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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Your friends all know about your "Secret boyfriend"

你的朋友都知道你有个"秘密男友"吗

You think that's you

你以为是你吗

Well

那当然...

It's not

难道不是吗

I understand you're moving forward

我知道你正在推进

with Sheldon's grant database

跟谢尔顿的科研补助金数据库立合同的事情

I was an intrinsic part of that

我也是其中不可或缺的一部分

Sheldon didn't mention you

谢尔顿没提到你啊

Of course he didn't that pint sized little credit hog

他当然没有啦这个抢功劳的小豆丁

We're looking for a financier not a partner

我们找的是资金提供人不是合伙人

I just want to be around the process

我只想参与这个过程

But I'm still in charge right

但仍然是我说了算对吗

Did NASA fake the moon landing No

-登月是美国宇航局的骗局吗 -当然不是

See that's what I thought until about a year ago

一年以前我也像你一样天真

Oh we're gonna have so much fun

我们会玩得很开心的

So the data comes in here

数据进到这里

and then it's divided into three tables

然后被分为三类

that I'm calling X sub 1 X sub 2 X sub 3

我要把它们称为子程序1 子程序2 子程序3

Good good

很好很好

And then over here it's subjected to data normalization

然后这半边要进行数据规范化

so we don't end up with any duplicate data fields

以免出现重复的数据域

I've got it

我知道了

Grant Daddy

补助金爹爹

What

什么

The name of our company

我们公司的名字啊

Grant Daddy

补助金爹爹

I mean it's sexy and sophisticated

又性感又富含深意

but still John Q Lunchpail can wrap his arms around it

但又不会曲高和寡这名字普通人也能懂

Where are you

你在哪啊

Oh you know my lawyers have advised me not to say

这个嘛... 我的律师建议我不要说

but I'm pretty sure I'll be allowed back in the country very soon

但我应该很快就能重新被允许回国了

Taxes am I right

税务真烦人对吧

Right now we have more important things to focus on

我们眼前有远比名字更重要的事情

than the name like how are we going to build this

比如我们该怎么搭建这个库

Grant opolis

金大城

Grant cano

金棒棒

No wait

不等等

The Grant Canyon

金山银山补助山

Oh that's gonna look great on a T shirt

感觉印在T恤上会很有哏

Hey what size do you guys wear

你们都穿什么号的衣服

This is not helpful Can't I hang up on him

他一点忙都帮不上我不能直接挂他电话吗

Sheldon I have to remind you

谢尔顿我得提醒你

Hello He's funding the entire project

-喂喂 -是他在出资支持整个项目

He should remain included

他不应该被排除在外

Hello Fine

-有人在吗 -行吧

The Grant Canyon is a terrible name

金山银山补助山是个烂名字

It sounds like a place grants go to die

听起来像补助金死后被埋葬的地方

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I'm including him

我是在让他参与啊

So how are you feeling

你感觉如何

Fat and disgusting

又胖又恶心

I mean are you having any discomfort fatigue

我是问有没有哪里不舒服或疲倦感

Yeah that's all I have

我基本就剩这两种感觉了

I think what she's saying is she feels eight months pregnant

她的意思是她非常有怀胎八月感

Eight 800

八八百差不多吧

Hey sorry I'm late

抱歉我迟到了

Just a reminder Doc

提醒一下啊医生

I don't want to know if it's a boy or girl

我不想知道是男孩还是女孩

I want it to be a surprise Wait hold up

-我希望到时候有惊喜感 -等等

If we're all here

如果我们都在这里

who's looking after the Laundromat and the video store

那洗衣店与录影带出租店

and the uh other establishment

还有其他生意是谁在看着呢

Oh the gambling room

地下赌场吗

Huh

什么

It's okay I lost a hundred bucks there last week

不用紧张我上周刚在那里输了一百块

Then you know we're good for the bill

那你肯定能放心我们付得起医药费

Okay uh back to me

话题回到我这里来

Uh how's everything looking in the oven

肚子里的状况如何

Well baby seems okay

宝宝看起来一切正常

