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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

汉克电器维修

出自《麦克白》

Some people have said I'm overly sensitive

有些人说过我过于敏感

What now

又咋了

Missy gave me cinnamon gum

米希给我吃肉桂口香糖

Sure sure

行行行

And by some people I mean everyone

有些人我是指所有人

While I may not be X Men material

或许我可能不是当X战警的料

I have always possessed unusually heightened senses

但我一直都有着超乎常人的五感

Georgie put your shoes back on

小乔治穿上你的鞋

He can't smell this

他才闻不到这个呢

Yes I can

我可以

I also had extraordinary hearing

我还有超强的听力

During dinner I could tune out the cacophony of chewing

在晚餐时我通常可以忽略刺耳的咀嚼声

slurping

吸食声

chewing cutlery scraping against plates

咀嚼声餐具摩擦盘子声

chewing

咀嚼声

and my father's heavy breathing

以及我父亲那

as he wrestled with a ketchup bottle

拍打番茄酱罐时的沉重呼吸声

But tonight there was one sound I couldn't tune out

但今晚有一个声音我无法忽略

Why aren't you eating Sheldon

你为什么不吃饭谢尔顿

How can I with that horrible noise

有这么刺耳的噪音我要怎么吃啊

What noise

什么噪音

That irritating high pitched buzz

那烦人的高频嗡嗡声

I don't hear nothin'

我没听到啊

Me neither

我也没听到

How can you not

你们怎么能没听到

Wait

等等

I think I hear it

我好像听到了

You do ‭ Yeah

-你听到了吗 -听到了

It's coming out of your face

是从你嘴巴传出的

I guess I hear a little hum

我好像能听到一点点嗡嗡声吧

Refrigerators make noise Sheldon

冰箱本来就会发出声音啊谢尔顿

This is new It's never made this sound before

这是新的声音以前它没发出过这声音

We should call a repairman

我们应该叫维修员来

I'm not spending money on a fridge that's workin'

