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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

It's fun huh

很抢眼对吧

I feel like I'm riding in a banana

我觉得我在坐香蕉兜风

So excited for you to show me around campus today

今天好兴奋能有你带我四处参观校园呢

Come on Let's go

来吧跟我走

Together again

我们两个又聚在一起啦

Just feels right doesn't it

感觉太对了你说是吧

I'm actually 29

其实我29岁了

Well I guess there's something I should tell you

那有件事我也该告诉你

I'm totally fine with that

我完全不介意

I was talking about us travelling together

我之前提议我们一起去旅行

and instead you went out and bought a yellow clown car

然而你却自己跑去买了一辆可笑的黄色跑车

You're picturing a future where we slow down

你所展望的未来我们放缓了脚步享受生活

and I'm just getting going

然而我的事业刚起步

You know I love you right

你知道我爱你对吧

I love you too

我也爱你

But we're done

但我们结束了

For many college kids

对很多大学生来说

waiting in line for concert tickets is a rite of passage

排队买演唱会的票仿佛是一种成年礼

and I was no different

而我也不例外

Except instead of rock and roll music

除了我排队的不是摇滚乐

my concert was a lecture on black hole topology

我的演唱会是黑洞拓扑学的讲座

Instead of a stage dive

你们有舞台跳水

I would dive into knowledge

我会跳入知识的海洋

Instead of guitar shredding solos

你们能看炸裂的吉他独奏

I would witness universe shredding hypotheses

我能见证炸裂宇宙的假说

And instead of a charismatic

你们有魅力四射的

front man dazzling the audience there would be

表演者风靡全场而我这

well actually the exact same thing

也有差不多的东西吧

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Paige Why are you here

佩吉你怎么来了

The lecture

讲座啊

Well if you're looking to jump the line I don't do cutsies

如果你是想找我插队我可不会答应

No I'm actually part of the lecture

不我也是讲座的人

Professor Patterson is my mentor at UT

帕特森教授是我在德州大学的导师

Really You're part of the quantum gravity team

是吗你是量子引力团队的人吗

Yeah it's actually really interesting

对啊还蛮有趣的呢

We've been examining all I know what it's about

-我们测试了各种 -我知道团队是干嘛的

It's why I've been waiting in line for three hours

所以我才在这里排队了三个小时

Wow three hours to see me speak

真的假的排三个小时来听我讲吗

I didn't know you were such a fan

我都不知道你是我的死忠粉

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

Okay this is it

好就是这里啦

Nice

不错啊

Not really but at least my parents aren't in the room next door

并没有但好歹我爸妈不睡在隔壁

Oh you want me to move this to the bedroom

要我帮你搬进卧室吗

It's a studio this is the bedroom

这是单人公寓这里就是卧室

There you go

那这样就行啦

How can I ever thank you

我该怎么谢你才好呢

Let's see

我想想啊

we are in the bedroom

既然我们都在卧室了

What so like take a nap

所以呢是要睡个午觉吗

Maybe after

完事之后吧

Deal

同意

I'm home

我到家啦

Hey honey how was school

亲爱的今天学校怎么样啊

So good Meemaw picked me up in her new car

超棒姥姥开她的新车来载我

We drove with the top down

我们敞着篷开回来的

A truck driver honked at us

还有卡车司机鸣笛致意呢

It was awesome

真是太赞了

See Missy loves my car

看到没米希就爱我的车

I don't know what Dale's problem is

我真不知道戴尔哪里有毛病

You're too good for him anyway

反正他压根就配不上你

Should she really be hearing about all this

这种事情是可以让她听的吗

Mom she just got dumped

妈她才刚被甩

It's what you do

姐妹就是要互相挺

Ooh is any of his stuff at your house

他还有什么东西落在你家吗

Let's set it on fire

我们去把它烧了吧

Don't you have homework

你是没功课要做吗

My grandma's hurting She needs me

我姥姥在伤心她需要我

去

I appreciate you picking Missy up from school

我很谢谢你载米希回家

but she does not need to hear about your love life

但你感情的事她没必要知道

She's got to learn sometime

她总得学会这一课啊

Learn what

哪一课

That men suck

男人都是垃圾

Not all men do that

不是所有男人都这样

Suck Say it

你说出来垃圾

No I want Missy back

-我不要 -我要米希陪我

Oh I know that you're hurting and

我知道你在伤心

I'm here for you so

我来陪着你你说吧

what do you need

你想要什么

Great take me drinking

很好带我去喝酒

It is 3 30 in the afternoon

现在才下午3点半

Yes it's called happy hour

现在不就是欢乐打折时光吗

I have to make dinner

我还得做晚饭

Oh fine I'll just be sad and drunk by myself

行我独自一人借酒浇愁吧

Maybe I'll go home with the bartender

说不定醉后跟酒保回家共度春宵

Missy

米希

I have to go out with your meemaw

我要跟你姥姥出去

but I'll be back later with KFC

我晚点会带肯德基回来

Did you see that ridiculous car she bought

你有看到她买的那辆傻逼车吗

Nope but I sure have heard a lot about it

没看到但听都听饱了

What is her problem

她是有啥毛病啊

She think she can do better than me

她觉得没了我她能更好是吗

Don't know what she thinks

我不知道她怎么想的

I'm a catch Okay

-我可是个抢手好货 -好的

You don't think I'm a catch

你不觉得我是抢手好货吗

You're a catch You're very catchable

太抢手太好货了

Darn tootin'

