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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Classical physics can predict a lot about the world

物理学可以预测世界上的诸多事物

For example it can tell us what happens

举个例子它可以告诉我们

when one pool ball knocks into another

当一颗台球撞到另一颗会发生什么事

But when multiple balls careen in different directions

但当多颗球同时朝着不同方向滚动时

we've entered the wild and woolly world of nonlinear dynamics

我们就进入了疯狂的非线性动力学领域

And you don't need me to tell you

你并不需要我告诉你就知道

that it's impossible to predict what will happen next

要预测接下来的发展是不可能的

Actually based on the state of our educational system

不对根据我们目前教育系统的水平

you probably do

你可能还真需要我说

Now imagine those are people

现在想象一下那些球代表着人

Even a brilliant young ball who graduated high school at 11

哪怕是一颗11岁就从高中毕业的天才少年球

can be caught in the maelstrom

也可能被卷入风暴之中

Our first collision was set in motion

我们首次碰撞发生在

when Pastor Jeff and Robin had their baby

杰夫牧师与罗宾有了孩子

Isn't he the cutest

他是不是超可爱啊

He sure is Oh Yeah he's an angel

-那当然啦 -对啊他就是个小天使

He's just happy all the time

无论什么时候都很开心

morning afternoon

早上下午

middle of the night 2 00 A M 3 00 A M

深夜半夜2点半夜3点

all the A M 's really

半夜的每个点都"开心"

Dip the pacifier in some whiskey

把奶嘴沾一点威士忌

put him right out

能立刻把他弄睡

But don't use the good stuff

记得别用好酒

They can't tell the difference

他们尝不出差别

I never thought I could love anything this much

我从没想过我能这么爱一个人事物

I used to think I loved my dog Waffles

我曾经以为我很爱我的狗狗"松饼"

but it doesn't even compare

但对它的爱根本比不上现在

You okay

你还好吗

Sorry I'm fine

抱歉我没事

Just haven't been sleeping lately

只是最近有点缺觉罢了

Why don't you go home

那你干嘛不回家补个觉呢

We can handle things here

这里我们能搞定

No No I'm good I got work to do

不不行我没事我还有工作要做

Away from my son

远离儿子身边

who's probably wondering where his daddy went

他现在估计在思索他老爸去哪儿了

and if he's ever coming home

爸爸会回家吗

Maybe go

你还是回去吧

I'll go And don't worry about a thing here

-行 -这里的事情你就放千百个心吧

Thank you

谢谢你们

Oh sure we can handle the food drive

对啊我们能搞定食品募捐

the bulletins

教堂公告

And if you're not feeling up to it

如果你到时候还没办法

I could even give the sermon on Sunday

我周日可以帮你布道啊

I'm sure I'll be fine by Sunday

我相信我周日肯定已经没事了

You don't have to decide right now

不用现在就着急做决定啦

I'll do the sermon

我会来布道

We'll play it by ear

到时候看着办吧

Take a hint sister

人家差不多是明示了姐妹

Sure I can stay till George gets home

可以啊我可以待到乔治回家再走

Well Missy's not back yet but Sheldon's right here

米希还没到家但谢尔顿就在我面前

Sheldon you good

谢尔顿你还好吗

Yeah he's good

他很好

All right bye

好吧再见

I just got off the phone with your mom

我刚跟你妈妈通完电话

She's gonna work late

她今天上班要晚回家

so I'll hang out till your dad

所以我会待到你爸爸...

I don't care

随便

What's wrong with her

她怎么啦

Who

谁

Everything okay

你没事吧

Leave me alone

别来烦我

Did something happen at school

在学校发生什么事了吗

Go away

走开啦

Are you sure you don't want to talk about it

你确定你不要跟我说说吗

不要

I'm going number one

我要去上小号

Hey I'm gonna need you to drop the bulletin off at the printers

我需要你把公告拿去复印了

And while you're out could you also swing

当你出去办这事的时候你可以顺便

by the bank and make a deposit

去银行把这钱存进去吗

Sure and there's one thing you could do for me

当然我也有一件事需要你帮忙

What's that Quit riding my hump

-什么事 -少跟我逼逼歪歪的

Excuse me You're not the boss around here

-你说什么 -你又不是我的老板

No but Pastor Jeff's away and I'm the church secretary

不是啦只是杰夫牧师不在我是教会秘书嘛

Okay

行

Take a memo "You're not in charge Peg "

