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What are you doing

你在干嘛

I heard you could punch a hole in these

我听说可以打个洞

and make them double sided

就能让它变成双面的

Then it would have more storage

这样你就有双倍储存空间吗

Yes but I didn't pay for a double sided floppy disk

是啊可是我没付双面软盘的钱啊

那又如何

So it's an ethical dilemma

所以这是个道德难题啊

We have to take a shower in the locker room next period

我们下一节课得在更衣室洗澡

and that's what you're worried about

你现在居然有心情担心这个

Actually I have a bathing suit under my pants

我在裤子里穿好了泳裤

That girl just took a book on geostatistics

那女孩拿了一本地质统计学的书

Yeah so

那又如何

That's not required reading for any science course

那并不是任何科学课要求阅读的读物

Maybe she wants to squash a spider with it

或许她是想拿去拍死蜘蛛呢

No look she's reading it

不是你看她在读

Who is this mystery woman

这个神秘的女人是谁啊

Should we invite her to have lunch with us

我们应该邀请她来跟我们一起吃饭吗

I don't know So far it's just been you and me

不知道啊至今为止一直只有我俩

and we know that works

我们能确定合得来

Do we really want to mess with success

你真的想要冒合不来的风险吗

We could think of it as an experiment

你可以把这个当做是个实验

Oh you do know how to push my buttons

你还真是懂我的弱点啊

All right go ask her

好啦去问她

Why me

为什么是我去

Your lack of testosterone makes you adorable to women

你的睾酮缺乏令你在女性眼中很可爱

I can't argue with that

这我无从反驳

Hello

你好

Hello

你好啊

My name is Sheldon

我叫谢尔顿

Yeah you're Sheldon Cooper

我知道你叫谢尔顿·库珀

You know who I am

你认识我吗

Well there's only one nine year old in high school

整个高中只有一个9岁的人

and you still have your baby teeth

而你还有没换完的乳牙

She knows who I am It's going well

她认识我情况很顺利

What do you want

找我有什么事

Would you like to have lunch with me and my friend

你愿意跟我与我朋友一起共进午餐吗

Why

为什么

Why else

为什么不呢

So we can have a spirited conversation about geostatistics

这样我们才能热烈地聊地质统计学啊

You really are as smart as everybody says

你真的跟大家说的一样聪明啊

My teeth are small but my prefrontal cortex is enormous

我的牙齿虽小但我的前额皮质超巨大

The addition of Libby brought

随着莉比的加入

a level of sophistication to our lunchtime discussion

我们午餐期间的聊天深度也有所提升

Her mom also packed extra string cheese

她妈妈还为她多带了起司条

which is a well known social lubricant

这广为人知的社交润滑剂

You're gonna be a geologist

你以后要当地质学家

That's fascinating

太有意思了

Why'd you choose that

你为什么选这领域呢

When I was a little girl my grandparents took me

在我小时候我的爷爷奶奶带我去

to Carlsbad Caverns and I was hooked

卡尔斯巴德洞窟国家公园时迷上了

Exploring caves that is super cool

探索洞窟太酷了

Disagree Dark enclosed spaces are terrifying

我不同意黑暗又封闭的空间令我恐惧

I get scared putting on a sweatshirt

我头套进衣服时都会被吓到

Hmm ‭I've seen it

我看过那场面

Pretty entertaining

挺有娱乐效果

Do you know what you're going to major in in college

你想好上大学要选什么专业了吗

I'm leaning towards quantum chromodynamics but who knows

我倾向选量子色动力学但谁知道呢

A few years ago I would've said choo choo trains

要我几年前回答我会答玩具小火车

What about you

那你呢

Oh geology for sure

当然是地质学

Really

真的吗

When did you decide that

你什么时候决定的

A long time ago Eat your apple slices

很久以前啊吃你的苹果片

So we eat in the library every day

我们每天都在图书馆用餐

You're welcome to join us

欢迎你加入我们

It's much better than the cafeteria

比在食堂吃好多了

It's quiet and a lot less food gets thrown at us

又安静又不太会有人丢食物到我们身上

Yeah Maybe I'll see y'all tomorrow

好啊或许我明天再来找你们大伙儿

Right

好

Maybe y'all will

大伙儿有机会明天见

Bye Libby

莉比再见啦

"Y'all"