那可不是嘛

I thought you ended things with her

我记得不是你甩掉她吗

Yeah not my fault she's okay with it

是啊谁让她被甩还乐得轻松呢

You know what's better than going on and on about it

你知道比起碎碎念个不停什么更好吗

What's that

什么啊

Come on you can do better than that Punch her new car

加油你的拳头就这样吗打烂她的新车

Don't forget it's yellow

别忘了那是辆黄车

I mean since when are cars yellow

就是啊什么时候开始出黄车了

It's not a taxi

又不是出租车

Less talking more punching

少说话多出拳

Can I at least have some gloves My hands hurt

我能戴个拳套吗我的手好痛

Well aren't you a tender buttercup

你可真是娇嫩的一朵花啊

Watch this

看招

Oh hello

是你啊

You didn't stay for the Q and A

你怎么问答部分先走了

I had no Q's and therefore needed no A's

我没有问题自然也就不需要解答

Well I thought that maybe we could just hang out

我就是想或许我们能一起玩

Why would we do that

我们为什么要这样呢

'Cause we're friends

因为我们是朋友啊

Are we One time you punched me in the face

我们是吗有一次你还一拳揍了我的脸

Yeah that's what friends do Can I come in

对啊朋友之间就是打打闹闹嘛我能进来吗

Why aren't you spending the afternoon with your colleagues

你怎么这个时间不跟你的同事一起玩呢

Well Professor Patterson took the team out for drinks

帕特森教授带团队出去喝酒了

That kind of leaves me on my own

所以我就剩下自己一个人

Fine come in

好吧你进来

You got a roommate

你有室友吗

No it's a single

没有我这是单人间

I have a chaperone Mona

我有个监护人蒙娜

She's like 30 It's the worst

她大概30岁吧最讨厌了

Why do you need a chaperone

你为什么会需要监护人啊

Maybe they think I'm like some kind of troublemaker

可能他们觉得我是个捣蛋鬼吧

As the owner of the face you punched they're right

身为被你揍过的那张脸的主人我同意

Yo homie Oh

兄弟

Sorry didn't know you had company

抱歉我不知道你有客人

Oh this is Paige Paige this is Darren

她是佩吉佩吉他是达伦

He lives next door Hi

-他住在隔壁宿舍 -你好

We're having a Mario Kart death match

我们要比赛马里奥赛车

You guys want in

你们想加入吗

It's pretty fun

蛮好玩的

We do it a few times a week

我们一周会玩几次

Really

真的吗

You want to join us

你想加入吗

Uh I've never played before

我从来没玩过

Perfect you can be on Oscar's team

那太好了你去奥斯卡那队

I will destroy

我会灭了你们

Your neighbors let you hang out with them

你的邻居居然带你一起玩吗

I'm basically the social glue of our floor

我简直就是这层楼社交圈的粘合剂

Oh God is that my yearbook

天啊你在看我的毕业纪念册吗

Dang y'all had some big hair

笑死你们的发型头好蓬

You're gonna talk to me about big hair

你好意思说别人的头蓬呢

You think it's big now wait till it gets humid

现在算什么我的头潮湿的时候更蓬松

Okay so uh

好吧那

when do I get to see your yearbook

我什么时候能看你的毕业纪念册啊

Actually

其实呢

I dropped out my senior year

我高三休学了

I'm sorry for not telling you sooner

很抱歉我之前没告诉你

No it's okay

没事啊无所谓

Yeah

是吗

Yeah

对啊

So what other secrets are you hiding from me

所以你还瞒着我什么秘密呢

You got a wife and kids

你其实有老婆孩子了吗

没有

But I'm not really 21 I'm 17

但我其实不是21岁是17岁

What the

什么

Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God

天啊天啊天啊

It ain't that big of a deal

这不是什么大事啊

I just slept with a 17 year old

