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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I thought you didn't like taking the Lord's name in vain

我还以为你不喜欢乱喊"神啊"

Oh shut up

你闭嘴啦

It's been a while huh

好一阵子没"做"了吧

Don't blame me

不能怪我

You're the one who had a heart attack

犯心脏病的人是你又不是我

Mm the doctor did say I needed to get more exercise

医生的确有说让我多运动

I think he meant walks around the block

他的意思是让你多走走吧

No he winked at me

没他对我使了眼色

and did this little rotation with his hips like

然后下半身这么扭动了几下...

Hey we got any plans this weekend

我们这周末有任何安排吗

I thought maybe we could get started on the vegetable garden

我想我们能开始弄个小菜园

and then of course church on Sunday

然后周日要上教堂嘛

Yeah that does sound fun

听起来可有趣了

but what if instead I was to go up to Bethy Creek

但你觉得我带着小乔治

with Georgie and do some fishing

去克罗斯溪怎么样

How long you been waiting to spring that on me

这话你打算拖到什么时候才跟我说

Well not till I was done rotating my hips

当然是要等到我"扭动"完屁股啊

You're awful

你坏死了

So what do you say

所以怎么样

What about Sheldon

那谢尔顿呢

What about him

他怎么样

George

乔治

You can't always leave him out

你不能总不带他啊

I'm not leaving him out

我没有不带他啊

You know how he is about fishing

你也知道他对钓鱼的态度

Get it away get it away

弄走它弄走它

Calm down it's an itty bitty thing

冷静它就是个小东西而已

No I'm an itty bitty thing

不我才是小东西好吗

Who says you have to take him fishing

谁说你一定得带他去钓鱼

Find something else to do with him

找别的事跟他做嘛

Something he'd like

他会喜欢的事

What are we gonna do Spend the weekend sitting around thinking

那我们能干嘛整个周末坐在那里沉思吗

George

乔治

You have to make an effort

你得做出努力啊

Young boys who don't spend time with their daddies

不跟自己父亲花时间共处的小男孩

grow up to be oddballs

长大后会变成怪胎

Honey I hate to tell you but that ball is already pretty odd

亲爱的我不想戳破现实但这胎已经很怪了

Please

求求你嘛

Okay fine

好啦好啦

I'll talk to him We'll think of something

我再去跟他谈谈想个事情做

Good

那就好

Thank you

谢谢你

What

笑什么呢

I was just remembering when I took him camping

我只是想起来以前带他去露营

Moth Moth

有蛾子蛾子

Sheldon it's just a butterfly

谢尔顿只是只蝴蝶而已

How is that any better

这就有比较好吗

Butterfly butterfly

蝴蝶蝴蝶

Hey pal

小兄弟

Playing with your rockets

在玩你的火箭吗

I'm trying to calculate ballistic coefficients

我是在计算弹道系数

Well that's fun too

这也很有趣

Listen I don't have to work this weekend

是这样的我这周末不用工作

I was wondering if you wanted to do something together

我在想你有没有兴趣一起做点什么

Like what

比如呢

Whatever you want

你想做什么都行

Well the filter on my air purifier needs to be changed

我的空气净化机需要换滤网了

How about a trip to Sears

一起去一趟百货公司怎么样

Yeah I was thinking along the lines of something a little more active

我想的是那种活动性更强的事情

Like last year

比如去年

we went fishing

我们去钓鱼

Mom Dad's trying to make me go fishing

妈爸爸又想叫我去钓鱼

No no it's okay

没没有没那回事

We're not going fishing

我们没有要去钓鱼

All right good

好的那就好

But seriously

不过说真的

was fishing really that bad

钓鱼真的有那么糟吗

Mom Dad's trying to convince me

妈爸又在想说服我

that fishing wasn't that bad

钓鱼没那么糟糕

Shh Come on

别这样

Forget I said anything about fishing

忘了我说的跟钓鱼有关的话

Just think about it

你就想一想

and we'll do whatever you want

我们就做你有兴趣的事情

Thank you

谢谢

There is the launching of the space shuttle this weekend

这周末有个航天飞机要发射

Space shuttle

航天飞机

Don't they do those out of Florida

它们不都是在佛罗里达发射的吗

Yes Cape Canaveral

是啊在卡纳维拉尔角

Sheldon that's that's like a 12 15 hour drive

谢尔顿去得开车12到15小时呢

I understand Never mind

我懂了没关系

You know what Let's do it

这样吧我们去吧

It'll be fun

会很有意思的

The three Cooper boys on a little adventure

三个库珀家男儿的冒险

Sound good

不错吧

Sounds good

不错