but I am concerned about your blood pressure

但我对你的血压有点担心

Mm You think it's preeclampsia

你觉得是先兆子痫吗

Georgie let the doctor talk

小乔治让医生回答

Actually that's a possibility

其实这的确是其中一种可能

I read the book Did you

我读了孕妇书你读了吗

I'd like to put you on

我打算先让你

bed rest for a week and then recheck you

卧床休养一周然后再检查你情况

Is that really necessary

真的有这个必要吗

It is

有

Dr Linkletter I had a question about today's lecture

林克莱特博士我对今天的课有点问题

I'm sorry who are you

抱歉你是谁

You must be Sheldon

想必你就是谢尔顿吧

I am

的确是

I was told not to talk to you

我被吩咐过别跟你说话

Why not

为什么

I was told not to tell you that

我被吩咐过不能告诉你

Ah I see you've met Toby

你已经跟托比打过招呼啦

I have not He wouldn't tell me his name

没有他不愿意告诉我他的名字

Good man What can I help you with Sheldon

好小伙有什么能帮忙的吗谢尔顿

What's all this

这是什么

It looks like algorithms for a searchable database

看起来像是个可搜索的数据库的算法

At a glance anything can look like

随眼一看任何东西

an algorithm for a searchable database

都可能看起来像可搜索数据库的算法

Very well it's an algorithm for a searchable database

行吧这是可搜索数据库的算法

That was my idea

那是我的点子

If you'll recall it was our idea

请你好好回想那是我们的点子

Are you programming a database for him

你是在帮他给数据库编程吗

Go ahead Yeah

-你回答吧 -是的

Yeah

是的

How dare you steal my grant database idea

你怎么敢偷我的科研补助金数据库点子

Look Dr Linkletter was part of the idea

听好这点子里有林克莱特博士的份

he's an employee of the university

而他是大学的雇员

and therefore we have a legitimate claim to it

所以我们也完全有资格拥有这点子

But I'm already making one

但我已经在制作了

I have an investor lined up and everything

还找到了投资人在等着呢

Well you're still more than welcome to join us

我们也很欢迎你加入我们的团队啊

and we can all work on it together

我们大家可以一起搞这个项目

No this is my idea and I'm doing it on my own

不要这是我的点子我要自己搞

Well then I guess we'll see who gets to market first

那我们就看看谁能够先推出到市场上了

I guess we will

看看就看看

Hmm So have you already started programming

你已经开始编程了吗

还没

Do you have access to a mainframe

你有大型机用吗

That depends Can I use the university's mainframe

看情况了我能用大学的大型机吗

No Then we're still figuring it out

不能那我们这方面还得再研究研究

I see

了解

Well we already have a name do you

但我们已经取好名字了你们呢

As a matter of fact we do We're calling it Granted

还真取好了我们打算叫博古通金

Ugh that is such a good name Thank you

-这可真是个好名字 -谢谢夸奖

And what's yours

你们的呢

Never mind

算了

Look what your machine did to my underwear

看看你们的机器给我的内裤搞得

Made 'em huge

把它洗大了吗

It dyed 'em pink

是染成粉色的了

Oh right

了解

Here Next wash is on us

来下一洗免单

I got to go check on something in the back

我后面还有事情得忙

Sorry I'm a little short staffed today

抱歉今天有点缺人手

I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off

我就像一只头被斩了还在四处乱跑的无头公鸡

All right

好的

There's your teddy bear

这是你的泰迪熊

Here's your cash

这是你的现金

Teddy bear Cash

泰迪熊现金

Teddy bear

泰迪熊

Hey this is a dry cleaning ticket

这是干洗回执

Get out of here

滚出去

Punk

混蛋

Hang on I'll be right back

稍等我马上回来

Hey you find everything all right

一切还满意吧

Yeah

还行

Oh that there's a real good one

这部很不错呢

You should get it I'll ring it up

你应该租这部我帮你去结账

I don't know

不确定呢

Don't know Whoopi Goldberg as a singing nun

大明星琥碧·戈柏饰演唱歌的修女

What's there to think about

这有什么好犹豫的

I might be more in the mood for action