还"大伙儿"呢

I'm assimilating

我是在试图同化

Shut up

你闭嘴

So how was school today

今天学校如何啊

Sheldon's got a girlfriend

谢尔顿交了女朋友

What That's not true

-什么 -你乱说

Oh yes it is I seen him talking to her at school

是真的我看到他在学校跟那女孩说话了

Sheldon Lee Cooper you dog

谢尔顿·李·库珀你个小色胚

Is she cute

她可爱吗

Compared to what

跟什么东西比

What grade is she in

她读几年级

Eleventh

11年级

An older woman

还是比你大的御姐啊

Nice

赞啊

Most everybody's older than me

几乎所有人都比我大啊

Why is that nice

这有什么好赞的

So what do you think George

所以你觉得如何乔治

Is it time to have "The talk" with him

是时候跟他"聊聊"了吗

What talk

聊什么

No talk Nobody's talking

不聊没人要聊

If "The talk" Is in regards to human reproduction

如果"聊聊"是指有关人类繁衍的事情

I already understand how that works

我已经知道是怎么个流程了

How do you know that

你怎么会知道这些

I told him

我告诉他的

Oh Lord

我的老天啊

And so our little social circle

所以我们的小圈子

grew from two to three

从两个人变成了三个人

An early example of how people are just drawn to me

一个早期的我能吸引所有人到我身边的例子

Are you saying that without geology

你的意思是说如果没有地质学

there'd be no theory of evolution

世界上就不会有进化论吗

Charles Lyell taught Charles Darwin

地质学家查尔斯·莱尔教导达尔文

the Earth was much much older than anyone thought

地球比我们所有人认为的还要古老许多

which gave Darwin the courage to figure out

这给了达尔文勇气去发现

all species evolved over billions of years

所有的生物是在亿年多的时间里进化而来

That's good I can use that

这很不错我可以用这个点

to humiliate my pastor at Sunday school

去让我主日学校的牧师难堪

I don't know what's more beautiful

我不知道哪个比较美

your mind or your eyes

是你美丽的大脑还是双眸

Tam please

丹别这样

We're eating

我们在吃饭呢

You know spying on kids is creepy

你知道暗中监视小孩很变态吧

I wasn't spying on kids I was s spying on your brother

我不是在暗中监视小孩是在监视你弟弟

Why won't you just go inside

那你为什么不直接进去看

Well then it wouldn't be spying now would it

直接进去就不是暗中监视了吧

Oh what

你惊讶什么

You didn't mention she was black

你没说她是黑人啊

Was I supposed to

我应该提吗

No 'course not

不用当然不需要啊

Then why bring it up

那你说这个干嘛

It just wasn't what I was expecting

只是跟我预想中的不一样嘛

What were you expecting

那你本来预想中的是什么样的

It's a big school

这学校很大

Why are you right here

你为什么一定要在这里

They've got some books in there about Martin Luther King

图书管里有人权斗士马丁·路德·金的书

Maybe you should go read one

或许你该进去读一读

Morning

早安

So why did it take people so long

所以为什么人们花了那么久的时间

to believe in continental drift

才愿意相信大陆漂移说呢

when it's obvious that Africa and South America

很明显能看出非洲跟南美洲

fit together like a puzzle No they don't

-像拼图一样能吻合啊 -才没有呢

People didn't understand continental drift

人们不理解大陆漂移说

because they didn't understand seafloor spreading

是因为他们不懂海底扩张学说

What

怎么了

I'm both threatened

你的智慧

and delighted by your brain

令我受到威胁又为之折服

I'm just delighted by it

我只有为之折服

They do fit

还真能合上

That's nuts

这太神奇了吧

"Geologists lead a sedimentary lifestyle "

