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Can I flip the sign

能让我负责翻牌吗

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Presenting er

为您展示

Sheldon Cooper's top 5 Sources of News from my Childhood

谢尔顿·库珀童年时期的前五大新闻消息来源

Number five

第五名

Star Trek Fan Club Magazine

《星际旅行》粉丝俱乐部杂志

Mom DeForest Kelley's favorite episode is "The Empath "

妈妈德福雷斯特·凯利最爱的一集是第3季第12集

Good to know

好棒好棒

Number four the Weather Cube from RadioShack

第四名睿侠电器行买到的气象盒

The humidity is 90%

湿度是90%

with a dew point of 79 5 degrees

露点是26.3摄氏度

Mom

妈妈

The dew point is 79 5 degrees

露点是26.3摄氏度

Okay

好的

Number three

第三名

The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour

《PBS新闻一小时》

Such a great theme song

这主题曲真的是赞

Number two

第二名

Meemaw after a few beers

酒过三巡的姥姥

It took a while but we finally picked a new name

虽然废了点时间但我们把保龄球队的

for my bowling team The Ball Busters

队名给定下来了叫鸡飞"蛋"打母老虎

Hey Mom

妈妈

Guess what Meemaw named her bowling team The Ball

你猜姥姥的保龄球队叫什么名字叫"鸡飞蛋...

And the number one source of news from my childhood

而我童年时期第一名的新闻消息来源是

the bulletin board at the train store

小火车店的公告板

News about trains in a store full of trains

在充满小火车的商店里张贴的火车新闻

Yummy

美滋滋

How did this not make The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour

这么重要的事《PBS新闻一小时》怎么没报

The train museum's looking for a docent

火车博物馆在找讲解员

What's a docent

什么是讲解员

It's a person in a museum who gives information on the exhibits

就是博物馆里给人讲解展品的人

Do you think they'd let someone your age do that

你觉得他们会要你这个年纪的人吗

Why not I have a high school diploma

有何不可我可是有高中毕业文凭

True

的确

I know more about trains than anybody

我比任何人都懂火车

True

对的

And I have the unique ability to wear people down until I get my way

而且我有强大无比的软磨硬泡绝技

So true

太对了

Hello I understand you're looking for a docent

你好我看到你们在找讲解员

I'm 11 years old but you should know

我目前11岁但我告诉你们

I have a high school diploma

我已经有高中文凭

and I know more about trains than anybody

而且我比任何人都懂火车

You still sound on the fence

感觉你的语气还是有些迟疑

It was time to break out my unique ability

是时候用出我的独门绝招了

Let me tell you about every model train I own

让我跟你说说我拥有的每一台模型火车

and what each of them means to me

以及它们对我都有什么意义

The first locomotive I ever received

我所拥有的第一个火车头是...

Wouldn't you know it 47 short minutes later

你想不到吧在短短47分钟后

I got the job

我得到了这份工作

You put your cleats in the truck ‭Yep

-你把球鞋放到车上了吗 -放了

We should hit the road soon It's a long drive

我们该赶紧出发了车程挺长呢

Okay ‭ I got your lunches here

-好 -我帮你们午餐都准备好了

Extra Fruit Roll Ups

有多放水果卷糖吗

You each got two ‭Thank you

你们一人两个谢谢

Thank you

谢谢您

What time is the game ‭12 30

-比赛是几点开始 -12点半

Why are we talking about baseball

为什么大家都在聊棒球

and not my impending docent hood

而不是我即将开始的讲解员生涯

Who wants to tell him it's stupid

谁想告诉他是因为很蠢

Leave it alone ‭And why do they make you wear that goofy costume

-别闹 -他们为什么要你穿这么傻的制服啊

Ha They don't This is all me

傻了吧不是他们要求是我自己穿的

What do you got going on today

你今天都有些什么事要忙呢

Ooh laundry

要洗衣服

grocery shopping vacuuming

买菜吸地板

I might go nuts and dust the picture frames

说不定兴头来了还会去擦相框的灰呢

Well nice Everybody's doing something they love

真好每个人都能做自己"爱做"的事

Sheldon you sure about this

谢尔顿你确定吗

Yes leave the crusts on

确定不要切边

I'm a docent now

我现在可是个讲解员

Thanks for bringing me

谢谢你带我来

Hey it got me out of driving all the way to Missy's game

好歹强过大老远载米希去打比赛

I should be thanking you

是我该谢你

My little knuckles might not be cutting it

我幼小的指关节可能不够力

Would you give it a go

要不你试试看

Sure

行

How's that

怎么样

Four knocks Bold

用了4个关节勇士

Hello hello

两位好

Volunteer docent Sheldon Cooper reporting for duty

自愿讲解员谢尔顿·库珀前来报到

Welcome aboard

请上车

Train nomenclature right out of the gate Promising

一上来就用火车术语好现象

I like your conductor's uniform

我喜欢你的列车长制服

You know what they say Dress for the job you want

常言道"做什么工就穿什么装"

