

Gee thanks

我真是谢谢你啊

Kind of like Sleeping Beauty except Dad kissed meat

有点像睡美人不过爸吻的是牛肉

I tell you what

这样吧

You go get a

你去拿...

piece of paper and a pencil

纸笔来

I'll write it down for you

我给你写下来

Okay It's happening

好终于到了这一刻

That's the fastest I've seen him run

这是我见他跑得最快的一次

It's the only time I've seen him run

这是我第一次见他跑

There you go

给

Okay

好

I might make it this weekend

我可能这周末就做来吃

Or you could try a vegetable

你也可以试试吃点蔬菜啊

Vegetable That's funny

吃蔬菜你真幽默

Okay

好了

Now this is for your eyes only

这个只传给你

You're not to share it with anybody

你不许给别人看或分享

I never I would never

我绝... 我绝不会

You're a horrible person

你真是缺德

What'd it say

上面写什么了

I want to know what it said

我想知道写什么了

Me too Just eat

-我也想知道 -吃你们的

Can I read it

我能看吗

You are a horrible person

你还真的挺缺德

Ain't I

可不是嘛

All right that's enough about the brisket

好了不要再聊这个牛胸肉了

You kids excited for the church picnic tomorrow

你们期待明天的教会野餐吗

Not really I don't know

-不太 -不知道

Oh come on

别这样

You all saw the flier The three "F"s

你们都看到传单了有三"有"

