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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

谢尔顿库珀

睿侠电池俱乐部会员卡

博物馆

德州自然科学

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梅德福

史前人类展闭馆修缮中

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Who are you

你是谁

I'm Paige This is a very advanced class

-我叫佩吉 -你知道这是十分进阶的课程吧

Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign

那你知道怎么做莱布尼茨积分法则吗

不会

Do you know anything

那你知道什么啊

I know you're in my spot

我知道你坐了我的专座

These are parents we can actually relate to

这是跟我们有共同之处的家长

Sounds good Oh thank you Lord

-好主意 -感谢主让我们能认识

for connecting us with the parents of another special child

另一对有一个特别孩子的父母

You kids are special too

你们俩孩子也很特别啊

I used to work at the practice with Barry but I had to quit

我以前在巴里的诊所上班但后来不得不放弃了

once Paige's schedule started to get busy

因为佩吉的日程排得很满

Well a unique child can require a lot of attention

独特的孩子需要加倍的关注

Try all the attention

是全部的关注吧

Barry it sounds like you might be feeling left out

巴里听起来你觉得自己被冷落了

Sometimes I do

有时确实如此

Don't you get him another beer

你别再给他啤酒了

Oh come on You love this and you know it

你也很享受看好戏你心里清楚

They're as messed up as we are

他们跟我们一样一团糟

From a young age I was the proud member

从小开始我就是几个

of several elite organizations

精英组织骄傲的成员

The Radio Shack Battery Club

睿侠电池俱乐部

entitling the bearer to the incredible bargain

会员能享有超划算福利

of one free battery per month

每个月能得到一个免费电池

It's no wonder they went out of business

难怪它们最后倒闭了

Starfleet International entitling the bearer

《星际迷航》舰队国际会员卡会员能享有

to say things like "I'm a member of Starfleet International "

说出"我是《星际迷航》舰队国际会员"的资格

And best of all the Natural Science Museum of Texas

还有最棒的就是德州自然科学博物馆会员

which included a free subscription to their magazine

会员能免费得到博物馆出的杂志

"The secrets of carbon isotope dating "

"碳同位素定年法的奥秘"

Juicy

有料

Mom can you make the salad

妈你可以帮我做色拉吗

Sure

没问题

Hey don't put in any of those little tomatoes

别加小番茄啊

Hey I don't tell you how to impersonate a lump of clay

我没多嘴教你怎么当你这样的一坨黏土

You don't tell me how to make a salad

你也别来教我怎么做色拉

There's going to be a lecture on carbon dating

这周六在自然科学博物馆会有

at the Natural Science Museum on Saturday

碳同位素定年法的讲座

Who would like to take me

谁想要带我去呢

You know what I'd be happy to

其实我非常乐意呢

What happened to helping me at my yard sale

那之前说好的帮忙我搞旧物拍卖呢

Ooh is that this Saturday

那是在这周六吗

I'm sorry

抱歉啦

I'm taking him to a lecture on uh

我得带他去听讲座...