地质学家喜欢在生活中让自己"沉淀"下来

Libby that is a good one

莉比你这双关有意思

Can you believe what's going on with him

你敢相信他这个样子吗

I know

对啊

He's been on the phone with that girl for almost an hour

他都快跟那女孩聊了一个小时电话了

Sheldon's got a girlfriend

谢尔顿交了女朋友

What are the odds

谁能想到有这可能

She's not a girlfriend

那女孩才不是女朋友

it's more of a mental rapport

两个人只是精神交流

That's where it starts

一切都是这么开始的

I did win you over with my superior intellect

我就是用我超凡的智慧赢得你心

It was your motorcycle and you know it

明明是你的机车你自己清楚

Good thing it wasn't your masculine physique

幸好她不是被你的猛男体格所迷惑

because that is long gone

因为那早已一去不复返了

Why do you think I kept the motorcycle

不然你觉得我留着那机车的原因是什么

How come he gets to tie up the phone and I can't

为什么他可以煲电话粥而我不行

Because what is happening in there is called a miracle

因为发生在他身上的事叫神迹

and God fearing people do not get in the way of those

而敬畏神的信徒是不会去阻止神迹的

Hey Georgie

小乔治

if you ever find a girlfriend

如果哪天你能找到女朋友

maybe you can go on a double date with your brother

或许你能跟你弟弟他们四人约会啊

She's not his girlfriend

那女孩不是他女朋友

And I can find one

我也交得到啊

I'm just not looking

我只是没在找女朋友而已

Yes that was a geology joke

是啊那的确是地质学的笑话

We gotta get that Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue

或许我们应该在《体育画报泳装特辑》

away from him before he's ruined forever

毁了他人生之前先把它收走

Oh Libby Libby Libby

莉比莉比莉比啊

What is happening

到底发生什么了

What was happening was

当时所发生的事呢

like many men before me

也发生在许多男性身上

I was being seduced by the exotic world of geology

我被有着异域风情的地质学所迷惑了

We searched for tektites in a nearby ravine

我们在附近的山涧里寻找着玻陨石

Tektites are natural glass

玻陨石就是天然玻璃

formed during meteorite impacts

是在陨石撞击后形成的

They also bear a close resemblance to raccoon feces

它们也与浣熊粪便十分相似

so I wisely adopted a "No touching tektites" policy

所以我聪明地开始了"不碰玻陨石"政策

It's called perfect cleavage

这叫完全解理[完美乳沟]

when gypsum separates this cleanly

当石膏分离地如此干净时的称呼

I was so proud of Tam

我当时好为丹感到骄傲

for not making an immature cleavage joke

他没有开幼稚的乳沟玩笑

Look at me I'm touching cleavage

快看我我在摸乳沟

Until he made one

他说完那感觉就消失了

And like Mother Nature's pinata

而晶洞玉石就像是大自然的皮纳塔

通常在生日会上悬挂并让人击打到掉出奖品

皮纳塔是一种装满糖果或玩具的纸糊容器

geodes contained a secret surprise inside

它的里面也含有秘密的惊喜

But you didn't have to suffer

而且你不用忍受

through a birthday party to enjoy it

参加生日派对的痛苦就能享受惊喜

How's it going

怎么样了

Well I think I figured out the problem

我想我找出问题所在了

What is it

问题在哪

I'm a terrible mechanic

我对修机械一窍不通

What's up ‭ Well

-怎么啦 -这个嘛

Sheldon's been spending quite a bit of time

谢尔顿最近花了不少时间

with this Libby girl lately

跟那叫莉比的女孩混在一起

Yeah so

所以呢

So isn't he a little young

他还那么小

to be hanging with teenagers

交青少年的朋友真的好吗

Oh he's only young on the outside

他只是身体还小

Inside he's an old man

他心里就是个老头

I'm being serious

我是说认真的

So am I

我也是啊

And with that bowtie he's old on the outside too

再给他别上领结他外表也老了

Sorry I bothered

我不该来问你的

Hang on

等一下

What did you think was gonna happen

我们送他去念高中时

when we sent him to high school

你以为会怎么样

I don't know that he'd learn stuff

我不知道他会学习新知识

and then come back home and be my baby forever

然后回到家里永远当我的小宝贝

Mare it's good for him

玛丽这对他是好事

He may start college in a couple years what happens then

再过两年他也许就要上大学了到时怎么办

Off the top of my head he and I share a dorm room

我瞬间想到的答案是我跟他住一间宿舍

You know I'd laugh at that if I didn't kind of believe you

要不是觉得你真可能这么做这话还挺好笑的

What are you doing

你在干嘛

I need to use the bathroom but it can get uncivilized in there

我想上厕所但里面有时会不太文明

Anyone in there now

现在里面有人吗

I don't know I was afraid to find out

我不知道我害怕找出答案

男厕

Anybody in here

厕所有人吗

Go ahead

去吧

I'll stand guard

我守在外面

Where have you been all my life

我之前的人生你都跑哪儿去了

I don't think so

想都别想

I gotta pee

我要尿尿

That's your problem Keep moving

那是你的问题一边儿去

Thank you ‭Happy to help

-谢谢你 -不客气

Is there any chance you'd be available to stand guard at 1 45

1点45分时你能来站岗吗

You have a bathroom schedule

你还有上厕所的时间表吗

You don't

你没有吗

See you later

回见

Whoever said the quickest way to a man's heart

那些说抓住一个男人

is through his stomach

要先抓住他的胃的人

did not consider his tiny bladder

没考虑过自己的小膀胱

I think the best space shuttle name so far is Discovery

我觉得至今取得最好的航天飞机名是"探索号"