food fun and fellowship

有吃有玩友谊

And I'm bringing a big slab of my brisket

我要带一大块我的牛胸肉去

That's it

我受够了

15 years in this family and all the time I've been nothing

当一家人15年了这期间我一直都是

but a good supportive son in law

一个表现良好又负责任的女婿

I always treated your daughter right

我也一直都有好好对待你女儿

I gave you three beautiful grandchildren

给了你三个可爱的孙子女

Only thing I ever asked in return was that damn recipe

我唯一要求的回报就是给我个破食谱

You're right

你说得对

Get another piece of paper I'll write it down

再去拿张纸我给你写下来

Don't mess with me Connie

别再耍我康妮

Get the paper before I change my mind

快趁我改变主意前去拿纸吧

You're gonna do it to him again aren't you

你还要再耍他一次是吧

I kind of have to

有点不耍不行啊

George she was just fooling with you

乔治她就是跟你闹着玩

No no she's mean

没不是她就是损

She got a black heart

心都是黑的

She does not

她才不是

Why do you always side with her

你为什么总站在她那边

Well she is my mother

她是我妈啊

And there it is

看吧

There's the problem

问题就在这

You should be siding with me

你应该跟我同一阵线啊

Over brisket It's not just brisket

-为了个牛胸肉吗 -不单是为了牛胸肉

It's the way she's been treating me since day one

是她从认识我第一天起就这么对我

Like I'm some kind of loser a booby prize

就是把我当个废柴安慰奖

"Booby prize " What was that

-"安慰[胸部]奖" -什么声音

Georgie you mind your own business

小乔治你少多管闲事

What did I do

我做什么了

What's going on

怎么了

Mom and Dad are fighting

爸妈在吵架

What about

为了什么事

Brisket

牛胸肉

If they get a divorce who do you think

如果他们离婚了

you'll pick to live with

你会选择跟谁过

Well Mom of course

当然是选妈啦

I want Mom Pick again

我要选妈你换选一个

I thought Dad was coming

我还以为爸爸也会来

No he had work to do

他不来他有工作

What kind of work I don't know Coaching stuff

什么工作不知道教练的事情吧

Can't he do it after the picnic

他不能野餐完再去吗

No Missy he cannot Why not

-他没办法啊米希 -为什么

Enough

别问了

How come Georgie's not going

那为什么小乔治也没来

He's grounded for eavesdropping on me and your father

他偷听我跟你爸爸说话被禁足了

Well I hope he learned his lesson

希望他学到教训了

Is this about the recipe

是为了食谱的事吗

I bet he's mad 'cause you always side with Meemaw

我猜他是因为你总站在姥姥这边在生气

And how would you know that

你怎么会知道这个

Georgie told me

小乔治跟我说的

Are you and Dad getting a divorce

你跟爸爸要离婚了吗

'Course not

当然不会

Well if you do I want to live with you

如果你们离婚我想要跟着你过

Sheldon no one's getting a divorce

谢尔顿我们不会离婚的

But thank you honey

不过谢谢你选我

You know this all goes away

你知道这个问题

if you just give him your recipe for the brisket

只要你给他食谱就会烟消云散了吗

I know

我知道啊

And

然后呢

I guess it's not going away

我猜这问题是哪都不会去了

And I wasn't eavesdropping

我没有偷听

Don't worry about it

没事啦

I just don't see why I got grounded

我只是不懂我为什么被禁足

What are you complaining about

你有什么好抱怨的

You didn't want to go to church picnic anyway

你本来也不想去教会野餐啊

I like complaining I'm good at it

我就喜欢抱怨我特能哔哔

I'll be right back

我马上回来

Mind if I have a sip of your beer

你介意我喝一口你的啤酒吗

You mind if I dip your head in the compost heap

你介意我把你脑袋塞进堆肥筒里吗

You could have just said no

你说介意不就好了吗

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Nothing Get out of here

没干嘛滚出去

You're looking for her brisket recipe

你在找姥姥的牛胸肉食谱

All of a sudden you got smart

这时候你就变天才啦

I said get out of here

我说了让你出去

I won't tell I swear

我发誓我不会泄密

All right help me look

行吧快来帮忙找

Ooh Found it

找到了吗

No this is her French toast

没有这是她法式吐司的食谱

You're not looking for French toast

没让你找法式吐司

She does make it good though

这个姥姥也做得很好吃

Did you know she puts vanilla extract in her whipped cream

你知道她会在生奶油里加香草精吗

I did not

我不知道

Quarter teaspoon

加1/4茶匙

Georgie Yeah

-小乔治 -怎么了

We're looking for brisket

我们是来找牛胸肉食谱

Cranky

暴脾气

We're home

我们回来啦

Be cool

别慌

I'm cool You be cool

我不慌啊你才别慌呢

Real cool

可真不慌啊

He thought I wrote it down

他以为我有写下来

What a dope

真是个傻子

Seltzer

苏打水

hair tonic Hair tonic

生发水生发水

Need help putting the kids down

需要帮忙哄孩子睡觉吗

No thank you I've been taking care of them all day

不用了谢谢我自己照顾了他们一天

I think I can finish the job

我能自己收尾

Oh come on don't do that

干嘛啦别这样

Don't do what

别怎样

Never mind

没事

Just so you know Sheldon and Missy won

告诉你谢尔顿跟米希

the three legged race because she told him

赢了两人三脚赛跑因为米希跟他说

a bee was chasing them and you missed it

有蜜蜂在追他们而你错过了这一幕

I'm sorry I I just needed a break from your mother

是我的错我只是想远离你妈妈一会儿

Yeah well you took a break from your family

是啊你也远离了你的家人

How long is this feud between you two gonna go on

你们俩之间的不愉快是想闹多久

That's up to her

这得看她啊

You are both such

你们真是两头...

stubborn

死固执的...

donkey butts

犟驴啊

Missy

米希

Go to bed

去睡觉

You don't know it's me

你怎么知道是不是我

What do you want

你想干嘛

Don't be that way

别这样

I brought you a cold one

我给你拿了瓶冰的

Thanks

谢谢

I still don't like you

还是不喜欢你

Would this change your feelings

那这个能让你改变想法吗

Is that it

就是这个吗

The Holy Grail

传说中的一个大秘宝

What changed your mind

是什么让你改变了心意

You not going to the picnic today

你今天不去野餐

that hurt Mary and the twins

伤了玛丽与双胞胎的心

I cannot have that on my heart

我不想要内心有愧疚

Is that so Absolutely

-是吗 -绝对

Look me in the eye and tell me

看着我的眼睛告诉我

this is the actual recipe

这份是正确的食谱

George what you have in your hand

乔治在你手里的就是

is the exact step by step instructions

正确的详细制作方式

on how to make my brisket

能让你做出我的招牌牛胸肉

I have never written it down until tonight because

在今晚之前我从没把这个食谱写下来过

I was afraid someone might steal it

因为我怕会有人来偷

But I'm entrusting this to you

但现在我把它托付给你

and I hope that someday when the time is right

希望有一天时机成熟时

you will see fit to share it with one of your children

你会传给你其中一个孩子

Connie I don't know what to say

康妮我不知道该说什么好

Don't call me Connie

别叫我康妮

Call me Mom

叫我妈妈

Thanks Mom

谢谢妈妈

You're welcome son

不客气儿子

What a dope

真是个傻子

The next morning my dad embarked on a doomed quest

第二天早上我爸为了做出完美的牛胸肉

to make the perfect brisket

踏上了注定失败的征途

Can I help you

能帮你什么吗

Matter of fact you can

还真需要你帮忙

I need 12 pounds of prime Angus with a medium deckle

我需要5公斤特优级安格斯牛胸肉

ideally slaughtered in the spring no later than mid June

最好是春天宰的不能晚于六月中旬

For the spice rub

至于腌肉的香料

Meemaw had him drive to New Orleans

姥姥让他开车去新奥尔良

to buy ground coffee from Cafe Du Monde

到知名咖啡馆买研磨咖啡粉

新奥尔良 407公里

and seven ounces of something called "holy ghost root"

