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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

The Clean Air Act required all new cars

《清洁空气法案》将要求所有新上路车辆

to be equipped with catalytic converters

都需要装设催化转换器

to combat air pollution

来减少空气污染

The first state to do this was California

最先开始执行的是加州

投票箱

which led Texans to say things like

这令一些德州人说出了比如...

德州也将要求加装催化转换器

I hate California And

-我恨加州 -还有...

When will that place fall in the ocean

那个破地方什么时候沉海底去啊

While not everyone was happy about it

不是每个人都对此感到高兴

six years later one particular Texan

在政策推行六年后某个德州人

saw an opportunity to get rich quick

看到了一个商机

"致富经"

Oh man I'm gonna get rich quick

天啊我要快速致富啦

I just got my ticket out of here

我刚才得到离开这个家的门票了

Adios

慢走不送

I'm serious This thing is full of tips

我是说认真的这上面满满致富秘籍

on how to make a fortune Only cost me a dollar

教你如何发家致富只花了我一块钱呢

Is one of the tips "Make a crappy newsletter

上面有写一招是"自己编一份垃圾报纸

and charge idiots a dollar for it"

然后卖傻逼一块钱来发财"吗

No but not a bad idea

没写不过这招也很不赖

Listen to this "Raise bees and sell the honey for profit "

你听听"养蜜蜂再靠卖蜂蜜发财"

Do it and I'm living with Meemaw

你养我就搬去跟姥姥住

"Sell blood or non vital organs "

"卖血或卖非重要器官"

Mm give 'em your brain You're not using it

把你的大脑卖掉啊反正你也没在用

I think that's the only time I've ever heard you laugh

这好像是我第一次听你笑

That's the only time you've ever been funny

因为这是你第一次好笑

Oh platinum can be extracted from ordinary roadside gravel

路边的砂砾里可以提取出铂金

No it can't

提不出好吗

Actually it can

其实是可以的

Catalytic converters contain platinum

催化转换器里含有铂金

Microparticles of that platinum are expelled in the exhaust

铂金微粒会随着废气一起被排出

and are mixed in with the gravel

然后与路边的砂砾混在一起

See This thing's a gold mine

看到没这玩意可是金矿啊

It would be more apt to call it a platinum mine

把它叫铂金矿应该会更正确

I laughed at your joke

你刚才的笑话我有笑

Strike Keep your eye on the ball

-一好球 -眼睛看着球

Strike two

两好球

You got this

你能行

Strike three

三好球

You're out Hey ump you're blind

-三振出局 -裁判你瞎了啊

She swung and missed ‭Fine

-她自己挥棒落空 -行吧

Hey ump you're bald

裁判你个秃子

Better

好点了吗

Come on You can do this girl

来吧姑娘你可以的

Strike one

一好球

You can do it sweetheart

你一定行宝贝

Strike two

两好球

Strike three

三好球

I still think you can do it sweetheart

我还是觉得你能行宝贝

Strike one

一好球

Strike two

两好球

Strike three You're out

三好球三振出局

Strike one

一好球

Strike two

两好球

Strike three You're out

三好球三振出局

It's okay Cooper You'll get 'em next time

没事的库珀下次一定可以

Want to go to Dairy Queen

想去吃冰激凌吗

I don't deserve Dairy Queen

我不配吃冰激凌

It's not your fault honey

不是你的错啊小宝贝

That other pitcher was almost a grown man

对方投手都差不多是成年人了

I think I saw him at the bar last night

我昨晚好像有在酒吧看到他

Y You're just going through a little slump

你只是遇到了一点低潮期啦

Happens to everyone

每个人都会有这种时候

Well how do I get out of it

那我怎么走出低潮期呢

When I've been at the craps table

当我在赌桌上...