我比较想看点动作电影

She's on the run from the mob

她是为了躲黑道才扮修女的

You'll love it I'll ring it up

你肯定会喜欢看我去给你结账

How you doing

你还好吗

Uh well I'm lying in bed and a nice lady just brought me food

我躺在床上还有好心的女士给我送来食物

It's not the worst

哪能多差呢

Well you haven't tasted it yet Doctor said no salt

等你尝过再说医生说不能加盐

Oh I'm sure it's great

肯定还是会好吃啦

I tasted it It sucks

我尝过了难吃得要死

Anyway I better go give Georgie a hand

好啦我得去帮忙小乔治了

Um here's your telephone

电话在这边

Anything else you need before I go

我去之前还有什么需要的吗

Actually I can't find the remote

我找不到遥控器

Oh well it couldn't have gone far

肯定跑不了多远

Let's see

我看看啊

Let me just look right down here

我看看床底下

Okay Here it is

果然在这里

Oh My back

我的背

Are you okay

你还好吗

No All right Let me help you up

-疼死了 -我拉你起来

No no No no I'm fine I'm fine

不用不用你别起来我没事

I'm ju just Let me lay here for just a minute

我... 就让我在这躺一下就好了

Can I get you some ice or something

我去给你拿点冰块之类的呢

No no no You've got to stay in bed

别别别你得卧床休息

Okay Well you look like

好吧你看起来像报警装置广告里

the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady

"我跌倒了我自己爬不起来"的老太太

That's because I have fallen and I can't get up

因为我就是摔了然后爬不起来啊

Okay it hurts when I laugh

连我笑的时候都疼

Here honey

给你亲爱的

Here you go Oh thanks

-拿去看吧 -谢谢

Oh dear Lord let me help you up

老天啊我扶你起来

Don't touch me

别碰我

Don't touch me I'll get up when I'm ready

别碰我我准备好了再起来

Should I call the doctor

我该打电话给医生吗

No no It just happens every once in a while

不用不用这种事情偶尔会发生

I just need to take it easy for a couple days

我只需要好好休息个几天

Then I'll be fine

然后我就没事了

Well can I get you a pillow

那要我给你拿个枕头吗

Ooh A pillow would be nice

拿个枕头来应该会挺不错

Here

给你

And what's going on with you

那你是怎么回事

Oh high blood pressure Doctor wants me on bed rest

高血压医生让我卧床休息

Probably worried about preeclampsia

大概是担心先兆子痫

Did everyone read this book

大家都读了那本书吗

Well I can take off work and look after y'all

我可以工作请假照顾你们

We're fine

我们没事

Fine You're on the floor

还没事你都躺地上了

What happens if you need to use the bathroom

万一你要上厕所了怎么办

Depends

看情况

Depends on what

看什么情况

No it's a joke

是在开玩笑啦

I got it

我听懂了

What's the joke

笑点在哪

Tell me

跟我说啊

Hello Mr O'Brien's office

您好这里是奥布莱恩先生办公室

Is Mr O'Brien there

请问奥布莱恩先生在吗

It's John Sturgis and Sheldon Cooper

我们是约翰·斯特吉斯与谢尔顿·库珀

Oh it's me

是我啦

I was just making sure you weren't the IRS What's up

我就是想确保不是国税局打来怎么啦

I have some troubling news

我们有坏消息

The university is making a competing grant database

大学正在做同样的数据库来跟我们打对台

Wasn't it your idea It was

-这不是你的点子吗 -的确是啊

but Dr Linkletter is claiming he assisted me

但林克莱特博士说他有协助就有份

Well there's nothing wrong with a little competition

小小竞争也没什么不好

I mean you think I was the only person

你们觉得我是唯一一个设计出

designing anti static lab furniture

防静电实验室家具的人吗

You weren't No

-你不是吗 -当然不是

I researched the competition outbid their manufacturers

我研究了对家标走它们的制造商

and tied them up in court so long they ran out of money

再拖它们到法庭上打官司打到它们无以为继

That seems a little ruthless

这感觉有点太残忍了吧

Hey if you're not ruthless you're toothless

不将对手疯狂打压必被打得满地找牙

I like that

我喜欢这句

I know It rhymes

对啊还押韵呢

But the university's already ahead of us