My plan was coming together

我的计划终于要实现了

I just needed to get on the shuttle

我只需要登上航天飞机

so I could finally escape this ridiculous planet

我就可以逃离这个可笑的星球了

Spoiler alert I'm still here

剧透一下我还在这星球

So Sheldon me and Georgie

谢尔顿小乔治与我

are gonna take a little road trip this weekend

这周末要来一趟公路旅行

see the shuttle launch

去看航天飞机升空

Looks like I don't get a vote in this

看来我没有什么话语权

Oh good you're catching on

很好你很上道

I wonder if we'll get to meet an astronaut

不知道能不能见到宇航员

I remember when I was a teenager

我记得我还是少女那会儿

I had the biggest crush on John Glenn

当年超迷恋宇航员小约翰·格伦

I would've given it up for him no problem

我当时愿意把"那个"都给她

Mom Given what up

-妈 -给他什么

Her allowance Just eat

她的零用钱吃你的饭

So how long are you gonna be gone

你们要去多久

Oh we'll leave first thing Saturday morning

我们星期六一大早就出发

stay the night in a motel

在汽车旅馆住一晚

and see the launch bright and early on Sunday

然后周日一大早就看升空

I can't believe we're going to see

真不敢相信我们要去看

an actual working spacecraft

一个货真价实的航天器

Look how happy he is

看看他多开心

Good job

你真棒

How come I don't get to go

为什么我不能去

'Cause you me and Meemaw are gonna have our own fun

因为你我姥姥三个人要一起玩

Could we shoot guns at the gun range

我们能去靶场射击吗

Mm you're too young to go to the gun range

你还太小不能去靶场

Meemaw took me

姥姥就带我去过

We pinky swore What are you doing

我们拉勾说好不泄密你在干嘛

Oh yeah

忘了

Don't listen to me

别听我说的

I don't know what I'm saying

小孩子爱胡言乱语

I know you like to just keep driving

我知道你喜欢一直开

and get where you're going but you can't ignore

直接开到目的地但是你不能不管

his bathroom schedule I know

-谢尔顿的如厕时间表 -我知道

He goes number one first thing in the morning

他早上第一件事就是要上小号

then again in the afternoon once more in the late afternoon

下午再一次傍晚在一次

say 4 00 4 30 depending on his juice intake

大概4点4点半看他喝了多少果汁

and then a quick piddle before bedtime

然后睡前再一小泡

"Piddle " Got it

"一小泡" 懂了

Now number two's a little trickier

但大号就比较复杂了

Mary Relax I can take care of my son

玛丽放轻松我能照顾好我儿子

I know

我知道

Good

那就好

I'm just saying

我只是想说

if he's upset or nervous

如果他不开心或紧张

he can get all clogged up

他就会大不出来

I won't let that happen

我不会让这事发生的

Thank you

谢谢

Okay let's talk about food

好的接下来来说食物

No need to

不需要

He likes his meat cooked to at least 165 degrees

他喜欢肉至少要煮到74度以上

except for chicken which is 180

除了鸡肉鸡肉得82度

The different foods can't touch each other on the plate

盘子里的食物必须分开放

Ketchup and mustard must come out of a packet

只吃袋装的番茄酱与芥末酱

No bottles

瓶装的不吃

What about his issues with spaghetti

那他对意大利面的问题呢

That's a trick question

这是陷阱题

He likes spaghetti

他喜欢吃意大利面

All right I guess you got this

好吧我想你能搞定

Georgie

小乔治

Up and at 'em

起床啦

Missy where's your brother

米希你的弟弟呢

Who cares

谁管他啊

Sheldon you in there

谢尔顿你在里面吗

Dad

爸爸

Sorry Georgie

抱歉小乔治

What's going on

怎么了

I can't find Sheldon

我找不到谢尔顿

What do you mean you can't find him

你说找不到他是什么意思

I mean I don't know where he is

就是说不知道他上哪去了

Well he's got to be somewhere

他肯定在家里哪里吧

Maybe he got that time machine to work

或许他的时光机终于能用了

Where the hell

到底上哪去了

George

乔治

I think he's ready to go

看来他已经准备好出发了

Wait Georgie Where's your bag Don't need one

-等等小乔治你的行李包呢 -不需要啊

Got my toothbrush right here

我的牙刷在这里呢

What about clothes

换洗衣物呢

A change of underwear

换洗的内裤呢

Got it

带了

Georgie you're gonna be gone for two days

小乔治你要出门两天呢

I'll turn them inside out

我可以反过来穿啊

Shotgun No no

-我要前座 -不不

Let your brother sit up front for a change

偶尔换你弟弟坐一次前座

I actually prefer sitting in the back

我其实比较想坐后座

It's safer

比较安全

Oh come on sit up front with your daddy