George you give advice

乔治你来给她建议

Oh smart Man's been in a slump his whole life

"好主意" 这货低潮了一辈子了

You just got to get out of your head

你得打败心魔

You you're thinking too much

你... 你就是有点想太多了

I promise thinking too much has never been my problem

我跟你保证我从没有过想太多这问题

When I'm feeling down do you know what I do

你知道当我意志低沉时都怎么振作吗

Pray

祈祷

It works

真的有用

In fact I'm gonna pray for you tonight

我今晚就要为你祷告

Everybody prays to God at night

大家都会在晚上跟神祈祷

Do it now while he's got some free time

祂现在比较有空趁现在祈祷吧

Hey what you doing

你在干嘛呢

Playing a historically accurate game called The Oregon Trail

玩一个符合史实的游戏叫《俄勒冈之旅》

That sounds boring

听起来很无聊啊

Hardly My wagon broke an axle and my wife died of dysentery

并不会我的四轮马车断了一根车轴我老婆死于痢疾

Well can you pause it for a sec

那你能暂停一下吗

It does seems rude to push on to Oregon

在我女儿梅布尔哀悼母亲去世时

while my daughter Mabel is mourning the loss of her mother

就赶着往俄勒冈前进好像是有点失礼

What can I do for you

请问有何需要我帮忙

Remember when we were talking about platinum in gravel

还记得我们之前在聊砂砾中的铂金吗

Do you know how to get it out

你知道怎么样提取出来吗

It's not a complicated principle

这原理并不复杂啊

I could probably do it with my Professor Proton chemistry set

我应该可以用《质子教授》的化学设备组办到

Great And an oven that reaches 2 000 degrees

-那太好了 -还要一个可以加热到2000度的烤箱

Does our oven do that

我们家的烤箱能办到吗

No but I read you can build one

不能不过我读到过

out of a garbage can and a leaf blower

一个垃圾桶加一台吹叶机就可以办到

Cool Let's mine some platinum

厉害那我们去挖铂金矿吧

No thank you I don't care about money

不了谢谢我不在乎钱这种身外之物

But you care about science right

但你在乎科学不是吗

Of course

当然啦

So I offer you the chance to do an experiment

所以向你提出一个做实验的机会

and you'd rather play a video game

而你宁愿在家打游戏吗

What would Professor Proton think

你觉得《质子教授》会怎么想你

《质子教授》多功能科学工具组

He'd be disappointed

他会很失望

So what do you say

所以你说怎么样

I say we collect gravel

我说我们去收集砂砾吧

There you go

这就对啦

In case you're worried

为防你心里会担心

Mabel and I did finally make it to Oregon

梅布尔与我最终有成功到达俄勒冈

where I remarried and lived to the ripe old age of 41

我在那里续弦并活到高龄41岁

All right Cooper remember what I told you okay

好啦库珀别忘了我教你的

Knees bent elbows out

膝盖弯曲手肘朝外

eye on the ball

眼睛看着球

Hang on

稍等

Hi God It's Missy Cooper

神啊我是米希·库珀

I know my mom talked to you about me the other day

我知道我妈前几天有跟你提到我

and she's like your biggest fan

她算是你的头号铁粉了

Hey what's going on

现在是怎么样了

What did you fall asleep

你是睡着了吗

Sorry I was praying

对不起我刚才在祷告

Oh my apologies

抱歉我失礼了

Anyway I could really use your help getting a hit

总之我很需要你帮忙我击球成功

Amen

阿门

Okay ‭Are we good

-好了 -我们可以了吗

I don't know We'll find out

不知道啊试试就知道了

Okay remember

好别忘了

elbows up

手肘抬起

knees bent

膝盖微曲

I'm coming at you Cooper

我要投啦库珀

Way to go Perfect

太棒啦完美的一球

Thank you God

谢谢你神

How about "Thank you Coach"