what is it Carbonation

什么主题来着碳化吗

Carbon dating A method of determining

碳测年一种用来测定

the age of artifacts and fossils

史前文物与化石年份的方法

Hey we could use that to figure out how old your grandma is

我们可以用这个方法来测你姥姥的年纪呢

That won't work

这不管用

You can't carbon date something that's alive

这方法没办法测活物的年份

Well then we'll just chop her down and count the rings

那就把她给砍了然后数年轮吧

Oh George did my "lump of clay" remark strike a nerve

乔治啊我喊你"一坨黏土"是不是伤到你啦

A little

稍微吧

Dad do you believe that fossils are millions of years old

爸爸你相信化石有上百万年的历史吗

I guess Why

大概吧怎么了

Well Mom believes the world was only created 6 000 years ago

妈妈相信世界是在六千年前被创造出来的

Yeah So

是啊所以呢

Are these differences a sticking point in your marriage

这些思想差别不会让你们婚姻起冲突吗

Not at all

完全不会

Why Simple

-为什么 -很简单

We never talk about it

我们从来不谈这些事

So you just avoid discussing topics you don't agree on

所以你们就避开聊会有分歧的话题吗

At all costs

不惜一切代价避免

Hearing that further convinces me I'll never get married

听完这番话我又更肯定要永不结婚了

Never say never

永不说永不

Why not You just said it twice

为何不行你刚刚才说了两次

All right as soon as I get these tables set up on the lawn

好了我把桌子都摆到草坪上后

y'all can start bringing that stuff out

你们就可以开始把东西都搬出来了

You think you're gonna get ten bucks for this piece of junk

你觉得这垃圾能卖出去10块钱吗

Hey that piece of junk is a wedding gift

你说的那个垃圾可是我结婚时

from my cheap ass Cousin Betty

我的铁公鸡亲戚贝蒂送的呢

And I was gonna leave a little room to haggle

而且我预留了一点让人讲价的空间

What's a haggle

什么是讲价

Negotiating You start high

谈判你先开高价

they offer less then you meet somewhere in the middle

他们会出低价然后你们折中谈个价格

Leaves them feeling like you know they got a deal

让他们觉得自己好像赚到了

Did they Not if you did it right

-会赚到吗 -你聪明他们就赚不到

How much are we getting paid today

我们今天能得到多少辛苦费

You're not getting paid squat You're helping out your meemaw

你们得到个屁啦你们是在帮忙姥姥

That doesn't seem fair

这样不太公平吧

Yeah we should get something

对啊好歹有些报酬

Fine

行吧

How much you want

你们想要多少钱

Five dollars Each

-5块钱 -每人

Each

每人

That's pretty steep

价钱挺高啊

How about I give you a buck apiece

我给你们两个一人1块如何

Let's meet in the middle Three dollars each

咱们折中吧一人给3块

Now we're haggling

现在这就是讲价了

Let me ask you a question

让我问你们个问题

If you break something today

如果你们今天不小心打碎东西

are you prepared to cover the cost of that

你们准备好赔钱了吗

No Nuh uh Mm

-没 -没有

Well we're gonna have to factor that in

那我们得把这点算进来

And did you bring your own lunch

那你们自备午餐来了吗

You said we were getting pizza

你说了我们会叫披萨吃

Well I did but pizza ain't free

是啊但披萨不是免费的

And I'm teaching you about negotiating

而且我还教了你们谈判

which is a pretty valuable life lesson right

这是人生挺宝贵的一课呢

Yeah I guess so

-是啦 -大概吧

So if my math is right

所以如果我没算错

you owe me two dollars each

你们一人欠我... 2块钱

We owe you

我们还欠你吗

The numbers don't lie

数字不会骗人

Dang it

靠

All right listen

好啦听我说

I love ya and you're family

我爱你们你们也是我的家人

