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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

百万年以前

A fossil is formed

一个化石的形成

when an organism preserved in sediment

是当一个有机体被沉积物

undergoes physical compression over millions of years

通过物理压缩上百万年而保存下来

Less than one ten thousandth percent

只有少于十万分之一的

of living organisms will become fossils

有机体会变成化石

Isn't it amazing

是不是很厉害啊

that something so fragile can defy those odds

这么脆弱的物体可以在如此低的几率下存活

only to have this happen to it

只为了让自己能遭受如此待遇

I don't think you did that right

我觉得你没做对

All right everyone

好啦各位

we'll pick it up here tomorrow I If we're lucky

我们明天再继续如果我们运气好

we may find a fossil as old as lunch lady Phyllis

我们能找到跟食堂大妈菲利丝一样老的化石

You people don't know what's funny

你们这些小兔崽子不懂什么好笑

Cooper

库珀

Will you put these away for me

你能帮我把这个拿去放好吗

Sure

没问题

You better watch yourself

你招子给我放亮点

I will I I really will

我会我会的

'Cause you know what's gonna happen if you don't

你知道你不识相的话会发生什么事吧

Who was that

那是谁啊

No one

没谁

Why did he push you

他为什么推你

None of your business

不关你的事

But that was a clear violation of the student code of conduct

但他很明显违反了校规啊

We need to tell on him

我们得去告他状

We're not telling on anyone stay out of it

我们不去告谁状别多事

But the student code of conduct

但校规...

