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Look at him Breaks my heart

你看他我心都要碎了

Poor little guy all alone

可怜的小家伙形单影只

I don't see why his brother can't sit with him

他哥哥为什么不能跟他坐在一起

Come on Mary

拜托玛丽

When you were in high school

你上高中时

would you have lunch with a nine year old

难道你会跟一个9岁小孩吃午饭吗

Yes I would've

我当然会啊

Well there's something wrong with you

那你肯定是哪里有毛病

I'm gonna keep him company

我要去陪他

Hey hey hey Mary Mary

别别玛丽玛丽

Think this through Right now the kids are just ignoring Sheldon

你可得想清楚现在大家只是无视他

What happens if he's sitting with his mommy

如果再发现他吃午饭还要妈妈陪会怎么样

They could mistake me for a senior

他们说不定会以为我是高三学姐啊

Well I look younger than you

我看起来是比你年轻啊

Just give this time all right

先静观其变好吗

It'll work itself out

船到桥头自然直

My mother never understood

我母亲从未理解

that I actually enjoyed being alone

我其实很享受独自一人

Solitude allowed me to think about important things

独处让我能思考更重大的事情

like the effect of gravitational forces

比如当你接近事件视界时

as you approach an event horizon

地心引力会造成的影响

as opposed to less important things

而不是那些无关紧要的事

like how many grapes my brother can fit in his mouth

比如我哥嘴里一次能塞多少葡萄

14颗

Yeah

太厉害啦

Jean Paul Sartre said

哲学家让-保罗·萨特说过

"Hell is other people "

"他人即地狱"

That's humorous because it's true

这话很有趣因为这是真的

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Something wrong

怎么了吗

How come math is easy for Sheldon and hard for me

为什么谢尔顿数学那么好我数学却那么差

I don't know honey

我也不知道啊亲爱的

but you have your own gifts

但你也有你的天赋啊

Like what

比如什么

Well like

比如说...

you have very pretty hair

你有一头秀丽长发

True

的确

Georgie

小乔治

Would you do me a little tiny favor

能麻烦你帮我一个小忙吗

Like what

什么事

Tomorrow at lunch would you mind sitting with your brother

明天午餐时间你能不能跟你弟弟坐一起吃

Don't do it Georgie

千万别小乔治

You stay out of this

你别多管闲事

I ate with him in second grade

二年级的时候我跟他一起吃过饭

It really hurt my social life

导致我的校园关系严重受创

Sorry Mom Can't do it

抱歉了老妈没办法

Why are you such a brat

你为什么这么皮

Maybe I'm crying for attention

可能我渴求关爱呢

This isn't a joke young lady

小姑娘这事你别闹

Yes your brother may be smart

没错你弟弟是很聪明

but he doesn't have a friend in the world

但他在这世上还没有一个朋友

And I am sorry but I am very worried about him

对不起但我真的很担心他

Nice going You're making Mom a nervous wreck

不错啊你害妈妈快急疯了

What did I do

我干嘛了

You don't have any friends and she is beside herself

你没有朋友她着急坏了

But I'm fine without friends

但我不介意没朋友啊

I don't know what to tell you Sheldon

我不知道该跟你怎么说了谢尔顿

She said it's your fault

但她觉得是你的问题

I'm going to watch ALF

我要去看电视剧了

Science fact

科学事实

sisters are the worst

姐妹最差劲了

When you're three foot ten and in high school

当你只有90公分高却在高中就读时

getting from point "A" to point "B"

从A点到B点

can be a harrowing experience

可以是一种要人命的体验

But it's worth it when point "B" is

但如果"B"点是...