有一份给你的备忘录 "你不是老大佩佩留"

Nothing compares

没有什么比得上

Nothing compares to you

没有什么比得上你

Welcome home

欢迎回家

What's going on

现在是什么状况

Mary's working late Sheldon's in the garage

玛丽要加班谢尔顿在车库

and Missy's in her room hating the world

米希在房间里憎恨全世界

What's wrong with Missy

米希怎么了

My guess is a boy

我猜跟男生有关吧

And I hope you like this song because it's in heavy rotation

希望你喜欢这首歌因为正在疯狂单曲循环中

I'll go talk to her

我去跟她聊聊

That's not a good idea

我觉得这不是个好主意

Mm Missy and I kind of have a father daughter thing

米希跟我父女情深好吗

Maybe you and cute little Missy

跟你情深的是可爱小米希

This is pre teen angry Missy

这可是青春期前的愤怒版米希

You haven't met her yet

你还没见过她呢

I got this

我能搞定

Dumb and confident my favorite combination

蠢又信我最爱的一种组合

Missy

米希

I was listening to that

人家在听呢

Thought you might want to talk

我觉得你会想聊聊呢

That's why the door was shut and the music was loud

所以我房门紧闭音乐开到震天响

'cause I want to talk

是因为我想跟人说话吗

Okay Okay

行行行

If this is about a boy

如果是跟男生有关

I know it feels like the end of the world but

我知道你现在觉得像天要塌了但是...

I promise you're gonna have other boyfriends

我跟你保证你会交到新男朋友

I don't want other boyfriends I want Marcus

我不想要新男朋友我就要马库斯

Well you feel that way now but you're only 11

你现在或许这么觉得但你才11岁

So my feelings don't matter

所以我的感觉就不重要了吗

Hey how about we go get some ice cream

好啦不然我们去买冰激凌吃吧

I'm not a child

我又不是小孩子

Just trying to help Leave me alone

-只是想安慰你嘛 -别烦我啦

You are right

你说得对

You have been here longer than me

你在这里的资历比我老

I don't see why we can't work together

我们肯定有办法可以一起合作的

That'd be nice

那挺好啊

Great So why don't you go by the bank

-很好 -那麻烦你负责去银行存款

and I will drop off the bulletin

我去负责复印公告吧

So no one's gonna answer the phones

然后没人接电话吗

Fine You just sit there and I'll go and do everything

行您就坐着我去把所有事都做完

Sweet

那太好啦

Oh today's a stumper

今天的题可真不容易啊

Is "Nipto" a word

有"黑斑白纹"这个词吗

You know what This is why I was taking charge of everything

你看这就是为什么我需要来发号施令

Because if I don't nothing will get done

如果我不这么做啥事都不会做好

Oh it's "Pinto "

是"黑白斑纹"

This is exactly what I'm talking about

我说的就是这样

Guess what Mary

玛丽你猜怎么着

Things were getting done long before you got here

早在你来这教会前一切早就运转顺利了

I just want everything taken care of for Pastor Jeff

我只是希望帮杰夫牧师做好一切

Or you just like thinking you're better than everybody

或者是你想要觉得自己比别人强吧

How'd that daddy daughter thing work out

你们的父女情深牌效果如何

I'm not in the mood Connie

我现在没心情跟你闹康妮

I told you not to go in there but you knew better didn't you

我说了别去你要自作聪明怪谁呢

I don't need your parenting advice

我不需要你来教我怎么教育孩子

Seems like you do

感觉你很需要啊

I'm sorry How many of your children still talk to you

不好意思你生的小孩中有几个还跟你有联络

Oh that's right Just Mary

对哦就剩玛丽一个

I have a problem

我碰到个问题

What now Missy put a "Do not enter" sign on our bedroom door

-又怎么了 -米希在房门上写了"禁止进入"