我睡了一个17岁男孩

If you were a guy

如果我们性别互换

you'd think that was cool

你一定会觉得挺爽啊

I can't believe you lied to me

我真不敢相信你骗我

Only 'cause I like you

爱会让人做疯狂的事

Get out

滚出去

Come on I'm the same guy I was five minutes ago

别这样我跟五分钟前的我并无不同啊

Yeah a liar

对啊都是骗子

You lied to me about your age

你也骗了我你的年纪啊

Yeah and then I felt really bad about it

是的我为此内疚不已

and I told you the truth

而且趁早跟你坦白了

'Cause you're more mature than me

因为你比我更成熟嘛

滚

Can I at least put on my shoes

能先让我穿好鞋吗

滚

Where do you go

你在哪里上学

UT Austin great city You must have fun

-德州大学 -奥斯汀啊好城市你肯定玩很嗨

Yeah It's one big party

是啊仿佛一场狂欢派对呢

So did you guys get like

所以你们两个是

assigned to look after Sheldon or something

被分配来照看谢尔顿之类的吗

No he ended up in the room next door

没有他刚好被分到隔壁间

So we took him in like a dog

我们就像收留流浪狗一样收留了他

Him being so young isn't like weird

他年纪这么小不会很奇怪吗

I'm basically 50

我心智年龄大概50岁

And we're basically 12 so it all works out

而我们大概是12岁所以刚刚好

You good for D&D on Friday

你周五有兴趣来玩《龙与地下城吗》

It's the only day Abby can make it

艾比只有那一天有空

There's an Abby

还有一个艾比吗

She only likes them as a friend She made that very clear

她只把他俩当朋友看她斩钉截铁解释过

So clear

斩太干净了

Do you play D&D

你玩《龙与地下城》吗

No I actually just sit in my dorm room and study

不我平常就自己坐在宿舍里读书

because I have no friends

因为我没有朋友

That's a bummer

那也太扫兴了吧

Yeah

是啊

I think I'm gonna go

我想要走了

Bye

再见

You should go after her

你应该去追人家

Why She's a bummer you just said so

为什么她就是个扫兴鬼你自己才说

Here you go

给

I'm still working on this one

我还在努力喝完这杯呢

Oh dear

亲爱的

Well I'm sure someone here will drink it

我肯定会有人来把这杯酒喝掉

You keep saying you're okay

你嘴上一直说着没事

Are you

你真的没事吗

I'm better than okay

何止是没事是天大的好事

Great Glad to hear it

那就太好了

You know what it's like

你知道那是什么感觉吗

You see these peanuts

你看这个花生

Two of them stuck together in the shell

两粒花生米被捆绑在一起

Trapped

困在壳里

And then you look here at this one

然后你再看看这颗

all on its own

自己一个人

Solo

独行侠

Happy

快乐

So you're a solo peanut

所以你是颗独行花生米

Mm damn straight

太对了

As a matter of fact

说到这了

Enjoy your freedom

享受你的自由吧

Well if you're happy I'm happy

如果你开心那我就开心了

I am

我是很开心

Maybe not as happy as this

可能没搞"三豆行"的

threesome going on here

这颗花生那么快活

Mom

妈妈

Can you settle an argument

你能为争论当裁判吗

I said you're fine Darren and Oscar said you're not fine

我说你没事达伦和奥斯卡说你有事

Why wouldn't I be fine

我怎么会有事

I'm completely alone and the one person

我孤零零一人唯一一个

I thought would understand is having the time of his life

我以为能理解我的人却玩得正嗨

So just to clarify

我想问清楚

They're right you're wrong Dang it

-他们说对了你错了 -可恶

How do you have more friends than me

你为什么能比我交到更多朋友

I don't know I don't even want them

我不知道我都不想跟他们当朋友

I thought that college was gonna be this amazing experience

我本以为上大学会是超棒的经历