但大学的进度已经超过我们了

Yeah but do they have a really cool company name

可是他们有很酷的公司名字吗

Yes they're calling it Granted

有叫博古通金

Damn it was right there

靠这么明显我居然没想到

Okay I can't cover the video store the Laundromat

我一个人同时照顾不过来录影带出租店洗衣店

and the other room all at the same time

以及后面的生意

I want to work in the other room

我想去后面工作

You're not working the other room

你别想去后面工作

I got the other one

后面我来管

I call dibs on video store

那我先喊要出租店

Aw I wanted video store

我也想要出租店

Too bad I called dibs

可惜了我先喊了

Great you got the Laundromat

很好你去看着洗衣店

But I don't want the Laundromat

但我不想去洗衣店啊

Well dibs are dibs She called it

人家先喊就是先赢得守规矩

He's a good boss

他是个好老板

That's right

没错

Slow

慢点

Slow Any slower and we're just standing

-慢点 -再慢我们基本就是站着不动了

Okay look I got this okay Just leave me alone

好了行我自己能你让我自己一个人

All right I'm gonna go check on Mandy

行那我去看看曼蒂

Slow

慢

You doing okay

你还好吗

I'm fine

我没事

You really don't need to fuss over me

真的不用那么紧张我

Oh I don't mind

没事啦

I appreciate it

我很感激

I'm just kind of used to taking care of myself

不过我习惯了照顾自己

Well that's what family's for

家人之间就是该照顾彼此呀

Speaking of which do you want me to call yours

说起来你想让我联系你爸妈吗

Why

为什么

If my daughter was on bed rest

如果是我女儿必须卧床休息

I would want to know

我肯定想知道的吧

If they want to know how I'm doing

他们要是想知道我过得怎么样

they can pick up the phone and call

大可主动打电话来问

I'm sure if your mom knew what was going on

你妈妈要是知道你现在的情况

she'd be here to help

肯定会来帮忙的

Well I told my mom I was pregnant

可当初我告诉她我怀孕后

and she stopped talking to me So

她就气到不再跟我说话了

I know but

我知道可是...

It's not your business Mary

这不关你的事玛丽

Okay sorry

好吧抱歉

Hello Toby

你好托比

I'm not supposed to talk to you

我不该和你说话的

But no one told you not to talk to me

但没人说过你不能和我说话

What do you want

你们想怎么样

We want to offer you a job

我们想给你一份工作

And for you to wash your hands

还想你赶紧洗手

I already have a job

我已经有工作了

We know

我们知道呀

We want you to do the same thing but for more money

我们想让你做同样的工作但拿更高的报酬

Okay

好吧

Really that's all it took Where's the loyalty

不是吧这就倒戈了你毫无忠诚度可言吗

Sheldon this is what we want

谢尔顿这不是正合我们意吗

I know but what if somebody comes along

我知道但要是有别人

and offers him more money Is he just gonna leave us

给他更多的钱他也会抛弃我们吗

Are you

你会吗

Probably

应该会吧

We can hire him but he cannot go to the bathroom alone

我们可以雇用他但他不准独自上厕所

Welcome aboard

欢迎加入

Whoa whoa whoa Let's hit that sink

且慢你先给我去洗手

If you're looking for something to watch

如果你还不知道要看哪部

I'd recommend Princess Bride

我推荐《公主新娘》

Really I know it sounds a little girly

-讲真的吗 -我知道听起来有点少女系

but there's an awesome sword fight

但里面有一场精彩绝伦的剑战

and Andre the Giant's in it

而且还有摔角手"巨人安德烈"参演哦

Cool Thanks

行啊谢谢推荐

Just doing my job

这是我应该做的

I'm Melissa by the way

对了我叫梅丽莎

Need any help over here

需要帮忙吗

Are you trying to touch my underwear

你是想借机偷摸我的内裤吗

No ma'am

没有的事女士

Well then step away

那你还不快走开

Yes ma'am

遵命女士

Ah I knew it You poached my programmer

我就知道你们挖走了我的程序员

You poached his idea

是你先盗用他的点子的

Toby what happened to loyalty

托比你做人不讲忠诚的吗

It's annoying isn't it

被背叛的滋味不好受对吧

There's an old saying

俗话说

"You mess with the bull you get the horns "