以及到一名叫拉沃夫人的女巫那里

from a voodoo woman named Madam Laveau

买28克的"圣灵根"

19世纪的巫毒女王

Could you grind my root for me

请问你能磨我的"根"吗

I I'm a I'm a rub it on brisket

我要涂在牛胸上

Then back home he applied the spice rub

回家后他给牛胸抹上香料的手法

with such erotic tenderness

充满情欲又温柔

it made my mother a little jealous

我妈都有点妒忌了呢

Finally the cooking began

最终开始烹饪了

14 hours of cooking

弄了整整14小时

And basting

期间不断刷油

And spritzing

喷油

And tending to the fire

和照料火候

Until it was finally time to let the meat rest

终于到了让胸肉阴凉的步骤

Rest my darling

休息[阴凉]吧小亲亲

Rest

好好休息

Mmm This Cafe Du Monde coffee is very good

知名咖啡店的咖啡真好喝呀

They make it with chicory

里面加了菊苣

And what does it do to the brisket

这对做牛胸肉有什么好处

Oh I have no idea

我不知道

Then why did you send George all the way to New Orleans

那你为什么让乔治大老远跑去新奥尔良

Well they don't sell this around here

咱家附近买不到这种咖啡啊

Here we go

来了

15 years and 14 hours later

耗时15年零14小时

Best brisket in Texas

全德州最好吃的牛胸肉

Connie you evil bitch

康妮你这个邪恶的贱人

It's smoother than regular coffee

比普通咖啡丝滑很多呢

That wasn't the recipe

那才不是真的秘方

You looked me in the eye and you lied to me

你看着我的眼睛说谎了

Oh Mom

妈妈

You broke into my home and tried to steal it

你偷摸闯进我家想偷食谱

Oh George

乔治

You told her we went over there

你告诉她我们进去过吗

Oh George Jr

小乔治

I didn't say nothing I was cool

我什么都没招不是我

I am loving this

真喜欢这台好戏

I don't want this woman in my house anymore

我家不再欢迎这个女人来

She is my mother She is the devil

-她可是我妈 -她就是恶魔

And what if the kids want to see her

要是孩子们想见她呢

Fine

好吧

Schedule it for when I'm not here

在我不在家时才能来

Or when I'm dead

或者等我死了再来

And quit drinking my coffee

还有不许你喝我的咖啡了

Turn off your train we've got to talk

把你的火车关掉我们得谈谈

About what

谈什么

Mom is so upset about Dad and Meemaw

妈妈为爸爸和姥姥的事很难过

she might want a divorce

她可能会想离婚

No one's getting divorced

没人要离婚

How do you know

你怎么知道

Great now I have to throw that out

"真棒" 这下我得把那个扔了

Mother in laws are always held in low regard by the father

当女婿的自古以来都瞧不起丈母娘

It rarely leads to a breakup of the family

但这很少会导致家庭破裂

He's right

他说得对

Fred and Wilma are still happily married

弗雷德和威尔玛的婚姻依然幸福美满

经典卡通《摩登原始人》中的角色

I think if we can figure out

我想如果你能

a way for Dad to get Meemaw's brisket recipe

想个办法让爸爸得到姥姥的牛胸肉食谱

this all goes away

所有矛盾就会消失

I don't see how we can accomplish that

我想不出我们能有什么办法

Put that down

放下

That's not a toy

那可不是玩具

Sure it is

当然是啦

Choo choo

呜呜

Choo choo

呜呜

Choo choo

呜呜

Open wide Moonpie

张嘴嘴小饼饼

Here comes the choo choo train

呜呜小火车来啦

Choo choo

呜呜

Mmm Isn't that good

很好吃对吧

That's Meemaw's famous brisket

这是姥姥远近驰名的牛胸肉

Would you like the secret recipe

你想知道食谱吗

You promise not to tell anybody

你保证不告诉别人

Of course you're not gonna tell anybody

你当然不会告诉别人啦

I start with a tablespoon of cumin

我先加入一茶匙孜然

and then a cup of brown sugar and

然后加入一杯红糖之后...