so if you do it for nothing we'll call it even

所以如果你们免费干活儿这笔账当两清了

Take it take it take it

接受快接受吧

You got yourself a deal

这笔生意我们同意了

Y'all drive a hard bargain

你们俩可真是太会讲价了

Now start bringing that crap outside

现在开始把这些垃圾搬出来吧

Oh my

我的天啊

Yeah

厉害

I bet he dresses down

我猜如果把它肉都割下来

to about 6 000 7 000 pounds of USDA prime

估计能弄出大概3000公斤的顶级好肉

You would eat him

你会吃它肉吗

He'd eat me

反过来他也会吃我啊

Wow You're really cleaning house

你真的是要大清仓呢

Got to get rid of the old gar bage

不清掉这些旧的垃圾

make room for the new gar bage

怎么有位子放新的垃圾

This was Dad's

这是爸爸的东西

You're not getting rid of this are you

你不会要把这个卖掉吧

Didn't need it when he shot it

在他射杀时就不需要它

didn't need it when he stuffed it

在他做标本时也不需要它

don't need it now Really

-现在就更不需要它了 -真的吗

It was his first attempt at taxidermy

这是他第一次尝试做动物标本的作品

He was so proud

他可引以为傲了

If it has sentimental value to you

如果你对它有感情

I'll let you have it for five dollars

我愿意5块钱卖给你

Ooh For this nasty thing

5块钱买这个恶心玩意吗

Oh you're selling his golf clubs too

你也要卖掉他的高尔夫球杆吗

Which one of your children do you see

你那几个孩子里你能看出有谁

hanging out with Arnold Palmer in the future

哪天能跟高尔夫大神玩在一起吗

Dad's clothes his shoes his pipes

爸爸的衣服鞋子烟斗都卖吗

Honey it's just stuff

亲爱的这都只是俗物罢了

I know but still

我知道但是...

I get how you're feeling

我理解你的感受

I do

我真的明白

Now go away

但现在赶紧滚蛋吧

I got a lot of crap to sell

我还有很多垃圾要卖呢

All right now don't wander off

到了你听我说不许乱跑

Pick you up right after the lecture's over

讲座一结束我就来接你

Bye

再见

You gonna be okay by yourself

你自己待着不会有问题吧

I actually prefer it

我其实更喜欢独处呢

Yep I'm leaving

好吧那我走啦

You keep saying that but then you don't do it

你一直说要走但脚一直不迈开

Bye

再见

He's so needy

他好粘人啊

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Paige

佩吉

I'm so happy to see you

真高兴见到你

Are you happy to see me

你高兴见到我吗

Not immediately

没有立刻就高兴

That's okay

没关系

I'm happy enough for both of us

我高兴的程度够两人份了

George

乔治

您好

Oh Paige's mom

我是佩吉的妈妈

I know

我当然知道啦

What a nice surprise

真是意外之喜啊

I just dropped Paige off at the carbon dating lecture

我刚把佩吉带去听碳测年法的讲座

And I dropped Sheldon

我也刚带谢尔顿去听

Well how about that

真是巧啊

How about it

无巧不成书

Mind if I join you

不介意我坐下吧

Sure

请坐

So uh where's your your hubby

所以你的... 你的老公呢

Oh Barry Barry Yeah

-巴里吗 -对巴里

Who cares

谁管他啊

That doesn't sound good

这听起来不太对啊

Oh sorry Just ignore me

抱歉你别理我

Okay

行

Oh hey you want a wing

你要来一只鸡翅吗

Yeah no thank you

不用了谢谢

You mind if I watch the game

你不介意我看比赛吧

Oh no not at all Enjoy

不完全不介意你请看

I'll just see what kind of pie they have

我在看他们这边提供哪些派

Well we were here last year when Arkansas

我们去年也来了这里当时阿肯色州...

It's getting a little tougher to ignore you

有点难不注意到你啊

Oh I'm sorry It's just

对不起我只是...

Oh forget it

算了啦

Okeydoke

恭敬不如从命

Fine I'll tell you Barry and I haven't been in a good place

好啦我告诉你巴里跟我感情状况

in a long time and I

已经不好很久了而我...