Drop it

别插手

So I did drop it

所以我没插手

for six whole minutes

整整6分钟

Excuse me sir

先生抱歉打扰了

When you're done urinating I'd like to ask you

当你小便完我想问问你

some questions about social dynamics intimidation

有关一些社交上的问题比如恐吓

threats et cetera

威胁之类的事情

Finish up no hurry

您慢尿不着急

What is your problem

你找我有啥事

Oh I don't have a problem

我没有什么事

You should probably wash your hands

你应该洗一下手

I just witnessed an altercation between you and Georgie Cooper

我刚才目睹了你与小乔治·库珀有些争执

Altercation

争执

A confrontation a tussle Anyway

对峙争斗总而言之

I'd just like to gather more information

我想要搜集一些资料

for sociological purposes

纯属社会学研究用途

Oh I heard about you you're that smart kid

我听说过你你是那个小天才

I'd like to be humble in this moment but yes that's me

我虽然很想谦虚一下但是的正是在下

Sheldon Cooper at your service

谢尔顿·库珀恭候大驾

So Georgie's your brother Correct

-所以小乔治是你哥哥 -是的

And you're trying to protect him

你是想来保护他吗

Incorrect I'm just curious what he did to incur your wrath

错了我只是好奇他是哪里引起了你的愤怒

Also kudos on the hand washing

另外你手洗得很干净很棒

Your brother's a punk

你哥就是个小瘪三

I'm not familiar with that terminology

我对这词不太熟悉

He tried to hit on my girlfriend

他想泡我女朋友

Interesting So he openly pursued your mate

有意思所以他公开追求你的伴侣

and to re assert dominance

而你为了维护主权

you threatened him with physical violence

你通过肢体暴力威慑他

Hell yeah I did

老子就是这意思

I understand that

我理解

I often intimidate people with my intelligence

我也常用智力来威慑别人

Well one of us scared him

我们其中一个人吓跑了他

All right

好了

Next Missy Cooper

下一位米希·库珀

Just a heads up this is my good side

我先提醒一下这面是我上相的那面

Okay

好吧

Do your parents know you're wearing that makeup

你的父母知道你化妆了吗

Oh yeah my mom knows

知道我妈妈知道

You sure Because typically it's not allowed

你确定吗因为正常来说是不允许的

If you don't believe me you can ask her

你要是不相信你可以去问她

Okay we're gonna give her a call

行我去给她打个电话

Really

不是吧

Good news I just spoke to Tommy Clarkson

好消息我刚跟汤米·克拉克森谈过了

What Are you crazy

什么你疯啦

Nope Mom had me tested

不疯妈带我去检查过了

And Tommy's actually nicer than you think

其实汤米人比你想象中好多了

I told you to stay out of it

我教你别插手了

True but what you didn't tell me

的确但你没跟我说过

was that you were overly chummy with his girlfriend

你对人家女朋友过分亲密

which is why he wants to kick your bottom

这导致了他想踹你的屁屁

I'm about to kick your bottom

我也马上要踹你的屁屁了

I don't think so

恕我不同意

H Hey Tommy

你好啊汤米

How you doing

你好吗

You got a problem with him you got a problem with me

你对他有意见就是对我有意见

And just to make his logic clear

我来理一下逻辑

you do have a problem with me

你的确对我有意见

Don't listen to my brother I don't have a problem with anybody

别听我弟弟说的话我对任何人都没意见

You need to apologize

你得道歉

I I'm very sorry

我很对不起

To him

对他道歉

I'm very sorry Sheldon

我很对不起谢尔顿

Later kid

再见啦小伙子

See He's nice

你看他人很好

What were you even thinking

你都在想什么呢

I was thinking I look hot

我想看起来漂亮

You know you're not allowed to wear makeup

你知道你不准化妆

That's why I didn't tell you

所以我没告诉你啊

And who gave it to you Heather B Heather M

谁给你的海瑟一号还是海瑟二号

Meemaw

姥姥

So your grandmother was okay with you looking like this

所以你姥姥同意你在学校照片上

in your school pictures

看起来是这副样子

If you don't believe me ask her

你要是不信我就去问她啊

Oh I'm going to

我绝对要问

Really

不是吧

These are the plaintiffs

他们是原告

Valerie and Anthony Sines

瓦莱丽与安东尼·锡尼什

Valerie claims she was sitting on the front steps

瓦莱丽表示她当时正与自己的猫斯坎皮

of her condo with her cat Scampi

坐在自己公寓的前廊

and that's when his dog went after Scampi injuring her

就是那时安东尼的狗冲上去弄伤了斯坎皮

What are you watching ‭Go away

-你在看什么 -你走开

Are you angry with me

你在生我气吗

I don't want to see your face right now

我现在不想看到你

Very well but I'd like to watch Professor Proton

没问题但我现在想看《质子教授》

Did you hear me Go away

你听到我说的话了吗走开

Well did you hear me

那你听到我说的话了吗

I'd like to watch Professor Proton

我想看《质子教授》

Too bad ‭ Interesting

-怪我咯 -有意思

I wonder how my new friend Tommy Clarkson

不知道我的新朋友汤米·克拉克森

would feel about this

对此事会有何看法

Well he's not here is he

他现在不在这里是吧

No he's not

他的确是不在

I guess I'll just have to call him

那看来我只能打个电话给他了

You're kidding

你不是吧

Are you ready to put on Professor Proton

准备好转到《质子教授》的台了吗

我不

Okay okay

行行行

Thank you

谢谢

I didn't hear a "You're welcome "

我没听到你说"不客气"