说一句"谢谢你教练"如何

Thank you Coach ‭Too late

-谢谢你教练 -太迟了

This should be a good spot

这个点应该很不错

It's a high traffic area which means plenty of exhaust

这里车流量大代表会有很多废气排放

and therefore plenty of platinum

也就表示会有很多铂金

Great Let's get shoveling

很好开挖吧

You ain't gonna help

你不帮忙挖吗

不要

How was practice

今天练球如何

Great I hit the ball further than anyone

很棒我打出了比谁都远的一球

Sounds like a little prayer helped after all

看来祈祷好像帮上忙啦

I guess it did You seem surprised

-好像是真的有效 -感觉你很惊讶啊

Well God knows everything

神祂全知全能

and I have some pretty evil thoughts

而我脑子里有一些蛮邪恶的想法

Oh Missy

米希

Ooh what if I start wearing a cross

要是我开始戴十字架呢

so God knows I mean business

这样神就知道我是认真的了

You could also clean up your thinking

你也可以净化一下自己的思想

Nah

不要

What's taking so long

怎么这么久啊

It'd be faster if you helped

你要是来帮忙就不用那么久了

Well we know that's not happening

我们都知道这是不可能的

I know you got your hands full with all that sad stuff

我知道你手头上要处理的事情很多

like disease and war and hunger and poverty

比如疾病战争饥荒与贫穷

so thanks again for helping me get some hits at practice

所以真的很感谢你帮忙我练习时打中球

Amen

阿门

Don't forget to ask him to keep our family safe and healthy

别忘了请求祂保佑我们一家平安健康

I just hung up Don't make me call him back

我刚跟祂挂电话别让我再打过去了

Should I be wearing all that

我该穿戴你那一套吗

I recommend it Those rocks are filthy

我建议啊那些石子可脏了

I'm good

我没事

God made dirt Dirt don't hurt

神制造出泥土泥土不会伤人

Where do we start

我们怎么开始

The first step is to put the gravel in these colanders

第一步是把砂砾放进滤锅里

and then sift it over the tray to collect the dust

然后再抖进盘里收集灰

It's like finding money in the street

就像从大街上捡钱一样

Why do you care so much about money

你为什么这么在乎钱啊

You saw Back to the Future when their dad's rich at the end

你有看到电影《回到未来》结尾时爸爸有了钱

his wife is all skinny and loves him way more

老婆纤细苗条变得更爱他吗

So you want a wife who loves you because you have money

所以你希望你老婆因为你有钱才爱你吗

A skinny wife

还得是瘦子

I have something for you

我有个东西给你

You said you wanted a cross

你说你想要个十字架

and this is the one I used to wear when I was your age

这个是我在你这年纪时所戴的

It's so pretty

好漂亮啊

I'm glad you like it

你喜欢就好

It's a nice reminder that wherever you are

这是个能很好提醒你

God is always with you

上帝永远与你同在的东西

And it means a lot to me that you want to wear it

而你想戴它对我来说也意义非凡

Thanks Mom I'm gonna pray right now

谢谢你妈我现在要祈祷一下

God it's Missy again

神啊我米希又来了

If you can hear me better it's 'cause I'm wearing a cross now

如果你听我说话变清楚是因为我戴了十字架

Please let me get a lot of hits on Saturday

请你保佑我周六打中很多球

And if their star pitcher breaks his arm or gets run over by a truck

如果他们的王牌投手弄伤了手臂或是被卡车撞

I'd totally be okay with that

我也乐意接受

Amen

阿门

Amen

阿门

Now we have to sift the powder again

现在我们得再过一次筛

because the platinum particles are extremely small

因为铂金的微粒非常非常小

sometimes no more than just a few atoms

有时都不超过几个原子

If I was as smart as you I'd play the stock market

如果我有你那么聪明我就去玩股票

Or go on Price Is Right

或者上猜价节目了

I'd rather spend my time focusing on important things

我比较想把时间用在重要的事物上

like figuring out how the universe works

比如解出宇宙是怎么运作的

So say you figure out how the universe works Then what

所以如果哪天你解出来了之后呢

I'm not sure but in the meantime

不确定但与此同时

I agree with Richard Feynman

我同意理查德·费曼说的话

I simply enjoy the pleasure of finding things out

我单纯很享受解出事物逻辑的过程

I agree with the Beastie Boys

我同意嘻哈团体野兽男孩说的

You got to fight for your right to party

你得自己争取你派对的权利

Well it's good to have a personal philosophy

拥有个人人生观还是挺好的

What's next We create a chemical flux

-下一步呢 -我们调出化学药剂

by combining borax sodium carbonate

将硼砂碳酸钠

lead oxide and flour

氧化铅与面粉混合

Did you know Sheldon and Georgie

你知道谢尔顿和小乔治

are working on something together

一起进行一个项目吗

That's nice And guess what

那可真好啊说起来

Missy asked me if she could wear a cross

米希问我她能不能戴十字架

She's in her bedroom saying prayers right now

她现在就在卧室里祈祷呢

Hmm I don't like it

我不喜欢这样

What are you talking about Our kids are behaving

你在说什么傻话我们孩子乖乖听话呢

Exactly Something bad's gonna happen

就是这样才有问题有坏事要发生了

Why can't you just be thankful

你为什么不能感恩就好

Because that's when life kicks you right in the plums Mary

因为一感恩就会被生活踢爆蛋蛋玛丽

Dad where's your power drill

老爸你的机械钻在哪

Why ‭ Our oven doesn't reach 2 000 degrees

-干嘛 -我们家的烤箱达不到2000度

so we're going to make a homemade kiln out of a garbage can

所以我们要用垃圾桶自制一个窑

And there go the plums

瞧蛋爆人亡了

Are you two trying to burn down the house

你们俩是想把房子烧掉吗

No we're trying to make platinum out of gravel

不是我们是想用砂砾制造铂金

You're not building a 2 000 degree oven

你不准造2000度的烤箱

Fine Just so you know I was gonna cut you in

好吧但告诉你一声我本来打算给你分成的

Really You'll fight for your right to party

你认真的你愿意为了参加派对奋力争取

but not for your right to make a device

却不愿意为制造一个

that'll exceed the melting point of lead

能超越铅熔点的设备据理力争吗

Shut up

闭嘴吧

Ooh "Why can't you be thankful "

"你为什么不能感恩就好"