我才不要花钱修没坏的冰箱

Then think of it as spending money on my mental stability

那你就当做是花钱来维护我的精神稳定

Ignore it Sheldon

忽略它谢尔顿

Ignoring things that irritate me isn't my strong suit

视若无睹烦我的事物不是我的强项

Obsessively fixating on them

偏执地纠结不放

now that's what gets me out of bed in the morning

那才是每天让我起床的原动力

What are you doing

你在干嘛

The sound from the refrigerator

冰箱传出来的声音

It's right between D and D sharp

大概是在D调与升D调之间

Ugh It's making my skin crawl

真是恶心到我浑身起鸡皮疙瘩

What if I hold a pillow over your face

那我拿一个枕头按住你的头

for like a really long time

很久很久都不放如何

No that's dangerous

不行那样很危险

Do you know if we have earplugs

你知道我们家有没有耳塞吗

If we did I'd be wearing them

如果有我早塞上了

Go to sleep

快睡吧

I can't

我睡不着

Put your fingers in your ears

用你的手指塞住你的耳朵

And risk driving wax back into my inner ear canal

冒着可能把耳屎推进我内耳道的风险吗

No thank you

不了谢谢您啊

Good morning ‭

早安

Are you trying to kill me

你是想吓死老娘吗

No I think you're great

不啊我觉得你可好了

Then why are you in my bed

那你为什么在我床上

I couldn't sleep

我睡不着

Our refrigerator is making a weird noise

我们家的冰箱一直发出奇怪的声音

But so was one of your nostrils

但你其中一边的鼻孔也是

so don't expect me back tonight

所以今晚不用期待我会回来了

Go home before I call the police

在我打给警察前回家去

You wouldn't call the police on your Moonpie

你才不会报警抓你的小饼饼呢

Then I'll call your mother

那我就打给你老妈

That you would do

这个你敢做

And leave my extra key behind

把我家的备份钥匙给我留下

Do you know anything about surviving psychological torture

你对在精神折磨中存活有任何了解吗

Because my family escaped communist Vietnam

就因为我家从越共手下逃离

we have to know about torture

我们就得对折磨有所了解吗

That was my thought

我就是这么想的

Well you're in luck

那你运气不错

What do you want to know

你想了解什么

I'm being tormented by a sound coming from our refrigerator

我被我家冰箱传出来的怪响所折磨

and I don't know how to deal with it

我不知道该怎么处理

When my uncle was in a reeducation camp

当我叔叔在再教育营时

he would imagine disemboweling his torturers

他会幻想把折磨他的人

with a bamboo spike

用竹枪给开膛破肚

Maybe I'll just get a book on refrigerator repair instead

或许我还是去买本讲冰箱维修的书吧

Okay

行

New subject

新话题

Jessica Gieger wears a black bra

杰西卡·吉格穿了黑色胸罩

I saw it through the sleeve of her shirt

我从她衣服的袖口看到的

Not beige not pink

不是米色不是粉色

Black

是黑色啊

So mysterious

好一个神秘的奇女子

What are you doing

你在干嘛

I'm going to take apart the refrigerator

我要拆了这冰箱

and figure out what's making that noise

然后找出到底是哪里在发出那个声音

That is a really good idea

真是个好棒的主意啊

Usually you're not supportive of my efforts

你通常都不支持我的付出

I'm more mature now

我现在更成熟了

Hi Mom

妈你回来啦

What did you do

你这是搞了什么鬼

Good news I found out what part was making that noise

好消息我找出是哪个部件在发出怪响了

You have to put this back together

你得把冰箱给我装回去

Now we're getting to the bad news

现在到了宣布坏消息的环节

What made you think you could fix this

你凭什么觉得你能修好它

I'm smart and I had a book

我很聪明而且有本书

Do you still think you're smart

你现在还觉得自己聪明吗

Yes

觉得

I told him not to do it He wouldn't listen

我跟他说别这么做了他不愿意听

$200

两百块吗

It'll be okay We'll find the money

没事的我们能凑出钱

Wait The old fridge in the garage ‭

等等旧的冰箱还在车库

What's it What was What's that

怎么你这... 你这声音是什么意思

Well I kind of donated that fridge to the church

我把那个冰箱捐给教堂了

You know for the needy

给有需要的人嘛

Are you kidding me

你不是吧

I see tense moments like this more than you think

我比你们想象中看过更多这样剑拔弩张的场景

I'll just give you guys some space

我给你们俩留点私人空间吧

You know how much it's gonna cost to fix that fridge

你知道修好那个冰箱要花多少钱吗

$200 I have really good hearing

要两百刀我有超强听力

Do you have any idea how hard I work for the money we get

那你知道我要多辛苦才能赚到钱吗

I'm sorry

对不起

I don't care how long it takes

我不管要多久的时间

You're gonna pay me back every cent of this

这笔债你一毛钱都别想少还我

Yes sir

好的爸爸

I am very disappointed in you

我对你非常失望