I think we're headed for divorce

我觉得我们可能要离婚了

I'm sorry Uh

我很遗憾

I don't know what to say

我也不知道该说什么了

You don't have to say anything

你不用特别说什么啦

That I can do

这个我可以做到

They have cobbler

这里有卖水果馅饼

All right everybody welcome

好的欢迎各位前来

Glad to see we got so many people interested

好高兴能看到有众多

in radioactive decay

对放射性衰变感兴趣的朋友们

Well hello

你们好啊

Hi Hi

-你好 -你好

This is a nice surprise

真是没有想到呢

I don't usually see young people at my lectures

我很少见到我的讲座上有这么年轻的朋友

I enjoyed your paper on accelerator mass spectrometry

我很喜欢您的加速剖谱法论文

and wanted to find out more

想要来了解更多东西

Is that so

是这样吗

And you

那你呢

I read this magazine

我读了这本杂志

It has puzzles too

里面还有谜题呢

Okay

行吧

Do you want to kick this off

你想不想在讲座开始时

and tell us exactly what carbon dating is

先跟大家说到底什么是碳测年法呢

The 5 730 year half life of carbon 14

碳14的5730年的半衰期

is used as a geochronometer

被人们用来当做地质时标

Anything else you'd like to add

你有什么想补充的吗

carbon dating is how we figured out how old my grandmother is

碳测年法能被用来检测我姥姥有多少岁

It was at this moment I learned

在那一刻我认识到了

I was not only brilliant I was also hilarious

我不只聪明绝顶我还幽默风趣

I mean you of all people would understand

世界上所有人中你应该是最能理解的了

You've got a special child of your own

你自己也有一个特别的孩子

I do I do

是的我家有

How do you and Mary handle the stress

你跟玛丽是怎么承受这份压力的呢

Well we actually have a pretty good system

我们其实有一个挺不错的方法

Oh please tell me

求你教教我吧

We don't talk about it

我们不谈这些事

Not at all

完全不谈吗

Zippo

完全不

Boy that doesn't sound like it could work

天啊感觉这招不能行啊

Suit yourself but I'm having a nice day

随你怎么想但我正过着美好的一天

you're crying into your peach cobbler

而你对着桃子馅饼以泪洗面

For now let's neglect changes in the isotopic ratio

现在先忽略千年来空气里的

of the air over thousands of years

同位素比的变化

This is pretty basic stuff

这是好基本的东西

Yes

是的

I'm bored

我好无聊啊

Let's get out of here

我们走吧

I can't I told my dad

不可以我跟我爸爸说好

I'd stay here until the end of the lecture

我会在这里待到讲座结束

Okay Be a baby

行吧当个小屁孩

I'm leaving

我要走了

In our case the math yields

在这个案例中算完的结果

approximately 48 000 years

大概是在48000年

I was most certainly not a baby

我绝对不是个小屁孩

If anyone was a baby it was she

如果要说谁是小屁孩那肯定是她

because people who call other people babies

因为会叫别人小屁孩的人

are the real babies

自己才是真正的小屁孩

Wait up

等我

I like it

我喜欢它

It likes you

它也喜欢你

How much Five dollars

-多少钱 -5块钱

I only have 50 cents

我只有5毛钱

That's okay We're haggling

没关系我们可以讲价

I don't know what that means

我不懂这个词是什么意思

You make me an offer and we meet in the middle

你出个价然后我们折中谈个价

The middle of what

折哪个中

I'm not really sure

我也不是很确定

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Considering buying this jacket