What's your problem

你在气什么

Mom and Dad won't let me build a kiln

爸妈不准我建造窑

so Georgie and I can't finish our experiment

所以我和小乔治无法完成我们的试验了

Before you tell me I don't care what a kiln is

不用解释我不在乎窑是个什么鬼

Okay but you'll never know it's a high temperature oven

行吧但你就永远都不会知道窑是高温烤箱

If you're unhappy just ask God for help

如果你不爽就向上帝求助吧

I don't believe in God

我不相信有上帝

He can hear you

祂能听见的

He knows if you've been bad or good

祂知道你有没有乖

Like Santa but he can send you to hell

和圣诞老人一样只不过祂能罚你下地狱

I'm not going to ask some magical being to solve my problems

我不会靠求神拜佛来解决我的问题

I asked him to help me with my batting and he did

我请祂帮我解决击球的问题祂就帮了

There's a pottery kiln in art class We can use that

美术教室有一个陶瓷窑我们可以用它

Georgie I figured it out

小乔治我想到办法了

Good job but that does not count as one of my wishes

干得好但那不能算进我的愿望哦

Why are we being sneaky

我们为什么要偷偷摸摸

I thought you said we have permission

你不是说我们拿到使用许可了

We do I just don't want anybody knowing about our platinum

是没错但我不想让人知道铂金的事

Smart Last week I bragged about having a Nutter Butter

明智上周我吹嘘我有花生夹心饼

and some rat stole it right out of my lunch bag

结果不知哪个小人就从我午餐袋里偷走了

Well it sure wasn't me

反正不是我干的

And then I hit it over the right fielder's head

然后我就击中了球从右外野手头顶飞过去

Sounds like you had a good practice

听起来你练得很顺利

I did Coach said he's gonna have me hit cleanup

是的教练说他会把我安排在主棒

Missy

米希

will you rub your cross on my bat

你能用你的十字架摩擦一下我的球棒吗

不行

Have you been doing that

你有这么做吗

On mine It's working great

只摩擦我自己的啦效果奇佳

Please

拜托啦

I'll give you a dollar

我可以给你一块钱哦

Fine

好吧

What do you think you're doing

你这是在干什么

Sharing God's love and making some cash

分享上帝的爱顺便赚点小钱

Absolutely not

绝对不可以

How about I give you the dollar

那我把这一块钱给你行吗

God's love has nothing to do with money

上帝的爱与金钱无关

What about the collection plate at church

那教堂里的奉献盘怎么说

That is different

那是两码事

That's where I found this dollar

我就是在奉献盘里找到这一块钱的

Okay

好了

Bye

再见

So now we just wait for the concrete dust

我们现在就等混凝土粉末分解

to dissolve and the lead to melt

以及等铅熔化啦

That's exactly right

非常正确

I know I listen

我知道我有认真听

And you understand it I work in sales

-你都能听明白吗 -我是干销售的

I don't need to know what I'm talking about

我不用理解我说的内容

to make it sound good

都能够说个天花乱坠

Don't you think it would make you better at your job

你真的了解你所卖的产品

if you understood the products you were selling

难道不会让你工作做得更好吗

No People don't want to hear facts ‭ I do

-不会人们并不想听到事实 -我就想啊

Normal people don't want to hear facts

是正常人不想听到事实

I'm normal

我就是正常人啊

Are you

你是吗

No I'm special

好吧不是人家是人中龙凤啦

Is it supposed to be doing that Something's wrong

-这样大冒烟是正常的吗 -有点不对劲

Maybe we didn't sift out all the rubber

可能我们没筛干净橡胶

I think it's burning

好像烧起来了

‭Okay Okay calm down I'll handle it

好冷静我会处理好的

I'm having difficulty remaining calm

我很难保持冷静

Come on come on come on come on

快点快点快点

I'm feeling more calm now

现在我冷静多了

What were you thinking ‭Well

-你们这猪脑子怎么想的 -这个嘛...