but I hate it

但我讨厌死了

You're doing such interesting work

你和帕特森教授进行的研究

with Professor Patterson

很有趣啊

What you really think he wants

你真觉得他会想要

to take suggestions from me

听取我的建议吗

I'm not even a woman in science

我连科学界的成年女性都算不上

I'm a little girl in science

我只是个科学界的小女孩

They just trot me out like the novelty act to help get funding

他们只是把我当猎奇节目好获得资助

They did that to me here too

他们也是这样对待我的

They did

真的吗

Yes and I was very rude to the donor

嗯而我对捐赠人出言不逊

You're kidding What happened

不会吧结果呢

He appreciated my honesty gave the school a bunch of money

他很欣赏我的诚实给了学校一大笔钱

Of course he did

真是不意外呢

I got to go

我得走了

Mona's probably freaking out

蒙娜估计紧张得花容失色

because instead of friends I have a Mona

因为我虽没有朋友但却有个蒙娜

Bye

再见

Oh for God's sake

真要命

take off that stupid Ballard shirt

把你身上这件巴拉德制服脱掉

Oh look Connie's here

瞧康妮来了

She's upset about Dale

她还在为戴尔的事难过

I ain't upset about jack squat

老娘难过个屁啊

Let's just eat

开饭吧

Without praying

不做饭前祈祷了吗

How silly of me

我可真是失了智

You all right

你没事吧

Well she's had a whole beer so who knows

她可是喝了一整杯啤酒谁知道呢

Mother Can we just pray

-母亲大人 -快祈祷吧

Bless us Lord for the food we are about to receive

感谢主赐予我们食物

and bless the hands that prepared it

感谢为我们准备食物的人

And forgive me for that beer My mother made me do it Amen

原谅我喝了那杯啤酒是我妈逼我喝的阿门

Snitch

竟敢爆我的料

And by the way

对了

you can tell your friend Dale that I want my stuff back

你可以告诉你老友戴尔我想拿回我的东西

I'm not getting in the middle of this

我才不掺和你们的事

'Cause I left my purple bra over at his place

因为我把紫色胸罩落在他家了

I want a purple bra

我也想要件紫色胸罩

Oh Lord

救命啊

And if I'm gonna start dating again

如果我要重返情场

I'm gonna need that

就需要那件必胜战衣

Somebody else needs to talk

谁快来打断她的可怕发言

Did you know that Leonard Nimoy takes pictures of

你们知道吗伦纳德·尼莫伊会拍一些

《星际旅行》史波克的扮演者

Georgie

小乔治

What Surprised you're here

-干嘛 -没想到你会在家

Figured you'd be out with your little girlfriend

还以为你跟小女友出去玩了呢

Well I'm not

我没去

Did somebody find out how old you are

是不是被人发现你的真实年龄了

Ooh what does that mean

这是什么八卦

I don't want to talk about it

我不想聊这个

What it means is your brother over here

意思是你哥

has been going out with an older woman

最近在跟一个年纪比他大的女人约会

and lying about his age

还谎报年龄

Georgie

小乔治

It don't matter

无所谓了

I told her the truth and she dumped me

我跟她说实话她就把我甩了

I can relate A young lady brought chaos

我深有共鸣今天一位年轻女子

into my life as well today

也给我的生活带来了混乱

What happened Paige was visiting the university

-发生了什么 -佩吉来参观大学

and got mad that I have college friends and she doesn't

发现我在大学有朋友而她没有她就生气了

You're drunk Sheldon has friends

你喝醉了谢尔顿交到了朋友

This a crazy ass dinner

这顿饭真疯狂

Georgie ain't here

小乔治不在

I came to talk to you

我是来找你的

Could you please take your voice down just a notch

能不能拜托你小声一点