and I'm all for obeying posted signage

而我十分乐意遵守告示牌

but it is my room

但那也是我的房间

and I feel that gives me right of entry Thoughts

我觉得我有资格进入你说呢

You don't want to go in there

你不会想进去的

But I do Is Missy even authorized to put up a sign

但我就是想而且米希有挂公告的权力吗

And if so does that mean I can put up a sign

如果她有权那我是不是也有权挂牌

I don't know

我不知道

Because if I put up a "Do enter" sign

因为如果我挂了"请进"牌

which sign would have precedence

哪个牌的优先序比较高呢

Do we have a lawyer I should talk to a lawyer

我们家有合作的律师吗我需要跟律师谈谈

She's having boy problems Just give her space

她碰到了感情问题给她点空间

Emotionally or legally

心情上还是法律上

Emotionally

心情上

Excellent Ignoring emotions is where I shine

那太好了忽略别人心情正是我的强项

Clearly

看出来了

Did you not see the sign I did

-你是没看到牌子吗 -我看到了

It's not legally binding I asked Dad

但是它没有法律效力我问过爸爸了

What are you doing

你在干嘛啊

Getting rid of my stupid toys Hmm

把我这些白痴玩具都给丢了

Even your Cabbage Patch doll

连你的卷心菜娃娃也丢吗

I don't need a doll Good

-我才不要破娃娃呢 -那太好了

She was starting to smell like actual cabbage

它都开始散发卷心菜的味儿了

Why are you taking that down

你为什么要把那个拿下来

It's time to grow up

是时候该长大了

Leave it there

别拿下来

You don't even like Cyndi Lauper

你都不喜欢她

No but it's part of my daily routine

是啊可是她是我日常生活的一部分

Every morning I wake up look over there and wonder

每天早上我醒来看过去你那边就不禁好奇

"Why is she standing like this "

"她为什么要摆这个姿势"