来嘛去前座陪你爸爸

He doesn't get to spend enough time with you

他都不够时间跟你相处

I called shotgun

我先喊了要前座

George

乔治

We'll flip a coin

我们掷硬币决定

All right Georgie call it

好了吧小乔治选边

Heads

人头

Tails

是字

Dang it Sheldon you won

-可恶 -谢尔顿你赢了

You get to ride up front

你坐前座

Can't we do two out of three

不能三战两胜吗

You won Get in the car

你赢了上车

What's the point in calling shotgun

这年头先喊坐前座没意义了吗

You're a good dad

你是个好爸爸

If I don't kill one of them before Sunday I'm a good dad

等他俩都活过周日再叫我好爸爸吧

Have fun

玩得愉快

Love you guys

爱你们

Bye Drive safe

再见啦小心开车

Oh this was a good idea this was a good idea

这是个好主意这真是个好主意

this was a good idea

是个好主意

This was a good idea

这是个好主意

Isn't this exciting

是不是很兴奋啊

It's just us girls no boys in the house

只有我们三个姑娘家里没有臭男生

The place already smells better

感觉家里已经香了一点呢

So what are we gonna do

我们要一起做什么呢

How would you like

你有没有兴趣

to go to the beauty salon and get all done up

去美容院来个全套美容

Can I have orange hair like Cyndi Lauper

我能像女星辛蒂·罗波一样染橙发吗

I don't think so

门都没有

Meemaw has friends with blue hair

姥姥就有蓝头发的朋友

She's right

的确是啊

I haven't gone there yet

我还没到那一步

but after a certain age it's mandatory

但过了某个年龄不染不行啊

Your hair's not changing color

你别想给头发染色

Sorry kiddo

抱歉啦孩子

Your mom is no fun

你妈最无聊了

Excuse me I'm fun

不好意思我很有趣好吗

So I can color my hair

那我可以染头发吗

Not a chance

想都别想

But I'm very much fun

但我可有趣了

Whatever you need to believe

你想自欺就随你吧

Mein Fuhrer

希特勒元首

Dad

爸爸

Yeah

什么事

Would you like to have a conversation

你有兴趣进行一场对话吗

Yeah Sure Absolutely

好啊当然啦

All right what would you like to talk about

好的你想聊什么

Um well let's see

我想想

Uh have you given much thought to what you want to be

你有没有想过长大以后

when you grow up

要干哪一行

I have

想过

Great

很好

And what would that be

所以是什么呢

Oh Most likely a scientist

很可能是科学家

Unless I stay in Texas then I'm thinking cattle baron

除非我留在德州那可能是当养牛大亨

Cattle baron

养牛大亨吗

Assuming I don't have to touch the cows

前提是我不需要碰到牛

Goes without saying

这还用说

Did you always want to be a football coach

你从小就想成为橄榄球教练吗

Well I always wanted to play

我一直想打橄榄球

At least till I got hurt

至少在我受伤前都是

Were you a good player

你打得好吗

Eh not really

不怎么样

I was just bigger than the other kids

我只是比其他孩子块头大

So you compensated for mediocrity by being large

所以你的大块头弥补了你的平庸

I guess

我想是吧

That works for cattle as well

这在牛身上也同样适用

Oh well thanks for pointing that out

谢谢你指出这点

You're welcome

不客气

You might want to open a window

你们最好打开窗户

Oh boy

要死了

My head is so hot

我的头好热

She is such a hoot

她真有意思

You okay Fine

-你还好吧 -没事

Okay don't tell me

那好吧别告诉我了

So hot

超热

I don't like you making me out to be the bad guy

我不喜欢你把我塑造成坏人

just 'cause I won't let my daughter do whatever she wants

就因为我不让我女儿随心所欲

I gave you a lot of freedom

我以前也给了你很多自由

you turned out okay

你现在不也挺好

You didn't give me freedom

你才没有给我自由

You were never around

你总是不在家

Is that so

是吗

I guarantee I made supper for Charlene and Edward

我保证我给莎琳和爱德华做的晚饭

more times than you ever did

比你做的还多

I basically raised 'em

基本上是我养大了他们

You think I was out dancing

你以为我在外面跳舞享乐吗

I was out working two jobs so your daddy could

我是在外面打两份工

lose all our money on that damn chain of Fotomats

结果你爸经营快照小铺把所有钱都赔了个精光

通常开在郊区超市停车场或商业区

美国连锁小店提供冲晒照片服务

It wasn't Daddy's fault that those little things blew over

那个小摊子每次来台风就被吹倒

every time there was a storm

又不是爸的错

Seriously I'm melting

说真的我快融化了

Dead armadillo

死犰狳

That's three for me

我得三分

This is a terrible driving game

这个开车游戏烂透了

Is it roadkill if it's still twitchin'