"敢惹公牛就要承受被角撞的后果"

Well there's a new saying

教你一句新俗话

"We have a programmer and you don't "

"我们有程序员而你没有"

Yeah

没错

Really

不是吧

You poached our programmer

你们挖走了我们的程序员

I left him alone for five minutes to use the bathroom

我就让他独处了五分钟去上厕所

I don't know why you're so surprised

不知道你们在惊讶个什么劲

I'm told that business is a high stakes game

我听说商场如战场

where if you're not ruthless you're toothless

不将对手疯狂打压必被打得满地找牙

We just learned that

我们刚刚学到的

You could have hired anyone else

你们雇谁不行偏要雇他

Coulda woulda shoulda

现在说这些没意义啦

Oh you want to play hardball

你们想来硬的好啊

We can do that too

我们也能这样做

You see Sheldon gets a lot of perks at this university

谢尔顿在学校里享有很多特别待遇

that could go away real fast

但我轻易就能给他取消

But I like my perks

可我喜欢我的小特权

How would you like to have a roommate or two

给你的宿舍安排一两名新室友

in that dorm room of yours

你觉得怎么样

Let's give her what she wants

我们还是满足她的要求吧

Stay strong

要坚定不移

Look all I'm saying is you need us as much as we need you

我想说的是我们都需要彼此的帮助

Now for example we have a mainframe computer and you don't

举例而言我们有大型计算机你们就没有

Ha No mainframe no database Who's toothless now

没有大型机就做不出数据库现在谁才是软蛋

We can get our own mainframe

我们可以自己搞一台大型机

We can They're really expensive

可以吗但那玩意不是巨贵吗

I'm trying to be ruthless Work with me here

我在装心狠手辣你配合一下行不行

We can

我们可以搞到哦

Hey I brought you a snack and some magazines

我给你拿了小点心和杂志

Oh thanks but I should probably finish this

谢了不过我最好先看完这本书

Although I do know how it ends

虽然我很清楚结局是什么

With bodily fluids Everywhere

就是体液横流汁水四溢

And then a sweet little boy or girl

接着一个小男婴或小女婴就出来了

Oh um it's a girl

已经知道了是女孩

Really

真的吗

Yeah Georgie didn't want to know so I haven't said

嗯小乔治不想知道所以我没说

Well that is wonderful

真是太好了

Oh it'll be our little secret

这是你和我的小秘密哦

I already know Don't go feeling like you're special

老娘早就知道了别以为你有多特别

Do you mind We're having a moment here

你能不能识相一点我们这里气氛正温馨呢

Carry on

你们继续吧

As you can see

如你所见

the mother daughter bond is strong

我们母女情深

Well compared to me and my mom you two are magic

比起我和我妈你们的关系很亲密了

Well we've had our ups and downs

我们也是时好时坏啦

She wasn't the easiest mom to grow up with

她也不是很会照顾小孩的妈妈

Sometimes I felt like I was kind of raising myself

有时我都觉得是我把自己拉扯大的

But now we're practically best friends

但现在我们可以说是最好的朋友

Yeah I don't think that's in the cards for me and my mom

我想我和我妈不会变成这样了

I hear you whispering in there

我听见你压低声音说话肯定是讲我坏话

Don't listen to her Mandy

别听她的曼蒂

Dear Lord I was just telling her

你别那么阴暗我只是在跟她说

how you and I are best friends

我和你是最要好的朋友

That's how you talk to your best friend

你跟最好的朋友说话是用这种态度的吗

Everything working okay for you

一切都还顺利吗

I heard about you You're that panty sniffer

我知道你你是那个有闻内裤癖好的变态

No No no no there was no sniffing

没有没有我没偷闻内裤

Barbara he doing it again

芭芭拉他又来作案了

No No Uh j Oh I give up

真的没有算了爷不解释了

I'm totally into old movies

我超喜欢老电影

You know Breakfast Club Goonies Pretty in Pink

比如《早餐俱乐部》啦《七宝奇谋》还有《红粉佳人》

Hey How's it going

怎么样还好吗

Fine Bye

好得很快走不送

Not much going on at the Laundromat

洗衣店那边不忙

Thought maybe I could lend you a hand

我就想着过来帮帮你

Nope all good Go check on Georgie

我这边不用了你去看看小乔治吧

All right

好的

So you doing anything later

你晚点有安排吗

Yeah she's going home with her father

有她要跟她老爸回家

Dad

爸爸

I I'm sorry sir I didn't know

抱歉先生我不知道

Yeah did you know that she's in the seventh grade

那你知道她才读初一吗

Dad

爸爸

I thought she was older

我没想到她这么小

Well now you know Beat it

现在知道了还不快滚

Right

滚了

Are you happy

你现在满意了吧

He is way too old for you

他太老了不适合你

Have you seen you and Mom

你和妈妈才老咧

Hey your mother and I were high school sweethearts

我和你妈可是在高中时代相恋的学生情侣

Yeah she was in high school You were like 25

她是高中生没错但你是25岁吃嫩草的老牛

People looked older back then

那时的人长相显成熟嘛

Hello

有何贵干

Yeah I'm here to install some bunk beds

我是来安装双层床的

But I don't need bunk beds I'm just one person

但我不需要上下铺啊就我一个人住

All I know is they're turning this room into a triple

我只知道这间宿舍改成三人房了

Triple

三人房

This is getting serious They're playing hardball

事态越来越严重了他们来硬的了[打硬球]