Do I get an "Ask me" button too

我也会拿到一个"请问我"的徽章吗

Well thank you for asking and yes you do

感谢你的提问没错你会有

I'll be right back

我马上回来

Do you see that bell

你看到那个铃了吗

That's from Texas and New Orleans locomotive number 701

那来自德州与新奥尔良线火车头701号

I'd tell you more but you haven't contributed

我很乐意多跟你分享知识但你还没有

the suggested donation

往乐捐箱里投钱

Number 701 was built in 1930 by the Baldwin Locomotive Works

701号火车头是在1930年由鲍尔温机车厂所建造

It was a superheated 4 8 4 class GS 1 with 7

是4-8-4级GS-1过热蒸汽火车头有7...

I want my money back

我想把善款拿回来了

Here you go

给你

Thank you

谢谢

I know you're supposed to pick me up at 4 00

我知道你4点时得来接我

but I may live here now

但我有可能以后就住这里了

Send me a Christmas card

圣诞节别忘了给我发贺卡

I'm glad Mom didn't come

挺庆幸妈妈没有来

Why's that

为什么

I can spit when I'm on the mound

这样我就能在投手丘上吐口水了

You can hock up anything you want today

你今天想怎么吐就怎么吐

Not here

不是让你在这吐啊

We need to stop so I can pee

我们得停一下我要尿尿

I told you to pee before we left the house

我不是出门前让你先去上厕所了吗

That was an hour and a half ago

那都1个半小时前了

Can't you hold it

你不能憋着吗

I may spit like a man

虽然我能像个爷们般吐痰

but I have the bladder of a little girl

但我还是只有小女孩的膀胱

I'm going to work

我去上班啦

Okay have fun

好工作愉快

What what time do you think you'll be back

你什么时候会回来

Before dinner

晚饭前

See you then

到时候见啦

And my day off begins

我的假日终于开始啦

Just let me know if you have any questions

有问题的话你都可以问我

This is a very nice builder's plate

这个制造厂铭牌很棒啊

How can you be sure it's not a replica

你怎么知道它是不是赝品呢

Now that is a great question

这是个好问题

Thank you I also know the answer Do you

谢谢我也知道这题的答案你知道吗

Well there's uh rust and soot on the back of it

它... 的背后有锈跟煤灰

from when it was mounted to the engine's smokebox

都是从它还在引擎烟箱上时留下来的

Very good

非常好

Ah the 1937 Santa Fe diesel

1937年的圣达菲柴油火车

I've always loved that paint scheme

我一直很喜欢它的涂装色调

I wonder if they had a name for it

不知道这个色调有没有名字呢

Cat's Whiskers

叫猫胡须

Correct Ha Two fo two

-答对 -真棒两题全对

Did you know that the word "Train"

你知道"火车"这个词

comes from the French verb trainer

语源是来自法文动词

which means to draw or drag

意思是指拉或拖

Well I just learned something

哇我刚才学到新知识了呢

Well if you enjoy learning things

如果你喜欢学习知识

then you and I are on the fast track to friendship

那我们可是上了友谊的快道

Speaking of fast tracks

说到快道

the Japanese bullet train or Shinkansen

日本的子弹列车或者说"新干线"

Ready to roll

准备好走了吗

Not really

不太

What's wrong

怎么啦

It happened

发生了

What happened

发生了什么事情

That thing that happens to girls

女孩子都会发生的那个事情

when they're becoming young ladies

就是从女孩变成女人的那件事

What Now

什么现在吗

I'm not happy about it either

我也不乐意好吗

Should we go home

我们该回家吗

I'm pitching in an hour

我一个小时后得上场投球

I you think that's a good idea

你觉得那是什么好主意吗

Maybe you need to lie down

你是不是该躺下休息

I don't need to lie down

我才不需要躺下休息

Okay well maybe I need to lie down

行吧或许我需要躺下

Okay we're gonna find a pay phone and call your mother

我们现在先去找个付费电话打给你妈妈

She's not here right now What can she do

她现在又不在这里她能干嘛

Well I don't know what to do

但我也不知道该怎么办啊

We're gonna go to a drugstore and get what I need

我们现在去找个药店买我需要的东西

Go to a drug store

去药店

Okay I can do that

可以这个我可以做到

Breathe We're gonna get through this

深呼吸我们能一起度过这个难关

It's almost opening time

马上到开门的时候了

Have at it

你去吧

5 4

Five, four,

3 2 1

three, two, one.