如果它还在抽搐能算路毙动物吗

Huh both alive and dead just like Schrodinger's cat

既死又活就像薛定谔的猫

I didn't know he had a cat

我都不知道他有养猫

You've heard of Schrodinger

你听说过薛定谔吗

Sure It's the kid from Charlie Brown

当然了就是《查理·布朗》里

who plays the piano

弹钢琴的那个小孩

和查理布朗与露茜同为《花生漫画》里的角色

其实是叫史洛德

Lucy's got a crush on him

露茜暗恋他

Schrodinger's cat is a thought experiment

薛定谔的猫是项思想实验

A cat in a box is exposed to poison

一只猫被关在盒子里接触放射性物质

and is both alive and dead until it is observed

在盒子打开前猫的状态是既生又死

So the cat's name is Schrodinger

那只猫名叫薛定谔吗

不是

Well what's its name

那它叫什么

Its name doesn't matter

它的名字不重要

It does if the cat was dead

如果猫死了就重要了

Otherwise what are you gonna put on his tombstone

不然它的墓碑上要刻什么名字

Not likely the cat's getting a tombstone

这猫估计也不会有墓碑

It would in a pet cemetery

要是葬在宠物墓地里就会有的

Fine the cat's name is Mittens

好吧猫的名字叫白手套

Because he has little white feet

因为它有奶白色的小爪子吗

Sure

是啊

So in this thought experiment

那在这项思想实验里

do you think Mittens is dead or alive

你认为小奶猫是生是死呢

There's no way of saying until you open the box

在打开盒子前无法确定

Oh come on

别卖关子嘛

Optimistically I would choose to believe he's alive

乐观来说我选择相信它还活着

Yes

好棒

Oh thank goodness

谢天谢地

Oh dead crow

死乌鸦

There ain't no doubt about that one

这只毫无疑问是死透了

郊区汽车旅馆

The toilet was sanitized for my protection

这里的马桶为了我的安全已经消毒过了

I love this place

我超爱这地方

Dad can we go to Reptile World

爸爸我们能去爬虫世界玩吗

不行

They a got snake so big it can eat a whole chicken

那里有超大条的蛇能一口吞掉整只鸡

Oh well in that case no

这样的话不行

Aw Let's get some sleep

-讨厌 -我们睡觉吧

We got to get up early if we're gonna get to Cape Canaveral

我们明天得早起才能赶到卡纳维拉尔角

in time for liftoff

看航天飞机起飞

I'm so excited I don't know if I can

我太兴奋了不知道能不能睡着

Well buddy you're gonna have to try all right

小家伙你得努力试试好吗

You two share that bed I'll take this one

你俩一起睡那张床我睡这张

No Nuh uh

-不行 -没门

Come on fellas I'm the biggest

别这样小伙子们我块头最大

It makes sense that I get a bed to myself

我自己睡一张床才合理

No Nuh uh

-不行 -没门

We'll flip for it Georgie call it

那我们掷硬币决定小乔治选边

Heads

人头

Not your day

你今天不走运啊

Dang it

可恶

That looked like heads Go brush your teeth

-那看起来是人头啊 -去刷你的牙

This really works

这样真的有用吗

Your hair will look just as pretty tomorrow

你的头发到明天还会是一样美美的

Now come on let's tuck you in

睡吧我给你盖被子

I'm glad I don't have orange hair

我很庆幸我没染橘色头发

Me too baby

我也是宝贝

I want to be more like Madonna

我想像麦当娜一样

Are you trying to kill me

你想气死我吗

'Cause if you are good job

如果是那你快成功了

Why is she only like a virgin

她为什么只像处女啊

麦当娜知名歌曲《宛如处女/Like a Virgin》

Good night

晚安

You ready to finish our conversation

你准备好继续跟我谈了吗

There's nothing to finish

没什么好谈的

I raised myself like a jungle child

我把自己抚养成人就像森林泰山一样

End of story

说完了

Oh stop being so dramatic

别那么夸张好吗

You think I didn't feel bad

你以为我不难受吗

not being around more than I wanted to be

我也想多陪在你们身边啊

Did you

你真难受吗

A little bit

有一点吧

I'm teasing come on Of course I did

我在逗你呢我当然难受了

Why else would I have begged you and George

不然我干嘛求你和乔治