Too bad It's my room

关我屁事这是我的房间

It's my room too

这里也是我的房间

Yeah and I don't get a say in any of your stupid posters

对啊那我不也没办法管你的傻逼海报吗

These are the smartest men who ever lived

那可是有史以来最聪明的人

so if anyone's stupid it's you for saying that

要说谁傻逼肯定是说这话的你

Shut up

闭嘴

You're very irritable

你的脾气好暴躁

This might be why you're having boy problems

或许这就是为什么你有感情问题

Put that down

你放下

不要

Missy I mean it

米希我是认真的

I don't care

关我屁事

It's mine Give it back

这是我的还我

What did you do

你看你干的好事

What the hell's going on in here

你们在给我搞什么鬼呢

Look what she did

你看她干嘛了

It's his fault That's enough out of both of you

-谁让他惹我 -我受够你们俩了

I told you not to come in here Go

我跟你说了别进来出去

Now

快点

You want to explain yourself

你想解释一下怎么回事吗

We'll get you another picture

我们会再给你弄张照片

I don't want another picture I want this one

我不想要别的照片我就想要这张

I told you not to go in there

我跟你说了别进去的

It's my room

那是我的房间

Hey you watch your tone

你注意下语气

What's going on

发生什么了

Missy tore my Professor Proton picture

米希撕烂了我的质子教授照片

and now Dad's yelling at me

现在爸爸又大声吼我

You yelled first He yelled first

他先大吼的他先大吼的

I'll take care of this

我来处理

You don't even know what happened

你都不知道是怎么回事

Did she tear up his picture

她是不是撕烂了他的照片

Well yeah she did

是没错啦

Honestly I can't leave this house for five minutes

说真的我离开家哪怕就五分钟

without everything falling apart

家里也会乱成一锅粥

I was handling it

我本来已经在解决了

Obviously

真是看得出来呢

You yelled first

是你先大吼的

Missy Cooper you apologize to your brother right this second

米希·库珀你立刻跟你哥哥道歉

不要

I am not gonna tell you again

我不会再说第二遍

Why do you always take his side

你为什么总偏心他

I do not

我才没有

Yes you do Everybody does

你有所有人都偏心他

I hate this family

我讨厌这个家

You are grounded young lady

你被禁足了小姐

Fine

"好"极了

It is fine

的确是好事

Hmm thanks for handling that

谢谢你"圆满"解决问题

Hey Moon Pie Is everything okay

小饼饼一切都好吗

No everything is terrible

不好一切都糟透了

Oh That sounds like a job for cookies

听起来该请出曲奇饼了

Okay here you go

好了给

You're not baking them fresh

你不现烤新鲜的给我吗

Do you want me to bake or you want me to listen

你想让我烤曲奇还是听你倾诉

I'm sorry she ruined your picture but you know

我很遗憾她弄坏了你的照片

she's having a bad day

但她今天心情不好

Oh please she can find another boyfriend

这有什么她可以再找一个男朋友

I know you're mad at her I hate her

-我知道你生她的气 -我恨她

Hey don't say that about family

别用这种字眼说家人

You say mean stuff about my dad

你也常羞辱我爸啊

That's different He deserves it But Missy

-那不一样他就是欠骂 -可是米希

Listen here She's your sister

听我说她是你妹妹

She's always gonna be your sister

永远都是你妹妹

so you have to find a way to forgive her

所以你必须想办法原谅她

But she did this just to hurt me

但她这么做只是为了伤害我

I know

我知道

But she's hurting too

但她心里也受伤了

What does that have to do with me

那跟我有什么关系

You're the big brother

你是哥哥

I'm only two minutes older

我只比她早出娘胎两分钟

Which makes you the big brother

所以你就是哥哥

which means that it is your job to look out for her

代表你有责任照顾她

That doesn't make sense

这根本说不通啊

Why should random birth order determine moral responsibility

为什么该由随机的出生顺序决定道德责任

I don't make the rules Moon Pie

规矩不是我定的小饼饼

Doesn't seem like you make cookies either

曲奇你也没在做

What's taking so long

你动作怎么那么慢

It would be nice if I didn't have

能不能别给我添乱

to come home after a long day at work

我上了一天班回家已经很累了

and take care of everything here

还要处理这些破事

You didn't I was handling it

你哪有处理我本来在解决了

till you came and bulldozed right over me

谁知你一回来就强行接手

Sheldon was upset

那是因为谢尔顿不开心

This isn't about Sheldon

这跟谢尔顿根本无关

It's about you thinking you're always right

是因为你觉得你总是对的

That is not true

才不是这样

This is me wishing that after work I could come home

我只是希望我下班回家后

and have my kids not at each other's throats

孩子们能和乐融融而不是吵个没完

And maybe once have someone else make dinner

也许还能有其他人把晚餐煮好

Why So you could tell me how I made it wrong

为什么好让你教训我煮得不对吗

I had a long day Are you trying to make it worse

我今天已经很累了你想让我更糟心吗

Oh I think you already took care of that

你自己已经把气氛弄得更僵了

I do not You act like you're the only thing

-我哪有 -你一副这个家全靠你

holding this house together

维系的样子

Missy

米希

What are you doing

你在做什么

Hiding from you idiot

躲开你啊白痴

I found you You're not very good at this

我发现你了你技术不太好

Just go home

你快回家吧

Where are you going I'm running away

-你要去哪 -离家出走

You can't run away

你不能离家出走啊

Too late

已经走了