You know if you cry I can't enjoy your pain

你要是哭了我就不能享受你的痛苦了

Mom

妈

since Sheldon cost you all that money

现在谢尔顿害你损失了这么多钱

who's your new favorite me or Georgie

谁才是你最爱的孩子啊我还是小乔治

You know I don't have favorites

你知道我没有最爱的孩子

Yeah right

谁信啊

Okay whoever takes the trash out first is my favorite

行谁先把垃圾拿出去丢谁就是我的最爱

She thinks we're stupid

她觉得我们是傻子

Dad I'm pleased to tell you

爸我很高兴能告诉你

I've got a job to pay back my debt

我找到了一份能让我还债的工作了

Is that so

是吗

I'm going to be a paperboy

我要去当送报小童

Well that's great

那很棒啊

I'm proud of ya

我为你感到骄傲

How do you plan on delivering these papers

你打算怎么送那些报纸呢

Bicycle ‭You don't know how to ride a bicycle

-骑自行车 -你不会骑自行车啊

There's nothing I can't learn

世上没有我学不会的事情

A week ago I didn't know how to take apart a refrigerator

一周前我还不知道怎么拆解冰箱呢

He can't deliver newspapers

他才送不了报纸

Why not ‭ It's too dangerous

-为什么不行 -太危险了

I think you're being a little overprotective

我觉得你有点过度保护他了吧

You expect him to go riding around at 5 00 A M

你指望他能在清晨5点

with cars and dogs and who knows what else

在车与看门犬以及其他的东西中到处骑吗

I did it when I was his age So did Georgie

我在他这年纪时也做过啊小乔治也做过

You're gonna teach your brother how to do this

你得教你弟弟怎么干这个

What if I don't want to

要是我不想呢

You're doing it anyway

你不想也没得选

Hey nobody asked your opinion

没人叫你提供意见

I knew the answer I got excited

我知道答案嘛一时情不自禁

Georgie

小乔治

Georgie

小乔治

What

干嘛啦

I'm ready to scrub the moral stain off my character

我准备好要洗刷我道德上的污点了

I hate everything about you

我真是恨透了你的一切

When does the truck bring the papers

卡车什么时候会把报纸送来啊

When it does

该来就会来了

That's a tautology

你这是重言句

What ‭A tautology

-什么 -重言句

A statement that's true but uninformative

虽然是正确的陈述但基本是废话

Hey you're supposed to be the one teaching me

今天应该是你来教导我事物才对啊

That's funny

真是可笑

Oh there it is

来了

Over here Over here

这里这里

This is exciting

这好让人兴奋啊

It's somethin'

算吧

Thank you Have a great day

谢谢祝你有美好的一天

Now what

现在该怎么做

Take 'em into the garage and fold 'em

拿进车库里然后开始折

Oh boy

我的老天

Fold 'em like this then rubber band

这么折然后用橡皮筋捆上

But you didn't fold it into even thirds

但你没有折成相同三折啊

Nobody cares ‭I care

-谁在乎啊 -我在乎

Then do whatever you want

那就按你想做的做吧

Wake me up when you're done

等你折好了再叫我

Over the next 17 minutes

在接下来的17分钟里

I used physics geometry and old fashioned hard work

我用了物理与几何再搭配传统的努力劳动

to create the perfect newspaper folding system

创造出了完美的报纸折叠系统

I'm done

我做完了

Great Let's load up the wagon

很好现在都装上拖车吧

No I'm done with this one I still have 39 more to go

我折好了这个还有39份要折

He's gonna be fine

他会没事的

You don't have to tell me that

不用你跟我说

I know he's gonna be fine

我知道他会没事

If you believe that

如果你真的深信不疑

why aren't you in bed right now

那你为什么现在不在床上躺着

Because this is the same boy

因为这孩子

who couldn't find his way out of that sleeping bag

可是有过被困在睡袋里出不来呢

He made his way out

他最终还是出来了

Just took him five or ten minutes

只是多花了五到十分钟

I know you're worried but

我知道你很担心可是

he needs to experience the world a little bit

他需要体验一下这个世界

Why not let him do it when most of it's asleep

何不趁世界大部分人还在沉睡时让他做呢

I suppose you're right

我想你说得对

You coming back to bed

回床上来吗

Are you crazy

你疯了吗

That's my little boy out there in the dark

我的小宝贝可是在外面一片漆黑之中

Mm but your big boy's right here under the covers

但你的大宝贝就躺在被窝里呀

There is a nicer way to say that

你可以用好听一点的说法婉拒的

All right you got your list of addresses

你要派送的地址都有了吗

Right here 'Kay All you got to do

-就在这 -你只需到每一家

is go up to each house and throw the newspaper

把报纸扔到他们门前

at their front door

就行了

Got it

明白了

All right I'm going back to bed

我回去睡觉了

Thank you Georgie

谢谢你小乔治

You've been a wonderful teacher

你是一个很棒的老师

and I'm very appreciative that you took the ti

我很感激你花时间...