to move back to Medford

搬回梅德福

So you could be with your grandchildren

你是为了和外孙们待在一起

And you

还有你

Really Yeah

-真的吗 -是啊

You're the only one of my children still talking to me

我的孩子里就只有你还肯跟我说话了

No surprise there

真是毫不意外

Besides you raised yourself better than I ever could

再说了你把自己养得比我养得还好

You actually believe that

你真这么想吗

No but it would help my cause if you did

不但要是你相信了就能原谅我了

Your hair looks pretty

你头发看起来很美

Enough

够了

Dad

爸爸

Dad

爸爸

Dad

爸爸

Dad

爸爸

What

干什么

Georgie keeps kicking me

乔治一直踢我

Kick him back

踢回去

I'd rather not touch him

我不想碰到他

You want to sleep with me

你想和我一起睡吗

Yes thank you

想谢谢

Yeah

好了

Got enough room

位置够吗

Yes

够了

You throw off a lot of heat

你散发出好多热气啊

Sorry

抱歉

That's all right It's kind of nice

没事挺舒服的

Do they launch those shuttles in the rain

下雨了他们还发射航天飞机吗

I think a light rain's okay

小雨应该没问题

Oh no

糟了

It'll pass

会雨过天晴的

Just get some sleep

先睡觉吧

It didn't pass

雨没过天未晴

Sheldon I'm real sorry

谢尔顿我也很遗憾

Can I tell you a secret

我跟你说个秘密好吗

I never understood how lightning works

我一直不知道闪电是如何产生的

Didn't they teach you that in high school

你的高中没教过吗

They probably did

应该有吧

but I got hit in the head a lot playing football

但我那时打橄榄球头整天撞来撞去

Would you explain it to me

你能解释给我听吗

Well when positive and negative charges grow large enough

当正负电荷积累得够多

a giant spark occurs in the cloud

云内就会产生巨大的闪光

Ah that that's pretty cool What causes the thunder

听起来挺酷啊那打雷是怎么回事

It's a shock wave from particles heated to 10 000 degrees

是粒子被加热到5500摄氏度时产生的冲击波

Interesting

真有趣

You want to know what's really interesting

你想知道什么才真的有趣吗

Aristotle thought that the sound of thunder

亚里士多德认为打雷的响声

was due to a collision between two clouds

是由两朵云碰撞产生的

He believed the clouds were expelling air

他认为云朵在排出空气

in the way a log on a fire crackles

类似火堆上的木头发出噼啪声

I didn't realize until years later

直到很多年后我才意识到

that my father was only asking questions

我爸爸问我关于闪电和打雷的问题

about lightning and thunder to cheer me up

只是为了让我振作起来

In fact he would often pretend to be dumb

其实呢他经常装傻扮蠢

just to make me feel better

就为了让我好过些

Looks like rain

看起来下雨了

My brother on the other hand

而我哥哥

didn't have to pretend

他不用装是真的蠢

Okay on the count of three we run to the car

好了数到三我们就跑到车那里去

Ready One two Wait

-准备好了吗一二 -等等

I want shotgun going back

回家路上我想坐副驾

Fine you get shotgun Okay here we go

好吧你坐副驾准备冲了

One two I still think

-一二 -我觉得

we should wait till the rain slows down

还是应该等雨小点再走

No we got to get home

不行我们得回家

I got work tomorrow you guys got school

我明天要上班你们要上学

You do realize I'll get wet

你知道我会被淋湿的吧

It's just water Sheldon

只是水而已谢尔顿

All right Just making sure you realize

好吧就是确认一下你知道

All right here we go Ready

好了要冲了预备

One two three

一二三

Buddy I thought we had a plan

小兄弟我们不是计划好了吗

You had a plan

是你计划好了

I never did get to see a launch in person

我从没能亲眼看到航天器升空

but that was the best trip I ever had

但那是我最快乐的一趟旅程

I wish I had told my father while he was alive

真希望我能在他活着的时候把这话告诉他