We're officially open for business

我们正式开门迎接客人

Anticlimactic

发展有点令人扫兴

Get him Dalton Get him

揍他达登揍他

Mary Cooper what are you doing

玛丽·库珀你在做什么

Nothing

没什么

Why are you watching Road House

你为什么在看《威龙杀阵》

Why aren't you at work

你怎么没在上班

I asked you first and my question is way more interesting

我先问的你先答而且我的问题有趣多了

It was just on

刚好电视在播嘛

I don't even know what that is

我都不知道那是在播什么

Then how'd you know his name's Dalton

那你怎么会知道他名字叫达登

I don't have to explain myself to you

我不用跟你解释什么

This is a pretty dirty movie

这部电影可是挺"脏"的呢

How do you know It is rated R

你怎么会知道这可是成人级电影

For violence language and sexual content

内含暴力脏话与性爱画面

You should be ashamed of yourself

你该为自己感到羞愧

Nothing to be embarrassed about

没什么好羞愧的

It's perfectly natural Perfectly normal

这是自然生理现象很正常会发生

Dad I know

爸爸我知道

I'm telling myself

我是在对我自己说

How much money you need

你需要多少钱

I'm not going in there You are

我才不要进去买你去买

Why can't you go It's embarrassing

你为什么不能去这很丢脸耶

You just said it wasn't embarrassing

你刚刚才说不需要羞愧

Well it is and I lied

我说谎了其实会

Excuse me

抱歉打扰了

Hello Welcome to the Lone Star Train Museum

您好欢迎来到孤星州火车博物馆

I'm Docent Sheldon Cooper

我是自愿讲解员谢尔顿·库珀

If you have any questions

如果你有任何问题... [问我]

You know where the bathroom is

你知道洗手间在哪里吗

Indeed I do You'll want to chug along

我知道你得先呜呜向前走

past our authentic 1928

经过我们1928年的

Southern Pacific Sunset limited whistle

南太平洋日落限量版汽笛真品

then keep going past our conductor's uniform

然后继续经过我们的售票员制服

which was worn on the Texas and Pacific Railway

那是在德州与太平洋铁路的火车上穿过的

Then you'll come upon

然后你就会遇到...

Son I have to take a leak

孩子我得撒尿

It's in the back Thank you

-就在后面 -谢谢

And our toilets flush unlike the ones on trains before 1889

我们的厕所能冲水不像1889年之前的火车厕所

This is a genuine locomotive bell

这是真正的火车铃

from Texas and New Orleans number 701

来自德州与新奥尔良701号列车

Now there's a proper technique to make the purest sound

想要使它发出最纯净的声音需要特殊手法

Most people don't know how to do that

大部分人不知道该怎么做

But you're in luck because I do

但你们很幸运因为本才子知道

You want to know more about the Cotton Belt

如果你们想了解更多关于棉花带区域的信息

there's plenty in here

可以看这本小册子

Although the facts in that brochure are suspect

但那本小册子里的内容不可信啊

Sheldon I uh

谢尔顿这本...

I wrote this brochure

这本册子是我写的

While the origins of the Southern Pacific go back to 1848

虽然南太平洋运输公司的起源可追溯到1848年

the company wasn't formally started until 1865

但这家公司直到1865年才正式成立

And before you reprint these we should talk fonts

还有你重印之前我们该讨论下字体

See It's all in the wrist

看见没诀窍就在手腕

And early trains used the drop chute toilet

早期火车使用跌水槽厕所

also called the hopper toilet which was really just a hole

也叫漏斗厕所说白了就是个坑...