Ah My hands are black

我的手掌变黑了

Why are my hands black ‭ Relax

-为什么我的手黑了 -淡定

It's just the ink from the papers

那只是报纸上的油墨

Why wasn't I warned of this

为什么没人告诉过我

Out damned spot

洗掉吧这该死的污点

That's from Shakespeare

这是莎士比亚的名句

Hey Sheldon

你好谢尔顿

Hello Billy

你好比利

Are you our new paperboy

你是我们新的送报小童吗

Yes I'm joining the work a day world

对我要加入打工族的世界

I work too I take care of our chickens

我也工作我照顾我们家的鸡

Don't get the wrong idea

别误会

When I grow up I plan on being a theoretical physicist

我长大后打算当一名理论物理学家

Cool

酷

I'm sticking with chickens

我还是要继续养鸡

All righty then Have a nice day

那好吧祝你今天愉快

You too

你也是

Oh cool it's Monday

赞今天是周一

How's he doing

他做得怎么样

Been out here 20 minutes This is his second house

都出门二十分钟了才到第二户人家

He throws like you

他扔东西很像你

To say this first day

说第一天有挑战性

was challenging would be an understatement

不足以形容当时的艰辛

To say the rest of the week got better from there would be

说那周剩下的日子情况有所好转

the kind of lie that sets pants on fire

那就是会被火烧屁股惩罚的谎言

Oh no Oh my Oh

糟了不要啊

Oh no Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear

不要老天老天

Oh dear Oh dear Ah Ah

老天老天

Oh dear

老天

Oh dear

老天

Oh dear

老天

Oh dear Oh dear

老天老天

Oh dear oh dear Oh dear oh dear

老天老天老天

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

老天老天老天

Fun fact

有趣小知识

the larger Sunday paper required a second bundle

周日的报纸比较厚额外多了一捆

Oh dear

老天

After a week of tangling with animals

经过一周与动物

Mother Nature and a delivery man

大自然和一名

with a good arm and a bad attitude

残臂暴躁快递员的搏斗

it was time to reap the benefits of my hard work

是时候获取我辛勤工作的回报了

Collecting

收钱

Collecting

收钱

Hey Sheldon ‭ Hello Mrs Sparks

-谢尔顿你好 -斯帕克斯太太你好

I'm here to collect for this week's paper delivery

我来收这周送报纸的钱

Right Hang on

对等等

Also I'm given to understand that tipping is customary

另外有人告诉我通常还会给小费

so feel free to express your appreciation

所以请随意表达你的感激之情

Here you go

给你

You tipped me a dime

你给我一毛钱小费

Is there a problem

有问题吗

No it just doesn't seem like very much

没有只是好像不太多

You were late every day

你每天都送晚了

Well I had to brave the elements

我得勇敢面对恶劣天气

I saw you

我看到你了

"Brave" isn't the word that I would use

你的表现可说不上"勇敢"