the library

图书馆那就值了

Home to the original information superhighway

信息高速公路的起源地

the Dewey Decimal System

杜威十进制图书分类法

对世界图书馆分类学有相当大的影响

由美国图书馆专家麦尔威·杜威发明

Hey there Sheldon

你好啊谢尔顿

What can I get for you today

今天你想看什么书

Chemistry

化学

Quantum mechanics Astronomy

量子力学天文学

No nothing fun today

不今天不看有趣的书

I need to learn how to make a friend

我想学习怎么交朋友

Aw honey you having a hard time adjusting to high school

亲爱的适应高中生活碰到困难了吗

I'm having a hard time adjusting to Earth

我是对适应地球生活碰到了困难

Yeah You and me both

是啊我们同病相怜

Try this

试试这本

It's been around a while but it's still quite popular

这书有些上年头了但还是挺受欢迎的

Unlike me

不像我

who's just been around a while

只是单纯地上年头

"How to Win Friends and Influence People "

《如何赢取友谊与影响他人》

由戴尔·卡耐基在1936年所写世上最畅销励志书之一

This might do it

这本或许有用

Principle one

原则一

"Don't criticize condemn or complain "

"不要批评谴责或抱怨"

The three sharpest arrows in my quiver

这是我的三大扎心之箭

Thus began the greatest challenge of my young life

我也从此展开了我幼年时期最大的挑战

Hello George

你好啊乔治

What

怎么了

I do admire your thick head of hair

我很欣赏你的一头浓密头发

George

乔治

Thanks

谢谢

What's going on

这是在干嘛

Well I'm practicing the principles in this book

我在练习运用这本书里教的原则

Why Well I know Mom is concerned

-为什么 -我知道妈妈很担心

that I don't have any friends

我身边没有朋友

so I'm determined to remedy the situation

所以我下决心要解决这个问题

George

乔治

Well good for you

那挺好

Do you feel complimented when I say your name George

我这么喊你名字你有感到受称赞吗乔治

The book says you should George

书上说你会有这感受乔治

I suppose

大概吧

Kind of overdoing it a little

不过你有点用力过猛

Sheldon Well thank you for your criticism

-谢尔顿 -谢谢你的批评

It also says I should praise any improvements that you've made

书里也说我应该对你任何的进步做出赞赏

Okay

好吧

I'll get back to you

回头再聊吧

George

乔治

On the heels of that successful beta test

紧接在这大获成功的测试后

I decided to practice the Carnegie principles on someone my own age

我决定对我同龄人练习卡耐基原则

Hello Billy Sparks Hey Sheldon

-你好啊比利·斯巴克斯 -你好啊谢尔顿

I am genuinely interested in you

我真心想多了解你

and would like to encourage you to talk about yourself

也想鼓励你多聊聊你自己

Billy Sparks

比利·斯巴克斯

Thank you

谢谢

You have the floor

现在该你说了

Thank you

谢谢

Looking back I would've had better luck

现在回想起来当初我真应该

making friends with the chickens

去结交那些母鸡

Go Wolves

狼队加油

What

什么

You're a cheerleader and by saying

你是拉拉队员当我说

"Go Wolves " I'm initiating a conversation

"狼队加油" 我就开始了一段

about something that interests you

你会感兴趣的交谈

Oh are you one of those special ed kids

你是"特殊教育"班的孩子吗

My mom says I'm special

我妈说我很特殊

Would you like to be friends

你想跟我做朋友吗

I don't think so

没什么兴趣

Are you sure What if I told you

你确定吗那如果我告诉你

I admired your boldly applied makeup

我很欣赏你着色大胆的浓妆呢

Greetings from stall number one

从一号隔间向你们问好

As much as I detest that odd smelling cigarette

虽然我十分讨厌你们气味特殊的"烟"

I do applaud your rule breaking bravado

但我为你们违反规矩的勇气鼓掌

My name is Sheldon What's yours

我叫谢尔顿你们叫什么

Hello gentlemen

男士们好

Did you watch any sports programs over the weekend

你们上周末有看任何体育节目吗

Or perhaps did some kissing with girls

又或者跟姑娘们玩亲亲了吗

Can you hear me

你们能听见我说话吗

95 96 97

95, 96, 97.

98.

99 100

99, 100.