Couldn't you just listen to this all day

听这仙乐一整天都不会腻对吧

So how many times have you seen Road House

你看了多少遍《威龙杀阵》

Sorry can't hear you

不好意思我听不见

More or less than five

比五遍多还是少

'Cause that's how many times I've seen it

因为那就是我看过的次数

That's how many years you're gonna be grounded

如果你不立刻停止这个话题

if you don't drop it right now

你就会被禁足五年

Does Dad know you like this movie

老爸知道你喜欢这个电影吗

No and it is gonna stay that way

不知道他也永远不会知道

Why Because it is not something I should be watching

-为什么 -因为这不是我该看的

Then why are you watching it

那你为什么要看

It is a guilty pleasure so will you drop it now

这是种负罪快感你能别说这个了吗

Relax

淡定啦

I ain't gonna tell nobody

我不会告诉别人

Thank you

谢谢

I think it's awesome you like it

我觉得你喜欢这电影很棒啊

It is pretty cool how Dalton

达登很酷

doesn't drive his Mercedes to the bar

他没有把他的奔驰开去酒吧

'cause he knows they're gonna trash it

因为他知道会被他们弄坏

Dalton's no dummy

达登可不笨

No sir

他机智得很

It's right over there in aisle two

就在那边二号过道

Find everything you need today

今天需要的东西都找到了吗

Yeah think so

应该吧

You don't know what you're doing do you

你不知道自己在干什么对吧

No ma'am

是的女士

Would you like some help

你想要我帮忙吗

Yes ma'am thank you ma'am

好啊谢谢你女士

Okay

好吧

We need to talk

我们得谈谈

About this bell You got it

谈这个铃吗没问题

Did you know different engineers would often

你知道不一样的火车司机常常会...

Son

孩子

You're a sweet kid but

你是个好孩子但是

I don't think this is working out

但这样下去可能不行了

What Why

什么为什么

I I know everything there is to know about trains

关于火车的知识我全都知道啊

Well you see now that there is the problem

你看这就是问题所在

People when they come here they want to enjoy it

人们来这里是想玩得开心

They don't want to get lectured in the bathroom

他们并不想在洗手间里被说教

And you have been correcting me

整个上午

in front of the visitors all morning long

你都当着参观者的面纠正我

Would you prefer I send you a memo

你更希望我在一天结束后

of your mistakes at the end of the day

再给你寄你的错误备忘吗

No ‭Because that's what I did

-不 -因为我以前在学校

for the teachers at my school

就是这样帮助老师们的

I think it brought us all closer

这么做好像拉近了我们的距离呢

Sheldon it's great to have knowledge

谢尔顿有学问是好事

But you don't need to show it off all the time

但你没必要时刻炫耀

Oh I don't mind

我不介意啊

You see trains are all about balance right

火车最关键就是要保持平衡对吧

Now you put too much water into a steam engine

如果放太多水进蒸汽机

it can't do its job

它就无法正常运作

You let that water run low boom it'll blow up

如果水过少砰又会爆炸

Now a good engineer

一个好火车司机

makes sure he uses just the right amount of water

一定会用适量的水

Not too little not too much

不太少也不太多

That make sense

这么说你明白吗

The fireman adjusts the water not the engineer

调整水量的人是锅炉工不是火车司机

And then he took my "Ask me" button

然后他就没收了我的"问我"徽章

He didn't even ask me He just took it

他连问都没问一声就直接拿走了

Everybody gets fired for something eventually

人人最终都会因为某件事被炒鱿鱼的

For being too good at their job

因为工作太出色吗

Well Moon Pie sometimes you just get

但是小饼饼有时候

too excited about sharing the facts in your head

你太过激动急于分享你想到的知识

But learning facts is the ant's pants

可是学习知识是蚂蚁裤子[极好的]

Which is the Australian derivation of the bee's knees

这是澳洲版本的"蜜蜂膝盖"[棒棒的]

See you just learned something

瞧你刚学会了新知识

And wasn't that the cat's pajamas

这难道不是猫咪睡衣[棒呆了]吗

Alls I'm saying is people aren't always in the mood

我想说的是人们并非总有这个心情

Well they should be

他们应该保持这种心情

I'm happy to learn any fact at any time

我个人任何时候都乐意学习任何知识

Is that so

是吗

Yes

是的

Grab my knitting bag

拿我的编织包

I don't recommend driving while knitting

我不建议你边开车边打毛衣

Your reflexes aren't what they used to be

你的反射神经大不如前了

Just look in the bag

少废话打开包包看一下

Did you know

你知道

that there are three different kinds of yarn

有三种不一样的纱线吗

I didn't

不知道

You got your animal like wool

有用动物做的比如羊毛

Your plant like cotton

有用植物做的比如棉花

And your synthetic like acrylic

还有人造的比如腈纶

Interesting

有意思

You think so

你真这么想吗

I'm glad to hear that

听到你这么说我很欣慰

Because each one of them has plusses and minuses

因为每一种都有其优缺点

and you're about to hear them all

你即将听到我给你娓娓道来

in mind numbing detail

不遗漏任何乏味细节

Nothing to worry about

没什么好担心的

We got this ‭ Really

-我买到了 -真的吗

Everything you need's right here

你需要的都在这了

You're the best

你最棒了

Come on I'll show you where the bathroom is

来我带你去洗手间

Oh and there's a very helpful cashier

对了有位乐于助人的收银员

named Gretchen you need to hug

她叫格雷琴你得给她个拥抱

Come on

走吧

Here she is Gretchen

她在这呢格雷琴

Another way to cast on in knitting

起针还有一种方式

is called the slingshot

叫做弹弓法

Did you know the Wham O company was named

你知道户外玩具公司"哇哦"