Hey Sheldon

谢尔顿

You look sad

你好像很难过

I am

我是很难过

Want an egg

想要个鸡蛋吗

Sheldon

谢尔顿

What

干嘛

You suck

你真讨厌

I'm sorry but I have a job to do

抱歉但我要工作

How much longer till you pay Dad back

你还要做多久才能还爸爸钱

At this rate six months

照这个速度六个月

You suck

你真讨厌

Make sure your parents sign these

记得叫爸妈签名

I'll need 'em back by Friday

周五前交回给我

Mr Cooper you're late

库珀先生你迟到了

I know I'm late

我知道我迟到了

My training wheels broke

我的单车辅助轮坏了

Training wheels

辅助轮

Yes Derek

对德瑞克

I have training wheels like a child

我像小孩子一样用辅助轮

I also have a job like an adult

我也像成年人一样有工作

I'm a very complicated person

我是一个复杂难懂的人

Sure Let's go with complicated

就当是复杂难懂吧

Okay Permission slips

好了别忘了家长同意书

What's in the mug

杯子里装的什么

It's a coffee mug Tam

这是咖啡杯丹

What do you think is in it

你说装的是什么

Could be soup

有可能是汤啊

It's coffee

是咖啡

Where'd you get it

你从哪弄到的

The teachers' lounge And before you ask

教师休息室在你问之前

no I'm not the world's greatest grandpa

我先说我不是世界上最棒的爷爷

Since when do you drink coffee

你什么时候开始喝咖啡的

I don't but this job is killing me

我不喝但我的工作快压垮我了

You wouldn't understand

你不会懂的

You realize I have a job

你知道我有工作的吧

At your parents' convenience store

在你父母开的便利店打工

That doesn't count

那不算数的

Why not

为什么

You get to sit at a cash register

你能坐在收银台

and have the fun of doing math

享受计算的乐趣

Actually the cash register tells you

事实上收银机会告诉你

how much change to give

该找多少钱

Oh That's too bad

那太惨了

Oh I hear they're opening an Olive Garden

我听说他们要开一家橄榄园餐厅

where the old Sizzler used to be On Hampton Road

-就在原来时时乐那个地方 -汉普顿路吗

Yeah ‭ I don't think that was a Sizzler

-对 -那里原来好像不是时时乐

That was a Chi Chi's

而是奇奇美式墨西哥餐吧

No the Chi Chi's is on Bedford

不对奇奇在贝德福德路

across from the Payless Shoes

对面是惠又多鞋店

She's right Because one time we got shoes

没错因为我们有一次买完鞋

and then we got Chi Chi's

就去吃了奇奇

That was a good day

真是美好的一天

Huh I guess that was a Sizzler

那应该就是时时乐了

I'm sorry they closed that

那餐厅关门了真可惜

Oh there's still the other one on Route 40

40街还有一家

Who cares

谁在乎啊

You have a problem

你有意见吗

Yes I do I've had a long day

有我辛苦了一天

Is it too much to ask for a dinner

想要安静平和地吃顿晚餐

with a little peace and quiet

这要求很过分吗

Sheldon you do not talk to your father like that

谢尔顿你不能这么跟你爸爸说话

Fine I'd rather not speak to any of you

好吧我还不想跟你们说话呢

Maybe I better go talk to him

我还是去跟他聊聊吧

No I got this ‭

不我去

George maybe you should calm down first

乔治你自己先冷静下来吧

I got this

我能搞定

You want to explain yourself

你想解释一下吗

I'd rather just go to bed

我宁愿直接上床睡觉

since I have to be up in a few hours anyway

反正几小时后就要起床了

Look I understand you're tired but that is no reason for you

我知道你很累但你也不能...

I'm not just tired I'm exhausted

我不只是累我是精疲力尽

Everything hurts

全身上下都疼

I get up in the morning

我早上起床

to do this job I don't even like

去做一份我根本不喜欢的工作

And I'm doing it just for the money

我工作只是为了钱

and it's not even a lot of money

可钱还少得可怜

I keep trying harder and harder

我每天都付出更多努力

and it doesn't even make a difference

但情况完全没有改变

So if you're going to yell at me or punish me

所以如果你要吼我或惩罚我

let's just get it over with

就赶紧罚完了事

I'm not gonna punish you

我不打算惩罚你

Why not I deserve it

为什么我罪有应得

Let me tell you about my day

让我告诉你我今天过得如何

I got yelled at by the principal

今天校长大骂我

for benching a linebacker who's flunking English

因为我不让一个英语挂科的线卫上场比赛

Then I got yelled at even more by the kid's parents

然后那孩子的父母骂得我更凶

Then I had to break up a fight in the locker room

之后我在更衣室制止了一场打斗

Got elbowed in the neck

被肘击中了脖子

That's a rough day

你今天真惨

That was all before 10 00 A M

这些都是早上十点前发生的

So I get what you're going through

所以我明白你的痛苦

But you'll notice I didn't come home and take it out on you

但你会发现我没回家拿你撒气

No you didn't

确实没有

I want you to get back in there

我希望你回去

apologize to everyone and finish your dinner

向所有人道歉然后把饭吃完

Yes sir

遵命

My father's wisdom touched me deeply

我父亲的智慧深深触动了我

Which is why to this day

所以至今

no matter what I'm going through

无论我经历了什么

I am never irritating or abusive

我都不会惹恼或辱骂

to any of my friends or loved ones

我任何一个朋友或家人

Ask them They'll tell you

不信问他们他们会告诉你

For the next several months

接下来几个月里

I continued working my paper route

我继续工作按路线送报

until I paid my father back

直到还清我爸爸钱为止

And by working I mean deligating

而我说工作是指委派贤能

I've no idea where I am

我不知道这是哪儿