考虑买这件夹克

I found chewing tobacco and Juicy Fruit in the pocket

我还在口袋里找到了咀嚼用烟草与口香糖

Does that come with it or is it extra

这是随夹克附赠还是要钱

Actually that's not for sale

其实这件是非卖品

Why don't you look for something else

你看看别的东西吧

You sure There's a price tag on it

你确定吗上面贴了价钱呢

Just take it off

脱下来就是了

Is this some kind of bargaining technique

这是什么独特的谈价招数吗

Because I should warn you

我得先警告你

I've been to the bazaars in Istanbul

我曾经去过伊斯坦堡的市集

where the negotiations are fast furious and bilingual

那里的讲价风风火火还得双语进行

Just take it off damn it

少废话老娘让你脱你就脱

What just happened

刚才是怎么回事

That's my dad's jacket

那是先父的夹克

Still don't know what happened

还是没懂哪里出了问题

Do you think humans will become extinct like the dinosaurs

你觉得人类有可能像恐龙一样灭绝吗

Yes but before that happens some of us will merge

可能但当那一刻到来我们其中一部分人

with computers and become immortal cyborgs

会跟电脑合而为一变成永生的电子人

That's a fascinating idea

这是很不错的想法呢

Thank you

谢谢

Did you get that from a TV show

你是从电视上学到的想法吗

不是

A comic book

是漫画啦

And then when Paige turned six it was obvious

当佩吉满6岁的时候很明显

she wasn't like the other kids

她跟其他孩子完全不一样

and she needed a school where she could excel

所以她需要去一间能让她大放异彩的学校

Uh huh But Barry's dental practice

-嗯哼 -但巴里的牙科诊所

was 50 miles outside of Fayetteville

离费耶特维尔的学校有80公里远呢

and do you know what's available for extraordinary children

你知道离费耶特维尔有80公里远的孩子

50 miles outside of Fayetteville

还有什么别的选择吗

I'm gonna guess not much Nothing

-我猜没什么选择 -是什么都没有

So I packed us up and I made him move to Texas where

所以我打包了一切让他带我们搬到德州来

believe it or not people do get cavities

反正你猜怎么着这里的人也有蛀牙

I believe it I had a humdinger last summer

我相信我去年夏天也有过经验

Face swelled up like a cantaloupe

脸肿到像个哈密瓜那么大

And do you know he's been cool to me ever since

而且你知道从那之后他就对我冷淡

even though his practice is making money

哪怕他的诊所在这赚大发了

hand over fist Yeah yeah

-钱都数不过来 -是啊是啊

And as much as he says I ignore him

尽管他总说我忽视他

he ignores me just as much

他自己也没少忽视我好吗

I mean would it kill him to get a babysitter every once in a while

他偶尔请个保姆来看一下孩子会死吗

and take me to dinner maybe a movie

然后带我去吃顿晚饭或看场电影

It would not

绝对不会死

Oh darn You didn't see me

惨了别说你有看见我

George

乔治

Hey

你好啊

Paige's dad

佩吉的爸爸

Barry Yeah of course I remember

巴里嘛我当然记得你啦

What are you doing here

你在这里做什么呢

Uh just you know

你懂的

Sheldon wanted to go to a science lecture

谢尔顿想去听科学讲座嘛

No kidding

不是吧

We just dropped Paige off there

我也刚送佩吉去听

You don't say

真是巧啊

Caveman stuff I love that

穴居人的东西我喜欢

Where are you going It's closed

你要去哪里这里关闭了

I can read baby

我认字好吗小屁孩

Just so you know that won't work every time

我告诉你你这招不会一直有效的

You haven't uh seen Linda around have you

你没有在附近见到琳达吧

Linda

琳达

Your wife Linda

你老婆嘛琳达

Yeah No

没见到

So what's new

近来可好

Oh not much

没什么特别的

Hey you like football

你喜欢看橄榄球吗

不喜欢

Well you sure It's a close game

你确定吗比分很接近的精彩比赛呢

Uh no no I'm uh more of a tennis man

不了不了我个人比较喜欢网球

Well those are two very different sports aren't they

这还真是两项非常不同的运动呢对吧

George can I confide in you

乔治我能跟你吐露一些心事吗

This is oddly reminiscent of a dinner with my family

这里莫名让我想起我家共进晚餐的画面

You're funny

你真搞笑

I know

我知道

My family never eats dinner together

我家从来不一起共进晚餐