And hardball is just one more type of ball I'm bad at

硬球同样是我不擅长的球类运动

Okay just calm down I'm sure

好啦你镇定一点

I can find us a used mainframe

我肯定能弄来一台二手大型机

Where How From whom

在哪怎么弄到手找谁要

I don't know but Jupiter just entered Sagittarius

我也不知道不过木星刚落入了射手座

so I have a good feeling

所以我有很好的预感

You're not filling me with confidence Gary

你这话并没给我增强信心加里

Ah teenagers Always so angsty

青少年啊总是焦虑不安

I love it

我可太喜欢了

Hey Mom it's me

妈是我

No nothing's wrong I was just calling to talk

没出什么事我就想和你聊聊

No I am not calling to apologize

我才不是打来道歉的好吗

No I don't need any money

不我不是问你要钱

No I don't need anything from you

我真的不需要你帮什么忙

You know what This was a mistake

算了我不该打这通电话的

Yeah goodbye

再见

Hi Welcome to Video Village

欢迎光临

I'm Missy I'm in seventh grade and that's my father

我叫米希读初一那是我爸

Uh hi

你好

I'm Carl

我叫卡尔

I'm 31 and my dad is dead

31岁我爸已经去世了

Yeah I'm sorry about her

抱歉啊她那么失礼

And your dad

你爸的事也请节哀

What are you doing

你这是在搞哪一出

Saving you the trouble of embarrassing me

省得你又让我丢脸尴尬

Look it's not easy seeing you talk to guys

看见你和男人说话让我不好受

Especially older guys

特别是跟年纪比你大的男人

You want to know what's not easy

你想知道什么让我不好受吗

Hearing from Billy Sparks about you and his mother

从比利·斯帕克斯那听说你和他妈妈

hanging out in their chicken coop

在他们家的鸡舍偷偷见面

What

什么

He said he saw y'all leaving there the other day

他说他前几天看见你们从鸡舍出来

We were talking chickens

我们只是在聊养鸡的事

And he said it wasn't the first time

他说那不是第一次了

They got a lot of chickens

他们家养了很多鸡嘛

And now there's bunk beds in my room

现在还给我房间摆上双层床了

It's like summer camp Two words I loathe

简直像夏令营一样夏天和露营都是我讨厌的

Sometimes roommates can become lifelong friends

有时室友能成为一生的朋友

I still exchange letters with my roommate

我现在还跟精神病院的同房病友

from the mental hospital

有信件往来呢

They're written in a language he made up

虽说写的都是他自己编的语言

but it's nice to know he cares

但知道他在乎我感觉还是很好

I have a delivery for Sheldon Cooper

有一份给谢尔顿·库珀的快件

That's me What is it

我就是什么东西

A computer mainframe

大型计算机

He got one

他真的弄到手了

I just need to tell the guys where to put it

我得告诉搬运工放在哪

Well I suppose it could go in here

可以放在这间办公室

Or I think I have a solution to my roommate problem

又或者我想到化解我的室友危机的办法了

I can't have roommates if my dorm has no room

假如我宿舍没有室内空间给新朋友住

for those mates

我就不能有室友啦