You missed 11 numbers

你中间数漏了11个数

I don't need to be good at math I have beautiful hair

我不需要数学那么好人家有一头秀发

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard

这是我这辈子听过最悲催的话

Didn't you already read that book

你不是已经读完那本书了吗

I'm reading it again

我在重读

How come

为什么

I clearly missed something

我肯定有哪里读漏了

I couldn't find one person who wanted to be my friend

我找不到一个愿意跟我当朋友的人

Did you look at the card inside

你看过里面的借书卡了吗

Why

为什么

That's just other people who checked out the book

卡上只有其他借过这本书的人的名字

It's a list of losers like you who can't find a friend

这是其他像你一样找不到朋友的废柴名单

那又如何

So they're desperate and you have their names

他们求友心切而你手握名单

That's brilliant

太聪明了

Now how is it that you can't count

那你怎么就数不好数呢

So your father tells me you've been reading a new book

你爸爸跟我说你最近新读了本书

I am It's about how to make friends

是啊是教你怎么交朋友

Is that something you're interested in

你对这件事有兴趣吗

Not really but Missy told me

没什么兴趣但米希跟我说

it makes you sad that I don't have any

我没有朋友你很难过

I got to sew that girl's mouth shut

我得去把这姑娘的嘴缝起来

So how's it going

那发展如何

Well the principles in the book didn't work for me at all

书里教的原则对我根本不管用

Although Dad does like being called George over and over again

不过老爸挺喜欢被人反复叫乔治

so you might give that a try

你可以试试这招

Baby you don't have to go to any trouble for me

宝贝你不需要因为我而给自己添麻烦

But I like doing things for you

但我喜欢为你付出

You're a nice lady

你是个好人

But if the book's not working It isn't

-但如果那书没用... -的确没用

But I realized if I find the other people

但我意识到如果我去找

who checked out the book they'd be looking for friends too

其他借过这书的人因为他们也想结交朋友

That's really smart

这招真聪明

Missy thought of it You're kidding

-是米希想出来的 -不是吧

I'm as surprised as you are

我当时也像你一样惊讶

Excuse me Ms Ingram

打扰一下英格拉姆女士

Sheldon it's recess

谢尔顿现在是下课时间

Go outside see what it's like

去外面玩体验一下外面

Are you by any chance Evelyn Ingram

你是伊芙琳·英格拉姆吗

Yes

是的

The same Evelyn Ingram who checked out this book

借出过这本书的伊芙琳·英格拉姆吗

And why is that your business

这关你什么事呢

I just assumed you were looking to make a friend

我只是在想你当时想要结交朋友

Well that was a long time ago

这是很久以前了

I had just gotten out of a very difficult relationship

我当时刚从一段惨痛的感情抽身

With a friend Friend

-跟朋友吗 -朋友

Ha I gave that man three years of my life

我给那男人奉献了我三年的人生时光

and my innocence

还有我的童真

I don't know what that means

我不懂那是什么意思

It means men are lying dogs only interested in one thing

男人都是骗人的狗东西只对一件事感兴趣

Well that's not the dictionary definition

字典上不是这么解释的

Always starts the same

开始都是一样的

A quick glance across the room a casual hand on the shoulder

茫茫人海中的一次对视不经意地手搭肩上

lunch at Stuckey's

在连锁便利店里吃午饭

Oh yeah it's all romance and flowers in the beginning

一开始都是很浪漫花前月下

The list proved to be a double edged sword

这名单被证明是一把双刃剑

It turns out self help books written in 1936

原来1936年写的励志书

were only of interest to adults

是专门写成给成年人看的

You're like "I'm here because I care

我就说"老娘是因为在乎才来

And by the way your phone could make calls too "

还有你的电话也是能打出去的好吗"

Then tries to turn this whole thing around

然后他就试着把整件事

like it's all about you being needy

转移成是你太粘人

and you're like "Yes I have needs

你当然会说"废话我当然有需求

That's what makes me human "