Why not

为什么不呢

My dad always manages to come home from work after we're done

我爸爸总是能在我们吃饱饭后才到家

Hmm My dad never misses a meal

我爸爸从不错过任何一餐

Do you think Stone Age parents stayed together forever

你觉得石器时代的父母会一生相守吗

They had to There were no lawyers

必须啊当时没有离婚律师

What

怎么

That was funny

这话很好笑

Right we've established I'm funny

是的我们刚才已经说过我很搞笑了

Well I think my parents are getting a divorce

我觉得我父母可能要离婚了

Why

为什么

They fight all the time

他们整天吵架

About what Mostly me

-吵什么呢 -吵我的事吧

Hmm That's too bad

那真是太遗憾了

I guess I'm lucky

我想我很幸运吧

Why

为什么

I'm the glue that holds our family together

我是把我家凝聚在一起的粘合剂

What are you kids doing in there

你们俩孩子在里面干嘛

Okay ten cents a week for a whole year

行吧一周1毛钱付你一整年

I get the raccoon and to tell people you're my girlfriend

我带走浣熊然后跟别人说你是我女朋友

15 cents a week and if you say hello to me in school

一周1毛5 如果你在学校跟我打招呼

I'll say hello back

我也会跟你打招呼

Deal

成交

Connie I need to apologize

康妮我想向你道歉

Oh that's okay Don't worry about it

没事啦别放在心上

No I am worrying about it

不我的确放心上了

I didn't realize that with you and I being in a relationship

我没意识到我跟你在交往

me wearing your dead husband's clothes

我穿着你去世丈夫的衣服

would be emotionally challenging for you

会让你情绪上有些难接受

All right apology accepted

好吧我接受你的道歉

Thank you

谢谢你

Are you okay

你还好吗

I guess I just didn't expect that getting rid of my

我可能之前没有预料到卖掉我...

my husband's stuff was gonna hit me so hard

我去世老公的东西会让我那么难受

He must have been a wonderful man

他肯定是个很棒的男人

Well he had his moments

他是有过他好的时候啦

He was married to a wonderful woman so that says a lot

他娶了一个这么杰出的女性肯定不一般

You're pretty wonderful yourself

你也很棒啦

Thank you

谢谢

Now let's talk about this hula girl lamp

我们来聊聊这个草裙女郎灯

What's your best price

你能给我多便宜的价格

It's my gift to you

我送你了

Nice haggle

很会讲价啊

Nice mullet

很会吃鱼排啊

Thanks again

再次谢谢你们

Real sorry about this

真的很抱歉

What were you thinking

你在想什么呢

I got bored

我无聊了嘛

'Cause you're a baby

因为你是个小屁孩

What happened

发生什么事了

Everything's fine

没事了

They just wandered off

他们俩乱跑了而已

Hey Linda nice to see you

琳达很高兴见到你啊

George Sheldon's dad

我是乔治谢尔顿的父亲

Oh sure yes Hi

当然你好啊

Well good to see you folks

很高兴见到你们

Take care

保重

Did you know that her parents are getting a divorce

你知道她父母要离婚的事吗

Just keep walking Keep walking

多动脚少动嘴

What what is that for

这... 这是干嘛

Well can't I appreciate my wife

我不能感激我的娇妻吗

What did you do now

你又做了什么事

I didn't do anything

我没做什么啊

Want to hear something cool

想听一件很酷的事吗

Sheldon skipped out of that lecture

谢尔顿翘了那堂讲座

with that little Paige girl snuck into a closed exhibit

跟那个佩吉姑娘一起溜进了关闭的展览场

You're kidding True

-不是吧 -是真的

Even got uh "arrested" by the museum security cops

而且还被博物馆安保人员给"逮捕"了

Why would you think that's cool

那你觉得是哪里酷了呢

Sheldon got into trouble with a girl

谢尔顿跟个姑娘一起惹了麻烦

I'm bursting with pride

我真是骄傲到不行啊

You know what I don't want to talk about it

你知道吗我不想谈这件事

There right there

没错就是这个

That's why I love you

这就是为什么我爱你

You gonna eat your beans

你要吃你的豆子吗

Yeah I'm gonna eat my beans Duh

当然我要吃我的豆子

What about your tots

那你的薯块呢

Those too Georgie

-我也要吃 -小乔治

Just eat your own dinner

吃你自己盘里的食物

Dad Can't have my tots either

-老爸 -你也别想吃我的薯块