I don't want to hear excuses

我不想听到一堆借口

You could've burned the school down

你们差点把学校烧没了

What do you have to say for yourselves

你们给我好好解释一下

I thought you didn't want to hear my excuses

你不是不想听我们的借口吗

Oh no we didn't break into the classroom

不我们不是擅自闯入教室的

Georgie had permission from the teacher

小乔治从老师那里申请到使用许可了

That is not important right now

现在不用提这种无关紧要的小事

So you think a teacher said it was okay

所以你认为老师会允许

for a ten year old and an idiot

一个十岁小屁孩和一个学渣

to use a 2 000 degree oven unsupervised

在无人监督下使用一个2000度的烤箱吗

You fibber

你这撒谎精

You also stole my Nutter Butter

我的花生夹心饼也是你偷的

Are you mad at me

你生我气了吗

No ‭ You sure

-没有 -真的吗

'Cause that's how you look when Dad had that breakfast beer

上次爸爸吃早餐时偷喝啤酒你也是这幅表情

To be honest I'm a little concerned that I have given you

老实说我有点担心

the wrong impression about how prayer works

我让你误解了祈祷是怎么回事

I get it I ask God for stuff he gives it to me

我知道怎么回事我问上帝要什么祂就给我

It's not rocket science

这没多复杂

Missy God does not grant wishes

米希上帝不会实现人们的愿望

So he gave me good luck

那祂是给我好运吗

It's not luck

不是好运

Luck is chance and God has a plan

好运是机遇上帝自有安排

Right and his plan is to give me what I want when I pray

没错他的安排就是我祈祷要什么祂就给我

That's why he's so cool

所以祂超酷的

No I I mean he is cool

不是祂当然很酷

but sometimes that might not be his plan

但有时那或许不是他的安排

Then what's the point of praying

如果祂只会随心所欲

if he's just gonna do what he wants

那祈祷还有什么意义

You don't pray to God to get things

你向上帝祈祷不是为了得到东西

You pray to build a relationship with him

而是为了和祂建立关系

This is too complicated I'm just gonna keep

你说的这些太复杂了我还是继续

rubbing this thing on my bat and kicking butt

用这玩意摩擦我的球棒碾压其他人就好

Okay that is it Take it off

好了到此为止把十字架摘掉

No I need it The game's Saturday

不行我需要它周六就要比赛了

There are more important things than baseball

有很多东西比棒球重要得多

Now hand it over

快给我

God cover your ears

上帝盖住耳朵别听

Damn it

我靠

Missy Cooper

米希·库珀

You are not ready for that You give that back

你还没准备好把十字架还给我

Oh you Get

你这臭丫头滚啦

Lord I really need you right now

主啊我此刻十分需要你

I have tried so hard to lead my family to your light

我一直很努力把家人引向你的光明

but so far Sheldon doesn't believe in you

但目前为止谢尔顿不相信你的存在

Missy thinks you're a magic trick

米希以为你会魔法

and you're not a teenage girl

而且你不是豆蔻少女

so Georgie doesn't think about you at all

所以小乔治连想都不会想到你

I never thought I'd take a cross away from my own child

我没想过有一天我会从我孩子手中夺走十字架

but what choice did I have

但我别无选择

She was rubbing it on sporting equipment

她居然用十字架摩擦运动器材祈求好运

I didn't think there was a wrong way to pray

我以前以为祈祷不限方式

but leave it to that girl to find one

可硬是让那姑娘找到一种不妥的

Please give me the strength to keep guiding my family to you

请赐予我力量继续把我家人引向你

I can't do it on my own Amen

我一个人做不到阿门