人就是有需求才会是人啊"

Emotionally troubled adults

感情上有问题的成人

Child go outside

孩子出去外面玩吧

Yes that's my signature Why do you ask

是的那是我的签名你问这个干嘛

I'm seeking people who want to make friends

我在寻找想交朋友的人

I wasn't interested in friends

我没兴趣交朋友

I took out that book to help me become school principal

我借那本书是为了帮助自己爬到校长位置

Did it work Are we sitting in the principal's office

-成功了吗 -我们现在是在校长办公室说话吗

No And you know why

-不是 -你知道为什么吗

Because Victoria MacElroy is not a man

因为维多利亚·马克艾罗伊不是男人

So to be clear you're not interested in making friends

我确认一下你没兴趣交朋友

What I'm interested in is in living long enough

我唯一有兴趣的就是命够长

to see women no longer treated like second class citizens

长到可以看到女人不再被当二等公民对待

Well if your goal is a long life

如果你想长命百岁

that chili cheeseburger is a step in the wrong direction

那你吃这个热辣芝士堡只能帮倒忙

Food is all I have

食物是老娘唯一的慰藉了

Like I said

如同我说的

emotionally troubled adults

感情上有问题的成人

You gonna watch me eat

你要看着我吃饭吗

Get out of here

出去

Everybody told me

所有人都告诉我

"Hubert don't date someone from work "

"休伯特别跟同事约会"