Then I'm telling Mom

那我要告诉妈妈

Of course you are Then she'll side with you

真是不意外然后她会偏袒你

and I'll get in trouble just like always

我会挨骂每次都是这样

Fine I won't tell Great

-好吧我不跟她说 -很好

But I'm coming with you

但我要和你一起走

You're one of the people I'm running away from

你也是我想逃离的人之一

I'm sorry but I can't let you wander at night by yourself

抱歉但我不能任由你一个人晚上乱跑

I'm your big brother We're twins

-我是你哥哥 -我们是双胞胎

I was born two minutes earlier

我比你早出生两分钟

which apparently makes me responsible for you

所以我貌似有责任照顾你

That's dumb

这说法傻不傻

I'm not happy about it either but here we are

我也不太喜欢但事已至此了

Hello

你好

What's up

怎么了

Nothing

没什么

Who died

谁死了

Whoa did somebody really die

真有人死了吗

No one died

没人死了

Cool Where's dinner

那就好晚饭呢

Anyone who wants dinner can make it for themselves

谁想吃晚饭就自己煮去

I am not cooking

我不煮

Don't take it out on him

别拿他出气

Ooh take what out on me Stay out of it

-什么事拿我出气 -你别掺和

You really want to start this up again

你又想开始了吗

Wait are you asking me what I want Well that's a first

等等你问我想要什么吗这倒是头一遭

Oh please your whole life is doing whatever you want

拜托你这辈子哪件事不是随心所欲

Oh really

是吗

I can just leave

我可以默默离场的

Did I want to get stuck coaching high school football

是我想沦为高中橄榄球教练的吗

Did I want to live across the street from your mother

是我想住在你妈对面的吗

Did I want to spend my evening getting yelled at

是我想晚上被女儿儿子还有老婆

by my daughter and my son and my wife

痛骂的吗

I'm sorry I didn't realize you were so unhappy

真不好意思我都不知道你这么不开心

Because you never bother to ask

因为你从没费心问过我的感受

Where are we going

我们去哪啊

Right there

就是那里

An old shack in the middle of the woods

树林深处的老旧小木屋

Have you even seen Scooby Doo

你到底有没有看过卡通《史酷比狗》

Great go home

那好你回家吧

At night by myself Nice try

大晚上的独自回家别想陷害我

Do you come here a lot

你经常来这里吗

Sometimes when I want to be alone

有时候如果我想一个人待着

Alone from me

你是指远离我

Not just you Everyone

不只是你是所有人

Is this about that boy

你跑出来是因为那个男孩吗

I don't want to talk about it

我不想聊这个

Is he why you were getting rid of your toys and your posters

你是因为他才丢掉你的玩具和海报的吗

Because I don't think you should change for some boy

你不该为了一个男孩改变自己

You're just saying that 'cause you hate change

你这么说只是因为你讨厌改变

You don't care about my feelings

你并不在乎我的心情

How can you say that

你怎么能这么说

I'm literally risking my life to be here

我可是冒着生命危险陪你待在这的

Look around It is tetanus as far as the eye can see

你看看四周目及之处皆是破伤风风险

Come in

进来

I figured you didn't eat

我想你应该没吃饭

I made you some soup

我给你煮了点汤

Oh thank you

谢谢

But you didn't have to do that

但你不用这么做的啦

Everything's fine

爸爸妈妈没事的

I ain't a kid You don't gotta lie to me

我不是小孩子了你不用哄我

Okay

好吧

Honestly I'm upset with your father

说实话我在生你爸的气

And I'm upset with myself

我也生自己的气

Why

为什么

'Cause he's right

因为... 他说得没错

Maybe I do think I know best

我的确有点自以为是

and I can be critical

有时太挑剔

But thank you for making me soup

但谢谢你特地煮汤给我

You're welcome

不客气

Did you put water in this

你煮的时候有加水吗

Was I supposed to

要加吗

It's fine

没关系

And then today I found out he was actually

然后今天我发现他竟然

holding hands with Nicole at the roller rink

在溜冰场和妮可牵手了

Who's Nicole

妮可是哪位

A seventh grader

一个七年级生

So you want to appear more mature

所以你想打扮得更成熟

to make him like you again

让他再次喜欢上你

I guess

我想是吧

Hmm Well I'd suggest a bow tie

我本来想提议你戴领结

but that's kind of my thing

但那是我的个人喜好

I'm sorry I ripped your picture

我撕烂了你的照片很抱歉

Thank you

谢谢

And I wasn't just upset about the room changing

我不开心不只是因为房间变化

It was also you

也因为你

Me what

我怎么了

You're changing too

你也变了

How

怎么变法

You like boys and you're half an inch taller than me now

你现在喜欢男生还比我高一厘米

It's called growing up

这叫成长好吗

Well I don't like it Trust me

-反正我不喜欢 -相信我

20 years from now you're not gonna be sitting around

20年后你不会还是这样闲坐着

talking about Star Trek and reading comic books

滔滔不绝聊《星际旅行》和看漫画的

Would you like to bet on that

你想打赌吗

A dollar

赌一块钱

She still hasn't paid me

她到现在都还没给我呢

And guess who's wearing Star Trek underpants right now

还有猜猜谁现在正穿着《星际旅行》小内内

That's the thing with pool balls and people

台球和人本质相同

They are both unpredictable

这两者都...难以预测

Hi George

乔治

Oh hey Brenda

你好布兰达

What brings you out tonight

你今晚怎么出来了

Just needed to get out of the house

家里太压抑需要出来喘口气

I hear that

我懂

You want some company

想要人陪吗

Sure

好啊