So how was everybody's day

大家今天过得怎么样啊

That good huh

"好"到无语吗

How about we just say grace

我们来做饭前祷告吧

You're gonna ask him to bless the food Interesting

你要请求祂赐予食物吗呵呵

That is enough

你够了

Oh come on

别这样嘛

How can I appreciate all this tension

我不知道发生了什么

if I don't know what it's about

就没法笑看你们之间的八卦啦

Mom took my cross away and I have a game on Saturday

妈妈拿走了我的十字架可我周六有比赛

Why would you do that She's out of the slump

你为什么要那么做她终于走出低潮期了

She was being sacrilegious

她亵渎上帝了

Mary this is sports

玛丽这可是体育运动

When something's working you do not mess with it

如果有些做法能带来好运你绝不能打断

I am not changing my mind God is not a good luck charm

我不会改变我的决定上帝不是幸运符

Well how about all the players that kiss their crosses

很多球员走入击球位置前都会亲十字架

before they go in the batter's box

那又怎么说呢

They can take it up with their mommies

他们可以找自己的妈妈说理去

So she's finally hitting good

她好不容易能击中球

and you're gonna let her go to that game all up in her head

你现在却让她心里没底地去比赛吗

Her relationship with God is more important

她和上帝的关系远比

than getting some hits in a baseball game

她在棒球比赛中击中球重要

This is perfect They're mad at each other

太好了他们吵成一锅

Takes the heat off us

就没空骂我们了

Thank you I had no idea what was going on

谢谢解释我本来不知道这是在闹哪一出

Mary give her the cross back

玛丽把十字架还给她

When she is ready for it I will

等她准备好了我自然会还给她

I have a bunch of crosses in my jewelry box

我首饰盒里有几个十字架

You can take any one you want

你想拿哪个都行

I don't want another cross I want my lucky cross

我不想要其他十字架我就要我那个幸运十字架

And that is exactly why she is not ready

这正是她没准备好的原因

Let's say grace

我们祷告吧

Bless us Lord for the food we are about to receive

主感谢你赐予我们今晚的食物

and bless the hands that prepared it Amen

请你保佑烹饪食物的人阿门

Amen

阿门

I'm glad we're no longer in trouble

我很庆幸你们不再气

for almost burning the school down

我们差点把学校烧掉那件事

Let's talk about that

赶紧说说这又是什么八卦

Georgie

小乔治

Yeah

什么事

Are you still interested in getting rich quick

你还有兴趣赚快钱吗

No I want to do it slow like a chump

没有我想像大白痴一样慢慢攒

Oh Never mind

那就算了

Tell me Sheldon

说吧谢尔顿

It occurred to me that a good way

我想到一个

to generate a positive cash flow would be

产生正向现金流的好办法

to curate popular songs and make them available in a digital form

那就是储存流行歌曲并把歌曲制成数字形式

Possibly on a small device that could also be used

或许放进也能用作电话

as a phone or even a camera

或甚至相机的小型设备

Right A phone camera music machine

兼具电话相机音乐功能的神奇机器耶

Get out of here

滚吧你

Psst Hey Missy Come here

喂米希过来

What I'm up next

干嘛下一棒就轮到我

You know Here

给你这个

Don't tell your mother

别告诉你妈

I think I wanna do this on my own

我想我还是靠自己吧

Are you sure

你确定吗

Just in case mom's right

万一妈妈说得对

I don't wanna make God mad

我可不想惹上帝生气

Strike three You're up

三好球该你上场

All right Go get them

好吧碾压他们

Strike one

一好球

Dad Coming

-爸爸 -来了