But did I listen No

我听话了吗没有

Let me tell you something

让我告诉你一件事

She likes to say I stole her innocence

她喜欢说我偷走她童真对吗

Well what about my innocence

那我的童真呢

I was never the same after we broke up

分手之后我再也不是从前那个我了

Two years later

两年后

Mr Givens became the high school principal

吉文斯先生变成了校长

which might be why Ms MacElroy became morbidly obese

或许马克艾罗伊女士变成重度胖子也与此有关

I had the brains I had the charm and I don't like to brag

我有头脑又讨人喜欢而且我不想炫耀

but I was pretty easy on the eyes back then

但我当年也算得上小鲜肉一枚

That woman got herself one heck of a package

那娘们简直赚大发了好吗

But some people don't want to be satisfied

但某些人就是不想被满足

Is that any good

这书有用吗

I'm afraid not

很遗憾并没有

I failed to make a single friend

我没交到一个朋友

That sucks I have a tough time making friends too

真可惜我交朋友也四处碰壁

The worst part is it was important to my mom

最糟糕的部分是我妈妈很在意这件事

My parents pressure me about making friends all the time

我父母也总是给我压力让我去交朋友

So you understand what I'm going through

所以你很能理解我的遭遇

Oh I read that book It's excellent

我读过那本书很赞

液体火箭的发明者

罗伯特·戈达德美国教授物理学家和发明家

Are you into rocketry

你也对火箭学有兴趣吗

I started with water propulsion

我是从气压式喷水火箭开始玩

worked my way up to solid fuel

后来开始玩固体燃料火箭

then went back to water after I set our garage on fire

把我家车库烧了之后我又回去玩喷水火箭了

Nice I also tried to get some uranium

-厉害 -我也尝试过去弄铀

and build an atomic engine but that stuff's hard to find

来做一个原子能引擎但那东西太难弄到手

Probably for the best

这样也好

Well good luck on your quest to find a friend

祝你找朋友的道路能一切顺遂

You too

你也是

If you haven't found one yet I have good news

如果你还没找到朋友我有个好消息

Mom what do you know about the drug Prozac

妈你对百忧解这种药了解吗

Not much

了解不多

Supposed to make people happier Why

好像能让忧郁的人们开心点怎么了

I was just thinking some of my teachers might benefit from it

我只是在想这药或许能帮助我一些老师

Speaking of which

说到这个

you'll be happy to know I made a friend today

有一件你会高兴的事我今天交到朋友了

Well that's nice

那太好啦

But as I said this isn't for me

但就像我说过的交朋友不是为了我

It's for you

是为了你自己

He made a friend

他交到朋友啦

He did it

他成功了

Our little boy has got a friend

我们的儿子交到朋友了

Who is it Who cares

-谁啊 -无所谓啦

It's a human being It's a warm body

反正是个人类是个有血有肉的人

Mom

妈

Yes honey

怎么啦亲爱的

Can I come in Of course

我能进来吗当然

Be cool

冷静

What's up sweetie

怎么啦小宝贝

I was wondering when I could continue my rocketry hobby

我想知道我什么时候能继续我火箭学的爱好

Uh Sheldon we've been through this

谢尔顿我们聊过这个了

You can build them You just can't launch them

火箭随便造但不许发射

But launching them is the fun part

但发射才是好玩的那部分啊

Tell that to the family of squirrels who died in the fire

你去跟那被火烧死的松鼠一家解释去

Okay

好吧

It was just something I was hoping to do with my new friend

我只是想可以跟新朋友一起做这个

Hang on

等等

Uh yes

行吧

It's fine

做吧

Ban is lifted

解除禁令

Mary It's for his friend

-玛丽 -是为了跟他朋友玩嘛

He's got a friend

他有朋友了

Besides those could have been rats

而且当时被烧死的也可能是老鼠啊

Their bodies were so badly burned

被烧得都不成鼠形了谁知道呢

I thought we were being cool but okay

我还以为我们要冷静行吧

Hey here's an idea

对了这样吧

Why don't you invite your new buddy over for dinner

要不你邀请你的朋友来家里吃晚饭吧

Why Well honey

-为什么 -亲爱的

um that is what friends do

因为朋友之间就会这样啊

My mother asked me to ask you

我妈妈要我问问你

if you'd like to join us for dinner

愿不愿意来我们家共进晚餐

Why I was hoping you'd know

-为什么 -我还希望你知道为什么呢

He's here

他到了

Everybody stay calm

大家保持冷静

Just a normal day just a normal dinner

只是普通的一天普通的一顿晚餐

Can I eat in front of the TV

我能去电视前吃吗

No you can eat in front of Sheldon's friend

不行但你可以在谢尔顿朋友的面前吃

Aw fudge I know what "fudge" means

-卧槽 -我知道"卧槽"是什么意思

and you are right on the edge young lady

你差一点点就要挨削了小姑娘

Welcome

欢迎你来

So uh

所以...

Tam What kind of name is that

丹你这是哪国名字

Vietnamese Sir

是越南名先生

Sure You know I spent a little time over there

懂了我也曾经在那里待过

Army

我在军队

Your mom's name isn't Kim Lee is it

你妈妈的名字不叫金李吧

No Sir

不先生

Good

太好了

I mean you know it's a small country

你懂的小国家嘛

说不定就...

Mary how's that food coming

玛丽还要多久才能做完

Almost

快啦

So Vietnam like in Rambo

越南就像电影《第一滴血》吗

该片的第二部场景是在越南

该电影男主角兰博是个越战退伍军人

Yes That's a cool movie

-是的 -那电影超屌

Yes

是啊

Are you in it

你有在里面演出吗

没有

Why would you think you knew his mom

你为什么会觉得你认识他妈妈

All right Tam

好啦丹

I decided I was gonna make you a real Texas dinner

我决定给你做纯正的德州风味晚餐

Barbecued chicken and brisket

德州烧烤鸡肉与牛胸肉

Thank you

谢谢您

Well I figured you were probably tired

我估计你应该也很烦

of stuff wiggling around on your plate

你吃的东西会在盘子上扭动了

Okay let's say grace

我们来饭前祷告

Now Tam when I say "Jesus "

丹当我们说"耶稣"

feel free to say the word "Buddha" in your head

也欢迎你在你脑海里说"菩萨"