Why You don't want anyone to hear

为什么你不想被其他人听见吗

No I'm a little hungover

不是老娘有宿醉

How could you not tell me he was 17

你怎么能不告诉我他只有17岁

Look I did tell him to tell you before things went too far

在事情太过火之前我有叫他跟你坦白

Well they did go too far

我们确实已经跨越道德底线了

Well I get it Men are the worst

我懂男人都渣透了

I'm going through stuff myself

我也正在经历情伤

We are not bonding over this Listen Just calm down

-谁要跟你姐妹共情啊 -听着先冷静

Don't tell me to calm down

别叫我冷静

And good luck with your hangover

希望你因为宿醉头疼爆炸

Well that's too bad

真可惜

I liked her

本来还挺喜欢她的

Did you see Connie last night

你昨晚见到康妮了吗

Yeah at dinner

嗯吃晚饭时

She say anything about me

她有没有说起我

Please leave me out of this

拜托你们别把我拖下水

Oh come on we're friends George

别这样我们不是朋友吗乔治

and I'm your boss

老子还是你老板呢

She said she wants her bra back

她说想拿回她的胸罩

Uh the purple one that opens in the front

紫色那件前扣式吗

Really don't want to hear about this

真心不想听到这话题

Well you're the one that brought it up

明明是你先提的啊

Paige made me realize

佩吉让我意识到

that maybe I wasn't the loner I thought I was

也许我并非我所想的那样不合群

Maybe I was a social butterfly

说不定我是擅长交际的花蝴蝶

or a social animal less horrifying than a butterfly

或是别的比蝴蝶可爱的群居动物

Get it off the screen

别再放可怕的蝴蝶特写了

But the point is

但重点在于

I was becoming a people person

我越来越有人味儿了

You again

又是你

Well hello to you too

你也好啊

I thought you were going back to Austin

你不是要回奥斯汀吗

Uh I'm not going back

我不回去了

I'm gonna drop out

我打算退学

What Where will you go

什么那你之后去哪

I was thinking here in your dorm

我想来这里你的宿舍

Here

这里

Well I mean just for a couple days

就借住个几天

until I can figure out how to tell my mom

直到我想出怎么告诉我妈

I don't know

我说不好

Please

求你了

I don't have anywhere else to go and

我没有别的地方可去

as embarrassing as this is to admit

而且承认这一点真难堪

you're the only person who can help me right now

但你是现在唯一能帮我的人

Okay

好吧

Thanks

谢谢你

It's the least I can do

这是我应该做的

My life is going so much better than yours

我的人生比你的顺遂多了

Nice of you to show up

你还知道来上班

Broom closet now

立刻跟我去杂物间

是这样的

your little girlfriend Mandy came by today

你的小女友曼蒂今天来过

and she is pissed

她气炸了

This is what I get for telling her

这就是跟她坦白落得的下场

No this is what you get for lying to her

不你落得这下场是因为你骗了她

I don't need you yelling at me too

你也不需要这时候还吼我吧

Well she was yelling at me so now I'm yelling at you

她来吼我我就只能转而吼你

Just because you're having men problems

你自己被男人伤了

please don't take it out on me

也不要拿我撒气啊

All I'm saying

我想说的是

is you really messed up

你这次真的错得离谱

I apologized Why are we still talking about this

我都道歉了为什么还在扯这事

Georgie just think

小乔治如果有一天

how you'd feel if someday

有人这样欺负你妹妹

somebody did that to your sister

你会怎么想

Missy

米希

'Sup

干嘛

Can I borrow one of your Sassy magazines

我能借一本你的《时髦》杂志吗

I knew it

我就知道你是"那个"