Shut up

闭嘴啦

We'll work on that

这方面以后再慢慢加强

It's time for science

科学的时刻到啦

‭Hello

你们好啊

Well don't you look like Madonna

看起来真像麦当娜啊

Thank you

谢谢

I was actually trying to look like you

我其实是在画成你

Thank you

谢谢

Why would you give her makeup without talking to me first

你为什么不先跟我说就给她化妆品

I didn't give her any makeup

我没给她化妆品啊

Well then one of you is lying

你们其中有一个人在说谎

She is She is

-是她 -是她

Time to come clean little lady

是时候说实话了小妞

I ain't taking the hit on this one

我才不要帮你挡这一枪

I took the makeup from Meemaw's bag

我从姥姥的手袋里拿的化妆品

Oh Missy you are in a world of trouble

米希你摊上事儿了

Calm down it's not that big a deal

冷静哪是什么大事

It is so a big deal

事儿可大了

She stole from you and then she lied about it

她偷你东西还撒谎

I know but come on she's only ten

我知道但拜托她才十岁

She's gonna do way stupider stuff when she's older

等她再大一点她会做更蠢的事情

Guaranteed

肯定会

I don't care

我才不管

She is my daughter and you will be punished

她是我女儿你一定会受惩罚

Sorry kid

抱歉啦孩子

I wish I was your daughter

真希望我是你的女儿

Is that so

是吗

Well guess what

那这样吧

You're sleeping here tonight

你今晚就在这过夜

because I don't feel like being around either one of you

因为我不想看到你们俩任何一个

Great

太好啦

Yeah great

对啊太好啦

Georgie be a lamb and get me a Yoo hoo

小乔治当个好人帮我拿个巧克力饮料

Get your own

自己拿

Hmm Are you sure you want to speak to me in that tone of voice

你确定你要用这种语气跟我说话吗

Sheldon I'm getting real tired of this

谢尔顿我快受够了

That's too bad I'm enjoying it quite a bit

那可惜了我还挺享受呢

Still waiting on that Yoo hoo

还在等我的饮料呢

You think you're so tough now

你现在觉得自己是狠角色了是吧

I swear one day I'm

我发誓有一天我一定要...

Hey What's going on

怎么回事

Sheldon's being a jerk

谢尔顿在耍贱

That true

是这样吗

All I did was ask for a Yoo hoo

我只请他帮我拿了瓶饮料

He's leaving out the part where he

他没说他还...