What about Challenger

那"挑战者号"呢

Too in your face Atlantis

-太咄咄逼人 -"亚特兰蒂斯号"呢

A fictional island that couldn't stay afloat

一个浮不起来的虚构岛屿

I don't think so

烂得很彻底

There's the Enterprise ‭There is

-还有"企业号"啊 -是没错

and it's on Star Trek where it belongs

《星际迷航》里也有这艘飞船那才是它的家

You know they're playing a space shuttle movie

你知道吗自然科学博物馆

at the Museum of Natural Science

正在放一部航天飞机电影

It's in IMAX I heard about that

-还是巨幕电影呢 -我也听说了

The screen is supposed to be huge

屏幕好像会超级大

‭They also have a great geology exhibit

那里还在举办地质学展览

Well it's in Houston

可是博物馆在休斯顿

how are we gonna get there I'll drive

-我们该怎么去呢 -我来开车

Oh I would love to see a movie with you

我很想跟你一起看电影

Don't you need to ask your parents first

你不用先征得你父母同意吗

No Sheldon I don't But won't they worry where you are

-不用谢尔顿 -但他们不会担心你在哪儿吗

They'll be fine

他们不会担心的

Count me in

我加入

Glad you're not my son

真庆幸你不是我儿子

And now he wants to see a movie in Houston with them

现在他想跟他们去休斯顿看电影

Why Houston

为什么要去休斯顿

I don't know it's in MixMax or something

我不知道那边有"锯木"技术之类的

So you're saying I got to drive to Houston

你意思是我得开车去休斯顿吗

No This girl Libby's gonna drive

不那姑娘莉比开车

Great

太好了

It's not great George

一点都不好乔治

I don't want my little boy in some car

我可不希望我儿子坐上

with a teenager behind the wheel

由青少年驾驶的车

All high school kids drive

所有高中生都开车

Yeah Well I don't like it

是吗反正我不喜欢

Would you let me get in a car

我小的时候

with a stranger when I was young

你会让我坐陌生人的车吗

Well nobody ever asked you out so it didn't really matter

没人约过你出去所以没什么所谓

Hey I want to talk to you

我想跟你聊聊

Hold on Let me bring this into the station

等等我先把火车停入车站

so as not to disappoint my commuters

才不会让通勤乘客们失望

They'd like to get home to their families

他们想回到家人身边

I gave it a lot of thought and I'm afraid I can't allow you

我考虑了很久恐怕我不能允许你

to drive to Houston with your friends

跟朋友开车去休斯顿

Why

为什么

Well honey you're still a little boy

亲爱的你还是个小孩子

I don't think it's right

我觉得这样不对

I'm not a little boy I'm a high school student

我不是小孩子了我是高中生了

I'm sorry I made up my mind

对不起但我心意已决

If you'd really like to see this movie

如果你真的很想看这部电影

I'm willing to drive you

我愿意开车载你去

Maybe we could meet your friends there

或许我们可以和你朋友在那会合

I don't want my mommy to take me

我不想要我妈咪带我去

Well then you're not going

那你就别想去了

Anger is an ugly emotion

愤怒是一种丑陋的情绪

Unbridled rage even more so

狂怒更是如此

And when it bubbled up inside me

当我内心充满怒火时

I channeled it the only way I knew how

我用唯一懂得的方式来转化这种情绪

I cleaned the house like a man possessed

我仿佛着了魔一样给房子彻底大扫除

I can't hear Oprah

我听不见奥普拉说话了

I don't care

关我鸟事

Sheldon I need to get in there

谢尔顿我得进去

Poop at Meemaw's

去姥姥家上大号吧

You missed a spot weirdo

你漏了这里没擦怪胎

I see it

我看到了

What am I supposed to do with this

他这副样子我该这么办

Send him over to my house before he runs out of gas

在他的精力用光前赶紧送去我家

All right I'll make a deal with you

好吧我们谈笔交易

I'm listening

我在听

You can go to Houston with your friends

你可以跟朋友们去休斯顿

but I want to meet this girl first

但我想先见见这个女孩

That's very reasonable

合乎情理

Thank you

谢谢你

You're welcome

不客气

Now can you please reach the dryer sheets

你能把烘干纸拿下来吗

I get vertigo on the step stool

我站上梯凳会头晕

I've often been accused

我常被人形容

of being stubborn and willful

顽固不化恣意妄为

but sometimes it works like gangbusters

但有时这招很有用

Please come in

请进

Have a seat

请坐

You have a beautiful home

你家很漂亮

Thank you ‭Thank you

-谢谢 -谢谢