Okay look I'm cool with this but do not tell Dad

听着我没意见但千万别告诉老爸

Tell him what

告诉老爸什么

Paige is staying in my dorm room

佩吉要在我宿舍借住

and I'm making her a care package

我要给她准备爱心包裹

Why She wants to drop out of college

-为什么 -她想退学

and she hasn't told her parents yet

她还没跟她爸妈说

And she came to you

她居然来投靠你

She said I'm the only one who would understand

她说我是唯一能理解她的人

Do you Nope

-那你理解吗 -不

Here you go

给你

There's an article about what your lip gloss flavor says about you

里面有篇文章说润唇膏香味能反映一个人的个性

I'm sweet and fun like a strawberry

我像草莓一样甜美可人

I don't care

谁管你啊

What else you bringing her

你还给她带了什么

Toothbrush toothpaste pajamas

牙刷牙膏睡衣

and these feminine napkins

还有卫生巾

Is one box enough Should be plenty

-一盒够了吗 -应该足够有余

I hope so She's been awfully moody

但愿如此她这几天情绪很不稳定

Maybe you aren't the best person to be handling this

也许你不是处理这情况最合适的人选

Agreed but I'm all she's got

我赞同但她只有我了

I feel like you should tell Mom

我觉得你该告诉妈妈

I promised I wouldn't

我答应过她不会说的

I know but this sounds serious

我知道但这听起来很严重

I got her a toothbrush and lady pads what more can I do

我都给她准备牙刷和姨妈巾了我还能做什么

All right I'll see you there

好我们在那里见

Bye

再见

Where you going

你要去哪

To meet Dale at the bar

去酒吧见戴尔

I really don't want to hear about this relationship anymore

我真的不想再听到关于他们分手的话题了

At least he talks about it

至少他肯找人倾诉啊

My mom just wants to drink and pretend she's fine

我妈只想买醉逞强装没事

That sounds great

那不是很好吗

Hey maybe you and I can switch

也许我俩该交换

I'll I'll finish the dishes you go hang out with Dale

我来洗碗你去陪戴尔谈心

We can't switch

我们不能交换

Sure you can Grab your coat

当然可以去拿外套吧

Mom

妈妈

Yeah baby

什么事宝贝

I'm worried about Paige

我很担心佩吉

Who's Paige

佩吉是谁

I may have promised Paige

虽然我答应了佩吉

I wouldn't tell my mother

我不会告诉我妈

Thankfully Missy didn't

但幸好米希没答应

I don't know what lip gloss flavor says "Mature "

我不知道哪种润唇膏香味代表"成熟"

but that would be my sister

但我妹妹就是这样的人

Paige

佩吉

Where is she

她在哪

There's a note

有张字条

"Sheldon thank you for letting me stay here

"谢尔顿谢谢你让我借住在这

But I have to go

但我得走了

I'm happy you're doing well

我很高兴你过得很好

I need to find that for myself somewhere

我也需要去别处找到这样的生活

I hope I can

希望我能找到

Your friend Paige"

你的朋友佩吉"

After a few frantic nights

经历了几个焦急担忧的夜晚后

Paige showed up at her mom's

佩吉回了她妈妈家

They had a lot to figure out

她们有很多事要想清楚

Being a parent isn't easy

为人父母并非易事

I know I made life difficult for my family

我知道我给我家人的生活带来了很多麻烦

And my own kids do the same to me

我自己的孩子也让我头大

Just yesterday I had to take my son Leonard

昨天我才迫于无奈带我儿子莱纳德

to the skate park

去了滑板公园

like a regular park isn't bad enough

难道普通公园还不够虐我吗

It's safe to say having children

可以肯定地说养育孩子

is challenging

极具挑战性

Can we talk

我们能谈谈吗

We better

是该谈谈了

What's going on

怎么了

I'm pregnant

我怀孕了

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