I know the recipe

我知道姥姥的食谱

What

什么

She told it to me

她告诉我的

When

什么时候

February 14 1982

1982年2月14日

I was 23 months old it was Valentine's Day

当时我23个月大那天是情人节

and Mom and Dad went out for dinner

爸爸和妈妈出去餐厅吃饭了

You were there Don't you remember

当时你也在场你不记得吗

I got nothing

一片空白

You can really remember when you were that little

那么小的时候的事你真的还记得吗

Uh huh You were there too

嗯你也在场

You were still struggling with potty training

你还在学习自己上厕所

I don't think so

你记错了吧

Oh yes Meemaw used to call you Mr Soggy Pants

没有姥姥以前都叫你尿裤子先生

Nuh uh

不可能

Mr Soggy Pants

尿裤子先生

Quit it This is serious

闭嘴这不好笑

Sheldon you've got to tell Dad that recipe

谢尔顿你必须把食谱告诉爸爸

But Meemaw told me it was a secret

但姥姥说这是秘密

If you don't and Mom and Dad get a divorce it's your fault

你如果不说等爸妈离婚了就是你的错

All right

好吧

Fine

我说

Good job Soggy Pants

干得漂亮尿裤子先生

Dad could you please come into the living room

爸爸你能来客厅吗

What for

干什么

My brain did something impressive

我的大脑做了超厉害的事

and I'd like to share it with you

我想和你分享

What are you doing here

你怎么会在这儿

Same as you

跟你一样

I want to see what his brain did

我想看他的大脑做了什么

Please have a seat

请坐

All right

好吧

Well

怎么样

I know Meemaw's brisket recipe

我知道姥姥的牛胸肉烹饪食谱

What

什么

No you don't

你才不知道呢

Yes I do

我真的知道

And in order to bring peace to this family

为了给这个家带来安宁

I'm prepared to make it public

我决定公之于众

You're bluffing

你想诈我

One tablespoon of cumin

一茶匙孜然

one cup of brown sugar

一杯红糖

two tablespoons of smoked paprika

两茶匙烟熏红椒

Okay okay stop

好了好了停

No no no Keep going

不不继续说

How do you know the recipe Shelly

你怎么会知道食谱谢利

Meemaw told it to me on Valentine's Day 1982

姥姥在1982年的情人节告诉我的

You were out with Dad seeing Cannonball Run

你和爸爸去廉价影院

at the dollar theater

看《炮弹飞车》了

That's impossible you weren't even two years old

不可能你当时还不到两岁

Three tablespoons of dried mustard

三茶匙干芥末

one cup of Lone Star beer

一杯孤星啤酒

Okay

好了

Okay

好了

Go ahead

说吧

Give it to your father

告诉你爸爸吧

I can write it down for you

我可以帮你写下来

That's okay I don't want it

不用了我不想要

You have got to be kidding me

你逗我呢吧

Connie you've had every opportunity

康妮你有无数的机会

to give me that recipe and you never did

把食谱给我但你从来没给

because you've always treated me like an outsider

因为你一直把我当做外人

No she has not

她才没有

See She admits it

看到没她承认了

Damn right I do

我当然承认了

Never thought you were good enough for my daughter

我一直觉得你配不上我女儿

There you were riding around on that dumb motorcycle

你就这么出现骑着那辆破摩托车

knocking her up

把她肚子搞大

Why don't you kids go in the kitchen

孩子们你们都到厨房

and fix yourselves some ice cream

自己拿点冰淇淋吃吧

I'm not going anywhere

我怎么能错过这好戏

Hey I get it

我能理解

I have a daughter

我也有个女儿

I wouldn't want her bringing home someone like that

我也不想她带一个那样的男人回家

But I've come a hell of a long way since then

但我也比那时候成长了许多

Okay you're right

好啦你说得对

George

乔治

I'm sorry

对不起

That means more to me than any recipe

这对我来说比任何食谱都更有意义

Come here

过来

Don't let the hug fool you

别让这个拥抱骗了你

The minute she went home he made me give him the recipe

她一走他就逼我把食谱告诉他

Here we go maiden voyage

来啦处女航

Hot damn

哎妈呀

Hot damn

哎妈呀

Hot damn

哎妈呀

George Language

乔治注意说话

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Want some

想来点吗

Uh no thank you I'm not hungry

不用了谢谢我不饿