I'm actually Catholic

我其实是信天主教的

Oh Well that's too bad

那就太不幸了

Thank you God for this food

感谢主赐予我们桌上的食物

and bless the hands that prepared it

也保佑准备这餐点的人

And thank you so much for Sheldon's new friend

也感谢您给谢尔顿带来了新朋友

Amen

阿门

So Tam tell us about your family

丹跟我们聊聊你的家人啊

What brings y'all to Texas

你们为什么会来德克萨斯

Well after the American War

在美战结束过后

You mean the Vietnam War

你是说越战吧

We call it the American War

我们那里叫美战

Hmm Anyway

然后呢

after the war my father was sent to a reeducation camp

在战争结束后我父亲被送去再教育营

because he fought on the wrong side

因为他在战时站错边

You mean our side

错边是指我们这边吧

I was trying to be nice

礼貌性不说穿而已

So for many years

所以有很多年

my mother and my sisters and I were very poor

我们一家一直都非常穷

and very often didn't have much to eat

吃不饱是常事

Then when he was released

最后当我爸爸被放出来后...

What'd they teach him at the reeducation camp

他们在再教育营里都教育他什么了

How to be a communist

教他如何成为共产党人

Cool like in Rambo

酷啊就像电影里那样

When he was released

当我爸爸被放出来后

we escaped on a small boat

我们坐小船出逃

and spent many weeks at sea dodging Cambodian pirates

我们在海上漂了几周一路躲着柬埔寨海盗

until we reached Thailand

最终漂到了泰国

Oh that's supposed to be a beautiful country

那里好像是个很美的国家

Lovely beaches I wouldn't know

-很美的阳光沙滩 -我不知道

We were forced to live in a refugee camp

我们被逼着住进难民营

where the only thing we had to eat were pigeons and rats

我们唯一能吃到的只有鸽子与老鼠

Ha That's a job for hot sauce

这时候就要靠辣酱了

Finally

最后

we were allowed to come to United States

我们被允许来到美国

and start over in Galveston

在德州加尔维斯顿重新开始

My father saved money and bought his own shrimp boat

我爸爸辛苦存钱终于买下一艘捕虾船

There's a happy ending Huh

守得云开见月明对吧

See kids When the going gets tough

孩子们看当生活困难重重

America provides It did

-大美利坚会伸出援手 -的确是

Until the Ku Klux Klan burned our boat

直到极端白人至上组织烧了我家的船

and chased us away

还把我们赶跑

You gonna put a good spin on that one

要试试说这一段有何美好之处吗

So we came to Medford

所以我们搬来了马德福

and opened up a convenience store

然后开了一家便利店

My parents work 16 hours a day

我父母一天工作16小时

seven days a week

一周7天都不休息

for very little money

就为了挣一点微薄的钱

Well that was depressing

这也太致郁了

I don't understand why it didn't launch

我不明白它为什么不能发射

Me neither

我也不懂

Evil Nazi scientists did it 50 years ago

邪恶的纳粹科学家50年前就能了

How hard could it be

这能有多难啊

Can I help you

有什么事吗

Sorry to bother you ma'am FBI

女士抱歉打扰了我们是联邦调查局

We're looking for a Sheldon Lee Cooper

我们想找谢尔顿·李·库珀

George

乔治

I'm on the can

我在蹲坑呢

Now

现在

What These gentlemen are with the FBI

-怎么了 -这两位先生是联邦调查局的

They want to talk to Sheldon

他们想找谢尔顿谈话

What

什么

We Uh

我们...

Y You fellas must have made a mistake

你们肯定是哪里误会了

Sheldon's nine

谢尔顿才9岁

Well someone living at this address

某个住在这个地址的人

recently called a mining operation in Canada

近期曾试图打给加拿大的矿场

and tried to buy uranium

想要买铀

Okay maybe it's not a mistake

可能真的不是误会

It's ridiculous

这不可能啦

Let's just go talk to him

我们去问问他吧

He's just a little itty bitty thing

他就是个一个小小小不点而已

Really he's harmless

真的他人畜无害

Sorry

对不起

He's in the garage

他在车库里呢