Forget it

算了

Great Done

很好那没事啦

Georgie at the risk of repeating myself

小乔治我不想再重复多说

And one from the back so it's cold

记得拿放后面的比较凉

So when exactly did you swipe my makeup

所以你是什么时候偷我的化妆品的

While you were at bowling league

你在打保龄球的时候

You don't have a key to this house

你没有我家的钥匙啊

How'd you get in

你怎么进来的

Can't tell you that

不能告诉你

I might need to do it again

我可能还要用这招

Unbelievable

难以置信

And for future reference go lighter on the blush

提醒你一下不要刷太多腮红

or you'll end up looking like Raggedy Ann

否则你会像破烂娃娃安

She got Raggedy Andy looking like that

她化成这样才吸引了破烂娃娃安迪

He's her brother ‭

他是她的兄弟

I've been playing with those dolls all wrong

那看来我一直玩错这些娃娃了

All right that'll do it

好的可以了

How old was Mom when you let her wear makeup

妈妈几岁时你允许她化妆

I don't know I didn't really have rules like that

我不知道我没有那方面的规矩

See How come you're so cool and she's such a dud

瞧为什么你这么酷而她是个老古板

Well I wouldn't call her a dud

我可不会说她古板

What would you call her

你会叫她什么

Point is she wasn't always like that

重点是她并不是一直这样

What was she like

她以前是什么样

When she was a teenager she was just wild

她还是少女时相当叛逆

Really ‭Oh yeah

-真的吗 -是的

She used to wait until I went to sleep

她总是等到我睡着了

and then she would sneak out

溜出家门

and get into trouble with her friends

和朋友一起闯祸

My mom ‭Your mom

-我妈 -你妈

And then she would climb up the tree

然后她会爬树

on the side of the house and sneak back in

溜回房间

Amazing

厉害

Is that how you're getting in

你是这样进来的吗

I will never tell you that

我永远不会告诉你

Everything okay

还好吗

I'm getting tired of being the bad guy around here

我已经厌倦了做坏人

You're not the bad guy

你不是坏人

Kids need boundaries

孩子们需要规矩

That is easy for you to say I am the only one doing it

你说起来容易只有我去执行规矩

and then everyone resents me for it

所以大家都讨厌我

Hey you're not the only one

不是只有你

Just today Georgie and Sheldon were fighting

今天小乔治和谢尔顿吵架

and I totally took care of it

我搞定了

Really What was going on

是吗出什么事了

They you know boy stuff

他们... 男孩的事

我

Don't worry I got your back

别担心有我挺你

Thank you That means a lot

谢谢你意义重大

Teamwork babe

团队合作亲爱的

Look right

看就在

here

这里

That's my mom

这是我妈吗

Yep the little queen of darkness

小小的黑暗女王

Is she smoking a cigarette

她在抽烟吗

Yep Probably stole it from me

对可能是偷我的

When did she stop being cool

她什么时候不再这么酷了

Well first of all smoking is not cool

首先抽烟并不酷

You do it ‭Yeah well next time

-你抽烟 -对下次

I'm hocking up some black goo out of my lung

我从肺里咳出黑色粘液时

I'll call you over and you can see how cool it is

我可以叫你来看看有多酷

Awesome It is not awesome

-厉害 -一点也不厉害

And as far as your mom I think things started

至于你妈妈她的转变

to turn around for her when she gave birth to you

是从生你时开始的

You mean me and Sheldon

你是说生我和谢尔顿

No I mean you

不我是说你

I mean Sheldon was born fine but you were a different story

谢尔顿出生时没事但你则不同了

Why

为什么

Okay

好吧

Well there was a point where the doctors didn't know

有那么一会儿医生不知道

if you were gonna make it

你能否活下来

And your mom got so scared and she made a promise to God

你妈非常害怕她对上帝发誓

that if you were okay that she would start reading the Bible

如果你没事她会开始读《圣经》

going to church

去教堂

you know that kind of stuff

反正就是那些事

So I'm the reason she's a dud

我是她成为老古板的原因

Your takeaway should be

你应该领悟的是

that you are the reason she's such a good mom which she is

你是她成为好妈妈的原因她的确是好妈妈

And the next time you hurt her feelings

你下次伤害她的感情时

which you will

而你一定会的

you might remember how much you mean to her

你最好记得你对她来说有多重要

Now I feel bad

现在我内疚了

Good

很好

News of my friendship with Tommy

我和汤米是朋友的消息

had apparently spread

显然已经传了

So much so the student body was finally

以至于全体学生终于

treating me with the respect I deserved

给了我我应得的尊重

even when Tommy wasn't around

哪怕汤米不在的时候

This must be how Carl Sagan felt

这肯定就是卡尔·萨根

知名天文学天体物理学科幻作家

walking through the halls of PBS

走过公共广播公司走廊的感觉

Like Superman in a phone booth

就像超人在电话亭变装一样

I was no stranger to undressing in my gym locker

我也总是在体育馆储物柜里更衣

But not today

但今天不是

Thanks to Tommy I was invincible

多亏了汤米我无人可敌

All right get your butts out to the gym

好了大家快去体育馆

Wind sprints in one minute