after its first product the Wham O Slingshot

是以他们第一款产品哇哦弹弓命名的吗

I'm the one saying the facts right now

现在是我在分享知识

Unless you're tired of hearing them

除非你听腻了

Sick of learning Never

我厌倦学习永远不可能

Well that's too bad

那就惨了

How awesome was it when he fights those four guys at once

他一人单挑四人那里多帅啊

They were asking for it

他们就是讨打

Dalton doesn't fight unless he has to

达登从不主动干架

True 'cause when the doctor says

说的是因为当医生问他

"How many of these fights you win " He says

"你打架赢过几次"时他说

Nobody ever wins in a fight

打架没有赢家

Mm and I like how smart he is

我还喜欢他聪明过人

But doesn't feel like he has to show it off

但又不会给人爱炫耀的感觉

No kidding

就是啊

Maybe Sheldon should watch it

也许谢尔顿该看一下这电影

Hey what was Dalton's third rule of being a good bouncer

达登的好酒馆保镖第三条规则是什么

Be nice

待人友善

That's right

没错

I think Dad would love that you're into stuff like this

你喜欢这种电影我想爸爸会很高兴的

I'm sure he would

一定的

He took me to see Mad Max twice

他带我看了两次《疯狂麦克斯》呢

Really

真的吗

Actually

事实上

the second time we couldn't find a sitter

第二次我们找不到保姆

so we brought you along

所以把你也带上了

How old was I

我那时几岁

I don't know four

我记不清了四岁吧

No wonder I'm so cool

难怪我现在如此酷炫迷人

So why you hiding it

那你为什么要隐瞒

Well 'cause I'm supposed to be a good Christian

因为我应该当一个虔诚的基督教徒

Clearly this is something I need to work on

显然这是我需要继续努力的

Well before you fix it you've got to watch Die Hard 2

那在你完全净化之前一定要看《虎胆龙威2》

Bruce Willis stabs a guy in the head with an icicle

男主角布鲁斯·威利斯用冰锥刺入一个男人脑袋呢

Now circular knitting produces a seamless tube

环形织法能织出无缝身片

You already told me that

你已经告诉过我了

Oh did I

是吗

Can we circle back to double pointed needles

我们能说回双头针吗

I have a follow up question

我有个后续问题要问

Hold that thought

你先等一下哈

Strike two

二振

One more

再来一球

Just like that

就是这样

Strike three you're out

三振出局

There you go Ha

你做到了好棒

That's how you do it

就该这样打

Is that your little girl

那是你女儿吗

That's my little lady

没错是我的小淑女

Well sometimes

好吧有时不那么淑女

Carrying the stuffing out of the Caddy was easy

把填充物从凯迪拉克拿出来尚算简单

Using it to stop the guys chasing us The kids are asleep

-但要利用这些拦阻追赶我们的人... -孩子们睡了

Gasoline would help

需要汽油的帮助

Always does You gonna watch that

-一向如此 -你要看这个吗

Well it's MacGyver

这是《百战天龙》

He makes stuff out of other stuff

男主角能用各种玩意造出新工具

Sort of a homemade mortar

算是自制迫击炮

Why did you want to watch something else

怎么你想看别的节目吗

I thought maybe we could watch a movie

也许我们可以一起看部电影

Sure yeah which one

好啊哪一部

Um I don't know

我不知道

I heard that that movie Road House

我听说那部《威龙杀阵》

is supposed to be good

好像很不错

What's it about

说什么的

I think it's about a guy

好像是关于一个男的

um Dalton

叫达登

Who's a bouncer

他是保镖

who has to clean up a bar

他必须清理一家酒吧

that's been overrun by a bunch of bad guys

那里被一群坏人侵占了

Oh yeah it's got that guy that looks like Georgie in it

想起来了主角长得很像小乔治

No he doesn't

才不像呢

Are you kidding

你开玩笑吗

He looks exactly like him

他俩简直一个模子印出来的

Let's just watch MacGyver

我们还是看《百战天龙》吧

Cool

好啊