I hope you'll forgive me I just wanted to meet

希望你能原谅我我就想见见

the person driving my nine year old son to Houston

开车载我9岁儿子去休斯顿的人

I understand

我能理解

Me too

我也是

I wasn't talking to you Tam

我没跟你说话丹

And I just wanted to make certain

还有我想确定一下

that you've had no traffic tickets

你没被开过罚单

or heaven forbid accidents

更重要的是没出过意外

No ma'am I'm a very safe driver

没有女士我开车很小心

You've got nothing to worry about ‭ Good

-你完全不必担心 -很好

Good Have you made this trip before

很好你以前开车去过休斯顿吗

A few times yes

开过几次

Mm hmm You smoke marijuana

你吸大麻吗

Mom ‭No ma'am

-妈妈 -不吸女士

Just say no

勇敢说不[反大麻口号]

Well

好吧

I find this very reassuring

这让我很放心

I have to admit

我得承认

I had some trepidation but

我本来有些担忧但是

having met you I'm feeling a lot better

见过你之后我感觉好多了

Good You've got nothing to worry about Mrs Cooper

那就好你没什么可担心的库珀太太

I've been babysitting kids for years

我有多年看顾小孩的经验

Babysitting babysitting

看顾小孩看顾小孩

Babysitting

看顾小孩

Babysitting babysitting

看顾小孩看顾小孩

I've been babysitting kids for years

我有多年看顾小孩的经验

Excuse me

不好意思

I don't feel well

我不太舒服

They'll have to go without me

他们自己去吧我不去了

Shelly you okay

谢利你没事吧

有事

You want to talk about it

你想谈谈吗

不想

You want me to leave you alone

想一个人待会吗

不想

I thought Libby and I were equals

我本来以为和莉比是平辈相交

but she thinks of me as a child

谁知道她将我视为小孩子

I'm sorry baby

很遗憾宝贝

Calling me that isn't helping right now

现在这样叫我是雪上加霜

Right Sorry

也是对不起

She is almost twice your age

她的年纪几乎是你的两倍

There are people five times my age

有些人年纪比我大五倍

that are stupider than me

还是比我蠢啊

This is not about being smart

这跟聪明没关系

What else is there ‭Well

-那还跟什么有关系 -这个嘛

there's other kinds of maturity

人有其它方面的成熟

What's up

怎么了

None of your business

不关你的事

Why is he crying

他为什么哭了

Again it's none of your business

再说一遍不关你的事

Please go

请你离开

Fine Celeste and I know when we aren't wanted

好吧塞莱斯特和我都很上道

Where were we

我们刚说到哪儿了

Different kinds of maturity

各种各样的成熟

That's right

没错

There's emotional maturity physical maturity

有情感上的成熟身体上的成熟

all things that have nothing to do with being smart

很多都跟聪明与否无关

Are you suggesting I'm not emotionally mature

你是在说我在情感上不成熟吗

I was hinting at it

我只是暗示这一点

Regardless I'm not interested in making any more friends

不管怎样我都不想再交朋友了

Oh I don't think that's how you really feel

我想那不是你真实的想法

It is

就是的

From now on it's a hermit's life for me

从今以后我要过上隐士般的生活

I bet when you grow up you will be surrounded

我很肯定你长大后

by lots of smart wonderful friends

会交到很多聪明优秀的朋友

I can't see that happening

我觉得那是不可能的

Well

反正

the Lord works in mysterious ways

主自有他的安排

And here we go with the God talk

你又要搬出神的那一套了

Hey

你好

Hey

你好

How was the IMAX movie

巨幕电影看得怎么样了

Well

这个嘛

Okay status Find them

好的状态找到他们了吗

Go Guidance

去吧指引...

What are you doing

你在干什么

What do you think I'm doing

你觉得我在干什么

Move your arm before I rip it off

把爪子收回去否则我把它拧断

It got a little uncomfortable

气氛变得有些尴尬

Why is that

为什么

Libby's got feelings for me

莉比对我有意思

but I think it's better we just stay friends

但我觉得保持朋友关系比较好

I've been giving geology some more thought

最近我又思考了一下地质学

Yeah and

结果呢

I've decided it's not really a science

我决定了那不是真正的科学

It's not No it's more like a hobby

-不是吗 -不是比较像是爱好

Rock collecting

收集石头

Childish really

挺幼稚的

I can see that

我懂你意思

As you can see

如你们所见

sometimes a person can be both incredibly intelligent

有时一个绝顶聪明的人

and full of baloney

也会满口胡言