一分钟后冲刺跑

Come on Jason I'm gonna be late

拜托杰森我快迟到了

Poor baby

可怜的孩子

Excuse me

打扰一下

I'd like to ask you some questions

我想问你一些关于

about your use of intimidation to dominate others

你通过恐吓来支配他人的问题

Are you trying to get your ass kicked

你是想被揍吗

No I was just looking to open a spirited dialogue

不我只是想展开一段精彩的对话

And you might want to unhand me

而且你最好放开我

I'm friends with Tommy Clarkson

我是汤米·克拉克森的朋友

Is that so

是这样吗

Yes

是的

Hello Tommy

你好汤米

I have some unfortunate news

我有些不幸的消息

What's that ‭ I boasted to Jason Davies that you're my friend

-什么事 -我向杰森·戴维夸口你是我的朋友

and things took an unexpected turn

结果令人意外

You're scheduled to fight him at 3 00 P M on the basketball court

你被安排在下午3点和他在篮球场打架

I don't want to fight Jason Davies

我不想和杰森·戴维打架

I don't think you have a choice He was pretty adamant

我想你别无选择他语气挺坚定

Fine I'll deal with it

好我去解决

You do have the option of simply not showing up

你可以选择不去

That's not how fights work Sheldon

打架的规矩不是这样的谢尔顿

Why Do they take attendance

为什么要计考勤吗

What on Earth did you say to Missy

你对米希说了什么

Why What'd she do now Nothing

-怎么了她又做了什么 -没什么

she was an angel

她乖得像天使

I dropped her off at school

我送她上学

and she hugged me in front of her friends

她在朋友面前拥抱我

Really ‭And not just any friends

-是吗 -不只是普通朋友

Heather M Was there and that is a big deal

海瑟二号在场这可是大事

I just gave her a little life advice

我只是给了她一点人生建议

Like what

怎么说

Nothing just grandma stuff

没什么只是姥姥说的话

There you go again being the good guy

又来了你做好人

Mary you need to know

玛丽你要知道

you're doing a fantastic job with those kids

你把孩子们教育得很好

You really mean that

你是真心的吗

I really do ‭Thanks

-是的 -谢谢

I can't remember the last time someone said I was a good mom

我都不记得上次有人说我是好妈妈是什么时候了

It's not a job that gets a lot of compliments

做母亲不是会经常得到表扬的工作

Look at this my mother left me a note

看我妈给我留了字条

"You can do better Mom "

"你可以做得更好妈妈留"

Not "Love Mom " not "XO Mom "

不是"爱你的妈妈" 不是"拥抱亲亲妈妈"

just "Mom "

只有"妈妈"

While Tam prattled on about some family nonsense

丹说着关于家人的狗屁时

I couldn't help but think about Tommy

我忍不住想到汤米

at 3 00 pm he was going to engage in a schoolyard battle

下午3点他将参加一场校园战役

that was entirely my fault

这全是我的错

I had to find a way to intervene but how

我必须想办法调停但怎么做呢

Ooh a Nutter Butter

奶油饼干

Maybe she does love me

也许她真的爱我

Come on Jason Kick his ass

加油杰森揍死他

I didn't have the physical stature to assist Tommy in a brawl

我没有能够帮助汤米打架的身材

but I did have something far more lethal

但我有更致命的东西

my once in a generation brain

我那划时代的大脑

科学教室

Fight Fight Fight Fight

打打打打...

I didn't think you'd show up

没想到你敢来

Well I did

我来了

Let's do this

来吧

Stop

住手

You're not fighting Tommy you're fighting me

你不和汤米打你和我打

Oh boy

天啊

Unless you want to shake hands

除非你愿意握手

and we all laugh about this over a glass of milk

喝一杯牛奶大家一笑置之

I think I'd rather kick both your asses

我更愿意揍你们两个

I was afraid you'd say that

我就担心你这样说

Are you familiar with the story

你知道《圣经》中

of David and Goliath from the Bible

大卫和哥利亚的故事吗

Yeah

知道

That's too bad

太遗憾了

I had a nice speech prepared

我本来准备了精彩的演讲

I'll say it anyway

我还是说吧

You may have the size advantage

虽然你在体形上有优势

but like David and his sling

但和有投石器的大卫一样

I also possess an air based weapon

我也有空基武器

So I'll give you one more chance

所以我再给你一次机会

Are you willing to step down

你愿意离开吗

I'll tell you what

我跟你说

you take the first shot then it's my turn

你先射然后到我

Very well

好的

Three

三

two

二

one

一

Ow Son of a bitch

他娘的

I'm going to run

我要跑了

Conventional wisdom tells us

传统智慧告诉我们

that when one stands up to a bully

当有人起身对抗霸凌者时

the bully will inevitably back down and respect you for your courage

霸凌者必然退却并尊重你的勇气

My experience suggests otherwise

我的经历不是这样

Hello Hello

有人吗有人吗

When Jason finally caught me

当杰森最终抓到我时

he had the good sense not to commit assault and battery

他还算理智没有犯下暴力殴打罪

This did not however prevent him

但也没能阻止他

from imprisoning me in his locker

把我关在他的储物柜里

Anybody

有人吗

That was a very long night

那是漫长的一夜

It doesn't smell good in here

这里面好臭

Very long

非常漫长