Right this way

这边请

So you know me and Brenda are just friends

我和布兰达只是朋友

She's been going through a rough patch

她这段时间过得很不顺心

and just needed someone to talk to

需要找人倾诉而已

Okay

好吧

Good

你知道就好

Why'd you say it was about chickens

你之前为什么说是去聊养鸡的事

Because it's Brenda's personal business

因为这是布兰达的隐私

and and just trying to be a good neighbor

我只是想做个体贴的好邻居

And she don't want Billy to worry

而且她不想让比利担心

so we used the chicken coop

所以我们才去鸡舍聊

Which all makes sense right

这一切都很合理对吧

I guess

我想是吧

Good

那就好

I'm glad we can talk about these things

能和你聊这种事我觉得很开心

Me too

我也是

Someday we'll talk about Mom and Pastor Rob

有一天我们也可以聊聊妈妈和罗伯牧师的事

Excuse me are you Mrs McAllister

请问你是麦卡利斯特太太吗

I am Can I help you

是的有什么事吗

I'm Mary Cooper Georgie's mom

我是玛丽·库珀小乔治的妈妈

Oh Hello

你好

I don't know what's going on between you and your daughter

我不知道你和你女儿在闹什么别扭

but you need to get over it

但你得赶紧放下

She is scared she is pregnant and she needs her mother

她很害怕她怀孕了需要她妈妈的关心

I'm getting parenting advice from a woman

你自己17岁的儿子把我女儿肚子搞大了

whose 17 year old son got my daughter pregnant

你还有脸教我怎么当个好妈妈

Yes you are

没错

Georgie made a mistake

小乔治做了错事

but I did not cut him out of my life

但我没有因此和他断绝往来

You don't know

你不知道...

I don't care

我不管

You are her parent Act like it

你是她妈妈就该尽你为人母的职责

So grow up call your daughter and make it right

成熟点打给你女儿跟她和好

Now

现在就打

Well I need I said now

-可我... -我叫你现在就打

I was gonna say I need the phone number

我是要说我不知道她的电话号码

Okay

好吧

Do you have a pen

你有笔吗

All right

好了

Plug it in

插上插头吧

Huh

咦

Hello

你好

Unbelievable

难以置信

President Hagemeyer have you come to meet my new roommate

哈格迈尔校长你是来见我的新室友

Vax 6000

Vax6000的吗

Sheldon you can't have a mainframe in your dorm

谢尔顿你不能在宿舍里放大型机

Actually there's no rule against it

事实上这并不违反校规

I can't have a candle a microwave

宿舍违禁物品有蜡烛微波炉

a hot plate a coffee maker a toaster or a waterbed

电炉咖啡机面包机和水床

But there's nothing against a mainframe

但并没有说不能放大型机

Well I'm the president of the university

我是本校校长

and I'm telling you you can't

我现在跟你说不能放

You're just trying to sabotage our project

你只是想破坏我们的项目

because you know we're gonna beat you to market

因为你心知肚明我们能抢先上市

Sheldon plug it in

谢尔顿插上插头

There really should be a rule against this

的确该立规禁止这件事